Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ก.ย. 2024
- It's a lunch episode ladies and gentlemen!
Mark and Joe open the show by setting a new goal on the Patreon to do a live "Tuesdays After Dark" and talk about the first time they tried to accomplish this very sexy task.
Mark tells the story of a show in Palm Beach with a stereotype in the crowd, Joe's all alone at the U.S. Open, and a recent Joe Rogan Experience got pretty kooky for one of the boys.
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Mark's watch is like Chinese water drop torture for List and I absolutely love it.
It annoyed Rogan last week too
WHY DOESNT HE JUST GET A NEW ONE?!
@@patricksweets6652 hahahaha I feel like it’s a bit by now and in years to come he will be known for this kooky thing 😅
Do you think anyone else with a Casio has offered to turn that off for him?
we’re doing it folks
Comedy!
Hey hey!
Heeb
Haramdulilah!!
@@nicklombardi9092 bud-weis-er
45:59 “well the language is very tricky…” I live for these types of throwaway lines, so funny
The puns, quips and dad jokes literally cure my depression
14:29
“That was a crazy one” 😂
I think this is the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a Chuck intervention, the inflection of his voice combined with joy. You can’t fake that reaction 😂😂
The Patreon pitch was hilarious.. I’m sold!
Lemme know what you think!!
to any non patreons on youtube, I was like many of you and just watched and enjoyed these clips on here but when I joined about a year ago, it was well worth it and the amount of stuff you'll see and then make connections in your mind to what's been said and you didn't have a clue at the time what they were talking about will make sense, it's all pipes I tells ya.
🤘🤘🤘🤘
I wish there was another option. I would pay them $10 a month, easy, but I fucking hate Patreon.
@@chuckstaton Hi Chuck, I was one of the few that complemented your interview with Mark many months ago on your own tube, how time flies eh 😁
@@whataloadofbollox hey hey hey!!! You rule yoink!! New "Chuck + Mark" content is up as of last week: th-cam.com/video/bdVzJ1bJy7M/w-d-xo.html
@@chuckstaton Chuck rules, doing great stuff.
Saw Joe at the Cellar on 9/1 and he came out to Big Pimpin' and this drunk girl in front row was going crazy and Joe thought it was for him. She was just pumped for the song! LOL
The 90's sneaker rundown is absolutely fantastic. Saucony is a tremendous pull. Only missed one is the iconic Reebok Pump.
I had those in 5th grade.
And Etnies
As a former skater I expected Mark to mention Vans
K swiss
Those Saucony Jazz size 12 didnt fuck around boys...
These Pretzels are making me kiss my father
Chuck, you need to make a super cut of all the times Mark's watch has gone off.
“little petite feet w/ a puma sneak” should of been the episode title…
It's a lyric from an old Cake song.
Perfect timing on the release! (For me) I’m dying at work and needed something good to listen to
This podcast would be perfect if Greg was still around. Greg was the best!
Is Greg the giant cat 😅 ..i really miss the apartment
I miss Greg.
I miss Greg drinking Joe's water
Yeeeeah bring back the pandy!
Noo!
Dying to know what was so crazy about the Rogan episode. Watched it but it abruptly stops around 4 hours in so they musta edited out whatever happened ;(
I only saw a little bit but joe Rogan was being an asshole to mark, Idk why.
#metoo
I say he pissed himself in his contest with Shane.
@@d4n4nable yeah, fuck. I reckon you’re right
Rumor is Rogan puked on his desk, and I just pulled up the episode and before the show ends you can see Rogan burp a little bit like his body is gearing up to puke, and also mark saying “ it’s like the equivalent of Larry king shitting on his desk” so I think Rogan puked on air and he cut it.
I was jonesing for this hang
Sports center commercials were the shit back in the day
14:11 The watch strikes again 😂
Do they have in-ear mics or something that makes the watch louder than I hear it on youtube? Why jump over a watch beep?
Such a great conversation...... Life is hard sometimes, balancing all the plates while on a unicycle but you got an inner ear problem...... shit is difficult.
Wow, this podcast couldn’t have come at a better time. Great serious talk but you guys being yourselves made it entertaining
68,850. That’s the population of this fine city of Portland, Maine. Thanks for coming, ya queef. Big Tuesgay here. Show was killer. Come back sometime. Maybe bring Joe?
Are you really a fan of mine?
