United Kingdom vs France

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  • @astanamoment8027
    @astanamoment8027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1146

    Second D-Day Prank (gone wrong,France didn't surrender)

  • @TheGuy-yk1ut
    @TheGuy-yk1ut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1518

    I don't think britian would surrender if london was touched. But still its a good video lol.

    • @afisto6647
      @afisto6647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Fedor von Bock
      Why ?

    • @choppership465
      @choppership465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Britain would have Edinburgh but France would have Montipelier

    • @9264tri
      @9264tri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Edinburgh is still there you know

    • @petercdowney
      @petercdowney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@afisto6647 Because we have what you don't have: a tradition of never surrendering.

    • @raphael-1531
      @raphael-1531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      we have strong navy in france

  • @trollege9618
    @trollege9618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    UK:omae wa mou shindeiru
    France: Uno reverse card
    UK:Nani?!!!

    • @宮田裕一郎-u8s
      @宮田裕一郎-u8s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm Japanese.
      Why did you write a comment in Japanese?

    • @marmariansmapping2669
      @marmariansmapping2669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@宮田裕一郎-u8s beacuse it's a meme

    • @gogetaomnigod2911
      @gogetaomnigod2911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Malaysian Mapper BRUTH

    • @sarjandidi9290
      @sarjandidi9290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gogetaomnigod2911 what?!! British?!! Again?!!

    • @Deadofrara
      @Deadofrara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      宮田澄子 ohayo gozaimas

  • @torche4480
    @torche4480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    *France and UK fighting*
    Aquitaine:Ah shit here we go again
    *second 100 year war*

    • @ftk3103
      @ftk3103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Actually it would be the third 100 years war. The real first 100 years war isn't famous but it was between 1159 and 1259. France won it by repulsing england army of the Guyenne (in the south-west of France)

    • @hbrsabrina3135
      @hbrsabrina3135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hi algerian boy

    • @ftk3103
      @ftk3103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hbrsabrina3135 ?

    • @hbrsabrina3135
      @hbrsabrina3135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To him lol

    • @The_Copper_Element_Itself
      @The_Copper_Element_Itself 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sealand: Hum, Nice movie

  • @TheRepublicofChad
    @TheRepublicofChad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    Then Germany invades France and wins.

    • @frezzy7877
      @frezzy7877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Then cames Russia...

    • @leoleboss9414
      @leoleboss9414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@frezzy7877 and winter ...

    • @taxevasiongaming
      @taxevasiongaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Will never happen cuz uk wins

    • @TheRepublicofChad
      @TheRepublicofChad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@taxevasiongaming UK lost, so eat it.

    • @trollinape2697
      @trollinape2697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      France is stronger than Germany militarily

  • @sunrise4932
    @sunrise4932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    Stereotypes:
    I touched a French
    French: I surrender!
    Reality:
    UK: Captured Brittany and almost reached Paris
    France: Never surrender!

    • @iwantsomecommies3748
      @iwantsomecommies3748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      France touch Việt Nam
      But France surrender after touched Việt Nam

    • @Wm7forthewin
      @Wm7forthewin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      except when world war 2 happens

    • @befaction3717
      @befaction3717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, this war happened in 2019 and the French won.

    • @hardphenix5319
      @hardphenix5319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Anime Manga VOUS ÊTES RACISTE CONTRE LA FRANCE !!!!!

    • @ieatgold1153
      @ieatgold1153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Lego Potato what we nearly lost our army in Dunkirk

  • @kevin8712
    @kevin8712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    🇨🇵: It's over Britain! I have the high ground!
    🇬🇧: You underestimate my power!
    🇨🇵: Don't try it!

    • @tanapatyangkaew4649
      @tanapatyangkaew4649 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🇩🇪: oh really frankreich if i attack you too with my blitzkrieg

    • @sosobel5843
      @sosobel5843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🇫🇷: RAF ? What about Rafales ????
      🇬🇧: What about my 2 carrier ?
      🇫🇷: You mean the submarine ?
      🇬🇧: wait..what ?

    • @sosobel5843
      @sosobel5843 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@killerfish61 I was stupid 5 months ago

  • @tammymartin4376
    @tammymartin4376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Fun fact France actually one of Europe’s most powerful country

    • @mobanguik1340
      @mobanguik1340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      In Europe :
      1) Russia
      2) France
      3) UK
      In European Union :
      1) France
      2) Italy
      3) Germany

    • @mobanguik1340
      @mobanguik1340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Blaine Brown present days

    • @amireyvazi9251
      @amireyvazi9251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@mobanguik1340 but military isn't everything
      Germany has the best economy and industry and is the most influential throughout EU
      Italy is poor and less developed compared to Germany
      I'd say in EU there are only two major powers and those are Germany and France
      Plus having a bunch of F-35s or destroyers and aircraft carriers doesn't represent power

    • @user-bc3ri8ez9c
      @user-bc3ri8ez9c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@amireyvazi9251 If germany dies the whole european economy explodes

