George Santos Kicked Out of Congress, Trump Ate “Too Much” After Jan 6th & a Very MAGA Christmas
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- We are four nights into The Elf on the Shelf and we are providing a service to all the Moms and Dads out there who are doing it, Taylor Swift was in Green Bay for Sunday Night Football between Green Bay and Kansas City, Donald Trump was up late last night typing out a rebuttal to a story in Liz Cheney’s new book, he was in Cedar Rapids on Saturday floating out what might be his most nonsensical election notion yet, he has a lot of stuff for sale on his website in anticipation of Christmas, and George Santos was officially expelled from Congress.
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Never believe what comes out of George Santos' mouth. He's officially expelled and that's the greatest Christmas present i could ever ask for. 🙌👋
There's a certain myocardial infarction that I have on my wishlist!😎
I can't believe they'd treat a Vietnam war veteran like that.
My idea of the greatest gift this year? Trump quietly retiring to his home, permanently. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
I believed George when he said he, "...can chew and walk gum at the same time."
Exactly ! Truest thing he’s ever said !
It is beyond all my senses why anyone wants that man for president of anything. Vote it away America!
Agreed. Take it from somebody that's never voted red in my life. Trump does somehow steal his way back in the Whitehouse in 24. Everything that made our great country great gone
But Jimmy Kimmel might make a good president.
He will make Putin laugh to death.
It's a Cult!
We voted him out last time and this time we know he wants revenge for the first loss. Real Americans are going to show up again to show him the door.
That clip of trump’s weightlifting display is one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen. Especially when he wants to be president.
Ivanka must be so proud.
It’s either the sounds he made with Stormy, or the ones he makes on the toilet.
@@sophierobinson2738 at this point I doubt he is aware if he is on the toilet or in the bed ...
Trump has always been nothing but a crook and a bad stand up comic, but this routine is one of his worst. At this point, I doubt that Donnie could even raise his arms over his head, much less lift any weight.
Between the noised and his hands, I'm not sure what he was holding! Yes, sick and yes, the pornographic version. You won't view that the same ever again.
It actually felt really good to see them take the sign off Santos’s door
BUT HOW DID HE GET IT IN THE FIRST PLACE????????????????
This has to be one of your best! I LMFAO when you had the montage of Trump lifting his invisible weights with his little hands while squealing!😂😂 And this thing not only wants to be POTUS again, there's demented idiots that want it, too!!!😳
remember those 80ties Aerobic videos ... thats MAGA´s training videos now
Trump's weightlifting montage was disturbing. I just can't imagine sitting through an entire rally.
Obviously others feel the same - his rallies are getting smaller.
He is a laughing stock at this point.
That was a weightlifting montage?
How have I not seen those clips before? There are so many of them and they're so disturbing.
I loved it. Thank you Jimmy Kimmel show. 🤓
Trump has the indictments, all the indictments, the most beautiful indictments. People come up to him with tears in their eyes and say "Mr. Trump, you have the most beautiful indictments, so many indictments, no one has ever had such beautiful indictments as yours. No one knows indictments like Trump does. 🍊🎪🤡🤣
He’s has more indictments than any other president! The biggest indictments, as you say!
🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯
You forgot to call him Sir. That’s a mandatory embellishment.
@@user-Tn2Dn 👏👏✌️
@@user-Tn2Dn Actually you have to call Trump "Mein Fuhrer!"
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗 😊❤️👍
It’s really disturbing how many people actually do buy all that stuff from the Trump store.
I kind of want to buy them cuz it’s hilarious 😂
Trumpy Bear!! LMAO
I'll bet MELANIA is so glad she doesn't have to listen to that anymore!!!!!
I get email offers every day.
OMG that was so damn hilarious that entire monologue was f’Ing great
We deserve an apology for making us listen to Trump make those sounds
For real! That was horrible 😆
It was awful. I may have nightmares.
@@coleengoodell7523Trumpy Bear is giving me the creeps 🐻 too
Yup, 100%.
Sends chills down my colon.
