Minecraft: This Map Completely Breaks Me

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  • @zirmlol7739
    @zirmlol7739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    Jardon: I guess I have to do the skeleton thing. (with composter in front of him)
    Me: (Face palms)

    • @colleendoucette124
      @colleendoucette124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too

    • @camrywhite9409
      @camrywhite9409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @n3stl0rd
      @n3stl0rd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not to mention the key can be pressed on a chiseled stone brick and there is one right in front of him in that brewing room

    • @Inuvialuq
      @Inuvialuq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No facepalm

    • @powe6048
      @powe6048 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @mattp12
    @mattp12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    To be honest this non linear map design is really cool. Getting tools later on that are needed for earlier areas, etc etc

    • @torreywhiting5402
      @torreywhiting5402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Those are called MetroidVanias

    • @zackshere8854
      @zackshere8854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Many puzzle games.
      Am I a joke to you?

    • @torreywhiting5402
      @torreywhiting5402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brokengbax420
      Hmmst?

    • @xXSnipistXx
      @xXSnipistXx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is actually linear, if you think about it, there are many paths but he has to do specific things in order to open them and every path opens 1 at a time. It just seems to be non linear but in actual fact it is linear.

    • @f1rebreather123
      @f1rebreather123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      KC Francisco it’s like a non linear linear map. You have one goal for each section, but you don’t have to take linear steps to get to the goal.

  • @NoahClevinger
    @NoahClevinger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Watching a Minecraft map video late at night on my phone again is reminding me of the middle school days

    • @animal_gal_adventures9885
      @animal_gal_adventures9885 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's me right now and I'm in middle school.

    • @dubstepwalrus
      @dubstepwalrus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@animal_gal_adventures9885 Same

    • @Coolguy-ht1cx
      @Coolguy-ht1cx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m fucking doing the same thing. Memories lmao.

    • @yotsuyuyagiyama2443
      @yotsuyuyagiyama2443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh god I don’t want to remember those days.

  • @zaldeon3530
    @zaldeon3530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Jardon: 1:04:21 "This is the most complex map I've ever played"
    *4D Map Intensifies*
    They are a bit different in their complexity tho.

  • @RazorRaptor99
    @RazorRaptor99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    Jardon: Needs bonemeal
    Jardon filling up composter: OoP I guess need to kill some Skelebrossss
    *leaves*

  • @noahspencer720
    @noahspencer720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    If Jordan knew anything about Zelda he would have known to be worried when the map creator said it was his favorite game

    • @aperson6481
      @aperson6481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you spelled his name wrong

    • @pyrrehraus6571
      @pyrrehraus6571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jerdan

    • @aperson6481
      @aperson6481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@debajyotijagaty2435 Well, they spelled it right, but they didn't spell it "right"

    • @Woodland_Adventures
      @Woodland_Adventures 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah. Those games are puzzles within puzzles. I loved them for that.

    • @lavender3609
      @lavender3609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Never have I ever played a Legend of Zelda game"
      **lost more than subscribers**

  • @magythemage
    @magythemage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    Jardon: *gets given a shield*
    Also Jardon: *leaves it in inventory*

    • @boatthechicken6745
      @boatthechicken6745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was a banner not a shield

    • @darkforbiddenlord5948
      @darkforbiddenlord5948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@boatthechicken6745 he got 2 shields at 8:50

    • @sidneypowelstock6812
      @sidneypowelstock6812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shields are shit anyway. Also, he never fought anything super hard

    • @Coolguy-ht1cx
      @Coolguy-ht1cx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Sidney Powelstock lmao shields aren’t shit..?

    • @stefanm.734
      @stefanm.734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ​@@sidneypowelstock6812 I'm guessing you haven't used one since they were first added.
      Shields were buffed. They now block 100% of damage rather than the 40% or so that they did in the past. Shields also prevent any damage from ranged fire or poison effects and greatly nullify or eradicate the effects of knockback. Heck, it can actually knockback the opponent who hit the shield.

  • @stimulortum
    @stimulortum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "Death, Regret, Blood. yo, that's cute" 18:19

  • @LauraSti
    @LauraSti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    8:40 The real question is why no one notices that X33N's head is finally in a map....

