Not a god. God wouldn't need to use a "Wish" spell. If anything, her using it only proves that she's nothing more than a a lvl-20-Führer-murderhobo, and an incredibly petty one at that- whenever you cast Wish you have 33% chance of never being able to cast it again, and yet she was going to risk losing that power, just to prove a point to a random bunch of adventurers that hurt her feefees.
@@figa5567 I think DnD lore is kinda nebulous on that as well. We know mortals can "ascend" like the Raven Queen but she kinda took the divinity from the old god of death. Vecna and similar liches wanted to be gods but often just stayed powerful casters with a following. Where exactly the powerful lich ends and a real god begins is probably up to the DM/Writers.
@@sheepwrecked9883The fact she has to cast Wish means its not godly. Gods can simply make something happen, she has to cast a spell to cause it to happen.
I DID NOT KNOW ASTARION TRIES TO GET YOU OUT if you try to get the tadpole removed yourself ;_; Oh god I love him so much 😭 Persuasion check succeeded.
As a fellow.. ah.. *cannonical ending partaker*: noice! Lessons were learned that day. Specifically the one about the EXACT location of the knife edge between sassing and actively pissing off a god.
That power rangers outfit your friend’s character had on is the exact same fit I had Gale wearing for a long time. I couldn’t take him seriously, it was hilarious I’m also glad I’m not the only one who got insta killed by Vlaakith the first time I spoke to her for being a little shit
that pissed me off so bad when i got insta-killed by her, i mean, she ain't even actually a god, just this random ass lich queen who can 'game over' you? i call bs
@@nocturna76 it's not BS when Wish is literally a spell you can learn in D&D that can do that, one way or another. The fact that she had to cast a spell to kill you does reinforce the fact that she isn't a god though
thank you very much for the video! I also really want to thank you for the subtitles that you do, I, as a Russian-speaking person, really appreciate this and it is much easier for me to understand what is being said ♥
My game bugged and Shadowheart kept ending up barefoot randomly when I'd have no idea how, when, or why it happens. I'd just notice her missing certain buffs or abilities and sure enough, stupid NPC didn't want to keep her fucking boots on.
The only person I kneel for is Karlach so she can crush my head into pulp with her thighs before going to Withers and pickpocketing the gold used to bring me back
my Canonical ending was *SPOILER ALERT* - - - - - I told the emperor not to eat orpheous so he turned me into a mindflayer and gave me up to the Elder Brain lol
You waved at a god, lightly sassed her, and then she just fucking smites you. 10/10
Not even a God. She needed to use Wish on you, a god wouldn't have xD
Not a god. God wouldn't need to use a "Wish" spell. If anything, her using it only proves that she's nothing more than a a lvl-20-Führer-murderhobo, and an incredibly petty one at that- whenever you cast Wish you have 33% chance of never being able to cast it again, and yet she was going to risk losing that power, just to prove a point to a random bunch of adventurers that hurt her feefees.
@@GigiBranconi sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from divine power! or something along those lines ( she is a fraud )
I like to think she looses access to the wish spell with that use
Iirc she sacrifices gith to cast Wish.
I went through most of the game barefoot because I fed Gale my shoes and kept forgetting to put new ones on.
I imagine this comment must be *wild* to anyone who managed to miss Gale in this game (or simply lacks the contexts).
@@goldeklee I lack the contexts, and this is hilarious.
@@Cole.BrimstoneGale has to "eat" magical items for... reasons, basically
@@goldekleeThat was me until recently holy smokes.
“I feed Gale my shoes” 🤣
She can just END you?! How did I live through that encounter...
yab.
What separates gods from lvl 17-20 wizards and other casters is that they can cast wish however many times they want :)
Shes not a god tho. She's just a really powerful litch.
@@biggerdan2009but l=b
@@biggerdan2009 Supposedly she's attained some form of divinity already no? Just no a full-fledged god yet.
Maybe I'm getting my lore mixed up.
@@figa5567 I think DnD lore is kinda nebulous on that as well. We know mortals can "ascend" like the Raven Queen but she kinda took the divinity from the old god of death. Vecna and similar liches wanted to be gods but often just stayed powerful casters with a following. Where exactly the powerful lich ends and a real god begins is probably up to the DM/Writers.
he'll kneel for vampy boy not for some god
we'll**
@@piedoo34 true
one asked nicely!
Got those priorities right
So whats she gonna do huh?? KILL HIM? Well fine but Astarion has also done that first :3
I mean. Astarion is right when he is saying the party is full of weirdos :D. Every party is. Always.
Narrator: It sucks greedily
Lone: ME
Me: SUBSCRIBED
waving at vlaakith is the best decision in the game imo
apparently when she wishes you to end its the level9 spell, wish
and its a gods wish, which is a boosted, spammable version
@@sheepwrecked9883 min maxed wish gatling gun
@@sheepwrecked9883 actually, I don't think it is a god's Wish
@@sheepwrecked9883 it is? but I thought she wasn't a god, only trying to be one
@@sheepwrecked9883The fact she has to cast Wish means its not godly. Gods can simply make something happen, she has to cast a spell to cause it to happen.
take a shot for every ‘oh no’
You guys have such an infectious joyous energy
Keep the bg3 content coming gay dog
For real, their laughing is contagious
Oh yep, I definitely did that same exact combo of politely waving myself into death. XD
I DID NOT KNOW ASTARION TRIES TO GET YOU OUT if you try to get the tadpole removed yourself ;_;
Oh god I love him so much 😭
Persuasion check succeeded.
