4 True College Horror Stories

[@loganbeaumont2490]

Bro i spent like 20 minutes of my life just reading dale roasts the internet brutal af lmao

[@idioticdemon2619]

yeah.

[@caedencesilva2341]

Me too

[@DefinitelyNotAnOsprey]

Most of those roasts were old, worn out jokes that have been shared a million times and remain completely overused. Just like Dale's mom.

[@jedsnts5158]

@@DefinitelyNotAnOsprey ggcmc gc ml GH lg Lg
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Char said n hhmhdgy

[@mop1263]

LOL

[@brooke2026]

Dales the type of guy that reminds his teacher about homework even when he didn’t do it

[@shelbymcdonald793]

Someone in my class would do that

[@rallazarthemagnificent3765]

@@shelbymcdonald793 Legit thought you wrote "closet" instead of class.

[@sturrrdy]

evidence that chicks aren’t funny

[@erzo8890]

@@sturrrdy sexist misogynist

[@sturrrdy]

Ozirus basement dwelling crybaby ;)

[@mirandamckiernan7125]

Lmao all these comments are about dale 😂

[@excellentdoor1356]

Including u

[@benreiley6813]

What's up with that? I mean seriously😂

[@davidnissim9203]

You just commented about Dale, technically

[@patricijagobina7104]

Miranda Mckiernan ikr haha

[@LimePestoLAUGH]

Dale a bitch nigga

[@AnansitheSpider8]

Dale is the type of guy to keep his eyes closed on a blind date.

[@cilliansands6166]

Genius! 😂

[@zycloneyt1447]

💀.

[@zycloneyt1447]

“Dale is the type of guy that sleeps on his bed sitting up”

[@Juve-vo3ie]

That’s low key smart 😂

[@TyeArtisik]

😹

[@purepolicefuckup1222]

Dale is that type of guy to wake you up n tell you he’s going to bed

[@Kamal_AL-Hinai]

What an idiot 😂😂😂

[@RayRussell9]

hahahhaha

[@alyssajones4368]

Oh my word 😮

[@FoodMaster64]

The audios we listen to during corona virus lol

[@Taystee]

Shaquila Ball
Mkay. Sure you will.

[@rjae7678]

Dale is the type of person that opens a glass door to see who’s knocking

[@Morokahv]

This is legendary

[@M4GG1323]

Omg- lol

[@JustCoolnez7]

Lol🤣

[@drstorm2153]

@GRAPHENE IS IN THE MASKS, SWABS and PCR TESTS!!! jesus christ go away and enjoy the scare your killing the vibe...

[@idkmyname_2007]

Why does it sound so legit though?

[@claytonwilliams26]

Legend has it Dale still hasn’t found his toothbrush

[@epicgamer9515]

CONGRATULATIONS YOU MADE ME LAUGH AND STILL LAUGHING

[@joshcrismore9172]

Great

[@benmiller453]

lol

[@tanyaradzwachakanyuka471]

😂😂😂☠️

[@paytonk01]

Legend has it Dale woke up late and was late to class because he couldn’t find his toothbrush

[@ayuCc.]

Dale is the kind of guy to stare at a juice bottle because it says “concentrate”.

[@mybatteryisalmostdead]

this ones the best lmfao

[@Cloud9Skies]

yep, this one is it

[@lollypop3718]

that's hilarious!!! I'll have to use that sometime.

[@certifiednotagang]

@@lollypop3718 juice bottle: I murdered your dad..

[@RachelParker-1977]

Brilliant.

[@The_D0C70R]

Dale is the type of guy to start swiping when you show him a picture on your phone

[@chloejbaker269]

Omg noo

[@icantthinkofaname15]

Lol

[@AnimeFrrTehWin]

He finds all your waifu pics 😖

[@enjoyphoenix7991]

@@AnimeFrrTehWin them proceeds to call them trash XD

[@AnimeFrrTehWin]

@@enjoyphoenix7991 😮 Id have to hurt him for that

[@frens_till_the_end]

“I hear the sound of a zipper.”
Law and Order: Special Victims Unit.

[@madelineziller4726]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@itsmikefr]

BU dun

[@thenonsensegamer7810]

xD

[@laurensanchez7872]

DUN DUN

[@asst3879]

Honestly thought dale's put him in a body bag🤣

[@moonbeam2742]

Dale's the type of person who would lick his finger before turning the page on a kindle

[@jaxyphyne9796]

Moonbeam274 this one got me 😂😂

[@Yahshuaismyeverything]

Wtf lol

[@Joker-mq7zr]

Wtf 🤣🤣🤣best comment

[@IaMRoylee]

Moonbeam274 🔥🔥🔥😂

[@alyssajones4368]

😁

[@skettlez9732]

Dale is the type of guy to try and fix breaking news.

