Worst Hell Simulator Got Censored | Agony

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  • @early-tv
    @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    Hey all, Happy New Year!
    It has occurred to me that saying “share this with your friends” immediately after saying “beef curtains” is a poor strategic choice
    Have some links:
    ko-fi.com/earlybird
    twitter.com/earlybird_tv
    twitch.tv/earlyybird

    • @KyNiDo
      @KyNiDo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Great video on a not so great game :) I remember picking this one up because the art style looked really unique at the time, didn't really know much else about it. Played it for maybe 30 minutes before feeling nauseous from the sluggish movement, over done motion blurring and generally dark, murky visuals. One of the few games to ever make me feel unwell playing it. Which, I guess, makes it an accurate Hell simulation. Oh, also thought I'd mention the Twitter link you have here points to the wrong profile. One in the description seems right. Happy New Year :D

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@KyNiDo Yeah this game threatened to make me feel nauseous with the movement as well haha. Aaannndd whoopsie doodle that's what I get for typing it out manually on my phone, thanks phone. Fixed, thanks a ton for the heads up 🤣🤣

    • @dianaberlin4767
      @dianaberlin4767 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Happy New Year

    • @AedanBlackheart
      @AedanBlackheart 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hey hey hey, you're a woman of the people; if there's going to be a river of floppy dongs then bring out the curtains of beef.

  • @Gat720Dua
    @Gat720Dua 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +206

    In my opinion they made the mistake of making it into a game. They could've made it into a art book.

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      Yeah I mean honestly the gameplay is just so… detrimental to enjoying the environment. I’m not normally a huge fan of walking simulators but I think this game would have been a better walking simulator… or yeah an art book 😂

    • @hanliu3707
      @hanliu3707 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      but art book don't really sale, right?

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@hanliu3707 ...I hoard art books like a weirdo, an Agony artbook would be super cool👀
      But yeah games sell more but also cost significantly more to create, so who knows it could theoretically work out lol.

    • @Gat720Dua
      @Gat720Dua 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@early-tv There would certainly be less controversy. Can't get upset over a book with pictures XD

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@Gat720Dua Idk.... I have learned to never underestimate people's ability to get upset 🤣

  • @Phrogly
    @Phrogly 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +133

    That moment when you don't have enough bricks to build a wall, but you do have a pile of babies.

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      We've all been there

    • @Stuurminator
      @Stuurminator 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

    • @numberyellow
      @numberyellow 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🤣

    • @Kriseiri
      @Kriseiri 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      wave o'babies

  • @Electric0eye
    @Electric0eye 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    You can't censor a game that's primary feature and redeeming quality is the fact it is not censored.

  • @ouka6686
    @ouka6686 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    I didn't even realize these guys made Succubus, but it makes so much sense. At least the devs understand what makes hell suffering

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I’m morbidly curious to check out succubus next… is it as terrible? It’s gotta be at least an improvement right lmao 💀

    • @ouka6686
      @ouka6686 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@early-tv Succubus has gameplay. It's uh... Probably not stream friendly, at all. It's just really slow, combat is very basic, and the only thing the game really does narratively is either scream nonsense or go "Hey there's nudity!"
      It's also first person melee combat, heavily focused on room clearing for progression, but there's just so much of it with so few things you can do in combat. There's just a bad mix of slow attacks, low damage, and too many enemies.

    • @Sandro_de_Vega
      @Sandro_de_Vega 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Well you have same characters and even models in both games. And they are somehow conected by plot.

    • @mercurioslevin1877
      @mercurioslevin1877 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      They are also working on a sort of city builder/strategy game that is sort of a follow on from Succubus, player is a newly risen Hell Priest with the succubus acting as your advisor why your trying to conquer all of hell

    • @godzillazfriction
      @godzillazfriction 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ouka6686there's one thing that i definitely know about someone who 'analyses' a game with 'heavy' topics, and it's always the same boring, generic and one-noted spewage of what the narrative supposedly is...

  • @andrewbussey7279
    @andrewbussey7279 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    You had me at pork swords and beef curtains.

  • @So_Toasty
    @So_Toasty 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    "they basically tell you you're a horrible person and solely responsible for everything bad that's ever happened to them."
    man, i've been there... having kids is tough.

    • @Shenaldrac
      @Shenaldrac 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You're not SOLELY responsible for that though. The process takes two hugh manns to accomplish.

  • @ItsBunnyBuns
    @ItsBunnyBuns 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    You…I like you. I like your use of memes, your humor, your edits, and your obvious feelings of fun/frustration (funstration? Idk) you’re having in these videos. I’m binging them all right now. Your long form video you made recently was sooo good.
    You only have 3k subs right now, but that definitely will change. Im excited for your future!

