Bretman Rock Reads Thirst Tweets
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 มี.ค. 2020
- TH-camr Bretman Rock sits down to read your thirstiest tweets, and while he appreciates the love, he also has some strong words for those of you who insist on calling him "daddy". You can get Bretman's new beauty collection, Jungle Rock, at wetnwild.com.
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“I didn’t spend 2 hours putting on makeup for you to call me daddy” why am I laughing so hard at this?😭
This is the same as when he was ranting in one of his videos on how people botch that he looks so different when he wears makeup. He said , " I didn't spend 2 mfing hrs doing my make up to look the same, bitch", I'm like true 🤷♀️
Same here 🤣🤣🤣🤣
we love a power bottom
Then Cleo calls him DADDY hahahahahaha
Exactly my thought lmfao
"if you give me foreign food, you do not want me to sit on your face."
*_I DIED_*
freshavacado SAME AHAHA
Stinky toots
Scat.lol
It took me a few minutes to understand lmfaooo
💩
"Does this contour scream daddy to you?!"
Kpop stans:🏃♂️🚪
I'm confused,how do they relate?
@@ivs2987 ...oky😁🥴
I CAN'T WILL Y'ALL-
Don't all male artists put at least a thin layer of make up too? It's 2020 and make up on men is normal so
@@hugnboba
Yeah the joke was how kpop idols wear make up too but some stans still call them daddy
"tinikling is a filipino folk dance if you haven't know because you're uneducated and uncultured"
I can't-😂
I can't as well. Lmao. 😂
Bretman just casually calling out people 😂
it would have been great if he didn't call it a folklore dance. gurl, no.
Me as a Filipino: good luck sa buhay mo sis!
But like faxxxx I wanted my aunt to teach me how to do tinikling as a kid
Si Sibal ba 'yang profile pic mo? HAHAHAHAHAHA
"Does this contour scream 'daddy' to you?"
I DIED
😂 it's how he said he spend hours.
Me too
He was so serious too I’m weaaak
i saw this comment right when that part came on
*Da-dea*
Bretman is the only one that some how managed to read these thirst tweets like it’s a normal daily conversation😂😂😂
Lmaooo trueeeee. He made this so funny and not awkward or shy like Bitch slaaayyyy
David Dobrik also nailed the assignment!
you should have watched david dobrik 😂
Is it just me or Bretman looks ugly now?
Billy Joe it’s just u
They aren’t trolling him, he’s trolling *THEM*
THISSSS!!!!!
Uno reverse card go brrrr
Bretman is just so funny he literally just acts so normal asf he literally said “harder bretman rock harder~!” Then he just said “EWWWWWW!” honestly I need to watch him in person reading them I- 💀💀💀💀
True
The way he just paused after reading the tweet lol
He’s not funny !!! He’s rude and flaming !!! Stop making ridiculous people famous !!
@@mjf2366 I kinda agree
@@mjf2366 who is he making famous? He is literally rude as a joke- you just don’t understand humour
This is 5 minutes and 38 seconds of Bretman not having a good time at BuzzFeed.
Right. Real Bretman fans knows he don’t act like this lol
He just hates being in LA in general Lmaoo they be asking him to fly out and you see his soul die when he leaves
He seems too reserved here😂😂.. Where's the energy
@@jodilucia765 still funny tho & loved the video😂
lmaoo i was so uncomfortable watching I feel like BuzzFeed should had get some gay tw tweets bc this was all thirsty straight local girls and it was high key disturbing.... but I enjoyed him reading the ones about him being fierce and shit
Random Child:daddy?
Bretman:dO i LoOk LiKe-
OMG I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS TOO
BAHAHAHHA I REMEMBER THAT LMFAOO
Omg I’m wheezing🤣🤣
Cleo xD
SIS LMAO XD
"who's starting these rumors about me? i'm not vers, i'm not a top either so... fill in the lines."
BRETMAN
I was looking for this lol
What does it mean? What is a vers?
