Great Northern War - A Good Plan - Extra History - Part 2

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  • @extrahistory
    @extrahistory  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1401

    The wrath of Charles XII was now aimed directly at Poland-Lithuania. But their leader had a plan! ..A terrible plan.
    Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/ExtraCredits

    • @Pip-Pikacraft64
      @Pip-Pikacraft64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Extra Credits can't wait for part 3

    • @BListHistory
      @BListHistory 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Extra Credits "arguably better idea: winning"
      loved it

    • @user-xp4wx8bv5m
      @user-xp4wx8bv5m 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am always watching your video! Can you make the story of King Sejong?

    • @ArtArtisian
      @ArtArtisian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reminds me a lot of the "HOW I FINALLY TAUGHT THE BIG GUY A LESSON" story.

    • @sarasamaletdin4574
      @sarasamaletdin4574 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Titan are you refering to Augustus loosing? That's a joke.

  • @torneko6652
    @torneko6652 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2631

    What do you mean losing isn't a good idea. Ive been doing it my whole life

    • @Whitlock123
      @Whitlock123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Give this man a medal... In Losing!

    • @FamusJamus
      @FamusJamus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What a loser. o7

    • @recklessroges
      @recklessroges 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Sadly you are winning at TH-cam comments. So you fail at losing.

    • @guilhermesfk
      @guilhermesfk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Maldus Most homeless people I know don't spend much time on YT. Maybe It's just in brazil, but homeless people usually can't even afford food, let alone internet connection.

    • @TheMcgreary
      @TheMcgreary 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Guilherme Sabino a lot of homeles people at least here in Sweden will have a phone and places that offer free Wi-Fi so they can more easily look for work

  • @gigastrike2
    @gigastrike2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7030

    ...Is this kid a tactical genius, or is he just getting really lucky?

    • @sarasamaletdin4574
      @sarasamaletdin4574 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2020

      He was kind if a military genius. But he is not really well known because some stuff that happens later.

    • @gigastrike2
      @gigastrike2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1307

      Ok, I'm having a difficult time understanding if he know's what he's doing, or is just being super aggressive and it keeps working.

    • @jonathancampbell5231
      @jonathancampbell5231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1828

      He was a military genius AND he got very lucky.

    • @smejkal1846
      @smejkal1846 6 ปีที่แล้ว +965

      both, he was getting lucky but he was a great tactician aswell, theres not much room for luck in a war, especially not this much luch

    • @fipse
      @fipse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +814

      He was a pretty good commander but his main advantage was very well trained, very experienced Swedish troops while Russian troops often had little training and very bad moral.

  • @shmatts5269
    @shmatts5269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2727

    When you select easy mode and blitz through the campaign.

    • @yourfriendlyinternetintern4731
      @yourfriendlyinternetintern4731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      If you played EU 4 , you would know that with 105% discipline as Sweden and a decent general, this can hapen

    • @Kiloryn
      @Kiloryn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      that +20% infantry combat bonus is pretty neat

    • @user-uq3um5nq7d
      @user-uq3um5nq7d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@yourfriendlyinternetintern4731 European Union 4?? Why and how did it happen??

    • @irrelevant_noob
      @irrelevant_noob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Drew Senna actually Europa Universalis IV. It's an extremely complex simulation of grand strategy applied to historical starting conditions.

    • @aname6794
      @aname6794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@irrelevant_noob R/woosh

  • @MetalHeadViking
    @MetalHeadViking 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1982

    King Charles to the swedish people: "You are going to have so much winning, that you are going to get tiered of winning!"

    • @personguy7919
      @personguy7919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      That’s why they started losing because they didn’t wanna win

    • @sonofgod.436
      @sonofgod.436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😅😅😅

    • @jorenvanderark3567
      @jorenvanderark3567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You know what? You're right. KING CHARLES FOR PRESIDENT.

    • @a-e3654
      @a-e3654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (4 year I know but) *tired

    • @billyboy4283
      @billyboy4283 ปีที่แล้ว

      Swedish people let us lose we're sick of winning

  • @yirkarja2884
    @yirkarja2884 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2255

    Losing > Winning

    • @Dasmaster1
      @Dasmaster1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Tried and tested method that took down the mighty Swedish Empire!

    • @ysersno
      @ysersno 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And the Swedish king got unlucky and got shot by a Norwegian soldier in 1718

    • @FrostSwe99
      @FrostSwe99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      OTT-OTT 1 They dont know who shot him...

    • @libertylemonz7145
      @libertylemonz7145 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      if you kill your enemy they win

    • @Max_basil
      @Max_basil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi Indonesia Ball! Where is Polan?

  • @cheerfulpessimist952
    @cheerfulpessimist952 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1285

    "How to pull victories out of your ass! The official guide."
    Written by Charles XII of Sweden, "Carolus Rex"

    • @pierrelindgren5727
      @pierrelindgren5727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      "Losing for Dummies"
      Written by Agustus II of Saxony

    • @technician122
      @technician122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "How to beat the Swedish Navy"
      Written by Frederick IV, King of Denmark and Norway.

    • @kiteskingdom6137
      @kiteskingdom6137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      How to be beaten by a child
      By Denmark Russia and Poland

    • @Hairysteed
      @Hairysteed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Step 1: recruit soldiers from Finland

    • @Karlss61
      @Karlss61 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Step 2: Let ur Plans be so stupid and impossible that ur enemy has no fucking idea of what the ur doing and then fall like a thunderbolt

  • @Forcystus85
    @Forcystus85 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1974

    Fun fact number 1: Augustus II and Charles XII were actually cousins.
    Fun fact number 2: Poland-Lithuania never declared war upon Sweden in the Great Nordic War, as Augustus could never get the Polish parliament to agree to do so. Instead, Augustus declared war in his capacity as Lord of Saxony.
    Fun fact number 3: Augustus II was also known as "Augustus the Strong". Irony was a thing even back then, it seems. ^^

    • @Artur_M.
      @Artur_M. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      I sense a mystery Yeah, it refered mostly to the actual physical strength. Supposedly his favorite party trick was bending (or even breaking) the horseshoes with bare hands.
      Also he had many kids, mostly illegitimate, with many women. Only eight are officially confirmed, but rumors spoke about nearly 300. I guess that this was also considered a sighn of "strength".

