Wandering the Mojave makes me really glad to have trusted people like you telling me completely truthful facts about my favorite games like Halo 4 and Halo Infinite.
Damn so many cool and interesting facts! How did I know about them before? I've been playing Halo for so many years and didn't even know about such interesting hidden facts! Thanks, dudes!
turns out the halo rings are actually flat and master chief just thought they were rings because of his astigmatism - nobody wanted to upset him so they all just went along with it
You forgot about the Easter egg in Halo 3 that displays in May 5, putting a Charro Hat to Master Chief and changing the name of Halo to 'Hola' in the main menu.
ok to be clear technically the non digitized human part of 343 guilty spark operated on the order of my ring my kingdom for my ring protect at all cost this includes premature firing at the ark mentality.
Some say he once head shot an elite, from orbit... Others say he was actually sleep walking when he blew up the first halo... But all I know is we call him the CHIEF!
Another fact for next time; everyone knows about the cancelled Halo Mega Bloks game, but there's actually another cancelled spin off game based on Halo merchandise, a cancelled Halo Funko Pops game. But unlike the cancelled Mega Bloks game it was actually completely finished and printed and ready for release, but instead of releasing it they just buried all copies of it in a landfill in Arizona.
Being from Massahusetts, I can confirm that locke with a boston accent would of been a terrible idea..... I had no idea that SGT Jackson carried an unlimited ammo spartan laser.
Here's a Fun Super Accurate Fact: Halo 5: Guardians was heavily inspired by massively popular First Person Shooter Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare. Most Notably the SMG takes heavy inspiration from the FHR-40 from IW, which is a gun that shoots bullets.
You forgot one fact about Halo: Reach. The video game Subnautica actually takes place in the oceans of Forge World and the ship that explodes is actually the Pillar of Autumn.
So funny that the fact that they RocketSloth said that they chose 343 Guilty Sparks over the Gravemind because the gravemind betrayed the master chief and its fans - even though that's exactly what 343 Guilty Sparks did to Master Chief
They didn’t wanna name themselves after someone who’s known for betraying chief… so they named themselves… after someone whose known… for betraying chief
@@RocketSloth I was looking for it and I couldn't find it for some reason. I thought it was funny because despite what the date was, it didn't seem any different than any other video.
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Just remember "your new armor is very efficient extremely resistant" source trust me bro
Legendary: so that was a lie
**extremly resilient, very efficient.”**😅❤
Master Chief was also a foundling of the Mandalorians. This is why we never see him remove his helmet.
This is the way
@@mattyb7404 this is the way
@@nickbits-ii8my this is the way
@@soundwavetheminiconcarrier This is the way
@@lycanatm4250 This is the way
I'm surprised you forgot to mention the Arbiter's wildly popular fast-food franchise.
Arby's is great.
I thought I came up with the arbyter meme but I guess someone else did
Arbyter’s we have elites
Wandering the Mojave makes me really glad to have trusted people like you telling me completely truthful facts about my favorite games like Halo 4 and Halo Infinite.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a halo ring firing
I'm playing halo 1 and 2 on my original xbox rn. Never finished the games when I was 10.
Nor 3 or 4; always tried with many people.
Imagine a universe where Halo 3 starts with Johnson saying "Chief, wait! Larry's with us!" Missed opportunity.
Okay that Rainbow Six siege fact aged like fine fucking wine
Y'all forgot about Dustin Echos, who is Halo's brother. They are a crime fighting duo. Why does no one ever remember Dustin?
Imagine your doing your daily shopping and you see a Fucking 7ft tall lizard man standing right next to you
“Sergeant Jackson” 😂😂😂
These are absolutely accurate facts…
I made it til 4 minutes before realizing, honestly Bungie making a Halo 3 Chastity belt isn't the weirdest thing for them to do.
Damn so many cool and interesting facts! How did I know about them before? I've been playing Halo for so many years and didn't even know about such interesting hidden facts! Thanks, dudes!
Who's gonna tell him....💀💀💀
I think he's being sarcastic mate🙄
Wow, these facts are so interesting! I never knew a single one of these before today!
This has to be an april fools joke , I havent watched 10 seconds of the vid but I m calling it
I wish the alternate warthog run he spoke about was true
7:15 “Sgt Jackson” genius
During the events of Halo 4, the covenant was resurrected by a new prophet called the Prophet of Drip
Source: Trust me bro
I feel extremely included knowing that just like me, Chief has both astigmatism and color-blindness. Thanks!
6:43 ah yes because guilty spark never betrayed no one. very trustable character indeed XD
Protocols dictated actions are not btrayal! 👌
Is his new eye problem the reason we can no longer see invisible elites?
10:12 I laughed for a solid 45 seconds from that
Why, it wasn't *that* funny
I love how dry and real most of these feel
The “random guy stock image” had me dead 💀
LOLz the "they never specified which calendar" was brilliant.
Fun fact the Fable games are canon to the Halo universe. 😉
turns out the halo rings are actually flat and master chief just thought they were rings because of his astigmatism - nobody wanted to upset him so they all just went along with it
0:55 wow master chief is just like me fr I've had this my entire life
I AM MASTER CHIEF 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
You forgot about the Easter egg in Halo 3 that displays in May 5, putting a Charro Hat to Master Chief and changing the name of Halo to 'Hola' in the main menu.
that rainbow six one aged like a fine wine lol
It sure did lol
Man, the wiki writers are going to be busy today
Arbiter : "wHo HaS ToLd YoU ThEsE LiES ?"
6:36 Yes, they surely didn’t want to name their company after a character that’s known for betraying Master Chief…
Exactly 😂
ok to be clear technically the non digitized human part of 343 guilty spark operated on the order of my ring my kingdom for my ring protect at all cost this includes premature firing at the ark mentality.