. he can be top or bottom
@@laliah18 vers = versatile = top or bottom
top = the man who GIVES the penis in the anus
bottom = the man who RECEIVES the penis in the anus
THEY KEEP SPREADING LIES SO HE HAS TO
I still remember how Bretman was having a beef with the hurricane while the beauty community was spiraling outta control 🤣
Lmao same
"Harder bretman rock, harder!" "Ewww" 😂👏🏻
ewwwwwwwwww
Sooo I had a dream last night that me and @bretmanrock rolled up to a hotel orgy party but instead locked ourselves in the bathroom and did facemasks and mani/pedis 😭🤷🏽♂️
@@everybodyeverything7997 well that's interesting
@@eijirokirishima2061 it's in the video :/
Kim Angela and nobody I legit read these while he was saying them.
"if you give me foreign food, you do not want me to sit on your face" lmaooo
Lmao I crieddd
Actual facts. 😎
I was fucking cryingggggg
chungha🥵🥵
@@Purnimapatil55 fart
No one:
The subtitles: Hey guys its me Batman Rock
Lol
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
✋💀
😭😭😭😭😭😭
*“Thank god I’m gay” -Bretman Rock*
I didn’t know him but now I do.
"Harder Bretman Rock! Harder!"
"Eww!"
2 secs later
"Eww!"😂
That part had me dying of laughter
Lmao was looking for this.. thts so weird to have your girl call u someone else name
Yong Grey 😭😭😂
I LOST IT AT THAT SKSKDKGS
He’s the only one who gives constructive criticism to his thirst tweets and he acts like this happens everyday😂😂
What if he has gotten those everyday
Unknown Forever 😳
@@rajwantkaur9722 it is just a possibility
Sarai Francis LOL
“I inspired myself” We all need this energy.
Bretman: *Hates the word daddy*
Also Bretman: *Uses that word on CORPSE*
Corpse is the exception
LOL he doesn't like being called that.
Let me correct you, he doesn't like being called Daddy
@@mingistiny_mingi7820
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@@serena_jackson997 np, and I don't mean to be rude
"Ugh, don't call me daddy. Does this contour scream daddy to you?!"
Every Kpop stan: *sweats nervously*
I mean..
Lol
LMAOO
oppaaaaaa
fr! y'all go wild lmao
“Tinikling is a filipino folk dance if you guys are uncultured or uneducated.”
I CRACKED SOXJWIXND
Tinikling is actually pretty hard
I almost crushed my foot once while practicing😂
@@night_rhi469 Tinikling is difficult. I tried it, it was fun but you have to be fast
All my kaibigan
We have unique dances,might be hard but atleast it's fun
@@sofiazar16 yeah you have to keep up with the beat of the bamboo sticks
@@night_rhi469 Yes! I tried dancing and I almost tripped. Tried holding the bamboo sticks, and the person who was dancing tripped but we all just laughed it off at the end
Bretman is so naturally funny, I love him so much haha
“Does this contour scream daddy to you?!”
**Sweats in K-Pop stan**
plsllslllslsl
Bretman: if they don't grow back don't sue me
Me: chokes on water
Is it weird I'm drinking water while reading this
@@heyfellowwatchers8007 same
Hey fellow watchers Omg same ! I was drinking water and I almost choked
same wtf
I should try it
This is how many times they had to bleep Bretman
👇🏼
1.8k likes and no comments.
2nd comment!!
Only 3500?
5th comment
Frr
"harder bretman rock, harder" dang i died laughing 😀
What inspired you to put a stripping pole in your house?
“Myself”
audio: “Bretman Rock”
captions: *batman rock*
• Lee is best boy • cute
Picture: is rock lee
Rullah Alhassan best boy
Lol Rock Lee what’s up
Rock lee is my favorite too let’s gooo
“bretman rock can DESTROY this bussy. PERIOD.”
“awww that’s cute”
I like how you put period , period, and period
d neves lol
d neves is qa w
ere has ehas was the the last
“if you feed me foreign food, you do not want me to sit on your face”
💀
bretman rock's "dont call me daddy" and jungkook's "dont call me oppa" radiates the same energy istg
They did not roll the clip...
ikr how dare they
OOF disappointed in Buzzfeed
the awkward silence
Yeah im suing
OOF and had the nerve to keep it in the video 😭
"Does this contour scream daddy to you?" ICON
TAE JIN an icon indeed. He deserves every to prosper! (You nice army keep going)
@@minbeomu go stream black swan 😂😂😂
Agreed.
