Chris Garcia - The Beatdown - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- Chris Garcia competes in his boxing class's "fight night" to impress his girlfriend and tries out some unorthodox strategies to psych out his opponent.
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I would like to do a show of stand up. How is that possible
Follow the Ten Commandments, follow Jesus, and read Ephesians 4:29 please. Don’t fall into sin, fall into God’s grace and love willingly instead pleaseee
This was great, but by FAR the highlight was his dad's boxing advice.
“FINALLY SOME FOOKIN BOXING IN HERE" lmaoo
yes I love how it ended, that girl didn't deserve you dude !
Would you like to have a "Cuban missile crisis"?
@@jimgritty7064 You sick fuck
@@jimgritty7064 why is it a crisis, do you miss fire?
She kinda deserved being broken up with she sounded like she didn’t appreciate him at allllll
fr man. it obviously she likes ppl for their looks rather than their personality
Ofc
Yeah well if i get together with a slim girl and she gets fat.. same thing
It's pretty obvious she cheated on him while he was doing the training
This is Legit how cuban fathers talk when it comes to boxing. they get into it frfr. RIP pops, i miss you
Dude, I haven’t laughed this hard in the middle of the work day...ever. By far one of my favorites, along with Ali Siddiq.
This ain't gone be good
Mexican got on boots
The Cuban missile crisis.. lol. I wish I could have seen that fight.
These intros are epic!
I can't believe as an American away from the U.S. for several years in China, I've only just discovered these skits and shows. Absolutely awesome!
I can’t stop watching these woah good shit here man
1:04 intro skip
I usually press "L" 6 times to skip it, but the link is appreciated, the intros have always sucked ass!
Quentin Worth should give people the option to skip the whole video.
It's a minute long. Is your TH-cam time that precious to you?
Quentin Worth That's how you spend your afternoons? Holy fuck dude lol
Throw Wayy what I eat doesn't make you shit.
I wish the art of fighting was something we focused on in the States. There's very little attention paid to equipping the youth with the ability to defend themselves, or others that may need help. Knowing how to use your body, and the weapons you're particular frame holds is empowering. People are always afraid of the big, imposing guy, but it's really the smaller people who can be a huge problem. Speed, volume, and precision are often times more advantageous than raw power alone. I'm not a badass or anything, but the small amount of experience I've had by either participating in, or watching fights really helped to open my eyes to the inaccurate perception of what it takes to be successful in a self defense situation. I would recommend for every able bodied person to train in Jiu Jitsu and Boxing as a means to learn discipline, defense, and confidence. It doesn't have to be something that you devote thousands of hours to over a period of years. It actually doesn't take very long to pick up the basics of both styles, and is a fantastic way to get your exercise in. Just a couple days a week for one or two hours can be sufficient. Really the most important aspect of learning these, and basically any artforms, is practical application. To successfully use these methods and techniques in a high stress, potentially life or death situation, you need to be familiar and comfortable with any position you may end up in during a fight. If you have to spend time to think about what your next move is, or what you have to do to prevent your attacker from gaining the upper hand, that's time and energy wasted, prolonging the altercation, and draining the much needed strength you'll need to subdue the attacker. Each and every second that you devote to planning what comes next only serves to quickly bring on muscle fatigue, making it far more likely you won't come out the victor.
Sorry. We're a gun culture. Kids today would rather shoot you than fight you. Unfortunately our laws make it easy for them to do the former.
I lost it at Rad Chad Masters
I love this story so much.
GReat story! Loved every second of it!!!!!!!! Psychologically!!!!!!!!!
this is one of my favorites
Best story yet!
Very well rounded act. I’ll check this guy out some more.
That ending... A FUCKING KING!
This has to b among the funniest sets I've heard n a long time. Dude is brilliant. Great story. Made my day. 👍🤜🤛🤙💯✌
The young man is brilliant. I KNEW it. Even his name is cool: Chris Garcia. You go, boy! 💪
This guy is a boss💯
awesome, very solid and quite unique performance.
comforting to know my 5' nothing ass might win a match based only on fury. I'm a lefty too!
Then you must have a solid left hook
That was awesome, Cuban Missile Crisis
The end. Excellent.
Killed em with those nut punches 😂
Homegirl sitting in the back row is 🔥🔥🔥🔥!
jrakata jrakata jrakata
This was a movie!!! I loved this movie/joke...!!!
