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  • @Smeeagain75
    @Smeeagain75 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +352

    Poor confused little things , robotic responses , totally out of their depth.
    I.D. , gimme my I.D. fix ...

    • @ianj843
      @ianj843 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Not particularly astute policewomen.

    • @Smeeagain75
      @Smeeagain75 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@ianj843 possibly ,if he weren't married, AB would have given his name and details if either of those two had been his type .
      Personally, neither of them ,in my opinion, would be farkable, but to each his own.

    • @richardjames4632
      @richardjames4632 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      These women simply don't understand that he's winding them up. Oh dear.

    • @anonymoushuman8962
      @anonymoushuman8962 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      This makes them think they can scare you.
      Sad little women.

    • @doreennestor5108
      @doreennestor5108 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Could not have put it better myself! Pathetic little broads.

  • @azizy786
    @azizy786 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +285

    One of dumbest police officers I've seen, no one keeps their passport whenever you go in a different town 🤦😂

    • @godislove8740
      @godislove8740 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      its wascystism

    • @miratoncar8266
      @miratoncar8266 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      this two karens mayby yes ))))))))))))))))

    • @secondchance6603
      @secondchance6603 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don't see two police officers, I see two females dressed in black that should be completely ignored.

    • @josephphelan646
      @josephphelan646 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      But what was the clown doin there with the camera ? Plays with the blue ball , has to look in an empty bin ! Has he the mind of an 8 yr old ? Is he on tablets , total nob head.

    • @Cosmic-Wanderer
      @Cosmic-Wanderer 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      😂. Trust me. Eventually that law will be enforced some way or another. Passport just to go the toilet in your own house.
      1984

  • @IAN-DIXON..
    @IAN-DIXON.. 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +422

    It's frightening how these clowns fail to realise they have absolutely no legal right to ask the things they did. What a clueless lot they are. Well done for exposing the dreadful state of our policing and making it hilarious 😅😅

    • @ysgol3
      @ysgol3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Hi, they have every right to ask of course, but no right whatsoever to a reply - AB is entitled to say or not say what he likes, like make dolphin noises if he wants, in response.

    • @MrJimtimslim
      @MrJimtimslim 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      They can ask. No obliged to answer but they can ask

    • @curlytoes9319
      @curlytoes9319 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      There is no law that says they cant ask this man why he is recording their car... if you seen a man outside your house walking around yours and your neighbors cars, you would be perfectly within your legal rights to walk outside your house and ask the man why he is recording your car. Actually I think it would be a little bit weird if you observed a man filming your car and you had no questions to ask him. The fact that snowflakes like you get all uptight about "auditors" being asked what they are doing is hillarious.

    • @curlytoes9319
      @curlytoes9319 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      There is no law that says they cant ask this man why he is recording their car... if you seen a man outside your house walking around yours and your neighbors cars, you would be perfectly within your legal rights to walk outside your house and ask the man why he is recording your car. Actually I think it would be a little bit weird if you observed a man filming your car and you had no questions to ask him. The fact that snowflakes like you get all uptight about "auditors" being asked what they are doing is hillarious.

    • @IAN-DIXON..
      @IAN-DIXON.. 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @curlytoes9319 Don't you understand the police work for us, they are supposed to be public servants on public display for the service of the public. Someone filming on your private property is not the same. Care to explain what you mean by the term 'snowflake' are you coloured?

  • @Skaterbun
    @Skaterbun 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    “You don’t have to drive to have a driving license” 😂 comedy gold

    • @kriggo1
      @kriggo1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why else would you have a driving license xD

    • @jacob3966
      @jacob3966 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@kriggo1 Because it's a cheap valid form of government issued I.D.

    • @adamdriver1016
      @adamdriver1016 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Its licence, not license.

    • @fairshareofdrownedsouls
      @fairshareofdrownedsouls หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's true. A provisional id is a driving licence.

  • @senianns9522
    @senianns9522 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    It's 9.30am here in Thailand, coffee and croissant and laughing at these two clowns! Thanks AB.

    • @Ianbutler-n3i
      @Ianbutler-n3i 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Im in thailand also omg what has happened to my england police a disgrace to the badge

  • @AndyFarrington-e6e
    @AndyFarrington-e6e 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +199

    Blondie is definitely the 'Yea but ,no but, what ever' brigade , no standards anymore ffs

    • @susand9296
      @susand9296 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Her false eyelashes were so long she could have taken flight.

    • @ItsaColdWorld7
      @ItsaColdWorld7 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Am I bovvered, am I bovvered?

