I'd like to think that this is just Link's most primitive state: an absolute beast who will just curbstomp a world-ending calamity out of morbid curiosity
I kinda love the idea that Link is such a skilled warrior that he legit woke up, was told to fight Ganon, basically went “Aight bet” and kicked his ass in nothing but his undies.
I mean the Four Sword begs to differ with the sealing thing and to be honest, the Silver Arrows have a better track record than the Master Sword for actually killing him.
"yeah, I just woke up got out of the wierd sky islands, went to the castle, held 15 swords in one hand which confused the gods so much that I fell through the ground into ganondorfs room, killed him and then some weird ass dragon came to help me, idk what's up with that. Where did you come from Cassandra?!?!?!"
Link, "Alright, I've learned my lesson. I've got to take my time and PREPARE." Hundreds of tortured Koroks later. Link, in a massive mech suit, "Alright. I'm ready."
It's fun to imagine Link has just being the doom guy of his world. Dude literally woke up being immediately told the world was ending and there was nothing he could do about it so he was like "Ight bet' and solved the problem in less then an hour. What a legend.
He kinda is, also outside Xbox(or is it outside extra?) Has a joke video about the similarities between link and doom guy, and how doom guy could be a future link. All complete nonsense off, but still funny as, well, link pulling a doom guy XD
Link saves Hyrule under 30 minutes after waking up from a 100 years sleep, and I can't barely walk straight without a coffee after a regular 8 hours sleep. Link really is a hero
@@yokai1235 Oh! I know :) I can't deny that I'm addicted to caffeine, but the point remains; Link saves the day while one would just get up and drink their morning [insert your preferred morning drink of choice] :)
Zelda: "knowing him he wont even need the master sword. After the upheavel He will probably just rush to the castle in nothing but his underwear. As a matter of fact he will probably be cuccesfull in defeating the demon king. Rauru: what?
@@abluerat7087 *meanwhile in the present* Link: “alright just putting in the rocket and a few flame emitter and …….. there we go!” Korok: hahah I’m in danger
@@abluerat7087 Zelda: it’s not the first time he’s beaten great evils in his boxers Rauru: I… Zelda: he’s probably doing it right now as we speak Rauru: You… Nevermind
_"Did you not use the Master Sword? That's literally the only way to keep Ganon sealed and from coming back!"_ Yes, because it worked out exactly like that the last **checks notes** 10 times.
@@The_Lorule_Catalogue technically the only reason the hero of the winds won is because the last king of hyrule ALTERED REALITY WITH THE TRIFORCE SO LINK AND ZELDA LIVE.
What's funny is that in TotK if you try do things ahead, the NPCs reactions are kinda similar: "Why didn't you tell us you did this sooner!" Or "You are always one step ahead.", etc. And Link is clueless.
I made my way to the thunder cloud island early cause I was curious. Main story quest started and I just followed it through. Had master sword already by that point too. Later, I went to the castle for the Zelda sighting, returned and they were discussing possibility of another sage, only to find out it was already done. They were confused why I didn't say anything about the ms either when I had been wearing it around them for ages haha.
And when he gets *that* memory: -Zelda- Cassandra: "Link, what's wrong?" Link: ".....well excuuuuuuse me, princess, for doing my job as your bodyguard!"
Funny thing is if you go fight Calamity Ganon before getting Link's memories, Zelda will say, "Link... You may not be at a point where you have fully recovered your power or all of your memories, but courage need not be remembered, for it is never forgotten."
@@callinater6133 noup. is what @creepypastakingthedragones3679 said. I beat it a few weeks ago. If you have everything(including the last memory on Impa's wall) she'll ask if he truly remember her
Actually, no. She's a descendant of Hylia, but the only Zelda who's Hylia herself is Skyward Sword Zelda. This Zelda here is a distant descendant if that bloodline and has the blood of the goddess and the light force as every Zelda before her, but she is not Hylia herself anymore.
Link literally destroyed Ganon with just pure muscle memory because he was curious about what would happen if he just killed a being of supreme malice.
Have to Agree, this sort of does a much better explanation on how ToTK could be linked to Breath of the Wild. 1. Link speed ran BotW so fast that because he never `restored` the divine beasts, they likely crumbled from the miasma, including any guardians that may of not `explunged it` from Ganon blights being killed or attacking Link. 2. He only got the Mastersword and became `friends` with the 4 successors of the champions AFTER Calamity got Nyx`d instead. 3. Because Link effectively yeetus Deletus Calamity Ganon so fast, that on top of Zelda time traveling back into the past at the start of ToTK, both events caused a correctional paradox of sorts so Zonai tech took Guardian tech`s place instead. Because Link had no idea what Guardians were, so they might as well not exist if the `Hero` knew nothing about them. 4. Link Likely speed ran Calamity Ganon`s death so fast it broke the sheikah slate, totally explaining why Link didn`t have it since Zelda and Purah confiscated it and made the Purah pad with less features to not have it happen again, with instead said `abilities` being part of the corpse arm of some old man`s Fursona instead. Though i would NOT be amazed if it breaks again in time for the third LoZ Open world game due to Robbie`s inclusions of a porta-telepoint and sensor Plus system.