    • @darksnakenerdmaster
      @darksnakenerdmaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      no matter what, the power of boners is stronger

    • @Duchess_Van_Hoof
      @Duchess_Van_Hoof 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Ah... That certainly explains why swedish history books keep talking about the saxons instead of the poles.

    • @Chaika1974
      @Chaika1974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Liberty or Death Learn how to spell.

    • @renatgal2946
      @renatgal2946 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      nice to know. But I cant find the duna river in the baltic, can you help here?

  • @apinla2237
    @apinla2237 6 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    We polish need to be taught more about Augustus, we could really benefit from his strategic genius

    • @katiemcdonagh4048
      @katiemcdonagh4048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ohhhh daam

    • @domicioannioulpiano6845
      @domicioannioulpiano6845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Polish = Resilience.
      Just like the romans. Doesn't matter how many times you defeat them. They keep coming

    • @JoniWan77
      @JoniWan77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@domicioannioulpiano6845 Losing against a superior force, having no reliable allies helping out and still surviving somehow? That's the most Polish thing there is.

    • @huntclanhunt9697
      @huntclanhunt9697 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn't you try it again during WW2?

  • @haljoa5165
    @haljoa5165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1142

    "And then he found a new plan, winning." Hands down one of the best lines of extra history.

    • @DanteTorn
      @DanteTorn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Comes before "Let's not let a little X stop a Y."

    • @HarryDaniel31756
      @HarryDaniel31756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I saw this comment before he said the line

    • @k50kasatka1
      @k50kasatka1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      haljoa s

    • @LS-oq3qh
      @LS-oq3qh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's like Baldrick from Blackadder saying "I have a cunning plan"!

    • @Syndicalist
      @Syndicalist ปีที่แล้ว

      besides "He had thought the one sentece that he needed to think and that sentence was: Cool, now seems like a good time for a civil war"

  • @AxDhan
    @AxDhan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1630

    oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh thaaaaaaaaats why the swedish are so good in europa universalis?

    • @HARVEE64
      @HARVEE64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      AxDhan The 1600s and early 1700s are the reason Sweden is op in EU4

    • @samotten9874
      @samotten9874 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      No, Sweden is good because the developers are Swedish so naturally they want to make their home country over-powered.

    • @blackfireoffire
      @blackfireoffire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      Sam Otten not really theyre not biased. Sweden at this time had the best army in the entire world. That's why they're good in euiv

    • @sarasamaletdin4574
      @sarasamaletdin4574 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The Sweden had small number of men and small economy so wars were really expensive. So I would not call it the best army but one of the best.

    • @Cythil
      @Cythil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Well in Sweden we have long had a faith in quality over quantity. Mainly because we were too poor to actually afford cheap stuff. As odd as it might seem. But the thing is that if you get high-quality stuff you won't have to replace it so often. This goes for the army too. Sweden always had a bit of a low population. So by focusing on having high-quality troops you try to offset the shortage of manpower.

  • @TechShowdown
    @TechShowdown 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1810

    Sounds like Luigi Cadorna was trying to copy Augustus as much as possible during The Great War lmao

    • @joseroque8121
      @joseroque8121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Feels like Hotzendorf deserves that more.

    • @AlphaSections
      @AlphaSections 6 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Nah Luigi Cadorna is the master of losing. He understood the best strategies for losing like arracking the same place twelve times, so that the enemy will always know where you are going to attack.

    • @callehammar2743
      @callehammar2743 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      No mr. Haig. Lions lead by donkeys indeed!

    • @joehoe222
      @joehoe222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      'It was a very sharp mango, sir!'

    • @danielreick9904
      @danielreick9904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Augustus was just trapping the swedish king, but didn't work. Still nice tried of him.

  • @scrublord95
    @scrublord95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    **wakes up**
    **eating breakfast**
    **hear report that swedish armies are advancing**
    "what should we do?"
    "hmmm have we tried letting them use our cannons to kill us?"
    "THATS GENIUS"
    **the battle was a collosal failure**
    it's good to be king of Poland

    • @morrishellgrn
      @morrishellgrn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lithuania

    • @Donut-fr7is
      @Donut-fr7is 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@morrishellgrn its a poland lithuanian commonwealth

    • @zachly6555
      @zachly6555 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im reading this as im at that part of the video lolz

    • @trollinape2697
      @trollinape2697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Donut-fr7is thats why he said lithuania

  • @barleysixseventwo6665
    @barleysixseventwo6665 6 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    So many famous and ingenious strategies on this show!
    The Bull Formation
    The Fabian Tactics
    The Hannible Envelopment
    ...Losing

    • @unclejoeoakland
      @unclejoeoakland 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Barley Sixseventwo I have to say that in a certain light, Russia has made a fine art of losing to win- or else, destroying Russia better and faster than any foe could. There's this war with Sweden, there's the Napoleonic invasion and the burning of Moscow, the scorched earth policy of Stalin... For whatever reason, they have made it work!

    • @HaydenLau.
      @HaydenLau. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@unclejoeoakland Scorched Earth was coined first during Napoleon

    • @billdehappy1
      @billdehappy1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HaydenLau. no this is clearly long before as its during 1700 and not 1800 like napolic wars

    • @HaydenLau.
      @HaydenLau. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@billdehappy1
      The term comes from Napoleon's 1812 invasion of Russia. It was the common military practice of the era for an invading army to forage or commandeer what it needed as it advanced deeper into enemy territory, rather than rely only on its own increasingly long and vulnerable supply lines back to its home country. As the Russian army retreated, Tsar Alexander I ordered the soldiers and inhabitants to "leave nothing [of military or economic value] but scorched earth" in the invaders' path.
      I said first coined, not first use

  • @Duke_of_Lorraine
    @Duke_of_Lorraine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1603

    "which surprisingly was more men than they were fielding themselves"
    Infinite manpower, baby !

