The Phandom is a scary place that worships two British Boys called: Dan and PHIL. It's a scary place. There's memes, lions and llamas, and various people at a constant state of an emotionally draining experience, yet it's very fulfilling.
+Lawlliets _ Hello L Lawliet. Have you caught Kira yet? You haven't caught him because you're are still alive. Just so you nkow, Near puts the last piece of the puzzle.
@@dumpsterdog879 And not in a good way. You can tell how uncomfortable Ryan and Matt are with Mark in a lot of these later collab videos they did together. Matt plays it off better, but Ryan just looks like he does not want to be there.
Chillin' Like a Villain Killin' Krillin he was literally joking. matt and ryan’s humor surrounds around bits in which they’re meant to look totally serious, but the situation is total bullshit. all mark did was initiate a bit.
@@kris-oc5nd - Yeah. People are experts at projecting their own personalities, reactions and feelings onto others. Septiplier compilations are perfect examples of this, lol.
Matt should have said, " What's this, what's this, there's furniture everywhere.Whats this, there's lamps in the air."When they asked for the 300 thing.
Matthias:Create a pickup line using the word crusty Me: Hey, are you from the Crusty crab? because your buns are looking fine. (i know Krusty and crusty) I'm just trying to make A joke
Am I the only one who finds it incredibly freaking adorable how all of them move in to catch him when Mark was doing his 'synchronized swimming routine' and almost toppled off the bench? XD Awwww, the bromance! They're so cute!
MY GOD!! i cant bloody breathe .... "hey baby is your vagina crusty".... my head is pounding because i laughed so hard... damn it Mark you nearly killed me!...
+Jess The Mess I remember you, do you remember me? We were in that building and I walked up to you and said "OMG are you Jessica?" and Marks like "tf f**k you" xD
Uh.......the sun maybe???? I honestly have no idea. Where I'm at we've had rain the past weeks and got a little flooded. The sky has been a very dull gray.
*I'm looking for the phandom. hello Phandom?, * looking for the phandom is like looking for the illuminati you know it's there but you just can't find it
Oh I was giggling like a small child when I was editing this video :P Hope you all enjoy it!
Hi mark!
Hi Mark!
wrf i mean wtf
Aww that's funny
Who wouldn't
And obviously Dan and Phil made the game so shoo all you weird chanting people :P
+Markiplier lelz
+Markiplier Asians....ASIANS EVERYWHERE!!!
they did?
True facts.. true
+Markiplier true
4:36 was the best part of the video
Das pretty good!
+DJmonkey333 Das pretty neat!
Take it easy
+Fabian Chitay racist shit u r
+Maria Robbins lol
"I don't like babies" - Matthias 2015
"Meet Luna!" - Matthias 2016
Booper Dooper I was just about to say something like this!!!
Booper Dooper sooooo true
lol
Meanie
>:(
1:02 Where matt says he doesn't like babies.
*deep voice*
little did matt know that the next year he'd have a baby
Yes! I was thinking the same thing!
he did? he had a babeh?
Christy Wakeen Amanda is pregnant.
Sam LostStar who's amanda? is that his wife?
Christy Wakeen Yes.
3:42. I feel like he locks himself in his room and practices that
Everyone looked so shocked when he nailed it
Jellyfish without saying jellyfish? Stinging deadly sea blob.
Evil Toad what sea turtles mistake plastic bags for. Or,
Stingy water bags of death
living stinging tentacled gelatinous oceanic dwelling translucent spheroid sea blob.
Evil Toad good job
Evil bag
An aquatic invertebrate that's 97% water and has stinging tentacles.
"I don't like babies"
-Matthias, the father of luna
Ryan's little pat/ruffle on Matt's head, they're adorable
4:38 Does anyone else love the fact that when Mark slipped, all three of them tried to catch him? Now THAT'S friendship!
+Beth H yeah
cuppy cake I like to hope my friends would do the same
My friends would probably just let me fall, laugh at me, help me up, then make me fall again... YAY FRIENDSHIP😄
I'd love to see Mark stand beside Dan Howell just for the size difference
+Sarah Daly and also Rhett from Rhett and Link. XD
Rhett is like 8"9
Robert wadlow the tallest person in the world 8 foot 11 it's funny because I'm 4 foot 11
+Phantomrider003 The tallest person was actually around 11 feet tall.