@@marknormand2565 Believe it or not, dickless. Big fan.
Teeth..... Normand.... "You got Rooked!" GOLD
West Palm Improv is the Mark Normand of Improvs lmao
Ohh really?
"Pet Sematary mouth..." is hilarious.
14:05. Mark gripping his stomach is a telltale sign of what's about to happen...
It's kind of difficult to watch the show with the upshorts thing that's happening
💯! Too much gangle.
I didn't even click on the videos that had them both wearing shorts
Tuesday mornings with half a story tell me more Jerry
Put on pants List!!!!
The second half conversation is Gold !!!
Maybe the best fart the pod has produced @14:27
Fantastic ep, nice hearing y’all speak to your mental health openly !
I was in that West Palm show with the guy running around pouring the patron in peoples mouths, don’t even lie you took that fella back to your place.. it was a fantastic show!
Every time you said Amen you looked at him and said “you like men” fucking hilarious
Chuck you gotta put up some company logos or something during the commercials. Make them easier to skip
Joe rocking the Iowa Hawkeye gear a lot lately.....My man Marshall Yanda
So happy to hear Mark enjoyed Portland. Was a great show!
Always hilarious 😂
I'd like to see Chuck & Nadav box at Skank fest.
Haha! I'm in. Did he drop that weight? I remember that was a thing on 2 Bears. Sounds like a wonderful guy.
Thank you for loving Portland, Maine! Sorry I missed you~
Gold Jerry
Macaroni and cheese with ketchup is actually pretty good and yes, I am gar-bahge
You’re not. Both my son & hubby do it. In fact my son goes a step further & pour tomato soup over Mac & Cheese. Calls it choop 😂
I still say Mark laughs just like Paul Shaffer from The Tonight Show with David Letterman.
14:26 Mark soils himself
Funny how I looked forward to when Shelby would chime in. This chime is caught in the wind
You guys convinced me to join the Patrion!
Hell yeah! Let us know what ya think!
My husband's favorite snack is a pickle spear wrapped in a slice of cheese! It isn't half bad with the right cheese.
I absolutely love pickle spears and never thought of this. Pepper jack would be the first one I try
Why this pod only gets around and less that 50K plays every week is beyond me! It should be at least ten times more! 🤔
I’ll subscribe to the patreon as soon as Mark fixes that watch
Woo thanks are you really a fan of mine?
12:40 Jojo “Sharon Stone” Rabbit over here giving Tuesgays a little playboy after dark sneak peek action
😂😂 bad news bears 😂😂 mark's fart! Goddamn! 😆😆
It’s all pipes
George is saying cut it!
27:42 this is the best story ending ever ... wow !!!!
Best podcast out there
I was born and lived in west palm for 30 years, as soon as I moved in 2013 the comedy scene started to blow up. I wouldn't been at the improv every weekend if it were like it is now. The whole time I lived there it was such a shthole lol
Do like it when you just upload it and not premier 🥰 can watch it after kill tony and get to bed at a decent time
Literally
What the hell is Joe talking about? Ketchup always goes with cheese. Cheest on toast with ketchup. Pizza with ketshup. Mac and cheese with ketchup! Cheesy chips and ketshup.
Also mark what are you talking about cheese and pickle are made for each other. You never have a cheese and pickle sandwich? Maybe this is all coz I am British
@@LoneWolfDion Literal tash person.
These rich guy farts are gonna change tone over the years.
Shelby!
Im rockin the saucony socks right now 🤘
Ray rice puns got me 😂😂
I was wondering why the Save Our Parks podcast cut out in such a weird spot. Too bad, sounds like it was a good time.
I'm a 53yr old male not married, no kids or pets and I'm living the life! If i get lonely i go to Walmart and watch how couples argue and how kids are a huge pain in the ass and that loneliness goes away and i go home happy!
🎵 British Knights get ya shoes n try some. British Knights go out and buy some. 🎵
for the next birthday Joe should present Mark with a new apple watch that says "Comedy!" every hour
Joe's disdain for Rogan is palpable
Any enemy of Rogan is a friend of mine.
@@DemocracyFirst2025 I dig that
Forgot all about my LA gear. Loved those
You guys are doing great best podcast.
The married section of this podcast was amazing
and into the wild soundtrack.....golden..
Thanks
Are you really a fan of mine?
total fangirl...
Due to the nature of my job I'm not always active here.
