I like this episode so much I want more people to enjoy it, including the EN community. So here you go. 0:00 - First-time visitor - The Traveler 0:02 - Finally, we see Inazuma! 0:03 - Yeah! Traveler! 0:04 - Look! That’s the port! 0:06 - Look! That’s the Grand Narukami Shrine! 0:08 - Look! That’s the Inazuma City! 0:10 - Look! That’s the Statue of… 0:14 - Paimon, Zhongli wasn’t inlaid in it, was he? 0:16 - Hopes not! 0:18 - Paimon’s Suggestion 0:18 - The weapon banner updated, Paimon. 0:19 - Yeah! Traveler! 0:20 - With the Epitomized Path, I no longer need to worry about having no pity on the weapon banner hahahahaha! 0:24 - Wait a second Traveler. 0:24 - What’s wrong, Paimon? 0:25 - Humph! You think it’s that simple? 0:28 - How is it possible for Mihoyo to be so kind to give you pity on the weapon banner out of no where? 0:29 - If you choose Mistsplitter’s Reflection, Mihoyo is gonna make sure you get whole 3 Skyward Spine before you get your one Mistsplitter’s Reflection. 0:32 - THIS is Mihoyo’s scheme! 0:33 - What should I do? 0:34 - I can’t let my waifu use the Aquila Favonia can I? 0:35 - You can predict Mihoyo’s prediction and do it the other way around! 0:38 - You set the Epitomized Path to Skyward Spine and lose the pity to Mistsplitter’s Reflection, and we are good to go! 0:42 - You are making a lot of sense Paimon! 0:43 - Thanks for the heads-up, or I would miss this one too! 0:44 - Then what are we waiting for? 0:45 - Let’s try it right now! (Infinite Skyward Spines) 0:58 - Hehe, we should have a smile on our face when we play a game. (Copium) 1:01 - Play my ass! 1:02 - The Welkin Moon buyers falling apart 1:03 - Welcome to Inazuma, Traveler. 1:05 - Miss Kamisato has been expecting you. 1:08 - Miss Kamisato, we’re here! 1:09 - Ah? Where is the Kamisato Ayaka I pulled? 1:10 - Honored guests, the Miss Kamisato you pulled is right behind the screen. 1:14 - She sure is the noble Shirasagi Himegimi, not everyone get to see her. 1:18 - Ahem, you took a long and wearisome journey over the sea… 1:21 - Um, I forgot what comes next. 1:25 - Why this Kamisato Ayaka sound a bit off? 1:28 - Ah! 1:30 - I am Kamisato, I am a zombie. 1:39 - The first day after getting Kamisato Ayaka 1:41 - Yoroshiku onegaishimasu! 1:42 - No need to be all polite like that, just tell me how many you want and where I hunt them. 1:48 - Is this the regular everyday life of the Traveler? 1:50 - Aiya, stop the mumble, just tell me how many you want and where I hunt them. 1:55 - How greedy am I… 1:56 - Aiya cut to the chase, just tell me how many you want and where I hunt them. 2:00 - What the hell are these that need electro to farm them? 2:01 - Ahhh the Sacred Sakura got chop down! Yae Sama!!! 2:05 - Ayaka’s artifacts 2:06 - Is the Shirasagi Himegimi! 2:10 - Miss Kamisato is back from artifacts farming? Always working hard I see! 2:15 - You as well. 2:18 - After a week’s grinding, finally a god-tier helmet. 2:23 - This… 2:24 - This is the artifact the traveler just enhanced for you. She asked me to deliver it to you. 2:28 - How thoughtful, it’s all enhanced? (DEF + 41.6%) 2:32 - Where is the Traveler? 2:34 - She said that she went on farming ascension materials for you and will be back after a few days. 2:38 - Paimon let’s go back to Mondstadt. 2:40 - Good idea. 2:42 - Traveler’s hot pot 2:43 - Everything is settled for now, we should take a good rest. 2:45 - Thoma, any suggestion? 