9:22 is the moment polygon donut is the room that reminds him of the countless manslaughters during the great donut war against bagels knowing he had the power to end the entire war with one trick only for him to suffer through the memories of the loss as his big sacrifice
you probably dont care but if you are stoned like me during the covid times then you can stream pretty much all the latest movies on instaflixxer. I've been streaming with my girlfriend for the last couple of weeks :)
Here's my interpretation of this: All of the members except pongon are creatures from a planet 2 billion miles away from ours, eager to see all of New Polynomers City.
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also yoy means (YOY) is a method of evaluating two or more measured events to compare the results at one period with those of a comparable period on an annualized basis. YOY comparisons are a popular and effective way to evaluate the financial performance of a company
SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush) Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go after the ogre. NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME MAN1 Think it's in there? MAN2 All right. Let's get it! MAN1 Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? MAN3 Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread. Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs. SHREK Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. MEN No! SHREK They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast. MAN1 Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! (waves the torch at Shrek.) Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the men are in the dark. SHREK This is the part where you run away. (The men scramble to get away. He laughs.) And stay out! (looks down and picks up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and throws the paper over his shoulder.)
THE NEXT DAY There is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three little pigs. GUARD All right. This one's full. Take it away! Move it along. Come on! Get up!
HEAD GUARD Next! GUARD (taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Your flying days are over. (breaks the broom in half)
HEAD GUARD That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next! GUARD Get up! Come on! HEAD GUARD Twenty pieces. LITTLE BEAR (crying) This cage is too small. DONKEY Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance! OLD WOMAN Oh, shut up. (jerks his rope) DONKEY Oh! HEAD GUARD Next! What have you got? GIPETTO This little wooden puppet. PINOCCHIO I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his nose grows) HEAD GUARD Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. PINOCCHIO Father, please! Don't let them do this! Help me! Gipetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up to the table. HEAD GUARD Next! What have you got? OLD WOMAN Well, I've got a talking donkey. HEAD GUARD Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. OLD WOMAN Oh, go ahead, little fella. Donkey just looks up at her. HEAD GUARD Well? OLD WOMAN Oh, oh, he's just...he's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt... HEAD GUARD That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!
OLD WOMAN No, no, he talks! He does. (pretends to be Donkey) I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw. HEAD GUARD Get her out of my sight. OLD WOMAN No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk! The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and he's able to fly. DONKEY Hey! I can fly! PETER PAN He can fly! 3 LITTLE PIGS He can fly! HEAD GUARD He can talk! DONKEY Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! (the pixie dust begins to wear off) Uh-oh. (he begins to sink to the ground.) He hits the ground with a thud. HEAD GUARD Seize him! (Donkey takes of running.) After him!
GUARDS He's getting away! Get him! This way! Turn! Donkey keeps running and he eventually runs into Shrek. Literally. Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him. Donkey looks scared for a moment then he spots the guards coming up the path. He quickly hides behind Shrek. HEAD GUARD You there. Ogre! SHREK Aye? HEAD GUARD By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both under arrest and transport you to a designated resettlement facility.
SHREK Oh, really? You and what army? He looks behind the guard and the guard turns to look as well and we see that the other men have run off. The guard tucks tail and runs off. Shrek laughs and goes back about his business and begins walking back to his cottage. DONKEY Can I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. Incredible! SHREK Are you talkin' to...(he turns around and Donkey is gone) me? (he turns back around and Donkey is right in front of him.) Whoa! DONKEY Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great back here? Those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that. SHREK Oh, that's great. Really. DONKEY Man, it's good to be free. SHREK Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm?
DONKEY But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're mean, green, fightin' machine. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us. Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before roaring very loudly. DONKEY Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause you breath stinks! You almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time...(Shrek covers his mouth but Donkey continues to talk, so Shrek removes his hand.) ...then I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases leaking out of my butt that day. SHREK Why are you following me? DONKEY I'll tell you why. (singing) 'Cause I'm all alone, There's no one here beside me, My problems have all gone, There's no one to deride me, But you gotta have faith... SHREK Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't have any friends. DONKEY Wow. Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest. SHREK Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I? DONKEY (looks all the way up at Shrek) Uh ...really tall? SHREK No! I'm an ogre! You know. "Grab your torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that bother you? DONKEY Nope. SHREK Really? DONKEY Really, really. SHREK Oh. DONKEY Man, I like you. What's you name? SHREK Uh, Shrek. DONKEY Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me thing. I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right. (They come over a hill and you can see Shrek's cottage.) Whoa! Look at that. Who'd want to live in place like that? SHREK That would be my home. DONKEY Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful. You know you are quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. I guess you don't entertain much, do you? SHREK I like my privacy. DONKEY You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common. Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. You've trying to give them a hint, and they won't leave. There's that awkward silence. (awkward silence) Can I stay with you?