    • @joblakh
      @joblakh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@__The_Real_V__ he plays with Jordan in some of the long series on captainsparklez2

    • @thelegendofrosetyler
      @thelegendofrosetyler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@joblakh I think you got wooshed bud

    • @adamkwarren21
      @adamkwarren21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmao his name was x and Jordan didn’t even put 2 and 2 together

    • @arifhossain9751
      @arifhossain9751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@adamkwarren21
      Dont you mean 3 N 3 together?

    • @yahiathegreatest
      @yahiathegreatest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@arifhossain9751 lmao

  • @lilianakingston2131
    @lilianakingston2131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    I've never mentally screamed at someone more than i just did.

    • @willkimball7677
      @willkimball7677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      USE THE Forkin COMPOSTER!!

    • @donnovanash2334
      @donnovanash2334 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed

    • @donnovanash2334
      @donnovanash2334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Instead of doing the final puzzle he could have jumped the stone brick walls using his final jump boost pot

    • @generic8511
      @generic8511 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@donnovanash2334 wat ur big brain

    • @donnovanash2334
      @donnovanash2334 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@generic8511 why thank you

  • @Miscraft
    @Miscraft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1235

    haha. Sorry I broke you. XD Thanks for playing anyways!

    • @rakha8812
      @rakha8812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      how is this not top comment

    • @zackszekely6618
      @zackszekely6618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Second...and 6 days late.

    • @naomii874
      @naomii874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@zackszekely6618 third...and 4 months late

    • @bruhman1235
      @bruhman1235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      First 5months

    • @thecowknownaspablo735
      @thecowknownaspablo735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ha I’m the 69 like

  • @TheDepressedChemist
    @TheDepressedChemist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    One of the first rules: Do not eat any food items
    Jardon: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that

    • @joelharder7788
      @joelharder7788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Jardon: *keeps apples* "I guess I'll keep some veggies"
      Me: *visible confusion*

    • @James-wl3vx
      @James-wl3vx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      This sign can't stop me because I can't read!

    • @woken5805
      @woken5805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Toby Woodman well the house part wasn’t the quest, anything past the house part you wouldn’t eat
      Well that’s only my guess

    • @shanedaley6236
      @shanedaley6236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@woken5805 yap it was pretty straight forward

    • @bananatassium7009
      @bananatassium7009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The idea was clearly that you weren't supposed to get any items in the *quest*, so since you didn't even know what the quest was in the house and it told you to get the food, it was pretty clearly intended to eat the kitchen food.

  • @CamoCraft109
    @CamoCraft109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    "Why are you so much harder to kill than your father?" -Jardon, 2019

    • @SamBam-kp9wv
      @SamBam-kp9wv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No, he's harder to demonetize than his father.

    • @locofox6749
      @locofox6749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Voldemort to Harry

    • @caiterbunch3932
      @caiterbunch3932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      supervillain line

  • @TrueRandomHomosapien
    @TrueRandomHomosapien 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Rule: Don't throw away items given throughout the quest.
    Jardon in his head: Ok, I'll just leave the food in the chest.

  • @oofire2480
    @oofire2480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Jardon I think you still have that fullbright texture pack on from Cube UHC

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    52:51 slow descent into madness? Jardon, I've been witnessing that since trollcraft. I'm pretty sure having X33N to socialize with is the only reason it hasn't been swift.

  • @Sixsince-dd2eu
    @Sixsince-dd2eu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    *Aquarium*
    Switch the M with an S
    *Aquarius*
    But the sign was the wrong color...

    • @wildkid338
      @wildkid338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Where is the m

    • @bloodwolf2609
      @bloodwolf2609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'd also like to point out that I'm a Hades. Most ruthless of the zodiac signs.

    • @bloodwolf2609
      @bloodwolf2609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@WishingWell24 that's the joke. but nice job for finding it :)

    • @supercon20
      @supercon20 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ō-Ō
      Wow

    • @maj2231
      @maj2231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am the 444 liker

  • @Crim_Zen
    @Crim_Zen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    A command block giving the player saturation at the start goes a long way.

