Meanwhile... Rambo The Driving Orangutan Goes Viral From Dubai

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  • Meanwhile... We can't get enough of this video of an Orangutan named Rambo driving a golf cart around the zoo where she lives. #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
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  • @joycedavis9996
    @joycedavis9996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    stop insulting Rambo. she is much more attractive, responsible and fun loving than mar-lardo.

    • @Aurabora54321
      @Aurabora54321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And..she is likely a better communicator and a more respectful driver.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "...I don't Google my own name...
    It's a long story."
    But I'm sure it's a really good one. A TH-cam bonus video, perhaps...

    • @exexalien
      @exexalien 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Both times when Stephen mentions the topic of Googling oneself he looks upward in the exact same direction, so I'm thinking it might be an in-joke between him and someone in the audience.

    • @FreakieFan
      @FreakieFan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@exexalien
      That's a good shout. Stephen does an audience Q&A before every show, so it's most likely someone in the audience asked him if he ever Googled himself.

    • @jiminitin
      @jiminitin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/Hx-CRiSlqTk/w-d-xo.html

  • @mousessportscards4050
    @mousessportscards4050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I wanted to see where the orangutan wanted to go

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Snack Shack, of course! For brunch!

  • @ancilodon
    @ancilodon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I think he missed a trick with the public domain story: "The Old Man and the Pooh." Very "moving" story.

    • @hellhound1389
      @hellhound1389 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How about the drunk in the honey tree

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm guessing The Prune is the antagonist in that "moving" story?

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Surge1077 no, the Prune is defo an ally

    • @GarretGrayCamera
      @GarretGrayCamera 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Probably because The Old Man and the Sea" isn't in the public domain.

    • @Lucius1958
      @Lucius1958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *A Farewell to Pooh*
      *The Pooh Also Rises*
      *The Poohs of Kilimanjaro*

  • @Deejay_quest
    @Deejay_quest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That "all the sheep are doing it" line took a second to hit. Haha!

  • @lisagulick4144
    @lisagulick4144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Kudos to the shepherds and their dogs who were able to get the flock into that formation (you can see the dogs if you look close)!

    • @HingerlAlois
      @HingerlAlois 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They used bread to form the shape, the sheep just moved into the desired position to eat it.

    • @nicoler.wunderink_2874
      @nicoler.wunderink_2874 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It couldn't have been easy

    • @lisagulick4144
      @lisagulick4144 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HingerlAlois Huh. Bread. I guess that would be a great incentive.
      Aha, but those shepherds and dogs still had to get the sheep into the right place and keep each sheep from eating his/her neighbor's bread! My comment stands.
      (edited for spelling)

    • @HingerlAlois
      @HingerlAlois 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lisagulick4144
      You don’t have to keep them from eating their neighbors bread lol, they just go to the next free spot where they can reach the bread and thus automatically get into the correct position.

    • @lisagulick4144
      @lisagulick4144 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HingerlAlois Okay...I'm more used to cattle and goat behavior - not so up on sheep, except from the Bible.

  • @LowLight420
    @LowLight420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The world's heaviest drinker is Andy Cohen's hamster.

  • @gutz1981
    @gutz1981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Right turn Clyde!

  • @xpehkto
    @xpehkto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching that orangutan to drive a car feels like an old episode of Top Gear

  • @marvwatkins7029
    @marvwatkins7029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Winnie Hemingway child's novel looks like it has real potential.

  • @CloudsGirl7
    @CloudsGirl7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The driving orangutan clears up a LOT of my ponderings when seeing the drivers I see when I go out... Really not much difference genetically.

  • @jimmyraconteur2522
    @jimmyraconteur2522 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    that is a really cool Orangutan. I hope we can spread awareness of their habitat decline with this video

  • @SpellingBeeWiner
    @SpellingBeeWiner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Orangutans are the best apes. They are absurdly strong, but there are 0 known cases of them hurting a human unprovoked. You can hug one, share a beer with one, and apparently let them drive around golf carts and they're just going to be friendly gentle giants. I hope to one day share a drink with one on a bench.

    • @cathywethington5913
      @cathywethington5913 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would personally love to be driven around in a golf cart by one

  • @stevenstaubach1061
    @stevenstaubach1061 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like I've seen Rambo here in the states, quite frequently on the highway..