SHREK Uh, what? DONKEY Can I stay with you, please? SHREK (sarcastically) Of course! DONKEY Really? SHREK No. DONKEY Please! I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. (pause while he looks at Shrek) Well, maybe you do. But that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay! Please! Please!
SHREK Okay! Okay! But one night only. DONKEY Ah! Thank you! (he runs inside the cottage)
SHREK What are you...? (Donkey hops up onto a chair.) No! No!
DONKEY This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin' I'm makin' waffles. SHREK Oh! DONKEY Where do, uh, I sleep? SHREK (irritated) Outside! DONKEY Oh, well, I guess that's cool. I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me, so I guess outside is best, you know. Here I go. Good night. (Shrek slams the door.) (sigh) I mean, I do like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was born outside. I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know. By myself, outside. I'm all alone...there's no one here beside me... SHREK'S COTTAGE - NIGHT Shrek is getting ready for dinner. He sits himself down and lights a candle made out of earwax. He begins to eat when he hears a noise. He stands up with a huff. SHREK (to Donkey) I thought I told you to stay outside. DONKEY (from the window) I am outside. There is another noise and Shrek turns to find the person that made the noise. He sees several shadows moving. He finally turns and spots 3 blind mice on his table. BLIND MOUSE1 Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have?
BLIND MOUSE2 It's not home, but it'll do just fine.
GORDO (bouncing on a slug) What a lovely bed.
SHREK Got ya. (Grabs a mouse, but it escapes and lands on his shoulder.) GORDO I found some cheese. (bites Shrek's ear) SHREK Ow! GORDO Blah! Awful stuff. BLIND MOUSE1 Is that you, Gordo? GORDO How did you know? SHREK Enough! (he grabs the 3 mice) What are you doing in my house? (He gets bumped from behind and he drops the mice.) Hey! (he turns and sees the Seven Dwarves with Snow White on the table.) Oh, no, no, no. Dead broad off the table.
DWARF Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken. SHREK Huh? Shrek marches over to the bedroom and throws back the curtain. The Big Bad Wolf is sitting in the bed. The wolf just looks at him. BIG BAD WOLF What? TIME LAPSE Shrek now has the Big Bad Wolf by the collar and is dragging him to the front door. SHREK I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying ogre! What do I have to do get a little privacy? (He opens the front door to throw the Wolf out and he sees that all the collected Fairy Tale Creatures are on his land.) Oh, no. No! No! The 3 bears sit around the fire, the pied piper is playing his pipe and the rats are all running to him, some elves are directing flight traffic so that the fairies and witches can land...etc.
SHREK What are you doing in my swamp? (this echoes and everyone falls silent.)
Gasps are heard all around. The 3 good fairies hide inside a tent. SHREK All right, get out of here. All of you, move it! Come on! Let's go! Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey! Quickly. Come on! (more dwarves run inside the house) No, no! No, no. Not there. Not there. (they shut the door on him) Oh! (turns to look at Donkey) DONKEY Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invite them. PINOCCHIO Oh, gosh, no one invited us. SHREK What? PINOCCHIO We were forced to come here. SHREK (flabbergasted) By who? LITTLE PIG Lord Farquaad. He huffed and he puffed and he...signed an eviction notice.
SHREK (heavy sigh) All right. Who knows where this Farquaad guy is? Everyone looks around at each other but no one answers. DONKEY Oh, I do. I know where he is. SHREK Does anyone else know where to find him? Anyone at all? DONKEY Me! Me! SHREK Anyone? DONKEY Oh! Oh, pick me! Oh, I know! I know! Me, me! SHREK (sigh) Okay, fine. Attention, all fairy tale things. Do not get comfortable. Your welcome is officially worn out. In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now and get you all off my land and back where you came from! (Pause. Then the crowd goes wild.) Oh! (to Donkey) You! You're comin' with me. DONKEY All right, that's what I like to hear, man. Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure. I love it!