  • @andrewhanshaw5646
    @andrewhanshaw5646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Jordan my blood pressure was threw the roof watching you over looking things that were right in front of your face

    • @yuiiwasaki4932
      @yuiiwasaki4932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm glad I wasn't the only one

    • @jsutinbibber9508
      @jsutinbibber9508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Learn how to spell

    • @LastNameSlade
      @LastNameSlade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      jsutin bibber your video is Minecraft stripper tells me not to record her stfu

    • @triviavanille62
      @triviavanille62 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Especially that chiseled stone block... he looked right at it, while holding the lever, multiple times...

    • @daxforyoutube6361
      @daxforyoutube6361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LastNameSlade omg you are right wtf is his channel lol

  • @juliusicechamps
    @juliusicechamps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    "We just came from Pallet Town. Now we're going to Indigo Plateau."
    Anybody else go right from choosing their starter Pokémon to the Pokémon League?

    • @bobbyrooster5859
      @bobbyrooster5859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Alpharad with mudkip also sub to alpharad

    • @albertsharp9263
      @albertsharp9263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I mean there is an earlygame rival battle you can miss if you don't so I usually do

    • @robbyy217
      @robbyy217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yea with my lvl 5 charmander lets goo

    • @xupPer22
      @xupPer22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me duh

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I only use my starters

  • @bread4727
    @bread4727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Facepalm when jardon didn't know you got bone meal from composters

  • @bobbybquick7511
    @bobbybquick7511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Well Jordan we all have to accept that we eventually encounter a map that is just too hard for our abilities.

    • @shanedaley6236
      @shanedaley6236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is just him stumbling through the map when he's not paying attention or forgetting things like why was the lava there a few minutes earlier o hey there's lava blocking the path

    • @JameyMcQueen
      @JameyMcQueen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @shane daley
      Not everyone is observant to every single thing that happens around them. Jardon is no exception.

    • @tuny9032
      @tuny9032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      shane daley you’ve got to remember, he cuts the video to shorten it, he might’ve been on a puzzle for hours, but for us it was only a couple of minutes. So it’s easy for us to notice it but it’ll make sense for him to forget them.

    • @someyeeterontheblock2421
      @someyeeterontheblock2421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tuny9032 just add on this is an hour long video video could have been 2 or 3 hours long play on one map for 2 to 3 hours that's pretty crazy, your brains going to eventually get out and going to start messing up

    • @thesecond6707
      @thesecond6707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not that hard of a map though

  • @phys5474
    @phys5474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Plays Minecraft:
    Jardon: This is kind of cube-ish...

  • @yevenik7242
    @yevenik7242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Jardan : *Has Gamma up*
    Also Jarden : "Why is everything lit up?"

    • @souIburger
      @souIburger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s not gamma, it’s more of a night vision effect caused by Jordan having shaders and uninstalling them I think

    • @MGSLurmey
      @MGSLurmey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kluevo Yeah you're right, it's full-bright, not gamma or glitchy shaders.

    • @Coolguy-ht1cx
      @Coolguy-ht1cx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You had two chances to spell jardon right. And you still didn’t.

    • @user-fc5mv8xl6w
      @user-fc5mv8xl6w 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      jardan and then jarden? wtf

  • @ncommon3378
    @ncommon3378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Jardon: doesn't notice xeen
    Xeen: am I a joke to you?

    • @beckettwarner
      @beckettwarner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ncommon337 another man of culture I see

  • @noahspencer720
    @noahspencer720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Jordan keeps forgetting about his gamma hack resource pack from SMPLive

  • @00wolfQUEEN
    @00wolfQUEEN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Jardon: "Where in the world-"
    Me: "is Carmen Sandiego"

  • @KD-cd2ck
    @KD-cd2ck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    at some points, Jordan sounds like Tommy Wiseau when he reads the chat. Same level of emotion and everything

  • @mugetsutenshou3481
    @mugetsutenshou3481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    " Ha, bone meal here, oh I don't have any bone meal so I guess we need the little skeleton thing "... I'm like *facepalm* That's what the composter was for. You should know that, you covered that in a 1.14 features video.. SMH

  • @arfyness
    @arfyness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    1:07:34 - "Check out the ... the playlist ... nope, that's not it.
    There's a link in the description, I'm not coherent anymore."

