Honestly, I've played and finished this game, and its really underwhelming. The mini games are super repetitive and the hilarity of the characters wears off fast.
No cuz you can put dead child baggage in a blender and take it on the plane in your hand luggage (as long as it's less than 100 ml, of so put it in multiple bottles)
This game just makes me wonder who this game was targeted for. Most women who watch the bachelor are in their 30's and I can't see this appealing to most 30 year old women lol
Umi_Emi Comes from the Soap Opera and romantic novel culture. I admire it, but this extreme genre has been around forever, far before video games. XD I love it because it's so over the top. Although, you're right in wondering just why the heck this stuff is around and for who?
***** yeah! it happens sometimes when a video /just/ uploads. same reason why the number of viewers is so low. usually happens with big channels, probably because there's so many viewers.
And Suzy is just continuously underwhelmed and pushed aside by Arin, Danny, Marliplier, Ross, Barry and Kevin for the love and marriage of Ninja Brian.
19:57 That sounds like some kind of ultra-violent, dystopian TV show where the "bachelor" character has to decide if they want to date the contestant or violently murder them on national television. They could call it "Date _or_ Eliminate" or "ElimiDate!" or something like that. Should I... Should I go ahead and copyright that?
Next episode, on The Bachelor: Gensokyo... Which shrine maiden will win Mr. Sexbang's heart? Will the Hakurei Border be able to keep Ninja Brian out long enough for us to finish recording these? Find out, nex-HEEAAAUGH
18:42 lolol idk why but when the camera turned I mistaken the pillar for another person and thought it might've been the guys son which made my dumbass ass laugh
+Jedi Joseph No, what I said would be correct. Take away the Dan and substitute the 'Me' and 'I'. "Me have a shit ton in common, especially our hair.' Or: "I have a shit ton in common, especially our hair."
+Ethan Aldrete Dan and I would make no sense but whatever school taught you it did I guess should learn how to speak English now don't respond to this ever. Toodles.
Damn, Arin is so good at collecting hexagons. Suzy is a pretty lucky lady
+Robert George penis
+SPAKELDORF nuclear device
HITMAN. exe toaster
SPAKELDORF microwave
blacks
I never found Arin very attractive, but then I saw how many hexagons he can collect. Now I want to marry him
That's how he got Suzy.
Ikr
What? I've always thought Arin is so cute
+Asia Skye I think he's hilarious and that's why I find him attractive x)
I like everything about this
now THIS is a game they should finish during the Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour
yeah for real someone should remind them about it i dont think comments on old videos mean anything probably would be better to @ them or something
Honestly, I've played and finished this game, and its really underwhelming. The mini games are super repetitive and the hilarity of the characters wears off fast.
@@suchnothing still could be worth seeing them come back to it though. Even if it ends up being underwhelming
Yeah like honestly i want to see more of this game
"I could really go for some fried chicken right now" "Arin focus" this cracked me up😂
DantheMan i came back to this video just to hear that again lmao
4:33
DantheMan me too reminds me of me
people always ask how arin has been with suzy so long.
isn't it obvious??
his hexagon collecting skills
Wait, Dan said he didn't want any "living child baggage." Is *dead* children baggage okay?
Geez I thought the exact same thing. More creeped out by Danny now for certain.
+BeakerInShortShorts I think Danny meant that he wasn't looking for someone with children whom to take care of; hence, the baggage metaphor.
dead children doesn't count as baggage anymore, so yes.
+Mina the Bina the answer is yes as long as we can eat them.
No cuz you can put dead child baggage in a blender and take it on the plane in your hand luggage (as long as it's less than 100 ml, of so put it in multiple bottles)
"I like that by the way."
"What, big hipped males?"
"noOO..."
*softly mumbles* "I like hips on a girl.." 😂😂
SailToTheEdge Those hips don't lie
SailToTheEdge Tmw you have them and you're internally screaming
i like big-hipped males
The best thing to ever come out of the bachelor: Two of the women from the Australian version of the bachelor started dating after the show was over.
Abitofadecline same thing happened in the Vietnamese version I think
That's the best thing I've heard all day. Thank you for making me happy
😂😂 that's funny
lmao, who?
YES
And they never played again.
This is the top comment and has almost no likes, how
It's snurph or nothin
it's snurph or snuphin
and we never saw the ending ever THE END
+Papyrus oh hello papyrus cx
zerowastaken Wowie! someone actually noticed me :D
ThePikachuvirus
no, you gotta put a little more MEANING into i like this Nyeh Heh Heh!
