Welcome To America with Gad Elmaleh and Ron Livingston
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 พ.ค. 2017
- Gad Elmaleh Struggles with a U.S. Customs and Border Patrol officer (Ron Livingston), giving the Moroccan born comedian his first taste of The United States Of America.
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- What is the purpose of your trip ?
- Living the american dream.
- Yeah we don't do that anymore !
no you still :p
What American dream are u talking about!...trust me he can buy u and ur family 💸💸💸💸without even thinking😂
he’s just trying a new thing and that’s what everybody needs in his career !
😂😂😂😂😂
Sehaway111 Blog his net worth is 20m $
@@marisstaleb5265 he's quoting the joke you r3tard
"Who shot Lincoln"
"Steven Spielberg?"
xD
"Fuck you"
"Fuck you too sir"
"Merci"
LMAO
Vanessa... what's your real name ? LMAOO
That's the only part of the video where I laughed.
WhyFoolYourself Saaaame!
paper I'm fucking dead
ping pong
lmao i'm asian with a white birth name and people ask me this all the fucking time
"My land is your land, your land is my land" 😂😂😂
Ahmad Moussavi wrong, your land is my land my land is my land
I demand a "making of" or at least some bloopers! This is hilarious! Love it so much!!
Ah yeah they should release those 🙌
This is a funny skit ✨
Ron Livingston is my idol
It reminds me the first time I went to America. The patrol guy at the airport, I dunno how you call them, asked for the "Sevis Passport". Gave it to him 3 times, and each time he would tell me in a very angry manner "it's not the good one". I got upset because it actually was written "Sevis Passport" in bold letters...so I told him "just look at the papers I've brought and pick up the one you need". He took the fucking paper I gave him earlier, I didn't know if I should have laughed or cried.
"Vanessa.... what's your real name?"
He was racist with that one lmao
That's the point... he's racist with everyone.
any Gad fans from morocco god that was hilarious
Me ^^
here!!
i m the king of Morocco 😎
The Z GaminG ...ur just a gamer..
Dina Britel gamers run the world
Je suis née en Iran.. Maintenant je ne passe même pas la première question. Et pourtant j'ai vécu 6 ans aux States. Superbe et merci!
The key quote : "We don't do that anymore" . So cool !
after the war, Captain Nixon had a hard time finding a job.
Eventually becoming a Boarder Patrol Officer
He looks pretty much the same, like a blast from the past.
Nicholas Mok hahahahahahahah !
I knew there'd be a BoB reference here somewhere.
More like his son
That last line was my favourite part.
The best part : Vanessa ... What's your real name 😂 😂
''My land is your land,your land is my land....'' pissed him off too much XD
Like all the time Gad ! you will be the best comedian in the world , we're so proud of you 🇲🇦
~from a moroccan Jewish girl
you live in morocco ?
Why u said also jewish girl? 😂😂😂 wtf
We are one, it does not matter if you're Jewish or Muslim.
Moroccan jewish girls exist?
@@yussefhm6785 idiot
I didn't expect the wazzzzzup... i loved it.
j'adore l'humour absurde !
Pourtant, ça m'est apparu très réaliste tout ça :D
Ca n'a rien d'absurde xD
you cracked me up Gad .. i m glad i seen u ... myyyyy maaaaaan... beau goss diyaliiiii 💋I am soooo proud of you..
He is too cute. Trop mignon.
I nominate Take Me Home, Country Roads for the song to sing when you're asked to sing something American.
Brilliant! Can't wait to repost.
This officer is the same guy in the video of Starbucks coffee shop taking to the young lady “Vocal dry” 😂😂😂
I love him
My favourite youtube video of all time.
i just love him 😂
morocco. why ? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
im askin myself the same question everyday
Wllah makatmergi. Wach 7sablek hna ghi lmgharba! Kay3jbkom tye7o bladkom!
Bish same dfuk
Khanza
@@kawtarkawtar7024 هي مك لي ولداتك و مارباتكش
"i m big, i m tremendous" .. it sounds like the POTUS.. 🤔
serenity s that's the irony
serenity s and that is why its American.
That was spot on!
"yeah we don't do that anymore" Sadly that is so true
"merci" at the end 😂😂
la Touche Française (French Touch)
google me 😂😂
ههههه ، هادشي هو لي تايوقع تقريبا في الحقيقة، وازااااااااااا
I liked the way he asked "why?" Like what the heck do you mean why??! LMAO
That was hilarious.
You were born in Morocco? Why? 🤣🤣 Died laughing there. Couldn’t get more american
Wazzuuuuuuuuup !
chaouki SADOUSSI هههه نتا هنا
nta fin ma mchina nal9awk
ahlaaaaan chaouki. wazzuuuuuuuuuup
is gad elmaleh muslim ?
Cara Heyden jewish
wazzuuuuuuuup, man that NEVER gets old. Seriously.
و المغرييييب زطوطوطووو
Juba Targaryen 😂😂😂 saliti m3aya
Juba Targaryen 😂😂😂
😂😂
google translate says
And the Moghriyip Zutototoo
Hahahaha ding it , I'm literally dying now
Vanessa hmm.. so what's your real name ? cracked me up 😂😂😂
This was actually funny
duh, you'd be dead otherwise
Defi *Lolol*
Gad you're so funny. ..love you
He is so good!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Gaaaaaad he is so proud to be morrocan I love this guy
That was so good, I'll have seconds.
"Vanessa... What's your real name ?" I'm crying 😂😂😂
Ron....Ronnnnnn...where you been? No to have you back!
Sooo gooood
Who chopped down the cherry tree?? I don’t know Sir, I just got here. I wasn’t there. 😂😂 Love Gad!
LooooL gad lma 🎉
Ya killed it
excellent
Hahahahhaha the end is really funny
I'm french and I love Gad Elmaleh !
Genius stuff
"fuck you too sir"...both nodding with respect
when he pull out a taarija lmao
le Dab de Gad....Exellent
Love you gad
OMG extremely genius Top of the top There is only one GAD !!!
I'm so glad Gad is also making it in the US. he's already big in France. he deserves everything 💙.
On t'aime Gad 💜
2:23 😄 nothing is more American than that
j'adooooooore
LOL!!!! SO funny!!!
That was hilarious
I'm so in love with Ron Livingston, I just want to marry him.
Same!!!!!
Props to the PP H8R for selecting the best video ever.
Gaaaaad, je t’aime😂
😂😂we don’t do that anymore!!
Trop drôle Gad 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂pauvre Gad 😂😂😂😂
hahahhahaha sol ok gaaaaad!
Yep, that's America's customs right there
Proud of my french Arab bro , fière de toi frère
djembé.🎶🎶🎶
"We don't do that anymore " ...hahahaha
Google me !
Merci
La meilleure vanne de toute cette soupe réchauffée c'est "Vanessa !! What's your real name ?!!" .
Qui reste réchauffé aussi, soit dit en passant :D
he s living the americain dream right now .
Pas mal !
the moment I laugh was when the guys said "vanessa, ok what's you real name" :)
My land is your land 😂😂😂
2:40 man said what’s your real name loool
2:21 LOL now That resume about true
Ron :D
Both of my parents happen to be in Morocco. Lol
thats supposed to b me with the backpack going the other way.
حنا فشكل هههههههههه
Hahahahhabhab hilarious
He's gonna put his visa on a post it and never call him again.
Bravo Gad
Les 2 sont très bons
Gad t'est le meilleur
THE Best
When i say wassapp 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That "fuck you" "fuck you too" was hilarious 😂
9gag brought me here !!
Well guess I'm going to die, it failed to even get one smile from me.
HAHAHAHA!!!!