I went in thinking he meant soggy like theyre a little cold and theyre all soft and stuff and i like those. I was not expecting "I dropped them in the sink"
@@cyh..7 okay, so soggy fries are a consequence of only cooking the fries once. Traditional Belgian fries use starchy pitatoes (most notably of the bintjes variety) and cook them twice the the exterior is crisp but the interior is fully cooked and soft.
This just brought back a long repressed memory of how when I was like 10 I liked to take fries and literally dump them in like actual snow you find outside and eat it like that. Weird as hell.
I like them with mayonnaise. I like greasy things and Mayo makes fries greasier. Ketchup is fine though. My dad is the real monster: he eats fries with mustard.
Mayo with fries is actually a thing. Way less popular than ketchup with fries, but it's still a thing people do. I do not know anyone who eats soggy fries however.
3:40 I fucking thought he was talking about fries that get a bit extra greasy or whatever and they get kinda soggy and limp. NOT WET WITH FUCKING WATER. What the actual fuck. I get liking the kind of soggy fries that I was thinking of. Those are good; more salt sticks to them and shit. But why _water?_ Also I eat fries with mayo. It's good, try it.
I like soggy fries, like kinda wet by the steam/oil but NOT FRICKING TAP WATER. Ew. Also I like cold fries. Cold as in like either ordered 1 hour ago or refrigerated fries.
i remember the first day at year 7(6th grade in the US), i saw some guy put mayo and beans in his hamburger. saying that everyone was disgusted would be an understatement
I think it's a cultural thing, in america(or at least my area of florida) you wouldn't find anyone eating fries with mayo because mayo sucks but I heard that in other parts of the world its actually good
This is a genuine straight up food crime. Phoenix would say this in court and instantly be given a penalty by the Judge, and the Judge would be justified in doing so.
In Europe, it is very common to eat fries with mayo. Especially in Belgium/France, where fries are considered traditional by many and taken rather seriously.
"Yall.. like... eat... food?"
Everyone else in court: *FUCK HE'S AT IT AGAIN*
PHAHAH
Im not GONNA stop the 169 chain even tho Its a good comment
569
I’m gonna do it
I did it
*Probably the best use of "Hold it!"*
When?
@@theonlypx0868 3:05
Agreed.
@@GthicratLastusednameCuterat Very much agreed
@@Dizzersz a
Title of video should be:
Phenix being bullied for 5minute staight
*For all the right reasons too*
Anyone who likes soggy fries deserves all the torment they can get.
@@finlandball1939 *For all the wright reasons too**
@Finland Ball wdym right?
@@teapartytaIes I want to die
Phoenix: Doesn’t understand how anyone would like fries with mayo.
Also Phoenix: *Dunks fries in public toilet water for flavor*
Everyone eats fries with mayo m8
Toilet fries are th best, but sink fries are for murderers
@@drantigon not everyone
@@hams_cool I have yet to meet someone that scoffs at fries with mayo
@@drantigon I have never tried it but I do not disrespect anyone else who enjoys it
I went in thinking he meant soggy like theyre a little cold and theyre all soft and stuff and i like those. I was not expecting "I dropped them in the sink"
I was not expecting "I take them to the bathroom"
That's where I thought it was going, and this sidesweep from above!
Who the frick puts their fries in a public bathroom sink to make them soggy 💀
Nick
M M M M M M M M ME
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@@cyh..7 okay, so soggy fries are a consequence of only cooking the fries once. Traditional Belgian fries use starchy pitatoes (most notably of the bintjes variety) and cook them twice the the exterior is crisp but the interior is fully cooked and soft.
@@cyh..7 You are only allowed to do this with oreos, change my mind.
This just brought back a long repressed memory of how when I was like 10 I liked to take fries and literally dump them in like actual snow you find outside and eat it like that. Weird as hell.
