Levi: do you wanna have kids? Me: yes Levi: how many? Me: two Levi: two? *gasps* Levi: two girls or a boy and a girl...? Me: two girls Levi: two girls? Me: OH GOSH MAN CAN U HEAR ME???
Levi: Kiss me Me: little gay screeches Levi: I guess those kisses were alright. Me: WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM A VIRGIN DUDE THAT HAS NEVER KISSED ANYONE BUT HIS MOM'S CHEEK???
Lol true for me but kids now are like what fricking 2! And have better experience then me my 7 year old brother had his first kiss when he was 1! With his barbers daughter I still tease him about it tho 🤣🤣🤣
Levi: “what book are you reading?” Me: “Romeo and Juliet.” Levi: “Eh? You know how it ends right?” Me: “Yes, they both die, because they each thought they-“ Levi: “Fine I won’t spoi-“ My mind: “bOi I aLrEaDy ToLd YoU tHe EnDiNg?!?!”
How dare u Say Sakura Is Useless!!!!... Lets all know I'm Sakura cause I don't do anything but yell sasuke,Naruto an Kakashi Sensei!!! in real life so-3-
Levi: What are you reading Me: Attack on Titan Manga Levi: *Thats Boring* Me: So.... you basically just called yourself boring Levi: ... Me: ... My head: *AHAHA YEAH I WIN THIS TIME*
Levi:”You’ve been having a hard time sleeping recently” Me:”I’ve been trying to shift to your universe man really I’VE BEEN STAYING UP UNTIL 3 AM FOR Y’ALL (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)”
Levi: what book are you reading Me: what book aren't I'm reading Levi: why are you reading this it's boring Me: fight me Levi: especially with how many pages are in the book I prefer something lighter Me: BIG BOOKS ARE WONDERFUL! FIGHT ME!
my friends: Do you want to hang out or smt? me: Yeah ok Akira: Are you sure about that? Edit: Oml I just realize how cringe that comment was so yeah I changed it...
"Sleeping With Captain Levi" My dreams are (literally) coming true. I've been dreaming about this for the past 2 days... (Appointment: The time of day every day when my friends appoint me Qween of our group chat)
Him: what book are you reading Me: Attack on Titan Him: why are you reading this Me:because i like it Him: its boring Me: its your life story Him: You know how it ends right Me: no but what ever you do DON'T SPOIL IT Him: alright fine i wont spoil it Me: good
M-I love you Bakugo- Friend-So you love him Me-yes Next day M-I love you Levi F-so you love him now M-yes Next day F-I don’t get it do you love him or him Me-YEEEEEES P.S I love your video❤️
levi: “how many kids do you want?” me: “none” levi: “two?” me: “no i said none-“ levi: “a girl and a boy or two boys..or two girls?” me “no-“ levi: “two girls?” me: “NO I SAID NONE-“
Levi: "You don't find this awkward? My body's pressed up against yours..." Me: *Starts singing* MY MIND'S TELLIN' ME NO~ BUT MY BODY! MY BODY'S TELLIN' ME YESSS~
**Skips to a random point in the video bc why not...** **First thing I hear...** Levi: You want to have a baby? Me: **Chokes on tea** Well... that was one hell of a spot to enter at... 😂
"I think I got bit by a mosquito," the captain hummed and furrowed his thin brows in disapproval, rolling up the white sleeve of his top to his elbow, directing his gaze at the red bump visible on his arm. You smiled and gave your head a soft shake. "It's nothing to worry about. I'm sure if you don't touch it, it will go away." You reassured him. The man glanced upward and met your meaningful look. You still held a light grin with a small sparkle in your eye to make sure he knew everything was going to be okay with the insect bite near his wrist. He didn't seem too moved in reassurance, though. "Those things carry all sorts of filth and likely a disease. You can never be too careful, Cadet." He lectured, looking away and back to the crackling fire to his left. "You don't need to be like that. You aren't my mom or anything, jeez." You huffed and brought up the novel in your lap, flipping through the pages in boredom. His eyes swept over the room and happened to fall right back on you; you were too busy skimming through the rest of the book to notice he had been staring. "You just lost your page." You put the book aside and stretched your arms above your head, "eh, whatever. I wouldn't have finished it." "What a waste." He scowled. _"What a waste."_ You mocked with a smug smile, receiving a cold glare from him seated beside you. (Ah, don't mind this! I've always wanted to write something like this under a video so I decided the topic of this ASMR was pretty easy! It didn't match any of the lines in the scenario but oh well. Sorry for my bad literacy. I'm still a writer-in-progress! 😷)
Levi: “What are you reading?” Me: “How to cure depression.” Levi: “Eh, why are you reading this, It’s boring.” Me: “Depression is fun-“ Levi: “You know how it ends right?” Me: “Yeah depression can’t be cured, happy p-“ Levi: “I won’t spoil it for you.” Me: “Damn, I really wanna know the % of death--“ Levi: “You shouldn’t read a book this heavy.” Me: “Haaah.....I am that book bish-“ Levi: “Why are you up so late? You really got to get that checked out.” Me: “Insomnia, Anxiety and Depress-“ Levi: “You need to get some help.” Me: *YEAH NO SH.T SHERLOCK!*
“I think a misquote bit me.” Me: *has twelve misquote bites on my right leg/foot alone* ahh yes such a shame isn’t it, now suck it up and deal with it like a man
Levi: "what book are you reading?" Me: "the comments" Levi: "thats boring" Me: "...its the supporters...and M E M E S" Levi: "you already know how it ends right?" Me: "👁👄👁 i never get...to reach the bottom of the comment section...?" Levi: "i wont S P O I L" Me: "you are G O D tell me how you reach the bottom?!" (Also appointment for me: "a schedule especially set up in a specific time.)