*****
i am not cancer! YOU ARE A GHOST
*****
oh... i drank blaeeech once, it did nothing, im a skeleton
This game just makes me wonder who this game was targeted for. Most women who watch the bachelor are in their 30's and I can't see this appealing to most 30 year old women lol
+Kerri Blais LOL I'm thinking the same thing x) Well...I guess the makers just wanted to throw in a "whatever" game just to make at least some profit.
Hi hotties ;)
You don't happen to know someone named Nathan, Jaiden, or Alex do you?
Kerri Blais 1
TheCookieJarGaming I know multiple Alex's? Lol
Guys it's been two years. Please come back to this.
Guys, it's been years and 2 days
Haley Elkins guys it's been 4 years and 3 days
it has been 4 years and 8 days.
It has been 4 years and 10 days.
"2 years ago" oh how times fly...
AHEMM YOU NEVER "PICKED THIS UP AT ANOTHER TIME" im offended
I knew Arin was hot, but when he collected those hexagons, it just sealed the DEAL!
Danny hugging a giant Pikachu must be the cutest fucking thing in the universe
TheMCzorro Don't forget that sweet, gross neckbeard.
TheMCzorro definitely
TheMCzorro What about his dad?
WHAT ABOUT KEVIN
SadiePON What about all of this together?
TheMCzorro *sHRIEkS&*
This is the first game grumps video I watched and when they named her snurph I lost it.
Watch every single Zelda they do, you won't be upset 🤣🤣
I need more Game Grumps playing The Bachelor in my life.
Arin: MY HEXAGONS ARE GONE!
Me: one could say they're... hexagone.
HE STOLE MY JOKE >:C
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
Who is this game targeted at? Hopeless romantics? Lonely older ladies? I question the video game industry more than ever now....
Umi_Emi Comes from the Soap Opera and romantic novel culture. I admire it, but this extreme genre has been around forever, far before video games. XD I love it because it's so over the top.
Although, you're right in wondering just why the heck this stuff is around and for who?
Monique is eliminated. If she wishes to come back, she'll have to fight Ashley to the death in gladiatorial combat.
TheSecondBeef Not sure what I did to deserve that.
You were born...
eddy d By that logic everyone who has ever been born, deserves a fuck you...So...FUCK YOU, AND FUCK ME AND FUCK EVERYONE!
Kaalcite You did nothing wrong mate. There are people like these who are just antisocial
TheloyalArcanine Yeah, I know.
this was uploaded a minute ago so the thumbnail hadn't even properly loaded but i could assume the quality of the game by the title
***** yeah! it happens sometimes when a video /just/ uploads. same reason why the number of viewers is so low. usually happens with big channels, probably because there's so many viewers.
Totty Catnip somehow i knew it'd be a wii game when i read the title. it seems like game show video games are always either for the wii or the nes.
Not No One
oh yeah totally. so many people took advantage of the wii as a way to produce their hell spawn
Totty Catnip Huh.. So that's what that was.
Not No One This exist on the DS too, and ThatOneVideoGamer habe 100% it...
Wouldn't it be amazing if, at the end of this, Helena from DOA shows up and the Bachelor picks her instead?!
Hmm, let's see.... Could you let me think about it?
CJ Skittlez Yeah, or the The Witcher guy, and they have cowboy gay sex on-screen.
Stitchy while on a sexy unicorn
GlassMufasa firstly, lol... second, is ur profile pic Norb from angry beavers?
slendy9600 Why, yes. Yes it is.
Dan sounds like the most supportive weight loss trainer. "one more that's all you need just relax."
I think as a community we deserve closure. We must know whether or not Snurph got to have her disgusting ball-slapping love with Jason! We must know!
This is the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life
You're kiding right?
+professor de portuga do YT not one bit
You have CLEARLY never seen the video game adaptation of "Cory in the House."
Seriously guys, go check out that music video at the end of this video. It is incredible!
But I've already seen it before they uploaded this video. D:
It was great. :D
What music video?
Alex Smestad Hi Alex!
Raymond McGovern Hey Ray!
Aww, I wish they would continue this. I must see the ongoing love story of Snurph and Jason! But no, seriously, this episode was fucking hilarious.
98% of the time the contestants on the bachelor are drinking cocktails; the other 2% they're crying.
WHY DOES THIS GAME EXIST
for Dan and Arin to make fun of.