French Fries à la Shaved Ice
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@@yeetirosina 😭😭
Yo tf were you thinking fam
I spat out my drink oml
The small grammatical errors make it more wholesome, I love it! It's so funny.
I like soggy fries, but not soggy from water. The ones that come served soggy from oil n stuff. Also fries in BBQ sauce Supremacy.
You mean like... Bathing the Fries in Oil or BBQ Right?
@Josh Thomas this was 1 month ago what are you doing here?
Lmao
i ate fries with water taste good ngl
@@skull.k1d hell is waiting for people like you
At least order water and spill it on the fries rather than going to the bathroom and making it soggy with unhygienic water.
Yea lol
Where do you think restaurant water comes from? They both come from the same pipe. It's just cold tap water.
@@TheDreadedJuggernaut
are we literally drinking tap water 💀
@@TheDreadedJuggernaut Depends where you're from. Where I'm from, we only use boiled, bottled or filtered water. The tap is an easy way to get sick.
Nick: *WHO EATS FRIES WITH MAYO?!*
m-me..
*literally my whole family does that*
@@---7191 im your family then :)
Im Going Ultra Instinct Because My Friend Is Mayo
Who asked
@@好吧-h6k i asked
I like how phoenix loses mostly of the time when he started an argument
I eat fries with whatever sauce is left after all McNuggets.
Damn skippy!
*Nuggies.
(joke)
yum.
I eat fries with gravy nom
That is the only acceptable alternative to fries with mayo. But let's debate something else. Which sauce is best for mcnuggets? I say sweet and sour!
Honestly, I'm almost with phoenix on the fries and mayo thing. I do it myself, but I have never seen anyone else do it.
You can go and meet my brother
I like soggy fries with mayo
@@justwatching857 you
@@gns0_881 hmmm? Yes?
/FHBUSIHIFRHE NEVER SEEN ANYONE DO IT IN MY LIFE SEEN AND MET MANY PPL AND THEY NO EAT *MAYO WITH FRIES* !
3:05 is when the **actual** soggy fries argument starts. halfway through the video.
this sounds like how literally everyone in my school talks
OK WHO ACTUALLY EATS FRIES WITH MAYO AND WHO ACTUALLY GETS THEM SOGGY?!
I like them with mayonnaise. I like greasy things and Mayo makes fries greasier. Ketchup is fine though. My dad is the real monster: he eats fries with mustard.
I will eat fries with all sauces
Ketchup
Mayo
BBQ
Sweet chilli
Perinaise
Salad cream
Mustard
Pepper sauce
Mint chutney
Sweet and sour
ANYTHING
Me (me not soggy me mayo
Mayo with fries is actually a thing. Way less popular than ketchup with fries, but it's still a thing people do. I do not know anyone who eats soggy fries however.
fries and gravy go together well imo
When he said soggy I was just expecting that he forgot to eat them and they became soggy after a while, but dropping them in the SINK?
Eating fries with ice cream is the way to go
I agree for some reason
Atleast its better then soggy fries
@@Scouttyy soggy fries taste so goooddd
@@twiq.2903 ew bruh that shi tasted bad af
@@Sage-un8ds no, i mix it with gravy+ketchup with soggy fries alsk sometimes i do put my fries in my chocolate drink and it tasted good
@@twiq.2903 So You Dipped It Into Water Then Put It On Gravy And Mayo?
Man, even for a bullied dude, the quiet Phoenix fought his way out and was saved from total mental breakdowns
I shouldn't have eaten while watching this; I spat out my food 3 times of laughter
mmm... Recycled snack...
"McDonald's is the best sh*t to go"
*Absolute facts*
no
The thing with mcdonald's frires is that they have all the qualifications of a bad frie but you still end up eating the whole portion
@@GADZOOKS195 facts
@@GADZOOKS195
FAX
god i LOVE how Phoenix just has a bunch of abnormal food likings LOL
0:40 *.............I do*
believe me IT’S *DELICIOUS* , IT’S THE BEST THING EVER
Good to know von karma goes Bakanakakaakajakakajakja when she eat fries
See, I'm a wise man.