    • @section5760
      @section5760 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Don’t no about you lot. But I would give them one? 🫵🏽🤫🤫😉😉🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧👍🏼

    • @ablestringer9063
      @ablestringer9063 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Them forehead wrinkles getting out of control shocking for someone of that age. Too much frowning.

    • @Ritchie1
      @Ritchie1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You are well out of order

  • @deanwallace4432
    @deanwallace4432 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +281

    Threatening to search you just to get you to leave is a pretty vile abuse of power

    • @secondchance6603
      @secondchance6603 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      "The nature of power is such that even those who have not sought it, but have had it forced upon them, tend to acquire a taste for more." - Aldous Huxley

    • @deanwallace4432
      @deanwallace4432 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@secondchance6603 That's a great and true statement

    • @petetube13
      @petetube13 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      'Stop and search' in this case blatantly being used as a tool to ID someone.

    • @KoshVorlon-xb3wq
      @KoshVorlon-xb3wq 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Also an assualt.

    • @lifeafterkings6315
      @lifeafterkings6315 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'll let them search me all day 😍😍😍

  • @GillKennedy-tm9xx
    @GillKennedy-tm9xx 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +386

    It's so embarrassingly cringe the low standards of British Public Servants 😮

    • @ladylaois8184
      @ladylaois8184 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I agree I’m literally cringing

    • @frankclough380
      @frankclough380 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      If you think British cops have low standards you should see some videos of interactions with American cops. Within the first minute AB would have been body slammed face first into concrete, tazed, cuffed, arrested and thrown into a cell with a fractured skull and broken bones while the cops laughed and high fived outside.

    • @frankclough380
      @frankclough380 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@ElliHarper There's quite a few videos around of American cops going ballistic and inflicting serious injury on people within seconds of meeting them in situations where such a response was completely uncalled for.

    • @PedroGonzalez11111
      @PedroGonzalez11111 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@frankclough380that happens in UK too, please don’t bury your head in the sand

    • @cliffordbuttle4529
      @cliffordbuttle4529 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@frankclough380can’t give these two guns they end up shooting themselfs😂😂😂

  • @MClalo-xg1ct
    @MClalo-xg1ct 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    pure gold!! Comedy as its finest. Greetings from Mexico.

  • @ubuntuafrique5802
    @ubuntuafrique5802 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    “Do you want to play football” 😂😂😂😂

  • @johnscott4693
    @johnscott4693 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +174

    LEGALS
    Unknown woman arrives… hands in pockets, no uniform, no ID … barks questions and wants ID. Then stands like a pair of scissors… then her scissor sister arrives.
    Is this a “stop & ID State”? Did I miss something?
    “You were doing … something”!
    Luv, we’re all doing something. Right now I’m laughing at you.

    • @steve-en7bm
      @steve-en7bm 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      At least she had her nails painted blue🙄

    • @melitapeters7698
      @melitapeters7698 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @johnscott 4693 the scissor sisters 😂👍

    • @averyintelligence
      @averyintelligence 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ay scissor sisters was a great band tbf they got some bangers lol😅

    • @JohnMorten-px6my
      @JohnMorten-px6my 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You were doing something - yeah, unlike those two waste of spaces

    • @albertreynolds9287
      @albertreynolds9287 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Imagine these 2 trying to arrest someone 😢

  • @rogerborg
    @rogerborg 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +193

    If only they cared about our property or safety or rights half as much as they cared about their own cars.

    • @LorrieLogan
      @LorrieLogan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      exactly

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Very true

    • @Noneyabusinessok
      @Noneyabusinessok 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      That would mean they would have to serve and protect us. And we all know that their ego won't allow them to be answerable to the public. Just imagine if they came out to your home after a burglar was there. And actually gave you advice and help. Unfortunately they never turn up, and if they do. It's a fishing trip to see if you did it yourself for insurance.
      My personal opinion, if a house has been burgled. The police should always attend and always have an emergency kit with them.
      That kit would be advice. Papers, all contacts available even tea bags, coffee and milk. We all know how a cup of tea relaxes Unfortunately they hardly bring a leaflet that's if they attend.

    • @josephphelan646
      @josephphelan646 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well obviously they're gona care about their own cars etc . Especially if they see smoeone snoopin around .

