Chris Garcia - The Beatdown - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • Chris Garcia competes in his boxing class's "fight night" to impress his girlfriend and tries out some unorthodox strategies to psych out his opponent.
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  • @standup
    @standup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Ready to rumble? Check out the craziest fight stories from This Is Not Happening here: th-cam.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5oyyo90i2VkGb7ImrDKdYBg.html

    • @chrissharkey3537
      @chrissharkey3537 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would like to do a show of stand up. How is that possible

    • @jaidenarias5912
      @jaidenarias5912 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Follow the Ten Commandments, follow Jesus, and read Ephesians 4:29 please. Don’t fall into sin, fall into God’s grace and love willingly instead pleaseee

  • @ztoxtube
    @ztoxtube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    This was great, but by FAR the highlight was his dad's boxing advice.

  • @lee-cl8td
    @lee-cl8td 6 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    “FINALLY SOME FOOKIN BOXING IN HERE" lmaoo

  • @Celesticalhelena77
    @Celesticalhelena77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    yes I love how it ended, that girl didn't deserve you dude !

    • @jimgritty7064
      @jimgritty7064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Would you like to have a "Cuban missile crisis"?

    • @Rawrpuppeh
      @Rawrpuppeh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jimgritty7064 You sick fuck

    • @lauralil6886
      @lauralil6886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jimgritty7064 why is it a crisis, do you miss fire?

  • @Ashley-tn8hk
    @Ashley-tn8hk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    She kinda deserved being broken up with she sounded like she didn’t appreciate him at allllll

    • @hahaha7886
      @hahaha7886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      fr man. it obviously she likes ppl for their looks rather than their personality

    • @jakesgenuineanarchy5955
      @jakesgenuineanarchy5955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ofc

    • @Sebastian-di6sj
      @Sebastian-di6sj 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah well if i get together with a slim girl and she gets fat.. same thing

    • @davidfernandez8515
      @davidfernandez8515 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's pretty obvious she cheated on him while he was doing the training

  • @TheLeoOrtiz
    @TheLeoOrtiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This is Legit how cuban fathers talk when it comes to boxing. they get into it frfr. RIP pops, i miss you

  • @SeaBreaux
    @SeaBreaux 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Dude, I haven’t laughed this hard in the middle of the work day...ever. By far one of my favorites, along with Ali Siddiq.

    • @LastPlaceHero
      @LastPlaceHero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This ain't gone be good

    • @BurnyHanders
      @BurnyHanders 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mexican got on boots

  • @Nunya_Bidnez
    @Nunya_Bidnez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The Cuban missile crisis.. lol. I wish I could have seen that fight.

  • @lifeperspective-situationa2790
    @lifeperspective-situationa2790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    These intros are epic!
    I can't believe as an American away from the U.S. for several years in China, I've only just discovered these skits and shows. Absolutely awesome!

  • @deavonwilson4061
    @deavonwilson4061 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I can’t stop watching these woah good shit here man

  • @notdoug4651
    @notdoug4651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    1:04 intro skip

    • @madmodder123
      @madmodder123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I usually press "L" 6 times to skip it, but the link is appreciated, the intros have always sucked ass!

    • @ericbecerra5893
      @ericbecerra5893 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Quentin Worth should give people the option to skip the whole video.

    • @throwwayy5791
      @throwwayy5791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a minute long. Is your TH-cam time that precious to you?

    • @throwwayy5791
      @throwwayy5791 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Quentin Worth That's how you spend your afternoons? Holy fuck dude lol

    • @notdoug4651
      @notdoug4651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Throw Wayy what I eat doesn't make you shit.

  • @apebeats6631
    @apebeats6631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I wish the art of fighting was something we focused on in the States. There's very little attention paid to equipping the youth with the ability to defend themselves, or others that may need help. Knowing how to use your body, and the weapons you're particular frame holds is empowering. People are always afraid of the big, imposing guy, but it's really the smaller people who can be a huge problem. Speed, volume, and precision are often times more advantageous than raw power alone. I'm not a badass or anything, but the small amount of experience I've had by either participating in, or watching fights really helped to open my eyes to the inaccurate perception of what it takes to be successful in a self defense situation. I would recommend for every able bodied person to train in Jiu Jitsu and Boxing as a means to learn discipline, defense, and confidence. It doesn't have to be something that you devote thousands of hours to over a period of years. It actually doesn't take very long to pick up the basics of both styles, and is a fantastic way to get your exercise in. Just a couple days a week for one or two hours can be sufficient. Really the most important aspect of learning these, and basically any artforms, is practical application. To successfully use these methods and techniques in a high stress, potentially life or death situation, you need to be familiar and comfortable with any position you may end up in during a fight. If you have to spend time to think about what your next move is, or what you have to do to prevent your attacker from gaining the upper hand, that's time and energy wasted, prolonging the altercation, and draining the much needed strength you'll need to subdue the attacker. Each and every second that you devote to planning what comes next only serves to quickly bring on muscle fatigue, making it far more likely you won't come out the victor.

