alpha relationship guru cringe
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 มิ.ย. 2024
- new podcast / bachandarthur
considering joining his course tbh
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#italianbach #funny #review #commentary - บันเทิง
calling yourself alpha dom is the most bottom thing
😂😂
Yes
He probably whimpers and everything
That's the type of thing I'd call myself when I want to be dominated and put in my place
Right?!
I wrote about you in my business exam. My marketing strategy was to have you fight the vegan teacher on a tiktok live.
THAT IS ICONIC!!
I would pay good money to see that!
So cool! You’re going to fail 🥰👍
Such is the state of ‘education’ today.
@@Djm8520You’re one to talk 💀 You barely made any sense.
there’s no goddamn way the woman was real… I literally REFUSE to believe it
He probably hired her
Weird that she isn't even breathing in the second video.
It’s a doll right?! That’s what I thought
@@Ms23222 He could have six of them. They definitely wouldn't care.
it’s not real lmao
I love when a man teaches another man to understand the female mind
It's quite infuriating at the same time though. Because I know that some men will listen and take it seriously.
I get you, truly
I dought even women understand how womens minds work ,so hows a man going to teach other men how womens mind work
Behaviour on the other hand would be understandable , because behaviour can be perceived and understood and if not understood at least predictable .
Jokes on you, I’m a man and female.
That was definitely NOT a real Woman
It looks like a sex doll …
Honestly love the capitalization of woman like it’s a word for a god
@@MooseMedley haha, nahh, I just capitalize important words like automatically
@@MooseMedleyit is
‘Bach Alpha’ we all say in unison
Can't be asked
"we all" Bach Alpha unison say in
He needs to dom me first and then we shall see if he’s a true dom alpha
@@amiemaybee”alpha union” in all say we bach
nah, it has to be a sex doll lol
oh absolutely
I thought this!!!
but howd he make her twerk 😭
all these professional dating coaches need to show their qualifications
And their working relationship 😂😂😂 I’m getting single AF vibes.
*a person working their ass off for their family in a 9-5*
dom: “get a grip mate you boring fucker”
Me when I’m not alpha nor dom for trying to survive in a capitalist dystopia: 😿😿😿
2:46 his face just before he pauses the vid when he thinks of a joke are my fav parts of these videos lol
SAMEEEEE
That coach reeks of narcissism, lol. The desperation to be different and special, even if by association.
I was thinking the same 😂
“thank you for gracing our earlobes and eyeballs with this upload sir beta lord bach” we all say in unison
thank you for gracing our earlobes and eyeballs with this upload sir beta lord bach
Definitely not a self proclaimed dating professional here, but I remember reading results of a questionnaire, that the most important and attractive quality in someone’s personality and body language, was being able to be funny. I remembered this as it’s what attracted me to my husband of 18 years. Arrogance is the least attractive, which this guy is oozing.
Being funny is really all u need
I'll only believe it if that neck pillow farts
HELPPP
Then"dominant" position with the hands behind the head is deadass an anime character position lol.
Ain't no one keeping that position for long 😂
For real dude he's never gotten any
Fr he trying to look like Naruto or some shit 💀💀
Not disagreeing that it's an uncomfortable position, but that 'pose' was there way before anime even existed 😂
Yeah I think that 'woman' might be a doll.....
Strangely terrifying thumbnail
Think the fact that there’s no background is what really gets me just Bach
I get the most intense incel vibes, from him.
He hates women for sure
These guys have the same vibes as the dog owners that say "oh they don't bite" while their dog is strangling itself to eat someone.
I love how these alpha guys are about getting or understanding women, when all they talk about is how to intimidate or understand other men.
this video is angel numbers bc bach is a biblically accurate angel
"thank you alpha isaac" we all say in unison
these unison comments r cringe
Is that woman drugged? I hope she’s safe and alive.
I don't think you can drug women made of pvc
id guess thats a sex doll...