    • @Noneyabusinessok
      @Noneyabusinessok 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@josephphelan646 their job is to serve and protect is it not? So why do they not serve and protect the public like they do themselves?
      If I was walking down the street and saw people trying to break into a car. I would say something. That's normal in life. And if my own property I would be the same. But once you put on a police uniform. Everything is the same and all get protected equally. And 100% of the time when they confront a person snooping it's an auditor doing lawful activities. They never get broken into or followed home. Read the newspapers and web. Or even police info. Not 1 off duty cops have been followed home and targeted in the UK. Maybe in Northern Ireland, but that's not happening anymore. So they really are not interested in anything other than their property and privacy. Which isn't private because they work for the public. And their property is public as well even their own cars where anyone can write down their number plates.

  • @jaydunstan1618
    @jaydunstan1618 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    Incredible.
    1. Does this look like a border?
    2. Am I driving?
    3. You look like a street cleaner!
    Hilarious and true.

  • @Diordreams.
    @Diordreams. 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    You can just imagine them running around inside the building, keeping an eye on him through different windows while panting and trying to put their uniforms on lol idiots. They just can’t handle not knowing stuff and not being in control. This guy got them in such a tangled web with his words ! 💯

  • @paulraper1
    @paulraper1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Another couple of police bints that believe the public should just OBEY when approached by a copper when doing nothing illegal on property owned by the public. They were genuinely amazed that you didn't kowtow to their demands and didn't know where Asgard is, as every 8 year old upwards would proudly tell her. Why would a person carry their passport around with them (which any police person or responsible government agent will tell you NOT to for obvious reasons) when there is no legal requirement to carry ID with them ? They threatened to return when properly dressed, to search you, but no such thing happened when you were in the station (methinks someone inside put them straight). They will rush out to challenge you for looking at their car, but are very reluctant to do their job and attend a burglary, it's all they can do to give you a crime number over the phone, if you persist.

  • @nivaggavin1
    @nivaggavin1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +243

    This just about sums up the levels of policing in this country
    Disgusting

    • @josephphelan646
      @josephphelan646 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Has that bloody dik with the camera nutin better to b doin

    • @secondchance6603
      @secondchance6603 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Cop: "Have you got any ID?"
      Me: "No, I haven't a clue."

    • @Paul2377
      @Paul2377 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Why? Admit it - if you had a car and some guy started looking inside it and filming it with his phone - there's no way you'd just think "oh that's fine". And if you deny that, you're a liar lol

    • @Mothertrucker896
      @Mothertrucker896 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Paul2377I wouldn’t demand i.d.
      I think he was recording on his spy glasses so wouldn’t be obvious he was recording from a distance.
      The two officers just want to flex 💪 go on admit it.

    • @Paul2377
      @Paul2377 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Mothertrucker896 They wouldn't be doing their jobs if they didn't investigate someone acting suspiciously.

  • @cliveweatherley4555
    @cliveweatherley4555 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +250

    Embarrassing, simply embarrassing

    • @LorrieLogan
      @LorrieLogan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      understatement

    • @John-tz2tx
      @John-tz2tx 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yes he is, childish too.

    • @MikeEves
      @MikeEves 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Good strapline for the police website

    • @ianj843
      @ianj843 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@John-tz2tx Hardly, he is standing up for his rights against two people intent on eroding them and who then commit an assault with spurious grounds for a search.

    • @John-tz2tx
      @John-tz2tx 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ianj843 He’s his usual annoying voiced childish self, talking crap about bins and borders

  • @Stuboy
    @Stuboy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +202

    Untrained in a simple conversation and totally disarming in their authority leaves the oath takers inept

    • @recall2880
      @recall2880 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Untrained is the key word for the Police Farce now

    • @stevenlord782
      @stevenlord782 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Oath takers. 😂😂😂 quite worrying.
      'We promise to be utter twats' 😂😂😂

    • @stevenmclaren2730
      @stevenmclaren2730 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That makes little sense man.

  • @southeastshooter5062
    @southeastshooter5062 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    You look like a street cleaner killed me 😂

  • @wolvoman1
    @wolvoman1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    ''Wait here while I go and put my uniform on and come back and we will stop and search you''

  • @Chancer
    @Chancer 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

    Threatening to use police powers to intimidate members of the public should be illegal.

    • @scotttchviski6706
      @scotttchviski6706 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      It is - Section 26 of the Police Act 1996.

    • @olfan92
      @olfan92 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it is illegal. thats why AB is filming corruption then make civil claim.

    • @east-endjustice7883
      @east-endjustice7883 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It is of course, thats why people collect for it all the time.

    • @JohnMorten-px6my
      @JohnMorten-px6my 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It is illegal, but like everything else, not for pigs on the loose. 🐷

  • @melitapeters7698
    @melitapeters7698 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +225

    Poor girls...completely overwhelmed with an Asgard-citizen

    • @tc5042
      @tc5042 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      😂😂😂

    • @LorrieLogan
      @LorrieLogan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Asgard for the win in soccer.