    • @amireyvazi9251
      @amireyvazi9251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@user-bc3ri8ez9c that's what I'm saying
      Germany is the most powerful European country in EU and Europe in general

  • @maricgesink1292
    @maricgesink1292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    France: wins
    Also France: annexes a useless island

  • @pizzasesina6931
    @pizzasesina6931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    1:17 Joan of Arc has entered the chat

  • @elgordodenavidad6234
    @elgordodenavidad6234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    UK and France: Fight in a fight that would realistically cause a lot of trouble
    UK: *loses*
    France: *IM GONNA TAKE THOSE LITTLE ISLANDS*

    • @stadtrepublikmulhausen4121
      @stadtrepublikmulhausen4121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They are French historic territory that we never conquered from England so its a logical choice !

    • @elgordodenavidad6234
      @elgordodenavidad6234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@stadtrepublikmulhausen4121 But I mean, so much Blood for some Islands seems worthless

    • @manleyaccmanley617
      @manleyaccmanley617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@elgordodenavidad6234 i think hes just joking, he probably meant "its french historic land that we (french) never even got hands on!"

  • @haze154
    @haze154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Lol i subbed and then 1 minute later i get this! Nice!

    • @GGG502
      @GGG502  5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Thanks

    • @tamle5493
      @tamle5493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow :)

    • @mr.cannon2973
      @mr.cannon2973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why did GGG502 stop mapping

    • @evanfitzpatrick1413
      @evanfitzpatrick1413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Gb1 nah it would be a white peace they would be in a stalemate for a long time

    • @evanfitzpatrick1413
      @evanfitzpatrick1413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Gb1 ww1 the Americans did and same for ww2 pretty much and its modern day France has a strong ground force you have a powerful navy it will go nowhere

  • @masterofgdnaziididhiroshim6902
    @masterofgdnaziididhiroshim6902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    D-day but it’s reverse

  • @LAGaminGasGaming
    @LAGaminGasGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Support to France from Lithuania! We love France!

    • @choppership465
      @choppership465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ;-; Paris is dirty
      I actually been there it was really dirty even the trains are

    • @themax9913
      @themax9913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chopper sadly our government has always did crap since degaulle died .
      But trust me , it won’t stay dirty like that for long .

    • @saulgoodman5482
      @saulgoodman5482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      usa is best countyy tho

    • @koisov4401
      @koisov4401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      carson price
      no

    • @koisov4401
      @koisov4401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      heck france, they didnt help Poland in WW2

  • @ra_zz896
    @ra_zz896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Uk: i landed on france land now the easiest part
    some seconds later
    *France is on UK land*
    Uk: hey man it's was just a joke

    • @sticktheok
      @sticktheok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gb1 Hundred years war

    • @jeanstop8412
      @jeanstop8412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Gb1
      England, the first french colony.

    • @jeanstop8412
      @jeanstop8412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Gb1 And France defeated England more times...

    • @stalkerxxx5
      @stalkerxxx5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Gb1 But Uk maybe have island and invade france when France fight on all fronts in Europe (Napoleomic Wars) and when Napoleon make Army equal to Wellington this heck cowardly runs away to Belgium but 1vs1 fight without any fronts in Europe easily kill Britain ( William Conqueror for Example)

    • @stalkerxxx5
      @stalkerxxx5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gb1 lol learn the history trash England was France colony since 1066
      idiot

  • @marcusanimations1843
    @marcusanimations1843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This is unrealistic because the Scottish will see it as an opportunity to gain independence so they will side with France.

    • @bonb6438
      @bonb6438 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      do u see the future?

    • @RF_N
      @RF_N 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bonb6438 yiz

    • @tox1cboi_524
      @tox1cboi_524 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They had a chance at the Falklands

    • @RF_N
      @RF_N 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tox1cboi_524 nu

    • @Corzal
      @Corzal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RF_N yuer spelin is dug shi

  • @keremtheakpli3006
    @keremtheakpli3006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    England: D-Day Mode activated
    France: Are you sure about that?
    France: Extreme Hard Napoleon Mode activated

  • @Lynagy1776
    @Lynagy1776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Pretty unrealistic. France does have a massive army “who love retreating 😉”, but they could not invade the UK, because their Navy is very powerful, and would prevent a Naval landing.

    • @guillaumelvl9088
      @guillaumelvl9088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Currently the French navy is very powerful and can face the English navy, the French aviation is also stronger it would be enough to defend Calais and the few kilometers that lead to England and the French land army would be unleashed

    • @bijugeorge442
      @bijugeorge442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg dude you are so funny

    • @bijugeorge442
      @bijugeorge442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Uk retreated in Dunkirk remember

    • @esziis
      @esziis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      French navy and space force is stronger than UK actually and by far.

