"Endermillia, being the awkward mess that she is, screws it up and gets rejected." Given Enderlily's reactions, I'm not so sure it was really Endermillia's fault...
I like how jardon complains about not having optifine to turn off dynamic FOV, yet he completely skips over the fact that it was also added as a *vanilla feature* in 1.16, *the version he's playing on*
They should make another map that includedes Jordan's voice lines he so kindly provided us with at the beginning of this video and it too will be made up by twitch chat.
I like how Jardoonian Maroon5 didn't consider that he died for this trip to hecc, because in every other situation it would just be a portal or something and you could still die
Responses to questions asked or things said throughout video.. (Edited while watching video) Why is stonks a Fletcher?: chat said they hated the Fletcher most. Yes, all numbers, names, mobs and crimes were chosen by chat. How to tell the difference between a slime vs. a honey block? : Slime block has a smaller square as the center. Honey blocks have a larger internal square. The wikifeet choice is my proudest moment of input in chat. Yes, it's an accurate recreation of henzoid's house I missed about 3 streams and came back to that last section.. I have no idea how the quizzle idea came to be, but it was insane.
@@christianabbott6405 I don't think I was there for that segment... The first stream I wasn't paying much attention and had to leave 30 minutes in.. I recommended the villager, but that's all I remember from that stream
@@christianabbott6405 We did a lot of the clues on stream, and most of them are from chat to some degree, but at a point when you're doing a quizzle, it's gotta be meticulous so the last like 10 or so were me off stream.
@@ignsaveingwolf6724 What about it? It's put in place because Optifine takes precident over some 3D models and textures in resourcepacks with no way of controlling it.
@Rosalina Mayers ....dont belive everything you read from people, he can just say that without anyone being able to say if its true or not, most likely he just said it to get attention
@a • 2009 years ago Sorry i dont quite understand... *anything...* right now... Im kinda overly excited to the point of gagging so ill probably give you a propper responce when i calm down.
@@desipug i do parkour every so often i guess im more of an older parkour like Jardon tho i was good back in the day but i have a lot of new tricks to learn etc im kinda like Jardon but befote MCC lol
I feel bad for Jordan, he didn't notice during the ENTIRE Beehive bit that Slimeblocks have a small cube inside and far lighter/low opacity outside and honeyblocks have a very large cube inside with a higher opacity outside. If that didn't make sense, sorry. I tried to explain it. XD
We need to take a moment to appreciate henzoids amazing work and our captain for all the work he’s done the past few months with a lot of streaming and video content production.
"Everybody loves mac and cheese, Chicken alfredo, fuckin... Lasagna, put some meat in it and that's Mac and cheese, rigitoni... well that's just a noodle but if you put cheese in it it's mac and cheese!" -probably Jordan
You're valid! Not everyone needs to like fitting into labels. Others may find it comforting to find a term for a community that understands them, but choosing not to be labelled is also valid!
So wait... They referenced The Legend of Zelda, unintentionally or intentionally referenced Grooseward Gourd, and referenced Phineas and Ferb at the same time?!?!
For future reference, slime blocks have a smaller center than honey blocks. So even if someone changes the textures to be the same, you can just look at the inner core of the blocks.
11:15 "totem of undying gets season three. oh, is that all we needed? is that all we needed when we jumped into the void?" cap im losing it holy heck edit: am i an idiot or is debt misspelled?
The infinite torture henzoid puts captainsparkles through is really why we come here. Maybe next time. A map about both of them saving Christmas or something.
I really appreciate the length of these videos. It's unfortunate most people have the attention span of 11 min videos, but I just want to say I truly appreciate this type of video. Thanks a lot for bringing fun into my life, and for the amazing editing!
1:05:40 it's like when you turn in your HW 30 minutes before the end of the last class, and they say, _SHOW YOUR WORK_ and tell you to redo the assignment.
3:53 Just know that No dynamic FOV is a vanilla feature, starting in 1.16.2. If you're playing 1.16.1, you can use either the MotioNO or FOV Lock mod. If you want to zoom in you can use OK zoomer, WI Zoom, or Logical Zoom mod. There is basically an alternative to almost every feature of Optifine, and that alternative doesn't break maps.