  • @Thelonious-and-Jane
    @Thelonious-and-Jane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I would love to see the show with Colbert in a sweatsuit with a go pro

  • @kalinystazvoruna8702
    @kalinystazvoruna8702 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rambo drives that kart better than most of the people in East Tennessee!

  • @hereticpariah6_66
    @hereticpariah6_66 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:22

  • @Rincenso
    @Rincenso 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best driver on the block.

  • @CantHandleThisCanYa
    @CantHandleThisCanYa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    _that orangutan drives better than MOST PEOPLE EVER_

  • @orangeziggy348
    @orangeziggy348 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Rambo population is evolving quickly in Florida.

  • @danihesslinger7968
    @danihesslinger7968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😃😃😃 from Germany! a) the hamster thing seems to be true - whenever my hamsters discovered cherry liqueur at the table, they dove into the glass, nose first - but I have seen that they also can get very drunk.
    b) a link to the German sheep vaccination line-up, please!

  • @MisssKayy
    @MisssKayy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know if you read comments but Chicago Public Schools and Mayor Lightfoot are refusing to allow teachers to work remote when exposed to covid. Even IL governor J. B. Pritzker was put on remote work this week after being exposed to covid. Please support Chicago teachers. They deserve so much more sipport.

  • @tedmich
    @tedmich 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    James is so malignant, Omicron is afraid of catching HIM.

  • @andrewthomas9589
    @andrewthomas9589 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought that was Donal Trump.😂💯

  • @NoahSpurrier
    @NoahSpurrier 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The hamster fact has been known for a long time.

  • @dontaylor7315
    @dontaylor7315 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I grew up on Winnie the Pooh (the real deal not Disney) and I've read The Sun Also Rises at least four times so coupling them totally works for me.

  • @juschu85
    @juschu85 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It doesn't make much sense to tell someone he doesn't have to answer if he doesn't want to and then ask him a private question.
    If Jon would have opted to not answer if he had Covid, that also would have been some kind of an answer.
    How many people wouldn't want to tell you that they did not have Covid?
    I think with private questions it makes much more sense to remind people that's it's absolutely fine to lie if they don't want to answer. Everybody knows that that's an option, but when you actually tell them, it takes away a lot of the pressure not to.

  • @anarosa3905
    @anarosa3905 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is that Trump? The footage? Is that Mar A Lago? xD

  • @dyskelia
    @dyskelia 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh damn. I didn’t realize how much he hated doing the show in the little room. I really liked it though

  • @chimchimindiandragon
    @chimchimindiandragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    She drives better than me

  • @awkc63
    @awkc63 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Video starts at 4:39

  • @NoMoreRageBait
    @NoMoreRageBait 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:00 start

  • @adambastard
    @adambastard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    red shirt pooh is still owned by disney...

  • @vandhnanarayan8369
    @vandhnanarayan8369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Everyone comparing Rambo to the former American President is being grossly insulting and disrespectful …. to Rambo the Orangutang 😁

    • @jamescampbell2521
      @jamescampbell2521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL

    • @gargwinvinesnake6961
      @gargwinvinesnake6961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I agree, Rambo would be far more qualified fir office.

    • @aljoschalong625
      @aljoschalong625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes, but you must admit, the similarity is obvious. I'm sorry for Mrs Rambo.

    • @mariekastler5391
      @mariekastler5391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Madam Narayan, I am beginning to recognize your name and expect great things!
      Well met, Global Neighbor❣️

    • @petyrkowalski9887
      @petyrkowalski9887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You are dead right. Rambo is clearly more intelligent and competent than the Mango Mussolini.

  • @npzabov
    @npzabov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    6:07 You can't fool me. That's no orangutan, that's just the former president going to a golf course.

    • @pamelajohnson3482
      @pamelajohnson3482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yep sure is! Can't you tell?????

    • @wait...what...
      @wait...what... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Actually, I was thinking she was probably a better driver and would've made an even better president.

    • @vanivari359
      @vanivari359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What orangutan?

    • @m7floyd
      @m7floyd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Oh no! Trump will sue Stephen now, hey Steve contact Bill Maher immediately for advise! lol

    • @tinoj9661
      @tinoj9661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      bill maher is gonna have a field day with this.

