10 Quick BJJ Tips (Satire Edition)

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  • @evrose
    @evrose ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I can personally attest to the effectiveness of these concepts. I'm a one stripe white belt who's been following these exact tips since Day 1. I'm being promoted directly to Black Belt tomorrow... as soon as the Amazon driver delivers it.

    • @testtube9423
      @testtube9423 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Congratulations on your black belt! Make sure you buy all of the other colors and hang them on your wall to show your progression.

    • @clayton97330
      @clayton97330 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just show up to class wearing the black belt and tell your coaches that if they don't like you're black belt, "come and take it." That will earn their respect.

  • @tribal8684
    @tribal8684 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I think this was a video for April 1st 😅

  • @heatherp381
    @heatherp381 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There should be a note in the video that this is a satire video and the opposite of what to do. Some people aren’t smart enough these days to understand that. Last thing we need is someone doing any of this.

  • @ThatguyFirst
    @ThatguyFirst ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I don't know how you did this with a straight face! By the way, not breathing really comes in handy when rolling with someone who complies with the don't-wash-your-gi rule.

  • @pencilquest
    @pencilquest ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Bro had me until number 3!

  • @joshualewis5046
    @joshualewis5046 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Would this work during a military coup in the Congo?” had me in tears 😂😂

  • @CSPD3522
    @CSPD3522 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Don’t forget to let your toenails grow out. Nothing better than being able to dig into the mat or your training partners with those jagged talons for extra leverage 🤙🏻

    • @kc270352
      @kc270352 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣😂

  • @xanathamtg3666
    @xanathamtg3666 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great take!

  • @Kev80ification
    @Kev80ification ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was actually asking myself , what date is it, April first popped into my mind. Well played Sir

  • @alejandrorodriguezjr1393
    @alejandrorodriguezjr1393 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Black belt in Satire as well 🤙🏽👏🏽

  • @briankayaker1
    @briankayaker1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was like “wow that a really bizarre way to describe breathing…”

  • @zidiezid
    @zidiezid ปีที่แล้ว

    You had me there for a while!!! 😂😂

  • @EliteForceLHP
    @EliteForceLHP ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Freaking hilarious! Much needed. 😂

  • @mireson6136
    @mireson6136 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cobra Kia . I’m just saying 😂😂😂😂😂. Freaking classic . Best damn vid ever 😅

  • @alejandrorodriguezjr1393
    @alejandrorodriguezjr1393 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Excellent video 😂
    Will go over peoples head ✈️

  • @DanielTateNZ
    @DanielTateNZ ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Always eat a heavy curry before training.

  • @LGtransition
    @LGtransition ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Almost got me there bro❤❤❤

  • @Oresths1990
    @Oresths1990 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We had a guy who didnt was his gi, the whole gym was stinking, everybody cared 😂

  • @Itsme-ce5od
    @Itsme-ce5od ปีที่แล้ว

    No no coach Ellis is having us on here. 😮 this is a laugh please can someone confirm. Coach! Are you for real? 😂

  • @loctitecody7830
    @loctitecody7830 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I cant breathe because im laughing to hard!

  • @jbjjblast
    @jbjjblast ปีที่แล้ว

    This was funny 😂

  • @natiscool1789
    @natiscool1789 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please make a part 2

  • @mkinghorn71
    @mkinghorn71 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol at first I was like... ???? And then it hit me. Lmao. This needs to be your April fools video. Good one Rick.

  • @tanvirsinghheer5059
    @tanvirsinghheer5059 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol this was gold!

  • @kmahajan83
    @kmahajan83 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was great. Hilarious.

  • @TrayCaddyyy
    @TrayCaddyyy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m sending this to my white belt buddies 😂

  • @CaspianC
    @CaspianC ปีที่แล้ว

    I was listening and thinking like WHAAAT?!!!
    It took me way too long till get it...🤦🏻‍♂️😄

  • @lomalasl
    @lomalasl ปีที่แล้ว

    2:28 That's when I realized it was all a jokes 🤣

  • @RicoMnc
    @RicoMnc ปีที่แล้ว

    Hah, got me, I was looking at the calendar wondering if it was April 1...
    ...but just in case, are you ok?

  • @BeeKind_Kids_Confidence_Coach
    @BeeKind_Kids_Confidence_Coach ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant 😂

  • @Xailow
    @Xailow ปีที่แล้ว

    Exchanging bodily fluids? I've been going to the wrong classes

  • @davidecapps65
    @davidecapps65 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao this video needs a legal disclaimer 😂😂😂😂

  • @bil-alak3382
    @bil-alak3382 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahahahahaha.
    I thought that was serious but understood humor later.

  • @Noah-jy8wb
    @Noah-jy8wb ปีที่แล้ว

    Ricks evil twin brother:D

  • @dadaonly5134
    @dadaonly5134 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny!
    However, It is all fun and games until the trial kiddo comes in after watching this hahaha

  • @NextScamdemic
    @NextScamdemic ปีที่แล้ว

    The ones who talk down to you like they're the coach but don't know what they're talking about- they used to bug me. Until I noticed they never stick around. Few sessions at most then you never see them again

  • @danielblanco7241
    @danielblanco7241 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rick, I don't understand why your telling us not to tap, when that's the safest way to avoid being injured is to tap early, please clarify/ explain thx

  • @wrxstock2820
    @wrxstock2820 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol
    I was confused by the first one… got there by the third though

  • @TheloniusJ
    @TheloniusJ ปีที่แล้ว

    Hilarious Bro.