I love how you guys mixed in a few real facts to screw with everybody even more
So informative. Keep it up guys!
whelp now he actually is in siege
Some say he once head shot an elite, from orbit... Others say he was actually sleep walking when he blew up the first halo...
But all I know is we call him the CHIEF!
It took me until "The Arbiter shopping at a Macy's" to make me realize that this video was a joke.
Ufffff Larry would have LITERALLY BE a game changer. Imagine all those grunts shouting "oh, LARRY!"
I love the timing of this video
Another fact for next time; everyone knows about the cancelled Halo Mega Bloks game, but there's actually another cancelled spin off game based on Halo merchandise, a cancelled Halo Funko Pops game. But unlike the cancelled Mega Bloks game it was actually completely finished and printed and ready for release, but instead of releasing it they just buried all copies of it in a landfill in Arizona.
Dude. The last bit about 343 GS is rooted in some fact. It’s expanded on in a book, but still. Talk about insane.
The joke is that it isn't a joke, am I right?
I like how Arbiter canonically shopped at Macy's
Being from Massahusetts, I can confirm that locke with a boston accent would of been a terrible idea..... I had no idea that SGT Jackson carried an unlimited ammo spartan laser.
"sgt jackson" had me dying bro
I was at that macys and he was very curt to customer service over ed hardy return.
You said Sergeant Jackson and I had to check the date lol
This guy Dumbledore Calrissian had to take the ring to Mordor, best part of Battlestar Galactica.
The ghost of Lockout was my favorite gaming myth growing up.
This is amazing. Also good writing on Reach lol
Now we actually have a Master Chief in Rainbow, just not fuse
Most people know by now that Master Chief's first name is John, but did you know his last name is jingleheimerschmidt? That's also my name!
This is my favorite day of the year because of your channel😂😂
Here's a Fun Super Accurate Fact:
Halo 5: Guardians was heavily inspired by massively popular First Person Shooter Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare. Most Notably the SMG takes heavy inspiration from the FHR-40 from IW, which is a gun that shoots bullets.
bro said chief dreamed of keys muscular and oiled up😭
You forgot one fact about Halo: Reach. The video game Subnautica actually takes place in the oceans of Forge World and the ship that explodes is actually the Pillar of Autumn.
So funny that the fact that they RocketSloth said that they chose 343 Guilty Sparks over the Gravemind because the gravemind betrayed the master chief and its fans - even though that's exactly what 343 Guilty Sparks did to Master Chief
7:17 lmao Sgt Jackson.....my last name is Jackson. Thanks rocket for the plug
Ngl, the LOTR Halo game actually sounds epic.
Mad Racer Baron sounds like an early 2000s math rock/post hardcore band name
nothing better than hitting a april’s fools video with a dv
I actually got to almost 4 minutes in before I realized it was a joke, ive been completely bamboozled
They didn’t wanna name themselves after someone who’s known for betraying chief… so they named themselves… after someone whose known… for betraying chief
Call me crazy but I think a few of these facts aren't true🤔.
BIG
BUFF
OLLY
KEYES
💀💀💀💀💀
“Master chief is actually a big fan of Madonna” 😭😭
whoever edited the section at 7:57 did a great job
Let that sink in
It took me to the 16:08 mark to realize this was an April fool's video. Laughing at myself pretty hard right now.
I knew for sure when luke said "i wrote halo reach"
My favourite charter Sgt Jackson
Man, these totally amazing super true facts are so interesting! This totally shows that you guys have so many ideas left and will never run out!
yo... first fact had me el oh el'ing
You could put one of 'these' out every month
I thought the master chief fantasy storyline is what we got
Chief wanted half jaw canon
3:56 I believe that arbiter shopped at a macy's.
i want to see the faces of the people who saw him.
Yo Chief has astigmatism same as me!
genuinely would have been sick to get to Mt Kilimanjaro at the end of Halo 3 and had to fight chief from Halo 2 there.
funny how master chief is acctually in rainbow 6 siege
[whispering] Check the date...
Did I imagine the tree episode last year or was that video removed/unlisted?
It’s out there, it was the hardest challenge yet
@@RocketSloth I was looking for it and I couldn't find it for some reason. I thought it was funny because despite what the date was, it didn't seem any different than any other video.
4:40 I remember that video, lol. It's probably like 15 years old now.
I believe all of this. Why would someone on the internet lie?
Jokes aside, Halo Ce was actually supposed to be Marathon 4 at one point.
Happy April Fools
They didn't want to name the studio after a character that betrayed the fans. So they picked a different name then betrayed the fans anyways.
half jaw is my favorite so the comparison broke my heart ): );
Did you know master chiefs real name is Sonic T. Hedgehog
He said "strap on", he he.
They called it 343 industries, not because 343 Guilty Spark betrayed the UNSC
When the joke gets to real 😂
18:18 I actually like Forward Unto Dawn (seriously), so this totally real fact is mind blowing
And just like guilty spark, 343 betrayed us.
Did you know noble 6 real name is timmy inspired by Jimmy.
You forgot that grunts are precursors
I want a geme focused on Larry
man i love SGT Jackson XD
Huh...Was this before or after Master Chief was added to siege?
Don’t disrespect Halo Roblox, it’s miles better than Halo Infinites multiplayer!!! 10:16
Damn some of these don’t sound wrong but I don’t want to take the time googling each one
Hell yeah me and chief both have astigmatism I knew I was special
Today is April Fools’ Day. Believe nothing and trust no one. Just like any other day.
Had to stop at the Boston accent. Bout died 😂😂😂