Speedrunners have the superpower of "resetting" and "save loading", so it's not very bright realistically trying to repeat all that on your first try. gotta be prepared, the last hope of Hyrule
@@krisiskitsunegamer2967 ik ur joking but in canon the reason botw link doesn't talk is cause he took a vow of silence so in all actuality he could actually forget he isn't suppose to talk
Now you need to do the opposite with totk, where Zelda is mad that Link took so long to save her and when she asks why it took so long it cuts to ZLink building and using a massive arsenal of Zonai death machines.
A typical 200 hours playthrough is equivalent to 500 in game days. Assuming that Zelda never sees the times that link dies, (cut out about half) then that’s almost a year that she has to wait, which is surprisingly reasonable given the context of the time period.
I love the implication that Link spent several years with Zelda rebuilding Hyrule and still never bothered to actually learn her name by the events of TOTK.
Zelda’s anger is a bit more justified version when you realise that in the speedruns the Champions died for nothing. Imagine Ravioli’s soul just completely collapsing as he watches Link kill Ganon with a stick from Vah Medoh.
Honestly I'm kinda surprised Zelda could say all of that to Link, like think about it he just admitted to killing the greatest threat imaginable at his absolute weakest, 0 support, enemy at it's greatest, and with no clue or reason to really do it, and this was all just after the nap Link is a absolute monster even doing half of those things
I mean I can understand why she would say all that after hearing Link out. Cassandra - "If you could do all that after sleeping for 100 years wearing nothing but boxers with no memories then why didn't you do so BEFORE THE KINGDOM COLLAPSED?!"
@@Eis_Cold Well I mean he did have 100 years of prep time, he just happened to min-max his body by sleeping the whole time to REALLY make sure he was well rested
I think the implication is that he left it with the Deku Tree to heal it from his battle at the end of BOTW, and retrieved it to go explore the caverns with Zelda (could be misremembering it though).
@vincentcianchetti4586 You are correct. Besides, I think Deku Tree would be WAAAAY more surprised if that TotK cutscene was the first time he saw Link after The Calamity lol.
Plot Twist: In the first memory "The Master Sword's Power" that is actually link's first time picking up the Master Sword edit: in my first reply i ###### up and wrote champions tunic instead of master sword
Personally, I’m on Zelda’s side here. You don’t just zoom over to the world ending calamity in nothing but your boxer shorts. I mean, it’s uncouth to not wear clothing in the castle. Bad Link, bad. Animated segments from th-cam.com/video/1or3YILu28M/w-d-xo.html I own nothing.
Well link did saved that day didn’t he? And stopped Gannon right? Zelda should have been grateful for at least link freeing her in such a quick amount of time
BALLS OUT FOR HYRULE!!! RETURN TO THE HYLIAN FORM!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY MONSTER HERO OF HYRULE CHEEKS CLAPPING, AND MY BALLS SWINGING IN THE WIND!!! WHO NEEDS A MASTERSWORD WHEN I HAVE THIS MASTER SCHLONG!!!!????
(Minor spoilers) I like how Cassandra learned from this so in TOTK you’re FORCED to take the master sword right before the final boss even if you skip the quest. She’s prepared for those pesky speedrunners this time.
I mean The master sword wasn't all that important in totk Until the final moments whenever you took the master sword or Forced to take the master sword For the final boss
@@thunderfox101 lame Does anyone else know(in the story I mean) about this? Or is Zelda just constantly yelling at link trying to get him to say something Imagine the people around him have a subtle curiosity
@@admiraljaded9575 *With so much at stake, and so many eyes upon him, he feels it necessary to stay strong and to silently bear any burden." - from Zeldas diary in breath of the wild.
I totally thought this was going to be the opposite, where she's pissed at him for finding all the korok seeds, outfits, upgrades, collecting random weapons to show some kid in Hateno, nocking arrows to impress some random lady in Kakariko, trying to break his shield surfing record, snowball bowling, etc, while she's already been waiting for him to wake up for 100 years so he can come free her.
This is even more hilarious knowing that Zelda initially hated Link because she saw him as a reminder of her own failures, and now she’s stuck with a version of him that is *genuinely* insufferable to be around.
links justified in my eyes. like i too have woken up from an 100 year nap and saved an entire kingdom in 30 minutes with no clothes or memories. Havent we all?
I remember the first time that happened to me. Was confused as fuck, but quickly rushed to the big baddie and slapped him silly with a few rusty swords and some wood and string I found and made into a bow. Cassie was not happy i rushed in like i did. She must be related to Cassandra.
honestly, if i was zelda, the first red flag would be seeing link wearing nothing but his underwear, but i guess maybe this is just a common thing? maybe soldier link loved going everywhere in his boxers as well, idk.
