Hi all. This bit is from different experiences during my corporate life at Deloitte and Aon Hewitt, clubbed into one story. The characters’ names of course changed (or maybe not). Thanks for the (mostly) positive feedback on this video. Hope to see you all around at shows. And do tell me if you have any interesting stories of the Sandhyas & Chopras of your organisations.
@@girishchand444 Arrey der logic is, they are doing extra activities and they assume that they are doing work. But they should start thinking that they are only doing these extra activities and almost no work.
Just makes me realise how incompetent these companies are to loose a hardworking employees and endup with jokers at the end just because they couldn't do justice to the hard work that these people put in.
In India, hard work is not enough, you also need to make everyone know that you are working hard, one way that can be achieved is sending emails very late in the day so that people think you have been working at such late hours. Promotion pakka, but you would be setting up the wrong culture.
It's the corporate life. Undeserved people use you as a ladder, learn from you, gets in the better position. You have to be a good politician to go in a good position. Here skills, education nothing hardly matters.
@@xploreourterra6096 its not bro lmao, dont get influenced by these stupid comments. mostly made by those who are dumb and unskilled themselves. if a company doesnt value u, u should move on, but if u cant move on because u think some other company might not hire you then its an issue with u, u need to increase your skills and be better or else you will be whining forever :)
@@xploreourterra6096 Well, Bro, you can say that in Corporate, if you are a Hardworking Employee, then All the Managment Team, your Manager even your co-worker will taken you for Granted,and will Abuse you... Just like how we all have taken the Wifi or Internet or any Electronic Gadget for Granted. So look only at your benefit and comfort in the company which you are going to work. Make sure none of the people is Exploiting you in the Workplace, Apart from being a Hardworker also Try to be Smart worker or Clever or Cunning Too.. Because even Donkey is also a Hardworker.
@@krox477 Well, Pichle 17 saalo se,, Jo bhi Teacher ko mene dekha hain, Unme se ek bhi Mujhe Aisa Koi Teacher nahi Mila chahe voh College ka ho ya school ka, Jo Corporate mein Kaam kar chuka ho.
I work at EY and previously worked at PwC. The bonus payout and ratings came in today. I was so frustrated since morning after the abysmal ratings and payouts and this absolutely hits the spot. So relatable 😂
Finally abhijit is back after Indulging in solitude for a glimpse of wisdom to share us the nectar of knowledge by achieving prolific writing In non MBA words, jokes likh raha tha😂😂
This came right from the heart. I bet you chopda and sandya must have promoted multiple times till date even after Chopra not knowing where not to speak spanish and sandya still doing hyaaa. Its poor lucky Abijit who become stand up comedian and moved forward in life. Cheers.
Every once in a while Abhijeet drops a video and it is so well written and well punctuated with punchlines. He chooses such simple topics and his smartness is in what observation he chooses to talk about and how he writes and delivers it. One of the sharpest comedians in the Indian scene 🙌🏼
nahh not true, efficient and smarter workers move on from a company that doesnt value them. and if you are not ready to move on and think u might not get a job elsewhere then its your responsibility to upskill yourself so other companies want u. ppl often blame others and other things for their personal issues and lack of skill lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣absolutely true 💯 correct. Saurabh Chopra and Sandhya is so damn accurate. These type of non competent are so much burden on excel expert Kshatriya 😂 they suck the credit and effort of Kshatriya
Entire essence of this is be understanding , if someone made a genuine mistake forgive them , if somebody did something good praise them , but , dont interact with everyone and anyone , only engage and understand quality people
My friend here in USA used to work for Deloitte, I am going to share this with him. We used to do lots of bakchod stuff when we used to be roommates back in NYC during work from home back in 2020-2021
This video tells what I have experienced and been trying to tell people for past 5 years. Especially young people and young girls to not make a corporate job their life's dream. And to do something more constructive. Thanks Abhijit for this great video
I watched many stand up comedians so far but I think for the first time I found someone who does comedy with hardly any profanity. Keep it up Abijit. Love from Puri, Odisha.
You have not only made us laugh but also given a message to not to work so hard for positions that you lose out on other beautiful things in life...thank you Abijit..I would like to hear from you some comedy, and probably your suscribers also would, on a corporate concept, very common these days, called "Comfort Zone".
I was badly victimized and my ex-boss “actually” asked me for my proof of work after my appraisal meeting - I was a new mom of twins - I was badly laid off and my confidence shattered to bits after that- Took a 10 yr sabbatical because of my twin babies and it’s been more than a yr and I am struggling to land myself a decent job!
