@@Spider10v hey 👋 there dude how are you doing this morning I’m just woundering ok 👌🏾 Dude lol 😂 what would you do if that creepy. Kid named dill trying to brake I to your college room I’m just woundering ok Dude I would called the cops 👮♀️ on that creepy dude trying to brake in into my room ok Dude lol 😂
Bro my names Dale and I'm fuckin laughing my ass off reading this comment section, straight paused the video on my ps4 to read the comments on my phone 💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭
Why are people constantly hating on eating greasy ass food with spoons or forks? This is why i never let normal assholes touch my guns, ya probably eat KFC wings and then touch your keyboard without washing your hands! Even most Tweakers i met have less greasy and slimy hands than ya'll! it probably got all transfered to their hair though, but atleast they don't use it to grab things man...
Guys, I didn't think this needed to be said, but don't EVER EVER EVER drink a mystery substance handed to you by a creepy stranger at a party. Nothing good can come of that.
Preach. This can't be emphasized too much. To be fair, the person in the story did seem to be suspicious of the drink and mentioned expecting the guy to leave, maybe so to pour it away, but the offerer just stayed there and the atmosphere was intimidating already, so he probably felt pressured to drink it. Of course it would have been wiser to handle it in another way like casually wandering off with the drink or just pretending to sip it without actually opening your mouth, but people seldom act rationally in stressful situations unless they're specificly prepared with a plan. Good thing he seemed to survive without greater injuries, although it doesn't lessen his trauma about the case.
@@gameproadvancesp148 Thats called when there trying to look at smth else behind you and then you look at them and now you realize they wernt looking at you XD
@@iamKizo_ I swear I remember a classmate not even moving their eyes at all and asking why I’m staring at them. I mean I’m almost sure I would’ve noticed a slight movement in their pupils. That wasn’t the only person who did it, but this same classmate one time was asked a question by a friend of mine, and just stared with his mouth half opened before walking around him and getting a paper a minute later off the stack my friend asked about where to find. Very strange people at that school, glad I don’t go there anymore.
I was thinking the same. Like wow, what would that dude think if he met me? 🤔 I have severe social anxiety, autistic traits and avoidant personality disorder, so I'm pretty sure I would be way more socially inept than that Dale guy. Minus the creepiness 😀
1) Dale, obviously. 2) Dale was in the woods, he likes making people uncomfortable. 3) Dale found a dodgy frat to "make friends" 4) Dale is all grown up. SOLVED
My husband's mother makes Yo Mama jokes to him as her favourite method of trolling him.😂 G_d bless her, she's amazing. So glad I didn't get a mean one, just a glorious weirdo.🙏
Put it in sleep mode. I do that when I am going away from it for a while (couple of hour's) but don't want to start it back up again cause I was doing something.
I think dale was trying to keep him in the dorm with him. I'm only saying this cause how else would you explain missing things and dale knowing bout his roommate leaving so therefore I'm thinking that dale just wanted the main character to stay
This was my first ever Mr.Nightmare video... and since then, your content has been consistently top quality and you've got me absolutely hooked to this whole genre of storytelling. Thank you!
Bro i spent like 20 minutes of my life just reading dale roasts the internet brutal af lmao
yeah.
Me too
Most of those roasts were old, worn out jokes that have been shared a million times and remain completely overused. Just like Dale's mom.
@@DefinitelyNotAnOsprey ggcmc gc ml GH lg Lg
Gu
Char said n hhmhdgy
LOL
Dales the type of guy that reminds his teacher about homework even when he didn’t do it
Someone in my class would do that
@@shelbymcdonald793 Legit thought you wrote "closet" instead of class.
evidence that chicks aren’t funny
@@sturrrdy sexist misogynist
Ozirus basement dwelling crybaby ;)
Lmao all these comments are about dale 😂
Including u
What's up with that? I mean seriously😂
You just commented about Dale, technically
Miranda Mckiernan ikr haha
Dale a bitch nigga
Dale is the type of guy to keep his eyes closed on a blind date.
Genius! 😂
💀.
“Dale is the type of guy that sleeps on his bed sitting up”
That’s low key smart 😂
😹
Dale is that type of guy to wake you up n tell you he’s going to bed
What an idiot 😂😂😂
hahahhaha
Oh my word 😮
The audios we listen to during corona virus lol
Shaquila Ball
Mkay. Sure you will.