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Haha thanks so much I really appreciate it!
      Agony was definitely just plain old frustration 🤣🤣

  • @oiwithyou
    @oiwithyou 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    Seen a few games where the art department was quite good only for the gameplay and story departments to drop the ball. Always made me wonder if there should be a genre called immersive art exhibit or something.

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Radiohead has an art exhibit on Epic called Kid A Mnesia Exhibition and it’s soooo good. I think there’s definitely room for art exhibits as a genre 🥲

    • @beardalaxy
      @beardalaxy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      a lot of people call those sorts of things "walking simulators." sometimes they have a story, sometimes they don't.

    • @The_Real_Black_Jesus
      @The_Real_Black_Jesus 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      There are actually games that were made with that description at one point in time. Jacob Geller reviewed a few of them.

    • @exist4046
      @exist4046 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@early-tvThey also used to have one called Polynesia. i miss Polynesia soooo much, it used to be on the app store but its basically just totally disappeared.

    • @persomiissleepy
      @persomiissleepy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean it kinda exists for video games it's filed under interactive art. The best example I can give is the Demoscene ment to show off the PS3's graphical capabilities Linger in Shadows.

  • @DainnGreywall
    @DainnGreywall 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    Holy hell, I haven't heard about Agony in ages.
    Also, speaking of Agony being obscure, TH-cam literally thinks you're talking about Amnesia in the "Game featured" section lmao.

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I KNOW. I was trying to put Agony in as the game but it didn't come up... Which is insane because there are some really obscure visual novels and Steam games with like 3 reviews that popped up but not Agony.
      I don't know why TH-cam thinks it's Amnesia 🤣🤣

    • @So_Toasty
      @So_Toasty 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      TH-cam apparently thinks nearly every horror game is Amnesia in that case. I have seriously seen that in so many videos about games that were most definitely not Amnesia.

    • @Cheezitnator
      @Cheezitnator 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Probably because it's so dark. Lol

  • @THaB4DGuY
    @THaB4DGuY 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    12:40 thats nothing
    that baby got it easy
    now if that baby had to grow up and play agony or scorn, then THAT would just be cruel disturbing sickening torture!

  • @safebox36
    @safebox36 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    It's worth noting that the ESRB allows both male and female genitals to be in games without it getting an AO rating.
    However, if it's _too_ details then it goes up a rating.
    It's why BG3, CP2077, and quite a few other games were able to get away with it; there was a limit to the actual detail being shown.

  • @missdivine3557
    @missdivine3557 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    Honestly, I’m not sure making this a walking sim would’ve saved it, cause at that point it’s the game Scorn

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      It might not have saved it completely but it sure would have saved me from having to experience being bullied by that torch. Torchure 😭😭

  • @keiranleeoates
    @keiranleeoates 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    The M rated and Censored version are both heavily altered from the release version, a lot and I mean a lot of puzzles and bits were removed, the maze you go through at the start use to be a long and piss take maze to get all the peaces to just go up the wall to leave, after the update they made it easier and now you can walk past it, a lot of puzzles were outright removed where now you just walk through them, so if you do come across a room that felt like you was supposed to do something or solve a puzzle but didn't, it's probably one of the puzzles they removed. I played it on launch and it was so fucking stressful to no end with puzzles that didn't even work or had no logic and was RNG, the maze you had to explore a dark maze with multiple things that will kill you and if you died once you had to do it all over again and I got lost because it was to dark, the maze had crevasses you had to squeeze through that were almost impossible to see. There is so so much more about this game just from the massive change they did from day 1 release and the update that removed a lot of the stuff.
    Would love to go through the changes if I could remember them and the problems I had with the game on day 1 and then playing it after the patch and changes but it would take way to long. 1 thing as well was the whole mess of giving those that got the game on launch the M rated version then it being removed from their accounts to then give them it as a DLC. I remember getting the M rated version for free then it being removed to then get a M rated DLC for my base version. This game has so so much about it but I'm already filling this comment out like it's story or something.

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ....that makes sooo much sense as to why the mazes felt completely arbitrary hahaha. You literally do just waltz right on through them and ignore 95% of it 💀
      I sure wish they would have removed some of the enemies while they were at it. A stealth portion here and there would be totally fine but man are they excessive... They're such a chore to deal with in the main story mode 😭😭
      It says a lot about the games mechanics when the game would be better off with them removed lol. It's really a shame this should have been such a cool game.

