1989 Nissan Pao: Regular Car Reviews

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ธ.ค. 2024

ความคิดเห็น •

  • @kylesoler4139
    @kylesoler4139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2757

    It's the kind of car you buy in Gran Turismo 4 just because you have a lot of money to waste and want to fill up your garage with weird shitboxes.

    • @zacharyp10
      @zacharyp10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Yup, great game

    • @wraithcadmus
      @wraithcadmus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      I do the same in Forza, mod them to hell for a laugh, then put them back to near-stock to be taken out for a Spring drive every once in a while.

    • @ethandewicki576
      @ethandewicki576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@wraithcadmus same, I deadass drive around sometimes in a heavily modified a Ford Transit van just for the hell of it.

    • @Syncopia
      @Syncopia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And then strap a stage 3 turbo and make a whole 100hp!

    • @kickerpunter
      @kickerpunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Also the car that you are required to drive for a specific race and you so buy all the upgrades and set it to B spec so the computer wins the race for you.

  • @sammy13ificationable
    @sammy13ificationable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    As a guy from the midwest, I can confirm, big muscley bros with mall crawler trucks LOOOOVE super tiny retro sub compacts. It's like a biker with a tiny dog

    • @jacobbenns6090
      @jacobbenns6090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      As the proud owner of a 99 Ram 1500 who's watching this after hitting the gym after my welding gig, yeah, its about right, I absolutely dig all the super small cars, I think they're hilarious lol

    • @ryanlambert2150
      @ryanlambert2150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I daily drive a 19ft Cadillac Fleetwood, a dream car of mine. I'm also the same guy that really wants a honda beat. I like the difference in culture & find it fascinating. I'd also love to have a little corner carver but daily the big body for comfort.

    • @JSchaffer214
      @JSchaffer214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Most of the guys I know like that are gearheads and just enjoy all kinds of vehicles. They usually drive a truck because it's more practical for their blue collar, physical labor lifestyle. Sure, you have some truck guys who fit the stereotype. I find it ironic that in an age where we have the ability to communicate with just about anyone around the world, we've allowed ourselves to fit everyone into a specific category based upon visual clues alone.

    • @jamesgizasson
      @jamesgizasson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Can confirm... 94 Ram diesel, and I'd love one of these! I actually like small Japanese cars more than huge domestic pickups, but my truck is also my apartment...
      Plus, I'm not ripped, so I don't count. X3

    • @ressljs
      @ressljs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I live in North Dakota. I'd love to have a quirky little Japanese car, but my friends would absolutely roast me. They already give me shit about driving a Nissan Altima. Although I don't know that I'd call their trucks "dick trucks." Most of them use their trucks for work and they're not dressed up with windshield stickers, custom pipes, etc.

  • @martinlutz5446
    @martinlutz5446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    From a distance you can't even tell if its 40 years old or Hondas brand new retro electric car. The design is really timeless.

    • @martinlutz5446
      @martinlutz5446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kinda looks like a Daihatsu Trevis

    • @Owiko7
      @Owiko7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@martinlutz5446 I get 1st gen Civic vibes looking at it from the side.

    • @RobCamp-rmc_0
      @RobCamp-rmc_0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I couldn’t shake the thought that it was a European microcar from the ‘60s, my mind just could not accept that it was a 1989 Nissin Cup Nood- er, Nissan

    • @martinlutz5446
      @martinlutz5446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@RobCamp-rmc_0 it looks a bit like a Mini if you squint your eyes. Especially with the single big speedometer

    • @LearnAboutFlow
      @LearnAboutFlow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree with the Honda looks. I wish Honda would put an ICE or hybrid ICE engine in that car in addition to the battery one. That would be awesome and could slot in under the HR-V (now that the Fit is bye bye).

  • @dragon81heart
    @dragon81heart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    “Are you allowed to drive that?!?” while pulling out of a Sheetz with no fewer than two Oshkosh 8x8 HEMTT military trucks fueling up haha 😂
    That was absolutely BRILLIANT!!!

  • @actroutt
    @actroutt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    perfectly captured Pao ownership. I have been asked all of these questions.

    • @HanSolo__
      @HanSolo__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Is that a Fiat? Love that one. Nope, Fiat is a way smaller mem... XD

    • @musewolfman
      @musewolfman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Have you ever gotten someone who doesnt ask stupid questions, and just appreciates it for what it is? Just like a "oh, hey, I had one of those in Gran Turismo. Neat."

    • @CertMediocre
      @CertMediocre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What *is* the weather like in England?

    • @mister62085
      @mister62085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The one that’s currently at jdm classics is over 12 grand

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      what number sugar daddy are you on?

  • @ghomerhust
    @ghomerhust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "because it's smooth, symmetrical, and it springs back when you press down on it." this is possibly the best description of a car i've ever heard

  • @kayEnt3rtainm3nt
    @kayEnt3rtainm3nt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2594

    The gender neutral form of sugar mama or sugar daddy is glucose guardian.

