@ Bro zongli faked his death and now is libing among humans by hiding his identity same goes for xianyun or cloud retainer and madam ping Even if someone asks him wether he is geo archon he would never admit to it😂 As for neuvi lots of people already know he is not human and some i think melusines know he is the hydro soverign but if u were to ask neuvi he would not hide his identity
@@DaitouPhi it seems u didnt understand what i said 🤔 Neuvillette isnt activeley hiding his identity like zongli , No human can live as long as he has and knave already had doubts about his identity not to mention that everyone in fontaine already knows he isnt human😂(which isnt case with zongli) He told traveller to keep his identity a secret because he doesnt want to get unwanted attention from anyone be it normal people or fatui because at that point of time we still didnt know what arlechinno was trying to get at or whose side she was on.
@@Arc.Z but neuvilette is actively hiding his identity. He asked Traveler to keep it secret. He’s not hiding that he’s a long lived species but he’s keeping secret he is the Hydro Sovereign. He makes people think he’s some other long lived species species like the Adepti from Liyue or the Yokai from Inazuma for example.
Neuvillet is definitely way older than 500 years, he already said that he was only invited to be the Ludex of Fontain 500 years ago, he probably lived for way longer
@ yeah, and i guess i shouldn't say he's older than zhongli, but i presume there's no way i can think of that zhongli is significantly older than him. notfully caught up on lore l
@@lit_kzhI'm pretty sure he's like the reincarnation of it or smth, I can't find it again in Google but from my memory I'm pretty sure Neuvi told us he isn't fully an hydro dragon sovereign thingamajig
Imagine not knowing Genshin but simping for a few boys and then finding out that the guys are 500+ and 6000+ years old 💀💀 (btw I laughed my @$$ out at the beginning)
My working theory is that zhongli IS or KNOWS what happened to Nibbelung the missing dragon king. Theres something in his archon quest that says he has a contract with the heavenly principles and cant say what happened so many years ago. He even fears punishment for relaying such a secret. Since its a contract with HP, the contract might have been the truce between the first and second who came. And given his hesitance and aversion for meeting neuvillette during lantern rite, zhongli would HAVE to know that he was a dragon reborn in human form.... Which was not normal. Neuvillette might not keep it secret when asked directly, but to his nation his true identity is unknown and unknown news wouldnt spread to liyue. So zhongli 100% knows who neuvillette is. Maybe even can detect him from a distance... Seeing as how the full power of sovereign was restored ro neuvillette and he was walking in liyue territory. Lets also not forget teyvat is on its 4th loop. They might have met before.😮
You know Zongli is more than 6000+ years old coz he was demoted from a shade to an ordinary god.He and the primordial one who is the first descender created life itself.And Zongli was the shade of life until some shit happed in celestia and and imposter came and impersonated the primordial one and decided to demote Zongli from a Shade to merely an ordinary god.Where Zongli as an ordinary god pass those 6000 years.And it was also stated that Zongli was the god of humanity.
Neuvillette & Zhongli: ORDER ORDER ORDER!!!! Me: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
If im not wrong, neuvi is much older than 500. He only got invited as a judge 500 years ago. Considering how long before the original hydro dragon sovereign died, i belive he's a few thousand years old
Nuevilette being mistaken as 500 Years old is such a big thing in the community, he's BEEN the uedex for 500 yrs, but, he's A sovereign, he could literally be as old as teyvat. 🤓
He's not. The Hydro Dragon Sovreign shouldn't have reincarnated until AFTER Orobashi went to Enkanomiya, where he foresaw the experiments that were led on the Bathysmal vishaps there that later caused Neuvillette to be reincarnated in a human body. When Orobashi was there, for the reason that he couldn't overpower the Narukami (Ei and Makoto) and Deus Auri (Zhongli) during the Archon war, the reincarnation of the Hydro Sovreign was still a prophecy. Neuvillette might have inherited the memories of the previous Hydro Dragon and his authority, that being said, he's still as old as his age is, which should be, according to Furina during the last Lantern Rite, somewhere a thousand years old.