  • @borborygmus5873
    @borborygmus5873 ปีที่แล้ว

    Roll one round, then rest one round, that way you'll always have an advantage over your opponent.

  • @dieselx999
    @dieselx999 ปีที่แล้ว

    Drilling is social time! 🤣

  • @cheddarbombsmgee187
    @cheddarbombsmgee187 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro, just gaslit the s*** out of me.

  • @stephenwanhella6424
    @stephenwanhella6424 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice! Lots of stuff to work on. My coach is going to be IM-pressed 👍

  • @ChoonMa
    @ChoonMa ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oof. That last one almost got me! 🤢

  • @imtherealjoeyd
    @imtherealjoeyd ปีที่แล้ว

    11. Never treat your ring worm

  • @davetuscani
    @davetuscani ปีที่แล้ว

    Satire. 😂🤣

  • @tomtrader6559
    @tomtrader6559 ปีที่แล้ว

    Military coup in Kongo:)

  • @danilecashin4126
    @danilecashin4126 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the senifeld episode of do the opposite 😊 nice spin on it lol

  • @Almada78
    @Almada78 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dont know about tip nr 10 ... Man wash your gi always or buy more sets ... RULE NR 1!!!! Good video nice tips but the last tip i dont agree .

  • @ivanovacasimiro2655
    @ivanovacasimiro2655 ปีที่แล้ว

    So funny😂

  • @Itsme-ce5od
    @Itsme-ce5od ปีที่แล้ว

    Get ready for part two of this and it’s going to be I fooled you.

  • @seana7251
    @seana7251 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha, hilarious sarcasm.

  • @farahmckenzie5107
    @farahmckenzie5107 ปีที่แล้ว

    This spunds like tips on how to be a jerk amd be hated 😂

  • @jacobmayes3154
    @jacobmayes3154 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pure Trolling 😅

  • @iBrentHudson
    @iBrentHudson ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahahaa, so good :)

  • @dmanlasvegas
    @dmanlasvegas ปีที่แล้ว

    My disagreement pertained to washing your GI. Phuket, Thailand, where I currently reside, offers ideal conditions for the growth of organisms in humid and warm environments. Working with a dirty and odorous GI not only shows a lack of respect for my training partners but also for myself. In my opinion, training in Thailand takes sweating to an entirely different level.💯💯🤼🤼‍♂️🏋🏼‍♀️🏋🏼‍♀️🙏🌞🇹🇭

  • @performxl
    @performxl ปีที่แล้ว

    😂 😂 😂

  • @Itsme-ce5od
    @Itsme-ce5od ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow 😂with all due respect I think coach Ellis has probably let some comments get to him. He is definitely covertly pissed off here and trying to come abit tough and raw. I listened very carefully all the way through, questioning the advice. I think going hard as a white belt and having a no tap attitude is asking to cut a career in bjj very short. Avoid the injuries at the early stages. You are there to learn have fun and not prove a point. And coaching your senior belts will soon leave you isolated with no one wanting to roll with you……but it was the gi that did it. I think coach was pissed when he made this. Uuuurgh 🤢 don’t wash it as often fair enough but then to put a sweaty gi into the gym bag and in the back of the trunk??? WHAT? It’s going to be a bacteria farm and these are the fuc@3rs that come to practice that absolutely stink. At least air it out overnight. Has anyone ever tried putting on wet clothes. Imagine wet from sweat? No thanks. It actually puts me off. As an etiquette in bjj personal hygiene should be top trumps. Shower smell fresh, nails cut and clean’ish clothes. Gi or no gi! ❤❤❤
    Coach you still the man. No love lost 🥋 🫡

  • @kennelson5198
    @kennelson5198 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hope all the newbies know this is a joke. DO NOT TAKE THESE TIPS TO YOUR GYM!!! You’ll never be allowed back in.

  • @Art-w2d
    @Art-w2d ปีที่แล้ว

    😂🎉❤

  • @sirdwayne8504
    @sirdwayne8504 ปีที่แล้ว

    umm, do not tap??? Is that not a contradiction of some of your other videos??? What break an arm from a bad position???

  • @Babayaga130
    @Babayaga130 ปีที่แล้ว

    basically do the opposite 😂

  • @leonardohofer6204
    @leonardohofer6204 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂

  • @YotaDaryl
    @YotaDaryl ปีที่แล้ว

    Insert punchline....NOW

  • @Mrfatfingerz
    @Mrfatfingerz ปีที่แล้ว

    😂

  • @paulbridgman3437
    @paulbridgman3437 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don't breathe till you need to!? Wtf man?? I don't understand? ........More like keeping a calm steady slow consistent proper regular breathing cycle is best. As holding your breath will never help you, unless your under bloody water bro.

  • @testtube9423
    @testtube9423 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What is happening here? Lol

    • @terrellkluting5370
      @terrellkluting5370 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just go with it.

    • @testtube9423
      @testtube9423 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@terrellkluting5370 I'm suffocating bloody smell terrible and can't move my arm. That must mean I'm winning!

  • @rotweiiler
    @rotweiiler ปีที่แล้ว

    This satire ?

  • @epfamily09
    @epfamily09 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