14:58 I’ve been staring at the “girls” head to see if it even slightly moves like a person would but nope 💀
No fr 😭😭
no literally that was a doll 😭
fr im dead💀💀
The hair didn’t look real either, plus no way a real person would be wearing a purple jumpsuit randomly lmao. And he’d move the body to make it look real he’s so weird
shes not breathing
“Im a rare man”
Uhm that you are ! You defo are… 🤨
i guarantee if i tried to have a conversation with him i would be clawing my eyes out in boredom frankly
@@milestherealalpha omg fr 😭
It’s BATCH?!!? I’ve been saying it like the composer!
So did ArthurTV, it's ok
right like batch doesn’t even sound right to me
@@monkeyfan37 no it doesn’t, I’m still gunna refer to him as an Italian composer
@@EdenRiver369 that’s what i’m saying i’ve been pronouncing bach like the composers too because it sounds better
pretty sure he said somewhere (some podcast i think?) that its an old username from when he was younger and wanted it to be bitch but he wasn't allowed? although i could totally have dreamed that or some shit.
im so glad you're genuinely goofy and not trying hard to be goofy because I can usually tell when people perform for the internet
when he stood up to show a more 'dominant pose' i really thought he was going to do another handstand
I was crying when he was running for his train while maintaining the dominant pose. 🤣🤣🤣
My cat understands that if he looks at me with a cute expression, i will give him treats. Based on this, i would say that my cat knows more about the female brain than this guy.
Right? My dog charms me everyday by being kind and affectionate.. Not by acting like some arrogant "alpha". I don't even wanna touch men like that "alpha" dude with a stick.
i bet he paid the woman to let him lie on her and move for him x
beta bach funky frog bait fan confirmed
he takes grains of thruth, like being urself, being confident, not running after people - and turns it into a toxic mess ... this is actually dangerous - bach doing gods work again
Definitely one of those lifelike dolls they can make noise iv seen videos on here of men marrying them 😂
what the hell is even that
A guy once told me that if I had sex with him, my “mental blocks“ (I simply wasn’t feeling comfortable around him e.g. because he was showing really intrusive behavior) would heal.
Also he claimed that he was so empathetic and aware of other people’s nervous systems but obviously wasn’t empathetic enough to get that I wasn’t feeling comfortable around him 🤡
My body language was clearly showing that I don’t want a lot body contact with him as I was rather distancing myself from him. Still he somehow interpreted these signals as attraction or something like that
I hope you become TH-cam famous , you deserve it you genuinely make my day way to funny 😂
These dudes watched Hitch a few too many times 🤣😂🤣😂
isaac YOU are the true alpha dominator
Damn I broke my finger clicking on this new Bach upload 😂
Jokes on u I only use my toes to do stuff
@@Superorganicoliveoil😂😂😂😂😂 teach me your ways 😂😂😂
Still no love island
That guy is giving Kanye West rambling on Ellen and thinking he’s preaching incredible knowledge while everyone else was like 🫤🫤🫤🫤
Unfortunately some people listen and take in their "information" though.. boys and young men.. even some older.
More like: "😂😂😂😂😂😂
thank u daddy bach u the best
I also thought it said cheeseboard 😂🙈
There is no way she was real, she would've been pissing herself laughing 😂😂😂
“Yes Alpha Bach.”
omg funky frogbait mention i love them
That is absolutely not a Real Woman 😭
bach we need outro music buddy
I swear you are the only person online who actually makes me laugh out loud
He definitely lives in an amine world lol
He's the male version of just pearly things
love your videos sm im glad your starting to become more popular
isaac trying to figure out if the woman was real made me cackle, poor guy was so bamboozled 💀💀
The outro at the end of your video 😭mmmm mmm mmm
‘beta bach’ we all say in unison
Funkyfrogbait mentioned!
not convinced that's not a sex doll
Lmao I had that thought too
I just found your channel and am loving your content and delivery. I’ve been binging your videos. As for the "dating coach," thats another story. His "woman" doesn’t appear to be breathing. And the 2nd time "she" shakes her booty it looks like his arm is moving and doing the shaking.