  • @sandrainontario6710
    @sandrainontario6710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    I LOVED the show from the closet and from Stephen's home. It goes without saying, especially the ones with Evie.

    • @yjwrangler7819
      @yjwrangler7819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too!

    • @yjwrangler7819
      @yjwrangler7819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @HoneySiegalSurvivor find a job, troll.

    • @MadDragon75
      @MadDragon75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If he can't take it.. I respectfully understand his firm stance on his decision-making.

    • @MadDragon75
      @MadDragon75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @HoneySiegalSurvivor did he steal your heart?

    • @heatherhamann
      @heatherhamann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too. Saved my life. But if he gets ill, just let John Batiste do it.

  • @TheRogueWolf
    @TheRogueWolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Now if they could just get Rambo to deliver food to the stranded drivers, I'd be ready to declare 2022 the Best Year Ever.

    • @nickwallette6201
      @nickwallette6201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No kidding. Seemed to be a better driver than a lot of apes already on the road. Maybe they can moonlight in the gig economy?

    • @thomasfairhurst01
      @thomasfairhurst01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What that just the last president driving

  • @marvwatkins7029
    @marvwatkins7029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Rambo can no doubt drive better than many humans, including sober, sane ones.

  • @luannnelson2825
    @luannnelson2825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    I am sure performing in the closet was awful, but I want to express my thanks to you for keeping a light on during a dark time.

    • @magpie1744
      @magpie1744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Agree. I think he felt silly or self conscious. Which for us was completely charming but guessing it was hard on him...

    • @jordanzdebski5132
      @jordanzdebski5132 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If any it only showed him how silly the idea of talk shows is and how redundant he became

  • @mockturtle1402
    @mockturtle1402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    "For sale, bear pants, never worn"
    I can't love this enough!! I have tears running down my face.

    • @83don37
      @83don37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes I was tickled asf 🤣

    • @sjwhite54
      @sjwhite54 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ditto! 😍

  • @paulcoy9060
    @paulcoy9060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "We're not sheep! Now give me my livestock dewormer!"

  • @Mondo_Monchi
    @Mondo_Monchi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    I respect Stephens opinion on performing in that closet, but personally that was some of his best work and im now glad other shows like Trevor confirmed they're sticking with the small set. The banter between hosts, guests, and crew flows so much better when its not interrupted by annoying audience applause breaks, etc.

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Right. Why do American audiences include so many men who WHOOP and WHISTLE and so many women who SHRIEK and SCREAM?

    • @veggigoddess
      @veggigoddess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Totally agreed

    • @justhearmeout3959
      @justhearmeout3959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pain and hardship often makes for the best art

    • @ronatibu
      @ronatibu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ericminch It's heavily encouraged by the people who run the show. (I have been in the audience for Colbert.)

    • @BlueWoWTaylan
      @BlueWoWTaylan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ronatibu Then those who run the show doesn't understand viewers. The 'audience' becomes more annoying than helpful

  • @markmh835
    @markmh835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Does Stephen not realize that he did some of his best work "in the tiny storage closet" -- especially with Evie -- and that many of us miss those episodes without the annoying audience?

    • @DavZeugme
      @DavZeugme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He does it for the laughs, he said so many times. The closet doesn't compare. But I agree, that was the best era for me.

    • @nctpti2073
      @nctpti2073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe he is just shy talking about all the 'great work' he has done with Evie in 'tiny storage closets' (No lack of respect to either of them, but someone had to say it :D )

    • @joeb134
      @joeb134 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's done some of his worst work as well

  • @RobSchofield
    @RobSchofield 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "That Room" - whilst possibly oppressive - resulted in some of the best material the show has produced. It was excellent!

  • @00Skyfox
    @00Skyfox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    When the orangutan reached up to the handle on the canopy overhead, the show really should have dubbed in the air horn from a semi. That would have been the cherry on top. There are people in my own family who are worse drivers than that!

    • @stephenwedderburn9307
      @stephenwedderburn9307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That was super cool when she did that and steered with one hand 😂, I had to watch it again. You could see her lookin out for things!

    • @1MrAngel1
      @1MrAngel1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was waiting for the air horn. It would have been PERFECT.

    • @REDWASP777
      @REDWASP777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rambo drives her owners kids around in the golf cart. They ride in the back. Rambo is wonderful!