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hey man,happy birthday and congrats on completeing this server! i sorry i didnt join, but i hope you life goes well! also when is next dont braik chain vid i sad D:::::
ngl This is the most epic discord server ive seen
polungo n donute
polungo n donute
polungo n donute
chain. broken.
The Polish Cow has no power here.
This is so cursed but also perfectly embodies the energy of this server
9:22 is the moment polygon donut is the room that reminds him of the countless manslaughters during the great donut war against bagels knowing he had the power to end the entire war with one trick only for him to suffer through the memories of the loss as his big sacrifice
thank you homie
@@PolygonDonut
where did you hide the shotgun i know it is in the world somewhere
u can tell that he's internally saying u wernt meant to find this now
okay, whoever had an ENA model i respect them
dont forget the guy who used a madness combat model
@@BodyTheIdot yep
funky piccaso art
@@cinguloapathy mhm
Everyone is talking about these skins but nobody is talking about the roblox guest model
Fun Fact:
You:
• Can be anything you want in VRChat
• *Don't need VR gear to play VRChat*
wait really?
@@Idofunniesforiamtheclown Yes. you can play with keyboard and mouse controls.
@@BoxBoy-kh3iy WHERE DO I DOWNLOAD IT?!!?!??!??!!!??!?!?!?!?!?!!!!?!!?
FOUND IT
it's steam right?
this map is so cursed, i love it!
I want this to be a real place. If it was I would pay $822762 just to fly there. Who relates
Me
Me
not me i would pay $822763 to go there
m e. but its not $822762. ITS ALL MY MONEY
@@springerplayz29 lol
*"PONGON DID I CATCH YOU BEING SUS IN ELECTRICAL?!?!?!?"* Is the best thing I've heard in my entire life
THANK U SUSSY
you probably dont care but if you are stoned like me during the covid times then you can stream pretty much all the latest movies on instaflixxer. I've been streaming with my girlfriend for the last couple of weeks :)
@Tommy Gerald definitely, been using instaflixxer for years myself =)
@Tommy Gerald Yea, I have been using InstaFlixxer for months myself =)
@Tommy Gerald yea, have been using instaflixxer for since december myself =)
Looks awesome! It’s filled with so many refferences! I would love to join, but my pc is literally a potato. Hopefully i’ll get a oculus soon.
I'm in this video! :O 6:16
I also made the welcome graphic at 7:42 and the "Don't break the chain" image at 8:23
Thank you pongon! :^)
Cool
I'm also in the video!
Alleyway of ... at 9:12 ish
2:20 ayy thats my kiddie coaster in the back :)
this looks like a fever dream
Here's my interpretation of this:
All of the members except pongon are creatures from a planet 2 billion miles away from ours, eager to see all of New Polynomers City.
Fun fact: The back alleyes are filled with secrets and fake walls
Everybody gangsta till me and the boys spend 24 hours at the chain-chomp memorial.
i would
0:59 SENKO BREAAAD LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
Everyone: _Having fun and exploring the world_
Polygon: *Lets jump off of this edge.*
Its the funny man
Rejoice
Bababooey
Bababooey
Bababooey
This is actually the kind of map that I wish there were more of in VRChat.
This hurts my eyes so much, thank you
Im glad i dont have vr, but this turned out pretty good for a map with memes slapped on the texture
Yes
parc 1: phantom chain
parc 2: cowing tendency
parc 3: Christmas crusader
parc 4: antidot is unstoppable
parc 5: payback storm
🅸🆂 🆃🅷🅰🆃 🅰 🅹🅾🅹🅾 🆁🅴🅵🅴🆁🅴🅽🅲🅴
phantom chain: #dont-break-the-chain
cowing tendency: #dont-break-the-chain
Christmas crusader: #the-chistmas-tree
antidot is unstoppable #dotdotdot
payback storm #dotdotdot
this is the city my nightmares take place in
true
the chaos in the video is obsurd
dreams*
Nightmares*
Dream*
8:22 my graffiti made it in :DD
Wowe congrats
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same
When pongon was kissing bingus I saw dancing cow
At 8:46
watching this entire(well almost) playlist has left me feeling like i finished an entire anime series. It's just THAT good!