I mix the ketchup and Mayo when I have my fries. It combines both worlds together.
I believe this is how their conversation always goes when they all hangout together XD
Bro they didn't even mention soggy fries until over half way through the argument 💀
0:47 my mom: mmm this good
*O B J E C T I O N !*
the only thing that I can relate with phoenix about...
is hating mayonnaise and custard
1:58 ask a kid if that is old
Ok but why didn’t they take out the “do you see anyone else eat soggy fries” card
Pheonix: y’all like… eat food?
Everybody else in the courtroom: *ah shoot, here we go again*
Alternate title: man getting roasted and judged for not knowing that people eat fries w mayo
0:33 OMFG YESSSSSSSSSSSSS THEM LUCKY GOLDEN ARCHES BOIIIIIIIII
And why *French* *fries* if those fries created in Belgium first?
Ngl, fries with the mcflurry is pretty good
I agree
Please no
what
HELL NO (ngl is pretty good)
just eating a not hot anymore fries is hard enough to swallow BUT SOGGY? HOW DARE YOU PHOENIX
Honestly if i was Pheonix i would just go to McDonald's and make them soggy just to troll them
naur…
3:40 I fucking thought he was talking about fries that get a bit extra greasy or whatever and they get kinda soggy and limp. NOT WET WITH FUCKING WATER. What the actual fuck.
I get liking the kind of soggy fries that I was thinking of. Those are good; more salt sticks to them and shit. But why _water?_
Also I eat fries with mayo. It's good, try it.
0:42 I remember eating French fries and dipping them in mayonnaise and it’s actually pretty good (In my opinion)
his name is Pheonix wright but he cant even eat food the right way..
I like soggy fries, like kinda wet by the steam/oil but NOT FRICKING TAP WATER. Ew.
Also I like cold fries. Cold as in like either ordered 1 hour ago or refrigerated fries.
Cold fries? Yeeessir
Refrigirated fries? THE HELL?
WHO REFRIGERATES THEIR FRIES!?
@@shinyroarick123 me
@@imtiaza7783 Why!?
MFS REFRIGERATED HIS FRIES LIKE WTF DUDE
I have never had any particular desire to eat fries with mayo before but... This video has awoken a mighty need within me
As a Belgian, that was hard to watch
french fries with mayo: YOU CAN RUN, BUT I'LL STILL BE IN YOUR NIGHTMARES!
In Phoenix's defense, I've never heard of fries and mayo before either
I wat fries with ketchup and mayo mixed together, sometimes I eat fries with icecream
@@iiashxlie McDonalds fries dipped in a milkshake ?
i have been to a mcdonalds 1000 times, nobody has ever used mayo as a dipping sauce for fries
I hate that I actually look forward to the soggy fries when ordering fries.
I meant soggy with deep fry oil
Franziska: this may be the only day I don’t hate you, little brother… because of this FOOLISHLY FOOLISH FOOL
I just heard Nick talk about soggy fries, and I was like: "Bruh... Who in their right mind does that?"
i remember the first day at year 7(6th grade in the US), i saw some guy put mayo and beans in his hamburger. saying that everyone was disgusted would be an understatement
I think it's a cultural thing, in america(or at least my area of florida) you wouldn't find anyone eating fries with mayo because mayo sucks but I heard that in other parts of the world its actually good
I can't believe there's someone out there that eats Bathroom Fries.
Phoenix: PFFFT WHO EATS FRIES WITH MAYO
me who eats fries with mayo: *intense nervous sweating*
Every country in Europe uses mayo on fries
Me and my familly actually mix mayo and ketchup, maybe other people in my country do that too
I mix mayo with chili sauce, it's good too
yaay, finally someone! i do it all the time, its the best
Me eating French fries with mayo and ketchup:My goal are beyond your understanding
Same.