    • @manleyaccmanley617
      @manleyaccmanley617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@guillaumelvl9088 the english beach are literal cliffs, so it would be much harder for the french to advance onto british lands

  • @Kennyov93
    @Kennyov93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    also, a war where france does NOT surrender, even with its capital surrounded

    • @Kennyov93
      @Kennyov93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Pepe the Frog unfortunately not everyone will see it that way

    • @RichARock
      @RichARock 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Pepe the Frog only a few higher than Britain and Britain has also lost less

    • @pallabicollectionsvlog
      @pallabicollectionsvlog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually France has the strongest millitary in Europe

    • @Kennyov93
      @Kennyov93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pallabicollectionsvlog true, but not with a big enough margin to really make a difference. trying an invasion would be suicide for either side

    • @cesaregaragnani2932
      @cesaregaragnani2932 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kennyov93 Probably if UK lost everything in France and France had to fight a lot less in UK

  • @basicallyimtomss
    @basicallyimtomss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    literally the whole rest of the world: *grabs popcorn*

  • @bork6856
    @bork6856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Souvenez-vous de Bouvines, Cocherel, Chizé, Patay, Castillon, Fort Carillon, Malpaquet, Yorktown ou ma préférée, Fontenoy (🇮🇪🇫🇷)...
    Et j'ai compté (ça m'a pris six heures): 54,07% de victoires pour la France contre l'Angleterre (219 victoires, 167 défaites, 19 nuls).

    • @moisesmartin25
      @moisesmartin25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The hell are you saying?!

    • @evanfitzpatrick1413
      @evanfitzpatrick1413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did I just see a Irish flag yess finally I am realesed

    • @Nooooonoooooo
      @Nooooonoooooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@moisesmartin25 He said that france winned more against uk then uk did against france

    • @unepersonneinconnu4015
      @unepersonneinconnu4015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@moisesmartin25 France ⟩ England

    • @danielbrown9352
      @danielbrown9352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@unepersonneinconnu4015 🇨🇵=🏳️ 🇬🇧=🗺️

  • @iwantsomecommies3748
    @iwantsomecommies3748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Vietnam vs Usa and France

    • @Rascelal
      @Rascelal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Đảng muôn năm

    • @gentbelgium4889
      @gentbelgium4889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @salt-shin
      @salt-shin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Vietnam wins easly lol (jk)

    • @librafrankie
      @librafrankie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The real fair fight
      Vietnam vs USA+China+Japan+France

    • @stricter_victor8928
      @stricter_victor8928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We all know how it ends

  • @edp-xo1on
    @edp-xo1on 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Britian:has one of largest navies in the world
    France: no I

    • @MsPaintMr
      @MsPaintMr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      France actually has a slightly bigger Navy, ours is just technologically superior. This video was possible when it was made but now we have 2 new world class Aircraft Carriers so our Navy is definitely strong enough to repel France.

    • @PrivateMcPrivate
      @PrivateMcPrivate 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MsPaintMr I knew that the crossing of the Channel was impossible!

    • @itzastralz1030
      @itzastralz1030 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MsPaintMr you're not able to repel your own virus mutations

    • @MsPaintMr
      @MsPaintMr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itzastralz1030 lol what shithole country are you from?

    • @itzastralz1030
      @itzastralz1030 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MsPaintMr Algeria

  • @TheGreatMEOWS
    @TheGreatMEOWS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    France: Who’s surrendering now Britain?

  • @Havaspierre
    @Havaspierre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Actually correct.
    France in 2019 is stronger than UK and they have more tanks and Nukes.
    No wonder why countries get weakened when empires fall.

    • @stupidstud6789
      @stupidstud6789 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/bVaOJO7aW4k/w-d-xo.html

    • @flixobixooniondrpepper6970
      @flixobixooniondrpepper6970 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agree

    • @MasterClashers
      @MasterClashers 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tank Vs air craft carriers and fighter jets. M8 it's 2019 not 1948 and of you had some sort of a functioning brain you would know the UK is starting to take over France again in many aspects.

    • @Havaspierre
      @Havaspierre 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MasterClashers France would still win.

    • @danielbrown9352
      @danielbrown9352 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Havaspierre It won't France is btec England lol

  • @TommyElijahCabelloReal
    @TommyElijahCabelloReal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Hey GGG502 Pin this
    Britian: *Attacks France*
    France: STOP!
    Britian: Why?
    France: We're both in NATO...
    Belgium: *Confused Screaming*
    United States: Britian, I declare war on you!
    Germany: United States, I declare War on you!
    NATO: WE DECLARE WAR ON NATO
    Switzerland: *Visible Confusion*
    Poland: I can into space!
    BRICS: Actually, quantam mechanics forbids this.

    • @YetAnotherInv
      @YetAnotherInv 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!

    • @osaint3163
      @osaint3163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn't understand shit

    • @amortality999
      @amortality999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@osaint3163 If a NATO member gets attacked by a NATO member, then all the other NATO members will defend the victim against the aggressor.