"If Jesus comes down you're going straight to hell" that was really funny 😅
lol love jimmy kimmel - he’s always spot on with these “republicans” today
I have to love my country more than my comedy, but there is a part of me that will miss the comedy gold called George Santos.
It was never funny. It was always shocking. Those who think it was funny simply don't understand what it said about U.S. democracy.
Just watched a clip that says he's performing cameo roles at the same place as Rudy and that he's just upped his price from $75 to $200!! A grift that he's obviously been up to for a while alongside getting paid as a congressman.
Not even for a single second !
a comedian paid by tax money .... makes it a tad less funny
Hard to believe, but not everyone cares about Taylor Swift.
Taylor Who?
Blasphemer!!!!!!!!
She makes music for little girls, and little girls have a LOT of money these days ... advertisers care.
@@jeepliving1 😂😂😂
Too bad--it's Taylor Swift's world today, we're just living in it, lol!!!!
The Trump moaning montage will haunt my dreams lol
The George Santos thing brought tears to my eyes.
Not because of the song but from laughing so hard 🤣 😂 😆 😅
That George Santos outtro was Hilarious😂😂😂😂
😂Reminded me of my high school Senior year graduation video. 😢🧑🎓 😂😂classic song w/ a PowerPoint video.
@@terrancekayton007 ikr 😅
Thank you Jimmy and team ❤
Trump is the most ungodly person.....
The man of sin has been revealed.
Oh. I thought he was god.
@@bovinityleak2066The bar is REALLY low.
That fact is actually ok, because god isn’t real.
Pretty fitting for an American president
I seen a sign that said "my dad is here for GB, I'm here for Taylor and Simone " with a picture of each brilliant women!!❤
The most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen in my entire existence. No wander why the world was laughing at us.
Trump drew on that time he tried to lift TWO Filet O' Fish over his head to inspire his amazing weight lifting routine
Love the Elf reminders
3:33 Jimmy said what we were all thinking.
When I first heard that GS was being called out and roasted for how often he lies, I thought "is this guy competing with Trump for the longest Pinocchio nose?!".🤦♂🤷♂😂
Love you, Jimmy Kimmel ❤😊
the boys are called swifters.
Best laugh I had all week. Thanks for that. Your team is great.
Well I can't unhear that! Wonder if Stormy can verify that noise?
Wait until you see. Tonight on Him... Will Santos say it......Drum roll.....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I can chew and walk gum at the same time" - One of George Santos' personalities
Also wth has no one told Trump to stop, or at least dial back, making those noises. If someone was in public doing that you would think they are crazy or the most cringe person alive.
That's what i was going to say! LMAO! I can totally see Kevin McCarthy fighting to pry a McFish covered in ketchup out of Trump's hands!
Trump has faced so much civil lawsuit action that he's the honorary mayor of Sue City.
Seuss itty
Except he'd mistakenly call it Sue Falls...
and he gets the golden shower key of the city ^^
Not to be confused with Sioux Falls!! 😂😂😂
Sue City...
Is that where people go to initiate lawsuits?
😂
When that guy ended up swallowing the spider...I ended up laughing...Then i realized how cruel that was...Why i found it so funny...God help me 😮😊😅
Tape editor deserves an EMMY !!
First Santos, next tRump.
Biden Dementia
'Trumpy Bear'??? 🤣😂😅
its name is donny dump
@@redbarchetta8782Trumpy Bear aka fake yogi bear,I wonder if it's still made in chyyynaa and only suitable for over 12's😊
Could you throw in Desantis while you're at it?
Rest In Expulsion, George Santos. You will not be missed.
Next time you're boarding your flight, be sure to verify who is in the cockpit.
I never wanted to see trumps O face🤣🤣
Santos is the perfect representative for the GOP.
Oh my God ! Have you ever seen anyone so unserious !
That whole scene with Trump I literally got sick. 🤢 Please don’t prolong it ever again.🤢
No. No. No!!
It should be played on every bill board across ugly America 🇺🇸!!
There is no 🔥 or pain in the after Dimension's.
Between the Trump weightlifting montage and the santos song at the end, this has to be the best Kimmel segment ever
Brilliant!
We will truely miss you, mr. Santos.