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Levi: *Calls me Angel out of NO WHERE*
Me: *No u*
taiga reverse card🤣
69th like uwu
Levi: kiss me
Me: S-Sir.. I'm still only thirteen
Boy dont call me angel...song by ariana grande and miley cryrus from movie charles angels
Call me angle * Kai has entered the chat*
Levi:What's on your mind.
Inside my brain: You in a maid costume
Levi:I can't believe you are thinking that now!!
XDDDDDDDDD oh my god
*theres 69 likes and i wanna like so bad.........FRICK IT!*
Your thinking the same thing I'm thinking
Darksoulish I am going to cosplay as him in a maid costume oml
YES THAT IS ME
Levi: what are you reading?
Me: the Bible....
Edit: thanks for the likes 😂 💛🍯
Kennedy Rogers I WHEEZED OH MY-
Yooooo! XD
Same
Kennmrogers the second hAh, that's funny.
.......what's a bible
"Cleaning...
Is a way of life"
-Levi Ackerman 2019
Lol
@@akarimisa7697 ahhh yes lol
2021
2022
@@julianstevens9363 2023
I told myself I wouldn’t cheat on bakugou
*but here I am*
Saaaame~
Sad but true 😂
🤣🤣🤣
I told deku the same thing...YET here we are...LMAO are icon X'D
That's what I tell Levi when I go to bakugou
Levi : I never knew You liked books
Me: me neither
This cracked me up 😂
Oof
Seven Of Nine BRO IM WEEZING
BHAHAHA
Draco vibes lmaoo 😂
When Levi is around 30-40 of age, but he looks like he’s in his early 20’s
But it doesn't hatter Cuz he is .....
HoOtTt5
*Vampire Levi noises*
Actually he’s in his early 30’s
*chuckles* s h o r t i e~
Tha is so true he looks like he is 25 or some shit
“do your eyes...like change color?”
me: suddenly i am kurapika ✨
Kurapika is now drowning in an indescribable emptiness *happy guitar solo* 😩
*Guitar starts playing-*
TAKE THAT BACK LEORIO
🕷⛓⛓🔴👄🔴
@@simpette2284 I SAID TAKE IT BACK-
Levi: do you wanna have kids?
Me: yes
Levi: how many?
Me: two
Levi: two?
*gasps*
Levi: two girls or a boy and a girl...?
Me: two girls
Levi: two girls?
Me: OH GOSH MAN CAN U HEAR ME???
It’s black magic
I did the same
@@Grimzeii Even in the after life, our -obsession- love for Levi shines through.
Light your alive ?!!?!?!?!?
YOOOOO SAME
Levi: Kiss me
Me: little gay screeches
Levi: I guess those kisses were alright.
Me: WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM A VIRGIN DUDE THAT HAS NEVER KISSED ANYONE BUT HIS MOM'S CHEEK???
Legit
LMFAO “LITTLE GAY SCREECHES”
Aaa
Serendipity Singularity Same
Lol true for me but kids now are like what fricking 2! And have better experience then me my 7 year old brother had his first kiss when he was 1! With his barbers daughter I still tease him about it tho 🤣🤣🤣
Me: *just woke up from a nap*
Akira: *uploads sleeping with Levi asmr*
Me: wELL THEN-
that's how it truly be. 😷
Same I just woke up
time to go back to sleep again boys
ME TOO
Levi: what’s on your mind?
Me: death.