    • @Dasmaster1
      @Dasmaster1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ask Groogy how that worked out for him..

    • @LFGRETIRED
      @LFGRETIRED 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      A Hearts of Iron has taught me.

    • @proxima6030
      @proxima6030 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LFG Mapping Productions
      A surprise to be sure but a welcome one

    • @kristofferson6584
      @kristofferson6584 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      playing china in hoi4 you win using 10 guns per división the rest are rock doesnt mather you have 10 million manpower in the field and a couple million training

    • @KitteridgeStudios
      @KitteridgeStudios 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I somehow come across you in every history-related comment section...

  • @Achillez098
    @Achillez098 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    You gotta give Augustus some credit, few people could suffer so many failures, yet still remain positive and confident of success

  • @MrBigCookieCrumble
    @MrBigCookieCrumble 6 ปีที่แล้ว +893

    The swedish army had a lot of seasoned veterans but because of the lack
    of manpower and money usually only 2/3 men had muskets, the other 1/3
    had pikes. However this was turned into an advantage.
    While most battles in this era was a shooting war, you'd line up your
    lines of infantery and shoot volleys at each other until one side was
    either outflanked or broke from low morale. The swedish army could not
    survive these kinds of battles in the long run, because they had such
    low manpower and as a result was almost always greatly outnumbered.
    What the swedish army did was cut the whole "shooting"-bit out of
    battles. They would approach the enemy lines in an ordinary fashion,
    they line up and wait within musket range of the enemy until the enemy
    had fired, then they would quickly march (or even run) up to the enemy
    line while they were reloading and fire two volleys (half the line would
    fire at a certain distance, the other half would afterwards move ahead
    of them and fire their shots even closer) almost point blank. Afterwards
    the entire line formation would immediatly charge into melee. This was
    absolutely devestating, especially vs the untrained conscripts that
    usually made up a significant portion of the enemy army, which is why
    they ususally targeted those first, rout the conscripts and then
    outflank the veteran forces. Remember what i said about the pikes? If
    you didnt have a sword your rifle and bayonet was your only proper melee
    weapon, which is used mostly like a spear, the length of your rifle and
    bayonet is important in these situations since if you have longer reach
    you can stab your opponent without them being able to reach you, well,
    there are no rifles capable of outreaching a pike! You'd either have to
    charge forward and try and get past the pike, stand your ground and
    probably get stabbed or you'd back up and avoid the pointy end, in
    either way this would disrupt your formation making the fight easier for
    the swedes.
    The cavalry tactics was also changed into, just like the infantery
    tactics, into a shock and awe. Instead of skirmishing the enemy cav and
    trying to find gaps in enemy formations, circling around and harrasing
    the flanks. The swedish cavalry would form very, very tight formations,
    the different riders would be knee to knee with each other and charge in
    a wedge formation straight into and plowing through enemy formations,
    waiting to fire their carbines and pistols until they were point blank
    range and then continuing to melee them.
    I've heard it being described as the musket era version of blitzkrieg
    tactics. But i personally belive that shock and awe is a better term.
    This is how sweden's armies were capable of inflicting such enormous
    casualties on the enemy during most major battles in this period.

    • @Paciat
      @Paciat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      "The swedish army had a lot of seasoned veterans but because of the lack
      of manpower and money usually only 2/3 men had muskets, the other 1/3
      had pikes." Lol, no. At that times you could buy 100 muskets or 1 horse. The reason that Sweden was winning is because noble men, not soldiers fought wars in Poland. They often went to war for loot. The King of Poland had little power and no standing army. The only good thing about the Polish drafted nobles was that they had more horses than the Swedes cause a horse and a saber were the symbols of nobility. Most Infantry formations in the whole Europe had this 1/3 of pike-man ratio and there was no point to change that. If an infantry unit wasnt surprised, a cavalry had no chance getting thru a wall of 3m long pikes. Cavalry was only good for slathering surprised or retreating men.
      Napoleon Bonaparte quote: "Without cavalry, battles are without result". Thats why you see the Pl, Lit and Rus forces defeated time and time again but coming back for more. For Sweden, a defeated would be much more painful.

    • @JoelJames2
      @JoelJames2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thank you, that actually does help. I was wondering how Sweden was able to field armies like this when they live so far up north, but it turns out they developed military doctrines to make up for such a deficit.

    • @TheFenderBass1
      @TheFenderBass1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Paciat
      Augustus had his Saxon troops mate thousands of them. Not many know this but most of the ''polish'' troops were Saxon not polish. Those who first attacked Sweden at Riga, yeah all Saxon.

    • @magnum_cx8805
      @magnum_cx8805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mr BigCookie There’s a very good example of they cavalry shock in LOTR: Return of the King, when Rohan’s army arrive at the battle against Mordor

    • @animo9050
      @animo9050 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey

  • @GeneralLuigiTBC
    @GeneralLuigiTBC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1208

    I'm guessing Augustus wasn't actually _trying_ to lose. I can understand why it's portrayed that way, though; mucking things up that badly can make it look as though you really are trying to lose.

    • @vetren23
      @vetren23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      Wow you are so intuitive, here we all were thinking Augustus wanted to be defeated.

    • @sarasamaletdin4574
      @sarasamaletdin4574 6 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      The story was told oddly here. It could have initially been that Augustus had some plan to lead the Swedes to a trap before it turned out to be just a joke.

    • @firetarrasque4667
      @firetarrasque4667 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      The words "fired upon their own forces" should never be said in a military sense. The words "fired upon their own retreating forces from their previously encamped position" even less so.

    • @GeneralLuigiTBC
      @GeneralLuigiTBC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I know, right, vetren23? I mean, it's so easy to fall into that trap of thinking that Augustus was some sort of RPG villain whose entire plan hinged on his enemy winning.

    • @Dasmaster1
      @Dasmaster1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Sometimes reality makes less sense then a joke. Trying to explain what went through Augustus mind would require its own video series and several psychologists as well as therapists for said psychologists before it was done.