    • @adammiller8133
      @adammiller8133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      GUARDIAN OF THE GLUCOSE

    • @DragosDreamer1989
      @DragosDreamer1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      We've gotten to the point in human cultural evolution where this term is required. May God have mercy on our miserable souls...

    • @jckesinger
      @jckesinger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@DragosDreamer1989 Seems like a perfectly cromulent development to me.

    • @DeadReckon
      @DeadReckon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@DragosDreamer1989 May an unspecified neutral deity have mercy on our (I can't think of a politically correct way to say 'soul")...

    • @EzraFieldsofStrawberry
      @EzraFieldsofStrawberry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      D E X T R O S E D I E T Y

  • @gnarshread
    @gnarshread 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    The official car if the introvrrt who hates being accosted about his very unique car but also knew exactly what he was getting himself into. Now thats something worth having a philosophical question about.

    • @gabrielgingras814
      @gabrielgingras814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hey, if the guy wants to build up his confidence and social skills, that's a pretty good choice.

  • @johnbrandes8345
    @johnbrandes8345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Love the fact that Trent Falkenrath is bidding on it... Way to keep things in the RCR universe...

  • @beauleidig8670
    @beauleidig8670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    As the owner of a 2014 Scion IQ, I can relate to the hundreds of conversations with strangers you never realized you'd be having when you purchased the car.

  • @eaglesmmiv6386
    @eaglesmmiv6386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    3:37 “ArE yOu AlLoWeD tO dRiVe ThAT” as there’s a massive military truck refueling in the back

    • @charlesputt8588
      @charlesputt8588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      To be fair, there's a U.S. Army Reserve Center about 3/4 mile up the road with a parking lot full of equipment like that.

    • @andrewkowalczyk1156
      @andrewkowalczyk1156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's Sheetz for ya

    • @superadventure6297
      @superadventure6297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hahaha glad I'm not the only one who saw the irony when that was in the background

    • @teknowil
      @teknowil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      HEMMIT!!!!

    • @nitehawk86
      @nitehawk86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Even the Army fills up at Sheetz in order to get some sweet, sweet, MTO.

  • @scrumtrellecent
    @scrumtrellecent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "PAO! Right in the Kisser!" - Trent Falkenrath

    • @BayAreaMike99
      @BayAreaMike99 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      To the Moon don’t get me a steamed Alice!

  • @darb0716
    @darb0716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    It definitely made you easy to spot around town. When my nephew asked me who I was waving at, I showed him some of your videos. You're now my 14 year old nephew's favorite TH-camr! lol.

    • @User-lg1vl
      @User-lg1vl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh

    • @coreys9598
      @coreys9598 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How A M A Z I N G !!!

    • @suprememeowmix9613
      @suprememeowmix9613 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha same, would see it like four times a week😂

    • @samholdsworth3957
      @samholdsworth3957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rcr don't care

    • @h8GW
      @h8GW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ohhh, your poor nephew's sense of humor maturation.

  • @ToniBabelony
    @ToniBabelony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    1:21 "It's drawing one really good panel of a comic you're never gonna finish"
    Oh god that hit right in the kokoro

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's utterly ridiculous that your comment only has my like so far... deserves way more!

  • @זהסודי-ה7מ
    @זהסודי-ה7מ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1302

    Nissan Pao: The official car of that one anime girl you only see once in the whole show, yet she somehow becomes best girl in the community

    • @joaovitorstein4024
      @joaovitorstein4024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Nissan Pao, the car of the anime girl on that 2 episode OVA about chilling and transhumanism or whatever.

    • @זהסודי-ה7מ
      @זהסודי-ה7מ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@joaovitorstein4024 and she's on the top 5 waifus of the year

    • @dr.dylansgame5583
      @dr.dylansgame5583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      god this is to fucking real and even more so when it outshines the better version such as the nissan march more specifically the super turbo march or a very similar but actually form over fashion car the toyota starlet kp series which is even in the same weight class and makes over double the horsepower and more fuel economy to boot

    • @jubylam7108
      @jubylam7108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      and it's also the one that has the best hentais

    • @tomcruz3774
      @tomcruz3774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Perfect description. Reminds me of Aika, the delivery girl for the Aiya restaurant from Persona 4.

  • @charlesmcg
    @charlesmcg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "...as irresistable as a second potato chip"
    I was literally midway through chomping down on this exact chip as he said that.

  • @InfinityR319
    @InfinityR319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    The Pao is pretty much what a PT Cruiser aspires to be, but the execution so much better for some reason. It's like two classmates who goes to the same class, and by the finals the Pao gets better grade than the PT Cruiser does.