  • @OnlyAtJaMart
    @OnlyAtJaMart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    He’s so incredibly funny, a lot of people don’t realize that he did a lot of the voices for the late night adult swim shows, and his work on Strangers with Candy was hilarious. He is so much more talented than people realize

    • @ericjanssen394
      @ericjanssen394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Not bad, for a driving orangutan.

    • @OnlyAtJaMart
      @OnlyAtJaMart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ericjanssen394 I see what you did there 🤨🙂

    • @deelzebub1213
      @deelzebub1213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Phil Ken Sebben and Professor Impossible.

    • @sandrainontario6710
      @sandrainontario6710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, and that showed up a lot in the shows from his home and the closet.

    • @SilverLiningMiner
      @SilverLiningMiner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You nailed it!

  • @billyeveryteen7328
    @billyeveryteen7328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    I had a "mild" case not this past November but the one before. Completely lost my sense of taste and smell for like two weeks. That's the symptom that's always played for laughs, but let me tell you, it's completely demoralizing. Everything, including water, just kind of tastes faintly of blood. I didn't have major respiratory issues, I didn't need to be hospitalized, but I had no energy whatsoever. I don't know how much of it was undernourishment, because you have no hunger when everything tastes of nothing but blood, but I was very tired all the time. I'd be out of breath walking to the kitchen to get a glass of water, and if I took out the trash, I'd feel completely winded.

    • @lorrie2878
      @lorrie2878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Interesting. I forgot about that symptom

    • @melissa-wilson
      @melissa-wilson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Totally true and and completely unsettling.
      My loss of taste and smell was awful. I tasted and smelled nothing. My taste buds didn't even water when I thought of orange juice! Everything was hot or cold mush.

    • @crankycat538
      @crankycat538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Same here I caught covid in December last year and remember being very fatigued. Lost my sense of smell and taste and all I could ‘taste’ was this weird rotting smell in my throat can’t really describe it but it was a horrible feeling

    • @AreYouSerious-210g
      @AreYouSerious-210g 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I was hit last summer with a breakthrough infection of the delta variant. It’s now 5 months later and my senses of smell and taste are still gone. I agree, it’s completely demoralizing.

    • @imnotmike
      @imnotmike 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Are you sure you had covid? Did you get tested for vampirism? Maybe you were just eating the wrong things.

  • @NickChiuco
    @NickChiuco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    If Stephen searches his own name online, he might find out that he's constantly up and down the trending list on Twitter due to his overflaming zingers in this show, particularly what he said about Sen. Johnson effing himself. That was hilarious.

  • @Katzztar
    @Katzztar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    *watches a Orangutan driving* ... Anyone else hear King Louie singing "I wanna be like you"?

    • @hellhound1389
      @hellhound1389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If the camera panned over you'd see Eastwood in passenger seat being followed by a gang of black widows on their rascals😂🤣😂

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hellhound1389 lol, very few are gonna get that Eastwood reference

  • @jamilahana1728
    @jamilahana1728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    She look like an old floridian retiree! 😂😂😂

  • @LostStormcrow
    @LostStormcrow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    “Corona is dealing with me now!” Damnit, why’d he have to taunt the irony gods like that. We’ll miss you Steve.

    • @sundaywasabi
      @sundaywasabi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Eiyi Nasma Go away.

  • @goldzilla1507
    @goldzilla1507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Party Like A Hamster" t-shirts coming soon
    (Did anyone else mistake that golf cart driving orangutan for tRump at first?)

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What do you mean, "at first"?

  • @agibbigirl
    @agibbigirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Love him and this show… nothing better than intellectual humor…but it’s really his underlying authenticity …like that good human thing… that delivers the joke with that delicious sting, he cracks me up!

  • @deborahcornell171
    @deborahcornell171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    About Rambo the Orangutan..she doesn't live in a zoo in Florida. She lives at an animal sanctuary in Dubai. It's called "Animalia" & they have their own TH-cam channel. They have videos of her playing on a beach & with her caretaker's children. Also videos of the other animals there, for anyone interested.💙

    • @greatsage4ever
      @greatsage4ever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That sounds like a fun channel to subscrive to, thanks for the information.