ETA I made the comment with 50 seconds left in the video and resumed and you brought up the breathing thing. I should have known you'd notice it too
Could it be an actual blow up doll?
Thank you so much for this. I hate these strange men exist
Sorry but im not gonna take advice from someone else with a lithp
😂😂😂😂
i actually love your videos they make me laugh so much
Almost at 300k we believe in you🙌
NOT THE OUTRO MUSIC 😭
I'm so sick and tired of those self-proclaimed coaches... Especially those who views themselves and other people as Greek letters (alpha, beta, sigma etc..) All they do is to poison young men's minds.
This guy looks like Roger the alien playing dress up 😂
thank you alpha bach for posting I needed this one
watching this instead of revising for my english literature gcse that is literally tomorrow🥰🥰
I like how you don’t explain the weird comments you make on tiktok but you do on your TH-cam😂 didn’t know you had a channel til now….instant subscribe
He's the Cindy Brady of Dating Coaching
“Thank you for yet another video to bless our eyes betabach” we all say in unison
How did this guys ego get so big what 😭
There is no way that is a real living human. I call cap
your outro music rlly got me
what led these people to be this way and i how do we stop it
I'm asking myself that question very often. I don't like where the "dating" climate is going. Men are taught to use incel language like "high value" .. just ew
You need to work on a full on comedy show. You are hilarious 😂
The thumbnail looks like the staring Donkey meme💀💀
Isaac x FunkyFrogBait crossover goes crazy
Although I agree with the statement about being confident, it also shows that this content is aimed at boys who lack confidence. And filling these kids with “tricks” to be more desirable isn’t good advice.
If I was to give any advice, it would be to love yourself and put yourself out there. Loving yourself is a hard thing to do, especially if you’re insecure and you’re looking outwards to validate yourself. Come to the acceptance that you are what you are and that’s great, but also always strive to work on yourself because we’re all growing.
Next thing is to put yourself out there, you can try a couple of flirty remarks when you meet a girl to show you’re interested and see if she is. It stops you getting in the friend-zone and you’ll get a feel if they like you back. If they don’t respond in the way you want, that’s fine. Everyone has their preference and there’s 8 billion people in this world - you’ll find the one you want, and finding that girl is party of the fun. Rejection is a hard part of life, but it’s also a chance to grow and not something to be afraid of.
Finally, this should go without saying, but these dating gurus objectify women. Women are people and they have feelings. Go for quality, not quantity. Dating “six women” like this guy talks about isn’t cool, it’s lame. Find yourself a great girl who loves you for you and who you can share your experiences with. I guarantee you’ll feel better about yourself.
where’s love island episode 4 ???
2:50 I’m imagining someone just standing there and as soon as they start walking towards like a group of rats aka a group of people that just do 9 - 5s flying away 😂🤣
I subscribed as soon as I saw the hand stand
Cheer me up so much thankyou
I LOST IT WHEN HE DID HIS DOMINANT POSITION 😂😂
shaking ass for a cameo is crazy 😭😭😭
I'm sure not even 1 person has the same ,,unique" username as him ...he is leading by example fr🐺
Omg I love the crochet carrot pillow 😮
Lmao I am not attracted to this "dating coach" at all! 😭 he makes me feel uncomfortable to the next level.
thought this was an apology vid.. then i read the caption
no one makes bach laugh like bach makes bach laugh
i love u please keep posting new content my bach alpha
not the outro song 😢
you should sign up for the coaching thing with the most bombastic outrageous relationship. please please please
This is the funniest video I’ve seen in a long time
“alpha dom”’s real name is connor
Need more pods
My favourite masc lesbian posted 🤭
Thanks I really need this dating advice xx