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Dawud Sajid
      Middle East: *Conflcit intensifies*
      SAARC: *Indo-Pak, Bangladesh-Myanmar war*

    • @AxelB838
      @AxelB838 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lolllll

  • @canadianballmapper
    @canadianballmapper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    UK: France !
    France: Oui?
    UK: Give me Baguette!
    France: Non, monsieur
    UK: NOW
    France: NON!
    France: le thé est à moi

  • @salt-shin
    @salt-shin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    *Touches London*
    UK: PLS I SURRENDER PL0X
    I loved WW2 UK, and I still love modern-day UK : )

    • @saltyruf7186
      @saltyruf7186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MINIONARS it’s the opposite

    • @GeneralissimusStalin17
      @GeneralissimusStalin17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isn't that what France does instead of fighting to the death?

    • @salt-shin
      @salt-shin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, I know it's the opposite, but in this scenario this happenes :|

    • @ieatgold1153
      @ieatgold1153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Pepe the Frog cough cough ww2 we didn't surrender we stood strong

    • @ieatgold1153
      @ieatgold1153 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Pepe the Frog yes with half of Europe breathing done our neck clinging onto anything but our navy

  • @ims6671
    @ims6671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Thats one of the best battles.
    If they werent surrender when capital captured, that was one of the most EPIC battles.

  • @paulineregis6899
    @paulineregis6899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    France : *aaaah do you feel it Britain ?*
    UK : *Yeah*
    Together : *The thrill to fight against you again !*
    Ps : Maybe could have shown fight in the pacific / carribean with the french and British random islands

    • @amirbakali9314
      @amirbakali9314 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It'll be unfair France have so much islands and Mans there

  • @grandmasterdragonborn6841
    @grandmasterdragonborn6841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    NO Americans! London is not the only city in the entire UK and we would not surrender as soon as we lose it.....
    Manchester, Birmingham, Bristol, Sheffield, Edinburgh, Cardiff, Leeds, Newport, Oxford...Should I go on?

    • @UncannyFella
      @UncannyFella 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hold my beer 🍻: Manchester, Liverpool, Blackpool, Canterbury, Sheffield, Lincoln, Southampton, Luton, London, Bristol, Cardiff, Nottingham, Cambridge, Newport, Oxford, Edinburgh, Glasgow, Londonderry, Plymouth, Portsmouth, Bournemouth, Brighton, Norwich, Peterborough, Birmingham, Derby, Ipswich, Swansea, Coventry, Swindon, Leicester, Southend on Sea, Leeds, Belfast, Dundee, York. Don't get me started on the overseas territories.

    • @grandmasterdragonborn6841
      @grandmasterdragonborn6841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@UncannyFella Exactly! Good one mate :)

    • @MsPaintMr
      @MsPaintMr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How could you think he's American? He literally has the German flag on his profile pic!

    • @MsPaintMr
      @MsPaintMr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But anyway Manchester Liverpool Glasgow Edinburgh Newcastle Leeds Cardiff Belfast Birmingham Oxford Cambridge Newport Bristol Swansea Plymouth Truro Exeter Chichester Southampton Portsmouth Brighton Winchester Canterbury Dover Southend Norwich Wolverhampton Solihull Gloucester Bath Stoke Newport Stafford Chester Lincoln Nottingham Leicester Hull York Carlisle Middlesbrough Darlington Aberdeen Dundee Inverness Londonderry Lisburn Lancaster Blackburn Blackpool Wrexham Derry Warwick Hereford Salisbury Swindon Bedford Buckingham Bradford Luton Bournemouth Peterborough Ipswich Coventry

  • @Jack-bg4jp
    @Jack-bg4jp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It's not just about size, the British military is smaller however more advanced, French aircraft carries where commissioned in 1960 whereas British aircraft carriers were commissioned in the 2000s.
    Not to mention France only produced 42000 barrels of oil a day against the UK 950,000 barrels a day, therefore, any draw out war would automatical favor the British as French oil supplies slowly deplete. So, in the end, there would be no winners French would not be able to land an invasion on British soil nor would the British on French, therefore, no one would win.

    • @ramzycryxx5585
      @ramzycryxx5585 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol a war isn't only about soil

    • @quixzynations
      @quixzynations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nah uk would lose no doubt

    • @CrawlOutToTheFalloutBaby
      @CrawlOutToTheFalloutBaby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@quixzynations They would not

    • @PrimalGaming288
      @PrimalGaming288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@quixzynations evidence?

    • @PrimalGaming288
      @PrimalGaming288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      man is speaking facts france and uk are basically equal in millitary and economic power

  • @theemeraldcrusaderpizza9235
    @theemeraldcrusaderpizza9235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Nah it goes like this England: nuke
    France: *white flag*

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    • @theemeraldcrusaderpizza9235
      @theemeraldcrusaderpizza9235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      (It was a french flag, but it was turned white by radiation! (*OAKY GUY UNDERNEATH CANNOT READ THIS REPLY OOF.*

    • @taxevasiongaming
      @taxevasiongaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nope uk do we dope soooon

    • @nordic5628
      @nordic5628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      C. Round did you forget that france has nukes too or was this purely a joke?