    • @deborahcornell171
      @deborahcornell171 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@greatsage4ever
      You're welcome!💙

  • @aaronsarchive82
    @aaronsarchive82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I miss his little broom closet set. Too bad he definitively confirmed we'll never see it again.

  • @bodacioustness5054
    @bodacioustness5054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Orangutans are the best of our relations. And their name means "Forest Person" in Malay.

    • @Lucius1958
      @Lucius1958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And in folklore, they are said to have taught humans the basics of survival.

  • @johnhaxby306
    @johnhaxby306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    that was the sweetest cutest thing I have seen in 2022 so far. watch the full video, the orangutan drives by the tiger enclosure and the tiger runs along with him and you can see this look on the orangutans face that says he knows he does something extra that the other animals dont. so proud of himself and so happy. and how did they not make a joke about this being Trump going to play golf?

    • @camillepotter9580
      @camillepotter9580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Probably didn't want to insult the orangutan...

    • @myfavs253
      @myfavs253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@camillepotter9580 🤣🤣🤣

    • @wholeshebang1
      @wholeshebang1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The Orangutan, while named Rambo, is a "she."

    • @Aurabora54321
      @Aurabora54321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Because Rambo is so sweet and much better looking, it occurred to no one!

    • @Dbb27
      @Dbb27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think you just got a job writing for Colbert!

  • @rowynnecrowley1689
    @rowynnecrowley1689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Orangutans are wicked smart! I'm surprised she's not in a Ferrari.

    • @ColoringKaria
      @ColoringKaria 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Honestly she was looking like a better driver than almost anyone from New Jersey.

    • @hellhound1389
      @hellhound1389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She drives better than the humans in Florida, take away their license and give her one

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But can she parallel park?

    • @QUICKBOOKS1
      @QUICKBOOKS1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ColoringKaria I was going to say in GENERAL!

    • @stevejordan7275
      @stevejordan7275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because no one who's smart will *drive* a Ferrari. You SELL that mofo and invest that dough, though.

  • @craigvdodge
    @craigvdodge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I just wanna say that orangutan did a better job driving than many local drivers here during a recent snow storm.

  • @Zackebuh
    @Zackebuh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Hey, this sheep-story was also in my local news! I live close to where they did that =D The couple said, since sheep are animals people feel sympathy for, it might encourage more people to get the shot. They used bread in order to lure the sheep into position.

    • @bernardwalden6884
      @bernardwalden6884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Incentivizing these shots are getting increasingly hysterical 😂

    • @asleepawake3645
      @asleepawake3645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh look, the sheep are doing it 🤣🤣🤣 i only wish 🤣🤣🤣

  • @billpool1217
    @billpool1217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Make no mistake, Rambo ALWAYS has the right of way!

  • @NateTheDyno
    @NateTheDyno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Everything about drunk hamsters explains so much about… hamsters

  • @viewfromthehighchair9391
    @viewfromthehighchair9391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Judging by the building in the background of the video (The Burj Al Arab Hotel), this talented Orangutan is in Dubai so moving to Florida would still be your dumbest move ever should you decide to go through with it. By the evidence, this Orang is smarter than well over half the population of Florida (all Republican, by the way).
    Also, is this one of Orangu-Don's sisters. Asking for a friend.

  • @honkawiman
    @honkawiman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Hey Trump i didn't know u could drive a golf cart, so cute

    • @ryshow9118
      @ryshow9118 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *NOW* I get it 🤣

  • @jts1977
    @jts1977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I thought the "Winnie the Pooh x Hemingway" write-up was a well done homage. Good use of short, declarative sentences.

  • @r.j.whitaker
    @r.j.whitaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    She's a better driver than 99% of the drivers here in the DFW area.

    • @pisces363
      @pisces363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She’s a better driver than the entire state of Virginia.

    • @Mr.CEO888
      @Mr.CEO888 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Does that include you?

    • @pisces363
      @pisces363 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mr.CEO888 I don’t live in Virginia.

    • @r.j.whitaker
      @r.j.whitaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pisces363 People in Virginia are so courteous, though! My mother went to William and Mary so she still has a lot of friends there. Whenever we go to Virginia, everyone is so cute and charming and helpful.

    • @pisces363
      @pisces363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@r.j.whitaker I live in Maryland and totally disagree with you. I do my best to avoid being in Virginia. It’s a known fact in the DMV (DC, MD, VA) to avoid VA drivers.