I tried the map and it is now my ultimate hangout spot
also yoy means (YOY) is a method of evaluating two or more measured events to compare the results at one period with those of a comparable period on an annualized basis. YOY comparisons are a popular and effective way to evaluate the financial performance of a company
i like the city
sad that my computer is a potato so i can't explore it
also thanks for showing my terrible art again :)
Perfect amount of chaos I love to see from polygon’s community
Alternate Title : * Pongo Heaven*
polygon donut is so underrated
I agree
Agreed.
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I can't wait to have the vrchat server flooded again :goodjob:
SomeoneYouDontKnow reacted with :goodjob:
The fact that an image/game I made out of boredom was put into a vrchat world
0:31 mine is there lets gooo
6:44 its there again epic
SHREK
Once upon a time there was a lovely
princess. But she had an enchantment
upon her of a fearful sort which could
only be broken by love's first kiss.
She was locked away in a castle guarded
by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
Many brave knights had attempted to
free her from this dreadful prison,
but non prevailed. She waited in the
dragon's keep in the highest room of
the tallest tower for her true love
and true love's first kiss. (laughs)
Like that's ever gonna happen. What
a load of - (toilet flush)
Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his
day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go
after the ogre.
NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME
MAN1
Think it's in there?
MAN2
All right. Let's get it!
MAN1
Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that
thing can do to you?
MAN3
Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's
bread.
Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.
SHREK
Yes, well, actually, that would be a
giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse.
They'll make a suit from your freshly
peeled skin.
MEN
No!
SHREK
They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the
jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's
quite good on toast.
MAN1
Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
(waves the torch at Shrek.)
Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The
men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long
and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the
men are in the dark.
SHREK
This is the part where you run away.
(The men scramble to get away. He laughs.)
And stay out! (looks down and picks
up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted.
Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and
throws the paper over his shoulder.)
THE NEXT DAY
There is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard
sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures
to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line
are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto
who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three
little pigs.
GUARD
All right. This one's full. Take it
away! Move it along. Come on! Get up!
HEAD GUARD
Next!
GUARD
(taking the witch's broom) Give me that!
Your flying days are over. (breaks the
broom in half)
HEAD GUARD
That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch.
Next!
GUARD
Get up! Come on!
HEAD GUARD
Twenty pieces.
LITTLE BEAR
(crying) This cage is too small.
DONKEY
Please, don't turn me in. I'll never
be stubborn again. I can change. Please!
Give me another chance!
OLD WOMAN
Oh, shut up. (jerks his rope)
DONKEY
Oh!
HEAD GUARD
Next! What have you got?
GIPETTO
This little wooden puppet.
PINOCCHIO
I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his
nose grows)
HEAD GUARD
Five shillings for the possessed toy.
Take it away.
PINOCCHIO
Father, please! Don't let them do this!
Help me!
Gipetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up
to the table.
HEAD GUARD
Next! What have you got?
OLD WOMAN
Well, I've got a talking donkey.
HEAD GUARD
Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings,
if you can prove it.
OLD WOMAN
Oh, go ahead, little fella.
Donkey just looks up at her.
HEAD GUARD
Well?
OLD WOMAN
Oh, oh, he's just...he's just a little
nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox.
Talk, you boneheaded dolt...
HEAD GUARD
That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!
OLD WOMAN
No, no, he talks! He does. (pretends
to be Donkey) I can talk. I love to
talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing
you ever saw.
HEAD GUARD
Get her out of my sight.
OLD WOMAN
No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!
The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One
of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's
hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled
with fairy dust and he's able to fly.
DONKEY
Hey! I can fly!
PETER PAN
He can fly!
3 LITTLE PIGS
He can fly!
HEAD GUARD
He can talk!
DONKEY
Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm
a flying, talking donkey. You might
have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly
but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey
fly. Ha, ha! (the pixie dust begins
to wear off) Uh-oh. (he begins to sink
to the ground.)
He hits the ground with a thud.
HEAD GUARD
Seize him! (Donkey takes of running.)
After him!
GUARDS
He's getting away! Get him! This way!
Turn!
Donkey keeps running and he eventually runs into Shrek. Literally.
Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him. Donkey looks scared
for a moment then he spots the guards coming up the path. He
quickly hides behind Shrek.
HEAD GUARD
You there. Ogre!
SHREK
Aye?
HEAD GUARD
By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized
to place you both under arrest and transport
you to a designated resettlement facility.
SHREK
Oh, really? You and what army?