Just by the title I was reminded of Zelda's "Link. What the HELL was that??" from Terminal Montage. Of course it was about Link speedrunning. Of course it had to have Terminal Montage footage. Great content 👌🏼
Honestly, I’d say it’s pretty impressive that he just wakes up, and without a thought for his own life just rushes straight to the castle to end the terror of the calamity. And can do the exact same with the demon king Ganondorf
Speedrunner Link is truly a terrifying entity in-universe. Just wakes up from a hundred year coma and thirty minutes later he's beating Ganon into the ground in his underwear with some crap he picked up on the way.
"Not Cassandra! Or was her name Janet?" LOL! This was a very funny video that made me laugh quite a bit! Especially when he would get Zelda's name wrong and call her names like "Brittney" 😂
Ganondorf: haha! I won now to stay here for a while an- Link: im back Ganondorf: ok that was quick but…. Let’s get this over with…. Wait…… where’s the master sword Link: dunno poped it on a altar and it went wvoop disappeared, I got this cool arm that lets me build a freaking orbital cannon though Ganondorf: …….huh ok this is going to be easy then…… why are you aiming a red thing at my head? Link: it’s a laser like the guardians used Ganondorf: right a laser…….. you do know it isn’t doing anything to me right Link: oh I know…. I’m just getting your location locked Ganondorf: ok enough of this sh- wait location locked why? Link: *points up* Ganondorf: *looks up* it’s a ceiling what of i- Link: *teleports out* Ganondorf: well that was weird….. Link: and 5……4……3……2….1…… boom Ganondorf: …….. no master sword….. and arm that lets him…..build a orbital cannon……. The hell is a orbital cannon…… *somehow pulls out Sheikah slate* lets see orbital cannon……… how the hell do you spell orbi- ah got it…. Let’s see above the planet uses laser to get target’s position and……… fires a weapon of mass…… destruction on targets location………….. *drops slate* sh*t *hyrule castle explodes*
To be fair, she's quite in an hurry when she call for link, why would this one-man army bother with exploring the kingdom if it's objectif is right in front of him? :'D
@@KieraRhodesVAI genuinely thought this was AI generated somehow, you could definitely voice her in official games and I could not tell the difference! Its incredible
This is the true power of the triforce of courage. Man had the balls to take on the calamity with nothing but his underwear and a few weapons he found lying around.
Sequel up now!
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Aight 🍷🗿
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Cheers 🍷🗿
@@BigSHOT_Purge🍷🗿
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Zelda:"I'm Zelda!"
Link: "I thought that was my name"
thats fucking golden
People who never play or read Zelda lore
If this was in the vid, I'd be done. 😂😂😂
"we both have the same name! what a coincidence..."
"Hey I know him, he's me!"
Rauru: "Our last line of Defense Will be Link"
Cassandra: "Oh, FUCK THAT! Mineru! Get the forge going we're building another army!"
Cassandra?
@@johnarcher61502:07
@@SkitLegoIdeaTheory Never comment before finishing the video.
An army of constructs. Because the Zonai didn’t build the guardians
@@johnarcher6150 it’s the first mention of Cassandra
I'd like to think that this is just Link's most primitive state: an absolute beast who will just curbstomp a world-ending calamity out of morbid curiosity
ooga booga angy goblin beast made me mad
I'm learning English I never heard someone say morbid, thanks, it's precious
@@sklungofunk Good luck!
@@sklungofunk good luck because English is one of the dumbest languages out there. Right next to French.
His training as a knight is all just to prevent him from killing everyone around him like a tornado of death.
I kinda love the idea that Link is such a skilled warrior that he legit woke up, was told to fight Ganon, basically went “Aight bet” and kicked his ass in nothing but his undies.
botw speedrunning is just that nonsensical ngl
Meanwhile the Hero of Time creates a time paradox using a door, teleports to a grim alternate future and beats Ganon to death with a stick
With a stick
and then he goes to sleep again
CHAD!
“That’s literally the only way to keep Ganon sealed and from coming back!”
37 years of the series determined that was a lie.
In WW and TP it worked. The point of sealing Ganon is to use the power of the sages.
I mean the Four Sword begs to differ with the sealing thing and to be honest, the Silver Arrows have a better track record than the Master Sword for actually killing him.
@@meloelebi1996 Silver Arrows were only present in 1 game though, Link to the Past. After that, it was the Light Arrows.
@@Nyrufathe original loz had silver instead of light
@@saiyanfang1047But in the beginning of WW (the adult timeline) he comes back
Link was curious.
Zelda was furious.
wtf is a zelda and why you're calling cassandra that.
*Cassandra
Naaw, definetly Brittany, yall tweakin.
Who’s Link?? Dont you mean Zelda??????
this is serious
we can make you delirious
Now make a sequel once the TotK speedruns have gotten appropriately stupidly fast enough.
"Yeah no I woke up like 5 minutes ago I'm still kinda groggy"
"yeah, I just woke up got out of the wierd sky islands, went to the castle, held 15 swords in one hand which confused the gods so much that I fell through the ground into ganondorfs room, killed him and then some weird ass dragon came to help me, idk what's up with that. Where did you come from Cassandra?!?!?!"