  • @grandmasteryoda31
    @grandmasteryoda31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    that thing did a thing, but not the thing that we wanted.
    captain sparkles 2019-

  • @mariomaker69420
    @mariomaker69420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    BREAKING NEWS!
    corptain sporkelz is officially broken!

  • @joew.4073
    @joew.4073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    9:05 "we'll just take some veggies, some fruits and veggies..." ah yes, my favorite vegetable, the dead forkin' fish.

  • @IonKattTMCE
    @IonKattTMCE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Jardon: I’m not famous
    Me: r u sure about that

    • @IonKattTMCE
      @IonKattTMCE 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Northern Axe oops, just fixed it

    • @souIburger
      @souIburger 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      IonKatt Wait, but the correct way of saying it is Jordan. It’s even in his other channels’ names, JordanGames, Jordan Maron

    • @ACLearn
      @ACLearn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@souIburger Its an ongoing joke with this community to call him Jardon. IonKatt may not know that, but I think so.

    • @beckettwarner
      @beckettwarner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Soulburger uncultured swine

  • @DENMARTEL
    @DENMARTEL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "this map breaks me"
    *video is 1 hour long*
    oh boy

  • @GeeztJeez
    @GeeztJeez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Jordan : This map completely breaks me
    TH-cam demonetization : *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @cuzicouldyay
    @cuzicouldyay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Wow. Yeah, your end state reminds me of past me after a final exam or a physics assignment back in college. *shudder*

  • @YaBoiAidan
    @YaBoiAidan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The sheer amount of rage this has caused Jordan caused him to ascend to a higher plane of existence by the end of the video

    • @Uhette
      @Uhette 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It also caused him to Miley curse under his breath!

  • @CowboyLegend
    @CowboyLegend 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    it actually gave me a headache watching him go on confused about the bonemeal thing

  • @adamkwarren21
    @adamkwarren21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:41 “X” is X33N and jardon didn’t even notice

  • @harithd
    @harithd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    not sure if jordan realised that the player head of the dead person is X33N's head

  • @jimmay2903
    @jimmay2903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Love those wavy eyebrows in the thumbnail 👌

  • @jep9092
    @jep9092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Jardon: I'm not famous
    His 10 million subscribers: RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @potatoperson
    @potatoperson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Thank you so much for the frequent maps. This is some of my favorite content.
    You should bring back coop dungeons with nick!
    Please like if you agree.

  • @baconeko
    @baconeko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is a perfect example of why Jardon always plays modpacks with X33N. Brainpower does not compute

  • @RDMANGLEYT
    @RDMANGLEYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I played this map before you. trust me. you need the walk through. and I had a really hard time with this map. including the fact that on my end I broke it

    • @Sixsince-dd2eu
      @Sixsince-dd2eu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't know how anyone was supposed to find that last scroll

    • @simikao
      @simikao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Sixsince-dd2eu Well, while watching him play I saw the missing block over the entrance and though "there might be something" up there. Granted, the map makes you feel that in many places but you still should check all of them

    • @blindahu
      @blindahu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It feels like the legend of zelda oracle games where i don't even understand how people complete without a walkthrough

    • @air8961
      @air8961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blindahu yah i got a lot of zelda vibes, like the flower thingy corresponding to the levers

    • @simikao
      @simikao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AV-yj5yl Obviously, though I treated OP's remark more like "How is anyone supposed to find that"

  • @f1rebreather123
    @f1rebreather123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Map: tells you not to throw stuff away
    Also map: gives you hundreds of items to keep track of

  • @darincantu49
    @darincantu49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Should've brought X33N along for this one.

  • @noodle714
    @noodle714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Pro tip: you can get bonemeal from compost

  • @Swagsteroo
    @Swagsteroo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Captain Sparklez: I have a theory
    Me: a game theory
    Captain sparklez: a game theory
    Me= .O.