That hit deep.
damn same sis🙃
Not alone sis
Same sis
ok but same
“Cleaning is a way of life” *looks around messy room* 😂😂...yeah no
Yeah same 😂😅
same....
@Tristan Scott I did lol
Same
Me
Levi: “what book are you reading?”
Me: “Romeo and Juliet.”
Levi: “Eh? You know how it ends right?”
Me: “Yes, they both die, because they each thought they-“
Levi: “Fine I won’t spoi-“
My mind: “bOi I aLrEaDy ToLd YoU tHe EnDiNg?!?!”
eYe-
@@Flamethr0wers Izuku, wrong universe!! You a fan of LEVI?!!!
@@mariahhughes250 nah
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
@@mariahhughes250 hey I'm here
*why am I sleeping with a 30 year old man*
My brain: *shhhhhshhhhshh*
Hyenaa :3 you mean an almost 40 year old man
Its anime and hes hot, shhhh-
omg I can’t stop laughing at this
Wait, he’s that old?- Shit, this is illegal!
@@ganyusflower4215 levi is in his early, 30ds
Levi: what are you reading?
me: killing stalking.
Levi: that’s boring and you already knows how it ends
me: *aggressively sobs on sangashes*
SANGASHES- LMAOO-
sAnGwHoOs aShes
@@tenkochabashira876 you mean- SangWOAH's Ashes-
@@-69RAINE oop- I cant spell
SANGASHES SHJAJAJAHJSEJSIJSNZZN
Me: He’s Fictional...he isn’t real-
My brain: shh, just...just listen to him...
My heart: yeah whatever the brain said...
Same😭🤚🏼
lol
my heart : just frikin listen to him
🥺
My brain: you just saw one episode of him
My hart: LISEN TO HIS YAGAMI YATOOOOOOOOO
*ReaLty SHiFtINg*
Levi: You want kids? How many
Me: 2
Levi: 2?
Me: DID YOU JUST HEAR ME THROUGH THE SCREEN???!?!
😳
0-0 god needs to come out to you
Lmao
That's what I said like whaaaaa
Egyptian Werewolf OMG I DID THE SAME THING
Levi : have you ever feel like you’re useless
Me: Honey I’m the human version of Sakura useless is my second name
x.x_ki _ra_x.x Your so right.XD
How dare u Say Sakura Is Useless!!!!... Lets all know I'm Sakura cause I don't do anything but yell sasuke,Naruto an Kakashi Sensei!!! in real life so-3-
I JUST SPIT OUT MY TEA!
I felt this comment
Beautiful comment 😂😂😂
Levi: what are u reading
Me: ya0i
Him: that book is boring
Me: stop disrespecting my religion Levi
I said Yarichin b**ch club 👁👅👁
@@creepy._.cookie2770 Sawarasunai-
I- I said Reader x Levi dirty edition-
@@tendousatori9097 KIMI WA SHOJOU NA NO BAKOU BA YARICHIN BICCHI NO OSU DA YO
@@tendousatori9097 🔫💥
Levi actually has insomnia, so he only gets 2-3 hours asleep
Edit: Thanks for so many likes and comments but guys get some damn sleep😅😂🥺
Same. I sleep for 4-6 hours
Same here, 2-5 hours and if I am really pushing it 6 hours of sleep.
@@renanel8915 same
For me 1 to 2 hours of sleep
Jaime Birch I like you. You've done your homework 👍
Levi: you got a big test tomorrow
Me actually having a big test: well thanks for reminding me
Study after this even if its 2am
Its Levi for god sake
@@pinkhood1572 lol I didn't even study
Damn
Archangel_AMV I have school tomorrow ;-;
I'm sorry I can't mess the 888likes up I'm so sorry 😓😓😓😓
Levi: You been having problems sleeping recently
Me: *Stays up and listens to a whole bunch of Asmrs from Akira*
Me: I wonder why ....
Night terrors that’s why...
I do the same thing
Water Tea wtf I just scrolled on this when he said that
@@oreocookiezzmilkz6712 that always happens to me whenever i watch or listen to any video 😂😂😂
I dOnOT FucKInG SlEEp... HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA WHAT IS SLEEP?!
Levi - "What book are you reading?"
Me - "Yarichin Bitch Club..."
Levi - "aH, why are you reading this?"
happy new year
Lmao- yes
Shut up
@@valecatgf4025 Child bye-
@@reo3b You like YBC, your opinion is invalid.
Levi: What are you reading
Me: Attack on Titan Manga
Levi: *Thats Boring*
Me: So.... you basically just called yourself boring
Levi: ...
Me: ...
