After become millonaire with the sell of your book... Dont forget invade Poland.. (But remember...dont call it "vital space"...call it "manifest destiny'...and you will be fine)...
I once tried to release some of my music on a label from Grabblistan, they told me, "no, we only sign Grabblers"" fuck sake, that was sad and resist ;)
My mom told me to beware of those kid grabbing Grabblers that would take me into their underground tunnels and grabble my ghurkin on top of their dirty Grabbler mattresses. Thank god that was all just a fairy tale and there's not such thing as Grabblers in real life.
i know right, you may remember it, it was made by a inspirational german painter who managed to get the whole worlds attention, the book was called "mein kampf" and was about his struggles in life after failing his uni degree
@festeringsmegma4823 in new York a tunnel was found full of grabbers hiding children's clothes and bedding. They never change, where ever they go, always grabbing, always targeting women and children.
@@thunderous-applause57 That's when the Jewish sabbath starts. It's the beginning of the day of rest, where you aren't supposed to do any work. On the Jewish calendar, sundown is the end of the day and the start of the next day, hence why it starts on Friday night and lasts through Saturday until sundown.
The thing about the onion is that you know the punchline as soon as you read the title, but the delivery and execution is so good it doesn’t even matter lol
No punchline, really. It's a reversal offered by the headline formula. They used to do a lot more long-form stuff. Had more legs. I think the writers are getting a bit more wacky and "oh we're a humor blog" kind of thing, and also mixing in a bit too much political humor. Need to have more courage in this age... which severely lacks courage
@@cameronsprague101 I was referring to their articles: they aren't releasing much long-form stuff anymore. They used to have very long articles pretty regularly that were not just extensions of the headline.
@@songbird7450and the onion has always been political lol its like people complaining about comics and star wars becoming political, they are just dense as hell
"Now close your eyes and picture the grabbler" "Okay, there he is..!" Idk why but out of all the things in this skit the way the guy says that one line cracks me up. She gives such a ridiculous prompt and he's just immediately like "yeah sure"
Just imagine the warm pleasant stream bathing the interior of the shower in an steamy aura of choking grabbler poison, imagine them scrapping their nails on the walls looking for a way out before slowly going silent
Theory: TH-cam’s recent push to get “authoritative news channels” up to the front of youtube has lead to the onion being in all of our recommendations because it looks real
@@joshp6030 Wow it's almost like I actually took that into account when I made my comment. This video is 8 years old. The Onion was already cucked by 2014. My correction stands.
@@Actiomedey not a believer in this conspiracy theory but i think he's referring to the fact that jews (and other canaanites like phoenicians) were mostly merchants
It's a miracle, an anomaly that this video still managed to exist. In my country, France, the same video would have gotten a bit of jail time to its authors.
We're past Q. Now it is GP, grabbler problem. Everyone check out the JP conference. There is a second conference in the works! Follow Sam Parker and khanverse on twitter.
I'm sometimes hearing voices and sounds of rubble being dug out from below my apartment and I'm having trouble falling asleep. Blaming it on the grabblers reassured me that I'm not suffering from psychosis and has helped tremendously with my sleeping issues, many thanks!
@Max Mus "haha you didn't respond in 2 seconds because, unlike me, you have shit to do with your life!" Ok, "mega beta" you can go ahead and continue to think what you said insulted me, instead of realizing the fact that it just showed how much of a miserable loser you are. Cya
@@rosskaske6357 over a decade of data confirms your feelings are worthless. Video is 14 years old. Is that how old you are? Your confirmation bias is trash.
@@AdamGoulett they are known for being sex perverts. Despite them being less than 2% of the population, over half of men implicated under metoo were tribal. There's a reason nurnberg laws article 3 existed.
And then there is the classic "picture yourself in a quiet space free of grabblers, such as a field or church" 😆 Truly the subtitles are as good as the dialog!
@@LeBoomStudios Final solution is just don't take their tickets. Don't watch their porn... don't take their loans... don't watch their media... build your family, garden, neighborhood and ignore them. They will wilt away.
This video, and also the News from the Future series on the war in the middle east, are eternal classics. Every year, something new happens, but every year, its all the same.
Grabblers don't appreciate beautiful traditional art. They push ugly post modernism because it's cheap and easy to make and it demoralizes the population. Everything to them is about making money and destroying beauty
have you ever watched the "Porkin Across America" miniseries with the male anchor of this fake news show? it's both one of the funniest and one of the most unsettling things I've ever watched
And for no reason whatsoever , the people decided to vote for an Austrian painter who detailed his problems with Grabblers in a book written in prison.