    • @taxevasiongaming
      @taxevasiongaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ye

    • @plumebrisee6206
      @plumebrisee6206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@taxevasiongaming France have more nuke .

  • @whyamihere832
    @whyamihere832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    UK: back in the old years when I gain Land from France
    UK: I guess It's time to do it again!
    France: Reverse Card

  • @meff2444
    @meff2444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    thats actually accurate cause france has now a bigger navy and army than the brits

    • @diane79100
      @diane79100 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      By 1

    • @calebhatesthings
      @calebhatesthings 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The tables have now turned and In 2024 Britain is FAR Stronger

  • @rafiialfatih5576
    @rafiialfatih5576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    These are the two countries with the most enduring rivalries

  • @oskartalacko9634
    @oskartalacko9634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Britain has India, Australia, New Zealand and Canada under partial control, so Britain wins.

    • @marvingideonpurba2752
      @marvingideonpurba2752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They're also have america

    • @minecraftgamer5022
      @minecraftgamer5022 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Resprune The US and Canada will always stand side by side with the brittish aswell as new zealand and austrailia!

    • @josipmujan3737
      @josipmujan3737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Some of canadians are also french so some of them will joon french side end america is i think a litlle bit closer friend to france then uk because of inpendence war of 1776 (just in my opinion)

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Atleast we in Pakistan took full independence -(except we are still in commonwealth)-

    • @G9S5
      @G9S5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@minecraftgamer5022 wrong, USA would stay with france because France helped USA during the indepence war

  • @skullcrusherblood6605
    @skullcrusherblood6605 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Realistically, it would be a stalemate, French are stronger in terms of military on land and size, but UK has a more advanced military and stronger navy, air force is around equal. No sides would win in a war like this.

  • @digenhsakritas1337
    @digenhsakritas1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You're such an amazing mapper!

    • @GGG502
      @GGG502  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you

  • @gaybowser4648
    @gaybowser4648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Here’s the thing though. One; Britain cannot invade France and win. Two; France cannot invade Great Britain and win. 3; Britain cannot take Paris and win. 4; France cannot take Britain and win.
    Here’s the thing about all this- it can only end in a tie, that’s how it’s always been and will continue to be. France’s geography is too good and so is their military and people too proud to give up- the only reason the Angevin or Plantagenet Empires went on for so long, is because most English people were close to the French so it was like being invaded, by your cousin, but your cousin only wants to kill your king. So Britain could never hold France. But France could also never hold Britain. Our military is small but it is way too powerful. We completely control the channel but even on home ground, we fight ferociously. Look at the Falklands war and how bad some of the odds in battle were against us, and yet we still somehow came up on top. Also, with the rain and a particularly muddy and often rural terrain, we could employ some pretty decent guerrilla tactics against the French.
    I’m the end, neither can win.

    • @docxx4499
      @docxx4499 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      (in italian) escludendo il fatto che non c'è assolutamente alcun motivo per cui Francia e Regno Unito possano decidere di farsi la guerra, soprattutto su larga scala.
      (poi come questo video possa essere anche solo lontanamente realistico dal punto di vista militare non me lo spiego)

  • @guymandude9054
    @guymandude9054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    France has one of the largest militaries, I don’t think they’ll be surrendering anytime soon

    • @littlestarlily4890
      @littlestarlily4890 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what they said in 1939

    • @jeremyc4926
      @jeremyc4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      why are we making jokes about france by saying that it capitulated in 1940 when russia also capitulated in the first world war?

    • @dardanianmapper9906
      @dardanianmapper9906 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeremyc4926 There was literllay a civil war in Russia and not only was there no civil war in France but british troops were also there to help france

    • @lowenbarbe6229
      @lowenbarbe6229 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dardanianmapper9906 The British barely even helped France in 1940, they only sent around 500,000 troops while France had mobilized millions

  • @darioisakovic7802
    @darioisakovic7802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who's better?
    United Kingdom🇬🇧 = Like
    French Republic🇫🇷 = Comment

    • @evanfitzpatrick1413
      @evanfitzpatrick1413 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dario Isaković nether Ireland is the best🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

  • @pavan923
    @pavan923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    After all that, after an entire seige of their capital, after a brutal naval campaign, after all the pain and suffering, france took...
    *jersey, guerseyy, and southhampton*

  • @Andrej-f7c
    @Andrej-f7c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ♥️Britain 🇬🇧 and France 🇫🇷 from 🇭🇷 I hope they never fight

    • @Andrej-f7c
      @Andrej-f7c 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pancakemacbuttery9142 By Africa*

  • @pascalepreuilh
    @pascalepreuilh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Vive la France 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😁🇬🇧☠