😂 😂 "Trump derangement syndrome", irony is truly dead...
AND HE'S STILL ANGRY!
In the UK, the only clips of trump we see are generally on shows like this or new clips. Is there ever footage of the people his doing his rambling too? Could be canned applause!
George and Donald should share a prison cell.
Which George? Bush or Santos? How about both!
Can we just play that Trump weightlifting clip on repeat on Fox News?
His speech for the United States , the best he can do!
I like the one where Santo's said he was a film director on broadway.
Parents: We should do elf on a shelf.
Me: *Wait till they're not home then throw the Elf into the dumpster*
Lol 😂
If you want to see some good 'let's get rid of the elf' stuff, go and check out Layla the Boxer.
I am appalled Santos was kicked out. That is no way to treat a man who survived both the holocaust and 9.11!
I will forever be thankful to him for inventing the iphone ❤
At least we ALL know, never use a credit card near George Santos, or anyone working with him.
I like Taylor Swift. I don’t know her music but I like the things she says and does
Santos was just following the leader Humpty trumpty
Bang Bang, out go the lights
So good! Funny done right!
i suddenly feel bad for Melania
No wonder she sleeps in her refrigerator just to avoid the orange monster.
Don't. She's an awful human being too, she's just less obvious about it.
I don't..she is getting compensated extremely well for his "behavior" in the marriage contract.
Not.
Oh gosh. That was the best one so far. I'm still laughing. I read somewher that everyone of us swallow quite a number of spiders, flies, gnats. Protein! Yuckie.
7:00 should be used for a constipation commercial
Yikes! I think the spider was moving towards the warm air coming out of his mouth. Horrifying!
Is this the same Trump who claimed he couldn't eat after he lost the election in 2020, and also, that he never lost the election? Always eager to go on a diet, that one.
I love the random clips in the beginning 😂
The intro on this one though 😅😅 the inhalation was the best
The Orange One is utterly DERANGED!!!!
As far as Santos goes, Good Riddence to Rancid Rubbish!
We Love Trump in CALIFORNIA
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I think that Guillermo really sounds like the narrator for the Los Pollos Hermanos commercials in Breaking Bad.
It was cruel to oust Santos from Congress, after all he has done for America. He was the first Man to walk on the moon, write the set of Encyclopaedia Brittanica journals, carve the faces of the presidents on Mt Rushmore and the first man to walk a tightrope across the Grand Canyon. He deserved more respect,
Did i miss the “holding a baby” clip in the Santos montage? Did they not include one of the most iconic George Santos moments?
I can chew and walk gum at the same time.” Brilliant.
I have an Idea - Democrats should buy this compilation and put it as an add before the elections 😃
For some reason after every trump rally I always expect trump to say, "Live from New York it's Saturday night!" 😅
Sweet baby Jebus that weightlifting segment... WTAF?!? LOL!!!
Soundtrack to Stormy Daniel's exchange😂❤😂
This is why they need to stop doing this.
RIP George Santos. Or whoever you are.
Straight to hell yes! 😂😂
Jimmy, do not call Trump a “cheesehead”. That’s disgraceful to the good people of Wisconsin!
Guess Santos will be the next host of : to tell the truth ". Or maybe "the hell with the truth".
When does Trump not “eat too much?” What is the threshold where even trump admits to eating too much?
An entire species? The whole zoo known as the GOP?
I think I was just violated. Hearing all that grunting makes me feel dirty.
Melania then says have you finished yet😂😂
We deserve the leaders that we permit…
That weightlifting bit was amazing
He is a Great laugh 😊❤
Heres hoping Santos gets three or four other MAGA fools kicked out of Congress so we can have the adults in charge again
12:47 the bearded reporter was like “wait, what!?!”
That Trump Moaning clip needs to be clipped out and put on TikTok.... cus omg I almost died laughing
This monologue was everything!! 😅
If he wasn’t not eating, they should’ve sent Keven (?) Bacon. Could’ve called the BLT “Bacon Loves Trump.”
Please get rid of Dump asap
Pumps for Trumps!
Santos Gone…Now MTG
He wears LIFTS in his shoes!
Wonderful⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