+Sylvia Sylveon Why Not.
Why doesn't it exist
+Dmx Ninjz Plot twist
WHAT IS THIS!?
I loved Danny's quick How to Catch a Predator joke at 3:20
Danny started to sing Holy Diver, that makes me happy
\m/
And somewhere, Dio is happy too.
When did he sing that?
Nichole DeCastro 21:13
Heh.
aughhh, danny is so fucking cute in the after end slate bit!!
He always is, isn't he? Haha.
I never wanted to be a Pokémon plushie more than I do right now 😊
THEY LATER CAUGHT ON FIRE
"I could really go for some fried chicken right now" "Arin focus!"
Arin at his wedding.
Wouldn't it have been great if danny and arin were competing for the bachelor
NightBlade And the bachelor was Barry? yes that be hot
No the bachelor should be Ninja Brian, and whoever wins get to live. Also Ninja Brian gives a sweet beej and #buttsex.
NightBlade The bachelor should be Kevin.
And Suzy is just continuously underwhelmed and pushed aside by Arin, Danny, Marliplier, Ross, Barry and Kevin for the love and marriage of Ninja Brian.
The bachelor would be Markiplier
Wasn't prepared for Dan hugging a giant Pikachu plush, I think my heart just exploded.
Why does the Wii have so many bad games...
***** The only good Wii game I can think of is Twilight Princess.
Cyber-Funk And all the fire emblem games!
What about Smash bros Brawl and galaxy 1&2 ?
***** I think what you meant to ask was why does the Wii have so many GOOD games
Cyber-Funk So absolutely no other first-party games come to mind?
i like how he said he looks like the lead singer of goo goo dolls because i immediately thought of:"AND I DONT WANT THE WOOOORLD TO SEE ME"
Now that the Grumps are in quarantine, they should pick this up again like they agreed they would!!
Arin turned into Lumpy Space Princess?
Have you never heard Danny and Arin's teenage hoes before...?
I love the woman's rose part, at 19:38
That hexagon game didn't seem that bad, actually. If it had a little more variety added in, it could be an app game.
Snurph's name is spelled with a ph, but after she finishes med school, she'll earn the d.
snurdph
I think once she's won the gameshow she'll get the D *WINK WINK*
4:59 The way Arin said fuck made me burst out into laughter xD
That hexagon game was.... actually interesting. I've never seen that before. Also: sleeping Pikachu plush is the cutest!
Why did I feel like this would be a game grumps vs. before i clicked the video...?
Not No One Should be
You're not alone in that thought.
Not No One You've could have look at it wrong.
I know nothing about the Bachelor so I can only assume men win a wife based on who's best at awful mini games?
shawesum
...Yes.
Nonononono. The Bachelor is where a bunch of women try to win a man at a bunch of awful mini-games. Totally different from what you're talking about.
shawesum They can take money if they don't want the guy.
I wish Dan would hold me like he holds that Pikachu lol n_n
19:57
That sounds like some kind of ultra-violent, dystopian TV show where the "bachelor" character has to decide if they want to date the contestant or violently murder them on national television. They could call it "Date _or_ Eliminate" or "ElimiDate!" or something like that.
Should I... Should I go ahead and copyright that?
Oh shit please tell me it's Danny playing. And I can be one of the bachelorettes. And I can win.
It's Danny playing and you can be one of the bachelorettes and you can win.
TheSecondBeef Fuck you, Danny's hair is magnificent
Next episode, on The Bachelor: Gensokyo...
Which shrine maiden will win Mr. Sexbang's heart?
Will the Hakurei Border be able to keep Ninja Brian out long enough for us to finish recording these?
Find out, nex-HEEAAAUGH
Absinthe Crystalline We all get a pice of danny:)
Ninja Brian will 'probably' kill you if you even came close to winning.
7:22
Arin: "Oh I get it I get it I get it I get it I get it"
Game: "You got it!"
“We’ll pick this up next time”
*Posted five years ago*
"we'll come back to this at a later date" i don't think theyre going to come back to this at a later date
“Can’t we pick this up at another time?”
5 years later
I heard Markimoo's phone. Also what's the name of the song, i'm currently on my phone so i can't click the annotation to go to it.
***** It's called The Hit by TWRP
Darud-*Is stabbed in the neck*
I was watching this while eating cereal, and nearly choked to death laughing at the "bachelor with his little bit of dick poking out" part.