2:48 - It’s time for a celebration feast, how about having hot pot together today? 2:51 - I recently learned a new hot pot game from a Liyue friend of mine. 2:55 - Sounds food-related! 2:56 - To put it simply, everyone throw in their best ingredients they’ve used and cook it together. 3:01 - And we all taste them together. 3:04 - Traveler, you’ve been to many nations, so you must be very good at cooking right? 3:08 - Of course! I AM the one gone through whole of Teyvat! 3:10 - I’ve seen all kind of ingredients. I am the one and only Premium Chef of Teyvat! 3:13 - Yeah right! Premium Chef my ass! You got any Character Bonus while cooking? It’s the other characters who cooked for you! Hahahaha! (Emergency food in the pot) 3:18 - Ah… This is… 3:20 - Traveler, are you sure this is edible? 3:23 - This is how you cook emergency food. 3:25 - The thing Ayaka wanted to do 3:26 - Oh, Traveler. 3:28 - There’s still one thing that I wanted to do. Can you spare me some time? 3:48 - Please, keep your eyes on me. (Ayaka: What do you think of my dance? Did you… like it? Traveler: It followed me here!)
I've watched to many videos like this in English that I feel like I understand what's happening and I love the uniqueness of this channel even if I can't understand the language.
片尾音樂 We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
@@randyyeh7576 Maybe it has something to do with your moments. The video of this song became popular in China in 1991. Of course, it is in the form of piracy.
2:37 笑死，過於真實
我懷疑rick roll 高強度整活是為了把我笑死以奪取我的妻子神里.jpg
I like this episode so much I want more people to enjoy it, including the EN community.
So here you go.
0:00 - First-time visitor - The Traveler
0:02 - Finally, we see Inazuma!
0:03 - Yeah! Traveler!
0:04 - Look! That’s the port!
0:06 - Look! That’s the Grand Narukami Shrine!
0:08 - Look! That’s the Inazuma City!
0:10 - Look! That’s the Statue of…
0:14 - Paimon, Zhongli wasn’t inlaid in it, was he?
0:16 - Hopes not!
0:18 - Paimon’s Suggestion
0:18 - The weapon banner updated, Paimon.
0:19 - Yeah! Traveler!
0:20 - With the Epitomized Path, I no longer need to worry about having no pity on the weapon banner hahahahaha!
0:24 - Wait a second Traveler.
0:24 - What’s wrong, Paimon?
0:25 - Humph! You think it’s that simple?
0:28 - How is it possible for Mihoyo to be so kind to give you pity on the weapon banner out of no where?
0:29 - If you choose Mistsplitter’s Reflection, Mihoyo is gonna make sure you get whole 3 Skyward Spine before you get your one Mistsplitter’s Reflection.
0:32 - THIS is Mihoyo’s scheme!
0:33 - What should I do?
0:34 - I can’t let my waifu use the Aquila Favonia can I?
0:35 - You can predict Mihoyo’s prediction and do it the other way around!
0:38 - You set the Epitomized Path to Skyward Spine and lose the pity to Mistsplitter’s Reflection, and we are good to go!
0:42 - You are making a lot of sense Paimon!
0:43 - Thanks for the heads-up, or I would miss this one too!
0:44 - Then what are we waiting for?
0:45 - Let’s try it right now!
(Infinite Skyward Spines)
0:58 - Hehe, we should have a smile on our face when we play a game. (Copium)
1:01 - Play my ass!
1:02 - The Welkin Moon buyers falling apart
1:03 - Welcome to Inazuma, Traveler.
1:05 - Miss Kamisato has been expecting you.
1:08 - Miss Kamisato, we’re here!
1:09 - Ah? Where is the Kamisato Ayaka I pulled?
1:10 - Honored guests, the Miss Kamisato you pulled is right behind the screen.