I can relate so much specially this Sandhya thing coz I've seen so many such Sandhyas in my life N unfortunately such type of ppl end up climbing up the corporate ladder
@@gaganpreetk_ahuja nope didi.. poocha nahi tha kisi ne, agar batana hi tha toh aur bhi bata dena tha - salary, relationship status, address, likes/dislikes, orientation, .. But guess what ..NOBGAF?
@@guptasagar694 I replied twice but my replies are being removed because of using G***gle related links. Unable to reply here. Just apply through online search pls.
Abhijit Bro - সব ঠিক ছিল, লাস্টে মেটালিকার কনসার্টের কথাটা না মনে করালেই পারতে...খুব দুঃখ পেয়েছিলাম 😢😢😢 বাকি চরম ছিল এটা - Waiting for more videos of yours…Cheers!!
So true. Even I know a lady who jumped the ladder not through hardwork but dirty politics. It's sad to see such employees take undue credit. She kinda knew her way to the top through different means.
Abijit, you are excellent but please take my suggestion. Walk a little bit during comedy so people's eyes can chase you ,that gives more stage presence. speak just 5-9% slow and Give a bit pauses in your speech so people who process jokes a bit slow in mind can stay with your pace. you have to carry whole crowd with you not just highly charged audience. i bet you can have very hit shows with lots of laughter bursts. your content and style is very good and enjoyable.
So true I am working in Deloitte from last 3 years and still I am unable to talk to my manager till now and even the hr is telling to discuss my problems either Hr😂😂😂😂
@abhijit Ganguly- don’t bother on the negative comments, un logon ko tumhari colleague, ‘Sandhya’ ki tarah samajh hi nahi aaya hoga!! Superb content!!!
Kaafi din baad aapka vlog end tak Dekha... Simple Tha but ek bonding Wali vibe thi purre vlog mei. Aap apne pets and family se equally connected ho. Family mei no show off... baki Bahar chahe jitna hipe create karo
All the high-paying industries are basically job creation and justification wonderland. For example, a software engineering team plans, executes, and deploys a "feature" for over a period of one year. And in just another year, another team, or the same one will be found planning, executing, and deploying a replacement feature or code. Timeline thodi si adjust kar lo....milega yahi. That is the reason it is very easy to fire people when the economy or the company are not doing well.
Hi all. This bit is from different experiences during my corporate life at Deloitte and Aon Hewitt, clubbed into one story. The characters’ names of course changed (or maybe not). Thanks for the (mostly) positive feedback on this video. Hope to see you all around at shows. And do tell me if you have any interesting stories of the Sandhyas & Chopras of your organisations.
nice
tight set uncle
Looking forward for Kolkata show.
Balak Satya vachan
bhai specs loose hai......baar baar naak p neeche aa jata hai🤪
Being an Ex employee of Deloitte myself, I can totally agree to what he’s saying 😂
Thanks, Sandhya for the response:)
Bhai, har IT company ka same haal hai.
Ye Chopra aur Sandhya type ke log hamesha jyaada rating paate hain.
@@BharatThatIsIndiaBharat, sirf IT nai har service sector ka yahi haal hai
@@girishchand444 Arrey der logic is, they are doing extra activities and they assume that they are doing work.
But they should start thinking that they are only doing these extra activities and almost no work.
@@BharatThatIsIndia and on top of that they are highlighting this extra activities and getting good appraisal.
Just makes me realise how incompetent these companies are to loose a hardworking employees and endup with jokers at the end just because they couldn't do justice to the hard work that these people put in.
Leadership at the top won't know how hard you are working, all they see is data points. It's the managers who make life hell.
@@rhac79 true. 'Incompetent companies "🤣 wo million dollars me khelne wali companies in competent🤣
Def Jam Comedy, know what I mean?
@@droid6759haa milion dollars Tak employees le jaate hai. Tere baap ka Galla nahi hai !
In India, hard work is not enough, you also need to make everyone know that you are working hard, one way that can be achieved is sending emails very late in the day so that people think you have been working at such late hours. Promotion pakka, but you would be setting up the wrong culture.
It's the corporate life. Undeserved people use you as a ladder, learn from you, gets in the better position. You have to be a good politician to go in a good position. Here skills, education nothing hardly matters.
is this reality of every corporate job ?? I want to know I'm a student
@@xploreourterra6096 its not bro lmao, dont get influenced by these stupid comments. mostly made by those who are dumb and unskilled themselves. if a company doesnt value u, u should move on, but if u cant move on because u think some other company might not hire you then its an issue with u, u need to increase your skills and be better or else you will be whining forever :)
Ye baat teachers kyu nahi bolte hai
@@xploreourterra6096 Well, Bro, you can say that in Corporate, if you are a Hardworking Employee, then All the Managment Team, your Manager even your co-worker will taken you for Granted,and will Abuse you...