Loved the Stanley Parable reference in the Taxi Vader segment. If you wanted to play something solo just for the sake of it, highly recommend the game :)
The trolley car scenario has a very simple answer that a lot of people agree with actually: Which path is the trolley SUPPOSED to be going down in its schedule and thus, there shouldn't be people on it to begin with? Like why are these 5 people hanging out on an active railway? The lone guy who's not in the current path of the trolley, he's not being dumb by standing at an active rail-line. What if the other single guy is a maintenance worker or something and the 5 people on the track are drunkards having a party? Because then you don't divert the train because, sad though it may be, those 5 people will be facing the consequences of their own actions, but if you divert it and kill the one person who wasn't originally in the line of fire then you're making that person pay the price for other peoples' mistakes. This is one of the simplest answers you can derive without adding too many defining elements to the scenario. (For example, it assumes they're all the same age, and only asks the additional question of where was the train supposed to be going from the start. If you changed it to be the 5 are children being dumb on the tracks and the one person is an adult, then you can consider saving the children at the expense of the adult because they aren't wholly responsible for themselves yet.)
If I buy a self driving car, I would 100% want it to prioritize me. Brick wall or old lady, it better choose that old lady, I still have my whole life ahead of me
"Endermillia, being the awkward mess that she is, screws it up and gets rejected." Given Enderlily's reactions, I'm not so sure it was really Endermillia's fault...
nice comment but also, triforce pfp? 👀
666
ikr?! Endermillia deserves better than Enderlily!
@@raviosolaire is there something wrong with someone having a triforce pfp?
@@CamTheWarlock no, I actually love legend of Zelda so it caught my eye.
not a bad thing by any means
Hey hey, thanks so much for playing! Also thanks to everybody who joined the streams after I advertised it on the Bone Zone video hehe.
Ur welcome henzoid thank you for letting us make this amazing map
I skrrtscribed
thanks for letting me test *this*
what was in the chest
@@birdbrain0401 Guess you'll have to download the map to find out O_O
I like how jardon complains about not having optifine to turn off dynamic FOV, yet he completely skips over the fact that it was also added as a *vanilla feature* in 1.16, *the version he's playing on*
Lol, maybe he just dident know
1.16.2 from memory but yeah
I am so triggered rn because of this. THE WHOLE VIDEO I WAS TRIGGGERRRREEEDD
Way older than 1.16. Not sure how much older, but I'm fairly certain it's in 1.12 too.
@@NotNitehawk i am 99% sure it was part of the 16.4 update the same one that let you remove the screen wobble from nausea
They should make another map that includedes Jordan's voice lines he so kindly provided us with at the beginning of this video and it too will be made up by twitch chat.
I was kinda hoping this map would be a red herring for the creation of that
I like how Jardoonian Maroon5 didn't consider that he died for this trip to hecc, because in every other situation it would just be a portal or something and you could still die
Responses to questions asked or things said throughout video..
(Edited while watching video)
Why is stonks a Fletcher?: chat said they hated the Fletcher most.
Yes, all numbers, names, mobs and crimes were chosen by chat.
How to tell the difference between a slime vs. a honey block? : Slime block has a smaller square as the center. Honey blocks have a larger internal square.
The wikifeet choice is my proudest moment of input in chat.
Yes, it's an accurate recreation of henzoid's house
I missed about 3 streams and came back to that last section.. I have no idea how the quizzle idea came to be, but it was insane.
The quizzle was from the first stream and henz just did all the clues himself, but we told him our names for the clues if you remember.
@@christianabbott6405 I don't think I was there for that segment... The first stream I wasn't paying much attention and had to leave 30 minutes in.. I recommended the villager, but that's all I remember from that stream
@@christianabbott6405 We did a lot of the clues on stream, and most of them are from chat to some degree, but at a point when you're doing a quizzle, it's gotta be meticulous so the last like 10 or so were me off stream.