1:14 - She sure is the noble Shirasagi Himegimi, not everyone get to see her.
1:18 - Ahem, you took a long and wearisome journey over the sea…
1:21 - Um, I forgot what comes next.
1:25 - Why this Kamisato Ayaka sound a bit off?
1:28 - Ah!
1:30 - I am Kamisato, I am a zombie.
1:39 - The first day after getting Kamisato Ayaka
1:41 - Yoroshiku onegaishimasu!
1:42 - No need to be all polite like that, just tell me how many you want and where I hunt them.
1:48 - Is this the regular everyday life of the Traveler?
1:50 - Aiya, stop the mumble, just tell me how many you want and where I hunt them.
1:55 - How greedy am I…
1:56 - Aiya cut to the chase, just tell me how many you want and where I hunt them.
2:00 - What the hell are these that need electro to farm them?
2:01 - Ahhh the Sacred Sakura got chop down! Yae Sama!!!
2:05 - Ayaka’s artifacts
2:06 - Is the Shirasagi Himegimi!
2:10 - Miss Kamisato is back from artifacts farming? Always working hard I see!
2:15 - You as well.
2:18 - After a week’s grinding, finally a god-tier helmet.
2:23 - This…
2:24 - This is the artifact the traveler just enhanced for you. She asked me to deliver it to you.
2:28 - How thoughtful, it’s all enhanced?
(DEF + 41.6%)
2:32 - Where is the Traveler?
2:34 - She said that she went on farming ascension materials for you and will be back after a few days.
2:38 - Paimon let’s go back to Mondstadt.
2:40 - Good idea.
2:42 - Traveler’s hot pot
2:43 - Everything is settled for now, we should take a good rest.
2:45 - Thoma, any suggestion?
2:48 - It’s time for a celebration feast, how about having hot pot together today?
2:51 - I recently learned a new hot pot game from a Liyue friend of mine.
2:55 - Sounds food-related!
2:56 - To put it simply, everyone throw in their best ingredients they’ve used and cook it together.
3:01 - And we all taste them together.
3:04 - Traveler, you’ve been to many nations, so you must be very good at cooking right?
3:08 - Of course! I AM the one gone through whole of Teyvat!
3:10 - I’ve seen all kind of ingredients. I am the one and only Premium Chef of Teyvat!
3:13 - Yeah right! Premium Chef my ass! You got any Character Bonus while cooking? It’s the other characters who cooked for you! Hahahaha!
(Emergency food in the pot)
3:18 - Ah… This is…
3:20 - Traveler, are you sure this is edible?
3:23 - This is how you cook emergency food.
3:25 - The thing Ayaka wanted to do
3:26 - Oh, Traveler.
3:28 - There’s still one thing that I wanted to do. Can you spare me some time?
3:48 - Please, keep your eyes on me.
(Ayaka: What do you think of my dance? Did you… like it?
Traveler: It followed me here!)
Wow
worthy of foreigners so attentive
其实，这个火锅是有讲究的。日本有个概念叫锅奉行。真的就和勘定奉行，天领奉行，和寺社奉行一样。虽然确实有搞笑成分在里面。但这是真的。
我聽過一個故事叫石頭湯，唔知係唔係類似嘅嘢
這東西不是叫闇鍋（やみなべ）麽
@@shuiping2878 我查到的是叫锅奉行，或者火锅奉行诶
@@warrenliu3624 恩之前聽過是叫暗鍋
我以為鍋奉行是指對火鍋有著獨到見解且特別講究的人，會跟你說什麼不能放，要放什麼才好吃之類的
刷材料和收集樱花都太真实了，还真的想把树都砍了😵。你圣遗物出来笑死我了，太符合mhy了（女仆专属了）😂😂。
"We're no strangers to love, you know the rule and so do I"
A full comitments what im, thinking of
You wont get this from any other guy
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
nerver gonna run around and desert u
我是真沒想到看這個都可以被Rick Roll
真的
被釣
笑死了，我都怀疑人生了。
新rick roll 方法 get
我已經被釣魚釣得沒感覺了
旅行者第一天：要多少，去哪殺
旅行者第N天：我已經累積太多業障
1:31太真實了(我不爭氣的眼淚落下了
聖遺物副比主還高也真夠稀有了www
this paimon's voice is perfect. god tier.