Doctor Spaceman actually in 1933 when hitler was allowed to come to power the NSDAP won 43% of the vote. I know that also isn’t quite a majority but that’s not really how German elections in the Weimar republic worked. Nobody could ever win an outright majority due to how seats were allocated. Hitler’s party won the most seats in the Reichstag and formed a governing coalition along with the far right DNVP. In European elections today it’s also exceptionally rare for one party to win an absolute majority by itself.
I can't believe that they actually dared and that they got away with it 😂 I love how extreme The Onion was while the actors are so good and realistic that it makes it look like a real soft tv show
It feels like a leftist news channel to me. Horrible insane things they talk about while the whole time smiling. " How to stretch out your vagina without child birth" that woman said that perfectly, not sure how she was able to do it without laughing.
@@JohnSmith-ti9uq Well, the stakes got higher when a big increase began in the number of people acting this stuff out unironically. Charlottesville, etc.
@@simoncowell1029 Nonsense. Polls don't show any increases in antisemitism. Think about what groups are telling you these things and what their incentives are.
@@swagcandy2576We kinda get that part a bit but do blabbers belong to any specific ethnicity? Quite frankly I don't think I get the nasal voice part lol
"Satire is a genre of literature, and sometimes graphic and performing arts, in which vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, corporations, government, or society itself into improvement.[1] Although satire is usually meant to be humorous, its greater purpose is often constructive social criticism, using wit to draw attention to both particular and wider issues in society."
The most annoying part about the Grabbler level is how you have to fight your way through all the low level Grabblers before the Grabbler-boss builds another golem.
Was that a quote by Mr Grabbleberg Grabblestein? A man with protruding pubic horns concealed at the point of extrusion by a comically small head covering?
Think about this It was in Europe where jesters had some of their greatest influence. Often called a fool, joker, clown or even less honorable names, the jester's position was actually one of entertainment and political advice. The jester often walked a fine line between the acceptable and the profane. This, however, was because the jester could speak of things no one else in a king's court dare. Since the jester did outrageous things all the time, he could speak the grave truth and get away with it as something said in "jest". The jester could dispense advice to a king that no one else dare. Undoubtedly, many who wished to influence the king did so through the jester. The fine line between entertainer and advisor did not give the jester immunity, however. Advice that was too critical could lead to the same fate as any other who opposed the king. Many jesters lost their jobs and lives by overstepping their verbal license.
Andrew Goering Ellipsis doesn't make you look smarter or sound deeper. No one here is advocating the straw man arguments or the prejudice you are accusing them of. They are only trying to get a rise out of you, and in your ignorance and sense of selfless justice you became the fool.
holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/2019/11/irregular-musings-on-unicellular-denial_19.html?m=1 Actual degenerate, but you’ll probably dismiss it because it and the entire academic historical consensus doesn’t uphold your worldview. Anyway enjoy your delusions, hope Fuentes sees this bro.
The Grabbler is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Grabbler and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
Since I am Jewish, can you tell me where all this money I’ve stolen has gone? I keep looking for it but I can’t find it! Hopefully the cabal has my back and grants me my heritage check, but they seem to be too busy planting gays around my city, as all pol evidence would suggest.
@@missano3856 the futurecast one? That's the one I was gona say too I like the rainbow one and the black guy/bear attack one too, both poignant and hilarious
"There is nothing that the international Grabbler fears so much as the truth, or any hint of the truth about himself or his plans." ~ Henry Ford Sr. 'The International Grabbler' Vol. 1, Page 200
@@OscarMor5678 Realize that people realize that and are also making points with humor. What do you think of that quote? I suppose the brilliant Henry Ford was just an ignorant old man, huh?
@@OscarMor5678 As you. I wonder who could brainwash a wealthy industrialist. It's much more likely to me that he knows who he did business with and noticed the state of the country.
@@Archetype77 > "I suppose the brilliant Henry Ford was just an ignorant old man, huh?" In some matters, yes. Just because you're intelligent and knowledgeable in one realm like business doesn't make you so in all. He was a paranoid, bitter man.
@George Foreman If I told you I was fired from 109 jobs and that the only reason was because my coworkers and bosses hated me all 109 times would you hire me?
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"imagine the grabbler disintegrating like a pile of ashes" holy shit they went all in
They forgot to include a gaseous flame causing it
I can't get over all that audacity crammed in a stately-seeming lady
(just like the grabblers)
@Ivan Ivanoff You'll understand when you're older.
Based
I, too, am writing a book about my frustrations with grabblers. I’m thinking of titling it “My Struggle.”
Thoughts?
D Madd11 Woosh
Look at OP’s name
After become millonaire with the sell of your book...
Dont forget invade Poland..
(But remember...dont call it "vital space"...call it "manifest destiny'...and you will be fine)...
Hey, that's nazi kind of humour we endorse
Once it's done, let's have a toast to it at our local beer hall!
