[@Ben-tg6ov]

How to decorate your very own Black Metal Christmas tree:
Burn it down.

[@AndyIli]

Then rape a virgin on her period to death over it's ashes

[@gj4312]

True. If you wanted to make it death metal, you could just burn the priest (in the nearest church).
I'm sorry, I tried.

[@sxixsplitup1908]

Best comment

[@ELICARLO11]

God, shit that's the best answer that i ever read

[@EvilMFNamedRalph]

the star is a peace of deads skull

[@JJ_957]

Legend has it if you leave beer out on Christmas Eve, Chris will come down your chimney and scream Slayer before drinking all your beer

[@matchbonusxp2579]

Fucking* Slayer

[@MorbidMindedManiac]

*SLAYAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

[@merisa2598]

FUCKING SLAYERRRR

[@marcypan8219]

Remind me to buy some beer then!

[@ThrashedTV]

Confirmed, post your beer out on Christmas eve and @jhofffilms for it to be shared!

[@lukimarzi596]

Yo that's a sick battle tree

[@jhofffilms]

LOL Battle tree I love it

[@daze9015]

My friend has a wallpaper on his phone with shit tons of battle logos. That's a battle phone
Edit: i meant band logos

[@thyxreaper]

“Battle Tree” 😂

[@whitneysmiltank]

@Donnie Fatso Relax fatso, it's a joke.

[@electronicaids6096]

The toughest guy in the pit

[@cannibalholocaust6667]

Jhoff uploading is the best christmas present i could ever ask for

[@reaperclutz7170]

You also like Toxic Holocaust ?

[@cannibalholocaust6667]

Reaper clutz Fuck Yeah!

[@reaperclutz7170]

@@cannibalholocaust6667 yay !!!

[@dizzod123]

Kim Wörlin 420th like

[@reaperclutz7170]

@@dizzod123 Kewl

[@MoshWithEzra]

“It’s a bad time to be a metalhead running around with a knife.”
IM WEEPING

[@alistaj267]

Pat o brien😱😂😭😭

[@kennycouch3167]

Herd u the first time

[@nickanderson2344]

“It’s a bad time to be a metalhead running around with a knife” fuuuuck too soon😂😂😂

[@thyxreaper]

Nick Anderson dead from mayhem reference??👀😂

[@madisonhulton5813]

Keenan Nakogee no cannibal corpse guitarist reference

[@ManiaBrosYT]

@Darth Nihilus I never said it wasnt

[@griffinnb]

Merry fucking thrashmas

[@brandonumagat]

Fucking Slayer!

[@katierose8035]

@@brandonumagat actually it's FUCKING SLAAAYYERRRR!!!

[@youtuberobbedmeofmyname]

sorry. i only celebrate slammas

[@sheepwithcorpsepaint8710]

Donnie Fatso It looks like being an asshole is.

[@nigelskrypt]

This truly is a Christmas gift, Jhoff has blessed us!

[@utqiagvik1991]

Meanwhile in France:
Varg Vikernes celebrates Yule.

[@kvltkat]

I love your profile pic!

[@kvltkat]

@@utqiagvik1991 HAHA yup, living the Pagan life

[@utqiagvik1991]

@@kvltkat
Right way of life.

[@utqiagvik1991]

@@kvltkat
Pelle Ohlin❤

[@raulperez2308]

y'all been naughty for satan this year?

[@damienwaychester1527]

You know it

[@vesisuutin1122]

Always

[@AQG01]

No

[@katierose8035]

No I'm good for Satan thank you

[@MountainRangerOne]

All year

[@fuckingslayer6261]

FUCKING SLAAAYEEEER!!!

[@marcverus158]

@Donnie Fatso 😂

[@frayedendsofsanity1733]

@Donnie Fatso lol

[@anonimationghoul8798]

@Donnie Fatso Damn bro 😂😂

[@abyssalproductions666]

Lmao nice reference to pat o'brien with the knife

[@juggaloninja2219]

Donnie Fatso fuck u

[@Nobody-hd5kx]

@Donnie Fatso that ego bro...

[@aloptuleamagnificanton4983]

Doniie Fasto I literally dont understand why such worthless fuckheads like you exist

[@supermasterfighter]

Donnie Fatso I want to know who hurt you. Seriously, who hurt you so bad that you have to create a TH-cam account just to talk shit about metal you fucking troglodyte. Metal is the last bastion of good music

[@raskullsshako]

“Let me see what you have!”
“A KNIFE!”
“NO!”