    • @krishnan-resurrection714
      @krishnan-resurrection714 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@LorrieLogan its not playing in the soccer ...

    • @LorrieLogan
      @LorrieLogan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@krishnan-resurrection714 sorry you missed the joke

    • @krishnan-resurrection714
      @krishnan-resurrection714 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@LorrieLogan I get the joke ...i m,ean the authentic Britain has no team in it . . .

  • @JL-mt4ry
    @JL-mt4ry 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +144

    Asking a ton of questions that they know you don't need to answer , they took an oath to uphold your rights , not question you and abuse them , domestic terrorism

    • @rogerborg
      @rogerborg 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      But becoming hostile and belligerent - as they love to say - when they get questions back.

  • @bikeelectric4821
    @bikeelectric4821 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Insatiable suspicion is a character flaw, not “evidence”

  • @Courtney-m5t
    @Courtney-m5t 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Well f**king played 😂😂😂❤😂

  • @deesee6009
    @deesee6009 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    They are absolutely BEMUSED when asked to account for themselves lol

  • @geoffclifford3546
    @geoffclifford3546 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    Not only did he look at our cars , but the cheeky sod looked at our bins aswell , what a nerve ! 👮🤡😂🤣😅

    • @WielkaStopa-qh1rr
      @WielkaStopa-qh1rr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I am sure they thought about calling armed police for it.

    • @Rtt-d5m
      @Rtt-d5m 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bins, boobs and butts

    • @sueronhaworth5713
      @sueronhaworth5713 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      and I would like to bet that AB is not carrying his BIN LICENCE.

  • @robertmawby3021
    @robertmawby3021 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    These two are obviously specifically chosen to represent the higher echelons of the British Police, to convey the quality and professionalism of today’s officers and their amazing abilities to deal with the great British public!

  • @MP-Media
    @MP-Media 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    They clearly went in and Googled if it was legal to search on the grounds they had and changed their minds 😆😆😆

    • @Superior208
      @Superior208 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think youre right there... but how shockingly bad are our police service.. these 'girls' do not represent what police should be, unfortunately they come across more like annoyed air hostesses.. this job is not for them

  • @cs9115
    @cs9115 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Imagine these 2 turning up to deal with serious hardened criminals lol. They'd probably cry. What a joke our police force has become.

  • @anthonymarsh4956
    @anthonymarsh4956 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    The police are clearly enthusiastic when it comes to interrogating anyone near a police station, just a shame when you have your house broke into they can’t spare 2minutes.

    • @ianj843
      @ianj843 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      They specialise in their own property protection and operating in packs.

    • @simontunnicliffe2107
      @simontunnicliffe2107 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah well they could be tending to an actual crime if they're weren't dealing with time wasters like this guy here.

  • @DDJ0051
    @DDJ0051 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    I love the clueless look on these idiots faces. You would think they would know you by now. Love the videos you always get the best reactions from these tyrants. Good job man!

    • @patthewoodboy
      @patthewoodboy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      exactly what I was thinking

    • @rogerborg
      @rogerborg 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Utterly baffled by why their demands and directives aren't working on a mere peasant. Earning that hate fresh every day.

  • @steve-en7bm
    @steve-en7bm 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +224

    It is obvious these two are not used to having their ego checked.

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Police ---- say no more.........

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@phillipe124 Observe. Not make a fuss out of a non event.

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@phillipe124 so you ask a question, I answer, but you don't like the answer. So the point of you asking was - - - - what?
      But you enjoy your paranoia over a non crime......

    • @ohhi5237
      @ohhi5237 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      1000% the only two woomans in this office/district

    • @ohhi5237
      @ohhi5237 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@phillipe124 why the fuck would i be watching my car parked outside on a public parking lot when i could be watching AB on my pc CMONNNNNNN

  • @markgregory7140
    @markgregory7140 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You just knew they weren't going to come back out, hilarious.

  • @richardweston4493
    @richardweston4493 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    😂C’mon AB ! These two were easily led down the garden path by a master gaslighter. A classic 👌🏼

  • @NeonSpinnner
    @NeonSpinnner 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

    I’m convinced the small blonde lady does every job at the station, front desk receptionist, car park supervisor, toilet cleaner, and a quick change magician, the lot. 😂

    • @bodysuitguy
      @bodysuitguy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Like in that carry on film!

    • @scruffyalice-ff5pz
      @scruffyalice-ff5pz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Happy finishes as well?