Dale is the type of person that opens a glass door to see who’s knocking
This is legendary
Omg- lol
Lol🤣
@GRAPHENE IS IN THE MASKS, SWABS and PCR TESTS!!! jesus christ go away and enjoy the scare your killing the vibe...
Why does it sound so legit though?
Legend has it Dale still hasn’t found his toothbrush
CONGRATULATIONS YOU MADE ME LAUGH AND STILL LAUGHING
Great
lol
😂😂😂☠️
Legend has it Dale woke up late and was late to class because he couldn’t find his toothbrush
Dale is the kind of guy to stare at a juice bottle because it says “concentrate”.
this ones the best lmfao
yep, this one is it
that's hilarious!!! I'll have to use that sometime.
@@lollypop3718 juice bottle: I murdered your dad..
Brilliant.
Dale is the type of guy to start swiping when you show him a picture on your phone
Omg noo
Lol
He finds all your waifu pics 😖
@@AnimeFrrTehWin them proceeds to call them trash XD
@@enjoyphoenix7991 😮 Id have to hurt him for that
“I hear the sound of a zipper.”
Law and Order: Special Victims Unit.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
BU dun
xD
DUN DUN
Honestly thought dale's put him in a body bag🤣
Dale's the type of person who would lick his finger before turning the page on a kindle
Moonbeam274 this one got me 😂😂
Wtf lol
Wtf 🤣🤣🤣best comment
Moonbeam274 🔥🔥🔥😂
😁
Dale is the type of guy to try and fix breaking news.
breaking news turns into w o r k i n g n e w s
😂
Nice one
Dale's the type of person who calls his friend to tell them that they left their phone
Lol 😂
LMAOOO. It took me a second to get it
Maede ma havce a sruock
ive done that
**cough** **cough** me **cough**
Dale is the type of guy to unlock the door when the criminal asks him to open up
😂
@@Spider10v hey 👋 there dude how are you doing this morning I’m just woundering ok 👌🏾
Dude lol 😂 what would you do if that creepy.
Kid named dill trying to brake I to your college room I’m just woundering ok
Dude I would called the cops 👮♀️ on that creepy dude trying to brake in into my room ok
Dude lol 😂
@@dpflack1744 are you ok there dude lol
I hope you're doing fine dude lol
He would be the criminal outside
@@dpflack1744 what
Dale the type of guy to say 'Bless you' after a fart
Seo 😂😂
😂🤣🤣😂
That’s what I do xD
😂😂😂😂😆😭
Ewwww why are people laughing
Dale is the type of guy to keep everyone talking about him instead of the other 3 stories.
So true
Fr literally all dale comments 😂
🤣😆😆
Exactly!
@@DavidN16792all the Dale comments are so funny though😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dale is the type of guy to get roasted by 5,000 people in a TH-cam comment section
Agreeeed
19 thou lmaooo
The Second Story had croncy leaves
He probably is
@Marty Coleman 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine getting released from prison to find that there’s a whole YT comment section dedicated to you
Dude idk whether I would be embarrassed or proud
Bro my names Dale and I'm fuckin laughing my ass off reading this comment section, straight paused the video on my ps4 to read the comments on my phone 💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭
@@pog4129 that sounds so awesome. Shit Id be on the floor crying with laughter
@M.K.D.S dale paused the video for embarrassment
@@pog4129 Ahhh😂😂😂😂
The first one cracked me up when he was sitting in the dirt and rubbing bark
Same, tbh.
Rubbing wood ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@Magical_Trash B3g0n3 Th07
Danica Eggleston he thought the tree was sexy 😂
Dale is saled fingers in disguise
Dale is the type of dude to talk about his feelings when the robber says to open up
yesss
Beautiful 😂
Police
@@thecomedypilot5894 ?
"I woke up in a middle of the night to a sound of a zipper"
*LOUDEST SOUND OF A ZIPPER IN THE UNIVERSE*
@GuyWithChainsaw... “It sounds more so as a relevant as a fart sound!” 🤣👏🏽
Or soemone wakes up easily idk
i thought zip sound was of dale pants
That zipper noise scared the hell out of me too
@@animeuniverse5586 Stepdale, what are you doing?
everyone in the comments: “dale is the type of person...”
me: smashes like button*
Lol samee😂😂😂🤷♀️
Fax
There was 666 likes so I made it 667, your welcome
Karter Burke
1000th like!