Worth it.
I always watch game grumps just to hear Arin either do silly voiceovers or rage in madness and Danny laughing so hard over Arin's misery. xD
its been about 3 years now. Did Snurph get the ending she deserved?
Dannys neckbeard is super hot tho
"I could really go for some fried chicken right now"
"Arin, focus."
"What? I'm sorry."
*Blank Zelda stare*
"Mmm...Snurph.."
4:59 Best moment. Arin's voice is just... Pure bliss.
"Stay low, and let it come to you." Top-tier life advice
18:42 lolol idk why but when the camera turned I mistaken the pillar for another person and thought it might've been the guys son which made my dumbass ass laugh
I've only seen a couple episodes of The Bachelor, and I gotta say, the yelling and "bitching" Arin and Dan made the girls say, sums up the show! xD
The people of this game look like the people from Ice Age.
Oh dear god... I don't know why, but at @4:06, when Arin said "uncultered swine" I nearly choked on my own laughter! XD
They'll continue this any time now... any time...
Arin: Do we want a brief overview of the game?
Dan: ʸᵉˢ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ
3:55 "not looking for any living child baggage" I'm seriously laughing way too hard at that
I'm still hoping they pick this back up. So much potential to be a great series.
-it's been nearly 4 years please guys-
At 16:27 I legitimately thought Dan was making a Kitty Love reference until I remembered that this video is from 2015
I love how focused Aron is when he is guessing the pictures!!
I'm sad this never got a second episode
That hexagon game actually looks kind of fun. Probably would make a good Mario Party game.
Arin getting distracted by fried chicken will never get old.
As soon as Erin said the guy looked like the lead singer in googoo dolls (0:53) I immediately looked it up and, wtf?!?!?! It totally does.
then the bachelor dies and Brendon urie shows up out of nowhere and shouts "THE DEATH OF A BACHELORRR"
OOOOOOO HOW COULD I ASK FOR MORE!
glad to see another p!atd fan ^.^
+SingingFan3 your welcome :3
Phoebe Jenkins hey now don't threaten me with a good time ;)
+SingingFan3 xD
I fucking lost it when everyone else’s cursor slowly appeared during the feather mini game
That hexagon game looks like the groundwork for a potentially interesting little flash game.
Imagine a show called "married as fuck" about a couple with ZERO fuckin hiccups and just wholesomeness
And it’s gay
@@TajFaerie weird specification but ok
They went from calling Jason’s kids gross to making Dream Daddy. Growth!
5:06
"Didnt you know this game was rigged from the start?"
*GUNSHOT*
i had clicked the next tab when i thought the video ended but then SUDDENLY DANNY and i RUSHED BACK IMMEDIATELY. wtf dan's so cute
I have a scar on my boob GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT ARIN?! lol
dont stare it rude
noice pfp
Guys it’s been 4 years. Come back to this
Awesome episode guys! :) The song that Danny did with TWRP is kick ass!!! and the rift at 2:42 is amazing :) you never disappoint GameGrumps
Also, he seems so gentle and like such a kind soul kind of fellow
Why did this not become a series? Why?
What if someone was looking the song "the bachelor" and this shows up😂😂😂
Their life will be changed
AlexTheGamer97 true
Best 'That side of TH-cam' ever.
man I wish I could do a song with Dan. He has an amazing voice
The minigame around 15:30 has background music that has to be inspired by Ice Cube's "It Was A Good Day."
dan said "check out this sweet neckbeard" as if i wasn't already staring..
that jawline though
I just realized Dan and me have a shit ton in common especially our hair.
Ummm, I think you mean Dan and I. :p
Actually Dan and me would be correct and Dan and I would be wrong.
+Jedi Joseph No, what I said would be correct. Take away the Dan and substitute the 'Me' and 'I'.
"Me have a shit ton in common, especially our hair.'
Or: "I have a shit ton in common, especially our hair."
Keeping the 'Me' would be incorrect and make no sense. While 'I' makes sense and correct. We aren't pirates :p.
+Ethan Aldrete Dan and I would make no sense but whatever school taught you it did I guess should learn how to speak English now don't respond to this ever. Toodles.
When are you guys gonna finish this?
Never
"next time on game grumps" 5/14/2015 to 6/25/2016- when will we receive another...............
You guys, this video helped me get over getting rejected. You helped me so much through this hard time, I just wanted to say thanks 😊
We have been waiting... FOR FIVE YEARS!!!