    • @tatsnneeps341
      @tatsnneeps341 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Rides the boys on command too I will bet

    • @legobatman8353
      @legobatman8353 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Blow the sargent's

    • @clairelees6718
      @clairelees6718 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      She just popped up out of nowhere 😂.

  • @mrg1911
    @mrg1911 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +163

    Once ruled the world, now burning down, yet full of hall monitors.

    • @godislove8740
      @godislove8740 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      very good

    • @ohhi5237
      @ohhi5237 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ruled the world, lost 3 wars fighting a puny country next to them MKAY

    • @johnathandaviddunster38
      @johnathandaviddunster38 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Robbed raped murdered mutilated CASTRATED exploited the world and convinced numpties through propaganda that Britain was superior to all the Johnny FOREIGNERS and tossers like farange still try the same 🐃💩🤡😛😜🐖

    • @fredbloggs545
      @fredbloggs545 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@phillipe124
      Well I would ignore it, what exactly is looking in your car going to do, harm it? All they will see is the inside of my car, something that people walking past it see hundreds of times a day.

    • @fredbloggs545
      @fredbloggs545 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@phillipe124
      You are missing the point, people look in your car *when you are not there to see it*
      so what difference does it make?

  • @JoBlogz
    @JoBlogz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    love you brother you make me laugh whenever i feel down - these people in "power" need educating, God bless you sir

  • @godovermoney1124
    @godovermoney1124 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You look like a street cleaner 🤣 oh dear you had me cracking up AB !!! Laughed my ass off 😃

  • @TheSadButMadLad
    @TheSadButMadLad 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +252

    Good thing they didn't come back out with their uniforms and stop and search you otherwise they'd have cost their force a ton of money. I think they got an education when they went back inside.

    • @rogerborg
      @rogerborg 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Yup, what a change in attitude. Seems that they have a sergeant who knows the score and told them to knock it off and not make it any worse.

    • @GilbertdeClare0704
      @GilbertdeClare0704 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Just using that as a THREAT to a member of the public who had committed NO crime was surely an Abuse of Authority ?

    • @WielkaStopa-qh1rr
      @WielkaStopa-qh1rr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Who knows is possible they were called for reinforcements. Or they were just sleeping before.

    • @antifugazi
      @antifugazi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Stop and search is totally legal now, I think the Tories changed the rules, I could be wrong.

    • @Cunningliinguist
      @Cunningliinguist 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @TheSadButMadLad How did you comment on this 17hrs before the video was uploaded?

  • @ALPINA527
    @ALPINA527 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    Excellent job making these police look like incompetent pathetic excuses for authority 👏

  • @adgepeterb
    @adgepeterb 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

    Great Britain has some of the most depressing dead areas to live in. Just utter pointless existence

    • @bigcee3856
      @bigcee3856 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      very well said i agree

    • @CarlosGambino_22
      @CarlosGambino_22 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      😂 well typed. UK is very depressing

    • @emzzyjane25
      @emzzyjane25 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Couldn't agree more- its a dump full of npc knobheads

    • @carltonbanks5470
      @carltonbanks5470 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It's July. Where tf is the sun and blue skies at over there??

    • @clairelees6718
      @clairelees6718 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@carltonbanks5470we had 2 days in May and 3 in June . 🤔

  • @markfox4970
    @markfox4970 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Being stopped/questioned&told to move on and threatened with 'Stop&Search' by two people AND,who needs 'Proof 0f Identity' in the UK??A puzzle!

  • @JRFrancisco20088
    @JRFrancisco20088 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

    Interacting with female officers is the best. Weak when they call over a male officer to intervene. Good they didn't do that.

    • @secondchance6603
      @secondchance6603 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Not cops, not in uniform so best ignored.

    • @VS-xb1jg
      @VS-xb1jg 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I didn’t know this was about your insecurity, I thought it was about PINAC?

    • @averyintelligence
      @averyintelligence 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Please don't assume genders

  • @Neil2022
    @Neil2022 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    It’s hilarious that “in this day and age” they don’t know what’s going on in a situation like this.

    • @fredbloggs545
      @fredbloggs545 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I never ceased to be amazed that officers are not trained on how to deal with auditors. It's like they want the bad publicity and their officers looking like clowns.

    • @JohnMorten-px6my
      @JohnMorten-px6my 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@fredbloggs545 not trained in anything mate.

  • @iain4
    @iain4 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

    Another waste of space, costing the taxpayer money. Neither of these fools could do anything in the police that would add value to the public.