    • @menofwar5004
      @menofwar5004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GOD SAVE THE QUEEN 🇬🇧
      R.I.P. France 🇫🇷

  • @1princesstrudy
    @1princesstrudy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m from Britain and I personally think that war with France would never happen

  • @alecneate76
    @alecneate76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    No way, france would be far more stretched doe to it having borders with nations that could turn hostile whereas the uk can defend the whole country with its navy and focus more of its territorial forces on offense rather than defense. The only situation where the uk could lose would be if scotland rebelled and left the uk during the war

    • @RegzalTG
      @RegzalTG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or Ireland was supplied

  • @DanielKolbin
    @DanielKolbin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Go UK

    • @UncannyFella
      @UncannyFella 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rule britannia earrape. 🇬🇧🍵🍻 🍪🇬🇧 🍵 🍻 🍪.

    • @DanielKolbin
      @DanielKolbin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      British person who says sorry too much, want to sub 4 sub?

  • @coolawesomeepicman4513
    @coolawesomeepicman4513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Most likely peace deal : France takes Channels islands, because both their mainland is so culturally integrated it would be too costly to annex

  • @ataberkeren5486
    @ataberkeren5486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy is a french nationalist, uk would definitely win given its poulation and military. Forget that, tue last vid showed germany losing against france, which is super bs, because germany is technologically more advanced, and definitely has more manpowee.

  • @enorez4302
    @enorez4302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:56 *Top Ten Anime Plot Twists*

  • @БорБориска-ц5в
    @БорБориска-ц5в 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good video! However I doubt that the UK would lose this battle

  • @nopek1768
    @nopek1768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ah yes
    Tradition.

  • @daveurbex
    @daveurbex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Normandy: "Oh shit, here we go again"

  • @srkami9608
    @srkami9608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Too unrrealistic
    UK have a bigger marine and Air Force, so France can't make a naval invasion, and the marine's mines and litoral's fortifications of UK don't permit a easy naval invasion

    • @georgesvo1694
      @georgesvo1694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      in fact this is wrong.by now the uk marines is smaller. and the number of aicraft does not count. why? for instance it takes 1 typhoon and 2 tornados to bomb a plac but only 1 rafale. (look at libya )

  • @espath9616
    @espath9616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    France: Paris
    UK: I don't get it
    France: Exactly

  • @trollinape2697
    @trollinape2697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    France actually is stronger bothe económic and militarily
    Edit:I forgot they are bothe similar, and the UK can attack French Guyana, a rich región in gold and timber, which also holds the National Space Station of Korou, owned by the Euro Space Association

    • @MasterClashers
      @MasterClashers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah M8 UK is ranked 5th for economy and France 7th. Let's add that the UK has taken over France in it's population recently so therefore have more people working towards the economy. Also all the strikes in France dont help them out. The UK has a stronger navy and are starting to take over in the air as well.

    • @trollinape2697
      @trollinape2697 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MasterClashers GNI or GDP per Capita is what counts

    • @MasterClashers
      @MasterClashers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@trollinape2697 I'm talking about the economy itself. Also the GDP is higher in the UK

    • @trollinape2697
      @trollinape2697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MasterClashers UK has more submarines by 1 and France has more destroyers so basically they're the same

    • @trollinape2697
      @trollinape2697 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MasterClashers GDP per Capita is the economy itself, like Spain is richer than Switzerland by the nominal GDP but in per Capita Switzerland is richer than Spain because on average the swiss are more than Spain

  • @pumpkinmapping6051
    @pumpkinmapping6051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How the war would work
    France: I hate UK so glad they're empires gone
    UK: I heard that! I declare war on you!
    Uk: about to take Paris
    France: Goes all the way and is about to win the war
    FRANCE: I surrender!
    UK: What? WHy?
    The reason France sold statue of liberty:
    They didn't want a statue with only one hand up

    • @Nooooonoooooo
      @Nooooonoooooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolute fake,atleast tell its a joke because they sold the statue of liberty to the US for celebrating or the independence against UK.

  • @imperiodegoias
    @imperiodegoias 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    France could never invade the UK, London is almost an impenetrable fortress.
    The United Kingdom has a well-prepared army and a navy that surpasses that of France

    • @Prodelem
      @Prodelem 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hezuuu8 UK navy much more advanced, and superior in almost every way. French airforce slightly better. Army's pretty equal.

    • @Paul_Trenbolone
      @Paul_Trenbolone 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Prodelem actualy the french navy is Much more advanced than you thinks, she is better than the british one.

    • @Prodelem
      @Prodelem 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Paul_Trenbolone Not sure why you think that, what's your source?

    • @Paul_Trenbolone
      @Paul_Trenbolone 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Prodelem France have a nuclear aircraft carrier, one of the best in the world, she have the new class chevalier Paul (we call it à frigate but it is basicaly a destroyer) and have News nuclear submarine in quality and numbers, the past deceny the royal navy have decreased in number and have the queen elizabeth as an aircraft carrier wich is really bad (or not as much effective as the french one de Charles De Gaulle).