    • @keiranleeoates
      @keiranleeoates 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @early-tv I remember being interested in the game when they released their first trailer. My memories of Agony are very foggy now as it's been a long time, but this is what I can remember.
      .Playing the game, the second time, removed all scripted events and cutsenes
      .Deleting the game and reinstalling it will delete your save and all your progress.
      .Starting a new game to get the cutscenes and events to work would erase all progress and collectables (there was no new game plus or whatever at launch)
      .Human women weren't in the game, and it was just wrinkly old men (no idea if that's why the womens faces look plastic and smooth) (also extra, with the added feature of women they also added random sex and rape around the map, so now you would just see creatures and humans having sex around the map randomly which felt like someone just clicked randomly around the game placing them as they felt out of place)
      .Check points were brutal and wouldn't save halfway through the mission sometimes so if you died near the end of that section, you had to do it all over again (this happening in the Ice area a lot.)
      .Collectibles would save to check points and not when collected, so if you died before hitting the next area, you got to get them again. (This led to me spending hours looking as I remember getting 1, so I never checked, not knowing I died back then, so it unchecked it as collected)
      .There was more puzzles and they would lock you in a place for hours.(the maze took ages to find stuff and the checkpoint was when you first enterd, so if you got the last bit and died, you had to do it all over again, put this on top of collectong all the items as well I wasted way to much time in the maze and stressed out over it)
      There is so many changes and stuff removed from the launch built as I've said before, and this isn't all of it sadly or luckily, there are some others I think I remember, but since I'm not sure, 1 being.
      .There was only 1 ending and the others were updated in (can't tell as the only other ending I could get is having Baphomet eat you half way through the game for saving all the fallen angels, but since the main game was so against players replaying and collecting stuff, I struggled to try and get the endings untill they released the patch)

  • @noone6812
    @noone6812 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Playing this game felt like adventuring inside of a blood-clot.

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Accurate

  • @Umbra_Nocturnus
    @Umbra_Nocturnus 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I guess the censorship-committee decided that hell would be more agonizing if women had no built-in crotch pockets and wieners could only exist in an old, wrinkly and flaccid state? I've only seen like half an hour of this game before my friend uninstalled it from his Switch. Too bad we couldn't see how well it runs on a Nintendo.
    Anyway, happy new year :)

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They truly did manage to make hell agonizing that's for sure lol.
      Happy new year!!🎉🎉

  • @r.babylon2885
    @r.babylon2885 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "Beef curtains" brings me back to Dune: "swelling beef"

  • @Dzyan
    @Dzyan 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Not sure how I ended up here, or why I decided to watch another video on this train wreck.
    I backed this on KS way back when. People were so mad at the censorship thing and it was such a non issue because the game was just... bad either way.
    The censorship is so strange too, like you pointed out. Dick physics (flaccid only!), different baby kill animations, kicking pregnant woman in the stomach. You put in a single vulva though, oohhh man, well that there is porn! You know it when you see it.
    Anyway, went back and watched some of your other videos and enjoying it so far, keep it up!

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Thanks a ton, appreciate it!
      I agree people get very hung up over the censorship when even if Agony went balls to the walls Adult Only it would still be a chore to play.
      I think the weirdest thing to me about the censorship is that the female models that don't do anything remotely sexual can't have anatomically correct body textures.... but they can wave a detailed vag around in your face every time you pick up a skill fruit lmao. I guess the difference must be that it's portrayed as not on a person :'D strange rules lol.

    • @Dzyan
      @Dzyan 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @early-tv Oh man! I forgot about the "forbidden fruit!" Even the logo and main demon type in the game are meant to look like vaginas with teeth.
      I remember that they "softened" two of the endings, one being tentacle r*pe and the other being demon r*pe. They moved the camera so it wasn't so explicit in both cases. No idea about in unrated, don't care nearly enough to play it again. To anyone who really wants to see the endings, just pick up a cheap VN on steam. About the same level of character design, and probably better gameplay.

  • @neoqwerty
    @neoqwerty 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    ...You know a game is bad when it compares unfavorably to Demonophobia in all departments except the graphic assets, including visibility, and that fetish game has urinating yourself as a puzzle solution that makes sense in context.

  • @The_NaiveMelody
    @The_NaiveMelody 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    This really was the hell simulator of all time

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Of all time. ✨✨

  • @stevenguitink5947
    @stevenguitink5947 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I remember hearing reviews of this game back when it was released, people decrying how censorship had killed it and attempting to dig deeper meaning from it as if it was some lost piece of true art. It's honestly hilarious to me how much people will defend rubbish like this in the name of censorship when they really just want to see tits and gore. At least be honest when you defend shit like this.

  • @sasquatchhohman8241
    @sasquatchhohman8241 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    An Earlybird video on New Years when I'm too sick to move, perfect.
    Another great video.

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Happy new year, I hope you feel better soon!! ♥

  • @Zenlore6499
    @Zenlore6499 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Agony! That can cut like a knife!

  • @AustralianMurderTurtle
    @AustralianMurderTurtle 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This is a game I did not finish, kept getting lost, and the stealth sections were annoying.
    Visually good, game bad.