Yshii stans Talent eW you made me cringe
@@ferryme letsgooooo
bretmans "im not your daddy" = jungkooks "im not your oppa"
Yes omg
???
@Royo Diva u wouldn’t get it unless ur an army lol
@@theprettiestgirll the Army??😳 I'm still in school bro and I never thought of joining the army in my life.🥴
@Royo Diva AHAHHAHA NO- sorry I laughed but- 😂 no not THE ARMY, Jungkook is a member of a South Korean boy band “BTS,” and he always says “I’m not your oppa,” and BTS’s fandom name is ARMY, which is why I said “You wouldn’t get it unless ur an army lol,” ahah omg lol sorry I just can’t stop laughing, no, we’re not in the army 😂
"Don't call me daddy I will report your tweet"you read your comments
someone: daddy?
Bretman: DO I LOOK LIKE-
stolen comment
DESERVES MOOOOORE
did i just saw yeonjun and jimin
@@ddeonussisbangladeshiwifeu702 it’s tay from when he dyed his hair blue although they do kinda look similar
@@YourLeftElb0w what..but why I'm seeing jimin at the left and yeonjun at the right??
“I recommend shaving them off and waiting for them to grow back thicker. But if they don’t...don’t sue me”.
I’m dead
they don’t grow back thicker tho :(
Lol blame your eyebrows
castor oil and rubbing them to stimulate growth ❤️
“I really put on makeup for two fucking hours for you to call me daddy?”
BRUUUUH I DIED. 💀
Me just hearing the people behind the camera laugh is making me laugh
what’s Bretman Rock’s business being all boyfriend material when he has absolutely no intention to be my boyfriend
Dpr Live lol😂
Coming to you live
DPR WE GANG GANG OKAY NOWWWW
I like your account name
Dpr we gang gang and comin to u live
“if you give me foreign food you do not want me to sit on your face” SENT ME
I was looking for this comment 😂 when I told you I burst out laughing I woke everyone in my house up 😂😭
IM CRYINGGGG
I just took a drink and literally spit it everywhere when he said that 😂
OMG I AM THE 1K LIKE
HddudusjncSJUDEJEJW8jsjsAJISJDJS
“I love how he put ., PERIOD, and .”
i love his sass and the way he was able to read all of tweets like it was a normal everyday conversation lmao
"I inspired myself."
Me when iI forget the sources at my presentation
😂😂😂
2.1k like !
LOL
My boi im dying lmfaoooo ☠️☠️☠️☠️
O
"harder bretman rock! harder!"
"ew!"
2 secs later "ew!"
Lmao Ew 😂😂😂
Lmao!
Moral of the story: Don't call Bretman 'daddy'.
I usually don't burst out laughing watching Thirst Tweets, but this takes the cake. His comments about his tweets are hilarious!
“I just got high...and ordered it off amazon”😂I felt that
Daphne Martinez is that you in your pfp? if so you look really pretty!
albert’s microphone fcking weirdo, this ain’t tinder buddy
i did NOT know someone could be an agressive bottom like this ahsjshhs i gotta LOVE this man
Look up bratty subs yo 😛
@@casscarroll2753 no yeah i know abt bratty subs, i just never witnessed one that was like this. maybe i just never saw one tho, just read the term and thought i understood. either way, i enjoyed his personality a LOT
He could be a dominant bottom, it's not too uncommon.
@@treelamphug youre RIGHT👀
Lol really? You must be unfamiliar with the concept of a power bottom 😂 Go listen to G.U.Y. by Lady Gaga it’s a power bottom anthem
"HardER bRetMAn roCk hArDEr" I LOST IT HERHHSBDFNJS
"I literally put on makeup for 2 fcking hours for you to call me daddy?!"
*I felt that*
"GuCci?Da FuQ?"
A mood i wanna be on.
Shero Skyy *666 LIKES* 😈
That's a rare mood which an extremely rich one and a poor one can relate at the same time.