55 minutes isn't fast enough?
@@the_bopler 53 now
@@the_bopler No
Link, "Alright, I've learned my lesson. I've got to take my time and PREPARE."
Hundreds of tortured Koroks later.
Link, in a massive mech suit, "Alright. I'm ready."
in a massive mech suit made of koroks.
Ganon's POV: th-cam.com/video/2dPaVk4G1jg/w-d-xo.html
@@McCaroni_Sup nice one.
Bro made his own Titan 💀
Don't forget hid orbital lazers
It's fun to imagine Link has just being the doom guy of his world. Dude literally woke up being immediately told the world was ending and there was nothing he could do about it so he was like "Ight bet' and solved the problem in less then an hour. What a legend.
He kinda is, also outside Xbox(or is it outside extra?) Has a joke video about the similarities between link and doom guy, and how doom guy could be a future link. All complete nonsense off, but still funny as, well, link pulling a doom guy XD
The "Well excuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!" part got me. 💀💀
Gotta love that callback to every Friday on The Super Mario Bros Super Show.
Is that a ref to the animated cartoon?
@@rekap441yes it is
my favorite quote is "oh boy smooching time"
The F**k you link killed me.😂
Link saves Hyrule under 30 minutes after waking up from a 100 years sleep, and I can't barely walk straight without a coffee after a regular 8 hours sleep. Link really is a hero
Lol yeah, Link will already have saved Hyrule, when I only just got on my bike to go to work...
is a sign that you're a coffee addiction
@@yokai1235 Oh! I know :) I can't deny that I'm addicted to caffeine, but the point remains; Link saves the day while one would just get up and drink their morning [insert your preferred morning drink of choice] :)
You slept 8 hour
He sleep 100 year
Of course he did, he got 109500x the amount sleep you did
Link about to go beat Ganondorf in under an hour again: “How many times will I have to teach you this lesson old man-“
“Alright I got this Mermaid Sword or whatever it’s called, I think I can beat Ganondork now”
@@VioletMilks proceed to annihilate waves of enemies and 6 bosses on the way there
It actually happened! The Speedrun is under 1 hour!
Time to go see Sebum or whatever
That is sooo funny 😂😂😂
Rauru: “We rely on your knight, and that legendary sword that seals the darkness.”
Zelda: “Oh Hylia…”
Zelda: "knowing him he wont even need the master sword. After the upheavel He will probably just rush to the castle in nothing but his underwear. As a matter of fact he will probably be cuccesfull in defeating the demon king.
Rauru: what?
@@abluerat7087 *meanwhile in the present*
Link: “alright just putting in the rocket and a few flame emitter and …….. there we go!”
Korok: hahah I’m in danger
@@dogedogmanha7628yahaha I'm in danger
Ftfy
@@abluerat7087
Zelda: it’s not the first time he’s beaten great evils in his boxers
Rauru: I…
Zelda: he’s probably doing it right now as we speak
Rauru: You… Nevermind
@@dogedogmanha7628he doesn't have reason to hate koroks since he didn't collected the koroks seed in botw
Link when he wakes up after a hundred years with no memory:
I don’t know who I am…
I don’t know why I am here…
ALL I KNOW, IS I MUST DESTROY.
Link is from Tampa
But not Ganon. Oh No. What must be destroyed is those pesky Koroks.😂
_"Did you not use the Master Sword? That's literally the only way to keep Ganon sealed and from coming back!"_
Yes, because it worked out exactly like that the last **checks notes** 10 times.
Next time try placing bombs in his bumhole. I don't think anyone in history has come back from THAT.
Are you sure was ten times
@@djcreepypastaclown6555more like never times
@reallegendgamer379 wind waker worked, but that dude was also buried in a whole sea of water
@@The_Lorule_Catalogue technically the only reason the hero of the winds won is because the last king of hyrule ALTERED REALITY WITH THE TRIFORCE SO LINK AND ZELDA LIVE.
What's funny is that in TotK if you try do things ahead, the NPCs reactions are kinda similar: "Why didn't you tell us you did this sooner!" Or "You are always one step ahead.", etc. And Link is clueless.
I made my way to the thunder cloud island early cause I was curious. Main story quest started and I just followed it through. Had master sword already by that point too.
Later, I went to the castle for the Zelda sighting, returned and they were discussing possibility of another sage, only to find out it was already done.
They were confused why I didn't say anything about the ms either when I had been wearing it around them for ages haha.
@@sugarkitty2008 man, that sounds hilarious
@@sugarkitty2008"Man, there MUST be another sage hiding around!"
The aforementioned sage standing there in her transformer
@@sugarkitty2008I did that too, I felt so powerful
@@FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod
Is it really a transformer?
So Zelda hates Speedrunners. Got it.
No, Cassandra hates speedrunners. What’s a Zelda?
@@SenseiblueTheCatboy Someone gets it.