Another tidbit of that is when you grab the Blood of Lathander and get trapped, he actually goes "you all get out of here, I'll help them!"
@@szandorkane6372 wait, REALLY? i need to see it *-*
@@szandorkane6372 HE CARES
AHHHHH
He can be so sweet of he wants to ♡
It's easy to miss since it's only an "overhead dialogue" instead of a cutscene, but I was also very happy about it.@@mother.nothingness
As a fellow.. ah.. *cannonical ending partaker*: noice!
Lessons were learned that day. Specifically the one about the EXACT location of the knife edge between sassing and actively pissing off a god.
"Mindflayer tadpoles got me acting UNWISE" 😂😂😂
5:54 you can almost HEAR the friend sit up from fear after you said that XD
LMFAO THE THUMBNAIL
"Oh the child only has 5 health?" ON GOD I WAS WHEEZING ON THE FLOOR, its such a me thing to do. lowest hp first
That level 9 wish spell hits different...
the fact that she WISHES you to end, risking her spellcasting just to spite you, IS SO FUNNY---
That power rangers outfit your friend’s character had on is the exact same fit I had Gale wearing for a long time. I couldn’t take him seriously, it was hilarious
I’m also glad I’m not the only one who got insta killed by Vlaakith the first time I spoke to her for being a little shit
that pissed me off so bad when i got insta-killed by her, i mean, she ain't even actually a god, just this random ass lich queen who can 'game over' you? i call bs
@@nocturna76 it's not BS when Wish is literally a spell you can learn in D&D that can do that, one way or another. The fact that she had to cast a spell to kill you does reinforce the fact that she isn't a god though
That was my canonical end but i reloaded and continued my campaign in my infinite tsukuyomi dream
7:44 IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
PART 4 WOOOOO!
that wave man... he so adorable
1:51 "This is the power of my stand, SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG!"
I'm glad you did another episode
thank you very much for the video! I also really want to thank you for the subtitles that you do, I, as a Russian-speaking person, really appreciate this and it is much easier for me to understand what is being said ♥
it is thanks to you that i made a dark urge alt bc you made it seem so fun and chaotic xD cheers wolfie
I've laughed out loud so many times during this! Please post more ❤
And here's me worrying MY audio was borked ;D
Woaw the Power Ranger villain outfit is exactly what I put on my Halsin !
i found your channel from these videos and id love to see more of you and your friend doing silly stuff in bg3 :)
I would love to see your baldurs gate palythrough in its entirety, not edited down or anything
please keep making these they’re so fucking good LOL
babe wake up. another Episode of "sir Barefoot Flappers and a gay dog" just dropped.
Istg the manic wheezing at everything is the best stuff ever. That's literally me while playing SOLO 😂
Thank you, gay dog!
I love y’all’s laughter
Loving the playthroughs!
i've now binged watched all your baldurs gat videos, thank you they were great
I hope for more
It's been q joy to watch 😊
Vlakiith sounds like the old generic Dunmer VA from Oblivion. It’s been itching my brain since watching this.
I like your laughs very contagious
I hate when i hit the enemy and it survives on 1 or 2 hp.
Cull the Weak is such a good upgrade.
My game bugged and Shadowheart kept ending up barefoot randomly when I'd have no idea how, when, or why it happens. I'd just notice her missing certain buffs or abilities and sure enough, stupid NPC didn't want to keep her fucking boots on.
the age old question: have you even played D&D properly if you never insulted a god? :D
I did the exact same thing with Vlaaketh. I wonder how many people have died now because of her.
PART 4 LETS GOOO!!! i thought part 3 was the last 😂😂 i was starting to get upset😂😂
Wey, just found you the other day love the videos lmfao
I can't believe they all canonically funking died :(
Thank you gay wolf for your effort ❤
wolf boop
May the gay be with you.
Hahahahaha I did that with Vlaakith too
i knew i recognized that outro music. what a throwback
that also my canonical ending u know? and i did not expect it that fast hahaha XD
Did she seriously use Wish on you? Oh buddy, your character is not coming back. RIP 😂
5:53
Are you like, entirely sure you didn't accidentally pick Dark Urge when exiting the womb?
Moooreee I need moooorrreeeee
More weekly gay dog let's go!
More... MORE!!!!
More of these pls
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
YEAH BABBYYYYYYYY it's gay dog time
Love you and your content gay doggo
Is there a place to watch the full gameplay?
ITS BACK
Lol, I just realized your character's name is Cynder, which is a funny coincidence since I named mine Cinder.
Yassss let's gooo
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What is mr yellow man's name? I know dark blue is wiggle and light blue is take.
Studying for the wolfieverse exam
Nah you got it right it's Mr Yellow Man
@PangolinPyrrhic ty Mr. Yellow man, love your humour btw
@@DrunkenErosUwU
thank u
you would not believe how fast I clicked this video
1:55 "You should wisdom save NOW"
Part 4?!
YAAAAASSS
HOORAYYYY MY FAVORITE GAY DOG HAS UPLOADED
MORE BG3
You two are terrible but hilarious
Is pangolin from Durham or Newcastle area? He has a very north Eastern accent
*Sweats in geordie*
@@PangolinPyrrhic YEEEESSSSS I live in South Shields I can recognise a fellow geordie in a 5 mile radius!
The only person I kneel for is Karlach so she can crush my head into pulp with her thighs before going to Withers and pickpocketing the gold used to bring me back
my Canonical ending was *SPOILER ALERT*
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I told the emperor not to eat orpheous so he turned me into a mindflayer and gave me up to the Elder Brain lol
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GOD is real
Those are so amazing!