That back pain was personal 💀
Nah fr
Am 13 and I have leg pain 😂
I feel personally attacked here lol
Got the body pain at 16
Bruh 😂
Neuvi doesn't hide his identity, Nobody asks him what he is that's all😂
Same thing for Zhongli, it's not like he will go around and blast about being Geo archon, it takes someone to ask
@ Bro zongli faked his death and now is libing among humans by hiding his identity same goes for xianyun or cloud retainer and madam ping
Even if someone asks him wether he is geo archon he would never admit to it😂
As for neuvi lots of people already know he is not human and some i think melusines know he is the hydro soverign but if u were to ask neuvi he would not hide his identity
@@Arc.Z yeah sure, and neuvi didn't asked the traveler to not tell anyone his identity, when traveler knew neuvi was the hydro dragon🤣
@@DaitouPhi it seems u didnt understand what i said 🤔
Neuvillette isnt activeley hiding his identity like zongli , No human can live as long as he has and knave already had doubts about his identity not to mention that everyone in fontaine already knows he isnt human😂(which isnt case with zongli)
He told traveller to keep his identity a secret because he doesnt want to get unwanted attention from anyone be it normal people or fatui because at that point of time we still didnt know what arlechinno was trying to get at or whose side she was on.
@@Arc.Z but neuvilette is actively hiding his identity. He asked Traveler to keep it secret. He’s not hiding that he’s a long lived species but he’s keeping secret he is the Hydro Sovereign. He makes people think he’s some other long lived species species like the Adepti from Liyue or the Yokai from Inazuma for example.
"Archon't" got me 😭💀
@@Mxyqqqq Furina may not be the real Hydro Archon but she’s the Archon of my heart
YOO IM YOUR 1000ND LIKE
@@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH Agreed
i mean shes part of the hydro archon
Even so, other archon still approved furina equally with them
SORRY THE START BROKE ME...
💀
ME TOO
It broke Zhongli too 😅
@@cornz7126 more like ended
@@RxT-QxNended his entire bloodline-
"orderorderorderorder" got me😭😭😭
@@LambertRech order
@@JustYourAverageCrazyy order
@@JustYourAverageCrazyy OŒŘĎÈŔ
order
otter
"Order! Order! Order!" That got me good that's why they are both Grandpa's of the game
I- the spear hitting Zhongli’s- and also the ghost coming from there
Because it died and ghost come from there
@@TheHuTao-r1p bruh what, what died
@@neuvi-the-otterZhongli's pillar died.💀
@onsidebike7262 Bro’s two rock boulders died too
@@neuvi-the-otter And all his future children...
Zhongli and Neuvillette are really a pair of close old "friends"
Wdym by that?🤨
They were "RoOmMaTeS
No, not realy. Neuvilette wants and needs to prosecute Zhong for his crimes during the archon war.
The intro was.. interesting.
"flat and childish bosses" was a violation
I don't deserve more than two likes for this 😭
I Feel Bad for Zhongli 💀
??
that inazuma soldier was poking zhongli's private partz
Rip balls 💀
@@haileyleung3980 Nahh they are made of stone so everything is fine
"Archon't"
@@Douma_Kyoso wdym?
@@Flower69123 he meant fake archon
@@Flower69123did you do the Fontaine archon quest?
@@Ruinousria yes
@@Code_saber9force k thanks
Your guidelines having a picture of scarameow made my day!
Neuvillet is definitely way older than 500 years, he already said that he was only invited to be the Ludex of Fontain 500 years ago, he probably lived for way longer
yeah, isnt he older, given he's the hydro sovereign?