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yep the whole game feels like a chore rather than anything fun lol.

  • @Mister.Minutes
    @Mister.Minutes 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Brand new Earlybird, great way to start the new year!

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Happy new year!!! 🎆

  • @LaurentiuBadea
    @LaurentiuBadea 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I'm glad I found your channel. You're going to the top, I can tell.

  • @XstickbuddyX
    @XstickbuddyX 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    what a way to start 2024 demon vajayjay

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      We kick off the new year right ‘round these parts 😎

  • @YouMakeMyMotorRun
    @YouMakeMyMotorRun 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Games like these prove how much of a group effort game developing truly is. You can tell the 3D artists and designers were top notch, but... the programmers and other devs were either cut short on time or trying to do something far beyond their skills.
    Many of the issues you point out have a clear solution that I'm sure the devs would have found out, if they had the time or experience for it... like the jagged floor issue: simply craft the gameplay colliders manually, so the floor is always smooth and any detail that points out can be either phased through or hovered over. Redoing collisions manually takes a bit of trial and error and a lot of time, but it's easily done and does wonders to help gameplay.
    Lightning is the same. Trial and error and testing on different screens. I'm sure it looked fine on whatever screen they tested on, but wrong color profiles and callibration can turn the user experience into a nightmare, and as bothersome as it is, it's a dev's responsibility to try to account for that issue as much as possible.

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This game really does have some fantastic designs and cool ideas, but like yeah it just didn't come together in a way that fully works.
      Right on the money with the lighting issue, no matter how much I cranked up the brightness in certain sections it'd still look pitch black but I've seen a lot of comments of people saying they never had an issue with the lighting so I'm sure it looks perfectly fine for some users.
      Developing is extremely tough. I've heard the Uncensored version fixes some of these issues.

    • @YouMakeMyMotorRun
      @YouMakeMyMotorRun 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@early-tv I've studied graphic design for printing and it's the same issue. No matter how well you try to adjust the brightness and saturation values of your work, there's always going to be some miscommunication between what you see on your screen, what others see on their screen and what eventually comes out of the printing machines. It's basically a guessing game and it might be an error on your end, on the developers' end, or basically that the game visuals work on some configurations but not on others. It all ends up boiling down to a lack of testing in my opinion.
      About the censoring, though, there's a lot to be said. I find it quite baffling that newborn babies can be used as mortar, but a vagina can't be shown.

  • @mannygomez3577
    @mannygomez3577 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You should do more bad horror video game reviews! I’m here for it

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I love bad horror games! Will definitely be doing more in the near future 😄

    • @mannygomez3577
      @mannygomez3577 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yesssss slay momma!

  • @SuperXAsh
    @SuperXAsh 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    enjoyed the hell out of this review. Glad to find this. Looking forward to more.

  • @seraphim2001
    @seraphim2001 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "....talking about their next game, Succubus, before they finished Agony..."
    Me: They made Succubus? *googles* Oh....yeah, that would be why I got a weird feeling about it when I saw the designs and theme...

  • @riibon4701
    @riibon4701 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Its a bit weird that female body parts had to be censored but male body parts were okay. Like it doesn't make sense. Either have both censored or not at all.

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The ESRB works in mysterious ways 🤣

  • @xeno120
    @xeno120 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    When you started with "Just wieners" I knew it was about to be a ride lmao

  • @AmaryInkawult
    @AmaryInkawult 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    If only they went all out with their original depraved hell concept like Dante's Inferno did.

  • @Densoro
    @Densoro 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    In 2018, I thought it made sense that this game folded to dodge an AO rating.
    Fast forward to today, and seeing Fear & Hunger thrive with _two_ AO ratings makes Agony seem so meek in comparison - and the content of F&H seems _more hellish_ because it’s not literally set in hell, so it’s not as monotonous.

  • @taonyaanzu
    @taonyaanzu 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    14:15 pure poetry. Beautiful!

  • @Funkpocalypse
    @Funkpocalypse 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I was about to take my medication and noticed I didn't have any water left--right as I got up to get more fuckin' water, I hear "Oh and, uh, wait before you go--"
    Classic. Easy sub.

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Heh heh gottem 😎

  • @PurpleXVI
    @PurpleXVI 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I watched someone play through this game live when it first released, and MAN it was bad. Like even the horny weirdness didn't even register compared to how BAD the game was.

  • @nessdragon
    @nessdragon 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Pretty spot-on review. I got the unrated version on Steam in one bundle or another and I fired it up a few Halloweens ago, since I try to marathon horror games around that time. I can't say I felt scared, but I can say it was a miserable experience. Just deeply, deeply unpleasant to play. Which, in a way, I suppose does make it an accurate walking simulator of Hell, but that wasn't a selling point for me to continue playing it.
    Also, if someone campaigned on allowing vagina textures in M-rated games, I'd vote for them, solely because it's a tangible policy point which is more than other candidates have offered. So I think you have a good shot in November, Earlybird!