You ment cardi b
He protecc
He attac
But most of all dale want his roommate bacc
More like his toothbrush bac
Omg I’m weak 😂
Hahahahahahaahah
ThePrince Karma 😂😂😂😂😂
@@rockmusic956 you should have commented that bro l
Dale is the type of guy that puts his mouth on the drinking fountain
for real tho
i saw a clip about this on an episode of parks and recs. Shit was hilarious!
Ugh
Nasty🐝
I love sucking the crust off a water fountain
dale is the type of guy who says “i hated my meal” to the waitress after finishing the whole thing
Good one
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@Juve ever heard of a joke?
HAHAHAHAH
Your so right
Dale is the type of guy that will say "you too" after the waiter tells him to enjoy his food
And mean it
@@jeretdc9723 lol
ive done that 🙁
I’ve accidentally done that before 🤣
😭😭😭😭😭
Dale the type of guy to eat popcorn with a spoon
Or put ranch on pizza.
Or put milk before cereal.
Or eat French fries with a fork
Why are people constantly hating on eating greasy ass food with spoons or forks? This is why i never let normal assholes touch my guns, ya probably eat KFC wings and then touch your keyboard without washing your hands! Even most Tweakers i met have less greasy and slimy hands than ya'll! it probably got all transfered to their hair though, but atleast they don't use it to grab things man...
*slowly puts away spoon*
The FLYING Figurine is that bad
Dale is the type of guy to sit behind a TV during a movie to see the behind the scenes.
This is gold☠️😭
Underrated 😂
I love this one
ffs bru 💀💀
Lmaoo 😂😂😂
*Dale Is The Type Of Guy Who Spills A Drink And Tries To Put It Back In The Cup*
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
This made my day! Thx
L
Hey there and good evening bud lol.😂 did you watch the ball drop yesterday night I'm just wondering ok Bud lol.
@Weeaboo Annihilator hey there did you watch the ball drop yesterday night I'm just wondering ok bud lol.😂
You know what makes these stories scarier?
When it's a intense part of a story and a loud ass ad pops up out of nowhere
It's the fridging WORST! I HATE it sooooo much! Gosh... ( Is the cat you have as picture yours?) ((Sorry for my english...:0))
Lmao
Lolololol xD
@@firelie9478 yes he smine lol
@@bluedragon4327 Ur cat is so cute
Dale the type of dude to put a blanket over his PS4 when it’s on rest mode
Lila Strickland lol wanna add me on Xbox my names DabProNick12
-DabProNick-
Mines pornodyde66
@Milan Milanovic surely they didn’t allow that name😂
Dale the weird kid has a detective roomate
Underrated comment alert
Guys, I didn't think this needed to be said, but don't EVER EVER EVER drink a mystery substance handed to you by a creepy stranger at a party. Nothing good can come of that.
Preach. This can't be emphasized too much. To be fair, the person in the story did seem to be suspicious of the drink and mentioned expecting the guy to leave, maybe so to pour it away, but the offerer just stayed there and the atmosphere was intimidating already, so he probably felt pressured to drink it. Of course it would have been wiser to handle it in another way like casually wandering off with the drink or just pretending to sip it without actually opening your mouth, but people seldom act rationally in stressful situations unless they're specificly prepared with a plan. Good thing he seemed to survive without greater injuries, although it doesn't lessen his trauma about the case.
Dale is the type of guy to put a ruler under his pillow to see how long he slept.
This was the most funny one LOL XD LMAO
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE LIKES THIS IS THE BEST!!!!
@Cucumber agreed
Lmaooo that was pretty good
XD
Dale’s the type of person that tries to drown a fish.
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
OMg ItS AbRAhAm LInCon
@Weeaboo Annihilator Ronald Reagan
Hi Abe
Shouldn't you be winning a war?
dale is the type of guy to hop over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Devil Serpent maybe dale just want to go over there so he can rub his tree
Apex Demon this is the best comment so far
The best comment I have read on this page.... 😂😂
You got that from yo mama
@@carzongamez8960 it's actually my joke buddy.
Dale is the type of guy who would drop the soap in jail intentionally and say “I’ll get it!” Emphatically
🤣🤣🤣
Dale protecc
Dale attac
But most of all
Dale just want his toothbrush bacc
I love that
Just
🤣🤣😂
👏
Just Peachy Chiara 😎
Dale is the kind of guy that lays on his TV and watches his bed
Underrated
Omg I love this 🤣
This is the best one 😂😂
OMG LMAOO---
Sounds like your right lol
I love how everyone is just roasting the crap outta Dale 😂
Edit: y'all go look at the flat Earther in this thread lol
Most of them trying to lol
Same lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He nice (it is funny though)
I made it 666 likes
666 likes
Dale’s the type of guy who turns his phone in to the Police to charge it.