    • @AshleyPomeroy
      @AshleyPomeroy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Japan seemed to "get" the idea the PT Cruiser was going for. The Figaro, Honda Beat, Pao, Alto Lapin etc - they're affected and twee but charismatic, whereas the PT Cruiser had no cuteness, it was unlikeable.

    • @stevethepocket
      @stevethepocket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The problem with the PT Cruiser was that it was based off cars from the 1930s, of all things. An era no one was nostalgic for, and whose actual cars weren't even that good looking. I _think_ it was meant to be a watered-down version of the Plymouth Prowler, which was based on '30s cars that got salvaged from junkyards and turned into hotrods by greaser types in the '50s. But watering that down, again, just turns it back into a stock '30s car.

    • @mrjohnnyk
      @mrjohnnyk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chrysler was famous for being awful at everything during that era.

    • @ExRev79
      @ExRev79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@stevethepocket nah hot rods were very much in demand. SSR, poweler hhr, the pt. While maybe you don't like the look of them, it'll be the last time detroit will ever do anything like it again.

    • @Abel-Alvarez
      @Abel-Alvarez 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrjohnnyk They still are. Aside from their subsidiary companies like Jeep,Dodge, and maybe fiat (because they bought out Chrysler,hence the name FCA), their cars are trash. Why else would you see anyone (and I mean ANYONE) can be approved for a car there? Im telling you they were always a hit or miss company (mostly miss imo).

  • @jtj1331
    @jtj1331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    As a Veteran... I couldn’t help but laugh at the Trent scenario (we usually say Jodi) but that line “He’ll wait til you’re on deployment before sending thrist traps... ” I thought to myself... yeah sounds about right

    • @12ealDealOfficial
      @12ealDealOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Crazy how long Jodi has been the name for Johnny Come Lately. Even during my Dad's time, Jodi was the name.

    • @mromatic17
      @mromatic17 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ppl in jail and prison say Jodi too

    • @mcfarofinha134
      @mcfarofinha134 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was working in a bar near yokota ab, tokyo and met a dude who was actually named jodi. The entire bar proceeded to make fun of him lol

    • @jtj1331
      @jtj1331 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mcfarofinha134 yeah I can see that

  • @davidw7531
    @davidw7531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    The Nissan Pao: The official car of showing off your new TMNT lunchbox to your friends at elementary school, but not telling them there's only a ziplock baggie of saltines with a Tupperware of peanut butter inside.

  • @gamby16a
    @gamby16a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That's the most impressively lethargic dyno pull I've ever seen. Brilliant.
    ...and Yes "Leave It" was a deep reference!!!

  • @Crazy___Ginger
    @Crazy___Ginger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    That is a cute car.

    • @Caesar00Chan
      @Caesar00Chan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      *adorable

    • @Bobby_Blob
      @Bobby_Blob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I like it but I drive a Fiat 500, so I'm probably disqualified :)

    • @lemuhnn
      @lemuhnn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ikr

    • @lemuhnn
      @lemuhnn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ikr

    • @abdielj.aponte5132
      @abdielj.aponte5132 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      PAOOOO

  • @DieselWeasel
    @DieselWeasel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "I'm selling this on Cars & Bids..." DAMMIT, DOUG! I can't get away from his ads even in other people's videos now. XP

    • @LuisRosa72
      @LuisRosa72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "THISSSSS is a 1989 Nissan Pao!"

    • @natsuko_mikan
      @natsuko_mikan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      c a r s a n d b i d s

  • @jamesslick4790
    @jamesslick4790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    "The E.C.U. is a pachinko machine...under the passenger seat". Is, and likely WILL BE the best thing I hear this week! 👍😊👍

  • @mantiqor
    @mantiqor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    RCR has a TFS Abridged reference as a starting quote. Now I can die in peace.

    • @ajvark
      @ajvark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Team Four Star Abridged

    • @steveo3947
      @steveo3947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im glad im not the only one who got that

  • @logicerrormusic
    @logicerrormusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    You know what's cuter than this? A basket full of puppies or a Nissan Figaro

    • @TheMsdos25
      @TheMsdos25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Both of which can run faster than the Pao.

    • @19ThreeLions97
      @19ThreeLions97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ZAZ 965

    • @chrisdavidson911
      @chrisdavidson911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Figaro was trying too hard

    • @yeshwantdasari2075
      @yeshwantdasari2075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fiagaro. Fuck the puppies

    • @tobywarren6151
      @tobywarren6151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A Figaro you say... you perhaps know of a certain connection channel?

  • @EtheralLarethe
    @EtheralLarethe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    If i ever see you and get the chance. You’re going to hear “Is that a Fiat!!??” In the same voice. I await this day.

  • @deathpyre42
    @deathpyre42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    4:34 Theory 4: it's the car equivalent of a cat, and it triggers the same universal cuteness instinct that pets do.