Henzoid You did an incredible job! Thank you for taking chats very.. weird and sometimes nsfw recommendations and turning it into something amazing.💛
@@ignsaveingwolf6724 What about it? It's put in place because Optifine takes precident over some 3D models and textures in resourcepacks with no way of controlling it.
I feel so proud for coming up with some of the things Jardon hated in this map
@Rosalina Mayers ....dont belive everything you read from people, he can just say that without anyone being able to say if its true or not, most likely he just said it to get attention
@@Cinnamon_Shaey He?
@@amir_shaban_80 sorry i have poor vision, cant see the picture
@Rosalina Mayers not saying you are, i cant read your mind, so couldent possibly know if you were that gullible or not
I got the sheep named Taxi Vader and a few other things
Moral of the story, never let twitch chat do anything or else you will have a bad time.
* Song that might play when you watch Twitch
**sans appears**
Look, the fact is that couple never should have been together.
Their ruined relationship and Endermilia's trauma is on twitch chat
When was there ever any doubt ever in that?
megalovania Intensifies
Taxi vader
"This is stanley hes employee number 427"
Exactly what I was about to say.
The Stanley parable is so so so good. The delux version is said to come out next year!
I was very sad when Jardon failed to recognize the reference.
I may have not immediately gotten it at the number, but I at least got it at the circling hallway
broom closet ending boys where we at?
Jardon starts a new mini-game: oh this looks like it’s gonna be fun
Jardon 80% into the mini-game: ***external screaming***
Endermillia was then shipped to the nearest enderman xp grinder
Epic plot twist
R.I.P Endermilia 2020-2020
At least she was shipped
I've killed tens of thousands of Enderman in my grinders.
@a • 2009 years ago Sorry i dont quite understand... *anything...* right now... Im kinda overly excited to the point of gagging so ill probably give you a propper responce when i calm down.
It was so much fun making this map with everyone.. thank you for doing this henzoid!
Not henzoid but ok! :D
Pretty sure u didn't I was there for 14 out of the 16
@@flarbergaster my username on twitch is musicalvenus.. feel free to watch some of henzoid's twitch vids and see my username.. it's yellow💛
@@flarbergaster hey flarb, it's abbott
Oh I didn't know it was you and hi
I thought it was gonna be crowd control again, judging by the length.
41:30 The Stanley Parable
44:00 Please dont touch anything
47:12 megalovania?
Why is your profile pic slime god? (This is off topic)
as someone who has unironically heard tens of thousands of variations, i can confirm that 47:12 is indeed megolovania
@@GamerT811 Someone say something about a slime god
Jardon, you can turn off FOV changes in vanilla.
Ye, for clarification, it's a 1.16 feature. You can also change the intensity of the changes.
I dont think he should turn it off
clockoff94 trust me I assume u don’t do parkour but FOV off is the best change they added for the parkour community
The FOV changes option has been a thing for ages on Bedrock lol
@@desipug i do parkour every so often i guess im more of an older parkour like Jardon tho i was good back in the day but i have a lot of new tricks to learn etc im kinda like Jardon but befote MCC lol
I can't believe Endermilia is not a resident with a number under a million.
Viktor Reznov how did you survive Vorkuta?
Henzoid at the beginning of the map: my twich stream came up with the ideas so don't blame me
Jordan: HENZOID WHY!!!!
I feel bad for Jordan, he didn't notice during the ENTIRE Beehive bit that Slimeblocks have a small cube inside and far lighter/low opacity outside and honeyblocks have a very large cube inside with a higher opacity outside. If that didn't make sense, sorry. I tried to explain it. XD
When Jardon was in the house I couldn't help but imagine Henzoid running around like a lunatic tearing his house apart looking for random crap haha
We need to take a moment to appreciate henzoids amazing work and our captain for all the work he’s done the past few months with a lot of streaming and video content production.
Henzoid: "Twitch chat told me what to do, I just did it for them, don't blame me."
Sparklez: "BUT WHY YOU DO HENZOID! WHY YOU DO THIS!"