Well excuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess
@@emeraldemuto the first time a TH-camr replies to a comment-
@@pik9486 why do I hear this. 😂
I found this video reasonably amusing, until "CASSANDRA, NOOO!!" and I lost it! 🤣
Same. Had a smirk the whole time but that part broke me.
This got me
" **BLEEEP** YOU LINK!" 😂
For me it was her response to him saying that
after 5 or so years he still didn't care about what her name actually is 😂
Honestly, the idea of a long, romantic, and dangerous quest to reclaim Link's memories with Zelda at his side seems epic.
But wouldn’t the Divine Beasts have already been freed because Link already defeated Ganon?
@@zoomerjack5435 I mean, possibly? I haven't seen anything about BOTW since it's release. I was just spitballing.
Only for midna or some other princess that isn't cassandra to show up and he starts dating them instead
And when he gets *that* memory:
-Zelda- Cassandra: "Link, what's wrong?"
Link: ".....well excuuuuuuse me, princess, for doing my job as your bodyguard!"
Zelda? Who the hell is Zelda?
1:42 Link’s “I was curious” broke me
Funny thing is if you go fight Calamity Ganon before getting Link's memories, Zelda will say, "Link... You may not be at a point where you have fully recovered your power or all of your memories, but courage need not be remembered, for it is never forgotten."
The devs thought of _everything._
No she always says that…
Nope she say "you've gotten all your memories but do you really remember me?" If you have all your memories
Wrong. She still says that even if you have all your memories.
@@callinater6133 noup. is what @creepypastakingthedragones3679 said. I beat it a few weeks ago. If you have everything(including the last memory on Impa's wall) she'll ask if he truly remember her
Zelda: what...that...that look in your eyes...
Link: *looks at her with unholy screams in the background*
“No! You’re supposed to collect all the stars!”
So much gloom so much gloom but he's no puppet here this is the price we pay too win
*rip and tear intensifies*
*Cassandra
"It would be unwise to head to the castle at this point"
*slap*
"HUT"
Whenever zelda says: "oh hylia" or "oh goddess", isn't she effectively just saying oh me, like imagine jesus saying, "oh jesus".
But Zelda is hylia, right?
@@andrewgreeb916 exactly what the comment said
Actually, no. She's a descendant of Hylia, but the only Zelda who's Hylia herself is Skyward Sword Zelda. This Zelda here is a distant descendant if that bloodline and has the blood of the goddess and the light force as every Zelda before her, but she is not Hylia herself anymore.
@@ada3110 so it would be Jesus saying oh god because it’s a deity she’s descended from rather than one she is
@@minaashido518 Yeah, basically.
Link literally destroyed Ganon with just pure muscle memory because he was curious about what would happen if he just killed a being of supreme malice.
“One TOTK Later” had me for no reason
I expected this to be kinda mid but clicked on this anyways and i do not regret my choice. this is comedy gold
Have to Agree, this sort of does a much better explanation on how ToTK could be linked to Breath of the Wild.
1. Link speed ran BotW so fast that because he never `restored` the divine beasts, they likely crumbled from the miasma, including any guardians that may of not `explunged it` from Ganon blights being killed or attacking Link.
2. He only got the Mastersword and became `friends` with the 4 successors of the champions AFTER Calamity got Nyx`d instead.
3. Because Link effectively yeetus Deletus Calamity Ganon so fast, that on top of Zelda time traveling back into the past at the start of ToTK, both events caused a correctional paradox of sorts so Zonai tech took Guardian tech`s place instead. Because Link had no idea what Guardians were, so they might as well not exist if the `Hero` knew nothing about them.
4. Link Likely speed ran Calamity Ganon`s death so fast it broke the sheikah slate, totally explaining why Link didn`t have it since Zelda and Purah confiscated it and made the Purah pad with less features to not have it happen again, with instead said `abilities` being part of the corpse arm of some old man`s Fursona instead. Though i would NOT be amazed if it breaks again in time for the third LoZ Open world game due to Robbie`s inclusions of a porta-telepoint and sensor Plus system.
same, can't wait for a totk one
God loves you!
The "Cassandra Noooo!" was perfection but Zelda's "F*uck you!" just killed me lmao
I mean, from a realistic standpoint it makes more sense to defeat the biggest threat and tackle all the little problems later
Uh? There wouldn't be "little problems" if there's no Calamity.
@@Big_Dai then problem solved!
@@Big_Dai there’s still memories and side quests
Speedrunners have the superpower of "resetting" and "save loading", so it's not very bright realistically trying to repeat all that on your first try. gotta be prepared, the last hope of Hyrule
From a realistic standpoint you should be preparing as thoroughly as you damn well can before leading an assault on Hyrule Castle.
The voice actor for Zelda is dead on 😂 I thought it was artificial intelligence at first.
Ahaha im glad you liked it!
Me too 💀
Cassandra*
And that’s why it literally made me LOL to hear her screaming “Fuck you, Link!” At the end. 😂
@@KieraRhodesVAExtremely well done!