    • @Syncopia
      @Syncopia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes!

    • @patrickriarchy6054
      @patrickriarchy6054 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably

    • @ToastyMozart
      @ToastyMozart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The automotive equivalent of Toxoplasmosis.

    • @CreatureOutOfTime
      @CreatureOutOfTime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exact my thought, except not a cat but a friendly puppy

    • @deanchur
      @deanchur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Neoteny. Look at the headlight (eye) size compared to the rest of the car

  • @dan2060289
    @dan2060289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "His favorite meal is whatever someone else is buying" i'm dying

  • @Bobby_Blob
    @Bobby_Blob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    3:37 did he just complain about the attention his car gets at a gasstation while there is a literal tank just casually refuelling in the background ?
    Edit: Allright I get it, it was a joke, you can stop telling me it's not a tank.

    • @Ray_the_Jackal
      @Ray_the_Jackal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      That’s normal Pennsylvania

    • @Aperson156
      @Aperson156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I was going to call you out for misusing the word literal....but you're still right because it's a fuel truck that has a large fuel tank on the back.
      But the reaction of the guys who are driving those trucks says it all.

    • @Bobby_Blob
      @Bobby_Blob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Aperson156 excuse me, I really wouldn't consider myself good at English as it isn't my first language. But I reckon you're right:)

    • @dragonshardz
      @dragonshardz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That's not a tank. It's a HEMTT.

    • @2023-Sucked
      @2023-Sucked 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Its a HEMTT supply truck

  • @Tarkov.
    @Tarkov. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This is the type of car where you have to carry a stack of business cards like The Joker that tell people what the hell you're driving.
    "Forgive my Pao, I have a condition."

  • @wraithcadmus
    @wraithcadmus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    If I was being charitable I'd say the bros are cool with it because there's nothing to prove, they're so worlds apart that loving one doesn't diminish your love for the other. You remember how Animal Crossing NH and Doom Eternal came out the same day, and people were doing crossover memes because they were looking forward to both games? Same thing.

    • @Abel-Alvarez
      @Abel-Alvarez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you Sinistar, very cool.

    • @eightymopar
      @eightymopar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think its because both represent the extremes of completely different ends of the spectrum. Yes you can fit a pao in alot of those trucks gas tanks, but the mindset is the same. "look at me and how unique and special i am"

    • @goldenhide
      @goldenhide ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And now we're on Barbenheimmer :D

  • @Parabloop3r
    @Parabloop3r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again: you’re great at reviewing cars for non-car people. Before I spent hours on Wikipedia reading about why a straight-6 is superior to a V6, I watched your videos and gained a liking of cars.

  • @zouniidesign4968
    @zouniidesign4968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    nissan pao the occicial car of "just slap a vintage body on a lower spec k10 nissan micra and hope someone wants it"

    • @isaacmelgar9647
      @isaacmelgar9647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I WAUNT IT

    • @LouisSubearth
      @LouisSubearth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's the whole Pike Factory line in a nutshell

    • @Honeydwarf85
      @Honeydwarf85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, it works

    • @HanSolo__
      @HanSolo__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Slap it! I said slap it!

    • @Sardikar
      @Sardikar 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And they did....

  • @peterc6613
    @peterc6613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "what's the weather like in england?" Is hilarious 😂😂

  • @MechanicWolf85
    @MechanicWolf85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    That "Wow que lindo" cought me off-guard 😂

  • @YurtFerguson
    @YurtFerguson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Full respect Mr Regular. Started with that one TH-camr who bought a Figaro for his wife and ended up finding the Pao. Just can't help but love the goofy little thing.

  • @dragonshardz
    @dragonshardz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I love the HEMTT just in frame as someone questions if you're allowed to drive the Pao.

  • @hunterblansett2998
    @hunterblansett2998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "This is what happens when you put all your points into Charisma and none into Attack, Defense, and Intelligence." That line fucking got me rolling because I play d&d a lot.

  • @johnbean2596
    @johnbean2596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Ironically, this is also the same chassis shared with the rally-homologated Nissan March Super-Turbo.

    • @a2d
      @a2d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      23 Honk

    • @Foxfloop
      @Foxfloop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      RALLY PAO

  • @cluckinbell1974
    @cluckinbell1974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “Oh? You think you’re cute?”
    Pao: “I’m adorable :p”

  • @chadbaptiste4227
    @chadbaptiste4227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "It's drawing one really good panel of a comic you're never gonna finish."
    Hello police? I want to report an attack...

  • @evelynkinson5524
    @evelynkinson5524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I really frickin want this car, its just so excellent. Its retro yet modern, stylish yet simple, quirky yet simple. I'd kill for one of these things

  • @HellJumpxr
    @HellJumpxr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This car is absolutely adorable, and in a long enough timeline...