[@dragoneater2008_]

breaking news turns into w o r k i n g n e w s

[@tafsibhuiyan8730]

😂

[@Blurr1d0.]

Nice one

[@sultanelshirazy8229]

Dale's the type of person who calls his friend to tell them that they left their phone

[@halohalohalo99]

Lol 😂

[@somxr_738]

LMAOOO. It took me a second to get it

[@ResBlix]

Maede ma havce a sruock

[@fe1n4emi]

ive done that

[@thefreakdownthestreet1676]

**cough** **cough** me **cough**

[@JustAnInnocentLamb]

Dale is the type of guy to unlock the door when the criminal asks him to open up

[@Spider10v]

😂

[@dpflack1744]

@@Spider10v hey 👋 there dude how are you doing this morning I’m just woundering ok 👌🏾
Dude lol 😂 what would you do if that creepy.
Kid named dill trying to brake I to your college room I’m just woundering ok
Dude I would called the cops 👮‍♀️ on that creepy dude trying to brake in into my room ok
Dude lol 😂

[@Spider10v]

@@dpflack1744 are you ok there dude lol
I hope you're doing fine dude lol

[@definitelyarealperson248]

He would be the criminal outside

[@Sunshine-Peacock]

@@dpflack1744 what

[@ssieu]

Dale the type of guy to say 'Bless you' after a fart

[@ggorillaz4275]

Seo 😂😂

[@recommendatio]

😂🤣🤣😂

[@subtojoepwease3551]

That’s what I do xD

[@redhaalmayahi9686]

😂😂😂😂😆😭

[@stop3781]

Ewwww why are people laughing

[@twilight_lupinesilva4691]

Dale is the type of guy to keep everyone talking about him instead of the other 3 stories.

[@fungle.]

So true

[@DavidN16792]

Fr literally all dale comments 😂

[@TyeArtisik]

🤣😆😆

[@fayewitt9881]

Exactly!

[@paytonk01]

@@DavidN16792all the Dale comments are so funny though😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@martycoleman3801]

Dale is the type of guy to get roasted by 5,000 people in a TH-cam comment section

[@nittynatsha4346]

Agreeeed

[@asapgolden]

19 thou lmaooo

[@rosesareredeverybodyinugan7745]

The Second Story had croncy leaves

[@matthewmoriarty5835]

He probably is

[@king_Kinzey]

@Marty Coleman 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Alynn312]

Imagine getting released from prison to find that there’s a whole YT comment section dedicated to you

[@i_love_you_somuch]

Dude idk whether I would be embarrassed or proud

[@pog4129]

Bro my names Dale and I'm fuckin laughing my ass off reading this comment section, straight paused the video on my ps4 to read the comments on my phone 💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭

[@JorgeGomez-hx5uu]

@@pog4129 that sounds so awesome. Shit Id be on the floor crying with laughter

[@ontoLovingMyself]

@M.K.D.S dale paused the video for embarrassment

[@ontoLovingMyself]

@@pog4129 Ahhh😂😂😂😂

[@danicaeggleston666]

The first one cracked me up when he was sitting in the dirt and rubbing bark

[@keef1954]

Same, tbh.

[@Magical_Trash]

Rubbing wood ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@teddypanda9172]

@@Magical_Trash B3g0n3 Th07

[@ezplays7187]

Danica Eggleston he thought the tree was sexy 😂

[@milesborkowski-parsons5695]

Dale is saled fingers in disguise

[@akbar11]

Dale is the type of dude to talk about his feelings when the robber says to open up

[@addieerose]

yesss

[@thepopcultureauteur9638]

Beautiful 😂

[@thecomedypilot5894]

Police

[@Jungh00]

@@thecomedypilot5894 ?

[@GuyWithChainsaw]

"I woke up in a middle of the night to a sound of a zipper"
*LOUDEST SOUND OF A ZIPPER IN THE UNIVERSE*

[@juicewrld822]

@GuyWithChainsaw... “It sounds more so as a relevant as a fart sound!” 🤣👏🏽

[@twizzyburgerx]

Or soemone wakes up easily idk

[@animeuniverse5586]

i thought zip sound was of dale pants

[@NintendoEnthusiast-oh7yb]

That zipper noise scared the hell out of me too

[@dingdongdropdead]

@@animeuniverse5586 Stepdale, what are you doing?

[@karterb6603]

everyone in the comments: “dale is the type of person...”
me: smashes like button*

[@Gabriela5gg]

Lol samee😂😂😂🤷‍♀️

[@mohammadbader7268]

Fax

[@dumbdoggi8727]

There was 666 likes so I made it 667, your welcome

[@Income_Clips]

Karter Burke
1000th like!