  • @geordiejones5618
    @geordiejones5618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    Charles XII is basically Sweden's Alexander what a badass

    • @impaugjuldivmax
      @impaugjuldivmax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      great comparison.. Alexander to another looser

    • @spatha2584
      @spatha2584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice

    • @randomguy4167
      @randomguy4167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ryan Sansaricq Charles XII doesn’t even begin to approach Alexander in any way lmao

    • @TechSupport900
      @TechSupport900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’d more compare Frederick to Alexander, Charles couldn’t even win

    • @nisselarson3227
      @nisselarson3227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This episode is like, "let the good times roll" for Karl XII, he had/got delusions of grandeur and suffered humiliating defeats after this, had to flee to Constantinople with his main boys where he hung out until he was very unwanted. Returned to Sweden in shame with a MASSIVE national debt to the Ottomans.

  • @stardust-reverie
    @stardust-reverie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I love how Charles constantly smiles proudly as if everything he does is effortless and/or he just could not give two fucks about anything.

  • @solari71
    @solari71 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    "soon the iron was beating up both the hammer and the anvil."
    Pretty clear sign of Epic Fail if I've ever seen one.

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    I hope we can cover Poland Lithuania more

    • @Zatrakus
      @Zatrakus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      And maybe with slightly less salt :/

    • @HARVEE64
      @HARVEE64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Compatriot Their history is really interesting to me. I hope we get a series about some period in their history sometime.

    • @legionxiii8055
      @legionxiii8055 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Compatriot Winged Hussars hype!

    • @Awalys
      @Awalys 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Poland-Lithuania only started to become absolute garbage in the second half of the 17th century. It's a shame that these videos capture us in the worst period imaginable. (aside from the 19th century when we basically didn't exist)

    • @Zatrakus
      @Zatrakus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      At the very lest they could have explained the reasons behind those failures instead of making it into one long joke, which apparently confused a lot of people.

  • @jimzawacki3041
    @jimzawacki3041 6 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    TO THE SKY
    *SEE* *CAROLUS* *RISE*

    • @smschramm98
      @smschramm98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No allegiance, I will swear no oath!

    • @monkeyt1554
      @monkeyt1554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      FIFTEEN YEARS HAVE I BEEN WAITING TO SIT UPON MY THRONE

    • @TheParadoxGamer1
      @TheParadoxGamer1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      THEY THOUGHT I WAS TOO YOUNG TO RULE THE LAND
      JUST AS THEY FAILED TO UNDERSTAND
      BORN TO RULE
      MY TIME HAS COME

    • @thecleitom9497
      @thecleitom9497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN!

    • @sweaterketchup2730
      @sweaterketchup2730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SAY MY NAME IN YOUR PRAYERS

  • @rhyzvanic3660
    @rhyzvanic3660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    You have to admit, asking the enemy to open the door is a big brained military genius

  • @haradream7394
    @haradream7394 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    3:32 Aww this drawing looks so cute, Charles XII having a snowball fight with his soldiers

  • @maxmustermann9058
    @maxmustermann9058 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Augustus the Strong is a pretty fascinating character in his own right, known for breaking horseshoes with his bare hands and fathering over 300 children (one of which even with his wife !). He tried to make his money back from all the lost battles by forcing an alchemist to create the philosopher stone. It paid off because said alchemist discovered how to produce porcelain.

    • @stevenuniverse1422
      @stevenuniverse1422 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or a green splat?

    • @MeatWork2023
      @MeatWork2023 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      not the philopher stone, just plain gold, like the alchemist was braging about

  • @AlvoriaGPM
    @AlvoriaGPM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    This episode had me clutching my sides in laughter. Not literally rolling on the floor, but definitely having to steady myself in my chair to prevent that from happening. Awesome work!
    Something tells me that the "just keep losing" bit is going to get a segment in the Lies episode given how many people are asking if that was actually the goal or not. Still a hilarious joke, though.

    • @BleedingUranium
      @BleedingUranium 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I definitely agree with this, and I'm also shocked just how many people in the comments seem to be taking things so literally. :/

    • @---uf2zl
      @---uf2zl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I admit I took it literally the first time...I thought it was going to be some sort of scorched earth tactics. Them I realized I overestimated the Polish king

    • @michaeldog123ful
      @michaeldog123ful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My favorite part was when Charles just walks up to warsaw and opens the door letting his men

    • @Turamwdd
      @Turamwdd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because it is a valid military strategy in some circumstances. With as messed up as the PLC was at this time, such a strategy could have been viable.

    • @thedigodragon
      @thedigodragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I died at the visual for "Just. Keep. Losing."

  • @matheusarruda6462
    @matheusarruda6462 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Charles XII our good and old Carolus Rex was a goddamn genius madman. Voltaire, the fabled philosopher, actually lived in his court during this time and wrote a biography of the man (which can be found on Google docs). According to Voltaire, When Charles XII stormed Polish Lithuanian and he heard the noise of musket fire he cackled maniacally and said "Henceforth, this shall be my music!".

    • @TheFenderBass1
      @TheFenderBass1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Its ''this shall hence become my music'' and I am sure he said this the first time when he heard a volley being fired at the danes on Själland in 1700 at age 17.

  • @yellogames7270
    @yellogames7270 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    The thing to learn here: Sweden was fucking badass back then

  • @FWDDGS
    @FWDDGS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Wow! Who would have thought that strategy wouldn't work... I'm absolutely baffled!

    • @adelaestrella3338
      @adelaestrella3338 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya i know right!(sarcasam levels 5000)

    • @adamdao4826
      @adamdao4826 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know! It’s incredible!

  • @peroxide8823
    @peroxide8823 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Dorothy: Just keep Swimming!
    Augustus: Just keep Losing!

  • @Humaricslastcall
    @Humaricslastcall 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I know Augustus is a laughing stock and all, but the fact that the iron was stronger than both hammer and anvil just made me roll on the floor.