[@guitarstuff615]

Christmas isn’t for that guy who died on the beach or whatever
*places picture of Lemmy on tree*

[@MetalAndStoneYouTube]

I’ve been dreaming of a THRAAAAASH Christmas
In to the mosh pit I Gooooooo
Where the noses bleed red
And the week remain dead
I’ve been dreaming of a THRAAAAASH Christmas
With every fist that clenches tight
And every metal head understands they have the right
To remain viooooooolent

[@heavymetal9383]

Merry Hoffmas!!🤘🏽

[@notsogreatcourier9536]

@Donnie Fatso dude, why are you on this channel responding to every comment on this video if you dont even like metal? and why are you so against people enjoying the amazing genre that is metal? What, do you only listen to indie but call them sellouts after 20 people hearing a second of their music?

[@heavymetal9383]

Donnie Fatso step out of your parents basement and step in front of a bus you fucking waste of a load.

[@metalmatt915]

Jhoff has posted a new video? It's a Christmas miracle! Lemmy bless us everyone!

[@matusalmasi274]

Christmas came early this year 🤘

[@KratosofSparta9]

This was bloody brilliant! such a great way to get festive the Thrash way.

[@alexstewartsmetalalliance7012]

Hey Dave, how's the album coming?

[@yaseminsert9914]

R.I.P Lemmy 🤘🏼🤘🏼

[@morisco56]

@Donnie Fatso wtf is wrong with you?

[@ThrashedTV]

@@morisco56 He got let out of the autistic room, don't mind him.

[@yaseminsert9914]

@Donnie Fatso Go fuck yourself fool , you are just a shit asshole poser ! If you want to know anything about Lemmy go on and search him .You don't know anything about metalheads !

[@LeviandBilly]

@Donnie Fatso If you are that stupid to not care and disrespect Lemmy, you clearly are not a metalhead as he influenced many bands.

[@iLikeTrains0372]

Rip dio

[@grandersongraf402]

Plz more how to be a metal vocalist

[@lilylastarza4983]

“But you really want people to know when they walk into your home that you identify as war sexual” I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@feentv8647]

merry nokarateinthepit-mas

[@ShlepthroTull]

Really appreciate the Toxik patch. You've now given me hope to actually find one.

[@purevycara]

Bill Winstrom Same, Toxik is one of my favorite bands🤘🤘 Kingdom of backpatches on ebay has World Circus and Think This back patches for like 18 bucks. And I also found a think this patch with glitter thread that i’m definitely getting.

[@fhdrummer8739]

Thank you so much! Made my Christmas 100x better already!

[@ashleytaylor1109]

*single tear falls down my face* beautiful

[@rockydempsey94]

What fun it is to ride and sing a Slayer song tonight.........

[@jakerice2892]

Damn bet y'all having a good time, since the legalized weed

[@alyyuri]

Yeah...sure...for the one who smoke...not every metalhead smokes weed
I'm one of them but hell yeah you can have a good time without it too

[@jakerice2892]

@@alyyuri Dawg chill out if you don't smoke I probably wasn't talking about you. Not bucking. I know not every metalhead smokes. Don't take it so bad man

[@alyyuri]

@@jakerice2892 i'm not taking it bad i'm just bored as hell down here and i do not actually know what to do anymore, i mean i watched some dogs eaten alive of maggots and then saves on youtube...forgive my rude thing dude

[@jakerice2892]

@@alyyuri Lmao dude it's cool man.

[@blueberry2377]

1:19 'Where's my beer?' 🤣

[@DorianTheReaper]

MORE SUICIDE JOKES PLS

[@putridabomination]

This is the most metal Christmas gift ever, a new Jhofff vid... Thank you. \m/

[@ttturb0489]

Fucking slaaayeer

[@jarrett4154]

christmas came early? this is the best gift ever! thanks for posting jhofffilms!

[@justycecarey3166]

THE VINCE NEIL JOKE HAD ME SENT BRO😂 oh my God.

[@enzogarcia.filmmaker]

I’m a simple man, i see a new Jhofffilms video, i like it. Merry christmas boi 🤘🏼

[@w4lkingc4t4]

just hang full beers on the tree, that way you and your buddies can chug on them as you open the presents

[@scoffvonkiel6881]

Glorious.

[@sighlust2985]

It's beautiful

[@tedcraboli8021]

This is the good timeline, more than one upload in the decade it’s a miracle

[@sauroros]

The empty beer cans gave it a pretty elegant touch.

[@peel1852]

Lets gooooo new vid

[@KRatka-th9oz]

jobl have you been downloading boobs again?

[@chandlers7341]

This is the first video I watched on your channel and I LOVE IT!

[@kristheshapeshifterwolf5444]

Your tree is so much more metal than mine. Mine is shit, most of the lights don't work and the ornaments have sparkly shit all over them that gets everywhere.
Have a Merry Christmas!

[@Saraa968]

KrisTheShapeshifter Wolf I don't even have a Christmas tree, you 're lucky

[@UrLocalBandNerd]

Mine has that nasty snow it gets all over everywhere and all the ornaments have glitter on them

[@realdirtyrat]

"Its a bad time to be a metal head running around with a knife"
I get it.