[@itsimjrsee1254]

You ment cardi b

[@PureM_]

He protecc
He attac
But most of all dale want his roommate bacc

[@rockmusic956]

More like his toothbrush bac

[@heathergmail934]

Omg I’m weak 😂

[@RishikaSonidiy]

Hahahahahahaahah

[@amandasimon5719]

ThePrince Karma 😂😂😂😂😂

[@catgurl1013]

@@rockmusic956 you should have commented that bro l

[@himhim3344]

Dale is the type of guy that puts his mouth on the drinking fountain

[@kirishimaredriot4198]

for real tho

[@holysinnerxxx]

i saw a clip about this on an episode of parks and recs. Shit was hilarious!

[@TyeArtisik]

Ugh

[@FroggieBee]

Nasty🐝

[@ncaa12cfb92]

I love sucking the crust off a water fountain

[@drqcos_1031]

dale is the type of guy who says “i hated my meal” to the waitress after finishing the whole thing

[@halohalohalo99]

Good one

[@OrganicAlumination]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@cilliansands6166]

@Juve ever heard of a joke?

[@Violeta-snow._1526]

HAHAHAHAH

[@Violeta-snow._1526]

Your so right

[@toypilfferer653]

Dale is the type of guy that will say "you too" after the waiter tells him to enjoy his food

[@jeretdc9723]

And mean it

[@somxr_738]

@@jeretdc9723 lol

[@fe1n4emi]

ive done that 🙁

[@mattwalters6834]

I’ve accidentally done that before 🤣

[@OrganicAlumination]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@theflyingfigurine1791]

Dale the type of guy to eat popcorn with a spoon

[@ILaunchNukes]

Or put ranch on pizza.
Or put milk before cereal.

[@jar3987]

Or eat French fries with a fork

[@totenkopfan6296]

Why are people constantly hating on eating greasy ass food with spoons or forks? This is why i never let normal assholes touch my guns, ya probably eat KFC wings and then touch your keyboard without washing your hands! Even most Tweakers i met have less greasy and slimy hands than ya'll! it probably got all transfered to their hair though, but atleast they don't use it to grab things man...

[@jeffreyastudillo8851]

*slowly puts away spoon*

[@kubby3558]

The FLYING Figurine is that bad

[@userl4and444]

Dale is the type of guy to sit behind a TV during a movie to see the behind the scenes.

[@sage_sonic]

This is gold☠️😭

[@tafsibhuiyan8730]

Underrated 😂

[@Dr-Random]

I love this one

[@etsunara.]

ffs bru 💀💀

[@DaPlenThing]

Lmaoo 😂😂😂

[@chiefgwopp1004]

*Dale Is The Type Of Guy Who Spills A Drink And Tries To Put It Back In The Cup*

[@kooxaldoxt5162]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@emmaabad3985]

This made my day! Thx

[@Amir-ny9bd]

L

[@dpflack1744]

Hey there and good evening bud lol.😂 did you watch the ball drop yesterday night I'm just wondering ok Bud lol.

[@dpflack1744]

@Weeaboo Annihilator hey there did you watch the ball drop yesterday night I'm just wondering ok bud lol.😂

[@bluedragon4327]

You know what makes these stories scarier?
When it's a intense part of a story and a loud ass ad pops up out of nowhere

[@firelie9478]

It's the fridging WORST! I HATE it sooooo much! Gosh... ( Is the cat you have as picture yours?) ((Sorry for my english...:0))

[@Sunywasstolen]

Lmao

[@Sunywasstolen]

Lolololol xD

[@bluedragon4327]

@@firelie9478 yes he smine lol

[@XDhurrem4]

@@bluedragon4327 Ur cat is so cute

[@josephscaduto9971]

Dale the type of dude to put a blanket over his PS4 when it’s on rest mode

[@-DabPronick-]

Lila Strickland lol wanna add me on Xbox my names DabProNick12

[@Taystee]

-DabProNick-
Mines pornodyde66

[@alfiephillips9944]

@Milan Milanovic surely they didn’t allow that name😂

[@izaiahjirehtrinidad8082]

Dale the weird kid has a detective roomate

[@Yea418]

Underrated comment alert

[@mikeysrose]

Guys, I didn't think this needed to be said, but don't EVER EVER EVER drink a mystery substance handed to you by a creepy stranger at a party. Nothing good can come of that.

[@Vinskirotta]

Preach. This can't be emphasized too much. To be fair, the person in the story did seem to be suspicious of the drink and mentioned expecting the guy to leave, maybe so to pour it away, but the offerer just stayed there and the atmosphere was intimidating already, so he probably felt pressured to drink it. Of course it would have been wiser to handle it in another way like casually wandering off with the drink or just pretending to sip it without actually opening your mouth, but people seldom act rationally in stressful situations unless they're specificly prepared with a plan. Good thing he seemed to survive without greater injuries, although it doesn't lessen his trauma about the case.

