I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest TH-camr of all time. 1...2...3. Btw I have two girlfriends. Thank you for your attention, dear lukey
Actually, not for Talia. If you go to Simon's Video Page here and arrange it by popularity, you have to scroll down for a very long time before seeing a video with Talia in it. Even then it was the KSI vs Talia video. When it comes to individual collabs (not group videos) Simon's best matches view wise are in order: - JJ - Josh (surprisingly) - Ethan I mean JJ works so well that he doesn't even need to put him in the title, his face on the thumbnail is enough.
Vaginal decimator Anal fermentor wtf in a week i could perfectly spin it between all my fingers 😂 its ok some ppl need more practise and dont have that much dextirity in their hands
Love how you cut out the part where YOU wrote on my paper ‘pengers ooh he fine’ u lil snake 😂😂
Why isn’t she verified
Taliaaaa
Talia reply if you love Simon
How do they look the same so much
FOLD
“Everyone knows I’m a decoy” talia 3:30
See! Even Talia ships it lmao
3:28
Talia: everyone knows Im a decoy
Mikkel ?
Chaos what
Mikkel decoy to what
Chaos decoy to ksimon
Haha yea
Nobody:
Simon in every video involving questions about himself: IT WAS THE FIFTH METATARSAL
No point debating over folding or scrunching any use of toilet paper is rare rn
Bigcock origi
WHATDIDHESAYYYYYYY
WE GET IT. YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
Salty lmao
Mad u don’t one🖕🏻
Still entertaining though, the hell is your problem 😂😂
He's just running out of video ideas
Lol shut up
watching this with headphones. forgot how piercing talias screams are
You should tell nick to make a Channel he‘s really funny
He'd pass simon
Pretty sure he doesnt want to ride on his lil brother's success
nee gaaa yeah but he could have many subscribers without his help
6:41 what would “I””b” and “y”
who the hell doesn't fold their toilet paper, what's wrong with Talia
init
I know mate, she weird if she dont
I SCRUNCH CAUSE TO LAZY TO FOLD
I roll it
I just go in
9:50 what went wrong with that 8?😂😂
Wtf is that 8 at 9:57
I was about to ask that 😂
agreed
Where
@@ryanpalfreyman117 bottom left corner of the screen
OMG what is that
Actually love these types of videos !!!
2:36 um “swag lines” if u know u know
Folding is so better crunch duos not make sense
Now I can tell why ur profile picture and name is fallout 76
Dous
Duos DOES not make sense
@@prakashvenkatachalam5390 duos is better let him be xD
As a classy individual I do both.
*Next is Brother VS Best friend*
Can we please make a point here, who tf scrunches toilet paper😂🤷♂️🤦♂️
Ryan Edwards me tf
Innit I scrunch
I fold
Me
Scrunch af
Folding is normal
Do a Daddy Vs GF with daddy af
Should have been 2 for flinching! lol Good stuff
That 8 is the ugliest 8 I have ever seen on Nicks points...
Got an advert just before the slap and I’m uninstalling amazon right now.
cns1874 me too
Same
Omg same 😂😂
Mine was another but still
Me too
I use water when I take a poop then I dry my thing
Honestly talia has gotten so much funnier living with simon
The hat from random games with josh
I swear that’s the shirt from the LA vlog at the thrift shop 😂
Lily B Yup
fold toilet paper, its not that hard to fold lol. dont have to perfect folds
@Axel Genereux
That's why you use multiple squares. People who scrunch scratch their assholes with all the jagged edges.
Only Simon would lose to both of them twice 😂😂
Can't believe talia did go with well you are what you eat for the mild cheddar.
I -scrunch- fold *OBVIOUSLY*
I think nick was on too something nacho
Meanwhile years later they made it
2:30 squeak mode activated
9:36 im sorry but wtf is simons lock screen?
rahted
whats that?
@@hanjonezy no clue lmao
Hannah Jones do you know what the background music is called around that time
no sorry
A) I’m a folder
B) you would be vintage cheddar because you’re the best
Nah white cheese cuz he's pale
the king white cheese is boring so he couldn’t be that
Mabey wendsleydale coz he crumbles under pressure
And ooo he fine.....😂😂😂😂
4:16 im TRYING to eat!
Is it bad that i never knew simon had a brother?😂😂
@@hehehhshsshhshahahdhdhahah5841 wut?