  • @wheretwowillgather4057
    @wheretwowillgather4057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The writing is hilarious and the delivery is perfect. Love how the joke “just keep losing forever” just keeps building on and on while also being fact 😂

    • @StevenRamos248
      @StevenRamos248 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And with Augustus just digging into a hole is genius.

  • @ferdinandfoch7816
    @ferdinandfoch7816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    Frozen ground
    Ride with the wind
    Emerge from the gunsmoke like demons
    Rehnskiöld’s men
    Charging their flanks
    The enemy trembles with fear
    One by one the Saxons disband
    Or die where they stand
    Killing ground
    Even though you surrender
    Turn around
    You will never survive
    Killing ground
    At the battle of Fraustadt
    Fall in line
    Battle formations
    Show no fear
    Riding them down
    Break their will
    Show them no mercy
    Caroleans attack
    Round them up, look into their eyes
    They beg for their lives
    See the Caroleans standing tall
    All for one and one for all
    Enemies fall at their feet
    Begging for their mercy
    See the Caroleans standing tall
    Conquer lands and slaughter all
    Enemies fall at their feet
    Victory and great defeat

    • @williamhaward1140
      @williamhaward1140 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I love how theres always someone in these comments reminding me of Carolus Rex

    • @FishAnimations
      @FishAnimations 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What?

    • @williamhaward1140
      @williamhaward1140 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Its the lyrics to Killing ground by Sabaton they did a whole album on Charles XII

    • @madijeis4320
      @madijeis4320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Get ready the Poltava Lyrics for next episode m8

    • @Tytoalba777
      @Tytoalba777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      William Haward correction, they had a whole album for the Swedish Empire. Carolus Rex just happened to take up half of it

  • @SerDerpish
    @SerDerpish 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Charles XII sounds like he should have a "Great" in his title somewhere. Any person who takes point leading his or her troops into battle (literal or figurative) is the hallmark of the best kind of leader

    • @TheFenderBass1
      @TheFenderBass1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He lost the war though so Peter got the title instead

    • @skyskater7909
      @skyskater7909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes I think he should have that title as well

    • @ragnarrahl
      @ragnarrahl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      If he hadn't been born a king, but a lesser noble, and the king were merely average, he would be an ideal general, and we would be talking today about that king as "The Great."
      The trouble is that leading troops into battle was the only thing he lived for. You can't have someone like that deciding which fights you're going to take. Because then the decision is going to be "Take ALL the fights."
      And that's just not going to work.

    • @penguinstrophe
      @penguinstrophe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This was his titles combined into one phrase:
      We Charles, by the Grace of God King of Sweden, the Goths and the Vends, Grand Prince of Finland, Duke of Scania, Estonia, Livonia and Karelia, Lord of Ingria, Duke of Bremen, Verden and Pomerania, Prince of Rügen and Lord of Wismar, and also Count Palatine by the Rhine, Duke in Bavaria, Count of Zweibrücken-Kleeburg, as well as Duke of Jülich, Cleve and Berg, Count of Veldenz, Spanheim and Ravensberg and Lord of Ravenstein.
      I think that's long enough

    • @josefjusufssob4351
      @josefjusufssob4351 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheFenderBass1 he could of won the war If he accepted russias peace treaty. Greed defeated him just like Napoleon.

  • @blitzkrieg2928
    @blitzkrieg2928 6 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    See the Caroleans standing tall
    All for one and one for all
    Enemies fall at their feet
    Begging for their mercy
    See the Caroleans standing tall
    Conquer lands and slaughter all
    Enemies fall at their feet
    Victory and great defeat

    • @greninjamastergabe6452
      @greninjamastergabe6452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Killing ground
      Even though you surrender
      Turn around
      You will never survive
      Killing ground
      As the battle of Fraustadt turns
      The last battle mentioned in this video actually was Fraustadt. So you commenting that was quite fitting.

    • @iexist2682
      @iexist2682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      WHILE EUROPE SPEAK OF PEACE
      ALL OTHER BATTLES CEASE!
      THERES A MAN WHO AIMS FOR MORE THAN HE CAN REACH!
      1648-SABATON

    • @soft_er0030
      @soft_er0030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Some Thing it’s about 30 years war

    • @dumbnewyorker7379
      @dumbnewyorker7379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SEE THE WHITES IN THEIR EYES CAROLEANS ARE MARCHING ON

    • @firstconsul7286
      @firstconsul7286 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      TILLS HAN VITÖGAT SER, KAROLINEN MARSCHERAR FRAM

  • @Snowy123
    @Snowy123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    Jesus is Charles a god of war?

    • @Wrenneru
      @Wrenneru 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      1. No, that was Genghis Khan
      2. It was more or less the actual quality of the soldiers then Charles

    • @HAHA4625
      @HAHA4625 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He had Gustavus Adolphus to thank for the elite troops he had at his disposal.
      Not to discredit him entirely, he was still a good commander and leader, but he lost Sweden the war by refusing any treaty that wasn't a complete victory.

    • @HAHA4625
      @HAHA4625 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Inconclusive because he didn't gain anything strategically from those victories. If he had signed the treaty with Russia after defeating their army he could've won.

    • @maxygurl2731
      @maxygurl2731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no hes just Swedish

    • @marcooosbibendorsht1334
      @marcooosbibendorsht1334 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Square Square Triangle
      Kick Poland's ass

  • @Rynosaur94
    @Rynosaur94 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    This kinda portrays Charles as someone who just stumbled into victories.

    • @Dasmaster1
      @Dasmaster1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Partially true.. I mean he did fight against Augustus.

    • @samlund8543
      @samlund8543 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean, it doesn’t take much to look that way when you fight Augustus...

    • @viikmaqic
      @viikmaqic 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well he crushed the danes and russians too.

    • @Duchess_Van_Hoof
      @Duchess_Van_Hoof 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was a lot like Alexander the great. Raised from birth to be a warrior king, deified by his men and leading the most advanced and best drilled military force in the known world. So it was a bit unfair to his enemies.