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Haha! Thank you for your vote the campaign is well under way 🤣

  • @thinbulb8832
    @thinbulb8832 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I remember my sister in law getting it to play, we couldnt even get past the first few parts because the game was so dark to navigate, the little light path didnt even help much. There was no explanation on what to do, so we felt like we were just running around aimlessly, they just drop you in and expect you to get it. Returned it a couple days later for something else

  • @The_Ortiz
    @The_Ortiz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I also had an issue with that stupid torch. Couldn’t finish the game since it crashed so much

  • @travisgeorge1553
    @travisgeorge1553 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Important question of our lifetime...
    Should we call them, breasticles or chesticles?
    The fate of humanity, depends upon it.

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Hmm… well I don’t know the answer to that but I do know that my phone keeps trying to autocorrect breasticles to breadsticks and that is very funny.

  • @Aenimal-or9lk
    @Aenimal-or9lk 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    New to your channel, but definitely am a fan of your content and take, hilarious and respectful to devs, I never subscribe but am proud to say I have to your channel and look forward to the videos…. Keep up the hilarious work. You are awesome

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks so much, appreciate it!!

  • @gundamgunpla4685
    @gundamgunpla4685 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You cracked 2k Earlybird! Happy New Year and you are blowing up just like I suspected /sherlockface

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I did I’m super shocked lol! Thanks a ton and happy new year 🎊

  • @kingfreedom160
    @kingfreedom160 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Suddenly, Saints Row the Third's Penetrator Bat is starting to make a lot more sense...

  • @Lupo-Exulans
    @Lupo-Exulans 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Tried to play this when it first launched, but I couldnt cope with how bad it was overall.
    Played Succubus from start to finish though, damn that main theme still sounds awesome.

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I do kinda wanna check out Succubus haha. I'm hoping it's a little less frustrating 😅

  • @caodogao4327
    @caodogao4327 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I'm not in the US, but i will vote for you.

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Thank you for your support. As president I promise to bully the ESRB for the both of us 🇺🇸🦅🫡

  • @retrohero5475
    @retrohero5475 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It kinda reminds me of some of the more detailed environments in doom (2016/eternal...at least the ones that werent insane) That, and the one really gory Geiger-esque art piece game. Scorn I think?

  • @SerahValentine
    @SerahValentine 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    True agony is that I finished watching this and immediately broke my phone screen.

  • @KypForPresident
    @KypForPresident 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Damn I remember being exited for this, back when it was released. It looked like a really cool Hell Design and I bought it right away. It was just painfully bad.
    Altough I have a dim memory of having trouble with the Torch throwing as well, so its not just you.
    The second game of the devs, Succubus, is a lot better. By a lot better, I mean not completly shit. Decent, Not good.
    But if anyone wants to get a look at the cool Hell Designs, get Succubus instead. You can acctually finish that without eating your keyboard in frustration.

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Haha that torch is evil... I'll have to check out Succubus at some point just out of curiosity lol. I believe the dev team has another Agony spinoff RTS in the works right now as well.

  • @ssfbob456
    @ssfbob456 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When I first started this game I had some weird bug where I was bombarded by rhythmic bursts of static that was so annoying that I turned it off five minutes in and never looked back. That bug saved me.

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hahaha, yes it did!

  • @MaydaySilly
    @MaydaySilly 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    14:17 Truly one of the best philosophers of our time 🪱🪱

  • @allansmallwood4046
    @allansmallwood4046 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    So brave of you to advocate for nudity equality. Good for you.

  • @serfass
    @serfass 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I guess the properly named the game :'D

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They suuuure did.

  • @elizabethtangora4353
    @elizabethtangora4353 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    15:14 I laughed so hard and laughed each time I replayed 😂

  • @mashtonish
    @mashtonish 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    great. now I'm on a list because you said "beef curtains"

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A list of cool people 😎

  • @tenow
    @tenow 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Visuals and gameplay description make it barely any different from Succubus

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Really, that’s interesting lol. I kinda wanna check out Succubus out of morbid curiosity but I kinda hoped it’d be an upgrade from stuff they learned from Agony 🤔

    • @Dongulator
      @Dongulator 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Succubus has one thing up on this game: you can actually fight and kill the annoying enemies.

    • @tenow
      @tenow 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Oh, I didn't know these games are from the same developer. Succubus has sharp but unappealing visuals, very boring combat and lots of shock content. I prefer japanese games where they can combine provocative and attractive visuals, here it's just snuff and boredom.