Jardin has a kraft cheese problem, it's probably why he started playing minekraft
"Everybody loves mac and cheese, Chicken alfredo, fuckin... Lasagna, put some meat in it and that's Mac and cheese, rigitoni... well that's just a noodle but if you put cheese in it it's mac and cheese!" -probably Jordan
1:00:23 Henzoid my man we love to see it (also yes of course i saw the really obvious lesbian banner in the dating sim)
OMG LESBIAN AND BI REPRESENTATION
Henzoid said gay rights and we stan it
You're valid! Not everyone needs to like fitting into labels. Others may find it comforting to find a term for a community that understands them, but choosing not to be labelled is also valid!
aight everybody enderlily is cancelled
7:53 you forgot to read the text in white ""I really don't want to advertise the discord in this map" - henzoid" I got you though ;)
43:45 I think this room was a reference to the game Please Don't Touch Anything
Anyone else wishing that he went through all the dating fails, Henry Stickmin-style?
But they all have the same result so it’s not as fun as Henry stickmin
Not really the video would be like 30 minutes longer...
I'd eat at Endy's
I'd eat out endy
So wait... They referenced The Legend of Zelda, unintentionally or intentionally referenced Grooseward Gourd, and referenced Phineas and Ferb at the same time?!?!
Henzoid better use those vocal warmups out of context in his next map somehow
For future reference, slime blocks have a smaller center than honey blocks. So even if someone changes the textures to be the same, you can just look at the inner core of the blocks.
The funny thing about this video is that Jardon actually went to hell to complete
This was simultaneously the most stressful and entertaining thing I have watched on this channel in a very long time
Did Jardon not see the reference with the purple and green tent and the name Brianite...?
The way he changes words to avoid demonization is actually hilarious and adds to the video.
11:15 "totem of undying gets season three. oh, is that all we needed? is that all we needed when we jumped into the void?" cap im losing it holy heck
edit: am i an idiot or is debt misspelled?
The infinite torture henzoid puts captainsparkles through is really why we come here. Maybe next time. A map about both of them saving Christmas or something.
That last puzzle is basically "Trying to please everyone: The video game"
Yo. He fricking NAILED the population of hell
i almost wanna play through this entire map just for the final puzzle, it looked like fun...
I really appreciate the length of these videos. It's unfortunate most people have the attention span of 11 min videos, but I just want to say I truly appreciate this type of video. Thanks a lot for bringing fun into my life, and for the amazing editing!
I helped with this and it was fun
1:02:48 That was pretty hilarious, the transition to the "Oooh God" :'D
Now I'm sad that I didn't get on Henzoid's stream while it was ongoing and make a stupid suggestion. Thanks for making me sad, Jardonskolovich.
1:05:40 it's like when you turn in your HW 30 minutes before the end of the last class, and they say, _SHOW YOUR WORK_ and tell you to redo the assignment.
"Roses are red"
"Some violets are black"
"Everything changed when captain sparklez attacked"
That was one of the best Minecraft maps I’ve seen. Great editing. You’re awesome Jardon.
59:54 yo we out here! yes henzoid, represent
and the lesbian flag in the dating sim
that please don't touch anything reference was perfect
Vote, Clayton for President of “Heck”
42:00 Taxi Vader's part is happening in Stanley's office from Stanley's Parable! That's awesome 😁
Next week: Endermilia and Enderlily go to Endy’s
34:41
Jardon's French pronunciation has improved since I last heard him attempt
Congrats Jardoon
1:03:20 when he goes into despair with the voice changer still on lololol
I have never seen anyone go from relief to anguish so fast 1:02:49
You should stream ‘The Stanley Parable.’ That’s what the office level in this game was based off of. It is an incredible game and a classic.
Henzoid: this was made by twitch veiwers not me
Sparkles: Hezoid why did you add this
Get stick bugged lol
Jardon: Talking about chess and all it's fundamentals and everything else
A certain Namek off-screen: NEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
satan sounds like an offbrand swaggersouls
You have opened my eyes to the word of God...
3:53
Just know that No dynamic FOV is a vanilla feature, starting in 1.16.2. If you're playing 1.16.1, you can use either the MotioNO or FOV Lock mod. If you want to zoom in you can use OK zoomer, WI Zoom, or Logical Zoom mod. There is basically an alternative to almost every feature of Optifine, and that alternative doesn't break maps.