    • @emptyforrest
      @emptyforrest 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      its like playing total war war fielding an army of the best units while going up gainst tier one units and just crush them with superior skill, tactics and morale.

  • @kered13
    @kered13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    The problem with dragging out the joke about Augustus trying to lose is that you aren't telling us WHY the Swedes were able to win again and again.

    • @comradekali5025
      @comradekali5025 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They…
      They are?
      They told you that they had their artillery turned against them, not that he just “decided to lose lmao”

  • @philiphunt-bull5817
    @philiphunt-bull5817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Now he had a better plan. He would just keep losing even more.”
    I love this show.

  • @1987MartinT
    @1987MartinT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Charles XII of Sweden may have often been naive and filled with youthful overconfidence, but he could also be shockingly brilliant and tough.

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What a century the 1700s was. At least five of the greatest military leaders in all of history within 100 years: Charles XII, Peter the Great, Frederick the Great, George Washington and finally the rise of Napoleon.

    • @AnonyMous-ql9nj
      @AnonyMous-ql9nj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thunderbird1921 George washington would be a great stretch but sure.

    • @austinford1530
      @austinford1530 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thunderbird1921 Washington is a huge stretch as is Peter

    • @Handles-Suck-YouTube
      @Handles-Suck-YouTube ปีที่แล้ว

      @@austinford1530 Agreed. Peter was certainly a competent commander, but a brilliant one? No.
      As a ruler of his nation though, he does deserve his title of the Great, I reckon.

  • @LucianoThePig
    @LucianoThePig 6 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    I'm confused. Did Augustus intend to fail so much, or is the joke that he fucked up unintentionally so much it's like he was trying to fail?

    • @LucianoThePig
      @LucianoThePig 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah sorry

    • @moarice509
      @moarice509 6 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      The second thing.

    • @Kabitu1
      @Kabitu1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Agreed, if this is sarcasm it's played way too straight to be easy to decipher.

    • @andriuspakulis2948
      @andriuspakulis2948 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He tried to weaken nobles, which had real power in Commonwealth, and with his own trooops and supports of russians become absolute king.

    • @Dasmaster1
      @Dasmaster1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Lets just say he is not a very popular figure in that countries history and that his incompetence combined with Augustus II basically destroyed the nation. He might classify as one of the most inept rulers ever in European history in fact and much of it is because of the electoral system in place and how it was corrupted by foreign influences to enact puppet kings. As we all know you dont want a skilled puppet king or he would not serve you or your causes.

  • @sol2544
    @sol2544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    This series seems to focus on the quality of strategic decisions, but seems to forget just how impactful the quality of the soldiers was.
    In my limited knowledge, what I know is that the swedish troops were extremely well disciplined, to the point of marching straight till they could see the whites of the enemy's eyes, which requires an extreme amount of discipline as it honest-to-god was a miracle to convince soldiers to do so without breaking from the casualties they would sustain.
    This may seem counterintuitive, as people may think, "so they can march somewhere when being shot at, that doesnt stop them from dying", but from a strategic view, the ability to trade some increased casualties in turn for being able to attack a key position was extremely vital in warfare, and could turn battles.
    This is due to how warfare worked back then. Most losses occurred not from units being slain to-the-man but rather when soldiers routed and ran *because* of their fear of losing a fight.
    When you have soldiers that can fight much longer despite losses around them, or despite a high chance that they could die, you could find scenarios such as a small amount of brave soldiers being able to overrun artillery guns, or cavalry that disrupt a key portion of an army to win a fight, at the cost of their own lives.
    Personally, the quality of men was as effective as any amount of strategy. After all, the earlier episode saw the Swedes fighting 1 to 4, on the offensive. Something never before heard of except for defeat-in-detail tactics.
    An undisciplined army couldnt have been able to be convinced to commit such an attack, which could make such a victory, and other victories, impossible no matter how good your general's genius is.
    Another more modern example could be the polish during WW2. To my knowledge, there was a fort or so that was heavily outnumbered (700 or so defenders against tens of thousands of soldiers, helped by tanks and bombers)
    That army was halted by those defenders for several days, which is, from the viewpoint of a general who is in desperate straights, an extreme victory considering the tactical advantage gained from halting an entire offensive for the price of those men, even if all of them became casualties.
    Needless to say, the quality of training matters a lot in a fight

  • @thomasransdell1674
    @thomasransdell1674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    You have to put Sabaton into one of these videos, it's of paramount importance.

    • @eedwardgrey2
      @eedwardgrey2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Killing Ground would be a good one for this

  • @byteofbacon
    @byteofbacon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Augustus: Okay men. I have a great plan. This army moves in to lose against the Swedish. This army makes it obvious that Russians are part of the army and rout. This army gets encircled. All of you will lose many men. That's the plan.
    Ghost of Scipio: *Slow Clap

  • @jaypillsbury843
    @jaypillsbury843 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This is a good plan!
    Narrator: "It was not a good plan."

  • @spartancolonel
    @spartancolonel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    And now I realize why the Great Northern War is almost never talked about in Poland.

  • @neBeeYsia
    @neBeeYsia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:30 No one's gonna talk about how dang cute this moment is? 💕

  • @DrIzixs
    @DrIzixs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Gotta love that Swedish +5% discipline idea.

  • @eyuin5716
    @eyuin5716 6 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    Did he seriously think that continuously loosing was a winning strategy or was that added for comedic effect?

    • @alphawolf4643
      @alphawolf4643 6 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      I think it was not that he couldn't win, but that he was just so bad at war, and he never really ended up winning.

    • @dhasenan
      @dhasenan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      An argument for him having a strategy of losing is that a civil war is a chance to topple the old political institutions and instate a stronger monarchy.