Just like how we all have taken the Wifi or Internet or any Electronic Gadget for Granted.
So look only at your benefit and comfort in the company which you are going to work.
Make sure none of the people is Exploiting you in the Workplace, Apart from being a Hardworker also Try to be Smart worker or Clever or Cunning Too..
Because even Donkey is also a Hardworker.
@@krox477 Well, Pichle 17 saalo se,, Jo bhi Teacher ko mene dekha hain, Unme se ek bhi Mujhe Aisa Koi Teacher nahi Mila chahe voh College ka ho ya school ka, Jo Corporate mein Kaam kar chuka ho.
I work at EY and previously worked at PwC. The bonus payout and ratings came in today. I was so frustrated since morning after the abysmal ratings and payouts and this absolutely hits the spot. So relatable 😂
hoi hoi
Same here
Arey bhaiya..There There
Which entity of ey ? Bonus payment ho gya kya?
Dude join tcs then you will miss big4 in terms of hike
Finally abhijit is back after Indulging in solitude for a glimpse of wisdom to share us the
nectar of knowledge by achieving prolific writing
In non MBA words, jokes likh raha tha😂😂
😂😂 I still gave a thought to those lines
🤣😂🤣👌👌👌👏👏
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 acha hua bata diya, mere jaise non MBA wale confuse ho jaate
Sir-sir-sir-sir-sirrrrrrr 🙏 😂😂😂
@@anootoshsarkar686 😆😆😆😆😆😆
This came right from the heart. I bet you chopda and sandya must have promoted multiple times till date even after Chopra not knowing where not to speak spanish and sandya still doing hyaaa. Its poor lucky Abijit who become stand up comedian and moved forward in life. Cheers.
Every once in a while Abhijeet drops a video and it is so well written and well punctuated with punchlines. He chooses such simple topics and his smartness is in what observation he chooses to talk about and how he writes and delivers it. One of the sharpest comedians in the Indian scene 🙌🏼
Remember this guys:
efficient workers are punished the most and never paid for their efforts
But why?????
really ?? Wtf
nahh not true, efficient and smarter workers move on from a company that doesnt value them. and if you are not ready to move on and think u might not get a job elsewhere then its your responsibility to upskill yourself so other companies want u.
ppl often blame others and other things for their personal issues and lack of skill lol
😢😢
true
This is my story. I am working as a consultant in Deloitte got 3.5% appraisal and currently i am serving notice period 😂😂
CA?
Bhai na chodd. Sab bakchodi hai.
Read the book 40 laws of powers. Apply that stuff. Ignore the idiots. Get a good manager
@Atul, every org is doing this God knows where this will lead us to
bhai aap toh FD se competition laga rahe ho
@@sahil11o9 FD ?
I feel so "Seen" 🙈 being an MBA corporate consultant.
Everything hits home.
Good work Sir! 😂🤣
As someone who has left corporate life, this was SOO FUNNY and SOO TRIGGERING.
Your best set till date Abhijit.
So what are you doing now after corporate?
Chai bech rha hoga
@@aman_chauhan selling chai, earning 10x more than corporate job, without any dick manager dancing on my head.
@@pree_yum same. Left the fuxking rattrap corporate world.
@@Kashsha0521ye toh sach me chai bech raha😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣absolutely true 💯 correct. Saurabh Chopra and Sandhya is so damn accurate. These type of non competent are so much burden on excel expert Kshatriya 😂 they suck the credit and effort of Kshatriya
😂😂😂😂it was epic
Those who know Excel are burdened with more and more work but are paid in oeanuts
❤ t
Entire essence of this is be understanding , if someone made a genuine mistake forgive them , if somebody did something good praise them , but , dont interact with everyone and anyone , only engage and understand quality people
Abhijit's videos are like Sunday, 6 din wait karne ke baad Sunday aata hai aur ek hi din mein khatam ho jaata hai 😆You are too good Abijit.
So Damn true about MBA people... Aur Sourabh and Sandhya character was so accurate.. still there are such people in my team..
My friend here in USA used to work for Deloitte, I am going to share this with him. We used to do lots of bakchod stuff when we used to be roommates back in NYC during work from home back in 2020-2021
@Exotic_cars. mera yahi is Washington DC, you should see yours slump
@@yagnaotiacan you please donate 2or3 dollars to me or buy me a collar for my dog pet 🐶🐶
@@yagnaotiawah bhai Washington Gaya to India slum ho gaya …🏜️
@yagnaotia come up with something good, you are almost anti national suddenly
Hey Yagna..Kudos for your success in US..are you in IT sector ?? and where are you located in US.. probably California??