+Sarah Daly well I'm 9 11
Matthias: I don't like babies
Me watching in 2016 when he has a baby: Has Amanda seen this??
Jayde Crawley now she has! (My name)
100th like
"Pretend you are someone from the 1300s adjusting to modern day life"
I'd have just pointed at Mark's hair and said "DEMON! DEEEEEEEMON!!"
😂😂😂😂
Lmao You just made my day! 😂
Yeesss
Omg yes!
+Jester Gaming No, that's more like someone that binge-watched supernatural adjusting to normal life lol
"Obviously Dan and PHIL made the game."
The Phandom thanks you.
the phandom just knows.
on behalf of the whole phandom, bless u
what's phandom
The Phandom is a scary place that worships two British Boys called: Dan and PHIL. It's a scary place. There's memes, lions and llamas, and various people at a constant state of an emotionally draining experience, yet it's very fulfilling.
sounds cool. how do u join?
this video was before Matt was a dad. Show this to Luna In a few years XD
Hahaha Yes!
Emily Gosnell that sentence just ruined my ryatt dreams and hopes
Ari it's Matthias who had the kid
Legacy 600 I realized that literally 5 minutes after commenting this
Yo. No this video is so inappropriate for that young of a person
4:41 - 4:47 I like how Mark just stares awkwardly at the camera and smiles while everyone claps for him.
I love your profile picture!
Yay more clikkies!
Matthias how dare you try to scare babies
You're going to be a father!
Ikr
wait do you mean legit. I'm confused
+Emily Tichenor yeah he and his wife amanda recently announced it on their daily vlog channel "matt and amanda"
i died when he went like "goo GOO goo goo"
+Emily Tichenor yeah he's gonna be a dad around August
Matt: Mark, you really 'nailed' that ending.
Mark: *RAISES FIST* FUCKIN-
Matt: AHHHHHHH
That could have been it too XDD ***** I thought he said 'nailed' to make fun of Mark's sex joke.
+Melody Lover I think he said milked to make fun of marks joke
+Melody Lover Matt said "you really MILKED that ending"
Yeah, I realize my mistake. Anna oh XDD
+Anna oh he nee sum milk
Well, Matthias, congrats on the baby you're having!
I feel bad for his baby..
Next Crafter hahahaah
+Lawlliets _
Hello L Lawliet. Have you caught Kira yet? You haven't caught him because you're are still alive. Just so you nkow, Near puts the last piece of the puzzle.
+Lawlliets _ What's this talk about Matthias having a baby? Where did you see that?
+MrEpic7203 On Matthias and Amandas joint TH-cam account.
Ryan's turn with the 5 screams, R.I.P HEADPHONE USERS.
thanks for the warning me...
Mark coordinates his fashion with his hair color lol
All of Ryan's 5 screams sounded like Mark XD
+April Frain True! xD
OMFG THEY DID XD IM CRYING
+April Frain 3rd scream sounded like Gabriel Iglesias
+April Frain All those Mario Maker episodes lmao
Naw
why is there heaven outside the windows & doors?
because they're All angels
+adam kendrick -- Because it's Mark's house and he is an angel. *
because of the asians
yeah here in sweden its just little light in 3 H if we're lucky
+adam kendrick because these four angels live in a heaven-looking place
I hit the Like button as soon as the "crusty" pick-up line was made. I died.
Aww Matt didn't edit a ddolgg at 3:20 :(
I cri everytiem
Blue Rose Lol :P
+Catherine B. I think it would be something that NO ONE could unsee. It might have been for the greater good.
Yeah true ☹️
John the King Yeah maybe your right but I'm still curious lol
Yes a 7 second challenge these are so hilarious :D
in my mind i was like *mark say pickle* and he did wow
+ToastyGamer I love how often he is doing these challenges
+ToastyGamer More challenges with Matthias
+venomslayer wut??
Wait toast can talk?
THE HAIR..... ITS BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE
i love it too :)
Tündi Oravecz i dint say i love it.
+trex 4642 You gotta have blue hair.
It's BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE DOE.
WHY BLUEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So damn funny at 1:08 Matthias: 😃 to no where
No. Way. "Hey baby, is your vagina crusty? Because I've got the crabs." - Markiplier
i read this and i keep crying of laughter
I think everyone died when he said that.