🤣
I'm dead
I don’t fully get the joke
@@thevarietykid686 basically police charge you for something wrong you do, when they say charge they mean like give u a warrant or ticket
@@thevarietykid686So essentially give his phone a ticket or a warrant, I know it’s silly 😂
Dale is the kind of guy that if you caught him staring at you, he will still continue to stare.
When I catch someone staring at me and they continue to stare, I stare back at them and then they end up telling me I’m weird for staring at them
That was shit
@@gameproadvancesp148 bruh
@@gameproadvancesp148 Thats called when there trying to look at smth else behind you and then you look at them and now you realize they wernt looking at you XD
@@iamKizo_ I swear I remember a classmate not even moving their eyes at all and asking why I’m staring at them. I mean I’m almost sure I would’ve noticed a slight movement in their pupils. That wasn’t the only person who did it, but this same classmate one time was asked a question by a friend of mine, and just stared with his mouth half opened before walking around him and getting a paper a minute later off the stack my friend asked about where to find. Very strange people at that school, glad I don’t go there anymore.
Dale the type of dude to put chips in the freezer
AJ Bolt I do that sometimes so they don’t get “stale” 😂😂😂
@@FiezleMCSG lol sometimes I wonder if it's socially acceptable to place certain groceries in the freezer..
AJ Bolt my friend puts chips in the fridge 🤣
I did that everytime i bought chips. Isnt it nicer if the chips is cold lol?
chip fries or chips crisps
Dale is the type of person who wouldn't make a 'Dale is the type of person' comment.
Oh hey dale
GaSp
You just roasted the whole comment section
@Judeinator9001 Awesomeness,
*Me:* 🤔 Hmm, I wonder why?
*Dale:* 🤭😢🤬 "Cuz I’m de type psycho to, get easily offended when roasted in comments!”
Dale is the type of guy who would fail a personality test.
😂
DUUUUDE ☠️☠️☠️
So underrated
50% of comments of flaming dale
Lol true
More like 99.9%
*thinks of Dale as one mega creepy dude*
*reads comments*
"Dale is a joke" 😂
FACTS BRO
@@leigartua6819
Dale is the guy who would eat anchovies
Catalyst • lmao, on bread!!!!
Bro, when he said "I woke up to the sound of a zipper" I thought WTFFFF
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kyle Roycewicz 😂
LMFAOO TRUEEEE
Kyle Roycewicz lmao I just realized that
me too!
Dale is the kind of guy to say "Should I avoid it?" when someone says to watch out there's glass on the floor
Dude: Did u snoo-
Dale: nO
Zara Hill lol
”Neither of them close to attractive.” Savage
Al Ch 😂
They chose to drug a man over them, that should give you an idea lol
Al Ch Haha I thought the same. I was like "Uh, r O o D."
@@franciscolarios6415 lmao😂😂😂
@@robertonocturno4043 SaVAgEee
"The most socially inept person I had ever met"
That person has clearly never met me
so you go through people's laptops and bags too?
IDyce88 yes
@@Hi-uv7nn XD
I was thinking the same. Like wow, what would that dude think if he met me? 🤔 I have severe social anxiety, autistic traits and avoidant personality disorder, so I'm pretty sure I would be way more socially inept than that Dale guy. Minus the creepiness 😀
Isadora Moon I kill dog
Dale’s the type of guy to show everyone his password when it says the option “show password”
Dale sounds like the guy who would dunk Oreos in water
Or pour milk first for cereal
ikr
Caden Waldrop that’s morbid
I’m worse I ENJOY dipping Oreos in orange juice ITS SO GOOD Oreos+OJ is godly
True
Dale is the type of guy to bring 18 people to an 18+ movie
😂😂😂😂😂
Dale is why the virus is still strong in America
Finally something original
@@cherrymenshew8357 AHAHA
COVID19
1) Dale, obviously.
2) Dale was in the woods, he likes making people uncomfortable.
3) Dale found a dodgy frat to "make friends"
4) Dale is all grown up.