[@robertcomfort729]

Dale is the type of guy to put a ruler under his pillow to see how long he slept.

[@BJKemp-td9ck]

This was the most funny one LOL XD LMAO

[@emmaabad3985]

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE LIKES THIS IS THE BEST!!!!

[@emmaabad3985]

@Cucumber agreed

[@corvusmay1041]

Lmaooo that was pretty good

[@jcjames375]

XD

[@abrahamlincoln8748]

Dale’s the type of person that tries to drown a fish.

[@kooxaldoxt5162]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@rigolozano1913]

OMg ItS AbRAhAm LInCon

[@paulmcpoopiface1389]

@Weeaboo Annihilator Ronald Reagan

[@surge1993]

Hi Abe

[@mookeymouse8314]

Shouldn't you be winning a war?

[@TheDevilHydraProdsXXII]

dale is the type of guy to hop over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

[@shelbymcdonald793]

Devil Serpent maybe dale just want to go over there so he can rub his tree

[@haydenthomson6179]

Apex Demon this is the best comment so far

[@robloxqueen5534]

The best comment I have read on this page.... 😂😂

[@carzongamez8960]

You got that from yo mama

[@TheDevilHydraProdsXXII]

@@carzongamez8960 it's actually my joke buddy.

[@henrycalde1991]

Dale is the type of guy who would drop the soap in jail intentionally and say “I’ll get it!” Emphatically

[@sarasmith9450]

🤣🤣🤣

[@justpeachychiara6045]

Dale protecc
Dale attac
But most of all
Dale just want his toothbrush bacc

[@mikealacratchley6263]

I love that

[@lwaz6210]

Just

[@ecoasmr4763]

🤣🤣😂

[@hannahrae875]

👏

[@claud1a.a]

Just Peachy Chiara 😎

[@SoCalRegisteredNurse]

Dale is the kind of guy that lays on his TV and watches his bed

[@stalkyboino3]

Underrated

[@daxlowe4829]

Omg I love this 🤣

[@ollycfc368]

This is the best one 😂😂

[@willow_animates8123]

OMG LMAOO---

[@Cronica013]

Sounds like your right lol

[@melissahurt3526]

I love how everyone is just roasting the crap outta Dale 😂
Edit: y'all go look at the flat Earther in this thread lol

[@teachandfunnstuff3127]

Most of them trying to lol

[@Calli_kettle]

Same lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheArtistCarefree]

He nice (it is funny though)

[@NbNgMOD]

I made it 666 likes

[@deadgoldenheart9560]

666 likes

[@MustacheCashStash125]

Dale’s the type of guy who turns his phone in to the Police to charge it.

[@OGCatDJM]

🤣

[@arden6025]

I'm dead

[@thevarietykid686]

I don’t fully get the joke

[@cheezburger4836]

​@@thevarietykid686 basically police charge you for something wrong you do, when they say charge they mean like give u a warrant or ticket

[@rainierromero2959]

@@thevarietykid686So essentially give his phone a ticket or a warrant, I know it’s silly 😂

[@jsdotigboigamer]

Dale is the kind of guy that if you caught him staring at you, he will still continue to stare.

[@gameproadvancesp148]

When I catch someone staring at me and they continue to stare, I stare back at them and then they end up telling me I’m weird for staring at them

[@jameskatz3747]

That was shit

[@indrimza]

@@gameproadvancesp148 bruh

[@iamKizo_]

@@gameproadvancesp148 Thats called when there trying to look at smth else behind you and then you look at them and now you realize they wernt looking at you XD

[@gameproadvancesp148]

@@iamKizo_ I swear I remember a classmate not even moving their eyes at all and asking why I’m staring at them. I mean I’m almost sure I would’ve noticed a slight movement in their pupils. That wasn’t the only person who did it, but this same classmate one time was asked a question by a friend of mine, and just stared with his mouth half opened before walking around him and getting a paper a minute later off the stack my friend asked about where to find. Very strange people at that school, glad I don’t go there anymore.

[@ajbolt2537]

Dale the type of dude to put chips in the freezer

[@FiezleMCSG]

AJ Bolt I do that sometimes so they don’t get “stale” 😂😂😂

[@change5190]

@@FiezleMCSG lol sometimes I wonder if it's socially acceptable to place certain groceries in the freezer..

[@grumpy5.3]

AJ Bolt my friend puts chips in the fridge 🤣

[@ShiningIsland]

I did that everytime i bought chips. Isnt it nicer if the chips is cold lol?