  • @caiterbunch3932
    @caiterbunch3932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:38 buddy, that's... that's x33n. did you not recognize him?

  • @roarbahamut9866
    @roarbahamut9866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Do not eat foot items given *through* *a* *quest*" Jardon: I sHoUlDnT eAT tEhE FoOd fRoM THe kItChEn

  • @Jaaae00
    @Jaaae00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I was thinking Aquarius because the sign said “replace the m with an s” and it was above the aquarium....
    Never mind the text wasn’t red

  • @CMRkiller
    @CMRkiller 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You literally have 10 million subs how do you not consider that famous

  • @NiceGirlTalkin82
    @NiceGirlTalkin82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the Secret entrances and secret buttons in the maps.

  • @joebykaeby
    @joebykaeby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Game: "Don't eat food"
    Me: Oh yeah you probably need to use them, or it's tracking them for progress, or...
    Jardon: eats food
    Me: oh

  • @hallowizer440
    @hallowizer440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think the room was bright because you set your brightness to 1500% (aka gamma=15.0)

  • @kacci3364
    @kacci3364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was so stressed when they didnt realize that if you feed apples to the compost then you get BoNEmEaL

  • @Pastel_cherrii
    @Pastel_cherrii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    him: *needs bonemeal*
    also him: *doesent realize/know you could get bonemeal from composter and leaves*
    me: *takes deep breath trying not to rage*

  • @mindless_jester
    @mindless_jester 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I nearly had an aneurysm when he didnt use the composter for the bonemeal

  • @LightslicerGP
    @LightslicerGP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *I love this minecraft movie you made jardanonian*

  • @sadridzaferi9045
    @sadridzaferi9045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Creeper, Oh man, 🚶‍♂️ So we back in the mine, Got our pickaxe ⛏ swinging from, Side 👈👉 to side, Side side 👈👉 to side, This task's a grueling 👊 one, Hope to find some diamonds 💎💎 to- Night 🌑 night 🌑 night, Diamonds 💍 to-night, Heads up, 👆 You hear 👂a sound, turn 👀 around and look up, Total shock 😧 fills your body, Oh no it's you again, I could never forget those, Eyes 👀 eyes 👀 eyes,👀 Eyes 👀 eyes 👀 eyes 👀 eyes,👀 'Cause baby 👶 tonight, 🌚 The creeper's tryin' to steal 💰 all our stuff again, 'Cause baby 🍼 tonight, 🌑 You grab your pick⛏, shovel And bolt 🏃🏻‍♀️ again, bolt 🏃🏻‍♀️ again -gain, And run🏃 , run 🏃 , until it's done ✅ , done ✅ , until the sun 🌞 comes up in the morn', 'Cause baby 🍼 tonight 🌑, The creeper's tryin' to steal 💰 all Our stuff again, stuff again -gain, Just when you think you're safe 🔒, Overhear some hissing 🐍 from, Right be-hind, Right right be-hind, That's a nice life 💁‍♂️ you have, Shame it's got to end at this, Time ⌛️ time ⏳ time ⌛️, Time ⏳ time ⌛️ time ⏳ time ⌛️, Blows up 💣, And your health bar drops 👇 and you could use a one-up 👆, Get inside, don't be tardy ⏱, So now you're stuck in there, Half a heart 💔 is left but don't, Die ☠️ die 💀 die ☠️, Die 💀 die ☠️ die 💀 die ☠️, 'Cause baby 👶 tonight 🌑, The creeper's tryin' to steal 💰 all our stuff again, 'Cause baby 🍼 tonight 🌚, You grab your pick ⛏, shovel And bolt 🏃 again, bolt again -gain. And run 🏃🏻‍♀️, run 🏃🏻‍♀️ , until it's done, done, until the sun ☀️ comes up in the morn, 'Cause baby 🍼 tonight 🌑, The creeper's tryin' to steal 💰 all Our stuff again, (Creepers, you're mine) (Haha) Dig up diamonds 💎 , Craft those diamonds 💍 , Make some armor ⚔️, Get it baby 👶 , Gonna forge 🔨 it Like your so👌 MLG pro 👊, The sword's 🗡 made of diamond 💍 So come 💦 at me, bro, (Huh) Trainin' in your room 🏠 Under the torchlight Hone ✊ that form To get you ready for the big fight, 🤜 Every single day ☀️, And the whole 🌚night, Creepers' out prowlin'🐾 (whew) all right, Look at me,👁 look at you 👁 Take my revenge, That's what I'm gonna do I'm a, warrior⚔️ baby, What else is new? And my blade's 🗡gonna tear through you,💀 (Bring it) 'Cause baby 👶 tonight 🌚, The creeper's tryin' to steal 💰 all our stuff again, (Gather your stuff, yeah, let's take back the world 🌍 ) Yeah baby 🍼 tonight 🌑, (Haha) Have your sword 🗡, armor and go ✅ (It's on) Take your revenge! So fight, fight, 👊🤜 Like it's the last, last night 🌚 of your life 💀, life☠️ Show them your fight✊, 'Cause baby 👶 tonight 🌑, The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff 💰 again, 'Cause baby 🍼 tonight 🌚, You grab your pick ⛏, shovel And bolt 🏃🏻‍♀️ again, bolt again -gain. And run🏃, run🏃, until it's done ✅ , done ✅ , until the sun 🌞 comes up in the morn, 'Cause baby 👶 tonight 🌑, The creeper's tried to steal all our stuff💰 again.