  • @Saintious
    @Saintious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Mr. Colbert, and company, you deserve a break more than anyone, but 2 weeks was a long time without you all. I suggest, Jon Stewart and a relief squad when you have to take vacations and such.

  • @danieljob3184
    @danieljob3184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Clyde's daughter doesn't even need Clint Eastwood to get around! Evolution, baby!

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We're dating ourselves by remembering that

  • @lunarwuffy5299
    @lunarwuffy5299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    So nice of Stephen to show that clip of the flag fondler riding around in his golf cart after saying he'd never have him on the show again.

    • @parryyotter
      @parryyotter 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t insult her with that comparison

  • @joemedley195
    @joemedley195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    After “Baby Driver” came out, Bill Maher ranted about dumb it is that Americans think driving is a super power. Learning that an orangutan can do it makes me think he had a point.

    • @TheMosdef25
      @TheMosdef25 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bill Maher is never right on anything.. just a 🤡🤡 libertarian

  • @OhNoNotFrank
    @OhNoNotFrank 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I thought "Rambo The Driving Orangutan" would be Trump.
    I wasn't right... but close enough.

  • @delevilme
    @delevilme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I know exactly what Uber is thinking right now.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      this is simultaneously the cleverest and most depressing comment on here

  • @countwhiskers
    @countwhiskers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Almost all of my favorite moments are from when he was in that closet. I miss not having the audience laughter but I know that he as a performer needs the audience to truly thrive.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Yeah… Why did Stephen get stuck in that closet while the theater was empty?
    Once out of the closet, you can’t go back in!

    • @deelzebub1213
      @deelzebub1213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Smaller room is easier to light and set dress.

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think CBS this morning was using Ed Sullivan theater for some time?

  • @3dfreak2000
    @3dfreak2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I can just imagine which could be the alcohol level in a Russian Hamster.

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Snyntax- it's important, kids!

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like some interesting cocktail, bartender, one Russian Hamster on the rocks 😂

  • @TheSilviaO
    @TheSilviaO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Oh, Stephen, we missed you so much! Please do not go on holidays ever again! Thinking minds of the world need you!

  • @gerrynightingale9045
    @gerrynightingale9045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    *Is it 'just me' or do others 'see someone else steering a golf-cart at 'Mar-a-Lardo' in the Orangutan clip?*

  • @Aljosef6366
    @Aljosef6366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    You were amazing in that small room . Loved you with your family during the pandemic. Thanks for keeping us company. Kept me sane.

  • @sabrinafehl7861
    @sabrinafehl7861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The Orangutan was amazing

  • @WilliamJakespeareProps
    @WilliamJakespeareProps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    i feel like there's a missed opportunity for a German Shephard joke in that story.

    • @Anicius_
      @Anicius_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Weird channel

  • @jacquelinemckinney4147
    @jacquelinemckinney4147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love that Jonh's dark purple jacket matches Stephen's tie color. I've loved 😍 the show and John and his band for years. Keep healthy everyone.

  • @keepcalmtv2864
    @keepcalmtv2864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So many missed Oranutan jokes. I would loved to meet the person that trained him to drive. I have a long line of people I would like him to meet.

    • @parryyotter
      @parryyotter 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Her. She’s not really driving.

  • @xdeonyx1
    @xdeonyx1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That wasn’t Florida… That was clearly Dubai. my best friend lives there and I know it’s been two years since I visited him… But I don’t remember there being a zoo there!? But they build crazy things FAST so… time for another visit once air travel is safe i guess

    • @itookallthenames
      @itookallthenames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@omi_god the burj Al Arab building in the background

    • @itookallthenames
      @itookallthenames 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@omi_god other than that it COULD be Florida!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "James is on after us, right?"
    Well.. can't win 'em all.

    • @kuzzbillington6392
      @kuzzbillington6392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good thing we don't *have* to tune in :p

    • @hoozle
      @hoozle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah. He is awful, on so many levels

  • @verdatum
    @verdatum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was too lazy to check cable tv, but, it's 4am and I haven't seen James Corden yet. Please stay. I can't survive on Jimmy Fallon alone.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Folks, please, _just_ get the vaccine. You want Stephen to keep putting out new episodes, right?