  • @venomsjunkmail
    @venomsjunkmail 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I mean the texture of a vagernous can be very important depending on circumstances.

  • @THaB4DGuY
    @THaB4DGuY 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i bought it for like 2 bux, i still feel ripped off.

  • @DearAnem0ia
    @DearAnem0ia 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hey, at least that one demon was hot.

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The sequel to this game has bikini DLC 👀

  • @collectionfanatic
    @collectionfanatic หลายเดือนก่อน

    The fact there's a glitch on the ps5 version that not only crashes your game but erases your save file was enough to make me just quit the game altogether. Idk if they ever patched that but I don't think I'll ever pick up the game again to find out.

  • @MeretrixTricks
    @MeretrixTricks 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Could you kindly tell me the name of the track around 3:52? I heard it so many times in different videos, and I would love to know its name.

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Local Forecast - Kevin MacLeod
      :D

  • @MrUnmake
    @MrUnmake 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’ve played the game a couple times but could never complete. Too frustrating and hard to know where to go as you pointed out.
    It’s a bit of a shame it turned out like that. I love the idea of hell simulators and just more openess when it comes to nudity and violent imagery. Censoring beef curtains then is just lame.

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I would have been thrilled with this game if it weren’t so frustrating. The aesthetics of it are honestly really cool, I wanted to like it.

  • @theshockmaster8071
    @theshockmaster8071 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I was like one of the few who liked this glitchy mess

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I really want to like it 😫
      If it wasn’t so glitchy and had less frustrating gameplay I’d probably be obsessed with it lol.

  • @blackmonish
    @blackmonish หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ah Twitter. I ask you, I ask ALL of you: how did 90's texting become popular again?

  • @ExpertContrarian
    @ExpertContrarian 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    14:10 then how does cyberpunk get away with it? Is it just because there’s no close-up shots?

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I’m assuming so, it’s also extremely covered and vague compared to the dingdong counterpart. When I was digging around through ratings stuff I also noticed that female anatomy is slightly more acceptable when mostly covered by pubes. The ESRB is strange 😂

  • @vgman94
    @vgman94 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Was skeptical going into this as I had seen this game when it came out and enjoyed watching it at least.
    But this not only gave new information, but I found pretty much every sentiment agreeable to some degree or another. This was a blast to watch.

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thanks, appreciate it!

  • @stetson_elam
    @stetson_elam 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I followed this game for at least a year before it came out, got. A physical copy day 1 from my local game store. (Got it for free for doing some work for the store owner) played it for about an hour and sold it back to the same store the next time I went back. Such a disappointment.

  • @Betapvnk
    @Betapvnk 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Dude… you sounded like Ethan Ralph there for a sec

  • @troin3925
    @troin3925 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Honestly, I really enjoy Agony Unrated. By the way, while it's still a bit buggy, it's much better optimized than the original (I'm not sure if that's saying much since I avoid the original version like the plague but am fully aware how the optimization somewhat improved a bit. While it still has bugs, it was at least still functional for me), and even the ui has changed.

  • @gerritjahn2486
    @gerritjahn2486 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Do you think you can make a follow-up video on Succubus? Maybe you could touch a bit more on certain themes (like the sexual violence and infanticide), because I don't think those need and in fact should not be portrayed in the way they are in both Agony and Succubus.
    Great video by the way and I ended up binging all your content in one session yesterday ^^

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Thanks so much, I really appreciate it! ✨✨
      I'm definitely curious to check out Succubus but at the same time I really don't want to play it after suffering through Agony LOL. I probably will though especially since I've heard it's a bit less tedious since you can at least fight off enemies.

    • @SerenoOunce
      @SerenoOunce 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@early-tv Succubus may not be Agony, but it's still Hell.

  • @Rullisi
    @Rullisi 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Surprised that this funny game got reviewed by someone. Not a backer or anything, I 100% achievements on the unrated version. All gallery fully unlocked. I have pretty good patience but I think the game is just pain and meh. I liked the little gallery walkthrough. Some chapters like the weird mushroom foresty place for instance is just a really weird ugly assets slapped everywhere without too much thought.
    I never found the darkness or level design as confusing as you seemed to have or maybe it was a difference with the unrated version but I'm pretty good at spacial awareness and memory, I think, so maybe that helped me to not be in too much agony while playing this.
    I have played the next game Succubus too. I think it's definitely an improvement. It's like Agony but with gameplay. It is about as janky and edgy as Agony.
    Did you ever try the succubus gamemode in the Agony game yourself? I enjoyed that way more as you don't feel like you're in as much danger and you can I guess enjoy the visuals of the game more and take some alternate paths but you make your way to the same place as Nimrod's (the player character in normal gamemode) soul is headed if I can remember ccorrectly. Oh and the sex scenes I just remembered... They're like badly animated SFM animations on orange TH-cam. They could've like turned those into some minigames for the lack of gameplay especially on the succubus gamemode but ah well.
    Aaanyway very disorganised thoughts on this game in this comment here, ama if you have anything considering I decided to complete all the content the game had.