Do you also mix mayo and ketchup for an even better taste
I love how half the video is just phoenix getting bludgeoned on the subject of Mayo 💀
its weird how the yellow in the fries at the video thumbnail mixed with the blue in the ocean and suddenly turn into green beans lol
Tobias Gregson: *looks at fish n' chip paper cup* Well, this made me lose my appetite.
Ok i have suggestion has never done before
"Rare Chicken Debate"
It's making me sick. Like literally, it gave me salmonella, please send help.
Alternate ending: *Gavel x3* Judge: you are sentenced guilty for "Health Code Violation"
This is the video of Pheonix being bullied by everyone for 5 minutes *STRAIGHT*
To be fair with Mr. Wright, I have never seen anyone eat fries with mayonnaise either, and I live near to a McDonalds!
0:03 what the fuck i thought you were a ace attorney not a lonely guy who is never socially interactive
0:44 thats why wright never saw me eating french fries with mayo
“After all. every person on the planet loves mayo”
-josh
“A sad virgin who eats alone at fast food restraunts”
At least I’m not giving bjs to my fries 💀
I don’t like friends with mayo..
But I like them with mayo and ketchup mixed 😎
Ah yes…
*T h e C a n n i b a l*
I also cover my friends with mayo and ketchup
*Excuse me but did you just say ketchup and mayo covered FRIENDS?*
ok the friends thing was probably auto-correect
Thought we were talking soggy like they sat out too long, not disgusting wet fries.
The judge said order in the court, so i ordered fries and they tasted good, too bad my house is made of bars and metal now, and its very small
Now hold on, hot fries, with freezing ketchup, I want you to try it before you tell
Soggy fries trash, Mayo trash, long kinda floppy fries? Bomb. I’ll be taking no questions
you guys focus on the argument im chuckling to the fact the mouths go “maoamaoamaoam” when they speak
wait until he hears about people mixing mayo and ketchup together
1:19
look, I’ve never seen one and period
*period*
The "The Rare Chicken Argument" please?
This is by far one of the worst food crimes I've ever heard of.
Edit: I mean other than the crime where a man assaulted a bus driver with a watermelon
Now, lets argue about fries with ice cream
Me in the back eating golden brown steak fries with steak sauce: What are they arguing about this time?
This is a genuine straight up food crime. Phoenix would say this in court and instantly be given a penalty by the Judge, and the Judge would be justified in doing so.
Me: **Eats soggy fries with mayo**
…
WHA THE FU-
BOY
Phoenix Wright doesn’t know The Netherlands is a real place he thinks it was just made up for Pulp Fiction
Miles just made a new *sauce* when i eat fries, basically mayo makes the fries better (not when soggy ew)
more than half the video is actually a mayo and fries argument
I like how Phoenix says AAAA as it is a normal sentence, with his mouth not being like :AAA all the time but being like :0 :t D: :D :u
Go to 2:55 for soggy fries argument
I love how it just ends with a "Ugh".
ah come on 2 minutes in and this looks like a conversation a bunch of 6 years old would have
as someone who dorsnt like french fries, this is both hysterical and gut-wrenchingly painful to watch.
that dude was definitely lying abt the soggy fries
I used to dung my chips (fries) in Pepsi, and that was sweet, so I can ho with soggy chips
seems like my discord server chat
pure fucking chaos
If they played among us with no timer it would take hours
I was sort of on board until he mentioned public bathroom water.
i want my fries to be crunchy, cheesy and oversauced. not soggy.
mcdonalds is cool but kinda just “soggy”
pro wendy’s
edit: also who actually eats fries with mayo *not to insult*
In Europe, it is very common to eat fries with mayo. Especially in Belgium/France, where fries are considered traditional by many and taken rather seriously.
I prefer eating the "cheese fries that hasn't been eaten for 2 hours. not heated" kind of fries.
the “E” and “.” tho batmn