@@lit_kzh Yep, we don't know exactly how old he is but he definitely isn't 500 years old. That's just when focalors/Furina invited him to be the Ludex
@ yeah, and i guess i shouldn't say he's older than zhongli, but i presume there's no way i can think of that zhongli is significantly older than him. notfully caught up on lore l
@@lit_kzhI'm pretty sure he's like the reincarnation of it or smth, I can't find it again in Google but from my memory I'm pretty sure Neuvi told us he isn't fully an hydro dragon sovereign thingamajig
@@lit_kzh he isn't the original hydro dragon sovereign he is the reincarnated dragon sovereign
as a fellow 25 yr old, the back pain is shockingly terrible sometimes
Yep. Same here 😅😅
Zhongli getting violated at the start 😭
damn, the last one... im feeling that 😔 i work in retail 😔
Imagine not knowing Genshin but simping for a few boys and then finding out that the guys are 500+ and 6000+ years old 💀💀 (btw I laughed my @$$ out at the beginning)
"They both have flat and childish boss"
Furina: HEY!
Hu Tao: I'm not that childish-
@@evaespejo5753 ye but now Furina is not childish let’s be honest
@IlNeuvillettelI yep
@@evaespejo5753 she was let’s say ✨DRAMATIC✨💎💅
@@IlNeuvillettelI ate
Back pain is the cause of being in a slouching position for a long time
Neuvillette and Zhongli have a lot in common and Hutao and furina are similar too
Fate made sure they would become friends
And now Neuvi and Zhongli are on a banner together in the second part of 5.2
zhongli is quite literally scared of neuvillette because neuvillette would judge him due to him being the geo archon
I love the vibe of both of them
Zhongli 😭😭
It’s a shame Neuvilette dislikes him, they have so much in common I think they’d be good friends
ORDER
"I SHALL HAVE ORDER"
I WILL HAVE OTTER
ORDER
Osmanthus wine
"I WILL HAVE OTTER!"
The npc just violating Zhongli's pillar at the start 😭
The thumbnail😭😭
poor zhongli😭
The fact that Zhongli is older than Neuvillette and neuvi judges him makes it more funny to me💀
Guys imagine if they both come home
WHY ISNT ANYBODY TALKING ABOUT THE GHOST COMING OUT OF ZHONGLI'S YK WHAT?!
that person at the intro testing zhongli's geo stick
You forgot their hair both glows
the "order,order!!" got me 😭
Based on the judgement of the Oratrice Mechanique D' Analyse Cardinale🗣️
Only real fan knows that Hu Tao isn't flat
Only real man will still acknowledge her as flat
Bro rosted furina and hutao by calling them flat😅
The end was personal 😂
The way Neuvillette looked so facinated at the start
The first guy attacking with a sphere to zhonglis p was crazy💀💀💀💀💀💀
Neuvi doesn't really hide. That's the entire reason he doesn't wear a fake vision like Zhongli does.
Okay but i think venti can relate to the first one a whole lot
Wait, one more.(also poor zhongli's dong-)
6. They both have dead wives/close friend or whatever you want to call it (my opinion dont war guys 😔)
And the girls are both blue-
Neu is actually 2000+ years old. We got crumbs that show he go back futher than 500 years. He has only been judge in fontaine for 500 years
Yeah like a 100 years more at most not 2000+ that just wouldn't make sense
My working theory is that zhongli IS or KNOWS what happened to Nibbelung the missing dragon king. Theres something in his archon quest that says he has a contract with the heavenly principles and cant say what happened so many years ago. He even fears punishment for relaying such a secret.
Since its a contract with HP, the contract might have been the truce between the first and second who came. And given his hesitance and aversion for meeting neuvillette during lantern rite, zhongli would HAVE to know that he was a dragon reborn in human form.... Which was not normal. Neuvillette might not keep it secret when asked directly, but to his nation his true identity is unknown and unknown news wouldnt spread to liyue. So zhongli 100% knows who neuvillette is. Maybe even can detect him from a distance... Seeing as how the full power of sovereign was restored ro neuvillette and he was walking in liyue territory.
Lets also not forget teyvat is on its 4th loop. They might have met before.😮
You know Zongli is more than 6000+ years old coz he was demoted from a shade to an ordinary god.He and the primordial one who is the first descender created life itself.And Zongli was the shade of life until some shit happed in celestia and and imposter came and impersonated the primordial one and decided to demote Zongli from a Shade to merely an ordinary god.Where Zongli as an ordinary god pass those 6000 years.And it was also stated that Zongli was the god of humanity.