My head: *AHAHA YEAH I WIN THIS TIME*
We are going crazy with this quarantine nice
@@supernovagamer691 yup
Me: Fairy Tail manga
Him:that's boring
Me: *FIRE DRAGON ROAR*
@DrawingPlanet' what are you doing here!?!?@?@?!?@
NutellaCookiez N'Oreoz the real question is what are you going here my child?!
"Get some rest angel"
My real name being Angel: *NANI*
Ace Valentine 😂😂😂
Oh shit
Aye- I was the *69th* liker You know what that means....
*NEARLY 70!*
That *NANI* tho xD
My nickname is nanni but pronounced NANI wtf did my relatives do to me...
Levi: Get some sleep angel
Me: I'm your sleep paralysis demon. Get that outta here
He drunk
Just yesh
im everyones sleeping paralysis demon
*WEEZE*
Omg😂😂😂
Levi:”You’ve been having a hard time sleeping recently”
Me:”I’ve been trying to shift to your universe man really I’VE BEEN STAYING UP UNTIL 3 AM FOR Y’ALL (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)”
So you want to stop being a hero?
Ok relatable
same here we really be suffering for our husbands😭😭
And that is what i call ✨concerning✨
“Do Your Eyes Ever Make You Feel Special?”
Um...Yes? Having Them? Being Able To Seeeee?
Well my eyes are different colored and everyone is staring at me
@@highwaytohell3755 I love that it's probably beautiful
@@rubyjupiter4327 makes my Todoroki cosplay easier lol but I like my eye color kinda lol
@@highwaytohell3755 it's unique it's different and it's beautiful in way only you can see😁❤️
@@rubyjupiter4327 thanks I appreciate it 💕☺️
Levi: what book are you reading
Me: what book aren't I'm reading
Levi: why are you reading this it's boring
Me: fight me
Levi: especially with how many pages are in the book I prefer something lighter
Me: BIG BOOKS ARE WONDERFUL! FIGHT ME!
I AGREE, RIGHT NOW I'M READING A HORROR NOVEL THAT HAS 646 PAGES
@@norhayatimusa3383 o what horror novel I'm always looking for new books to read
@@zanyawesome30 It's called Grandpa
BIG BOOKS ARE THICC
They are! I'm reading my first SK book. 786 pages!
My friends: what the hell are you listening to?!?!
Me: *you wouldn't understand*
"None of you with your perfect lives would understand."
Levi: have you ever felt useless...
me: ALL OF THE TIME
Edit: Daym this got likes
*AYYY SAME*
WHAT'S THIS IM AMONG MY PEOPLE 😗🖤✨
@SleepDeprivation hello :)
@SleepDeprivation hello my brothers and or sisters 🥺✋
Same
“Something definitely bit me”
Was it me?
Kurushi Ackerman Yup
Kurushii Ackerman We are the mosquitoes
Levi: move those legs of yours
Me: starts chocking
Ur not the only one chocking m8
on what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Know this is riDICKulous( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I chocked on my sandwich
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"You know my tests aren't easy"
Me " b o I why the the hell do you think I'm in the library then"
Izuku Midoryia hi deku!
Ochaco uraraka
Oh hi ochako!
Uruaka: ThAtS gAy
naomi kim ayyyyyyy 🤣
I wouldn’t talk like that to him >->
*Levi: You having sleeping issues?*
*Me who hasn't slept for a week: Nooooooooooo..👀*
Same
Same
AHH SAMEEE =TnT=
Nooooooooooooooo
*very sarcastically *
@@ilovecheesecake6924 bruh what you doin here
my friends: Do you want to hang out or smt?
me: Yeah ok
Akira: Are you sure about that?
Edit: Oml I just realize how cringe that comment was so yeah I changed it...
my boy kirishima Mha4life HOLY I READ THIS AS DO YOU WANNA WANG OUT
@@qttsudii1673 sowwy but denki use is quirk and black out the dorms 😅😅
Kirishima
@@--kujoh hey........ Don't tell them that
my boy kirishima Mha4life
Sup
Levi: *calls me angel*
*me having a sister named angel*
Also me: wrong girl mah dude
😭😭😭
@DINO NUGGIES lol i am dead
🤣😂🤣
Bhahaha 🤣
Bhahaha 🤣
"How about you?"
Me: well, I'm living.
"Well that's UP FOR DEBATE."
Hello other me but yep u got a point
looks like we need to know who is the real shoto
@@georgewashington1268 Uhm... So our first president is also a fan of levi..?