  • @patate97
    @patate97 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    France and the UK have a similar military and since the two contries are seperated by the English Channel, there's no way they could successfully invade each other.

  • @bal-duredt2190
    @bal-duredt2190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This video is the most satisfying thing to watch for a french x)

  • @spysappingmahinternet
    @spysappingmahinternet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    France: You think you're strong boi, BUT I AM STRONGER

  • @randomstuff8149
    @randomstuff8149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Nice how it shows naval territories,although it would've been nice if it showed overseas territories like the Falklands or New Cadelonia

    • @KaIIenie
      @KaIIenie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      argentina: HUH???!?!!?

  • @japhethdwyer9265
    @japhethdwyer9265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Britan: Give up, we're almost at Paris
    France: *Tais-toi le garçon thé*

    • @aeoe665
      @aeoe665 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oke I trsanlated it to English

  • @Aaron-Rinoy
    @Aaron-Rinoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *every single mapper* (except a few)
    pros of being an island: mapper will never make you lose land
    cons: none

  • @lb585
    @lb585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think it would be a tie, The larger french army would likely be able to repel a land invasion, however the British navy (2nd strongest in the world) would also deny a french invasion.

    • @dijarkio2699
      @dijarkio2699 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hitler wants to know the power how France invaded uk

    • @titiennegeo6957
      @titiennegeo6957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The British navy is not that strong anymore and the french navy is larger

  • @hpgamer9596
    @hpgamer9596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If this happened wouldn’t it be the bloodiest battle in eu

  • @AshyAnimations
    @AshyAnimations ปีที่แล้ว +1

    your telling me France won to uk
    just to take that small ass island?

  • @plokoon4314
    @plokoon4314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Visegrad four (Poland,Czech republic,Slovakia and Hungary) vs Germany and Austria please

    • @GGG502
      @GGG502  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, but it takes time, i have too many suggestions to make

  • @ervelinematezondombasi2184
    @ervelinematezondombasi2184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    MOI JE PRÉFÈRE LA FRANCE 🇫🇷

  • @nuggkston
    @nuggkston 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    -1 dislike because I thought it was going to tie. I respect you for doing this beautiful job, I know that France is growing, but the UK is not going to let France overcome it. In my point of view I prefer the UK. because it is one of my favorite powers. I prefer UK than France in the question of militarism that may even be better in France until the next few years. We can not focus on the present but on the Future (on that occasion).

    • @steffine29
      @steffine29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So,just cause u prefer UK ,u dislike this?Lol that kid

    • @afisto6647
      @afisto6647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@steffine29
      Yeah totally.

  • @callum9378
    @callum9378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *France beating Britain in the naval war*
    Makes sense

  • @raffaelschimanowski8942
    @raffaelschimanowski8942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Did the border change?😂
    But nice video!
    Vive la France from Germany!

    • @MonoF3
      @MonoF3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i know ur comment is old, but yes the border changed, france got 3 islands

  • @JiafeiProducts6969
    @JiafeiProducts6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Belgium,Italy switzerland:🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍕

  • @richardhoward1863
    @richardhoward1863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Britain: *gains one millimeter of sea*
    France: I surrender!

  • @flvvnnn7737
    @flvvnnn7737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Like if you are french, like su tu es français

  • @lincorruptible6915
    @lincorruptible6915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    French troops would get into London within a day.

    • @MasterClashers
      @MasterClashers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You wish.. the UK is taking over France in all economy population and army atm

    • @lmao.3661
      @lmao.3661 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @darragney623
      @darragney623 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      L'Incorruptible we’ll see the uk has many other cities form like Edinburgh and Belfast

    • @north-seascoundrel7328
      @north-seascoundrel7328 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your opinion doesn’t count with that name, frenchie

  • @Whisper71
    @Whisper71 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    France takes over Great Britain.
    Ireland: Takes Popcorn.

  • @epiccrik4521
    @epiccrik4521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I put some baquete in my tea at the end.

  • @R4in46
    @R4in46 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:25 that is some insane Blitzkrieg tactic right there

  • @foundryiron
    @foundryiron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    FALKLANDS, WHERE ARE YOU?!?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE BRITISH

    • @lunazcynical
      @lunazcynical 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Falklands are just part of the British Commonwealth. they have to manually join the war themselves

    • @foundryiron
      @foundryiron 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lunazcynical thanks

    • @foundryiron
      @foundryiron 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jermain-cz4bh are you trying to start another world war?

    • @foundryiron
      @foundryiron 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jermain-cz4bh Its Canadian

    • @lewiss.9632
      @lewiss.9632 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jermain-cz4bh Nooooope

  • @bluepikman7851
    @bluepikman7851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Realistically speaking, this would just cause a stalemate.