    • @danielreick9904
      @danielreick9904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      As EU4 player you should know more about the HRE. You can consider it a strategy after the treaty of westphalia was installed 50 years before. A war declaration against saxony would have brought in the entire empire. So perhabs he was aiming for this or for at least using the saxon army in this war, as he could not as the war was between PLC and sweden. So no realm troops :D

    • @poggies7639
      @poggies7639 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Daniel Reick HRE didn't work exactly like the game just similarly, they obviously had to simplify The HRE for the sake of the game

    • @bluemountain4181
      @bluemountain4181 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And Austria was already caught up in the War of the Spanish Succession

  • @ThatIcelandicDude
    @ThatIcelandicDude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Killing ground
    Even though you surrender
    Turn around
    You will never survive
    Killing ground
    As the battle of Fraustadt turns

    • @firstconsul7286
      @firstconsul7286 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gjuter blod
      Möter döden vid Fraustadt
      Syndaflod
      Genom fiendens led
      Gjuter blod
      Ingen nåd kommer givas, där

  • @midimusicforever
    @midimusicforever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Some fun trivia - Karl XII, Carolus Rex, or Charles the Twelfth, was actually NOT the twelfth Swedish king named Karl. Karl the 9th should have been Karl the 3rd, but some mythical kings who never even existed were taken into account when denominating as such. And then the rest followed. Our current King, Karl XVI Gustaf should be Karl X Gustaf, and the protagonist in these series should have been Karl VI.

  • @sadlobster1
    @sadlobster1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I just realized...Charles the 12th is the Carolus Rex figure Sabaton sings about in their song.
    From what I've heard in the comments section of said song. Charles was said to be one of the greatest leaders of all time

    • @Dasmaster1
      @Dasmaster1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well one of them maybe but he is far down on a long list with many other Swedish kings above him.

    • @Leaffordes
      @Leaffordes 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He surely stood out in the tactical aspects as one of the best, not as good when it came to stratergy (but still good) and lacked in diplomacy

    • @sadlobster1
      @sadlobster1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I also realized that Gustav is the Gustavus Adolphus from the Sabaton song, The Lion from the North

  • @DavidELD
    @DavidELD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Polandball: Poland can into empire?
    Swedenball: No.

  • @erenoz2910
    @erenoz2910 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    But who put losing in Augustus' mind? Did he put this ingenious and cunning plan together by himself?
    Or was it Walpole?

  • @TheMadRatKing
    @TheMadRatKing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    These Swedish just keep winning, and I love how easily they beat the odds.
    The image of Augustus digging his own grave still kills me, though.

  • @giorgosvr09
    @giorgosvr09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Probably the funniest episode you've written so far!

  • @Hostilenemy
    @Hostilenemy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Great Northern Lion.

  • @rebeccaennas5695
    @rebeccaennas5695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    If only the Swedish Empire responded to the letters the Empire would have lasted longer than it did R.I.P Swedish Empire

  • @adiyarzharmenov9187
    @adiyarzharmenov9187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Charles the XII is super badass commander. He acted like a superhero

  • @Lightning_Toad
    @Lightning_Toad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm sure that James had an even greater hand in the writing of this video than normal. It's very much filled with his brand of humor.

  • @cjhui7633
    @cjhui7633 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    who would have guessed that genius strategy of losing we end up with you losing.

  • @wyattbarron2734
    @wyattbarron2734 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this series, I wasn't sure about extra history at first, but I gave it a shot and I'm loving it! Keep up the good work

  • @hefestus2012
    @hefestus2012 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    4:45 the way they worded this is hilarious to me. I’m just imagining the officers going: “What is the king doing? … Oh, @&$? !”

  • @despadas
    @despadas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I think Augustus' mind is too complex for me

  • @stevenchoza6391
    @stevenchoza6391 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This kid would do pretty well in GoT. Imagine if he had been King Robert's successor.

  • @eqmonkey28
    @eqmonkey28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:35 let me guess, KEEP LOOSING!

  • @ojpete
    @ojpete 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was an amazing episode, thanks for all the work everyone over there does on these

  • @bakersbread104
    @bakersbread104 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Charles is fucking badass

    • @carolean4360
      @carolean4360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's my favourite king that Sweden has had throughout its history. Him and Gustav II Adolf.

    • @kevstermeister4662
      @kevstermeister4662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Carolean what about the candy loving gustav vasa

  • @smiles5168
    @smiles5168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    The scissors of loss loosing needs to become a regular gag

  • @DustinBarlow8P
    @DustinBarlow8P 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The characterization of Augustus was hilarious! I could see a satirical version of this battle either on stage or on tv. Great entertainment!

  • @drakegeer-timmins6780
    @drakegeer-timmins6780 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think this might just be my absolute favorite extra history episode.

  • @Heds123
    @Heds123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    8:20
    When even Wapole is tired of winning.

  • @Artur_M.
    @Artur_M. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Honestly this is a bit disappointing. You only briefly mentioned Saxony once, without any indication that Augustus was it's ruler (beside and before being Polish-Lithuanian king).
    This is kind of important, as he started the war without the approval of Polish-Lithuanian diet (sejm), and for example all of the "Polish-Lithuanian" troops and commanders you talked about in context of the crossing of Düna were actually SAXON.
    Many Polish nobles were understandably angry with their foregin king for dragging their country into his stupid war, which puts the start of civil war and Swedish-backed anty-king in different context.
    BTW You could mention the rival king's name. I know that Stanisław Leszczyński looks intimidating, but you could at least take a shot at Stanislaus (commonly used in English latinisation of Stanisław).

    • @Gew219
      @Gew219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Artur M. ^This. I agree with you wholeheartedly.

    • @c4blew
      @c4blew 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pfft, Saxony...they may have been Saxon by name/title but those thuringian-slavic pretenders will never be real Saxons!

    • @Artur_M.
      @Artur_M. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      c4blew OK, the Electorate then, that is kind of beside the point here.

    • @c4blew
      @c4blew 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Artur M. Yeah, sorry that was just a general rant of frustration that had nothing to do with your point...sorry for hijacking your post!^^

    • @Artur_M.
      @Artur_M. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      c4blew No worries, I get it :)

  • @theaircraftgamer6182
    @theaircraftgamer6182 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Keep up the good work. I love your videos as you entertain me and I learn alot.