Call it I'm really an Overweight American man not a true Aryan European
My Austrian mate in art class tried this, worked pretty well for him, he got very far in life.
To imagine that he would become the famous author of the furiously acclaimed book "My struggle"
Brings a year to the eye :')
Bro I don’t know how to tell you this, I think your mate killed himself.
You legend
Gordon Freeman being friends with the führer sounds like combine propaganda
i think all the success ended up going to his head
This is one of the most unhinged onion skits I've seen so far.
Absolute genius
Unhinged, hilarious, and insanely tongue-in-cheek!
This is an skit? Those Khazarian liars!
@@Aluttuh Bro, whaat? What even is the context of your comment lmfao
@@OhAweyou don't understand or having an emotional response?
@@Aluttuh That's correct, I don't understand. Do you not know what context means lol
Is "The solution" her final book?
No. She has a second book called Eckhard's Second Book.
@sshiggy diggy Your profile picture of "O'Brien" is quite appropriate for this video...
@@zacharmet7764 I AM NOT O'BRIEN! I AM NOT O'BRIEN!
And of course her autobiography "My struggle"
sshiggy diggy
yes, unfortunately. It's still doing well though, over 6 million sales
[this meme is illegal in Germany]
Oh definitely.
Legal in Sweden for sure.
@@HeilRay Slightly ironic. Just slightly.
Is it because of what hitler did
@@robertbennett2796 Hmm let me guess...
"Picture yourself in a quiet space free of grabblers, such as a field or church" I feel like that went unappreciated
?
@@chrisgaming9567 The Sound of Music
Based.
She should have said a field of mountain daisies instead of lilies
@@chrisgaming9567 i dont get this line, probably because english is not my first language. I would like to understand because i love the Sketch :D
Kanye West seems to be pretty stressed out these days. He should definitely try out these techniques!
This but unironically.
oh no 💀
@@OpenKeith OOOHH YEEEAAAAHHH!
Omg your evil
@@drksoldier1 🍹
I find this especially helpful now, I just got denied for my application to art school.
Oh no
Bruh
uh oh
You should become a politician
oh no
"Because Grabblers only hire their own kind"
LOL
Grabler nepotism is real
I can't believe they sneaked that in
Based af
I once tried to release some of my music on a label from Grabblistan, they told me, "no, we only sign Grabblers"" fuck sake, that was sad and resist ;)
@dylan thoms you realize this is mocking antisemites like you?
@ststst if grabblers have done nothing wrong they have nothing to fear from criticism.
I was on vacation in New York and I swear to God I saw a grabbler crawling out of a sewer grate
Finally a news source not controlled by grabblers
My mom told me to beware of those kid grabbing Grabblers that would take me into their underground tunnels and grabble my ghurkin on top of their dirty Grabbler mattresses.
Thank god that was all just a fairy tale and there's not such thing as Grabblers in real life.
😭😭😭
Gotta watch out for the sewer grabblers
“You’ve been digging tunnels under ze city, haven’t you?”
That "purifying wind" part killed me
It killed lots of people
@@bl-rp Wow
Shouldn't have laughed as much as I did at this thread...
looks like i should google "purifying wind", but i won't :\
@@bl-rp who cares, it killed insects. Are insects people?
>he invented interest rates
*oh*
>he only hires his own kind
*oh no*
>now imagine the grabbler disintegrating into a pile of ashes
*OH NO*
oy vey
oh yes
Oh my god I didnt even get that one
OH YES
@@KZ-hu9uj it rhymes with new
“Imagine the Grabbler disintegrating, like a pile of ashes..”
*Hey, I’ve seen this one!*
there's an amusement park you can check out about it!
It's rewind time!
Holocaust deniers: “What are you talking about? This is brand new.”
i know right, you may remember it, it was made by a inspirational german painter who managed to get the whole worlds attention, the book was called "mein kampf" and was about his struggles in life after failing his uni degree
@@jamesdeegan7365 He was a vegetarian animal lover who killed himself after being bullied by the Russians.
"They're always lurking, like rats."
@festeringsmegma4823 in new York a tunnel was found full of grabbers hiding children's clothes and bedding. They never change, where ever they go, always grabbing, always targeting women and children.
I HEAR HIM UNDER MY FLOOR I AM NOT CRAZY HE IS IN THE TUNNEL
@@WheresMyInhaler I am not crazy, I knew he's swapped those numbers.
The basement is speaking Yiddish.
Peak Onion. Never get anything like this anymore. Rip
eastendthug grabbers got to them.
@@SteveBalbonisHammer* grabbler
@@oliverjackson3761 it seems everyone is a nazi these days.
@@eastendthug sst
Shid
“Exercise on Friday after sunset, when stress has its guard down” 💀
Why is no one else talking about this part???