[@bucket6585]

chip fries or chips crisps

[@Judeinator9001]

Dale is the type of person who wouldn't make a 'Dale is the type of person' comment.

[@woolchipmunk]

Oh hey dale

[@sevendeadlysinslover5714]

GaSp

[@amer7897]

You just roasted the whole comment section

[@juicewrld822]

@Judeinator9001 Awesomeness,
*Me:* 🤔 Hmm, I wonder why?
*Dale:* 🤭😢🤬 "Cuz I’m de type psycho to, get easily offended when roasted in comments!”

[@Ambera3407]

Dale is the type of guy who would fail a personality test.

[@mvos858]

😂

[@projectjt3149]

DUUUUDE ☠️☠️☠️
So underrated

[@haroldinio9662]

50% of comments of flaming dale

[@unknownyandere1351]

Lol true

[@shrekthegod61]

More like 99.9%

[@aufowithwificoverage3328]

*thinks of Dale as one mega creepy dude*
*reads comments*
"Dale is a joke" 😂

[@leigartua6819]

FACTS BRO

[@seasersalad7415]

@@leigartua6819
Dale is the guy who would eat anchovies

[@leigartua6819]

Catalyst • lmao, on bread!!!!

[@kroycewicz21]

Bro, when he said "I woke up to the sound of a zipper" I thought WTFFFF

[@chitownbuck6386]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@adamh951]

Kyle Roycewicz 😂

[@jassoomitrond9562]

LMFAOO TRUEEEE

[@Nameless-qt8zu]

Kyle Roycewicz lmao I just realized that

[@leravance4]

me too!

[@Anonymous-qr5hc]

Dale is the kind of guy to say "Should I avoid it?" when someone says to watch out there's glass on the floor

[@zarahill7277]

Dude: Did u snoo-
Dale: nO

[@teamnosleep8972]

Zara Hill lol

[@alch3079]

”Neither of them close to attractive.” Savage

[@robertonocturno4043]

Al Ch 😂

[@franciscolarios6415]

They chose to drug a man over them, that should give you an idea lol

[@aerchii8643]

Al Ch Haha I thought the same. I was like "Uh, r O o D."

[@ashleyshim2078]

@@franciscolarios6415 lmao😂😂😂

[@bettyboo5155]

@@robertonocturno4043 SaVAgEee

[@The73MPL4R]

"The most socially inept person I had ever met"
That person has clearly never met me

[@IDyce88]

so you go through people's laptops and bags too?

[@Hi-uv7nn]

IDyce88 yes

[@IDyce88]

@@Hi-uv7nn XD

[@isadoramoon7521]

I was thinking the same. Like wow, what would that dude think if he met me? 🤔 I have severe social anxiety, autistic traits and avoidant personality disorder, so I'm pretty sure I would be way more socially inept than that Dale guy. Minus the creepiness 😀

[@noahbeaty2295]

Isadora Moon I kill dog

[@minecloudd7852]

Dale’s the type of guy to show everyone his password when it says the option “show password”

[@cadenwaldrop]

Dale sounds like the guy who would dunk Oreos in water

[@ratatwang659]

Or pour milk first for cereal

[@samthenoob4782]

ikr

[@lashawndraholifieldwilliam2497]

Caden Waldrop that’s morbid

[@Groggert]

I’m worse I ENJOY dipping Oreos in orange juice ITS SO GOOD Oreos+OJ is godly

[@radiogaga637]

True

[@zeke5238]

Dale is the type of guy to bring 18 people to an 18+ movie

[@stephanierice784]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@cherrymenshew8357]

Dale is why the virus is still strong in America

[@surge1993]

Finally something original

[@zeke5238]

@@cherrymenshew8357 AHAHA

[@zacharyberry685]

COVID19

[@goose9201]

1) Dale, obviously.
2) Dale was in the woods, he likes making people uncomfortable.
3) Dale found a dodgy frat to "make friends"
4) Dale is all grown up.
SOLVED

[@margiemulligan5800]

XD if Dale was in all these stories he would be in prison

[@dalecraig5446]

Yeah totally worth it

[@goose9201]

Dale Craig oh my god

[@loganfiles6389]

👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@brokendome7177]

;

[@DJ792YT]

Dale is the type of guy to put a ruler next to his bed to see how long he slept

[@ZlykeFN]

stolen

[@evedanda3425]

Dale's the type of guy who drinks apple juice and pretends it's alcohol

[@chernovbrichtofen4767]

Finally something original

[@seanpeters3690]

Now I feel personally attacked 😂

[@M1strRobott]

Lol

[@bumbabees]

reminds me of a vine
*pretends to take a drag from cigar*
"I am now high"

[@ShamaD274]

Nope. That would be my 13 year old self

[@jordanjones4605]

Dale is the kind of guy who would tell a yo mama joke to his own mom

[@mintpanda1747]

G-g-grandma?