Nah
It is a sin
Fam he has 2, that’s why he named his channel, Mini, he was the youngest, Minter, surname
Yea fake fan
That slap was very uncomfortable for dej- simon
Only real ones recognise that mini sombrero @9:40
fold
I 100% fold my toilet paper
Yo simon
5:05 I fold
KHABIB IS A BEAST🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️
Realist Haych you are a virgin
Khalil is beastier
MUM VS DAD
I smell a mom vs girlfriend challenge :P
Fangs **mum
Hi fangs I always watch vids keep it up
After that he should make a daddy VS girlfriend challenge😉😉
OMG YESS. xx
You just wanna use Simon to resurrect your dead channel getting 20k views a vid
That shirt is the best
My guy Randolph u got to much clout to be watching this man
Really
HIIIIIIII
Hi
Ayyy Randolph I agree. Hey Randolph, do you fold or scrunch
simon: talia is bad at this game
also simon: what is nicks favourite food
Jizz
True
ur fit, insta?
@@jiijii2890 freyalove.x
Timestamp?
Nick is actually a legend😂 get him in more videos
Jaaaas kan nick be in more videos
😂❤️
1 2 3 also very handsome
1 2 3 🏆should be able to come by and get some lunch
Yes
Simon’s brother low key kinda looks Jake Gyllenhaal
Justin Peisert was gonna comment this lol
Omg he does
I was about to comment that 😂
I think you got Jake Gyllenhaal confused with Ryan Goslin...
lol he actually does it’s so weird
Am I the only one who noticed that talias voice goes high when she's angry
Thats normal
hard not to notice
“WHOAATTT”
well ya..😂
yeah ur the only one who knows we all mute when talia talks
Next one: *Brother vs KSI test*
I wanted to say that
init
The weird thing is not folding or scrunching. The real problem is using only two pieces.
Yeah. If it was scrunched it would be tiny but it you fold it, the 💩 would go through the toilet paper. 2 pieces is not enough.
EXACTYLYYYYY
Don’t press so hard and it will be enough
It depends how thick the toilet paper is
@@ottothelord5755 got to clean it properly, you dirty af
Simon has 100% used the word swag to describe his shirt. Just saying, that's a Simon thing to do.
Ok buddy
He would've used sweg only ogs would know what sweg means
Prolly said "swaggy"
Nick should be in more videos, it's a shame he's only been in a couple of vids
K
hes starred in a bunch of movies
kevin beasley really????
@@alexsalari7973 yup search blade runner 2049
@@PartCart Nice joke man.
Nick is A bloody legend
I mean he’s so funny and entertaining. And he would be soooo successful as a TH-camr
He should make a yt Chanel. I would sub to him
I agree
I agree
Fresher Fredy
_YOU SHOULD LEARN HOW TO TYPE IN ENGLISH_
"Chanel" wtf 😂😂😂😂
Was thinking the same, Nick'd do brilliantly
didn’t know your brother was ryan gosling
akmaluddin geng malayu😂
putra hafiz I totally understood what u said
putra hafiz same
He's not
He's not Ryan
It was cute how much talia cared at the end
Yeah she sounded more scared than Simon
ask your brother to help you with the working out lol
Lagspiker and growing a beard
Folding
KSI VS NICK
We need that
Na na na
KSI your mum
mohit.mojito Ksi
If u remember Nick winning 10-0 in FIFA against Simon ur a real one.
Vruhhhhh
Vid link?
10:02 what is that 8
😂😂😂😂
I was thinking the same 😂
I thought the same and was looking for this comment
Same
😂😂😂😂😂
simon the type of guy to silent fart then blame it on talia
Talia seemed more comfortable around Nick than with JJ
Cause she doesn't have to feel jealous that her man could be stolen
Dj Jerry fr
Alessandro Binaggia that’s why she’s dating Simon so she can get close to jj
It's weird not to find someone who sticks their finger up their bum uncomfortable.
no one's comfortable around JJ
Why does Simons brother look more educated and famous than simon
Because he is lol
Because he is Ryan Gosling :D
Now Nick and KSI battle for the true champion. (Let’s hope it’s not a draw)
Y SO SIRIUS scrolling threw the comments and sees this spoiler alert
Lmao
Well ksi said can't lose so he ain't gonna win either
no ali no
Put your brother in more of your videos
Do brother v best friend (ksi) challenge.....
yh do that
Lets play a game
Make the likes even if ur a folder
Make them odd if ur a scruncher
Let’s see who wins
Alex Ing folder
lol no
But ima di it anyway e-e
Dislike for bidet and towel
What if someone was none? Because I actually heard some people use water instead of toilet paper.