SOLVED
XD if Dale was in all these stories he would be in prison
Yeah totally worth it
Dale Craig oh my god
👍👍👍👍👍👍
;
Dale is the type of guy to put a ruler next to his bed to see how long he slept
stolen
Dale's the type of guy who drinks apple juice and pretends it's alcohol
Finally something original
Now I feel personally attacked 😂
Lol
reminds me of a vine
*pretends to take a drag from cigar*
"I am now high"
Nope. That would be my 13 year old self
Dale is the kind of guy who would tell a yo mama joke to his own mom
G-g-grandma?
My husband's mother makes Yo Mama jokes to him as her favourite method of trolling him.😂
G_d bless her, she's amazing. So glad I didn't get a mean one, just a glorious weirdo.🙏
To his sibling*
@@mysterylovescompany2657 o
Lol😂💀
dales the type of person to read the instructions on the shampoo bottle
This comment is underrated
This comment is the best by far 😂
Shampoo bottles have instructions
I do read it, when its a new shampoo I'm using
im dale then, i get distracted so i read it
Dale is the kind of guy that leaves negative reviews with hundreds/thousands of hours played.
😂😂
Middle of the night *zipper*
“Dale what the hell?”
“Sorry”
Dustin Mikan "i thought you had my "electric toothbrush"" ;)
LOL XD
Just when i read this comment the part of the video happened
sans WHAT THE HELL SANS
Lol that funny
Dale is the type of guy to fart in a toilet and flush it.
😂😂😂
Iiiiii-----
Wtf😂
What's with all the ”dale is the type of guy...” comments? 😂😂
I love them, and I have not even really started to listen to the first story.
Theresa Banta-Martin oh wow 😂😂😂😂
Dale is the kind of guy to plant bird seed and try to grow a bird
hickory ham 😂😂😂
yep
LOL
LMAOOO 😂😂😂😂
😂😂🤣🤣 lmfao
I wouldn't even blame these people for roasting Dale LMAO
Dale’s the kind of guy who collects gum he finds on the sidewalk
yum
Lmao
And under college desks
OMG !! That is HILARIOUS!!
Dale is the type of guy to think someone's selling their yard at a yard sale
🤣
lmao
Or their garage at a garage sale
Dale the type of guy to not be invited to a high school party that "everyone" was invited too
Ikr
lmao thats just tough
Dale is the kind of guy to say "love you too" to a friend who said bye
Yea my ex boyfriend dale did that to my friend once
"I must have forgot to lock my laptop." Okay, how the hell did you screw that up?
Put it in sleep mode. I do that when I am going away from it for a while (couple of hour's) but don't want to start it back up again cause I was doing something.
@@speedy01247 no way, the laptop will lock itself once it goes to sleep mode.
Maybe that creepy roommate of his unlocked it ...
Lol
Oof
Dale seems like the type of person who stays up on a Saturday night doing homework just for FUN
Sounds more like simmons
Aspen2005 Peters well and does homework at a party too lol
lol
Isn't a college itself a horror story?
Emergency Exit so is your fucking profile picture
tomahawk224 lol
no it isn't it's a place for you too get education bro
tomahawk224 uh tomahawk your really going to do me like that tomahawk!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Leticia Moscosa yeah mate
dale is a type of guy who doesn't drink water because hes already 70% water
☠️☠️
Dale is that type of guy that sleeps with his shoes.
LOL XDXD
Dale is the type of guy to have a dog feast with me
One time when I was really young and got new shoes for the school year, I was so excited that I slept with my new shoes on!
@@Mavhawk64 that’s just cute-
@@penguinz3438 exactly lol
The scariest college horror story is the debt...that shit haunts me to this day 😱😰
Fila 01 college is a scheme
Fact's a
Lol
Dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The scariest was a frat party with 3 girls. WTF kinda frat was this?
Dale the type of kid in a ps4 party to say “I’ll be back in 10 minutes” and comes back 3 days later
And then asks why they left already
Yo this one is true also my name is dale
Or brings an xbox
Oh shit I'm dale
If youre the type of guy to go to a ps4 "party" you might actually be dale. Stop playing video games and get laid for gods sake.
It's all fun and games until Dale opens this comment section 💀
Comments: 99% Dale, 1% about the other stories
lol
Dale the type of guy to sneeze with his eyes open
Edgar Romero erm. I do that..
@@mybatteryisalmostdead see your name
Liatama Mauga its not an opinion, dumbass
Edgar Romero do you know that you will die if that happens?
Is that even possible? You’d have to blink atleast
Dale is the type of guy who tries to eat soup with a fork
Or a spoon with holes in it
Yeah, but we know only Ysgramor and Chuck Norris can do that. 😝
Lmaooo
There could be potatoes in it
I did that once was pretty fun no cap
Dale is the kind of guy who'll gain muscle by drinking "Strong" coffee.