    • @elijaharvinger1178
      @elijaharvinger1178 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry. We're a gun culture. Kids today would rather shoot you than fight you. Unfortunately our laws make it easy for them to do the former.

  • @bkr1895
    @bkr1895 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I lost it at Rad Chad Masters

  • @bradylpetersen
    @bradylpetersen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this story so much.

  • @1feloniouspunk
    @1feloniouspunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    GReat story! Loved every second of it!!!!!!!! Psychologically!!!!!!!!!

  • @peanutslol5640
    @peanutslol5640 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this is one of my favorites

  • @charlesfrench4846
    @charlesfrench4846 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best story yet!

  • @carpe009
    @carpe009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Very well rounded act. I’ll check this guy out some more.

  • @DimIsHigh
    @DimIsHigh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That ending... A FUCKING KING!

  • @joyelizabethmellinger
    @joyelizabethmellinger ปีที่แล้ว

    This has to b among the funniest sets I've heard n a long time. Dude is brilliant. Great story. Made my day. 👍🤜🤛🤙💯✌

  • @chironapolonio
    @chironapolonio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The young man is brilliant. I KNEW it. Even his name is cool: Chris Garcia. You go, boy! 💪

  • @rambo30844
    @rambo30844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy is a boss💯

  • @robert__
    @robert__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    awesome, very solid and quite unique performance.

  • @norainnoflowers1551
    @norainnoflowers1551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    comforting to know my 5' nothing ass might win a match based only on fury. I'm a lefty too!

    • @jackthorton10
      @jackthorton10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then you must have a solid left hook

  • @mauriceortiz8817
    @mauriceortiz8817 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was awesome, Cuban Missile Crisis

  • @NikPub
    @NikPub 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The end. Excellent.

  • @cheftoe_7368
    @cheftoe_7368 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Killed em with those nut punches 😂

  • @itsjulio
    @itsjulio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Homegirl sitting in the back row is 🔥🔥🔥🔥!

  • @jomiga1999
    @jomiga1999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    jrakata jrakata jrakata

  • @HamboneyGamezYT
    @HamboneyGamezYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was a movie!!! I loved this movie/joke...!!!

  • @kawaki-x-3996
    @kawaki-x-3996 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a fucking legend

  • @abeolurin3019
    @abeolurin3019 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this guy

  • @yktfvbabe
    @yktfvbabe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    best ending ever

  • @chinchinn8058
    @chinchinn8058 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good motivation printing the photo

  • @408lurks
    @408lurks 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant

  • @oldmenruleracing
    @oldmenruleracing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great story

  • @isaactuuri6488
    @isaactuuri6488 ปีที่แล้ว

    like-able guy, hope he grows out of it

  • @ExtremelyToxic
    @ExtremelyToxic 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy is a fucking legend. Like, itr read good enough that he won back the girl and all. Then he just fucking destroyed her. Absolute legend

  • @leviguise6411
    @leviguise6411 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thats how you do it mannnn! Good shit

  • @440emil
    @440emil 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome story

  • @leilanidababe8146
    @leilanidababe8146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cubans love boxing! Its very true, speaking as a cuban woman

  • @prakharmathur5363
    @prakharmathur5363 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a fucking power move

  • @noneya7387
    @noneya7387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    No chanx mang

  • @TheKidKniseBurgh
    @TheKidKniseBurgh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    His dad gave him the same advice Will gave Ashley on Fresh Prince 😂

  • @arnoldsilva1111
    @arnoldsilva1111 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good for you Chris

  • @luke1035
    @luke1035 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fuck yea! You sir are a good man

  • @unclejoker9975
    @unclejoker9975 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Great boxing moniker.