    • @qwertyuiopasdfghjkl8415
      @qwertyuiopasdfghjkl8415 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya

    • @lb585
      @lb585 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      France’s larger army would likely defeat a land invasion, Britain’s larger navy would prevent a land invasion, so yeah nobody would win

    • @thetrist333
      @thetrist333 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lb585 France have a bigger navie of 180ships while uk only have 80... France have à bigger army and airforce as well... Sorry it's not going to be a stalmate it's a french victory

    • @lb585
      @lb585 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thetrist333 i admit France has a larger army and to a lesser degree air force, but i guarantee the UK has more than 8 ships. i would appreciate your source.

    • @thetrist333
      @thetrist333 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lb585 my source is globalfirepower

  • @G0DKING
    @G0DKING 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The UK would’ve won as there stronger in both military and economic power.

    • @GGG502
      @GGG502  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      www.globalfirepower.com/countries-comparison-detail.asp?form=form&country1=united-kingdom&country2=france&Submit=COMPARE

    • @long7463
      @long7463 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you dumb

  • @asmrnot6800
    @asmrnot6800 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    UK and France are fighting while America's sitting back and relaxing

  • @laurentiuenulescu6893
    @laurentiuenulescu6893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    FRANCE CAN INTO UK WITHOUT SURRENDER!
    pls this was only a joke XD

  • @cosminionascu
    @cosminionascu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Uk and France: also attacking on water
    Me: no, that's not how you play the game

  • @igor6288
    @igor6288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    With its departments and overseas territories, France has the second largest maritime territory in the world after the USA

    • @theunfunnychannel5567
      @theunfunnychannel5567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope your wrong there, France has the larges maritime territory

  • @Cosmicalic
    @Cosmicalic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How the F did France invade Britain that easily

    • @ygloogloo
      @ygloogloo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The same for britain

  • @tfnustus8525
    @tfnustus8525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kritik: Ich finde diese 1vs1 Videos zu berechenbar. Es startet oft so, dass ein Land in das andere gut vordringt und nach ner Zeit zurückgeschlagen wird und verliert. Trotzdem cooles Video

    • @GGG502
      @GGG502  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Danke

    • @GGG502
      @GGG502  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aber ich versuche das ein bisschen zufälliger zu machen

    • @tfnustus8525
      @tfnustus8525 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GGG502 Seh dich nicht gezwungen, ist mir bloß aufgefallen

    • @danielehrenbrink1246
      @danielehrenbrink1246 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GGG502 ich sage probiere ein paar flankierungs und umcirclungspläne wie zb Englands Armee in paris

  • @ChineseProductions
    @ChineseProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    NATO: I’m gonna stop you right there

  • @mariancovasan6654
    @mariancovasan6654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like this tipe of video

  • @evanarroyo1384
    @evanarroyo1384 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This war would be absolutely deadly. Especially since the last time places like London were bombed were with old raggedy planes. But modern planes are absolutely devastating. I don’t even wanna think of what will happen to Paris

  • @ayzor9825
    @ayzor9825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The frenchs are the bests

  • @ernestorivas3764
    @ernestorivas3764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Game of War GGG502 Mapping
    Rule 1: If you capture the enemy capital, you win

  • @Sarfnic
    @Sarfnic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Seemed a tad bit rushed at the end.

  • @CronusROM
    @CronusROM 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    👏👌👍 Gutes video und ich freu mich schon auf Scenario

    • @GGG502
      @GGG502  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bin leider schon wieder krank, es wird sich leider ein bisschen verschieben, ich kann nämlich jetzt
      nicht jeden Tag ein video machen.

    • @CronusROM
      @CronusROM 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GGG502 achso ok aber du must ja nicht jeden tag ein video machen ruhe dich erstmal aus und von mir aus kannst du sogar 1 woche lang frei nehmen mir ist es egal

  • @KRPTN
    @KRPTN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I thought france would surrunder again lol

  • @Lucky_Quarter
    @Lucky_Quarter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *French spy stabbing uk*
    Spy: Well! Off to visit ur queen!

  • @randomperson-fl1iq
    @randomperson-fl1iq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    too unrealistic, france would *surrender*

    • @trollinape2697
      @trollinape2697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      France has the most powerfull army in the EU of course they'd surrender

    • @TheGuy-yk1ut
      @TheGuy-yk1ut 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trollinape2697 lol

    • @vasoconvict
      @vasoconvict 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      France won the most battles in history, stop making "z0mg fr4nc3 w04ld s4773nd3r l0l0l".

    • @vasoconvict
      @vasoconvict 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also that's very offensive that's another reason.

    • @TheGuy-yk1ut
      @TheGuy-yk1ut 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vasoconvict Are you new to the internet?

  • @aircoolguy5218
    @aircoolguy5218 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    USA: no Britain! I better help my best friend!
    France: the fuck man? I helped you get independence!
    USA: and I liberated you and I’m about to do it again!
    UK: haha!