Errrr...I know I'm gonna get wooshed for this one, but that actually works. Caffeine for pre-workout
Dale is the type of dude to answer to "sorry" with "you're welcome"
I literally do that ironically and sarcastically lol
I do that with my mom cause I feel bad whenever she gets me something.
Dale is the type of guy who will try to talk to you when you’re wearing headphones.
Oh jeez is Dale my parents??
Is Dale literally everyone I know?
A lot of them
Dale is the type of guy to put airbags on his computer for when it crashes
Underrated
Criminally underrated
Underrated
One of the best*dale" one's
Hee hee!!
I think everybody needs a “Dale” in their life, what a great guy.
Dude u have 69 likes I'm sorry I can't like
@@i_love_you_somuch funny number😂
Hopefully is "crossbow" Dale
@@i_love_you_somuch now you can
@@fiveessh now I cannn
Dale the type of guy who puts his sock and shoe on one foot at a time.
lol
Robbie shapiro
I do that...
mcr your memory will carry on Same..
@@dudeno5811 well i do to
The “Dale is the type of guy....” comments have me dying 😂😂
Same lmfao
69th like! Woo
Haha me too, so many burns! 😂
Factssss
Dale is the type of guy who comments about "Dale is the type of guy" comments.
Dale is the kind of guy that looks at a clock and asks what time it is
Dale sounds like the type to microwave iceream
This is the best, Dale's the type of person , comment.
@Ming helps with what, to make dairy soup?
Epicsam iceream? XD bro did you skip english
I tend to do that because I have sensitive front teeth 😂
@@archie598 what do you mean? Can you not read or something🤣😂🤣
i think Dale had a crush on you boy
Palladia He turned Yandere hun 😂
It only gets funnier if you realize they're both boys
I ship it.
I think dale was trying to keep him in the dorm with him. I'm only saying this cause how else would you explain missing things and dale knowing bout his roommate leaving so therefore I'm thinking that dale just wanted the main character to stay
You got a perdy mouth!
Adding to the past fun: Dale is the kind of guy who washes his hands after taking a shower.
That could be me..
@@nittynatsha4346 are you Dale?
@@connorbailor3140 noo but I do that sometimes. Lmao
Lmao is this me?wtf daleeee r u my long lost bro?HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My parents told me to do this 😆.
This was my first ever Mr.Nightmare video... and since then, your content has been consistently top quality and you've got me absolutely hooked to this whole genre of storytelling. Thank you!
Dale is the type of dude to need help and u try to help him but he just bites you. 👏🏻🐕
@JBL NeXus 💀
Furry
My friend did that
I wanna eat chips but then I can't hear the story #struggles 😂😂
mirre van der windt turn up the volume
mirre van der windt trueee tho
mirre van der windt I'm eating chips right now
mirre van der windt SAME I WANT DORITOS
mirre van der windt I know right
Dale is the kind of a guy that would follow you for your safety
"I woke up at night to the sound of a zipper" I'm pretty sure nearly all of us thought the same thing...
Jack Budd OOOO
I thought dale was going to take him
Jack Budd yea
Jack Budd I got scared and paused the video
Jack Budd I thought of a bag
What did you think?
Dale's the type of guy to plant a pear tree because someone told him to "grow a pair"
underrated! 😂😂
Still Underrated 😂
THIS ONE IS THE VEST
LOL now that's funny. 🤣
@@eve.911 The bulletproof vest?
Dale's the type of person who would put ice cubes in his milk.
Most people who drink milk don't let it sit long enough for the ice to completely melt so that would make sense.
Yeah I used to do that as a kid. I wanted extra cold milk.
@@thebluewolf2472 iced milk gang rise up!
@@kuywasaamazikeen8048 really? I totally thought that people wanted to dilute the milk with some melted ice water
is it wrong to drink it with dry ice
Dale is the type of guy who would say goodnight to you 45 minutes after he goes to bed
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
Dale want his toothbrush bac
Ben Cowan original
Meat Beater are you kidding? You seriously told someone to kill themselves because of a comment? You’re getting reported.
Sad Simpsons Edits yep same
That was too good
Lmao
I saw this and instantly watched. It's been like a month
iMakeMcVids me2
iMakeMcVids Same.
iMakeMcVids me to
iMakeMcVids ikr👌
iMakeMcVids it's because his friend passed away