He looks behind the guard and the guard turns to look as well
and we see that the other men have run off. The guard tucks tail
and runs off. Shrek laughs and goes back about his business and
begins walking back to his cottage.
DONKEY
Can I say something to you? Listen,
you was really, really, really somethin'
back here. Incredible!
SHREK
Are you talkin' to...(he turns around
and Donkey is gone) me? (he turns back
around and Donkey is right in front
of him.) Whoa!
DONKEY
Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell
you that you that you was great back
here? Those guards! They thought they
was all of that. Then you showed up,
and bam! They was trippin' over themselves
like babes in the woods. That really
made me feel good to see that.
SHREK
Oh, that's great. Really.
DONKEY
Man, it's good to be free.
SHREK
Now, why don't you go celebrate your
freedom with your own friends? Hmm?
DONKEY
But, uh, I don't have any friends. And
I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey,
wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll
stick with you. You're mean, green,
fightin' machine. Together we'll scare
the spit out of anybody that crosses
us.
Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before roaring very
loudly.
DONKEY
Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you
don't mind me sayin', if that don't
work, your breath certainly will get
the job done, 'cause you definitely
need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause
you breath stinks! You almost burned
the hair outta my nose, just like the
time...(Shrek covers his mouth but Donkey
continues to talk, so Shrek removes
his hand.) ...then I ate some rotten
berries. I had strong gases leaking
out of my butt that day.
SHREK
Why are you following me?
DONKEY
I'll tell you why. (singing) 'Cause
I'm all alone, There's no one here beside
me, My problems have all gone, There's
no one to deride me, But you gotta have
faith...
SHREK
Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't
have any friends.
DONKEY
Wow. Only a true friend would be that
cruelly honest.
SHREK
Listen, little donkey. Take a look at
me. What am I?
DONKEY
(looks all the way up at Shrek) Uh ...really
tall?
SHREK
No! I'm an ogre! You know. "Grab your
torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that
bother you?
DONKEY
Nope.
SHREK
Really?
DONKEY
Really, really.
SHREK
Oh.
DONKEY
Man, I like you. What's you name?
SHREK
Uh, Shrek.
DONKEY
Shrek? Well, you know what I like about
you, Shrek? You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me
thing. I like that. I respect that,
Shrek. You all right. (They come over
a hill and you can see Shrek's cottage.)
Whoa! Look at that. Who'd want to live
in place like that?
SHREK
That would be my home.
DONKEY
Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful.
You know you are quite a decorator.
It's amazing what you've done with such
a modest budget. I like that boulder.
That is a nice boulder. I guess you
don't entertain much, do you?
SHREK
I like my privacy.
DONKEY
You know, I do too. That's another thing
we have in common. Like I hate it when
you got somebody in your face. You've
trying to give them a hint, and they
won't leave. There's that awkward silence.
(awkward silence) Can I stay with you?
SHREK
Uh, what?
DONKEY
Can I stay with you, please?
SHREK
(sarcastically) Of course!
DONKEY
Really?
SHREK
No.
DONKEY
Please! I don't wanna go back there!
You don't know what it's like to be
considered a freak. (pause while he
looks at Shrek) Well, maybe you do.
But that's why we gotta stick together.
You gotta let me stay! Please! Please!
SHREK
Okay! Okay! But one night only.
DONKEY
Ah! Thank you! (he runs inside the cottage)
SHREK
What are you...? (Donkey hops up onto
a chair.) No! No!
DONKEY
This is gonna be fun! We can stay up
late, swappin' manly stories, and in
the mornin' I'm makin' waffles.
SHREK
Oh!
DONKEY
Where do, uh, I sleep?
SHREK
(irritated) Outside!
DONKEY
Oh, well, I guess that's cool. I mean,
I don't know you, and you don't know
me, so I guess outside is best, you
know. Here I go. Good night. (Shrek
slams the door.) (sigh) I mean, I do
like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was
born outside. I'll just be sitting by
myself outside, I guess, you know. By
myself, outside. I'm all alone...there's
no one here beside me...
SHREK'S COTTAGE - NIGHT
Shrek is getting ready for dinner. He sits himself down and lights
a candle made out of earwax. He begins to eat when he hears a
noise. He stands up with a huff.
SHREK
(to Donkey) I thought I told you to
stay outside.
DONKEY
(from the window) I am outside.
