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    Taken from Live at the Apollo - Series 14, Episode 2
    Original Broadcast Date: Thursday 22nd November 2018
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ความคิดเห็น • 41

  • @Johnston212
    @Johnston212 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Oh god, that bit at the end... I was laughing so hard, I thought that I was going to have an accident

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    "Does it have sexy movement?"
    *"LOOK AT ME ELBOWS!"*

    • @KennyMemester
      @KennyMemester 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ELBOWS OFF THE TABLE!!!

  • @phuckweed
    @phuckweed 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Fecks sake. I had this on in the kitchen and then Darah says at 10:15 "Alexa! Play some Prince!" Now Raspberry Beret is playing 😅

  • @rockymcallister
    @rockymcallister 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Pretty funny, but I feel like the title catfished me.

    • @MrRabbiTricky
      @MrRabbiTricky 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The Metal Gear part is of the same show, even the same section. But yeah, very true. Title doesn't comply with actual clip

  • @LiamDennehy
    @LiamDennehy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    Title belongs on another gig, sorry.

  • @templestark4779
    @templestark4779 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    I am a late arrival to the fookin' hilarity of Dara stand up comedy. "The babysitter is shitting herself." 😂😂😂😂😂ee

    • @blackcat3785
      @blackcat3785 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      no problem you got here,only thing that matters lol

    • @mraun690
      @mraun690 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      At least you can binge watch him now and it’s all new to you. 👍👍

    • @williamlancaster5136
      @williamlancaster5136 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm a late arrival too so don't feel bad. At least the babysitter texted his wife. I would have just run out of the house screaming and pissing myself all the way to the nearest church where i would confess my sins and then become a priest myself. Whenever someone asks me why i became a priest, i would answer. God sent ghost children after me. After that i realized it was time to change my ways.

  • @choicesman2000
    @choicesman2000 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Your time to shine lol

  • @blackcat3785
    @blackcat3785 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    he really is one of a kind🤣🤣🤣

  • @Zerpersande
    @Zerpersande 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ahhh, my new favorite comedian.

  • @kiana5066
    @kiana5066 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    did I miss it? did the full show have anything to do with Metal Gear? 'cuz this clip sure didn't...

  • @kek23k
    @kek23k 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Funny clip but that title aint right.

  • @blaQI_roch
    @blaQI_roch 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Snaaaake.... SNAAAAAKE!!!!!!

  • @wdwerker
    @wdwerker 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You just know by now that all sorts of situations like this have happened by now.

  • @VegaManX4
    @VegaManX4 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's V if you end up wondering. "Phantom Title"

  • @crowhaveninc.2103
    @crowhaveninc.2103 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Deze meneer is grappig!

  • @karry299
    @karry299 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    VR has transformed gaming so much...so much, that there is still only ONE VR game worth playing. Truly a transformative technology.
    I wish for aaaaaalll VR companies to bankrupt, and maybe we can start creating some proper holographic displays.

  • @LovelyLass-nb8op
    @LovelyLass-nb8op 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bradford isn't sharia!

  • @Dave1507
    @Dave1507 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    What he thinks about VR is the same people thought about it like 30 years ago when it was around for the first time...

    • @ulalaFrugilega
      @ulalaFrugilega 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wish I could afford it.

  • @seanmcmichael2551
    @seanmcmichael2551 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    M&M bit ..... Dara ... you missed Treets from that list. But yes, an M&M shop is NOT a thing.

  • @ulalaFrugilega
    @ulalaFrugilega 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂

  • @guntertorfs6486
    @guntertorfs6486 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    London is apparently also populated by politically correct comedians. What a surprise.

  • @christianmorrow2684
    @christianmorrow2684 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Vi orr = VR

  • @-_James_-
    @-_James_- 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Click bait title completely unrelated to the video ensures I will never watch any of your videos ever again.

    • @needamuffin
      @needamuffin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Channel 4 likes to do the same thing.

  • @Ramonatho
    @Ramonatho 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dara, Dara Dara Dara. Everyone's using it to watch porn.

  • @christophermccutcheon2143
    @christophermccutcheon2143 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There most definitely are parts of London you don't go to. How about the fucking South East? It's a hole during the day, and you'd be stupid to be wandering around there if you're not from there at night. You'd be stupid to be wandering around in the South East at night even if you did live there.
    The city's been trying to gentrify these areas for years and it is working. The govt. kind of sealed their own fate with these areas. There's old abandoned tower blocks in the skyline. Council houses, and when you look at them they are literally perfect for scouting for gangs. See the police coming for miles. Easy to hide yourselves too. Easy to hold down an entire area if you can see the entire thing all the time. A lot of them have been knocked down, but I've had trouble enough times in the South East just minding my own business to stay out. Send the army in, I say. Just pull them out of their homes and be done with it.

  • @vlady8me
    @vlady8me ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jedwards dad?

  • @ashm.5899
    @ashm.5899 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Thought I would get a video game joke, but instead got woke nonsense.

    • @pleasy13
      @pleasy13 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Clearly you didn't fucken watch it...

    • @ashm.5899
      @ashm.5899 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@pleasy13 I did and that's my opinion. Get over it.

  • @Hardbrand
    @Hardbrand ปีที่แล้ว

    😂