I'm glad I had earbuds cuz my mom would've killed me XD 😅😅😅
+_ Deadly _ Dreams _ SAME
+Little _AJ04 lol
Markiplier, the only person who can nearly drown while doing an impression of swimming
Mark's hair looks white and gold to me :/
IT'S BLACK AND BLUE!!! XD
ITS GREEN AND PURPLE
+Ace Alberts actually it's orange and black
+The Christmasy Jalen Phan trash Snøwman Are...are you serious?
+The Christmasy Jalen Phan trash Snøwman OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN
7:55 Markiplier just the fact that you came up with that makes me cringe so hard haha
Soooo much cringe 😂
Marks comment is under this lol
Matthias 2015: "I dont like babies"
Matthias 2019: *Father of two*
JESSICA JUST GOT FRIEND-ZONED SO HARD
Joseph Ergle But seriously we can see mark pushing them out of their comfort zone.
😂😂😂
@@dumpsterdog879 And not in a good way. You can tell how uncomfortable Ryan and Matt are with Mark in a lot of these later collab videos they did together. Matt plays it off better, but Ryan just looks like he does not want to be there.
Chillin' Like a Villain Killin' Krillin he was literally joking. matt and ryan’s humor surrounds around bits in which they’re meant to look totally serious, but the situation is total bullshit. all mark did was initiate a bit.
@@kris-oc5nd - Yeah. People are experts at projecting their own personalities, reactions and feelings onto others. Septiplier compilations are perfect examples of this, lol.
"I don't like babies" says the man who is about to be a father
+Molly Fokinther Are you subscribed to Matthias' channels at all?
omg I said the same thing
That's what I thought
Bro? What?
+Blue Rose Matthias is going to be a father ☺❤
For the crust thing he should've said:
Do you like pizza? Cause I wanna be your crust.
..... or something like that :P
+Cecilia Tervy u play animal jam?
Mohammed Oulhiad Yep! My username is Flora10523 if you play. I probably won't be accepting buddy requests but If you jam a gram me I'll add you.
Mohammed Oulhiad i do my name is Shadowclaw853 mk just mail me to be ur buddy because i might have a full buddy list Tada XD
What about: Are you a stuffed crust pizza because I wanna stuff- Ok, let's stop at that.
Katerina M. The thing is not all people like crust on pizza
He doesn't like babies?
His wife is pregnant
By the way I'm talking about Matthias
+SoulSlayer616
Shhhhh
joke
+SoulSlayer616 i bet you made her have those babies
I can't believe Matthias
Matt should have said, " What's this, what's this, there's furniture everywhere.Whats this, there's lamps in the air."When they asked for the 300 thing.
ok
How would people in the 1300 know what furniture is
+Molly Lansing Best Reply Ever 10/10 - IGN
So tru tho 😂😂😂😂
+Hello World your joking right XD
I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT 4:36 OOOFFF OKAY
Carly McCann I love your picture!!!!!!
brooke boyer thanks
Carly McCann benny is adorable
brooke boyer ikr
Carly McCann
Matthias:Create a pickup line using the word crusty
Me: Hey, are you from the Crusty crab? because your buns are looking fine.
(i know Krusty and crusty) I'm just trying to make A joke
Am I the only one who finds it incredibly freaking adorable how all of them move in to catch him when Mark was doing his 'synchronized swimming routine' and almost toppled off the bench? XD Awwww, the bromance! They're so cute!
Matthias:"I don't like babies" *knocks his wife up*
Oh boy
WHOS JESSICA RYAN.
+CurriePlays idk
YEAH RYAN, WHO IS SHE? XD
Not me
YEA RYAN! WHO'S JESSICA?
+CurriePlays mY NEW THEORY IS RYAN STOLE MARKS EX! WHOS WITH ME
I died when he said "yo girl is your vagina crusty cuz I have crabs" 😂😂😂
"Pretend you are someone from the 13 hundredths adjusting to modern life."
Me:"The f is that?"
me screaming : WIITCHCRAFT BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND
+Danny Ha same
"Who are the blasphemous people wearing those ridiculous clothes?! What is that one holding?! AAAAHHHH NECROMANCY!!!!!"
never ever get near my baby
he has a daughter now xD he`s pretty great with her
That was a great DemenstrASIAN
+Trainkidd123 Get out.