  • @nashvilleslim
    @nashvilleslim 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Much props man up!

  • @FelipeHernandez-pc2ws
    @FelipeHernandez-pc2ws 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣
    Way better than the last five minutes in this series. “Cou[horsinArond]gh” 😝

  • @bluebyyoublue839
    @bluebyyoublue839 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome

  • @josefinavaldepena2570
    @josefinavaldepena2570 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:47
    "Finally, some fucking boxing in here!"

  • @COLLYD420
    @COLLYD420 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yooooo Chris. This is sick dude

  • @chino_bean9631
    @chino_bean9631 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why so many thumbs down I literally hit the thumbs up as soon as he won. Lolol

  • @chewbyacca2385
    @chewbyacca2385 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bruhhhhh my dude didn't just drop the juggalo card!!!

  • @mianoxide1199
    @mianoxide1199 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The ending of the fight reminds me so much of punch out specifically king hippo.

  • @akminer4464
    @akminer4464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Senior Miyagi
    😂😂😂😂

  • @ipellly
    @ipellly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The comics haven’t gotten worse at all this season

    • @freak1310c
      @freak1310c 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the comics are great i miss ari

    • @ipellly
      @ipellly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amshu Chitrakar me too

    • @loganknox7
      @loganknox7 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought this was pretty funny

    • @vinny5638
      @vinny5638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      only bad or average thing about this was the physical comedy

  • @moisessanchez9294
    @moisessanchez9294 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    How can we see this fighttt

  • @General.Apeshit
    @General.Apeshit 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dan Cummins needs to make another appearance on this show

  • @yairgaitangaitan2240
    @yairgaitangaitan2240 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My man!

  • @kennethevans9371
    @kennethevans9371 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    It doesn't get better than that

  • @blahjl
    @blahjl 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hell yeah my dude

  • @jluehring
    @jluehring 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    He only had to cheapshot him all fight!

  • @greggyk1
    @greggyk1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Classic buddy, fo real

  • @Unearthlyava
    @Unearthlyava 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    that was beautiful

  • @cynthiavannesarueda
    @cynthiavannesarueda ปีที่แล้ว

    What's the name of the Persian Common?

  • @ghost-4783
    @ghost-4783 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Got to say...... I was "hooked"

    • @RedMo46
      @RedMo46 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Left or right...

    • @huuamai8151
      @huuamai8151 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ghost - 47 right?

  • @elijahpales3953
    @elijahpales3953 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was hoping he would dump her 😂

  • @TheChickenlittle11
    @TheChickenlittle11 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:25-4:33 😂😂

  • @JorgeMartinez-iq2tc
    @JorgeMartinez-iq2tc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @veryexciting
    @veryexciting 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just clapped at the end of this story as if I was there.

  • @patrickneary8446
    @patrickneary8446 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sounds like he spent two weeks unnecessarily risking bed bugs

  • @huuamai8151
    @huuamai8151 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That 6 foot guy must have been traumatized.

  • @DidierPeroni
    @DidierPeroni 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have the same shirt

  • @Dinomatrix21
    @Dinomatrix21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I took her home
    I showed her what "The Cuban Missile Crisis was all about
    And then I broke up with her

  • @wickkidda
    @wickkidda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Can someone who speaks Spanish translate his dad teaching him how to fight? I know there were some body parts or something in there.

    • @jesusherrera889
      @jesusherrera889 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      wickkidda paraphrasing he said hit him in the guts and body and when he tells him he's 6' he said you're gonna lose do some witchcraft or the cross thing.

    • @wickkidda
      @wickkidda 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha alright, but if anyone knows how to write it in spanish that would be cool, i think it would be funny to be able to do an impression of

    • @doublebass
      @doublebass 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He says hit him in the kidneys, in the face

    • @wickkidda
      @wickkidda 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      k just have to figure out the spanish now

    • @torsteinminer4929
      @torsteinminer4929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wickkidda just do it in Google translate lol

  • @ohshoot444
    @ohshoot444 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Christ those intros

  • @Seahawkfan1108
    @Seahawkfan1108 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:23
    😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ANARMYOFGREATS
    @ANARMYOFGREATS 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice end game tho

  • @fighting4cancer
    @fighting4cancer 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That is a great story

  • @email3021
    @email3021 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome!!