I love how speaks English. But never forgets his Filipino culture yes queen
He did sound a bit filipino when he speaks English. I mean i like it.
Now I know why this comment has only 201 likes
Yes namannn💓
LagiNaLangAko23 he does live in the states but he was born and spent most of his childhood in the Philippines
yes we stan a queen
4:31 the way he said it 😂😂😂😂
"Harder Bretman Rock, Harder!" I wheezed and I have a cold. I'm officially dying lmao
"If you give me foreign food you do not want me to sit on your face" 💀😂😂😂
Omg hahaha right?
I was looking for this comment 😂 when I told you I burst out laughing I woke everyone in my house up 😂😭
He just saying fact bitch. You don't
CRYING FOR A WHOLE HOUR W THIS 😭😭😭😭😭
@@briecrocker same for me 🤣🤣
they censorsed so many words I think i can still hear the beeps
Agreed
CHITTAPRRR CHITAPPRRR *in johnnys voice*
Army💜
Army
Don't bring K-Pop into the video when it's unrelated to it. I know the commenter is a K-Pop fan, but that doesn't mean you can spam "ArmY" in the replies. It's annoying, please stop.
Please bring him back. Lol he's had such a glow up
Brett: roll the clip!! 🤪
buzzfeed: yall hear sum?
"People ask me all the time what inspired you to get a stripper pole in your house? I'm like I inspired myself tf 🙄"
If this ain't Bretman's whole personality summed up in a sentence
literally, he's the new oprah with those inspirational vibes
Jungkook: Don’t call me oppa
Bretman: Don’t call me daddy
Kim Jaemi 😂😂 ofc ofc
I gotta comment about anything about BTS so then But then Jungkook makes a song that says I wanna be your oppa. Well the group does
omfg made my day lmao
Omg Jungkook gets pretty pissed
Im listening to no more dream
GOD BRETMAN IS LITERALLY HILARIOUS I LOVE HIM
“Thank God I’m gay”
*dies IN MUSLIMMMM*
Lol same 😂😂
you really have to bring that up?
@@Hdjdnddjdhzksks?
@@averywealthyman4194 SPEAK FOR YOURSELFFFFFFF 🔈 🔊
@@averywealthyman4194 WHO WE NICKA
I think it’s disrespectful to keep saying you’d like him better if he was masculine. Let Him be him damn.
Yes
exactly let him be his dammn self. getting judged on the internet eww gross
true
I was kinda bothered by that too. It was gross, and just wrong on so many levels. He's fem, leave him alone.
That's what I was thinking! I kept getting mad when they kept asking. It was so rude
the fact that his personality doesn’t change even when he’s on a different channel, being interviewed or anything speaks on him being ONE AND ONLY ❤️
.period.
what’s his sign??
Chioma Uruakpa Leo maybe
@@chioma916 he's a Leo
“If you give me foreign food you do not want me to sit on your face.”
😭
1:13 girl why didn’t they roll the clip
No one:
Bretman: Don’t call me daddy... zaddy whatever you stupids
“I really like how you put period, period, and period.”
520 likes and no replies 🫂🤗
Hahahaha lol-
LMAO
@@killuahub7891 lol lqq
3:13
Lmao that “bUT” killed me 😂😂
"You might not be even be able to get it"
that whole phrase caught me off guard
“Does dis cOnTOuR scREAm DadDy to YoU?”
Zainab Zafar I was looking for this comment 😂😂😂😂😂
😭😭😭
*"call me MOMMY"* - Bretman Rock, 2020
No one: Not a single soul: Bretman Rock: *rages about being called daddy* 😂
Bretman being mad at people calling him daddy while honestly hes whole DAD
bretman: "dont call me daddy"
next tweet: "zaddy"
*facepalm* 😂😂😂😂
I’ll do the honors I suppose
"Does this CONTOUR scream daddy to you??"
I died
kk i didnt get ?
lemme mess with the likes since its at 999
😂😂😂
@@jacquelynj5171 basically he’s saying that he put on makeup for people to say “daddy”. The term “daddy” in slang means a masculine man that is supposedly sexy or hot. Yet, Bretman is gay so he prefers feminine terms.