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I do kinda want to check out Succubus out of curiosity.
      I didn’t try out the succubus mode in Agony too much but it is definitely a preferable way to play the game in my opinion haha.
      I don’t think navigation would have been as rough for me if the brightness wasn’t so low I felt like I couldn’t see anything the whole game 🤣

    • @Rullisi
      @Rullisi 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@early-tv The succubus is -70% off on Steam rn btw, if you're interested in trying it out.

  • @thesheffshow2594
    @thesheffshow2594 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Pork sword is the best term ive ever heard and i will be now using at least once a day

  • @TenchiKinjin
    @TenchiKinjin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Great videos! Keep it up! Also you might have made me want to play this game even though it looks awful lol

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Godspeed if you do 🤣
      Honestly it’s kinda cool to look at, just wish it wasn’t so sluggish and frustrating to play.

  • @seeinred
    @seeinred 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Ohh, this one. I remember seeing this game after release. I had no info on kickstarter side at that point.
    I just thought the game was... stupid. Like the creators - similar to Outlast - had confused "scary" with "disgusting" and even the "disgusting" part was tainted by someone's fetishes. The end result is game with no gameplay, no story, and a very mediocre shade of a theme.
    I wonder how worse it was. I guess i'll find out now :D

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Eeyyyuuupp confusing scary with disgusting is definitely a thing that happened with Agony lol, good way to put it.

  • @SunsetEnvy
    @SunsetEnvy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I had the misfortune of watching a full gameplay of this game uncensored.. on TH-cam.. when I was a minor. And I only remembered it again when seeing this video in my recommended lol the memories flooded back in through the gates of trauma this game caused me.

  • @Hugo_Tate
    @Hugo_Tate 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The character looking like Zoolander edit 😂

  • @numberyellow
    @numberyellow 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Germany will likely never get the unrated version. Their censorship laws are something else....and they actually get worse, as time progresses, lol. Germany did a MASSIVE over-correct after WWII....shit's crazy.
    Anyway, While this game is a stinker, i've heard it's sequel was a bit better. GManLives did a review on it a while back. Games with explicit content like this, are why i think it's a GOOD thing Steam started allowing AO-rated games on the platform. I'm sure they only did it for the money, because there's clearly a market for that sort of thing, but it's good for devs, because now if they want to make a game that has gratuitous, excessive nudity or violence, or adult situations, they don't hafta worry about changing any of that, because they can always bring it to market....as long as it, of course, doesn't have any CSA material.

  • @dougbarrett619part2
    @dougbarrett619part2 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The stream review made me lol soda out my nose

  • @LFrost2378
    @LFrost2378 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This game is even just frustrating to watch!

  • @iancharles1571
    @iancharles1571 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Do yourselves a favor and play Agony for Commodore Amiga instead.

  • @cyanthrope
    @cyanthrope 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I played maybe an hour, found it too tedious, and uninstalled it lol. Gave it more of a chance than I might have otherwise if it didn't have that aesthetic appeal tbh, kept expecting to find gameplay or story that would back it up. Had no idea there was any drama around it

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It really is a tedious game.
      Shame because a lot of the designs are really cool.

  • @Feenix102
    @Feenix102 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    lol, bear milkers. Not heard that before. :)

  • @brazoshopper5081
    @brazoshopper5081 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    no Agony, no Bragony

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      this is my favorite comment

  • @agmatwot
    @agmatwot 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I know we've only just met, and this is crazy, but will you be my new favorite youtuber?

  • @donniethezombie4495
    @donniethezombie4495 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It actually infuriates me when devs make their games so dark you cant shit. Like do you want me to see the world you built or not? I didn't pay "x" amount of money to stare at black screen.

  • @Dongulator
    @Dongulator 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    What's the best hell simulator? I'm thinking DOOM 2016 or The Darkness.

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Does Devil May Cry count? ...because if it does then it's DMC🤣
      I've also heard Dante's Inferno is kinda cool. Haven't played it though.

    • @Dongulator
      @Dongulator 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@early-tv I forgot all about Dante's Inferno, that's a strong contender. DMC's hell doesn't feel very hell-like to me. There's also Shadows of the Damned.