  • @torsteinminer4929
    @torsteinminer4929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was great lol

  • @BlueCrashFigurineHoldingWumpa
    @BlueCrashFigurineHoldingWumpa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1440

    "...I won her back, and then I broke up with her" my duuuude 👑king

    • @UNCFIPP
      @UNCFIPP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Gangsta shit

    • @williambrandondavis6897
      @williambrandondavis6897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol, no that's childish shit a bitch would do.

    • @theguyfr136
      @theguyfr136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@williambrandondavis6897 did you miss the part where she was planning on leaving him for another dude?

    • @williambrandondavis6897
      @williambrandondavis6897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@theguyfr136 No, I did not. If a woman wants to leave a real man only needs to say one thing, goodbye.
      Children and bitches let their emotions get the better of them and act like fools.

    • @williambrandondavis6897
      @williambrandondavis6897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@theguyfr136 Real men do not have time to waste on petty ass shit like that.

  • @lukefischer9583
    @lukefischer9583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    Mexicans got on boots

  • @jizunk_in_my_trizunk
    @jizunk_in_my_trizunk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    An out of work juggalo....so a juggalo?

    • @elijahyates3879
      @elijahyates3879 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When I heard him say it, I bolted for the comments to see if anyone else thought this

    • @jessicaperez9404
      @jessicaperez9404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao so fkd up

    • @phanatic215
      @phanatic215 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elijah Yates same here dude.

    • @richardingame
      @richardingame 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No Juggalo is without a job they work for them self's scratching their nuts

    • @isaiahmoseley5503
      @isaiahmoseley5503 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So when are you gonna be on "This is not Happening?" Lol

  • @starpaladin9532
    @starpaladin9532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "Have fun with his bed bugs and paying for his rent"
    This is literally my cousin DJ

  • @SadeWatkins
    @SadeWatkins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    This was hilarious and kinda heartwarming

  • @nataliaalfonso2662
    @nataliaalfonso2662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Ha! The Cuban Dad impression.i feel it in my soul.

  • @franklingauthier-parker7253
    @franklingauthier-parker7253 6 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    That was great! Told hilariously and not a depressing, twisted story. it almost wholesome in a way lol

    • @tomhammer802
      @tomhammer802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree, it leaves you with a feeling that you rarely get from these stories

  • @shadowxlr490
    @shadowxlr490 6 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Hakata hakata boom boom boom!

  • @maddy6764
    @maddy6764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    “I won her back and then I broke up with her” 😂😂😂

    • @viltsunr1474
      @viltsunr1474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your eyes are the same colour as my toilet babe

    • @microsofthoodie
      @microsofthoodie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@viltsunr1474 smooth

  • @melissachiou738
    @melissachiou738 6 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    "Out of work Juggalo" was the best one!

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He should have followed it up with, "Or in other words, a Juggalo." I was totally expecting it and was shocked he didn't go for it, hahah.

    • @richardingame
      @richardingame 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No Juggalo is without a job they work for them self's scratching their nuts

    • @mattn0snivelruckingcru505
      @mattn0snivelruckingcru505 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haa!

  • @RoodyBloosM
    @RoodyBloosM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    A true David and Goliath tale.....

  • @poot111111
    @poot111111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Why isn't this guy more popular?

    • @DocJamesH
      @DocJamesH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jack-offs made Bill Burr more popular, thinking his ass was tougher.

    • @chrisjohnston2511
      @chrisjohnston2511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jaystings bill burr is the shit

  • @adamvolk710
    @adamvolk710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "out of work juggalo"
    see also: "juggalo"

  • @joew.4073
    @joew.4073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This story was the best XD "I showed her what the Cuban missile crisis was all about"

  • @RyanSpringer1984
    @RyanSpringer1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Rad Chad Masters"

  • @Petemejia77
    @Petemejia77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Little Mac fighting comes to mind!

  • @isaiahmoseley5503
    @isaiahmoseley5503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    7:00 The phone call with his dad😂😂😂😂

  • @FnRenner
    @FnRenner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I've never met a juggalo with a job...has anyone?

    • @cstottie5036
      @cstottie5036 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmaooooooo

    • @disasterdinosaur2925
      @disasterdinosaur2925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmfao! You win best comment for me today

    • @kourtneyr.scruggs0988
      @kourtneyr.scruggs0988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Smh if a Gigolo is active, then they're working. And if they're working then they have a job. Its called sex work.