@@libbyc2934 ooh kkk
I love this so much XD I rewatched this so many times. Bretman makes my day.
The way he smiles or laugh is just so sunshine 🤧✨😭
He is a QUEEN. The end. Don't call him "daddy" that's disrespectful. 🙄
but he said we could call him "mommy" tho😳
Ria Freyja
Daddy is a term you'd use for someone who is masculine, so that's why he's okay with people calling him Mommy.
@@cheesecheese6950 yes i know i was only pointing out that we are allowed to call him mommy instead of daddy😅
Yes
Tell twitter users to stop doing something
If you really believe that send 50000$ to www.stealyourmoney/scamscam_we'relyingtoyou.com
They're using it to build schools
@star no
“ then stomp on me with louboutin stilletto boots..... *That sounds about right* ..”
•kætßūkį-8ækûgœū’ • lmao wot
I aspire to this level of confidence.
Keep shining bright!🌟
The face Bretman made when he read the “my girl called me bretman rock” tweet got me cackling
bretman is literally the most iconic person ever pls.
Don't hate me but I think he is really obnoxious and not funny at all
@@barracuda0405 You just jealoussssss.
@@kingReddy101 bruh try again 😂
Barracuda then why u watching the vid
@@fart322 to find out if he is less annoying when he isn't on his own channel. I was wrong.
“Top tease Bretman Rock can DESTROY this buddy. PERIOD.”
Bretman: aw that’s so cute
Asteria bussy
That last thirst tweet he snatched looked like a dove falling from heaven🙏🏼😌🔥
“Does this contour scream daddy to u?” I cant 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I'm not a verse"
"I'm not a top either. So, fill in the lines"
Lmao 🤣😉😂
please, can you tell me what vers is? lol
@@LuluLove22 A verse is someone who can top AND be a bottom babes (depends on the situation/relationship). Where others are EITHER tops or bottoms. Brent only bottoms.
@@christinediampovisa5862 lmaooo oh okay! 'preciate you
*"Versatile"*
@@christinediampovisa5862 i thought that was just called a switch?
The whole video is 5 minutes, and he spent two minutes of it expressing his hate over “ Daddy”
when he introduced himself i was honestly waiting for him to say "singer, songwriter ,actor,actress,athlete,activist,coconut water connoisseur,scientist on the mf side and the star of the crystal of the day"
The thumbnail tweet's pfp is literally a one direction selfie. Lmao
I’m glad I’m not the only one that noticed 😂
"if you want nice eyebrows i really recommend shaving them off and waiting for them to grow back, they grow back thicker"
Me: *shaving my eyebrows*
"But if they dont, dont sue me"
Me with no eyebrows: 👀
Lol 😂😂😂😂
It’s true it grows back thicker
💀
la Fauve LMAOO
wahahaha! 🤭🤣🤣🤣
I want Harry styles to read thirst tweets
Um malaak Al zadjali yes please!
Same that would great😂😂😂
He's gonna dodge every tweet 😂
“Umm... That's very inappropriate but thank you so much love...”
“This is a family show orrrr is itt?”
Harry Edward Styles everyone
Yeeees! Please ! 😭
"that's not my problem"
IM WHEEZING
Have seen so many celebrities reacting to thirst tweets but this one! Is one is literally so f****** savage like he is getting it so casual
Director: Do we need to add "BLEEP" on every bad word you say.
Bretman: Yes "bleep".
Echo Balagulan lmaooooo
3:54
Bretman: *reading the tweet*
"hARDER BRETMAN ROCK, HARDER"
also Bretman: *cringes*
I- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HIS REACTION 😂
i cringed so fucking hard, but your pfp tho-
@@zoeoonszewei3676 ey HAHAHA ooooo fellow carat?
@@jlmoreno2447 getting into them
HE LOOKS SO DISTGUSTEDDDD
That's that face when someone takes a bite out of my food
“If you give me foreign food, you do not want me to sit on your face”. 😂
Others are really uncomfortable or static but bretman just embraces it shamelessly