FangirlingLizard :(
+Trainkidd123 YOU DIDN'T
+Drew Deschain of Gilead ahahaha
You just Sans'd us
Matthias' hair was poured out of a soft-serve ice cream machine
"I hate babies" that's good to know, DAD TO BE
Why?
+Molly Lansing matthias will be a father in 9 months
Matthias' wife is pregnant
***** Cute!!
***** can't wait!!
5:35 I would just point at Mark's hair and shout "BURN THE BLUE-HAIRED WITCH!"
MARK IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING 11,000,000!!!!! I REPEAT: *WE ARE RAPIDLY APPROACHING 11,000,000!!!!!!!*
BEEP BOP BOOP !!!
+Elizabeth Antoinette CODE RED CODE RED!
POOF POOF!!!!! SOUND THE ALARM!!!
AND JACK IS APPROACHING 8,000,000
SOUND THE SEPTIC ALARMMMMMMMS
rip supermega looks extremely uncomfortable
Mark that last kick was an "Axe Kick"... fail! (I'm sorry don't hurt me)
GETTIM
That is what happens when doing too much goes wrong. XD
His round house was way off too😂
IKR and its not a karate chop its a knife hand lol
Nope that was a dropkick
"I don't like babies I like to scare them" says the future father😂
WTF was Matthias doing at 1:06
XD
lol
Wtf was he looking at
what are you taking about
+kyle clougherty at 1:06 he's staring off somewhere smiling 😆 in so confused
I don't like babies... Has baby and likes her 😂😂
1:42-1:48 Matts facial expressions what?!😂
Matt as in Matthais*
+K Tree 😂😂 lol
so has anyone confirmed whether or not matt is secretly john cozart?
+Omari Lewis XD so trueee
+Omari Lewis I've been wondering that too.
Jon*
I swear he could be tho. If on,y he could sing...
I thought I was the on,y one that thought they looked similar.
1:42 I would have said: "I won the lottery." in a sad voice. lol
4:42 mark is so happy with himself :D
Yay, he mentioned Dan and Phil in the descriptioon. He knows they exist! They should make a video together
He was on one of the DanAndPhilGames videos
+Natasha Hoffman Ok
+Natasha Hoffman wait a sec, which one???
+Emma B (Purpletiger) the TH-camrs play the 7 second challenge one
Ew... Dan and Phil...
Man I wish I had friends to play this and make a video about it....
Oh well, dreams be dreams...
Yeah, dreams be dreams because you're too afraid to actually go and find friends
+Dmitry S. (SlimpWarrior) wow.. thats harsh :(
+Funzo join kik maybe and meet some :)
Yeah.. Me too..
24 people agree with you, it's something..
I love that Mark immediately started screaming as soon as he said that pickup line.
Mark's face during the clapping killed me.
Jessica is me. me is jessica
no, it's me
I know a Jessica and she's my worst enemy
oh
That moment when my name is jessica
Same
looks like bobble heads lol in the thumbnail
+Touching Things Plot twist: They are
***** Come on and stop scamming the innocent you fraud
+MarkipIier ur not real mark!!
+MarkipIier what is this shitz
+MinecraftSchoolShootingPrankGoneSexualGoneWildAlmostGotShot2015SocialEperimentPrank It's not the actual MArkiplier man....
I'm a synchronized swimmer and I'm very good if I do say so myself and a 5:40 I can say that Mark did not do a shit job👏🏼😂
4:40
For the first time in forever! Mark diiid gooooooood
I could of swimmed better then Mark. (Sry Mark)
did you see the arrow dodge part 2 his first time +So, what happens next?
+Flame121 swam*
Matthias: I don't like babies
Me: Well, now you live with one...good job, dude...
DAMMIT MATT WHERE'S THE DUHDADADAH
+/RAT/ Su1c1daLRaT GMD Raymond Dammit*
+/RAT/ Su1c1daLRaT GMD Raymond no
same responce
Mark looks like an adorable blueberry wtf yes
Pick up line with crusty- Are you Crusty the Crab? Because I'll be exploring your bikini bottom😂😂😂
XD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG
haha haha that made my day.
My pickup line (w/ the word crusty I mean)
Hey baby, are you from the crusty crab, because those patties look good...
(Omg that was horrible)
Who else thinks Matt is cute
me
meh
wait which one?
me
Ryan
Matthias better not act that way around his kid when they're born...