@@DecafKauffee Because most people don’t understand what that means in this context.
@@GuyN0ir Explain it to a noob, aka me.
@@thunderous-applause57 That's when the Jewish sabbath starts. It's the beginning of the day of rest, where you aren't supposed to do any work.
On the Jewish calendar, sundown is the end of the day and the start of the next day, hence why it starts on Friday night and lasts through Saturday until sundown.
@@GuyN0ir Thanks bro, now I understand.
The thing about the onion is that you know the punchline as soon as you read the title, but the delivery and execution is so good it doesn’t even matter lol
No punchline, really. It's a reversal offered by the headline formula.
They used to do a lot more long-form stuff. Had more legs. I think the writers are getting a bit more wacky and "oh we're a humor blog" kind of thing, and also mixing in a bit too much political humor. Need to have more courage in this age... which severely lacks courage
@@dogchaser520 "They used to do" That video is 12 years old...
@@songbird7450 The comment's 3 years old, though
@@cameronsprague101 I was referring to their articles: they aren't releasing much long-form stuff anymore. They used to have very long articles pretty regularly that were not just extensions of the headline.
@@songbird7450and the onion has always been political lol its like people complaining about comics and star wars becoming political, they are just dense as hell
Glad this is still here.
Rip a copy just in case
"Now close your eyes and picture the grabbler"
"Okay, there he is..!" Idk why but out of all the things in this skit the way the guy says that one line cracks me up. She gives such a ridiculous prompt and he's just immediately like "yeah sure"
Priceless!!! 🤣
Yep I feel the same way about how Tracy delivers the line “Christine I’m so glad you’re here, I’m about ready to snap!”
@@_Baleful lmao
he's ChatGPT
Good to see all you anti-semitic jackasses laughing it up.
i usually get rid of my grabblers by imagining a shower
+NYC Shitlord Will a wall work?
Savage
Just imagine the warm pleasant stream bathing the interior of the shower in an steamy aura of choking grabbler poison, imagine them scrapping their nails on the walls looking for a way out before slowly going silent
a magic shower that turns those nasty grabblers into soap bars.
I try to imagine them setting on fire
Theory: TH-cam’s recent push to get “authoritative news channels” up to the front of youtube has lead to the onion being in all of our recommendations because it looks real
I hope your theory is correct because that would be an amazing backfire
The entire monetized internet is like a great big feedback loop of digital irony.
@@Ghostcamel well said
The irony is that this video is true.
@@illegalaryan8400 based
I like how she doesn't say she's imagining it when she talks about lighting their curtains on fire and stuff.
She's onto to something 🤔
How are you supposed to work up a sweat by IMAGINING yourself doing these heinous acts--uh, I mean... Innovative stress-free solutions!
Lmfao, The Onion has balls. Nicely done
*had
@@joshp6030 Wow it's almost like I actually took that into account when I made my comment. This video is 8 years old. The Onion was already cucked by 2014. My correction stands.
Shut up alex you fucking loser
@@alexcallender you showed him
Surprisingly the comment section is almost 100% positive. Now instead satire makes fun of white people and the comments there aren't so supportive.
I can't believe they put this video out. Onion's got some serious balls.
7 years ago, they're cucked now
Please, the preferred nomenclature is "shlomophobe."
@@vallisdaemonumofficial What the fuck is merchant aversion? I googled it and there were literally no results
@@Actiomedey the less you know the better. that guy is just some antisemite.
@@Actiomedey not a believer in this conspiracy theory but i think he's referring to the fact that jews (and other canaanites like phoenicians) were mostly merchants
"The Grabbler cries out in pain as he strikes you."
More true every year
Bye Bye Israel
@D H so Israel is truly evil then
@@samjone478 it is
Heh
@@luciusrex22 Goebbels is dead for a reason
They did not hold back on this one.
I come to this video from time to time just to check if it's still here. I'm glad it is.
It's a miracle, an anomaly that this video still managed to exist.
In my country, France, the same video would have gotten a bit of jail time to its authors.
This video is anti-grabletic.
Nazis don't understand subtext.
@@cutecommie They understand it better than you do.
*counter-grabletic
Oy vey
The irony is the woman talking about grabblers, is a grabbler herself!
Imported 1930s German stress relief technique
GQ: The Grabbler Question.
We're past Q. Now it is GP, grabbler problem. Everyone check out the JP conference. There is a second conference in the works! Follow Sam Parker and khanverse on twitter.
The TH-cam algorithm being an absolute savage suggesting this video right now.
It’s because of the Palestine conflict I think.
@@VidelxSpopovich🤓
Algo is based
Ashes blown away by a Purifying Wind......
So beautiful...