    • @Youchubeswindon
      @Youchubeswindon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LS SWAP, LS SWAP, LS SWAP
      Although a turbo Busa would probably 'actually' fit.

    • @riogrande163
      @riogrande163 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Youchubeswindon 670cc Predator swap, Harbor Freight special.

    • @Youchubeswindon
      @Youchubeswindon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@riogrande163 Lol. Also needs to be tested in the proving grounds.
      Don't forget to film your journey and narrate with a slightly overly cheery voice filled with dad jokes.

  • @JodyBruchon
    @JodyBruchon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Some men have big trucks to compensate. Some have them because they enjoy the machines. The former laugh at a car like this. The latter fall in love with it.

    • @spiv_gennedy
      @spiv_gennedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As the owner of a square-body chevy brodozer I can confirm. I love little cars. My daily is a 91 escort. Previous, vw hatchback, before that, chevy monza.

    • @JodyBruchon
      @JodyBruchon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spiv_gennedy I recently got back into a 2002 Focus ZX3 hatchback. It's so small that it can practically snake through the gaps between cars and parallel parking is a joke. It's also enough power to get out of its own way in a bad situation and the low, tiny nature of it all makes it feel like you're zooming all the time, even if you're not. Having just sold a nicer, newer SUV with almost triple the horsepower, I so vastly prefer the nimble little hatchback over the bulky box on wheels for the driving that I do daily.

    • @jacobbenns6090
      @jacobbenns6090 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got a 99 ram 1500 that's macked out for offroading and other truck stuff, I also have that a Honda civic that I drive when I dont need a truck lol

    • @JodyBruchon
      @JodyBruchon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jacobbenns6090 A little car and a decent pickup truck is the ideal combo for living independently!

  • @aughtsdrive
    @aughtsdrive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Just like Tien, this car knows, that if you try to ridicule it you've already lost

    • @DefendYoungstown
      @DefendYoungstown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Oddly enough, hearing the car start after that "Bitch, I'm adorable!" the Pao even kinda *sounds* like Vegeta.
      Short with something to prove, a bit dangerous in motion, and pleasing to the eye. Just like Bulma likes it.

    • @joelaugustin6407
      @joelaugustin6407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DefendYoungstown "dangerous in motion" you bet she likes it

    • @Grimm-Gaming
      @Grimm-Gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DefendYoungstown You will also here "Hey Vegeta are we there yet!" 20k times from nappa

    • @FunnyLariat
      @FunnyLariat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just be sure not to press the Goku button.

    • @lookatme5939
      @lookatme5939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HankScorpio64 I wasn't expecting a tfs reference here of all places

  • @jamesgizasson
    @jamesgizasson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The build quality of that interior looks more durable and ergonomic than most modern vehicles I've seen.
    I know it's not cutting edge, but it looks like it was built to last. Cute af too! :3

  • @Insertname1584
    @Insertname1584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Smol

  • @WS-gw5ms
    @WS-gw5ms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can confirm have a diesel truck and love this thing. It's like a little puff with wheels.

  • @PuyoPuyoFever
    @PuyoPuyoFever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I'm surprised Doug didn't ask if he can review your car, or maybe he's waiting to ask the new owner D:

    • @QueLaFe
      @QueLaFe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      :( lol though. I hope Doug drives it

    • @2023-Sucked
      @2023-Sucked 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      As if the isetta experience wasn’t bad enough😂

    • @MostGenericUser
      @MostGenericUser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe he did

    • @superadventure6297
      @superadventure6297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@2023-Sucked Isetta possibly the only car cuter than this. And he loved the Isetta, I'm surprised he didn't buy it

    • @2023-Sucked
      @2023-Sucked 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@superadventure6297 well, considering they go for upwards of 30 grand (i shit you not look on Hemmings) that might be why

  • @deancary6676
    @deancary6676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks for jogging my memory. I remember there were three of these four wheeled trinkets brought out by Nissan back in the day: The S-CARGO, the Figaro...and the one I could never remember - you can see why...

  • @InvictvsNox
    @InvictvsNox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Things I don't expect to do after an RCR video:
    - Checking my wallet for $10k.

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mine's missing - if you find them, lemme know!

  • @ryanmcfarland1900
    @ryanmcfarland1900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This describes my experience with dailying an Acty. There are unfortunately a virtually infinite number of people who "have never seen one of those before." It does get old having everyone want to talk to you when you are just trying to mind your own business.

    • @johnpearson492
      @johnpearson492 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't worry, I daily drive an Austin Healey Sprite, of which apparently everyone or their brother had one back in the day. Everyone thinks it's cute and wants to ask questions about it. A very similar experience just it's people reveling in their younger days or asking if it's a clown car.
      Have fun with the Acty! I've seen one on the road once, and it was in the middle of nowhere outside Clarion, PA.

    • @emjayay
      @emjayay 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Looked it up. Tiny Honda forward control pickup. Don't crash - your legs are the crumple zone.