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

My husband's mother makes Yo Mama jokes to him as her favourite method of trolling him.😂
G_d bless her, she's amazing. So glad I didn't get a mean one, just a glorious weirdo.🙏

[@___XY____________0]

To his sibling*

[@aandk8461]

​@@mysterylovescompany2657 o

[@dewaldsteyn1306]

Lol😂💀

[@mr_giddyglowafk7683]

dales the type of person to read the instructions on the shampoo bottle

[@megansullivan-catlin3698]

This comment is underrated

[@aj_2331]

This comment is the best by far 😂

[@alishahiggins6410]

Shampoo bottles have instructions

[@djpgirl]

I do read it, when its a new shampoo I'm using

[@TitanHolefish]

im dale then, i get distracted so i read it

[@lsdeann_3293]

Dale is the kind of guy that leaves negative reviews with hundreds/thousands of hours played.

[@bobsalive950]

😂😂

[@JohnnyUtah86]

Middle of the night *zipper*
“Dale what the hell?”
“Sorry”

[@Perambulous]

Dustin Mikan "i thought you had my "electric toothbrush"" ;)

[@dominicluna247]

LOL XD

[@skskskskskskssksksksksksks6476]

Just when i read this comment the part of the video happened

[@princednice998]

sans WHAT THE HELL SANS

[@jaylyn4202]

Lol that funny

[@theresabantamartin]

Dale is the type of guy to fart in a toilet and flush it.

[@lewissmith9918]

😂😂😂

[@kaylanicole8726]

Iiiiii-----

[@nickhallock1958]

Wtf😂

[@James-gq4tb]

What's with all the ”dale is the type of guy...” comments? 😂😂
I love them, and I have not even really started to listen to the first story.

[@Winxdiamond]

Theresa Banta-Martin oh wow 😂😂😂😂

[@hickoryham2725]

Dale is the kind of guy to plant bird seed and try to grow a bird

[@yuliabykova1104]

hickory ham 😂😂😂

[@nyehkool-aidman4392]

yep

[@nyehkool-aidman4392]

LOL

[@ZENITH_PHOENIX]

LMAOOO 😂😂😂😂

[@alexanderwolters3391]

😂😂🤣🤣 lmfao

[@zass2325]

I wouldn't even blame these people for roasting Dale LMAO

[@elijahdobing1707]

Dale’s the kind of guy who collects gum he finds on the sidewalk

[@thenonsensegamer7810]

yum

[@howtooofston2423]

Lmao

[@Income_Clips]

And under college desks

[@vickingsley537]

OMG !! That is HILARIOUS!!

[@ca4318]

Dale is the type of guy to think someone's selling their yard at a yard sale

[@OGCatDJM]

🤣

[@namegoesfirstthenlastname1785]

lmao

[@robringwald]

Or their garage at a garage sale

[@peytonpatenaude9587]

Dale the type of guy to not be invited to a high school party that "everyone" was invited too

[@paytonk01]

Ikr

[@_serenityyy]

lmao thats just tough

[@klaus6178]

Dale is the kind of guy to say "love you too" to a friend who said bye

[@emilybenedict6018]

Yea my ex boyfriend dale did that to my friend once

[@thereefshark]

"I must have forgot to lock my laptop." Okay, how the hell did you screw that up?

[@speedy01247]

Put it in sleep mode. I do that when I am going away from it for a while (couple of hour's) but don't want to start it back up again cause I was doing something.

[@nicolsen7094]

@@speedy01247 no way, the laptop will lock itself once it goes to sleep mode.

[@forever.meimei]

Maybe that creepy roommate of his unlocked it ...

[@everammah3481]

Lol

[@hydra9236]

Oof

[@aspenpeters7594]

Dale seems like the type of person who stays up on a Saturday night doing homework just for FUN

[@skyfishgaming69]

Sounds more like simmons

[@naomeefisher3347]

Aspen2005 Peters well and does homework at a party too lol

[@thenonsensegamer7810]

lol

[@emergencyexit7406]

Isn't a college itself a horror story?

[@Theanimalsquad1]

Emergency Exit so is your fucking profile picture

[@shadyaj7612]

tomahawk224 lol

[@leticiamoscosa2293]

no it isn't it's a place for you too get education bro

[@leticiamoscosa2293]

tomahawk224 uh tomahawk your really going to do me like that tomahawk!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[@Theanimalsquad1]

Leticia Moscosa yeah mate

[@59strawberries]

dale is a type of guy who doesn't drink water because hes already 70% water

[@LilGoats5868]

☠️☠️

[@supermegayoshi64]

Dale is that type of guy that sleeps with his shoes.