  • @mobimoddz
    @mobimoddz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jordon looks at compost bin realizes he needs bone meal then said he needed to kill a skeleton, I'm dead.

  • @jackp-w3886
    @jackp-w3886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "now........to find a way into the teeeeeeeeeeeemple" lol 5:00

  • @jingleground4862
    @jingleground4862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Map creator: *puts Pisces with the fish*
    Me: oh I see what you did there

  • @WolfOnRBX
    @WolfOnRBX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Surprisingly I love watching these 1 hour videos! I watch it all, you must get tons of watch minutes!

  • @LuckyAceGaming
    @LuckyAceGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    So, at what point is this just a bunch of mumbles from a mad man? I think it starts around 55:50 ish

  • @jumbojeton
    @jumbojeton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    When is the 3rd Ep coming for Mianot.

    • @avahauge9552
      @avahauge9552 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      we know he's not good at the 3rd edition of these things

  • @Shmee3353
    @Shmee3353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    37:25 “Stop being angry... chill yourself out... I know you mad that I killed your dad, but can you stop” why was this so funny to me lmao 😆

  • @BasedWorldView
    @BasedWorldView 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You have the Forkin composter. I AM SO TRIGGERED!!!

  • @butanetorch5386
    @butanetorch5386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The thing that bothers me the most is that he didn’t combine his looting sword with the one given to mend it and give it looting IV. Then he just holds it in his inventory!!!

  • @Trueknightofblades
    @Trueknightofblades 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I always wonder what the outside of maps like this look like. I mean, did someone build it on a superflat plain, or in the void, or maybe is it built into a survival world that still exists beyond the map? what happens if you chuck an enderpearl over the walls? do we get to see a dev zone full of redstone and command blocks?

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I usually build in the void, and most maps nowadays will use datapacks, so you wouldn't see too many command blocks. Although my maps usually use a decent amount of command blocks because I sometimes can't be bothered to open my text editor.
      This map appears to have been made before datapacks were standard for maps to use, so you'd probably see either void or superflat, and a medium amount of command blocks, as this map appears to use mostly redstone.

  • @likelyvampirical
    @likelyvampirical 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:06:50
    I mean, this IS your job...

  • @Woodland_Adventures
    @Woodland_Adventures 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's broken. A map finally broke him. I always thought it would be an unfair map that would do it.