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnpearson492 oh those are great. I used to have a neighbour with an MG Midget, which was a badge-engineered Sprite.

  • @alastairward2774
    @alastairward2774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I'd say like a car from anime but they're usually spot on with recreations of 70s hatchbacks from Europe.

    • @ToastyMozart
      @ToastyMozart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The wobbling back and forth in its lane did remind me a smidge of the cartoon mannerisms of Lupin's Fiat 500.

  • @Durmomo0
    @Durmomo0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Never in my life would I have guessed this car came from 1987-1989 just by looking at it.

  • @edison700
    @edison700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Here I thought this was gonna be a Technology Connections crossover based off the thumbnail, because I though it was a Nissan Figaro at first.

    • @RyanKlapperich
      @RyanKlapperich 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Makes me wonder, how many variants of these small retro-cute city cars did Nissan make?

    • @someonebald2022
      @someonebald2022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Figaro and Pao were based on the same platform, the Nissan March (or Micra, as it was called here) K10. There's bound to be some confusion.

    • @NandR
      @NandR 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought Aging Wheels.

    • @edison700
      @edison700 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NandR it was the aging wheels and technology connections crossover video.

    • @deanchur
      @deanchur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RyanKlapperich Four Pike cars: Pao, S-Cargo, Figaro, Be-1

  • @TheKiltedYaksman1
    @TheKiltedYaksman1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That EASILY has room for one of those kickass JDM Pioneer Carrozzeria Double DIN head units with a minidisc player.

  • @DeerKoden
    @DeerKoden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    i lol'ed at the black streak on the floor after the dyno run. "Running a bit rich" :D

  • @omegalamda3145
    @omegalamda3145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    €. Oranges
    Ya gotta admit the rear end is incredible with the 3” diameter tail lites perfectly stacked Red on the extreme outskirts of the bottom 3rd of the C pillar.. White

  • @Flargenyargen
    @Flargenyargen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    12:20 Ah, yes, the JDM experience. I live for that feeling now.

  • @ottocardonarosado
    @ottocardonarosado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hello Sir, I just wanted to say that I've never heard "Return of The Mack" until you mentioned it.
    It is a genuinely good song. Thank you so much.

  • @CarputingYT
    @CarputingYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Thank you RCR for our weekly Monday bread. Hope you have an excellent week, good sirs!

  • @cozymonk
    @cozymonk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey! I have one of those! I love it. It's like ugly and bad to drive in the best, most charming ways. Driving it is like a conversation with your funny, charismatic friend, who's clumsy and sometimes says out-of-pocket things, but is a big sweetheart deepdown.

  • @undrgrnd7358
    @undrgrnd7358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    “He’s up in marion from upper merion” these PA references are getting a bit too close to home haha

    • @charlesputt8588
      @charlesputt8588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Try living in the same town and almost instantly recognizing every scene in the video.

    • @bcubed72
      @bcubed72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@charlesputt8588
      I'm guessing Reg lives somewhere around Tamaqua...

    • @charlesputt8588
      @charlesputt8588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Look at the Cars and Bids Ad.

    • @tombstonejones9581
      @tombstonejones9581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@charlesputt8588 I instantly recognized Sheetz and the stretch of 61 by J Bertolet that is in almost every video lol

    • @natedole8276
      @natedole8276 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's so close to where I live holy fuck

  • @thestarlightalchemist7333
    @thestarlightalchemist7333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Rest in peace, the 7th official RCR car.
    The list is as follows:
    The Toyota Echo
    Silicone Sally (Honda Fit)
    Red Betty (Roman's SN95)
    The camera car Forester
    The AW11 MR2
    The Vagabond Falcon
    And, now gone, the Nissan Pao.
    What's next for RCR? Who knows.

    • @Caledon91
      @Caledon91 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He got rid of the Forester? I must have missed that news. What replaced it?

    • @stevethepocket
      @stevethepocket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel like he's reached the point where he's realized he can be a professional car flipper. Buy anything, say it belonged to a famous person (himself), resell it to the highest bidder, easy profit.

    • @thealldayspecial
      @thealldayspecial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stevethepocket Especially for something out of region, combine the factors you mention and people will nerd out over trying to get their hands on it.
      I don't blame the hustle

    • @RobCamp-rmc_0
      @RobCamp-rmc_0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Caledon91 they still have it, far as I know; and the Roman still has Red Betty, right?

    • @briansmith3011
      @briansmith3011 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And at least 3 bikes, GS500, DR650, and GS(x?)650

  • @ahuman9864
    @ahuman9864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “The Pao shares DNA with Wes Anderson and acceleration with a shy kid waiting for his crush to make the first move”
    Dammit, RCR! 🙏🏼

  • @brianingle7535
    @brianingle7535 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    kudos! your writing and delivery are absolutely fantastic!! well done friend, we'll done indeed

  • @bud9133
    @bud9133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:55 Pao might as well be sitting on a couch with B R O D O Z E R S standing behind.