What a fucking legend
I love this guy
best ending ever
Good motivation printing the photo
Brilliant
Great story
like-able guy, hope he grows out of it
This guy is a fucking legend. Like, itr read good enough that he won back the girl and all. Then he just fucking destroyed her. Absolute legend
Thats how you do it mannnn! Good shit
Awesome story
Cubans love boxing! Its very true, speaking as a cuban woman
What a fucking power move
No chanx mang
His dad gave him the same advice Will gave Ashley on Fresh Prince 😂
Good for you Chris
Fuck yea! You sir are a good man
Great boxing moniker.
Much props man up!
🤣
Way better than the last five minutes in this series. “Cou[horsinArond]gh” 😝
Awesome
5:47
"Finally, some fucking boxing in here!"
Yooooo Chris. This is sick dude
Why so many thumbs down I literally hit the thumbs up as soon as he won. Lolol
Bruhhhhh my dude didn't just drop the juggalo card!!!
The ending of the fight reminds me so much of punch out specifically king hippo.
Senior Miyagi
😂😂😂😂
The comics haven’t gotten worse at all this season
the comics are great i miss ari
Amshu Chitrakar me too
I thought this was pretty funny
only bad or average thing about this was the physical comedy
How can we see this fighttt
Dan Cummins needs to make another appearance on this show
My man!
It doesn't get better than that
Hell yeah my dude
He only had to cheapshot him all fight!
Classic buddy, fo real
that was beautiful
What's the name of the Persian Common?
Got to say...... I was "hooked"
Left or right...
Ghost - 47 right?
I was hoping he would dump her 😂
4:25-4:33 😂😂
Gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just clapped at the end of this story as if I was there.
Sounds like he spent two weeks unnecessarily risking bed bugs
That 6 foot guy must have been traumatized.
I have the same shirt
I took her home
I showed her what "The Cuban Missile Crisis was all about
And then I broke up with her
Can someone who speaks Spanish translate his dad teaching him how to fight? I know there were some body parts or something in there.
wickkidda paraphrasing he said hit him in the guts and body and when he tells him he's 6' he said you're gonna lose do some witchcraft or the cross thing.
haha alright, but if anyone knows how to write it in spanish that would be cool, i think it would be funny to be able to do an impression of
He says hit him in the kidneys, in the face
k just have to figure out the spanish now
wickkidda just do it in Google translate lol
Christ those intros
7:23
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nice end game tho
That is a great story
Awesome!!
This was great lol
"...I won her back, and then I broke up with her" my duuuude 👑king
Gangsta shit
Lol, no that's childish shit a bitch would do.
@@williambrandondavis6897 did you miss the part where she was planning on leaving him for another dude?
@@theguyfr136 No, I did not. If a woman wants to leave a real man only needs to say one thing, goodbye.
Children and bitches let their emotions get the better of them and act like fools.
@@theguyfr136 Real men do not have time to waste on petty ass shit like that.
Mexicans got on boots
messicans got on boots
CECE
YOU SOLD MY KNIFE?!?
I love this to much
Mexicans on boots. *pause* Cici.
An out of work juggalo....so a juggalo?
When I heard him say it, I bolted for the comments to see if anyone else thought this
Lmao so fkd up
Elijah Yates same here dude.
No Juggalo is without a job they work for them self's scratching their nuts
So when are you gonna be on "This is not Happening?" Lol
"Have fun with his bed bugs and paying for his rent"
This is literally my cousin DJ
This was hilarious and kinda heartwarming
Ha! The Cuban Dad impression.i feel it in my soul.
That was great! Told hilariously and not a depressing, twisted story. it almost wholesome in a way lol
I agree, it leaves you with a feeling that you rarely get from these stories
Hakata hakata boom boom boom!
shadowxlr 😂😁😄...💯 for you on correct spelling
Awww~ thank you!
shadowxlr 😀
My favorite part, not gonna lie.
Wise words from Señior Miyagi
“I won her back and then I broke up with her” 😂😂😂
Your eyes are the same colour as my toilet babe
@@viltsunr1474 smooth
"Out of work Juggalo" was the best one!
He should have followed it up with, "Or in other words, a Juggalo." I was totally expecting it and was shocked he didn't go for it, hahah.
No Juggalo is without a job they work for them self's scratching their nuts
Haa!
A true David and Goliath tale.....
Why isn't this guy more popular?
Jack-offs made Bill Burr more popular, thinking his ass was tougher.
Jaystings bill burr is the shit
"out of work juggalo"
see also: "juggalo"
This story was the best XD "I showed her what the Cuban missile crisis was all about"
"Rad Chad Masters"
Little Mac fighting comes to mind!
7:00 The phone call with his dad😂😂😂😂
I've never met a juggalo with a job...has anyone?
Lmaooooooo
Lmfao! You win best comment for me today
Smh if a Gigolo is active, then they're working. And if they're working then they have a job. Its called sex work.