  • @willjelle7944
    @willjelle7944 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Sire, what is you plan?" Some random Officer "We shall loose every.God.Damn.Time" Augustus "Please no..." Officer

  • @felixbabuf5726
    @felixbabuf5726 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You know, it's weird seeing incompetence being the main focus in an Extra History video.

  • @MathDM329
    @MathDM329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Anyone else notice Walpole?

    • @stephenschlueter8242
      @stephenschlueter8242 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      somepersonnamed Bob Yeah, he took away Augutus' sash. Wonder what he plans to do with it.

    • @mill2712
      @mill2712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Give it to someone more deserving.

    • @robertwalpole360
      @robertwalpole360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I noticed. ;)

    • @Healermain15
      @Healermain15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What do you think that blue thing is he's always wearing?

  • @Mike-ho5gs
    @Mike-ho5gs 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of the best written episodes you guys have done. The loss in the swamp may be actually laugh out loud.

  • @CB-lh4ph
    @CB-lh4ph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This spawned one of the greatest albums ever written, sabatons "carolus rex"

  • @LanChrissTV
    @LanChrissTV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    And still Augustus is reminded as one of the greatest rulers Saxony ever had.

    • @vdate
      @vdate 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, he does apparently decide to give winning a try later on down the line, so there's still time!

    • @LanChrissTV
      @LanChrissTV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No, not for his war affords. He is known for his finacing of architecture, art, science and mostly his legendary affairs ^^

    • @AlatarIstari
      @AlatarIstari 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cause he cared for Saxony and made it prosperous. He didn't care for PLC, he liked the title of king but that's it.

    • @nattygsbord
      @nattygsbord 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How much money did this guy have? castles, wars, buying the crown of Poland, having party fucking drinking like crazy and even creating an anti-temperance organization togheter with Friedrich Vilhelm of Prussia.
      Seems like this guy had an endless number of expensive hobbies, so where did this guy get all his money from?

    • @nanaya7e433
      @nanaya7e433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Alataristari It's not about "caring". The only reason he is remembered as a bad ruler in Poland is because none of his reforms passed because of nobles who opposed him at every turn to keep their golden liberty.

  • @slendy9600
    @slendy9600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This was a 9 minute long savage roast of Augustus.
    I approve

  • @rune2bias
    @rune2bias 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the tone of this storytellling so much.

  • @KrishnaTej21
    @KrishnaTej21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The narration is simply too good...My cheeks are bursting with pain and face is ripe like a tomato from laughing so hard

  • @Duke_of_Lorraine
    @Duke_of_Lorraine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Augustus' advisor : "my king, do you remember those absurdly OP winged hussars that kicked the Ottoman's asses 20 years ago and were great at beating the Swedish during the Deluge ?"
    Augustus : "nope, I won't use them"

    • @funnyjupiter4499
      @funnyjupiter4499 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it wouldn't have made a difference since the Swedish army or the Carolean army was one of the best if not the best Army in the world at the time.
      They also was more modernised than the PLC and had better generals. So they were only used for some battles.

    • @real_yunicellular
      @real_yunicellular 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They actually used them, at Kliszow but failed.

  • @Nick-gf2nj
    @Nick-gf2nj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "We trained him wrong on purpose, as a joke" Augusts' Advisors and Teachers

  • @luluquini8749
    @luluquini8749 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best episode on this channel. Change my mind.

  • @shadia2000
    @shadia2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love these videos! This makes me much more interested in history!

  • @smalltime0
    @smalltime0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Probably the funniest episode of extra history.

  • @MrBurgeri
    @MrBurgeri 6 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Charles XII is not all that popular in Finland. Much of the Swedish Army was recruited from here and after the Russian counter-invasions the population had dropped by a half.

    • @sarasamaletdin4574
      @sarasamaletdin4574 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Hopefully Isoviha or the Great Hatred (sounds odd in English) is covered here properly.

    • @Dasmaster1
      @Dasmaster1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cant fault a man for trying. That said he really did fuck up by the end of it.

    • @cyber5659
      @cyber5659 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      MrBurgeri Only 50 000 of the 200 000 recruited soldiers were finns. The rest where mostly swedes.

    • @cyber5659
      @cyber5659 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fredrik Dunge He didnt lose the army, Lewenhaupt did at Perevolotjna after Poltava.

    • @sagal1374
      @sagal1374 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      he/she said much, not the majority. 50 000 out of 200 0000 is 1/4th of the entire army which is really a large fraction.

  • @ilyapalenyy4554
    @ilyapalenyy4554 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your videos!! thank you for making them =)

  • @asyoz
    @asyoz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was AWESOME!!!
    Thank you!!!
    Please - PLEASE - do the Wars of the Roses - that would be... simply... EPIC!!!

  • @robotic-race
    @robotic-race 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dutch: I've got a god damned plan
    Arthur:is it losein?

  • @badoodadoodadoo7653
    @badoodadoodadoo7653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Augustus: “OUR MEN ARE FLEEING THE BATTLE! SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!”

  • @robmeehan7208
    @robmeehan7208 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The sarcasm/snark in this video is beautiful.

  • @kingofank
    @kingofank 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've always enjoyed these videos, but I don't think I've ever laughed half as much watching one before.

  • @Yourlocalwordrobe
    @Yourlocalwordrobe ปีที่แล้ว +4

    poles getting slammed again for the 77788989743849023th time:This is fine

  • @FreedomR115
    @FreedomR115 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Poor Augustus, where are Winged Hussars when you need them?

  • @czardavid6710
    @czardavid6710 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video. I like the humor! Enjoyed every bit of it

  • @tristonboor5196
    @tristonboor5196 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Like I want it to be known that I have been going through and watching alot of your vids (and still have plenty to go haha) I love how your doing it m8. From your beginning stuff to the content you have now, well done. Hope you see this Haha, I learn and enjoy it by how you present it. From how you word it or just some of the other cheeky stuff you do Haha. Love it all and I'll be sure to let the ads do their thing for the revanew 👍