    • @kubli365
      @kubli365 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Twitter

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@kubli365 Twitter might be good competition for Agony for the title of worst hell simulator 🤣🤣

  • @AedanBlackheart
    @AedanBlackheart 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    trying to find a guide to get all achievements was a journey on it's own. I played it on xbox and let me tell you, from outdated videos to puzzles/areas looking different it was... well hellish. I'm not sure who the hell picked the color scheme for some areas but in all honesty I'd imagine hell being well...strange and confusing to the point of causing pain etc. Trying to get all the collectibles/endings/get enough money or w/e to buy the art or something was choreish as well. But.... I felt accomplished when I completed it; literally felt like I went through a journey.
    I was disappointed however that the succubus mode on xbox did not allow gratuitous sex/nudity and the like. I mean if a game is rated 18+ and gore is okay, why the hell is sexual situations so taboo?

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I would not dislike this game nearly as much if the level design wasn't as shitty as it is! I'm probably going to make my first review focused video on my channel about bad video game design and you better believe this game is going to go into it. It's not nearly as bad as Hunt Down the Freeman's design but I'm still going to mention how to not make a hell simulator. I hate confusing design more than I do glitches because glitches can be patched, but if you cannot tell how to progress because the way is badly conveyed, you need a full on overhaul.

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The level design in this game really is awful. If you do post a video lemme know, I'd love to hear what you have to say on it :D

  • @paleknight1
    @paleknight1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Actually there was a censored, and non-censored version of Agony. Even if it is uncensores, the game has bugs that literally breaks it.

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes the uncensored version came later after the complaints.
      I’ve heard it improves the game somewhat but at the end of the day the game is just fundamentally flawed. Has some cool designs though.

  • @camrunner6633
    @camrunner6633 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Upsetty spaghetti

  • @Lucifronz
    @Lucifronz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    9:50 I'm sure you meant "a soulslike" rather than Elden Ring, because Elden Ring has a ton of really bad bosses and horribly-designed areas.
    Sorry, I have a vendetta against that game. It was the worst possible direction for FromSoftware to take and feels like they've lost their touch obsessing over difficulty over making a satisfying and fun game... and of course the repetitive use of bosses in their little (totally not) chalice dungeon content, etc.

  • @THaB4DGuY
    @THaB4DGuY 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    a less awful game but still a boring annoying confusing frustrating piece of 💩that need not exist was SCORN

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I do gotta check out Scorn someday purely for them Giger vibes, I'm sad that these games with cool aesthetics don't turn out well lol 😭

    • @THaB4DGuY
      @THaB4DGuY 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@early-tv might as well make a darkseed 3. even though i just found out part 2 existed and i never finished part 1. but i had it, and at least it was funny and had some type of personality
      scorn and agony have zero personality or soul to them
      just edgy try hard gore and sausage for shock value with giger inspired environments that were the only good thing and been better off in a doom game or something

  • @marudeath3561
    @marudeath3561 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    #JUSTICE4BEEFCURTAINS

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      We will have justice.

  • @StudioKelpie1993
    @StudioKelpie1993 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Scorn is basically the superior version and is heavily underrated imo

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I have Scorn I definitely need to play it! It’s in ye olde backlog lol.
      Love the HR Giger style though

  • @KiaraValentine
    @KiaraValentine 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've asked the refund after 1h. First time in my life

  • @adiveler
    @adiveler 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    >Sees outro
    Neverhood video when?

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Someday.... Someday I'll be motivated to do a mega video on Neverhood, Skull Monkeys, Armikrog... the works 🤣🤣

  • @Shenaldrac
    @Shenaldrac 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I mean... I feel kinda bad for the devs about the whole censoring thing. It's not their fault the ESRB is bullshit. If they say "Yeah no you get an AO rating if you do this" and Steam and other digital storefronts say "Yeah no we will not allow AO-rated games on our platforms" then you kinda have little choice. I suppose the argument could be made that they should have done it anyway and just been satisfied to have made a game that got backed and received enough funding to pay for the developers to live off of for the duration of development. A video game by commission essentially, rather than one made for market. But then you have the thing of, well. People want to make money. I don't think that' bad in moderation, and wanting to be able to have your game available for people to purchase aside from initial backers isn't unreasonable.
    that said yeah everything else is on the devs. ESRB didn't force them to have bad voice acting, bad lighting, bad writing and bad game design.

  • @windego999
    @windego999 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "When Agony was originally pitched, it was made out to be an extremely brutal adult only gorefest full of hardcore sexual scenes and nudity."
    So it's a worse Fear & Hunger then with none of the lore or really anything that makes F&H the better title.
    As an ass man though, I'd certainly miss butt physics :( Not enough to actually PLAY but it'd get me interested.

    • @early-tv
      @early-tv  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Butt physics can make a good game great, but they cannot make a bad game good 😔

  • @geoffchase3271
    @geoffchase3271 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I’m glad that I only paid 3.00 for this game!