I N T R E S T I N G
Bro i cried cuz I said the same thing
hi brother
Levi is the shortest 30 year old man with the deepest voice-
My guy you have a deep voice to but your tall soo your right
@@randomowlondrugs6319 pfft, thanks bestie
He’s my height hilariously enough. 5’3
"I thought you had better things to get done"
Me: ......I have no life what you mean
Mee LOL 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂
@@monster-chan1514 🤣🤣
I can relate =_=
Same
i have been laughing at this comment for 5 minutes i-
"Get some rest angel."
I.CAN.NOT.
Thank you for this blessing.
Levi: Put your money where your mouth is.
Me: *bold of you to assume I have money~*
* Laughs in broke bitch😔✌🏽*
*sad broke person noises*
Very bold of him to asume indeed
Levi!i don'y have money,im broke as uraraka-san!
@@MrsCake-xu7up nuuuuuuuuu ururaka😂😭😂
Levi: "you want a baby"
My asexual ass be like: 👁👄👁👎
Me too bro me too
Same-
I mean...you can be asexual Ake still want kids...it has nothing to do
Me too. Meeee toooo
@@newwavebat I don't wanna destroy my Virginia so Id prefer adopting 😂
Levi: well I don’t know what would be more awkward
me: your di- *starts laughing at my ugly joke*
Levi: *starts laughing*
me: WHHHHHAAAAAAATT
HAHAHAHAHAHA
wait
As soon as I laughed he laughed to
HAHAHAHAHAH
Levi: “it’s not appropriate”
Me: “LiStEn If YoU wAnNa FrEeZe To DeAtH tHatS fInE bY mE”
oh god i found this a year later i was so cringe
"Sleeping With Captain Levi"
My dreams are (literally) coming true.
I've been dreaming about this for the past 2 days...
(Appointment: The time of day every day when my friends appoint me Qween of our group chat)
Levi: whats on your mind
Me: getting you a fucking therapist-
PLEASE 😭
Me: *drinking apple juice in peace and then...*
*sees notification*
Also me: *intense inhale* YAA- *almost chokes to death on apple juice*
Call the police the apple Juice is a murder😱
Poisonous Hex it was Light. He wrote your name in the death note to make you choke on apple juice
GOD THIS WAS ME TOO JUST NOW WHEN I FOUND IT (im late i know :// )
@@shookpeppa5713 me and you both hun
Phone: ding new notification ,sleeping with captain Levi,
Me: IM COMIN SHORTIE
My mom: what in the world
XD Nice one ;)
I can’t call him shortie cause I’m shorter than him😰😭
ゴミ 箱キャラクター me and heichou are the same hight 😂
@@luv4tom yep me too😂😂😂
Broken Biscuit 😂
Levi: What book are you reading?
Me: A cooking book
Levi: I won't spoil you
Me: 👁👄👁?
Same
THAT FKN FACE IM LAUGHINGFSSK
Me: I'm reading peppa pig
Spoiler
Page 133 : Baking cookies with chocolate
BHAHAJAGSJSH
Levi: do you wanna have kids
Me: who hates children with a passion* haha- none. Not a single fucking mini Satan
Levi: .-. Jesus Christ...
The only satan who Is here Is me....my username saying more than it can 😂🖐️
Same i dont want little demons
@@ilovecheesecake6924 I’d only have on to raise it better then I was to spite my mother however-
Maybe it would be nice to have mini satans running around…haha it’s a tiny me-
same=0
Him: what book are you reading
Me: Attack on Titan
Him: why are you reading this
Me:because i like it
Him: its boring
Me: its your life story
Him: You know how it ends right
Me: no but what ever you do DON'T SPOIL IT
Him: alright fine i wont spoil it
Me: good
lmao😭✋
HAHAHA
I LITERALLY ANSWERED THE SAMS
A WHOLE DAM CONVERSATION 🤣😂
Me see's wont my eyes 👀:i want to da FÙQ
M-I love you Bakugo-
Friend-So you love him
Me-yes
Next day
M-I love you Levi
F-so you love him now
M-yes
Next day
F-I don’t get it do you love him or him
Me-YEEEEEES
P.S I love your video❤️
I see that sanders vine reference in the corner😏
LOU army ayyyyyyy
Tomas sanders fans ehh?
Does ‘F’ stand for fucker? Because that fucker tryna make you choose. I d beat somebody’s weave if they tried to make me choose.
Tooohappy Today THOOOOMMMMMMAAAAASSSSS SSSSSSAAAAAANNNNNDDDDDEEEEEERRRRRSSSS
Levi: what are you reading?
Me:yaoi...
Levi: huh?