This video tells what I have experienced and been trying to tell people for past 5 years. Especially young people and young girls to not make a corporate job their life's dream. And to do something more constructive. Thanks Abhijit for this great video
Oho.... Cunning manipulative logonke liye corporate hi dream hai 😅
Abhijit is easily one of the best comedians in the country. Relatable content too.
My sister is in her last year of MBA and uska bhi yehi plan h- Partner, CEO banne ka...that beginner wala enthu😂😂😂
And what you doing
Ex Pwc employee here...all things are real😂😂😂😂
Same. I agree
I am an ex employee of Deloitte. Worked there for 8 years in IT consulting and can totally relate to this 😂😂
Great Content!!
I watched many stand up comedians so far but I think for the first time I found someone who does comedy with hardly any profanity. Keep it up Abijit. Love from Puri, Odisha.
You have not only made us laugh but also given a message to not to work so hard for positions that you lose out on other beautiful things in life...thank you Abijit..I would like to hear from you some comedy, and probably your suscribers also would, on a corporate concept, very common these days, called "Comfort Zone".
I was badly victimized and my ex-boss “actually” asked me for my proof of work after my appraisal meeting - I was a new mom of twins - I was badly laid off and my confidence shattered to bits after that-
Took a 10 yr sabbatical because of my twin babies and it’s been more than a yr and I am struggling to land myself a decent job!
My twins are 12 years now, my resume doesn't even make it to reviewed status.
Same here
@@kanchanshingwekar2186 lage raho yaar! All the best - I started work 3 months back- Shukar hai -
@@irfanfaiza7079Congratulations, Started on which position?
Dude I work at Deloitte and this was so much fun and relatable 😂
Bhai bta de yaar, kya krte h, ye technical consultant Wale..?
bhai package kitna hota hai consultant ka average deloitte me
@@ayyy970114lpa
CA ho bhai?
Not much Standup comedians are so smart like you. Great content great delivery...
I can relate so much specially this Sandhya thing coz I've seen so many such Sandhyas in my life N unfortunately such type of ppl end up climbing up the corporate ladder
Being a Deloitte employee i can totally relate where I got 3% increment 🙃🙃
I am also a consultant in Deloitte, relate to many things .. Specially the increment part
The Spanish Harmano part literally killed me😂😂😂
Next one on INFOSYS scam😅 hiring anyone with minimum qualifications for solving tickets with 20k salary…
How to apply?
the word tickets tells that you have worked in infy
HAHA
😂😂😂😂😂@@siya7213
What do you mean by "solving tickets"?
This is corporate life to the fullest!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Hilarious video but my favorite one is still "Haircut by partner" 🤣🤣
This is Hilarious, absolute gold😂😂😂😂😂
This was so good man😂😭 I laughed so hard
This is a Gem😂😂😂😂 consisting of extreme realistic examples of Corporates 😂😂
Absolutely true regarding Gurgaon, spent millions on the buildings but nothing on the drainage
Too good...U are amazing. Watched it 2nd time, it was equally scintillating.
Looking forward to seeing the Metallica concert picture by EOD. Best regards.
I started loving standup comedy because of your brilliant content ! Amazing performance ❤
That means Abhijit you were the inflation warrior... You were the reason to keep future inflation in check...
This was sooo relatable😂...!!! One of the best stand ups!!
This is funny and real at the same time😂.....corporate sucks
The way you presented your friend sourabh chopra , it seemed like Rohit from koi mil gaya with the voice of joy from hero - bhakti hi shakti hai 😂
Brilliant set as always. Thanks for creating and uploading such great and relatable content. Ex Google employee.
Ye Google likhna zaruri nahi tha didi.
@@arun5351 Arun ' CHOPRA', Hola, mucho gracias bhaiya! 😂 People like you have to say something even if it doesn't make any sense. Existential crisis?
Gaganpreet Kaur Can you please share your LinkedIn profile ..I am in service based company and want to switch to Google
@@gaganpreetk_ahuja nope didi.. poocha nahi tha kisi ne, agar batana hi tha toh aur bhi bata dena tha - salary, relationship status, address, likes/dislikes, orientation, ..
But guess what ..NOBGAF?
@@guptasagar694 I replied twice but my replies are being removed because of using G***gle related links. Unable to reply here. Just apply through online search pls.
what a tight set! loved it!😂😂😂
Sandhya: Bane raho pagala kaam karega alaga :D
Writing this on my birthday so that if anyone comments on it after few years it will remind me of how I was feeling and thinking today
Most MBA grads would disagree life is all about work 😢
হয় নেকি?
he is a little older.
few years ago, it was easier.
nowadays its tough for consultants too
Abhijit never dissapoints🤘😝🤘
too good, one of your best works!