    • @JD-lp5rw
      @JD-lp5rw 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I swear 60% of the "police officers" I see are tiny 5 ft 4 blonde girls. How are these meant to police the streets? An average man could out muscle 3 of them.
      All they do is call for back up. No wonder armed burglaries aren't attended.

    • @rayalbion9637
      @rayalbion9637 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Exactly

  • @Steven-d6b7x
    @Steven-d6b7x 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Those two police women😂. Talk about a humour bypass. I was in stitches.

  • @Adorenarinjanki
    @Adorenarinjanki หลายเดือนก่อน

    Absolutely priceless!
    Fantastic video, comedy genius

  • @jimmycrosby
    @jimmycrosby 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    A right pair of intellectual heavyweights here.

    • @LorrieLogan
      @LorrieLogan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      underweights

    • @tigernorm713
      @tigernorm713 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Barely a braincell between them

    • @gyorgygajdos1657
      @gyorgygajdos1657 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They don't need to be.

    • @wardosravin
      @wardosravin 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You'd take them home, but you'd be leaving RIGHT after you spaffed on their titties.

  • @maxpaws3977
    @maxpaws3977 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    She will go away and write in her notes 'suspicious male from Asgard spotted filming our cars'.

  • @clivewiddall3430
    @clivewiddall3430 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    There’s not much for Mensa to worry about with these 2

    • @godislove8740
      @godislove8740 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Mild Mensa Duffman

    • @mavicmeister29
      @mavicmeister29 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@godislove8740love the comment, Lonnie Donegan, circa 1959/1960 I believe!

    • @annpeerkat2020
      @annpeerkat2020 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      rushes to grab the screen cleaner and another cuppa

  • @SilverSteveDetecting
    @SilverSteveDetecting 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    AB is truly the best! Just those random questions he asks have me in stitches every time 😂😂

  • @Fun-Maker-1
    @Fun-Maker-1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Why are you scratching your nose"
    😂😂😂
    They started 😂😂😂

  • @ArtherFocksake
    @ArtherFocksake 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    And people wonder why almost no crime is solved, just look and listen to these clowns, they couldn't solve their way out of the car park if they weren't working together.

    • @Billyb0b557
      @Billyb0b557 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@tomekjankiewicz7095and they aren't paid to solve crimes. They are bobbies on the beat

    • @ArtherFocksake
      @ArtherFocksake 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tomekjankiewicz7095 Wow really Please please please tell all, how do we get to live in your parallel Universe? does the sun always shine there to? Are houses free? Food? It sounds wonderful.

  • @jakubs.5966
    @jakubs.5966 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    They were so confused. "Oh my god, he is not caving to my demands and kneeling like the rest of them, what do I do now!" Nice one!

  • @zitzong
    @zitzong 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    What part of the law on you do not need to show ID to police do they not understand ! 😡

  • @Adrian-wx2mv
    @Adrian-wx2mv 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    *I am Polish Auditor on second account. You're a funny Guy. I have to learn from You how to hold my distance.*

  • @davemurton736
    @davemurton736 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Hilarious, just watched this, and they are absolutely clueless, not only did they leave their collar/shoulder numbers/uniform inside, they forgot to grab a brain cell when they dashed out 😂

  • @daviddavid1346
    @daviddavid1346 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Yo A B from the Midi Pyrénées. Looking forward to more verbal gymnastics. I thoroughly enjoy the way you slowly dismantle their "Perceived Authority" a joy to watch. Kind regards to your good self and to all fellow and future Subscribers. Have a good weekend one and all stay safe 🥂

  • @lint8391
    @lint8391 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    That interaction went very much as expected:
    Stroppy attitude.
    Failure to identify themselves when asked (1st time).
    Addicted to getting ID.
    Totally outsmarted by AB at every turn of the conversation.
    Repeating the same impertinent questions over and over again.
    Extending the conversation 10 times longer than it needed to be to establish AB was doing a harmless, lawful activity.
    Accused AB of being hostile, when he was merely being assertive, maintaining his frame, and taking the mickey out of them.

  • @geoffclifford3546
    @geoffclifford3546 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    How dare a simple member of the public look at OUR cars , (the cheek of it) 👮🤡😂🤣😅

    • @chrisstone8560
      @chrisstone8560 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      See how you like it ?? Someone stood in your drive looking at your car.. absolute clown

    • @louisnealon6811
      @louisnealon6811 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Or our trash cans

  • @StevenWJRichards
    @StevenWJRichards 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This one was particularly funny, I don't know why. I like watching your videos after a hard days work, they cheer me up, thank you.