Me: I SAID TITAN HISTORY CAPTAIN LEVI HAHA
I've never felt so attacked by a comment
BRO FACTS IM READING BLOOD LINK RNNNNNNN
Wow way to call us out.... ooooof
😂
BRO I WAS THINKING THE SAME THINGG
Levi: “what book are you reading”
Me: “dumb ways to die”
Oof-that game haha😂
Eating detergent
i dont even wanna ask hut welcome to heaven how did u die ?
Goddamnit now that song is stuck in my head 😭
🎶 DUMB WAYS TO DIEEE~ 🎶
He is 40
And
I am 14
My mind shah
The world FBI opened up
He is 40?
He’s 34 man
Fun fact in Japan the legal age of consent is 13
Another fun fact levi is 30
@@fartwartie oop idk I knew it was somewhere in his mid 30s
He’s 30
Levi: What book are you reading?
Me: The aot manga
Levi: iT's bOriNG
Damn he thinks that this whole story is borInG
Levi...🤦♀️
@@kisakistruckstunt9014 he thinks his life is boring 😐😂
@@-yea_no8063 yes 😂
Me: sleeping with Levi 😍
My brain: 😏
Me: that’s not what I meant 🙄
My brain: u sure?? 😏
Me : stop it !!
My brain: haha never 😏
Me :🤦♀️
Literally me 😆
This is me in a nutshell
Same.
Omg me right now
The fight i have with every husbendo 😂😘
levi: kiss me
me: *HOLD UP WAIT A MIN SOMETHIN NOT RIGHT*
Why are you here???
Jesus!? Hold up what are you doing here?
Jesus ain’t so holy now huh?
Jesus?!! Um 🤠
Anyways child so-
levi: “how many kids do you want?”
me: “none”
levi: “two?”
me: “no i said none-“
levi: “a girl and a boy or two boys..or two girls?”
me “no-“
levi: “two girls?”
me: “NO I SAID NONE-“
YOU GET MEEEEEE
I mean I don’t really want kidssssss, But likeeeeeeeee maybe two with Levi won’t hurt
Wat about two boys
One or none for me
pregnancy is the most horrifying concept i will never endure that 💀
Gets back.
TH-cam notification:
Sleeping With Levi
Me:
My Body Is Ready!
Lol it’s so me
Phone notification: sleeping with Levi
Levi: being annoyed that you didn’t sleep
Hotel: Trivago
Me thinking that this is really short to make*
every time i try to sleep i hear “shawties like a melody-“
In my head 😂
Got me singing like nananana every day~
SAME THO
😭💀🖐🏻
Shawty’s👩🏾like a melody🎵in my head 🧠that i can’t keep out❌got me singing like✍️nananana👄everyday😿like my iPod📱 stuck in replay🔄
Levi: "I think I got bit by a Mosquito..."
Me: *See's the Mosquito flying around my arm*
Mosquito: "Can I?"
Me: "B*tch...... DO IT"
he asked for consent, a keeper
@@beanwinter762 PFFT- LMAO
Last time I was this early jojo siwa had a hairline
edit: so i forgot i commented this and came back to it n i-
When was that, the Middle Ages?
Smol*Hitler Nah, think it’s more like before the dinosaurs?
So before her grandma was 4?
I love how we are listening to a Levi asmr but we are talking about how Jojo and her nonexistent hairline 😂😂
This is funny as *HeLl* 😂😂
Levi: *starts to talk*
Me: ok imma imagine we are in a library,
Levi: I never knew you liked books
Me: WHAT
Lol
Not just any books- yaoi ✨
Yooooo seriously 🤣🤣
Niiiice
OMGG SAME LIKE I WAS TRYING TO IMAGINE IAM SNEAKING TO A LIBRARY AND GONNA READ A BOOK LMFAAOO
Me: *eating*
*Notification pops up*
Me: *CHOKES AND FANGIRLS*
My mom: What the fu-
What's a mother... jk
Oh no you didn’t-
Same i did the same thing you did 🤣🤣🤣
"Your up because you can't fall asleep "
Me: oH rEaLlY??
your name makes me hungry
For every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
Appointment...
Disappointment with my doctor
Or....
An appointment with Doctor Levi
levi should be a doctor. He can cure anybody just by looking at him! He can cure a n y t h i n g 🌚👌🌸
I think he’s trying to see if we’re dirty mind.. 😐just me?
Me: *Fangirling at 3am*
My Todoroki bodypillow: *Glaring at me*
Me:“ Im sorry Todoroki you’re not supposed to see this“
Cover his eyes, he's not supposed to know 👀
My sugawara body pillow death glaring me
same
@@zodiactempleton8879 same help he gon kill me
I have a character from black butler body pillow 😐😑😳🤭
"What book are you reading?"
"Narnia."
"Read something lighter."
"So a picture Book?"