Wow !! Just wow!! Every bit is so real..
I once read somewhere that hardwork is not rewarded, its exploited.
I am down with jaundice and I have an operation in coming days and my god this guy makes me so happy when I was so worried.abhijit u r 💕
Very funny abhijit, but hard to see past sehwag’s bald patch when it’s zoomed out to include the audience 😂😂
Being a berozgar, i can fully agree to those who works in Deloitte
Ganguly da...sera diyecho 😂
The Sandhya part though!!😂😂😂😂
Abhijit Bro - সব ঠিক ছিল, লাস্টে মেটালিকার কনসার্টের কথাটা না মনে করালেই পারতে...খুব দুঃখ পেয়েছিলাম 😢😢😢
বাকি চরম ছিল এটা - Waiting for more videos of yours…Cheers!!
I worked with Accenture, Aon and few others in Noida and understood this corporate reality long back so quit it ...😊
I'm watching it for the nth time. You're one of the best comedians 🙌 good job Abijit.
One of the best Abijit
bhai ekdum next level accurate and relatable comedy yar.
No chopra and Sandhya were harmed in this video 😂😂😂😂😂
Came across few sandhya characters in past few years it was so accurate 😂
Damn this was too accurate!! Laughed intensely!
Finally he is back after so long
Bro spitting harsh reality of corporate life.....Keep going.
Finally a FUNNY stand up. Great work
So true. Even I know a lady who jumped the ladder not through hardwork but dirty politics. It's sad to see such employees take undue credit. She kinda knew her way to the top through different means.
Such an underrated stand-up comedian!
Really underrated video. This video deserves millions like and views
Superb performance...."chamka nahi...aise hi TT khela"...too good 😅
Lol im Abhijit, a consultant working in Deloitte after MBA, and its my birthday todayyy.. 💁
Happy Birthday
Happy birthday 🎉🎂😁
Happy Birthday Brother!
Happy birthday
Abijit, you are excellent but please take my suggestion. Walk a little bit during comedy so people's eyes can chase you ,that gives more stage presence. speak just 5-9% slow and Give a bit pauses in your speech so people who process jokes a bit slow in mind can stay with your pace. you have to carry whole crowd with you not just highly charged audience. i bet you can have very hit shows with lots of laughter bursts. your content and style is very good and enjoyable.
😂😂😂 we make influencers...is that your tagline?? 😂😂
Loved it bro...😂
This was one of the best comedies undoubtedly
Lovable and very much relatable video to every corporate employee
One of best stand up On Corporate ❤
So true I am working in Deloitte from last 3 years and still I am unable to talk to my manager till now and even the hr is telling to discuss my problems either Hr😂😂😂😂
Thanks!
@abhijit Ganguly- don’t bother on the negative comments, un logon ko tumhari colleague, ‘Sandhya’ ki tarah samajh hi nahi aaya hoga!! Superb content!!!
Kaafi din baad aapka vlog end tak Dekha... Simple Tha but ek bonding Wali vibe thi purre vlog mei. Aap apne pets and family se equally connected ho. Family mei no show off... baki Bahar chahe jitna hipe create karo
Being a Deloitte employee I can totally relate 😂
U will be fired
Can you give a brief how to get into consulting from operations 😅
Don't
Are you that "Sandhya" 😂 .
First time watching you, you are having a great comic timing hilarious 🤣🤣❤
That Sandhya is there in every office. Unki rooh HR mei hi basti hai irrespective of which stream/domain they join 🤣
All the high-paying industries are basically job creation and justification wonderland.
For example, a software engineering team plans, executes, and deploys a "feature" for over a period of one year. And in just another year, another team, or the same one will be found planning, executing, and deploying a replacement feature or code. Timeline thodi si adjust kar lo....milega yahi. That is the reason it is very easy to fire people when the economy or the company are not doing well.
I keep waiting for his videos.. awesome brother😂
Great storytelling... love u
omg you are so funny, I was ROFL listening to you!🤣🤣🤣 Everybody has a Sandhya and Chopra in the office and they keep getting promoted
So well written it seems like a short film. Such funny characters and arks.
watched 3-4 times already...everytime hilarious...
You nailed it😊
This is the best stand up I have seen😂😂😂😂Hehe
very nice humour.. very relatable
I can Completely relate with Gurgaon and rain 😂
Best till date !!! 😂😂😂
Abhijit bhaiya chaa gaye 😂
Goron ka excel , abba dabba jabba😂 I can totally relate 😂😅