I don't think this was appreciated as much 8 years ago as it is today. This is so based
Hello based department.
Rapestein grabbled a lot of children.
Well, eight years ago somebody snuck into my home and lit my curtains on fire, so...
Brutus Bear Check out the little caesars hand rubbing commercial
Imperial Way are you a fellow Nicker?
Yes, Mr. Goldberg, this comment section here.
Shut it down
*JIDF ACTIVE*
nice pfp Cybershell
oy vey !
imagine posting antisemitic comments on a video that is only funny because it uses an analogy to show how deeply idiotic antisemitism is
I'm sometimes hearing voices and sounds of rubble being dug out from below my apartment and I'm having trouble falling asleep. Blaming it on the grabblers reassured me that I'm not suffering from psychosis and has helped tremendously with my sleeping issues, many thanks!
They do this in NYC apparently
Do you live in Brooklyn?
Grabblers also like to import Stabblers and Kebabblers.
Em Jay
OMG! ROFL
And blabblers work for msm.
@Retro Boob I think he means my kind
BASED BASED BASED
@INXISIV no. Ashkenazi Grabblers have a very high IQ. Very cunning and crafty.
Everyone send this to Ben Shapiro.
@Max Mus anyone who uses the term "mega beta" is a mega beta
@Max Mus "haha you didn't respond in 2 seconds because, unlike me, you have shit to do with your life!" Ok, "mega beta" you can go ahead and continue to think what you said insulted me, instead of realizing the fact that it just showed how much of a miserable loser you are. Cya
He’d have a heart attack and his wife would have to resuscitate him.
@Max Mus ok grabbler
Max Mus You sound like your 12 years old.
A warm thanks to the many members of the Merchants Guild.
hey hey
@@Khoros-Mythos
People, Sseth here
This comment sheng fu is auspicious
You're truly wonderful
Generously funding and bankrolling these videos
I've been visualizing them for almost a decade, still doesn't get less stressful
So take the next step and go get some exercise! I've tried her routine, and it has worked very well for me.
"Swaying in a gentile breeze"
Very good.
“Like a pile of ashes blown away by a purifying wind” The Onion is and will forever be the best thing to come from the internet-
Take a look at "On The Grabblers And Their Lies" by Martin Luther.
Henry Ford's "The International Grabbler" is worth a read, too.
The Onion existed long before the Internet.
@@RonJohn63 yeah it was a free newspaper when I was a kid you get grab around town
Founded in 1898.
@@LeBoomStudios I prefer "Protocols of the Learned Grabblers"
OY VEY WHAT ABOUT THE 46 GAZILLION GRABBLERS
Always watching 😂😂😂
IT'S 49 GAZILLION NOW YOU ANTI-GRABBLITE
one yike
So how harddid your father beat you?
@@simonthelen2141 from your grammar it seems his pounding(your father's) u still cant type or think straight.
Honestly surprised this hasn't been deleted yet
They are worried about The Streisand Effect.
Your confirmation bias is broken. Don't let the facts hurt your feelings! Just ignore them.
@@thatgreenslime9517 huh
@@rosskaske6357 over a decade of data confirms your feelings are worthless. Video is 14 years old. Is that how old you are? Your confirmation bias is trash.
@@thatgreenslime9517 hello rabbi
"Like a pile of ashes"
This went from amusing to fucking hilarious real quick.
+RegeroTerra why do white people have awful senses of humor
+mmm bop bitch we created what you know of as comedy. not like blacks were out there in the bush writing down jokes.
They missed the opportunity to call her book "My Struggle: Killing all of the Grabblers"
The last thing the Onion needs is your notes.
That would be a bit too on the nose
Who nose why they didn't
I don't think you get the "Solution" allusion which is way better than you weak "Kampf" allusion.
@@Yoni123 no! I never have. Please educate me now!
“Imagine the Grabbler disintegrating, like a pile of ashes..”
vintage Onion gave absolutely no f--ks >xD
"They are always lurking like rats" 👀
Pile of ashes.
The sides, gone
@Gek Badass Whooa whoa easy fella, ya sound like a Nazi.
@@dabbingsquidward5748 Did we startle a rabbi? Lmao
I don't know who's grabbling who anymore.
I want to grabble that smoking hot Aryan queen called Tracy.
@@rock3tcatU233 Sounds a little jewie to me.
It’s always the grabbler.
@@AdamGoulett they are known for being sex perverts.
Despite them being less than 2% of the population, over half of men implicated under metoo were tribal.
There's a reason nurnberg laws article 3 existed.
@@realfinepork7308 Thanks ill look it up lol.
"exercise on Friday after sunset when stress has its guard down" hahaha
(that's the Jewish sabbath in case you missed it)
"I don't roll on Shabbos"
And then there is the classic "picture yourself in a quiet space free of grabblers, such as a field or church" 😆
Truly the subtitles are as good as the dialog!
