Normal Vegetables vs. Potatoes

[@SchwererGustavThe800mm]

You could plant potatoes IN GRAVEL and these bastards will STILL grow 😂

[@SeanFernandez-hy3mk]

I will now put in my will to be buried with potatoes in my coffen

[@AverageWarCrimeEnjoyer]

Potatoes are literally immortal eldritch beings, you could literally toss a few in the field and by the end of summer get yourself a few buckets of em

[@liliya_aseeva]

Not if it's too much acidity and too few water in the soil. They come out extra-small and dry, almost mummified.

[@cogs_and_gears]

@@liliya_aseeva🤓radar gif

[@koathekid8255]

@@liliya_aseevathat just means they aren’t optimal not that they’re dead

[@theshadowcaverns]

how to summon a demon:
step 1: get potatoes from your local market
step 2: wait
step 3: now you have a demon because your potatoes sprouted thousands of tendrils

[@Zayn.The.Toaster.Person]

Soil is optional, don’t worry.

[@airarret763]

I have a bag of potatoes in my basement, and they're now growling at me and also grew into the CONCRETE FLOOR!!!

[@EoradVonHaden]

They will also excrete a funny gas that is not good to humans 🤭

[@chaosenforcerdhm969]

Most plants can grow into concrete with the right conditions

[@CrimsonDovaKin]

Is now a good time to say my favorite vegetable is, potatoes.

[@EternalStarMedia]

Ok, potatoes are eldritch beast... good to know also hi bobcat

[@gbradley3547]

Hey Bobcat! Excellent meme reading! Gianni Matragrano would be proud! Those potatoes do not tolerate veggie abuse; they always keep their eyes on me. *insert trombone sound* If this is going to be a recurring series, I’m all for it! Hope all is well with you! And thanks for the content!

[@miguelmata6883]

That's how Russians survive every winter 😂

[@Aiden492]

HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?

[@Volcano22207]

If you leave out a raw (unprocessed) potato they just do this

[@Fokusnuss]

how the hell does this happen and how can i do it myself?

[@dusancupic5956]

just keep it somewhere outside and wait

[@Fokusnuss]

@@dusancupic5956 thanks :)

[@dementionalpotato]

🥔 + ⏰

[@ChronDoc024]

get a potato
add water onto the potato
put it literally ANYWHERE exposed to light
give it a week-month
you now have a potato plant

[@silly_billy-e1i]

@@ChronDoc024 don't do what he said exposing potatoes to light makes them turn green and release a poisonous gas

[@zac12396]

question... how the fuck do they do that text

[@DylanTheGreatestOfAllTime]

Zalgo copy and paste