Make more videos with you brother he is funny!
Simon the type of guy to run back to his bed on his tip toes after turning off the lights
I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest TH-camr of all time. 1...2...3. Btw I have two girlfriends. Thank you for your attention, dear lukey
I’m that guy
If you dont run youre a suicidal psychopath you must fear darkness or it will consume you
The size difference between Nick and Simon is unreal 😂
Heather Alexander simon is a breadstick
@@NotPranav 5"7
Lol same with me and my brother Im 5"11 and he is 6"3
@@JS-yj2ry that's not that much of a difference compared to 5'7 and 6'2
Heather Alexander adoption hurts
Next one: *Brother vs KSI test*
Brother vs boyfriend
@@natewills6212 I looked at it then scrolled then it clocked me what you just said
Who thinks nick should make a TH-cam channel
Can you and the sidemen do more real life hide and seeks?
ye
A Ali cheers mate x
Omg yes do that
2:34 anyone else burst their eardrums?
I swear I could beat Talia at this game.
I mean you are the A.G.O.A.T. absolute greatest of all time so I think you would get all the points 😉
Same
Totaly the same😂😂
anyone could. it is not a big achievement
We all know what's next. JJ vs Nick. Make it happen.
Flemster nah cuz girlfriend in the title gets views
Conor Nealon so does JJ
Actually, not for Talia. If you go to Simon's Video Page here and arrange it by popularity, you have to scroll down for a very long time before seeing a video with Talia in it. Even then it was the KSI vs Talia video.
When it comes to individual collabs (not group videos) Simon's best matches view wise are in order:
- JJ
- Josh (surprisingly)
- Ethan
I mean JJ works so well that he doesn't even need to put him in the title, his face on the thumbnail is enough.
Flemster Winner gets to slap😂
Flemster prick that’s what I was going to say 😂😂😂
Nick should make a TH-cam channel
Jackaboii Xx why
@@92subi92 because
3:31 everyone knows im a decoy OMFG
8:55 ooh that was smooth nick
Look at that pen spin at 3:45 by nick god dam 😂
Wow
just practise for 10 min and u get it its very easy
Dam that was a world record
@@jomo148 took me a few months lmao
Vaginal decimator Anal fermentor wtf in a week i could perfectly spin it between all my fingers 😂
its ok some ppl need more practise and dont have that much dextirity in their hands
Isn’t it obvious that a better video would be ksi vs his brother? Why did no one suggest this to him
Lzaer Light cause girls always want attention
Girlfriend = views
@@GeordieGamingHQ With KSI this video would get even more views imo
@@Blitzer00979 Lmao true
@@Blitzer00979 yea simon's brother vs ksi. That'll get so many views
I’m pretty sure everyone would want to see Nick make TH-cam videos.
My granny’s been looking for her shirt
Hoodie ?
Simon -how do I bully talia
Nick -brother vs girlfriend
Simon -yes
I got slapped in the face by that ad you threw before the slap
Taurus Eartherdos same mine was some thermostat ad
Same mine was a Tiktok ad
Hw_Gamezz google for me
Mine was that shitty youtube music ad
Taurus Eartherdos same
Damn, Simon's brother looks more famous than him. His brother is literally the next David Beckham
More of jake gyllenhaal
WTF
of course I get an ad right before the slap 😂
You should do more vids with your brother. That would be nice!
He's done a Q&A way before with him, so if you haven't seen that, watch it in the meantime.
Yea, 100%
He’s wearing that awful shirt he got in the thrift shop in America 😂😭
Honestly I think it's hard
its *S W A G*
that shirt is sick and it looks good on him
Yeah 😂
What do you mean it's sexy
Stop flexing the fact I’m single on me.
I’m genuinely gonna die a virgin
Same bro...
Same brother
we all in this together
Same😭😭🤦♂️
We all on the same path💔
Simon you do always do that with your clothes tho 😂 “heh swag”
Arsenal:-)
the king arsenal 😍
Whoever scrunches is a creep
gary louk init
I agree
Fold
Thank you I know I am a creep😂
gary louk exactly
When Simon said his brother makes it easy to choose him, it was kinda really cute.
Anymore episodes of this and his Gf will probably dump him
Another feeling
I felt that
You mean he`ll dump her
Plot twist : That slap was personal and simon could never forget it till this day
Fold. With skill and precision you can get a minimum of three clean wipes with a three sheet fold
Well said my brother.
😂
😂❤️so true bro
Simon's brother is daddy asf
Wtf
simons brother is rlly attractive wow