For me it was killing stalking 😂
Grace Keepers
“Appointment”
*Points at a hat* Dis a hat
*Points at a car* Dis a car
*Points at Levi A* Dis a Levi
*Points at myself* Disappointment
Mood
Points at sasha: food mashine
W A I T- DISAPPOINTMENT SOUNDS LIKE
Dis a pointment
TELL ME YOU HEAR THIS TOO-
*looks at any picture of levi*
My heart: I EXPLODED!
Is that a beetlejuice musical reference i smell?
Same sis
Lol
Ah yes, a beetlejuice reference. A person of culture.
Welp time to...
Feel 100% lonelier then before and appreciate wholehearted content like dis 🥺💚
Do you need a hug honey?
Ikr? :,3c
Just imagine have a titan for a best friend...
It’d be like having an OP bug swatter..
YEP.
XD that made my night
Serendipity Singularity I’m glad 👌🏻
That_One _Kid I would be like:
no don’t kill that bug **points at Levi**
Oblivion uWu omg yes XD
Levi: What book are you reading?
Me: When will my dad come back with milk?
Levi: That's boring.
Me: *cri*
the disrespect 😭
U ok 🤧✋
black kid problems -3-
This seems like something deku would say
Levi: "You don't find this awkward? My body's pressed up against yours..."
Me: *Starts singing* MY MIND'S TELLIN' ME NO~ BUT MY BODY! MY BODY'S TELLIN' ME YESSS~
Just gave you 69 likes 😂
I see this, and I raise you one "say no to this"
LORD SHOW ME HOW TO SAY NO TO THIS
I don’t think I want to say no 😂
LITERALLY
“Why are you reading this? It’s *boring* “
My nosy ass friend in the background: *YoUr BoRinG-*
IM- she did not call mr. Clean boring 👊😩 🧼
I CACKLED
BAHAHAHA
HA🤣
@@Jessmeowww MR. CLEAN-
**Skips to a random point in the video bc why not...**
**First thing I hear...**
Levi: You want to have a baby?
Me: **Chokes on tea** Well... that was one hell of a spot to enter at... 😂
Get the important stuff out of the way!
He’s merely one hell of a captain
LOL!😂
Levi: What about my breath against your neck?
Me: Levi..your taller than me dummie
He is also taller than me uwu
Oop- we are the same height
pls im like 2x levis size he cant even reach me
Lol Levi would go to my shoulder 🤣
hi chiaki
Levi: you wanna have a baby!?
Me: I do
Levi: how many
Me: 1 or 2
Levi: 2!?
Me: I know......its stupid
"I think I got bit by a mosquito," the captain hummed and furrowed his thin brows in disapproval, rolling up the white sleeve of his top to his elbow, directing his gaze at the red bump visible on his arm.
You smiled and gave your head a soft shake. "It's nothing to worry about. I'm sure if you don't touch it, it will go away." You reassured him.
The man glanced upward and met your meaningful look. You still held a light grin with a small sparkle in your eye to make sure he knew everything was going to be okay with the insect bite near his wrist.
He didn't seem too moved in reassurance, though.
"Those things carry all sorts of filth and likely a disease. You can never be too careful, Cadet." He lectured, looking away and back to the crackling fire to his left.
"You don't need to be like that. You aren't my mom or anything, jeez." You huffed and brought up the novel in your lap, flipping through the pages in boredom.
His eyes swept over the room and happened to fall right back on you; you were too busy skimming through the rest of the book to notice he had been staring. "You just lost your page."
You put the book aside and stretched your arms above your head, "eh, whatever. I wouldn't have finished it."
"What a waste." He scowled.
_"What a waste."_ You mocked with a smug smile, receiving a cold glare from him seated beside you.
(Ah, don't mind this! I've always wanted to write something like this under a video so I decided the topic of this ASMR was pretty easy! It didn't match any of the lines in the scenario but oh well. Sorry for my bad literacy. I'm still a writer-in-progress! 😷)
Not bad , not bad....it's pretty good
Are u kidding?this was awesome.This is literally how i imagine some scenarios in my head too.Amazing work.Perfect👌
Dude that's awesome!!
Omg this was lovely😭
I could Reed this 100 more time and *still* be interested in this, this is amazing!
Levi: * likes books and talks about it *
Me: MARRY ME PLEASE
"You wanna have a baby?"
Me who accidentally clicked on this video while i already played it a while back: 👁️👄👁️
LMFAOOO SAME
"What are you reading?"
Me: "Icha Icha paradise."
Heichou Heichou paradise
@@lightyagami8768 lol
Kakashi Sensei, is that you?