Jordan getting angry at Enderlily is the best thing I’ve seen in a while 😂
the please don’t touch anything reference was a nice touch
Love the editting
The stanley parable and please don't touch anything references was amazing
Satan: *breathes"
Jordan: *e*
Captain, you can set your FOV to not change in 1.16.2 and above! It’s under accessibility settings!
Ah, Stanley Parable! Love that setup!
3 of the days were actually spent on making the map. The other 100 were spent figuring out what Twitch Chat meant when the said their ideas.
1:07:10 I knew it.
i would be reject just like endermilia, best answers
I love that the music that plays in the elevator is the first notes of megalovania xD
my only complaint is probably that he cheated to skip some of the parkour when he had enough gold nuggets to buy a jump boost potion 😂😂
Love the please dont touch anything refrence!
"That was a lie..."
This intonation, i can't
that die sign was totally there for you
Wait did he get the Stanley Parable reference
Your mumbling and reactions to this map...
Mirror my reaction to watching the news...
Thank you for the levity
Who's randomly found captain sparklez one day and watching him ever since
Nostalgic ol' day
I found him because of his old minecraft music videos like the iconic fallen kingdom, but dident sub until a few months ago
THATS HOW RECCOMENDATIONS WORK STOP COPY PASTING THE SAME DUMB COMMENT
@@dolphinman9802 syop being an ass...
43:51 I like the please don't touch anything reference
Another video from the GOAT himself
Im not sure if your talking about the GOAT im thinking about
Docm?
I mean when playing maps i am pretty sure all 4 parts of GOAT apply
Loved the Stanley Parable reference in the Taxi Vader segment. If you wanted to play something solo just for the sake of it, highly recommend the game :)
Oh boy, and Please Don't Touch Anything. Truly wonderful
Uhmm... I’m scared now, the whole “trolley problem” part with date, I had this conversation TODAY before I saw that part
btw the numbers in the office level are a reference to stanley parable
"this is a story about a man named taxi vader..."
i miss this era
Can we get a "Jardon Plays Chess" series?
So many lovely sentences were said during this video
lmfao jordan is so proud of his wikifeet
42:05
yoooo the number on the wall is a stanley parable reference poggers
Am I the only person who realized that the elevator music that played when Jardon hit the button was the start to Megalovania?
Bruh that tax evasion section is from The Stanley Parable, lol. Nice!
When he was doing the voice for Saten it sounded like Bill cypher
TH-camrs: *replaces dead or kill with Demonitized*
Me: Aliven't
P.S. did anybody else get Taxi Vader's name?
I like how he never even questions that it's two enderwomen dating 🏳️🌈
I work in an office setting; The HR room is unbelievably accurate.
Ya ain't early, you are on time!
1:05:24 to 1:05:25 is the biggest change of body language I've ever seen in your videos.
Thank you for always uploading good content
The trolley car scenario has a very simple answer that a lot of people agree with actually: Which path is the trolley SUPPOSED to be going down in its schedule and thus, there shouldn't be people on it to begin with? Like why are these 5 people hanging out on an active railway? The lone guy who's not in the current path of the trolley, he's not being dumb by standing at an active rail-line. What if the other single guy is a maintenance worker or something and the 5 people on the track are drunkards having a party? Because then you don't divert the train because, sad though it may be, those 5 people will be facing the consequences of their own actions, but if you divert it and kill the one person who wasn't originally in the line of fire then you're making that person pay the price for other peoples' mistakes. This is one of the simplest answers you can derive without adding too many defining elements to the scenario. (For example, it assumes they're all the same age, and only asks the additional question of where was the train supposed to be going from the start. If you changed it to be the 5 are children being dumb on the tracks and the one person is an adult, then you can consider saving the children at the expense of the adult because they aren't wholly responsible for themselves yet.)
i stan endermilia omfg, adorable lesbian 🥺💗
If I buy a self driving car, I would 100% want it to prioritize me.
Brick wall or old lady, it better choose that old lady, I still have my whole life ahead of me