I'm just joking though. Hope you do more videos with Matthias and Matt and Ryan, Markimoo! You four have great chemistry!
So who is Jessica?????!???!!!!!??
My name is Jessica... Could it be me? 😮
+LordBacon Sullivan
Mark's Ex is named Jessica... :3
Jessica Jones?
To be honest, I was afraid of the sass Mark could have given Ryan. That was a dangerous move.
+Leah Tarr But she was referred to as Jess. It's probably a different girl. Jessica is a pretty popular name.
0:49 he is a dad now lol
I hate being so early that all the comments you see are about being so early.
+Bethany Terry So true. But it's fun to flag them all as spam and hope they will actually be deleted.
aye
Just like yours
+Bethany Terry You're sexy
***** I'm also 12 and taken.
that poor poor poor cow....
poor poor coe
It's like the Minotaur again
MY GOD!! i cant bloody breathe .... "hey baby is your vagina crusty".... my head is pounding because i laughed so hard... damn it Mark you nearly killed me!...
I like how Mark just casually say no everytime Matt and Ryan says about 'Asian'
Thank you Mark
9:10 XD that ending was the best!
+THEATOMBOMB035 LOL yeah, just watch Mark's face immediately change.
Matthias+Markiplier+KidsWithProblems=AWESOMENESS
but what about ryan :(
galaxy._.cat_ fangirl Well, KidsWithProblems is Ryan and Matt thogether I think-
Nihan Ceren Duru Yesh!
I love how the first two things Mark said was Kim chi and Sauerkraut.
Almost as if he's half German and half Korean! XDD
4:36 "That's pretty good!"
Marshall Lee I didn't see any comments about it and i thought i was the only one who heard it XD
I hope that matthias isn't like that when luna comez
Right 😂😂
Whenever she does.
+Megurine Addy09 she's already here, she has been for a few days
Dan:i like peanuts,up my butt
I love Matthias's facial expressions!
Me to
Matt wears the same shirt in every video because if Mark gave him any other clothes he would become a free elf.
I got a cramp from laughing so hard when Markiplier got all preachy about his cows XD
My name is Jessica.
Then You're Mark's ex. lol
Jahdpianist Breaking up with Mark is my deepest regret.
+Jess The Mess I remember you, do you remember me? We were in that building and I walked up to you and said "OMG are you Jessica?" and Marks like "tf f**k you" xD
XxFreddy FazbearxX You know her?
XxFreddy FazbearxX I know and you might want to use ** instead of * because it looks better
3:28 *-YOU ARE FIRED-*
...Matthias is going to be a great dad. 0:59
+Ita Corcoran Yup! XD
"Hey can I be the krusty krab in your bikini bottom?" I'll show myself out.
The guy in the "thank you" shirt just looked like he was twerking lol.
In case you did know his name is Matt and I believe he is Mark's editor :D and haha
ohhh XD
Matt at 1:00... " i don't like babies, so i try to scare them. " Says the man who's wife is pregnant
How do u kno matts wife is pregnant?
+The Spy149 I follow him on his blog and main channel. I also follow his wife who's pregnant.
+The Spy149 and we're talking about Matthias btw 😂
Great now I have a ton of videos called "What's So Damn Funny" in my recommended section XD
+Gecko Peep you're not alone :P
none of them have more than 100 views
+Gecko Peep same
+Gecko Peep Same....
same
Mark such a good synchronized swimming routine
Mark! There's some sort of mysterious light engulfing your living quarters! It's absolutely blinding and overall terrifying! What could it be?! D:
Uh.......the sun maybe???? I honestly have no idea. Where I'm at we've had rain the past weeks and got a little flooded. The sky has been a very dull gray.
It's the sun...child...
+Xanette Life Ireland, right?
It is a wild ddolgg , a mystical creature
Mr. Zoodoo No, not Ireland. America
Now I know how babies see the world and it can't be unseen xD
Blondie Gaming
*I'm looking for the phandom. hello Phandom?, * looking for the phandom is like looking for the illuminati you know it's there but you just can't find it
HERE I AM. I have arrived.
+Lar Kiee AHHHHHHHHH
+icenerd23 You called?
Mark: 4:38 . *Mhuff*
Everybody else: oh
Mark: ok
Everybody else: *clapping awkwardly*