Kakashi is DAT u
Okay now we need some kakashi and levi fanart
The book that I'm reading is no ordinary book. It's a manga.
Jackie Miller well I mean I was reading the AOT manga and he was like “that book is terrible”
bitch it’s your anime-
YESS
*yes*
i was reading bl 😎💅
anime aesthetics lmao same and he’s like “its not worth it” so technically he is not worth it then xD
Levi: “What are you reading?”
Me: “How to cure depression.”
Levi: “Eh, why are you reading this, It’s boring.”
Me: “Depression is fun-“
Levi: “You know how it ends right?”
Me: “Yeah depression can’t be cured, happy p-“
Levi: “I won’t spoil it for you.”
Me: “Damn, I really wanna know the % of death--“
Levi: “You shouldn’t read a book this heavy.”
Me: “Haaah.....I am that book bish-“
Levi: “Why are you up so late? You really got to get that checked out.”
Me: “Insomnia, Anxiety and Depress-“
Levi: “You need to get some help.”
Me: *YEAH NO SH.T SHERLOCK!*
OK dabi! Damn
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID I-
I said that too-
oop-
I shouldn't of said this.
well Mineta made me watch this.
@@justadumbsimp Hun, stay here, imma obliterate that damn grape
@@gatausiapa7336 tank you
Levi: Kiss me
Me: .......... That’s weird....
*ThAtS sUsSpIcIoUs*
That’s SuS
That's Cardi B
“I think a misquote bit me.”
Me: *has twelve misquote bites on my right leg/foot alone* ahh yes such a shame isn’t it, now suck it up and deal with it like a man
Yeeppp
im thankful to the misquote who bit me, it bit my neck, i now dub myself ✨S H I G A R A K I✨
i still can’t get over the fact i’m taller than this man
Same
How tall is he 😭
@@aproblematicdesire like 5'3 or some shit like that
Is it sad that I’m a lot shorter than him ✨✨😂😂😂
@@froggy4351 same but Im 4’11
Levi: I never thought my night would get any weirder.
Me: It's only weird if you make it weird
😂
Morgan....
WHY HAVENT YOU POSTED TwT
@@eri-chan666 I plan on posting but a lot of people aren’t as active on my channel as before but that is my fault for going on break for a long time
Me: 👁👄👁 i am weird child deal with it
Levi: "what book are you reading?"
Me: "the comments"
Levi: "thats boring"
Me: "...its the supporters...and M E M E S"
Levi: "you already know how it ends right?"
Me: "👁👄👁 i never get...to reach the bottom of the comment section...?"
Levi: "i wont S P O I L"
Me: "you are G O D tell me how you reach the bottom?!"
(Also appointment for me: "a schedule especially set up in a specific time.)
Levi: something bit me.
Me:....are you spider man
Levi: what?
Me: * marvel fangirl panic * UM NOTHING I SAID NOTHING!!!
Mackenzie Nelson you are me 😂
@@BeatzDyNAnNght Thanks! I'm not sure if that's a good thing, but thanks!!
Low key would say that in real life
Him a mosquito
Me
Wow
Him...
Me
Cállate
Will I a said you are the strongest man so why do you care about that
Levi: what are you doing here
Me: it my room what are you doing in my room?
Levi:....
Nice 😁
Oh hi Ben
@@CherubimKidd hello human
@@little_alchemist5097 very well, I'm playing on my 3ds
@@CherubimKidd oh really 🙂
You're trying to kill me with all these Levi videos. I have to complete my Levi x Reader fanfics, I don't have time for this.
Send me once you're done
whats the link
archiveofourown.org/works/18907696
This is an old but recent one. I haven't finished the one I'm writing yet. 😂
You can find it on wattpad too and on fanfiction.net (sfw version)
Does jumin han is gay...
*..Or European?*
Levi : What Are you reading?
Me : Trying to read bible-
Levi : Its boring
Me : Your right-
EXCUSE U >:0
@@JesusChrist-gl6fs Bu Its true 😃
@@JesusChrist-gl6fs I agree my dude!
@@nikanyxspitzer I rather will be helping satan than read bible- :D
@@shade7115 it's just a joke right?
“Do I think I’ll ever get married? What type of question is that?”
Me: “A foreshadowing question”
Levi:I thought you had better things to do.
Me:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Also me:no I dont
Same
It’s quarantine now, what else do I do?
Levi: What book are you reading?
-Me, jokingly: Fifty shades of grey.-
Him: Why are reading this? It's boring.
Me: O.O
PFFFFFFF-
Levi: why aren’t you sleeping?
Me as it’s currently 4:43am: lollll no reasonnn