  • @aon02b
    @aon02b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I have no idea what this button and this lever did. Oh look, somehow 2 of these wooden obstacles went down. I wonder how that happened. And I still have no idea what this botton and this lever did. There's no way it could be related. Oh well"

  • @EnderBossZz
    @EnderBossZz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mojang should make a command that only works if u type a command into a command block. Which makes tools that can break certain blocks combine into a tool if you use a anvil. (Example 1 ) A diamond axe that can only break oak planks and a wooden axe that can only break oak fences, With the command running you can combine them into 1 tool, it would work with any type of tool as long as it’s the same tool.
    it would make youtuber’s not go insane on Adventure maps.
    So Jordan can see this
    Like if u agree

    • @RunicGEAR
      @RunicGEAR 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats already possible with command blocks, just not in that way, this map creator was just all kinds of crazy.

    • @EnderBossZz
      @EnderBossZz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never seen it though that’s why I made this comment

  • @taylormeadsxo
    @taylormeadsxo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love long adventure maps like this! Keep up the fun videos!

  • @sepiasmith5065
    @sepiasmith5065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It warned him not to get rid of anything or eat any food but it didn't seem to matter much... I understand you needed some food for the composter and most of the items, but... certainly not all of it lol. They should've at least given the player a shulker box.

  • @ImNotAshley
    @ImNotAshley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I watched the whole thing not knowing it was an hour, but it was all worth it. Especially when you turned into a real life meme at 1:03:04

  • @Dactus_
    @Dactus_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    18:39 "I am acing this right now"... just wait jardedkinmawion

  • @kurtisbrumbaugh6081
    @kurtisbrumbaugh6081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:07:30
    Wow he really was delusional by the end of the map

  • @Jeff-ux6vc
    @Jeff-ux6vc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    (Thumbnail)
    He was exposed to scp 001/when day breaks

  • @emlindsay8110
    @emlindsay8110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    37:45
    Fun fact
    Vex (which is what those angel flying are called) means to annoy

  • @silvernevermoregaming6474
    @silvernevermoregaming6474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching him play maps like these makes me want to make a map, and I don't know why

  • @samtherat6
    @samtherat6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know it's a good map when. even cut down, it's longer than most CS2 videos.

  • @trianglburger19
    @trianglburger19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    18:39/18:40
    YOU BROKE THE ROUL OF NOT EATING!!!!!!!

  • @fathin7841
    @fathin7841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Is the X dude Xeen?....
    Because if he is then Yas........
    I have been screaming in the inside telling jordan : *"THAT IS XEEN!!!"*

  • @willemschipper7736
    @willemschipper7736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The lectern and trapdoor things are cool, but maybe not THIS cool

  • @echo.stardust
    @echo.stardust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:36 am I crazy or is that X's head from his old skin?

  • @CodettaMel-chan
    @CodettaMel-chan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:04:19 "This is the most complex map I have ever played in my entire life"
    Did he forget about the Code maps?

  • @preyous1267
    @preyous1267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The lava thing with the Potion of fire resistant and the lever behind it, that was in the original Tutorial map for Minecraft.

  • @ConvictedFelon2024
    @ConvictedFelon2024 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    33:02 Was that a DRAGONFORCE reference?? Omg I'm geeking out so hard right now...

  • @ill0gica1
    @ill0gica1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This brings back memories of the Water Temple in Ocarina Of Time.

  • @NullG7
    @NullG7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jardon: Has multiple items and an anvil and gets told to repair items, even has a mob spawner to grind levels
    Also Jardon: Well, I sure hope none of this stuff breaks!

  • @ShyDigi
    @ShyDigi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jardon: Maybe the game master of the dungeon scratched it out
    Jardon literally less than twenty seconds later: *forgets the phrase game master*

  • @evalutionart3767
    @evalutionart3767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've had the same exact lighting glitch before. (and yes, it's a glitch) to fix it, you just have to go into the settings, and click on/change the brightness slider

  • @psychedelicanxiety8011
    @psychedelicanxiety8011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The way he says Sagittarius 😂
    (Love u jardon)

  • @monsterbeast3480
    @monsterbeast3480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    please put fallen kingdom in spotify

  • @stokhosursus
    @stokhosursus ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn this map maker is so nice and forgiving. Constantly giving second and third copies of items for any bungling players.

  • @thekickbot7309
    @thekickbot7309 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    For those wondering, the letters in the Lectern book read:
    CREEPER
    FLOWER
    SKULL
    CHARGE