41.6％防禦笑死了給諾艾爾成神了吧
阿贝多也行。
@@SleepingDrag0n 的确，一个副词条直接解决，接下来堆爆率爆伤和一丁点攻击力就得了
要防御力的角色也不少啊~
I've watched to many videos like this in English that I feel like I understand what's happening and I love the uniqueness of this channel even if I can't understand the language.
3:54 這部分，毀掉了神裏啊!
哈哈
看得夠多，已經不意外了wwww
派蒙的专武应该就是“以理服人”了吧
還有聖遺物套裝叫"不服打死"
把神里完美的印象還給我
我的聖遺物刷到現在只有一個是完美的，充上去之後全部加防禦力...
刷了个冰杯，带爆伤，然后全强化到防御力😑
我是很多加生命....
@Daniel 普遍理性而論 副詞條沒雙爆基本上就是垃圾 何況看那個防禦加成就知道強化全給到了防禦
@Daniel 那个是主词条暴击率副词条暴伤，词条没问题。但最气的就是明明3/4的副词条都有用，偏偏每次都给强化到了防御力上😂41.6%防御力也算是一种极品了。
對啊～防禦力那麼高就給坦克女僕啊，硬坦不破防，超強
4:01,論bgm的重要性
草，節奏一出我就感到不對勁，果然是他媽的Rick roll
聽那個鼓聲一起我就準備搖了
我是神里 是個僵屍 這跟上次那個蒙德貴族血統的女性西風騎士團的一員 有異曲同工之妙阿
抽神理（X）
抽七七（O）
真實經歷😭😭😭
I don’t know what they are talking about, all I know is that I’m happy
Same...
鍋巴也有專武了 雪山薄荷槍www
笑死我了😭“嗯哼…我真贪心啊”“诶呀好啦！告诉我！去哪杀？”
那个41%的防御力 女仆看着眼睛发亮
全是防禦沒歪也是很強😂😂
@@豪哥-x2x 哈哈 也是人品极好
2:30以前我還是萌新時跟本看不懂這裡，但現在小詞條全歪防禦www，哈哈
就這系列一直更下去 往死裡更🤣🤣
片尾音樂
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
最後那個真的太帶感
3:53笑死支配劇場
0:59 哈哈
2:03 八重神子好可憐
评论区有好多建议增加英文字幕的~这里也希望作者加一下让中文创作圈在海外也能流行起来~
最后那段无论看多少次都很生草啊哈哈哈哈
派蒙終於被燉了
笑死 滿滿的痛苦長槍
我已經兩把了😭😭
4:00 我还以为是never gonna give you up
1：59 原神新武器 電鋸🤣🤣
那个暴击头是 真·女仆狂喜
我35%的甘拜下風
1:27 蕾 米 莉 亚
折騰老師支持你
哈哈 fb社團都在說
我是神里是個僵屍
是個代理團長
是占星師
我的神里是个酒庄老板
看来只能使出这张卡牌了
anti Rick ROLL！！！
你还有痛苦枪，我第三把狼末啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！妈的！我需要！五星单手剑和枪！！！
你在我家安监控了吗？我今天抽神里歪了七七，强化双爆时计全歪了防御力，完美的避开了暴击率，爆伤和攻击力，全TM歪了防御。武器池薄荷已入手，我想哭，撕心裂肺的那种
那爆率頭不是防禦加好加滿嗎？為什麼綾華一捏就碎...