[@rorschach5704]

"Seasons beatings motherfuckers!" Now thats how you start a fucking christmas video

[@Ostaan123]

this be some smooth filming, great job Hoff!

[@anniasquires4969]

Awesomeness

[@FrostBluey]

I wish I can decorate my tree like this!

[@gentlechieftain]

Uploads once in every three years but it's worth it .

[@vinnycool28]

Thats really badass christmas tree

[@falloutmaniac1393]

I am actually going to do that for now on

[@sickheadofficial]

Why is just this channel the best Metal related channel I know?

[@foreverapathetic8228]

The Christmas tree is amazing

[@lucasguerreroocampo9122]

The best christmas tree that even seen

[@thrashmachine1505]

This video is beautiful

[@chrissauer1498]

almost 100k guys you deserve it

[@dancarrington7100]

I like it! 🤘

[@woag4143]

"It's a bad time being a metalhead running around with a knife"
DAMN, THE REFERENCE TO PAT O BRIEN

[@reallyusefulidiot572]

Slayer we will never forget you

[@shatteredglassfonsi1030]

A masterpiece

[@metalfan4863]

I'm not usually the festive type, but damn is that the best looking Christmas tree I have ever seen

[@zekegembala6119]

Funny as hell. Nice work, chris. \m/

[@litunicorn3474]

KEEP ON ROCKING DUDE

[@xshots4mex160]

Best Christmas tree I've ever seen cx I need to make mine metal asf now

[@schnauzermann3940]

The only thing I want for christmas is a fockin HOW TO BE A METAL VOCALIST video

[@tob2089]

The truest video I’ve ever watched

[@rlanger3108]

A new Jhofffilms video? It is truly a miracle.

[@justfred1121]

I'm dreaming of a Thrash Christmas.

[@imnotyou1776]

this is amazing

[@batman66ism]

Cool moshing around the Christmas tree. And yes R.I.P. LEMMY

[@tislaajamauno1381]

Love this channel

[@larsswig912]

Thrashing through the snow, in a one horse open Slay, over the hills we go, thrashing all the way.

[@elilowrey6679]

This is definitely how me and my brothers would decorate our tree

[@doublebassboosted4632]

Congratulations from Romania, good job man:)

[@beerguitarfreak89]

I am so inspired to buy a christmass tree and decorate it just like this. LOL

[@amberlyelizabeth]

Now I know how to decorate my tree. Thanks

[@haf816r]

Awww. He tried. And that's sweet.

[@metallicaboy1238]

This is the canadianest thing I’ve ever seen! We Ontario kids respect this tree

[@s_damen4140]

I need that background song for next christmas

[@vahsharo1980]

i like ur christmas decor there jhofffilms.

[@dagontheseatitan7846]

Best Christmas tree of all time

[@klarjaeger6564]

Cheers!

[@thrashvictim6591]

Chris has brought me back to my native roots and culture. Alcoholic Thrash Metal, I was going a stray a little bit. Thank you for reminding me of our ancestors.

[@MR-fx7sf]

Great Clip. Merry x-mas from Germany

[@brutalnecrodude6667]

That Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy can be used in some brutal ballet 🤘🏻 I’d gladly join it (again)

[@Jamesthulhu]

Brutal video guys love the awesome vids

[@alyssabrown6214]

Merry Chrismas🤘🏻😆

[@matko8038]

Nice agent orange shirt

[@adamzitsch9027]

Best christmas tree I ever seen in my whole dam life .........

[@xXDysphoricIsaacXx]

Best tree ever!🖤🐺

[@loveislove-ck5cq]

I don't know what side of youtube I stumbled into but I like it.

[@nevergonnagiveyouup6078]

The production quality ooOOOooOOo

[@guitar-guy2087]

SO close to 100k!

[@mirandachavez563]

Just what i needed!!! 🤘

[@laughingfungus5382]

How i want to spend my christmas

[@HPTFan]

That Warbringer back patch and flag looks sick! Same thing with the Municipal Waste hat! I have two patches of the bands, put them on my clothes, and it looks thrash! I am going to see Warbringer in the first week of 2019. Metal! \m/

[@angelofdeath66c75]

What a brutal tree merry thrashmas everyone

[@neroburn2533]

FUCCKKING SLAYER, hey guys I'm following your channel for a few month &I Have to say I really like the way you run this shit this is the best the most professional channel about Metal and all related I found on youtube. I saw injustice videos subscribed right away of coarse I liked it too

[@hannahatance2876]

YOURE BACK FROM THE DEAD👏👏👏👏👏
Y’all need to upload more,,,.

[@camw.467]

❤️You're back after not uploading for literally months

[@jhofffilms]

We've uploaded 8 videos in the last 2 months what in the goddamn fucking hell are you talking about?

[@creamC19]

awesome, I would buy this christmas tree instantly, RIP Lemmy

[@konekochan6687]

Do you think Karpizzle would let me stay with him for Christmas?