I like how Zelda doesn’t even question the phasing through walls and Flying through the air
What are you talking about that’s perfectly normal behavior
You mean Cassandra?
That ''EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME'' was pure gold. I wonder how many people that watched the show still playing Zelda.
Quite a few, as it turns out. We haven't gone extinct just yet.
WELL EXCUUUUUSE ME, this video was too good, especially with the referances
that "i was curious" line is gold
The real mystery is how Link is talking
@@DaGamer1he forgot he wasn’t supposed to talk
@@krisiskitsunegamer2967 ik ur joking but in canon the reason botw link doesn't talk is cause he took a vow of silence so in all actuality he could actually forget he isn't suppose to talk
@@apirlfoolsThat is amazing 😂
Now you need to do the opposite with totk, where Zelda is mad that Link took so long to save her and when she asks why it took so long it cuts to ZLink building and using a massive arsenal of Zonai death machines.
And gluing all sorts of monster parts to all his weapons including the master sword
Cuts to Link building an X-wing using autobuild.
"What is THAT?!"
"An X-wing!"
"X what?"
" I don't know, but it flies and shoots lasers."
A typical 200 hours playthrough is equivalent to 500 in game days. Assuming that Zelda never sees the times that link dies, (cut out about half) then that’s almost a year that she has to wait, which is surprisingly reasonable given the context of the time period.
@@minecrafter3448 it's a really slow completionist who spends 1,000 hours on the game before beginning the main quest
Man, she's just never happy, is she?
I love the implication that Link spent several years with Zelda rebuilding Hyrule and still never bothered to actually learn her name by the events of TOTK.
What's a zelda, is that the blonde guy or are you misspelling Cassandra, cus if so that is really far off.
3:06 HE SAID IT, HE SAID THE THING 😂
That is the icing on this whole fantastic cake
Why is Zelda's voice so fucking accurate
I have no clue
Zelda : speedrun ending
1:37
“What possessed you to rush to the castle without preparation?!”
“Idk, just did it for the lols”
“Did it for the vine”
Did it for the troll
*Terminal montage lore scholars:* Did you just say POSSESSED?!
"We do a little trolling."
@@infiltrate6807 "Prank em' Link"
"You already know" *Unleashes the might of the Kohrok industrial complex*
Zelda’s anger is a bit more justified version when you realise that in the speedruns the Champions died for nothing.
Imagine Ravioli’s soul just completely collapsing as he watches Link kill Ganon with a stick from Vah Medoh.
Wow I didn't think of that
Imao
More like sitting back and watching Ganon get his ass beat
LOLLL
The "WELL EXCUUUUSE ME PRINCESS" cracked me the hell up!
I choose to believe from now on every time the player speeds run the game they get this ending
Honestly I'm kinda surprised Zelda could say all of that to Link, like think about it he just admitted to killing the greatest threat imaginable at his absolute weakest, 0 support, enemy at it's greatest, and with no clue or reason to really do it, and this was all just after the nap Link is a absolute monster even doing half of those things
He has a reason, not a good one
I mean I can understand why she would say all that after hearing Link out.
Cassandra - "If you could do all that after sleeping for 100 years wearing nothing but boxers with no memories then why didn't you do so BEFORE THE KINGDOM COLLAPSED?!"
@@Eis_Cold Well I mean he did have 100 years of prep time, he just happened to min-max his body by sleeping the whole time to REALLY make sure he was well rested
@@Eis_Coldwhat if link was practicing on his dream during those 100 years
@@dylanzlol7293Honestly that sounds like a great idea for another Zelda dream world based spin off
The funniest part is that it's implied that the Master Sword might have been pulled out by Link after the events of BotW.
I think the implication is that he left it with the Deku Tree to heal it from his battle at the end of BOTW, and retrieved it to go explore the caverns with Zelda (could be misremembering it though).
Emperor Justinian likes zelda???
@vincentcianchetti4586 You are correct. Besides, I think Deku Tree would be WAAAAY more surprised if that TotK cutscene was the first time he saw Link after The Calamity lol.
Plot Twist: In the first memory "The Master Sword's Power" that is actually link's first time picking up the Master Sword
edit: in my first reply i ###### up and wrote champions tunic instead of master sword
What I found funny is the 2 have been living together for 6 years in tears of the kingdom and he still got her name wrong
Personally, I’m on Zelda’s side here. You don’t just zoom over to the world ending calamity in nothing but your boxer shorts. I mean, it’s uncouth to not wear clothing in the castle. Bad Link, bad.
Animated segments from th-cam.com/video/1or3YILu28M/w-d-xo.html
I own nothing.
Well link did saved that day didn’t he?
And stopped Gannon right?
Zelda should have been grateful for at least link freeing her in such a quick amount of time
You mean Cassandra.
@@angryasian1998 Ah yes, how silly of me.
Heck, gotta find a cloak for wolf link too now. Darn it.
BALLS OUT FOR HYRULE!!!
RETURN TO THE HYLIAN FORM!!!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY MONSTER HERO OF HYRULE CHEEKS CLAPPING, AND MY BALLS SWINGING IN THE WIND!!!