Ok but furina running around neuvi is kinda cute😭🙏
He forgot that my back is broken😔
Zhongli might be coming from another world like Aether or Lumine (idk the english word)
zhongli got violated by that gaurd in the first clip😭
the meeting of 2 dragons are inevitable
Ya'll Zhongli we will help you fix yo back💀
Nobody talking the fact that that guard spear pokes Zhongil….you know
Finally someone gets it right 😭
Neuvillette is around 500 yrs old maybe younger
"CoffinForSale" is crazy 😭😭🙏
Meanwhile 22 yo me after carrying a heavy backpack for school *complains about having a bad back*
I have must say they are perfect duo
Neuvi is actually 1000+ years old, mentioned in the previous lantern rite event by furina
The order part was my favorite 🫠
Back pain was actually the reality 😪
Zhongli is 12x zhongli’s age💀
"Osmanthus water tastes the same as I remember"
-Idk Zhonglette or something
Neuvi is a lot older than 500, probably in the thousands!
It's just that he can't remember it
They both are silly dragons 😭😂😂
"Order, order‼️🗣"
Okay so no one is gonna talk about the intro? Fr?
🫣
If my partner said they would break up with me for adopting me, I would instantly break up with them. it was never meant to be.
The soldier knew his enemy.
NOT THE WITH THE "order!"
That ghost came out of Zhongli's Cave
and neuvi needs a shield to properly work (or not needs, but ideally)
6. They are both married to many genshin players…including me
WHY CAN'T I FIND ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THE FIRST SCENE😭
Zhongli's name advertising for hu taos business 😂
Okay the start traumatised me 😭
The Last Part really IS real😂
Wtf wat the first one at the beginning☠️
“Coffinforsale” 💀
Nah because a Neuvillette joined my world and i pulled out Zhongli and they started chasing me it was so fun 😂
You forget one thing to say at the start they have balls of steel 😂
They’re also non human- both dragons technically
Sorry but neuvilette is also 6000+ sorry for this comment no intention of offending anyone just stating a fact
He's 500+ play remuria
didn't the seven sovereign came longer than the archons?
@@ba3kd0hwa he's reincarnation/successer
You're not stating facts..you're commenting something that you made up🤡
that inazuma soldier poking zhongli's private parts in the begining got me
They're flat and that's some of the best kinda charm
Will, zhongli found someone to share the old memories with him
Neuvillette & Zhongli: ORDER ORDER ORDER!!!!
Me: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
during the lantern rite event last year, Neuvillette was said to be several thousand years old by furina. Just wanted you to be aware
I fear the last one is too real😭🙏
And they both share vas with bsd characters
second reason is LITERALLY why I tell people I don’t play genshin
They’re both dragons!!
Not the same type though
Balls of steel
Not that back pain 😭🤣
First one there is a difference.... Broken eggs and no broken eggs
Flat and childish bosses got meee😂😂😂
They both are dragon so, its dragon thing I guess
If im not wrong, neuvi is much older than 500. He only got invited as a judge 500 years ago. Considering how long before the original hydro dragon sovereign died, i belive he's a few thousand years old
Rip zhonglis balls😂
“Old but Old” ahh 😭
Nuevilette being mistaken as 500 Years old is such a big thing in the community, he's BEEN the uedex for 500 yrs, but, he's A sovereign, he could literally be as old as teyvat. 🤓
He's not.
The Hydro Dragon Sovreign shouldn't have reincarnated until AFTER Orobashi went to Enkanomiya, where he foresaw the experiments that were led on the Bathysmal vishaps there that later caused Neuvillette to be reincarnated in a human body. When Orobashi was there, for the reason that he couldn't overpower the Narukami (Ei and Makoto) and Deus Auri (Zhongli) during the Archon war, the reincarnation of the Hydro Sovreign was still a prophecy.
Neuvillette might have inherited the memories of the previous Hydro Dragon and his authority, that being said, he's still as old as his age is, which should be, according to Furina during the last Lantern Rite, somewhere a thousand years old.