  • @nigelcharlton-wright1747
    @nigelcharlton-wright1747 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Saw one of these wonderful cars at a rip-off Nissan Figaro "Expert" in Woodford, East London in England back in 2007. Yes, we know it is a Nissan Micra, the full service came to £350. He also had some female pop star's tatty Figaro painted pink for sale. And he never sent us the receipt. The Figaro itself has about as much power to pull a skin off a rice pudding.
    Love your crazy videos, we need more folk like yourself.

  • @grunkohlaktionar7474
    @grunkohlaktionar7474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Return of the mack really is a great song. My favorite. Always on #1 on my Spotify.

  • @spartan92296
    @spartan92296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a raleigh resident and a member of the alt scene here, ohhhh yeah this Pao review was on point.

  • @fluffytoaster427
    @fluffytoaster427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    7:12 gave me a flashback to the PT Cruiser review

  • @Quintal
    @Quintal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Nissan Pao: A car would appeared in the latest "Initial D" series, if someone swap the puny engine, and insert a JDM NISSAN SKYLINE GT-R R34 RB26DETT in it.

    • @madmax9009
      @madmax9009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      looks dangerous

    • @signlsirchir2156
      @signlsirchir2156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      nah sr20 something or other. that would be fun!

    • @adrianwelgemoed9562
      @adrianwelgemoed9562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@signlsirchir2156 honestly just smack a ported n/a 13B in it

    • @signlsirchir2156
      @signlsirchir2156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@adrianwelgemoed9562 Ewww I like rotaries, but that would ruin that car.

    • @Jamie070
      @Jamie070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it won't fit lol probably go's up to the steering wheel if it's in the boot

  • @danielwebster8019
    @danielwebster8019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    The bros were dreaming about LS swapping it.

    • @kiritokyra1674
      @kiritokyra1674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly

    • @kiritokyra1674
      @kiritokyra1674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That sounds...SCARY like SCARY SCARY

    • @xaenon
      @xaenon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mezzb Probably. Though if the tires get even the slightest bit of traction, that car will get twisted into a pretzel.

    • @kiritokyra1674
      @kiritokyra1674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xaenon my guess is that, only the engine swap here, the transmission missin will disintegrate and destroy it self from the mechanic torsion ball buster that is the LS

    • @brandonobaza8610
      @brandonobaza8610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I would say "LS Master Race", but this? No.
      Lads... _(dons fancy hat)_
      *Turbo Hayabusa*

  • @baxterscientific
    @baxterscientific 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Yo its Ali G driving a strange car " 😂😂😂

  • @nagylevi3827
    @nagylevi3827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Japanese simplicity, now with a bit of style and flair. What's not to love?

    • @tulsatrash
      @tulsatrash 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      HighSpeedFuelSuck.ogg

  • @SpaceMissile
    @SpaceMissile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:44 damn i never thought i comment on a turn signal switch, but _that's a mighty-fine looking turn signal switch!_

  • @tomcruz3774
    @tomcruz3774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Right when you said "FULL SEND" I got an ad for a noodle strainer, like it's specifically for noodles. I wish I could elaborate more but I can add that it's pink and it folds into a compact wedge(?)

  • @davidmurphy8236
    @davidmurphy8236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Understanding the market the car was created for and, where in the world the car was supposed to be used makes you appreciate it's design. I got to see quite a few Kei Cars and loved the idea! and loved the cars too!. You don't think they should work, but, not only do they, but, they're rumoured to be more fun than larger cars. I wish that in Canada we could get more of them.

  • @agenericaccount3935
    @agenericaccount3935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    These are the kinds of cars that cure introversion. You have no choice but to interact.

  • @VeteranRangerSwiss
    @VeteranRangerSwiss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loved seeing this car drive around Richmond. It was always so quarky and bright among the grey scale business sedans, and the grey scale massive "my husband is a politician" suvs, and over the hood of my grey scale p.o.s econobox sedan. A isolated ball of joy, like the vibrant pink of a dogwood tree amongst the brick and concrete of the street around it. I hope it finds a nice home.

  • @drakesterX
    @drakesterX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Been a while since I heard a Team Four Star Reference.
    I’m off to go drink some HeTap.

  • @ViewtifulTj
    @ViewtifulTj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Have seen several of these and I still ask the owner every time "Is this a Nissan Pao?" knowing full well that we both know it is just so the owner can proudly say, "yes it is"

  • @DeLorean4
    @DeLorean4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "What's the weather like in England?" Seriously? I drive an oddball car too, and sometimes the temptation to just give BS answers to BS questions gets very real, although I've never done it. When someone asks "Are you even allowed to drive that?" a part of me just wants to very seriously respond "No" and just drive away.