[@Sunywasstolen]

LOL XDXD

[@yangleezhao5847]

Dale is the type of guy to have a dog feast with me

[@Mavhawk64]

One time when I was really young and got new shoes for the school year, I was so excited that I slept with my new shoes on!

[@penguinz3438]

@@Mavhawk64 that’s just cute-

[@GainzBango]

@@penguinz3438 exactly lol

[@shaun1364]

The scariest college horror story is the debt...that shit haunts me to this day 😱😰

[@robertonocturno4043]

Fila 01 college is a scheme

[@4thegammer545]

Fact's a

[@007SUPERSTUBBORN]

Lol

[@meditationdarling302]

Dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@eroccha]

The scariest was a frat party with 3 girls. WTF kinda frat was this?

[@xxthe_goatmanxx5408]

Dale the type of kid in a ps4 party to say “I’ll be back in 10 minutes” and comes back 3 days later

[@davidfokkema9399]

And then asks why they left already

[@EliteFlixs]

Yo this one is true also my name is dale

[@aaronard4688]

Or brings an xbox

[@snoutts]

Oh shit I'm dale

[@jcolterh]

If youre the type of guy to go to a ps4 "party" you might actually be dale. Stop playing video games and get laid for gods sake.

[@thatsnotokay]

It's all fun and games until Dale opens this comment section 💀

[@Солнечныйсвет-ш2у]

Comments: 99% Dale, 1% about the other stories

[@SolarEclipse1804]

lol

[@edgarromero6409]

Dale the type of guy to sneeze with his eyes open

[@mybatteryisalmostdead]

Edgar Romero erm. I do that..

[@liamountain]

@@mybatteryisalmostdead see your name

[@mybatteryisalmostdead]

Liatama Mauga its not an opinion, dumbass

[@natashathaker9425]

Edgar Romero do you know that you will die if that happens?

[@snowrider48]

Is that even possible? You’d have to blink atleast

[@kayleighclark4106]

Dale is the type of guy who tries to eat soup with a fork

[@bananananana5173]

Or a spoon with holes in it

[@craftchild_9151]

Yeah, but we know only Ysgramor and Chuck Norris can do that. 😝

[@bakatoaster6000-yt]

Lmaooo

[@youreverydaysaltyiowastate5602]

There could be potatoes in it

[@crazyimaginations1244]

I did that once was pretty fun no cap

[@aesculapianpalak9871]

Dale is the kind of guy who'll gain muscle by drinking "Strong" coffee.

[@projectjt3149]

Errrr...I know I'm gonna get wooshed for this one, but that actually works. Caffeine for pre-workout

[@nekitamol1k242]

Dale is the type of dude to answer to "sorry" with "you're welcome"

[@dungww2006]

I literally do that ironically and sarcastically lol

[@Red-nl4lk]

I do that with my mom cause I feel bad whenever she gets me something.

[@alexislowenthal1837]

Dale is the type of guy who will try to talk to you when you’re wearing headphones.

[@Dr.freakinstein]

Oh jeez is Dale my parents??

[@gameproadvancesp148]

Is Dale literally everyone I know?

[@TyeArtisik]

A lot of them

[@usefulpineapple4538]

Dale is the type of guy to put airbags on his computer for when it crashes

[@stGaming-ut3gq]

Underrated

[@Just.MeAnii]

Criminally underrated

[@tafsibhuiyan8730]

Underrated

[@Francis-ij5tw]

One of the best*dale" one's

[@sarasmith9450]

Hee hee!!

[@TheLiamster]

I think everybody needs a “Dale” in their life, what a great guy.

[@i_love_you_somuch]

Dude u have 69 likes I'm sorry I can't like

[@mirjaversteeg7357]

@@i_love_you_somuch funny number😂

[@degenerateprick3288]

Hopefully is "crossbow" Dale

[@fiveessh]

@@i_love_you_somuch now you can

[@i_love_you_somuch]

@@fiveessh now I cannn

[@akeelbrown7675]

Dale the type of guy who puts his sock and shoe on one foot at a time.

[@thenonsensegamer7810]

lol

[@napttunez]

Robbie shapiro

[@dudeno5811]

I do that...

[@Judeinator9001]

mcr your memory will carry on Same..

[@benmiller453]

@@dudeno5811 well i do to

[@mel5282]

The “Dale is the type of guy....” comments have me dying 😂😂

[@mybatteryisalmostdead]

Same lmfao

[@mbiscay4933]

69th like! Woo

[@LussieMagnusson]

Haha me too, so many burns! 😂

[@megansullivan-catlin3698]

Factssss

[@w7lves]

Dale is the type of guy who comments about "Dale is the type of guy" comments.