You would not believe all of the absurd household devices that grabblers use to avoid working on a holy day.
When did they say that?
Jews?? Who said anything about Jews? It's grabblers we need to watch out for.
THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE SEWERS NOW WHAT DO I DO
You mean the tunnels in New York?
The only news station to report on this issue
Ah, the old Grabbler Question...
The GQ
Final solution to the Grabbler Question when?
@@LeBoomStudios Final solution is just don't take their tickets. Don't watch their porn... don't take their loans... don't watch their media... build your family, garden, neighborhood and ignore them. They will wilt away.
@Superion 88 fucking christ you idiots are actually in this video spewing this bullshit in a satire video jesus
@Superion 88 if you keep saying this the CEO of Antifa can and will come to your house and stare, menacingly.
I can't believe this has lasted a decade.
Neither can I. I’m shocked it’s still here
I cant believe its been 14 years.
I feel really in tune with this guest, I feel she really understands my struggle
My struggle....in camp. Mine.
@@shanemcfadden6427r/yourjokebutworse
There is an unpresidented amount of grabblers in New York
You mean, Grabtropolis?
Learn how to spell you useless fuck.
@Rose Anne Boushard Screech into weight watchers you old mess
@@2dawgsmiked684 Grabbytown, according to one of their favorite pets.
Learn to spell.
The acting on the "Today Now" segments is perfect.
"Literal vampire potbelly goblins, are hobbling around coming after us" Alex jones
My spirit gets close to that evil and I feel it go, aaaaaahhhh AAAAAAHHHHH *AAAAAAHHH!!!*
@@R7EbLYuYnJ Millions are pouring in people of the very worst type and I'm so pissed!
Chicken neck nellies LOL.
I think Alex meant his ex wife
lmaooo potbelly goblins alex jones is the funniest man alive
That book has now sold over 6,000,000 copies! The number gets higher every day!
I'm only in this comment section because I was brought over here as part of the Grabblergi plan to replace the host commentators.
The honklers will honk until the grabblers stop grabbing.
Amazing....the divine comedy.
I read that in your voice
Highly underrated comment here
Don't forget the Burger Meister Meister Burgers
Ironic racism is... not ironic?
getting recommended this now in light of recent events is cosmic humor
Months later and this video stopped being satire.
@@ka7al958 how
This video, and also the News from the Future series on the war in the middle east, are eternal classics. Every year, something new happens, but every year, its all the same.
@@FaithRox lmao so right
Can’t wait for the final solution to the Grabler question
I’m NOTICING a theme here, but I can’t quite NAME it
It's just a cohencidence fren.
Dont worry about it, fren.
The Blabbler is literally the Grabblers wife hahaha
She does not look Japanese. 😁
@@matthewmorrisdon6906 is that who she was supposed to refers? I get the jews, but the other one pass my minf
@@trla6505 No it's the female Grabbler, she's always the biggest loud mouth in the office and often goes into journalism.
It's the "nasal voices" part!
The Grabbler is responsible for me getting rejected to art school. I’ll take her advice to heart.
Hitler part 2
Grabblers don't appreciate beautiful traditional art. They push ugly post modernism because it's cheap and easy to make and it demoralizes the population.
Everything to them is about making money and destroying beauty
The moment when Onion is more serious than actually news
EVEN MORE SO in 2018.
@@i_am_not_exp2414 It's not really making fun of antisemitism, but it is just a joke.
@@i_am_not_exp2414 No.
The grabblers do own the news after all.
@Bek'ahow are they making fun of us by stating something that is obvious and that we also say? youre such an idiot, you probably watch big bang theory
All of your credit scores just dropped for clicking on this vid.
@thanks he's horny over some random Internet profile pic
@@joshuam9796 You propose we all use avatar pictures of poop?
@@Angry-Lynx i dunno looks like one of those "why the long face" types.
Lmao they're onto us!
haha yeah right, this ain't china. yet...
Grabblers rub their hands together with glee as they kick you.
I was half expecting that woman’s book to be titled “my struggle”
The balls and talent of the people in this show...
No wonder they never got the credit and success they deserved
have you ever watched the "Porkin Across America" miniseries with the male anchor of this fake news show? it's both one of the funniest and one of the most unsettling things I've ever watched
And for no reason whatsoever , the people decided to vote for an Austrian painter who detailed his problems with Grabblers in a book written in prison.
@Bakari Wilkins national socialism isn’t fascism, it’s socialism.
Doctor Spaceman The NS Party was democratically elected after a period of three-party coalition.
Doctor Spaceman In politics, 37% is an excellent polling figure. Go get educated troll.