    • @hp67c
      @hp67c 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I owned a 1957 Bentley S1 for a while. I met all BS questions with BS answers. "So this car really was built in England?" "Actually, interesting fact, from about 1954 through 1959, the body frames were actually built in Dortmund, Germany, which sounds bizarre, but you have to remember that the entire Ruhr region was under control of the British military government...."

  • @rhkips
    @rhkips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:48 The Nissan Pao will grapefruit your man.

  • @Alystas
    @Alystas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Nissan Pao: When you want a Renault R4 but without back doors and a steering wheel on the wrong side of the car.
    If you want a Pao, get an R4, it's more practical, lighter, funnier to drive, can be entered in raid rallys and easier to tinker with.

    • @emjayay
      @emjayay 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good call. Never imported into the US, not that any would be left anyway.

  • @GutkowskiMarek
    @GutkowskiMarek 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The description made me remember my 1965 Trabant 601. A car that sucks but you still like it.

  • @FlameG102
    @FlameG102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    bro trucks love it for the same reason i love pictures of american landyachts in europe. The contrast is so hard that it makes you smile

  • @kevinbialkowski3694
    @kevinbialkowski3694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Did you ever drive a 4 banger ford ranger with a bed full of wet mulch?" Oh, okay... i gotchu 👌

  • @PhilTheDrill85
    @PhilTheDrill85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Now you can't pretend you're Takumi Fujiwara on a touge run without that speed chime

  • @srphtygr
    @srphtygr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how most of the video is him saying it’s not that great, underperforming, etc. and yet I still want one more than anything.

  • @matthewschneller
    @matthewschneller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Nissan pao- A girl who uses a "kawaii" aesthetic to coverup the fact that she can't have anything close to an intelligent conversation.

    • @mrblimbo1359
      @mrblimbo1359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ruthless!

    • @Maelstrom8
      @Maelstrom8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sad but true statement. I have met said gals. It's really a heartbreaking experience.

    • @RetroMotiveAdventures
      @RetroMotiveAdventures 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sheesh that's a brutal truth 😂 got em

    • @HanSolo__
      @HanSolo__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Savage!

    • @electthelambda
      @electthelambda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Maelstrom8 *after the 5th conversation about Melanie Martinez*
      "Please.... just put the maid outfit on and breathe a little bit...."

  • @oldfrend
    @oldfrend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Trent Falkenrath is what happens to that shy kid waiting for his crush to make the first move, after he grows up and compensates way way *WAAAAY* too much in the other direction.

  • @eduardostremel241
    @eduardostremel241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Portuguese word for bread is pão. That worm above the “a” turns pao in to another word. Pao is Pao and Pão is bread. Spanish and English Speakers suffer with the nasalization of the portuguese words

    • @Sepperzz
      @Sepperzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s the first word you learn on duo lingo. I was trying to learn with my Brazilian friends. The confusion I had when they all fell out laughing at me after saying Eu como pão. The developers played a great trick on us by getting us to all say “ I eat duck” to my friends. That’s hysterical.

    • @someonebald2022
      @someonebald2022 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Many English are too lazy to learn other languages, and to be honest they can barely speak coherent English. Even The Venerable Bede commented on it, and that was 1200 years ago!

    • @joaovitorstein4024
      @joaovitorstein4024 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sepperzz If it's Portuguese I can believe it is intentional.

  • @timothycoyne5874
    @timothycoyne5874 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love it! Can’t wait to see what it fetches on Cars & Bids. Good luck with the auction!

  • @TopGunAce23
    @TopGunAce23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    The official car of that guy that sits in the back cubicle, says nothing to no one, but has all the women in the office swooning over him......and he knows it.

    • @ingusmant
      @ingusmant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He's also imaginary

    • @FluffyBuzzard2TheMax
      @FluffyBuzzard2TheMax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ingusmant yes lmao this comment reads like an introvert fantasy

  • @albertadams1982
    @albertadams1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My heart melted when it hit the dyno. It was like watching a little kid say, "Look what I can do!" Totes adorbs (Thinking to myself: I was born in '82... can I even say "totes adorbs?" Yes, I can.)

  • @Ashfielder
    @Ashfielder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The noise Batman makes when beating up a struggling young man from a troubled background: *P A O*

  • @7moods194
    @7moods194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:50 this clip lives free in my head and i like it

  • @law5121
    @law5121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My next dnd character will be called TRENT FALKENRATH

    • @adammiller8133
      @adammiller8133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *cha-ching*

    • @bcubed72
      @bcubed72 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He and Detective Detective Savage ("Savage Rage") Rage ought to get along swimmingly.

  • @cirrustate8674
    @cirrustate8674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the TFS/DBZA reference at the beginning. Though this car is about as far from Vegeta as you can possibly get!