There is another noise and Shrek turns to find the person that
made the noise. He sees several shadows moving. He finally turns
and spots 3 blind mice on his table.
BLIND MOUSE1
Well, gents, it's a far cry from the
farm, but what choice do we have?
BLIND MOUSE2
It's not home, but it'll do just fine.
GORDO
(bouncing on a slug) What a lovely bed.
SHREK
Got ya. (Grabs a mouse, but it escapes
and lands on his shoulder.)
GORDO
I found some cheese. (bites Shrek's
ear)
SHREK
Ow!
GORDO
Blah! Awful stuff.
BLIND MOUSE1
Is that you, Gordo?
GORDO
How did you know?
SHREK
Enough! (he grabs the 3 mice) What are
you doing in my house? (He gets bumped
from behind and he drops the mice.)
Hey! (he turns and sees the Seven Dwarves
with Snow White on the table.) Oh, no,
no, no. Dead broad off the table.
DWARF
Where are we supposed to put her? The
bed's taken.
SHREK
Huh?
Shrek marches over to the bedroom and throws back the curtain.
The Big Bad Wolf is sitting in the bed. The wolf just looks at
him.
BIG BAD WOLF
What?
TIME LAPSE
Shrek now has the Big Bad Wolf by the collar and is dragging
him to the front door.
SHREK
I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm
a terrifying ogre! What do I have to
do get a little privacy? (He opens the
front door to throw the Wolf out and
he sees that all the collected Fairy
Tale Creatures are on his land.) Oh,
no. No! No!
The 3 bears sit around the fire, the pied piper is playing his
pipe and the rats are all running to him, some elves are directing
flight traffic so that the fairies and witches can land...etc.
SHREK
What are you doing in my swamp? (this
echoes and everyone falls silent.)
Gasps are heard all around. The 3 good fairies hide inside a
tent.
SHREK
All right, get out of here. All of you,
move it! Come on! Let's go! Hapaya!
Hapaya! Hey! Quickly. Come on! (more
dwarves run inside the house) No, no!
No, no. Not there. Not there. (they
shut the door on him) Oh! (turns to
look at Donkey)
DONKEY
Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invite
them.
PINOCCHIO
Oh, gosh, no one invited us.
SHREK
What?
PINOCCHIO
We were forced to come here.
SHREK
(flabbergasted) By who?
LITTLE PIG
Lord Farquaad. He huffed and he puffed
and he...signed an eviction notice.
SHREK
(heavy sigh) All right. Who knows where
this Farquaad guy is?
Everyone looks around at each other but no one answers.
DONKEY
Oh, I do. I know where he is.
SHREK
Does anyone else know where to find
him? Anyone at all?
DONKEY
Me! Me!
SHREK
Anyone?
DONKEY
Oh! Oh, pick me! Oh, I know! I know!
Me, me!
SHREK
(sigh) Okay, fine. Attention, all fairy
tale things. Do not get comfortable.
Your welcome is officially worn out.
In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad
right now and get you all off my land
and back where you came from! (Pause.
Then the crowd goes wild.) Oh! (to Donkey)
You! You're comin' with me.
DONKEY
All right, that's what I like to hear,
man. Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart
friends, off on a whirlwind big-city
adventure. I love it!
I give up
why did you do this to yourself
is it to appear on "my comment section in a nutshell"
Such a fun community.
IM THE ENA IN THIS VIDEO POG!!!! THANK YOU PONGON FOR INCLUDING ME
thank you for the exclusive pongong intervieww
@@PolygonDonut you are welcome! your response will be released to The New Polynomers City Times
I saw someone as whitty and I respect them so much rn
why?
@@vloneskii0 he has sarv pfp
stfu
bit late but my hopital is in the video! (5:06)
thanks ponanagon the bananagon
poggers
*time to put my tricky soundboard to use and absolutely destroy people’s ears*
Hi polungo n donute
*madness and improbable outset both start playing at the same time:
@@AbsnormalCoolest Tricky isn't from the FNF mod. He's from Madness Combat created by Krinkels.
@@notinuse.gototheclankaexte1288 i know but FNF is probably where he got the sounds from.
AH O A O I A E I I
i like the use of mariokart DS music very nice video
I’ve already found the highest point in the map!
9:19 This marked the start of…….