[@thesaltyhunter257]

Dale is the kind of guy that looks at a clock and asks what time it is

[@exzeax7197]

Dale sounds like the type to microwave iceream

[@diggity1039]

This is the best, Dale's the type of person , comment.

[@diggity1039]

@Ming helps with what, to make dairy soup?

[@archie598]

Epicsam iceream? XD bro did you skip english

[@nathanpollard3368]

I tend to do that because I have sensitive front teeth 😂

[@gjgr7772]

@@archie598 what do you mean? Can you not read or something🤣😂🤣

[@Palladria]

i think Dale had a crush on you boy

[@aerchii8643]

Palladia He turned Yandere hun 😂

[@lavans5721]

It only gets funnier if you realize they're both boys

[@Tobeebuzz]

I ship it.

[@unknownyandere1351]

I think dale was trying to keep him in the dorm with him. I'm only saying this cause how else would you explain missing things and dale knowing bout his roommate leaving so therefore I'm thinking that dale just wanted the main character to stay

[@trumpetnut79]

You got a perdy mouth!

[@almnd4444]

Adding to the past fun: Dale is the kind of guy who washes his hands after taking a shower.

[@nittynatsha4346]

That could be me..

[@connorbailor3140]

@@nittynatsha4346 are you Dale?

[@nittynatsha4346]

@@connorbailor3140 noo but I do that sometimes. Lmao

[@sheilanadera5777]

Lmao is this me?wtf daleeee r u my long lost bro?HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Dr-Random]

My parents told me to do this 😆.

[@kmba_66]

This was my first ever Mr.Nightmare video... and since then, your content has been consistently top quality and you've got me absolutely hooked to this whole genre of storytelling. Thank you!

[@x4ggravatex]

Dale is the type of dude to need help and u try to help him but he just bites you. 👏🏻🐕

[@sirenz11]

@JBL NeXus 💀

[@xxthe_goatmanxx5408]

Furry

[@shelbymcdonald793]

My friend did that

[@mirrevanderwindt718]

I wanna eat chips but then I can't hear the story #struggles 😂😂

[@kosankuu5227]

mirre van der windt turn up the volume

[@jasonpetitto6431]

mirre van der windt trueee tho

[@emmalouise1191]

mirre van der windt I'm eating chips right now

[@noproblem9183]

mirre van der windt SAME I WANT DORITOS

[@lionhawk3911]

mirre van der windt I know right

[@joy750327]

Dale is the kind of a guy that would follow you for your safety

[@LWYRUP05]

"I woke up at night to the sound of a zipper" I'm pretty sure nearly all of us thought the same thing...

[@theben2g703]

Jack Budd OOOO

[@kazorkaisawesome6168]

I thought dale was going to take him

[@COOLKID-qu2xy]

Jack Budd yea

[@cesarm7635]

Jack Budd I got scared and paused the video

[@PainStripes]

Jack Budd I thought of a bag
What did you think?

[@untermann322]

Dale's the type of guy to plant a pear tree because someone told him to "grow a pair"

[@someonetoignore2858]

underrated! 😂😂

[@AdhithyaRko]

Still Underrated 😂

[@eve.911]

THIS ONE IS THE VEST

[@lrowe6494]

LOL now that's funny. 🤣

[@arthurfleck629]

@@eve.911 The bulletproof vest？

[@chiefjake1262]

Dale's the type of person who would put ice cubes in his milk.

[@kuywasaamazikeen8048]

Most people who drink milk don't let it sit long enough for the ice to completely melt so that would make sense.

[@thebluewolf2472]

Yeah I used to do that as a kid. I wanted extra cold milk.

[@KingLoof]

@@thebluewolf2472 iced milk gang rise up!

[@Ryan-bd5ot]

@@kuywasaamazikeen8048 really? I totally thought that people wanted to dilute the milk with some melted ice water

[@kxarmic]

is it wrong to drink it with dry ice

[@busseyfamily4563]

Dale is the type of guy who would say goodnight to you 45 minutes after he goes to bed

[@uncleben9179]

He protec
He attac
But most importantly
Dale want his toothbrush bac

[@bigsteve6234]

Ben Cowan original

[@spooky1545]

Meat Beater are you kidding? You seriously told someone to kill themselves because of a comment? You’re getting reported.

[@kieran1780]

Sad Simpsons Edits yep same

[@hightide1848]

That was too good

[@nikimartimianaki688]

Lmao

[@iMakeMcVids]

I saw this and instantly watched. It's been like a month

[@slenvetta7779]

iMakeMcVids me2

[@littlewinterflower1831]

iMakeMcVids Same.

[@gooseproductions8119]

iMakeMcVids me to

[@lolamarie9753]

iMakeMcVids ikr👌

[@tytrack9419]

iMakeMcVids it's because his friend passed away