WHO NEEDS A MASTERSWORD WHEN I HAVE THIS MASTER SCHLONG!!!!????
(Minor spoilers)
I like how Cassandra learned from this so in TOTK you’re FORCED to take the master sword right before the final boss even if you skip the quest. She’s prepared for those pesky speedrunners this time.
I mean The master sword wasn't all that important in totk
Until the final moments whenever you took the master sword or
Forced to take the master sword
For the final boss
Britanny learned her lesson
whait, what? I got the Master Sword from the Light Dragon, and that comes before the 5th sage quest, which is the final quest
@@Icyfire109If you didn't get the master sword, you will be given it just before the final fight.
@@JosuhI know, right? Jennifer is so thoughtfull and smart!
Honestly, I’d be flattered at how quickly he came to save her, without even trying to prepare
My first time hearing Link actually speak with words and seeing him act like being very based feels in character for some reason 😂
love how since Link lost his memories, he can talk freely
so whenever I imagine him speak, that's the voice
so whats up with his no speaking anyway? im not too deep in lore, i only played half of a link to the past or some
@@admiraljaded9575 trauma response(he basically decided to stop speaking because of the burden that was placed on him as the hero of Hyrule)
@@thunderfox101 lame
Does anyone else know(in the story I mean) about this? Or is Zelda just constantly yelling at link trying to get him to say something
Imagine the people around him have a subtle curiosity
@@admiraljaded9575 *With so much at stake, and so many eyes upon him, he feels it necessary to stay strong and to silently bear any burden." - from Zeldas diary in breath of the wild.
@@thunderfox101 Ty I’m not very in tune with Zelda lore so I appreciate your info
I like the fact that Zelda spend years telling Link everything, he stuck with her in a mission and even after that, he still doesn't remember her name
The Zelda Voice is So Well Done!
Zelda: Link, what the Hell is wrong with you?!
Trunks: First time?
3:17 famous last words
“Fuck You, Liiiiink!” Cassandra “Zelda” to Link
“Well excuuuuuuse me princess” 😂😂 perfect
He is like that, like animated series
I love how you used that TerminalMontage animation for Link's explanation.
0:54 zelda swearing on herself 💯
Actually, she's swearing on her dead grandmother💀
😮tru tho
I totally thought this was going to be the opposite, where she's pissed at him for finding all the korok seeds, outfits, upgrades, collecting random weapons to show some kid in Hateno, nocking arrows to impress some random lady in Kakariko, trying to break his shield surfing record, snowball bowling, etc, while she's already been waiting for him to wake up for 100 years so he can come free her.
This is much better tho
“I was curious!” And that’s why Ganon lived
Until link built a walking talking war crime For koroxs and decided to make it for ganon
"Well excuse me princess you asked me to fucking kill it with a bow you gave me and you bitched like a baby
"After being asleep for 100 years forgetting everything about the world, there was nothing holding back the power of courage anymore."
That Zelda voice actor did an fantastic job. Played that role like 12 inches, cause she rules it.
This is even more hilarious knowing that Zelda initially hated Link because she saw him as a reminder of her own failures, and now she’s stuck with a version of him that is *genuinely* insufferable to be around.
links justified in my eyes. like i too have woken up from an 100 year nap and saved an entire kingdom in 30 minutes with no clothes or memories. Havent we all?
God I hate it when that happens
some coffee oughta help with that
light roast
Every. Time.
I remember the first time that happened to me. Was confused as fuck, but quickly rushed to the big baddie and slapped him silly with a few rusty swords and some wood and string I found and made into a bow. Cassie was not happy i rushed in like i did. She must be related to Cassandra.
honestly, if i was zelda, the first red flag would be seeing link wearing nothing but his underwear, but i guess maybe this is just a common thing? maybe soldier link loved going everywhere in his boxers as well, idk.
Zelda is like “oh, him and his ridiculous ‘challenge runs’ [rolls eyes as sitcom laughter plays]”
Rauru: “Our last line of Defense will be Link.”
Zelda: *Visible Horror*
Edit: I accidentally called Cassandra “Zelda”, whoever the hell that is
I think zelda is the fish girl could be wrong
@@somedorkydude6483 Nah, I think Zelda is that Gordon Champion
Edit: I meant to write “Goron” but this is way better lmfao
wouldn’t need a last line of defense if link was at the front 😅
Uhhh duh, Zelda is the blonde one? With the sword and tunic and stuff? For some reason Cassandra keeps calling him 'Link'
@@written_and_recitedye did none of these people play the legend of casa, inhale of the jungle?
Just by the title I was reminded of Zelda's "Link. What the HELL was that??" from Terminal Montage.
Of course it was about Link speedrunning.
Of course it had to have Terminal Montage footage.
Great content 👌🏼
I love to think of this as a companion video to Terminal Montage's Something About Breath of the Wild. Great voice acting here!