Send me your mail address so we can talk better on Hangout...
Respect ✊
how did chuck never hear of spotify web player isnt that his whole job? dammit chuck!
Hey hey! I'm not a Spotophile!!!!!!!
Appreciate the consistency fellas
That fart was the stuff of legend.
when the alarm goes off 🤣
Joe and mark rule 🔥🔥
Show starts @20:00 mins.
Joe had that coffee cup surgically attached to his hand 10 yrs ago lol
I Patreon’d. This thing sells itself.
I’m just glad marks a cyclones fan
Chuck needs a Patreon with all the stuff that was “removed”
"Too Hot For Chuckie" section
@@neuvisean1739 The artwork could be me gasping
Lol Joe took Louis to the club but not Joe 😆😆
Shut up, Chuck, before I up chuck
I reckon rogan spued everywhere on the round that was about to go down. He was clearly hammered and they were charging up another beer bong when it abruptly cut.
Hug me “” Black Lady 🤣
Weirdest food combo ever but fkn fantastic...cubed dill pickles and cheddar cheese with popcorn. Trust me
How scared they get at 14:12 lol
My heart break's for Joe alone in both his NY apartment's just wandering from one to another, with no other lesbian around too watch tennis with.
to watch tennis with*
to* guy. 2nd grade grammar.
@@DemocracyFirst2025 It should actually be "with which to watch tennis." Shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition. 3rd grade grammar.
it AINT right without the YAAAAAAAHHH to start the show...
YEAH the other office folks are QUEEFY
😑😮🆗️🤣✊🏿
Keith Robinson or Voss is the one they were talking about with the fake teeth
Thanks 😉
You guys are awesome 👏
But gotta disagree w you guys on the subject you guys spoke about marriage. You don't need a partner to be happy. Loneliness is a bitch and will feel it no matter if married, single, or in a room filled w loved ones - it's a state of mind. Love yourself before you're able to give or accept it from others. Once you Love yourself you won't need anyone. You might want someone, but you won't need them. Love yourself and everything else will fall in place much easier.
I love Joe's reaction to marks alarm. That's what I do too. Someone confiscate it already
This is why as someone who works in a restaurant. This is exactly why chef hate to do substitutions. Because the dish they prepared, with all the stuff together is what makes that dish “THAT DISH”!! Once you say no this, this on the side. Guess what that’s not the same meal 🥘. Think of it this way. You don’t order a Mojito drink with no Mint! It changes the drink.
Joe: "I'd like to fawk every woman there is"
Me :"I get it" 😆 🤣
I'm driving by the Portland jet port right now. Maine 👍
Maine is the 4th for most coastline, behind Louisiana, Florida, and Alaska. Where he came up with that is ridiculous and never even seemed possible if you’ve ever looked at a US map.
Way off! Cali & Hawaii have to be in there
Joe has worn those tacky shoes for the last 4 years, how can he talk about anyone's shoe selection haha.
I noticed that. He has them on in that skit
Don’t worry Mark, I also thought halt had a ‘u’ in it 🤦🏻♀️😂😂
I needed this..
Also, I'm gay
I love this podcast so much, but definitely everyone Who is the fan of Mark, definitely needs to watch We Might Be Drunk and follow the patreon!! Mark and Sam are sooo funny together!! Also the WMBD Patreon has an awesome giveaway going once they hit 3000 patreons so come over and cheers!!
I’m subscribed to both and Also patreon, love it. But if you’re looking for laughs, truly TWS is much more hilarious, packs more laughs per minute.
@@rawpower12xu Yeah TWS is much more laugh out loud funny and fast. I actively dislike List but as a back and forth conversation on this podcast beats pretty much anything. No matter your mood, this podcast will cheer you up and LOL! Just another level of incredible jokes per minute.
We're Tuesgays and nothing else. Don't need corporate Mark
@@SaiCharan-fk9zt if anything Mark on TWS is more corporate then anything! Liss just talks about sticking shit up his ass and Mark just laughs at him! Sam and Mark have much better chemistry and there jokes are very similar which makes it more fun!! 😂😂
Ooh, what’s Joe's, “dental stuff”? I need to know!
Huge fan so far, love the pod. Gotta say 1 thing as a fan, add a little variety to the format. It feels like all the pod boys are stuck in a rut and just drive the safe roads.
That Chipotle did some damage on Mark!!!!
It's all pipes!