  • @theheathbar123
    @theheathbar123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Pooh Also Rises! Come on, it was right there...

    • @anneonymous8359
      @anneonymous8359 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s the first title that came to my mind, too. Bonus: It would easily link to an alternate nickname for DFT.
      Other ideas: _The Old Man and the Pooh_, “Hills Like White Pooh,” and if we wanted to get random, a reference to Polydactyl Pooh (seek the phrase “Hemingway cats” if you’re not sure what I mean.

  • @dixietenbroeck8717
    @dixietenbroeck8717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Have ALWAYS felt that orangutans were pretty much sapient, and her driving is better than MANY people's! *(As has been demonstrated!)*

    • @laurie6123
      @laurie6123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe we should ditch AI cars and hire Rambo and her buddies!

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Clint Eastwood: “Right turn, Rambo!”

    • @hellhound1389
      @hellhound1389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When I saw it that's exactly what I said

    • @tracyanne64
      @tracyanne64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

  • @johnsparrow9549
    @johnsparrow9549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Maralardo looks good these days. Being out of office really did him some good

  • @Catherinzsl
    @Catherinzsl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Stephen has *TAKEN A STAND!!!* 😂

  • @hellhound1389
    @hellhound1389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Ironically Rambo the orangutan drives better than any senior citizen I've ever seen

  • @golddee2040
    @golddee2040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Oh jeez... that orangutan stole the show hahahaha

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sure did!

  • @brittanyreynolds6337
    @brittanyreynolds6337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    .... This explains so much about hamsters...

  • @jimcarlson6157
    @jimcarlson6157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    does the orangutan parallel park too?

  • @jcanfieldschatz
    @jcanfieldschatz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Seriously, who drinks Everclear? As a former bartender, I can think of a few drinks made with everclear (Castaway, Everclear Old Fashioned & a Chi-Chi) but setting those aside, who actually drinks everclear?
    My first experience with liquor, my best friend & I were 16 and we "borrowed" a pint of everclear from my parents on Thanksgiving. I remember falling down the stairs, nothing else. Next day, felt like a can of smashed as*holes.

    • @amberzec
      @amberzec 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A can of smashed a**holes 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kholdanstaalstorm6881
      @kholdanstaalstorm6881 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everclear...
      It sounds like a detergent of some sort, not something that you make drinks with...

    • @aceofspades9503
      @aceofspades9503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought Everclear had only two purposes- it can either be used as a cleaning solution, or it can be skimmed on the top of certain cocktails in order to light them on fire.

    • @QUICKBOOKS1
      @QUICKBOOKS1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have never heard of it. I thought, by the Brand Name, it is MouthWash.

  • @happycadaver
    @happycadaver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I enjoyed the reference to hemmingway’s baby shoes for sale, never worn.

  • @bobparker6026
    @bobparker6026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The orangutan is like "bruh why you recording me while I'm trying to pick up a monkey."

  • @peterkirby1753
    @peterkirby1753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Was the golf cart footage taken at Mara Lago?

  • @dexterousdiscourses7811
    @dexterousdiscourses7811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For a panda in captivity, it is ALWAYS given a chinese name. ALWAYS. But for an orangutan in captivity, it is ALMOST NEVER given a malay/indonesian name. Why is that?
    Footnote: orangutan (corruption of “orang hutan”) means “man of the forest” originally from MALAY/INDONESIAN! Even MORE reason for it to have a malay/indonesian name!
    😐

    • @kholdanstaalstorm6881
      @kholdanstaalstorm6881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because the Chinese state owns every panda and reserve the right to name them, as part of the "leasing agreement" following every panda.
      Governments in the Orangutans native lands don't use Orangutans as "diplomats" or "vessels of positive public favors".
      That's the politics AFAIK.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kholdanstaalstorm6881 that sounds about right

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do know of one that is/was owned by a petting zoo, named Suriya

    • @kholdanstaalstorm6881
      @kholdanstaalstorm6881 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LindaC616
      If that was a old panda or for a long time ago it could be from before the strict control of pandas perhaps?
      After the WWF started using the panda as their symbol and the attention it got triggered the reaction, then the Chinese state started it's campaign for the preservation of the panda and it's goodwill programs with pandas.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kholdanstaalstorm6881 Suriya is an orangutan