Reminds me about the bit in shrek when Fiona was complaining that he was rescuing her wrong
Honestly, I’d say it’s pretty impressive that he just wakes up, and without a thought for his own life just rushes straight to the castle to end the terror of the calamity. And can do the exact same with the demon king Ganondorf
"Cassandra NOOOO!"
"Fuck you Liiiiiiink!"
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
1:55 every Zelda game ever
3:06 also, every Zelda game ever
@@schmee9102You mean Cassandra player?
Speedrunner Link is truly a terrifying entity in-universe. Just wakes up from a hundred year coma and thirty minutes later he's beating Ganon into the ground in his underwear with some crap he picked up on the way.
Glad to know there's a separate canon for speedrunner link
I kinda wanna see the 100% version of this where link did everything before coming to save zelda lol
Same. Extremely long exposition dump
That might be ToTK
"Not Cassandra! Or was her name Janet?"
LOL! This was a very funny video that made me laugh quite a bit! Especially when he would get Zelda's name wrong and call her names like "Brittney" 😂
Something about zelda dropping the F-bomb just gets me
Ganondorf: haha! I won now to stay here for a while an-
Link: im back
Ganondorf: ok that was quick but…. Let’s get this over with…. Wait…… where’s the master sword
Link: dunno poped it on a altar and it went wvoop disappeared, I got this cool arm that lets me build a freaking orbital cannon though
Ganondorf: …….huh ok this is going to be easy then…… why are you aiming a red thing at my head?
Link: it’s a laser like the guardians used
Ganondorf: right a laser…….. you do know it isn’t doing anything to me right
Link: oh I know…. I’m just getting your location locked
Ganondorf: ok enough of this sh- wait location locked why?
Link: *points up*
Ganondorf: *looks up* it’s a ceiling what of i-
Link: *teleports out*
Ganondorf: well that was weird…..
Link: and 5……4……3……2….1…… boom
Ganondorf: …….. no master sword….. and arm that lets him…..build a orbital cannon……. The hell is a orbital cannon…… *somehow pulls out Sheikah slate* lets see orbital cannon……… how the hell do you spell orbi- ah got it…. Let’s see above the planet uses laser to get target’s position and……… fires a weapon of mass…… destruction on targets location………….. *drops slate* sh*t
*hyrule castle explodes*
* demon dragon death scene*
Bro wrote an entire fanfic 💀
@@towel_gaming just for a bit of fun XD
Also just for fun-
Link: pokes the remaining pile of ash with a specific spicy sword.
@@gmailquinn master sword fused with a spicy pepper?
Link: “The four divine what?” 😐
Zelda: “Oh my Hylia-“ 💀
"The Legend of Cassandra: 30 Minutes to save whatever a Hyrule is"
To be fair, she's quite in an hurry when she call for link, why would this one-man army bother with exploring the kingdom if it's objectif is right in front of him? :'D
First video I saw from you channel and now I have to subscribe. GREAT WORK.
Kiera Rhodes did a LEGENDARY Performance in this Video!
Thank youu!!
@@KieraRhodesVA you actually sound like zelda in the memories
Let me tell you, this Kiera lady did an excellent job being born with that voice!!
Hahah thank you!~
@@KieraRhodesVA well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess
@@pg13snipez 😮💨 dear hylia
@@KieraRhodesVAI genuinely thought this was AI generated somehow, you could definitely voice her in official games and I could not tell the difference! Its incredible
This is the true power of the triforce of courage. Man had the balls to take on the calamity with nothing but his underwear and a few weapons he found lying around.
Link just suddenly talking out of nowhere is the funniest bit I’ve seen from any Zelda meme
1:14 Biblically accurate link
What's that music theme with the trumpet called?
@@kyleplair4929Benny hill theme
@@grahamrange7092 thanks 👍🏾🙏🏾
This should be a cutscene for beating the game in less than 30 minutes
This is why Link didn't answer her in the game! 😂
That's such a perfect Zelda voice!
Thank youu!! :D
This ain’t the Legend of Zelda…
It’s the Legend of Cassandra.
1:58 to be fair he had no idea what the calamity was and just heard "Link, save me." come from the castle
0:49 they get automatically Freed
Kiera did an AMAZING Zelda voice like holy shit
Thank you so much!! :D
You mean Cassandra?
2:57 lmao
“CASSANDRA NOOOOOOO”
Link trying to figure out what compelled him to do things, not realizing he is a video game character
I havent laughed as hard sice hearing Ganondorf saying "CRYSTAL METH"
Link please
@@that1cat999 Look up "Ganondorf's Evil Plan" by Shayy
@@that1cat999heh, link
Now Zelda knows what Amy Rose has to deal with on a daily basis.
Holystone your right.
I mean in Sonic's case he really just has to get the job done, at most he might need the emeralds for good measure
‘Cassandra noooooooo!’
‘F*CK YOU LINK!’
Had me dying
Zelda should just be grateful he didn’t spend a year getting side tracked.
A masterpiece xD Thank you so much for this!!!
This It’s how I imagine how Link voice sounds.