算了我還是別講了，不然下個被捏碎的是我
大概是因為加的只是使用者防禦力，而不是道具耐久度的關係(x
3:18我就知道會被煮😂😂
可食用的吉祥物【誤】～
盧本偉的名言😂😂😂
給阿姨倒一杯卡布奇諾
That Ayaka reveal was hilarious 🤣
反向定軌絕對是害人不淺啊😂
看過大丸的直播就知道
跪求神里瑞克搖完整版
3:55 媽～淦
I'm not understand about they're saying but im just know traveler got rickroll by ayaka
又是Rick roll ! 我今天都碰到两轮了! Fuck!!!
我没想到我看这视频也会被rickroll
最後笑死🤣🤣
操，看個原神也被Rick roll
女僕表示：把我的帽子還來~~~
你的影片太搞笑了，非常真实🤣
终于更原神片了!!!是啊旅行者
卡一個強化聖遺物的過程
3:54 你被騙了
麻烦从3:52开始看起
最後神里摸著肚子說還有一件事想做....
我還以為她想要當母親，
想找空幫忙......
是啊，她是打算收你当儿子了
@@二狗子-o2h 嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻
3:53
防不勝防的rickroll
Please can you give subtitles, I think these channel would get a lot recognition and it completely should
應急食品拿來煮火鍋好像有點浪費...從哪開始吃？
當然是從旁邊的料開始吃
旅行者請看著我的變身
怎麼天空之脊中出了個薄荷阿
天空之脊别名雪山薄荷😂
沒講我還沒注意到耶~😂
傻眼那個舞蹈 笑翻
旅行者忘了派蒙和米哈遊一伙的
敢砍神子的樹？你等著！
I dont understand anything but i enjoyed it
神里我愛妳
變成瑞克搖www
反向定軌，信你個鬼
反向定轨没用的，是个人都知道要主角的主武器，无论你定哪个都一样的不给你的
來說說我上次武器池的經歷好了 20抽金光薄荷 再20金光薄荷 到這裡我才他媽發現我沒定軌 繼續30天空 40薄荷 然後我一怒之下直接儲掉了最高的首儲雙倍 結果儲完的下10抽霧切就出來了 我感覺我這一路走來雖然金光滿滿但完全開心不起來
派蒙你別忘了你的定位可是應急食品
最后那段rick roll绝了
70抽还没出货。。。我想抽早柚但是不想把保底留到霄宫池啊。。。操蛋的米哈游。。。
哈哈哈哈笑死我了可怜的派蒙
Wtf...How tf do I get rick rolled watching Chinese content? Did rick roll spread to China as well?
Lol, when you thought Chinese firewalls can stop the Rick Roll
This song has been introduced into China since the 1990s. Chinese people know more about the West than Westerners do about China,
@@wateryoung2997 I grew in Shanghai for half of my life, I have never been Rick rolled
@@randyyeh7576 Maybe it has something to do with your moments. The video of this song became popular in China in 1991. Of course, it is in the form of piracy.
@@wateryoung2997 i am not talking about the song, I am talking about the act of rick rolling
I don't know what they're saying but i agree with them 100%
派蒙火鍋分一下喇
四分鍾左右是陸版rick roll嗎www
是不是混入了什麼薄荷槍哈
笑死
鍋巴專武
MMD的部分快笑死wwww
你不管換什麼音樂我都認得出那他媽是瑞克搖
youtube有BGM版权分成，所以那段改了，你可以去bilibil关注他，bilibili上面的是原版
這是不是模仿老番茄的風格
XD 派蒙
Rick Roll竟然被改掉了
我被roll 了🤣🤣🤣
哈哈哈
我是神里 是個殭屍ww
我还以为下半年了我就不会再被rickroll了
神里跳舞不该放大伟哥吗？🤣
我抽的雷神也是神，只是出生在璃月🌚🌚🌚
綾華搖
反向定軌覺對出不了一把專武
I can't u understand anything,but I somehow know whatever tf they are saying
我是神里，是個殭屍 ......
3:24