**THE SHATTERED ARC**
i thought it was like 3d but either way nice work this is so underrated
time to YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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1:08 ITS ME AGAIN!!!!!!!!! (The poster thing with the black brick background)
the city i've always wanted to visit but when i finally do it's hell on earth
hai polugon donute
I love this map
Y'all renember the "Imagine a place" discord trailer where it seemed like discord was a vr game, we got that.
hmm let me applaud this video by donating vast sums of money
Ayo what about music? It can't be a city without nice background music from the community!
Anyways, pretty pog. Almost yoy if I do tax evade myself.
Wish i wouldnt have been lazy when this was happening...
*Same*
hey man,happy birthday and congrats on completeing this server! i sorry i didnt join, but i hope you life goes well! also when is next dont braik chain vid i sad D:::::
the next dont break the chain videos are being worked on!!! (there are two in the making hehe)
@@PolygonDonut LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The secret chain chomper is so easy to find
woah, this is yoy! ALSO 0:34 (bingus) IS MINE, THX POLYGO N DONUTE!!!!!!111!1!
amd 0:47 with my poster shop!
and 0:48 with my donut shop
and my gym after
4:17 poster shop in vr
4:19 donut shop in vr
thank you pogone for making it work on quest
4:21 THERE I AM GARY THERE I AM (I'm the one with the mini whitty and guest model)
I did not expect my old pfp to appear here, but i am shocked that it did at 8:59
why is people commenting that this is a metajuices moment
Metajuices moment
metajuices moment
metajuices momento
oh no not you too
hey, im there! qrchat! the black among us character!
sus
@@PolygonDonut sus
sus
Sus
update 1 year later: i am no longer sus, i am a leafeon from pokemon turned into a small human due to my very bad height problems
This is art.
Looks like some kids lego building that doesn't even sort the colors. Gaved me Epilepsy! 10/10 would try again
8:26 put at max volume to hear SECRET MESSAGE 🌯🌯🌯🌯
imagine being stuck there forever
i'd like it
honestly it looks fun
YO THE SHATTERED ARC
"This is the chain chomper memorial. KISS THE CHAIN CHOMPER!!"
this aged poorly
You wanna know what else aged poorly?
VrChat :'(
My submission is in!
(Mine is the makesweet welcome sign)
I’m not too proud to be a part of this discord server
i am tho
this is the most epic event in the new polyomers city
THIS IS SO CURSED
i love it.
AMOGUS
OH MY GOD AMONG US
ÆMŒÑGŪŠ
ABSOLUTE MADLAD
I kissed polygon donut :) 💜💜💜🥰🥰🥰
ship!11!!111! canon!!1!1!!
Amazing.
4 views, 7 likes, 4 comments and no comments showing. How drunk is TH-cam today.
Everybody knows that already you're just annoying everbody with this comment
7:57 Yay my arcade game :D (Chain Chomper: The Game)
bro this is literally me after i
so true
#relatable
same.,
#relatabe
Same
now turn it into a Garry’s Mod map and a Minecraft map
if anyone wants to put this on other games i am willing to help by providing files and stuff
@@PolygonDonut I don't think I'd be able to lol
This is very cool bro
mmmm polygo dote
Pol y gon donutee
plolgo domt
pongon point. how did we get here?
Doctor: ENA Polygon Donut cant hurt you, its not real.
ENA Polygon Donut: 0:15
also *sad cant join the server because not old enough noises*
yes
I never thought I'd find you again
ha
Ha
ha
Ha
ha
*Feel Good*
that moment when
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pongon point, i n c r e d i b l e
This guy will be very famous real soon
I recently visited this area and it is dead please polygon revive that world
the shattered arc begun here.
every refrence of THE GOOFY AH ENAER evr! 0:15 4:21 4:30 4:34 4:49 4:55 4:56 5:00 (in the first 5 minz)
This is Gary 🦐 Gary is exploring TH-cam channels.
That Lego was mine
it's funny how someone is a literal car
ong so true
I love this lmao
i like how they freak out when they spot amogus lmao
Who wouldnt?
astounding
that's cool, probs to all the effort and storage being used up for all the images
but it don't have a VR thing
help
You don't need a vr thing
steam page's *exact words*:
*Notice:* This title runs in *both standard and VR modes*. It does *not* require a VR headset.
Oh Polygon.
You don’t know what I am planning.
I have something.
Waiting.
Tomorrow.
It ends.
You have the best discord server.
Oh wow there’s the guest in Roblox, cool map