Doctor Spaceman actually in 1933 when hitler was allowed to come to power the NSDAP won 43% of the vote. I know that also isn’t quite a majority but that’s not really how German elections in the Weimar republic worked. Nobody could ever win an outright majority due to how seats were allocated. Hitler’s party won the most seats in the Reichstag and formed a governing coalition along with the far right DNVP. In European elections today it’s also exceptionally rare for one party to win an absolute majority by itself.
Doctor Spaceman I think Austria voted him in.
I can't believe that they actually dared and that they got away with it 😂
I love how extreme The Onion was while the actors are so good and realistic that it makes it look like a real soft tv show
It feels like a leftist news channel to me. Horrible insane things they talk about while the whole time smiling. " How to stretch out your vagina without child birth" that woman said that perfectly, not sure how she was able to do it without laughing.
Yeah this was the Onions golden era 2008 - 2010
You could actually make jokes back then. The west got super sensitive and censorship happy starting in 2012ish and onward
@@JohnSmith-ti9uq Well, the stakes got higher when a big increase began in the number of people acting this stuff out unironically. Charlottesville, etc.
@@simoncowell1029 Nonsense. Polls don't show any increases in antisemitism. Think about what groups are telling you these things and what their incentives are.
I'm not anti-Grabbler, I'm anti-Grabblerist.
"... you know the kind of people who like to argue and complain in nasal voices"
and then
"yeah, they're always lurking like rats"
OMG
I am afraid I don't get it, who are the blabblers?
@@BatAtBat black American?
@@BatAtBat blabblers are the female version of grabblers
@@swagcandy2576We kinda get that part a bit but do blabbers belong to any specific ethnicity? Quite frankly I don't think I get the nasal voice part lol
@@fernandaabreu5625Still Jewish. The nasal voice is another negative stereotype associated with them.
I thought Onion does satire.
They've been dropping truth bombs all along
"Satire is a genre of literature, and sometimes graphic and performing arts, in which vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, corporations, government, or society itself into improvement.[1] Although satire is usually meant to be humorous, its greater purpose is often constructive social criticism, using wit to draw attention to both particular and wider issues in society."
Satire is traditionally used to highlight truth.
Best comment right here.
Comedy Geniuses
OY VEY THIS HASN’T AGED AS WELL AS WE HAD HOPED! SHUT IT DOWN!
fuck u
Shoah
oh bullshit, it's just as funny as I remember it
Dan Backslide
An Identity.
I’ll steal it!
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!!!
The International Grabbler: The World's Foremost Problem
This gave me an idea for a movie. I will call it "The Eternal Grabbler"
@@Kosh998 Gräbbler Süß
The Grabblers and Their Lies
I’m more pro-semitic myself but I mean if they’re racist first right….? Or nah? What?
The most annoying part about the Grabbler level is how you have to fight your way through all the low level Grabblers before the Grabbler-boss builds another golem.
And it costs you practically all of your shekels.
Do these golems comprise 13% of the population?
@@Theophan123 xd
@@Theophan123I've seen these sentiments ...alluding to blacks being created by Jews..any resources or anything that would lead you to believe this ?
That low-level grabber-class is now “diversified.”
The sole purpose of non-Grabblers is to serve Grabblers. Non-Grabblers have no place in the world - only to serve the people of Grabrael.
WhiteLivesMatter.com white lives don't matter
@@MrDessirius awww that's mean! You're a meanie!
@Karl Marxsteingoldberg-Kikenschmitt buckaroo banzai style. Lock them in an interdimensional prison from which there is no escape.
Was that a quote by Mr Grabbleberg Grabblestein? A man with protruding pubic horns concealed at the point of extrusion by a comically small head covering?
That is indeed what the imposter mongrels declare.
Grabbler cries out as they strikes you.
"They're alway lurking like rats" Holy SHIT
They just caught them crawling in tunnels in NY
Good thing we got that on tape now!
They knew
The rats can't deny it any longer.@@maskofthedragon
I was so sad to hear about her suicide by stabbing herself 24 times all over the body
In the back too. She must've been really good at yoga.
The allies were just trying to Sab otage the axis. There's no way that they could blaze all of those grabblers
Think about this
It was in Europe where jesters had some of their greatest influence. Often called a fool, joker, clown or even less honorable names, the jester's position was actually one of entertainment and political advice. The jester often walked a fine line between the acceptable and the profane. This, however, was because the jester could speak of things no one else in a king's court dare.
Since the jester did outrageous things all the time, he could speak the grave truth and get away with it as something said in "jest". The jester could dispense advice to a king that no one else dare. Undoubtedly, many who wished to influence the king did so through the jester.