  • @ThinWhiteDude
    @ThinWhiteDude 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Absolute state of that pair...
    I know they like to keep police IQs low, but there has to be limits, no?

  • @yogixl
    @yogixl 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    Is that Dumb and Dumber? 😂😂😂

    • @mostpplarezombies
      @mostpplarezombies 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It's the Teletubbies 25 years later.

    • @mikkac
      @mikkac 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nope its Waddesdon.

    • @carbonnieferrous2689
      @carbonnieferrous2689 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      oh no they are dumber than that.

  • @dannyross-wo4rm
    @dannyross-wo4rm 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    Attitude as soon as she came out,

  • @markfindlay8636
    @markfindlay8636 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    Cagney & Lacey have let themselves go.

    • @johnbrett8788
      @johnbrett8788 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @benjamindantzie8053
    @benjamindantzie8053 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    AB, you're just too funny. My weekly comedy fix. 😂😂😂

  • @paulyblunden
    @paulyblunden 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I can honestly say i have not laughed so much in a long time. Thank you for making my week. 😅😅😅😂😂😂

  • @thenewbeester
    @thenewbeester 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    I am sooo sick of unprofessional female police officers who get butt hurt so easily... I'm certainly no misogynist but in ALL these auditor videos I've only ever seen 2 female police officers who have been knowledgeable of the law and zero ego or inbuilt disrespect / arrogance. (On the same call) In this case they were totally justified making contact with you BUT be professional.. identify yourselves....🙄

    • @tatsnneeps341
      @tatsnneeps341 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not officers,..... plain cuntstables

    • @MPM4882
      @MPM4882 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      If the Police Service didn’t take in females who would make the Tea 😂

    • @thenewbeester
      @thenewbeester 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MPM4882 Someone who "identifies" as the T from the LGBTQ community ?! 😁
      (This is of course a pun..not hate speech 💬 the 2024 dumpster fire 🔥 of common sense continues...🙄🙃)

    • @sbh344
      @sbh344 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MPM4882 males

    • @secondchance6603
      @secondchance6603 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The dwarven blond cop who is incapable of doing her job will be promoted ahead of her male colleagues thanks to 'equality'.

  • @LANCSKID
    @LANCSKID 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I have no doubt that after they returned to the station, their sergeant took one quick look out of the window, recognised that it was AB and then told them to go back to filing/painting their nails and reading Cosmopolitan.

    • @kevinturner5857
      @kevinturner5857 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      More like "Hello" Cosmopolitan bit too classy for these harpy women 😂

    • @LANCSKID
      @LANCSKID 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kevinturner5857 But, surely they are very knowledgeable regarding the life and works of Schopenhauer?

  • @craigfowler7098
    @craigfowler7098 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    Imagine these two trying to confront a stocky aggressive burglar, really?

    • @fredbloggs545
      @fredbloggs545 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why do you think that are hiding in their police station...

    • @olfan92
      @olfan92 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mission Failed.

  • @rasputin5746
    @rasputin5746 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Another fantastic audit.

  • @jjimmyrjagger
    @jjimmyrjagger 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    They obviously got educated when they went back inside but still trying to save face ha ha you've been AB'd 👍

  • @Benjimikey
    @Benjimikey 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +333

    These two have absolutely nothing to do.......Policy officers are a total waste of crime

    • @u-two
      @u-two 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I will blame the Gov not them, they have no training low payout, thas what you get , soon GOV will start employing ppl cash on hand to avoid tax 😂

    • @LorrieLogan
      @LorrieLogan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      probably switching fake eyelashes.

    • @legobatman8353
      @legobatman8353 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      State of the blonde one, looks like she’s been on the corner looking for business.

    • @quasirali6660
      @quasirali6660 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Clever wording..

    • @davidh7024
      @davidh7024 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Like the camera boy. His foreign ass claims benefits, then goes around hassling workers for his amusement and gain.

  • @Jay-ix3mp
    @Jay-ix3mp 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    😢 they come out and are SO RUDE to the public

  • @qasis42
    @qasis42 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    They literally employ any clowns to be police these days 😂

    • @MikeEves
      @MikeEves 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It's now a requirement....

  • @MrJonboy
    @MrJonboy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i'm loving these hilarious comedy audits so much xD

  • @stonemason66
    @stonemason66 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    felt compelled to sub when you went to look in the bin. great video.

  • @dericksmith2137
    @dericksmith2137 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    We were just wondering….
    No you weren’t! You are not in uniform trying to use some fictitious influence on a taxpaying citizen that you can’t possibly suspect of a crime, yet still want to violate the citizens rights with an unlawful demand for ID.