The fine line between entertainer and advisor did not give the jester immunity, however. Advice that was too critical could lead to the same fate as any other who opposed the king. Many jesters lost their jobs and lives by overstepping their verbal license.
i know right?
i dont make any decisions without asking first my personal friend, Bozo the Clown
joseaca how bout colbert?
the advice only really works when the jester is funny
This is what Milo says all the time. I dont think he's that funny though
Andrew Goering Ellipsis doesn't make you look smarter or sound deeper. No one here is advocating the straw man arguments or the prejudice you are accusing them of. They are only trying to get a rise out of you, and in your ignorance and sense of selfless justice you became the fool.
Just noticed the authors name is Christine representing Christians. Nice subtle detail.
More likely to be some sort of humliation ritual or psyop than an actual Christian, sticking up for gentiles.
The grabbler cries out in pain as it strikes you
This info is so based, I pretended to watch it 6 million times in just a fraction of the time that would be required to do so.
If we dont believe you, its illegal in a number of european countries
holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/2019/11/irregular-musings-on-unicellular-denial_19.html?m=1
Actual degenerate, but you’ll probably dismiss it because it and the entire academic historical consensus doesn’t uphold your worldview. Anyway enjoy your delusions, hope Fuentes sees this bro.
@@joshuaweingart4743 gay, and blue pilled
@@DoIoannToKnow cring zoomer lmfao nickers big guy groypers
@@OscarMor5678 [unintelligible mumbling]
'Exercise On Friday After Sunset, When Stress Has Its Guard Down'
You gotta love the Onion
That book might be the final solution I need to my stress.
"he invented interest rates like the ones on your credit cards"
Im literally ded
“They’re always lurking like rats” 😂
The Grabbler is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Grabbler and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
These comments .. I'm having as much fun as the video.
But no one is having as much fun as us.
I just heard this in the most typical gabbler voice.
@@aurockscastillo5460 You mean Goebbler voice?
Since I am Jewish, can you tell me where all this money I’ve stolen has gone? I keep looking for it but I can’t find it! Hopefully the cabal has my back and grants me my heritage check, but they seem to be too busy planting gays around my city, as all pol evidence would suggest.
@@joshuaweingart4743 Cute straw man, anyone here says that all of you are billionaires and that that is all there is to you?
Poe's Law 101: It's hard to know if comment is trolling or genuinely discussing the Grabbler Question.
And honestly I love it at least it's funny
Both.
airports law, horshoe theory, etc...
ya that’s why satire is tough cuz this skit is really funny but actual nazis also love it
@@EXTENDEDWARRANT i actually laughed at the video but was horrified by how unironic most comments are
The combination of savagery and glibness is what puts this into the stratosphere.
The grabbler cries out in pain as he grabs you
And takes you to Grabstone island
Where he grapes you and the other viktimz
Can we all agree this is the best Onion bit ever?
no
there's too many to choose from
Yes. The most true.
No, the fururecast one is the best.
@@missano3856 the futurecast one? That's the one I was gona say too
I like the rainbow one and the black guy/bear attack one too, both poignant and hilarious
A certain German painter was very inspired by her method
Austrian*
@@zoebaggins90 He also invented the microphone
@@RetiredAccount3737 ???
@@zoebaggins90 Kanye West had an interview on Infowars, Said Hitler invented the microphone.
Even the Onion couldn't predict the modern world
@@RetiredAccount3737 I wonder if Kanye has a reason for saying that.
"There is nothing that the international Grabbler fears so much as the truth, or any hint of the truth about himself or his plans."
~ Henry Ford Sr.
'The International Grabbler'
Vol. 1, Page 200
Relise that they are making fun of anti semites
@@OscarMor5678 Realize that people realize that and are also making points with humor. What do you think of that quote? I suppose the brilliant Henry Ford was just an ignorant old man, huh?
@@Archetype77 nope just brainwashed as even the smartest people can be
@@OscarMor5678 As you.
I wonder who could brainwash a wealthy industrialist. It's much more likely to me that he knows who he did business with and noticed the state of the country.
@@Archetype77 > "I suppose the brilliant Henry Ford was just an ignorant old man, huh?"
In some matters, yes. Just because you're intelligent and knowledgeable in one realm like business doesn't make you so in all.
He was a paranoid, bitter man.
A Grabbler will tell you he was beaten, but will never tell you WHY.
Because every society needs a scapegoat.
@noxxi knox The Israeli government, whether you agree with its decisions or not, isn't representative of all people who happen to be Jewish.
@George Foreman If I told you I was fired from 109 jobs and that the only reason was because my coworkers and bosses hated me all 109 times would you hire me?
The Grabbler boasts of things a Gentile repents for!
@@johngrey1074 What a cohencidence, it always appears to be the same scapegoat. In poland or in guatemala.
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