    • @raykite557
      @raykite557 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why would you travel the country deliberately stirring up trouble? You’re a prick of the first order.

  • @tomdude75
    @tomdude75 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    3:57 You look like a street cleaner. I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @xpxp1
    @xpxp1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

    Blondies sergeant thinks false eyelashes are acceptable? 💅 🤦‍♂️

    • @xanderulka8904
      @xanderulka8904 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      And lips.

    • @ajaxt9333
      @ajaxt9333 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Botox bobby​@@xanderulka8904

    • @ScottieWallace
      @ScottieWallace 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Cumbrellas 😂😂

    • @HumansAreShitFactories
      @HumansAreShitFactories 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      False eyelashes made from the suffering of innocent animals.

    • @bundy1974
      @bundy1974 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Loooooool

  • @fifihome1386
    @fifihome1386 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Whenever i feel down about life..i watch these auditing videos.. makes me feel good about myself ..lol

  • @alannewman85
    @alannewman85 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    They are fantastic cops, patient, respectful.

  • @jasonmadelin3633
    @jasonmadelin3633 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Comedy Gold, the World laugh whist the British cry.

  • @Miller4866
    @Miller4866 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    You can tell what goes on inside that police station... Absolutely nothing at all !!!!!

    • @ianj843
      @ianj843 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You could could have been more specific and said their heads.

  • @4light2reach
    @4light2reach 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    why are you wearing false eyelashes at work?!

    • @rogerborg
      @rogerborg 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Because she's not a serious person.

    • @hassyg4083
      @hassyg4083 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      they allow it no idea why, they even allow face full of makeup in some forces

    • @Stephen1953
      @Stephen1953 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Loverly Police Blue nails too.

    • @three.one_four
      @three.one_four 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Because she’s working undercover

    • @solarvanlife8177
      @solarvanlife8177 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      To dazzle criminals into doing a search.

  • @thephiman1
    @thephiman1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Managed to get her eyelashes on but not her uniform

  • @peterfarrell520
    @peterfarrell520 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    id be asking him what he is up to too. snooping like that.

  • @BennyBsolo
    @BennyBsolo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    These two are a real piece of work. Noisy birds

  • @MegaSKAGGS
    @MegaSKAGGS 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    They literally employ the lowest of the low in these services nowadays
    Its as if you had a template for an ideal Police Officer and then employed the exact opposite
    Their attitude toward members of the public ( who unbelievabably they are supposed to serve) is disgraceful
    Immediately suspicious
    This " them and us" mentality they are obviously indoctrinated with from their training is frankly worrying....

  • @BuzzQuick-s5j
    @BuzzQuick-s5j 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    An itchy nose is a sign of telling lies 😂.

    • @andycollins7215
      @andycollins7215 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Or sniffing coke.

    • @LorrieLogan
      @LorrieLogan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      so true

    • @olfan92
      @olfan92 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      even if its not. scratching your face as a police officer aint a good look.
      drug addicts scratch their face not police.

    • @tonypine3434
      @tonypine3434 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wouldn't be doing any with her with that hooter ​@@andycollins7215

    • @martinashton-f1t
      @martinashton-f1t 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Definitely sniffing coke those two. Body language says it all

  • @sjb9272
    @sjb9272 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Brilliantly funny video, that PC so wanted to play football with you when you asked 😂😂😂❤

  • @mikejj101
    @mikejj101 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Pair of comedians!😂😂😂

  • @heynowls3058
    @heynowls3058 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    The bewilderment & blankness.
    Hilarious AB! Ha.

  • @donreeves60
    @donreeves60 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    Wanted UK women for police training , tall, pretty , intelligent women need not apply 😂😂😂

  • @stephenmcguckie3107
    @stephenmcguckie3107 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    That was a great vid...I really enjoy the massive humour it entails..The coppers seam to have no sense of humour...TYVM

  • @raulraul3126
    @raulraul3126 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My favourite Asgardian after Loki!!!!!!👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @markwilson4878
    @markwilson4878 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Unless you want to play football, a couple of passes 😂. I'm new to the channel but I'm definitely coming back for more.
    And love the hay-fever bit and the bose scratching.
    Can you not be by our bins..... 😂😂😂

  • @dazzanz6717
    @dazzanz6717 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    No professionalism.

    • @MikeEves
      @MikeEves 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It says that on the police website, or at least it should...

  • @maneeshj6916
    @maneeshj6916 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    "I will stop and search you " . threat . before they leave to show the authority they don't have 🤣