Curb Your Enthusiasm - Larry has to fly coach

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  • @robertdean138
    @robertdean138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6785

    The bladder thing happened to me on a flight from Australia. She didn’t get up once to pee.

    • @youngfunny1824
      @youngfunny1824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +690

      I would've gotten up several times just to piss them off. People can be such assholes.

    • @YangBalanceYin
      @YangBalanceYin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Women.

    • @Nelson4207
      @Nelson4207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@youngfunny1824 you say you would get up multiple times to piss them off and then say people can be assholes.
      XD
      Becoming one of em doesnt solve the problem... only creates more.
      Next time dont be a sucker and give up the seat.
      No, is a response.

    • @trinitylivingston1286
      @trinitylivingston1286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@Nelson4207 or you know, being petty is an even better option.

    • @lordrefrigeratorintercoole288
      @lordrefrigeratorintercoole288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      just tell them you will let them. out as soon as they need to go and tell them not to worry.

  • @s.g.7572
    @s.g.7572 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    Best thing about Larry is he responds to legitimate sources of annoyance with abject, unchecked rage. He is both relatable and exaggerated.

    • @jonathandansem
      @jonathandansem ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Precisely 😂

    • @GPW787
      @GPW787 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He does what we would like to do but we don't have the balls.

    • @robertfishman3742
      @robertfishman3742 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GPW787100%

    • @mikeb1039
      @mikeb1039 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "He is both relatable and exaggerated" - perfect description

    • @wyskass861
      @wyskass861 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@GPW787 Not balls.. social and emotional intelligence and control. It's not a matter of fear or cowardice that makes people act reasonably. It's a comedic fantasy we see with Larry.

  • @TheDavidjenn
    @TheDavidjenn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1758

    I like when he finally says no when the floss comes out

    • @Milesco
      @Milesco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Best line of the video!

    • @Aevans786
      @Aevans786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    • @jdil20
      @jdil20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One of my fave bits from any series

    • @drakashrakenburgproduction5369
      @drakashrakenburgproduction5369 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @J W yeah it was...

    • @TheCleaner76
      @TheCleaner76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All that was before take off too

  • @jamesthomison4356
    @jamesthomison4356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2776

    i love how the woman is like "really?" when LD has to go to the bathroom

    • @cupcakeluv25
      @cupcakeluv25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      fuck u

    • @mikehicks8236
      @mikehicks8236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I'm pretty sure they meant love it as in they think it's really funny...smh

    • @vishy
      @vishy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I would have timed a vile smelly fart right in her face as I was struggling to get past her.

    • @maplebear6527
      @maplebear6527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @J K Um, i need context here. How from what he said, to you deduce he's racist. I NEED this information

    • @TeddyOG
      @TeddyOG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If I was Larry I would be getting up every 30 minutes at least. You want to take my aisle spot you gotta earn it

  • @lordbunbury
    @lordbunbury 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1512

    People don’t get the most basic thing in coach: window seat gets the window and 1 armrest, middle-seat gets TWO armrests and the aisle seat gets 1 armrest and some extra legroom. People always try to pirate my armrests when I am in the middle seat. I mean come on; it’s already the shittiest seat. Have some decency.

    • @Dr_Pachacamac
      @Dr_Pachacamac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Underrated comment, hit the nail on the head with that one

    • @shamicentertainment1262
      @shamicentertainment1262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      this should be displayed on screen before every inflight movie starts.

    • @benkmoskomusic3679
      @benkmoskomusic3679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That’s almost an exact quote of one of Jim Jeffries’ bits.

    • @fleebojenkins
      @fleebojenkins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      We're not animals we live in a society

    • @DownUnderTechReview
      @DownUnderTechReview 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Dr_Pachacamac It's a Jim Jefferies bit.

  • @sackc26
    @sackc26 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3765

    Is that what you want, Larry? To spend the night in Lubbock, Texas at a Days Inn with a $15 voucher from Cinnabon? Think about it.

    • @josephpurnell9596
      @josephpurnell9596 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      sackc26 crazy to think that they talked about my city lol

    • @Username-mi9ho
      @Username-mi9ho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      This is such a doctor thing to say

    • @joko3382
      @joko3382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Username-mi9ho Love it!

    • @borinakoune1803
      @borinakoune1803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      What's wrong with Cinnabon? they're dam good!!

    • @apurugganan
      @apurugganan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@borinakoune1803 But for dinner??

  • @SkylerKing
    @SkylerKing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8435

    Totally inaccurate. Coach is nowhere near this nice of an experience...

    • @MarcofKenya
      @MarcofKenya 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Skyler King lmao

    • @kermitdonatello1766
      @kermitdonatello1766 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Skyler King hahahaha reason I hate coach

    • @lauraelizabeth1789
      @lauraelizabeth1789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's not a documentary, it's a tv comedy show, duh. ...written to be funny, not accuracy

    • @CagonDeMierda1548
      @CagonDeMierda1548 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Laura Elizabeth the joke just went over your head

    • @CagonDeMierda1548
      @CagonDeMierda1548 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Guybrush Threepwood there is some truth to that, Americans are too sensitive nowadays.

  • @voycodin5042
    @voycodin5042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2874

    Had a person ask me this for the exact same reason on an international flight. I purchased the aisle seat specifically so that I can get up and go to the restroom with ease, as well as stretch out my legs. Was like nah thanks, I like my seat. On another occasion while I was in the restroom, a woman literally got up from her seat and took my window seat. I was like what are you doing? Her excuse was she needed more room to sleep and wanted me to sit in her seat 🤣🤣. I swear I thought it was a prank and we were being recorded. Had to get the flight attendant to get her to move, after she threw a fit.

    • @patrickpaganini
      @patrickpaganini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      Omg - hard to believe that's true. What appalling behaviour! Very good that you didn't give in.

    • @littletangerine1324
      @littletangerine1324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Wow, the nerve. Glad you got your seat back

    • @cokecansandwinglets5783
      @cokecansandwinglets5783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Geesh, a few weeks ago I got upgraded to first on my flight from New Orleans to Salt Lake City and there was a family of 4 who happened to select 2A, 3A, 4B, and 5D making it a huge pain in the ass for everybody bc they expected everyone else to cater to them even though when they booked there were seats next to each other!

    • @professionalprocrastinator8103
      @professionalprocrastinator8103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @PurpleRose7777 or maybe they're entitled adults who behave like spoilt children to begin with

    • @berekexer56
      @berekexer56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Should have recorded her dumb ass for us to laugh at

  • @todorkolev7565
    @todorkolev7565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    yeah that's actually quite common. I just tell them "I am sorry, I have a medical condition, too, that's why I paid extra to choose a seat that works for me"

  • @jessefoirfe1224
    @jessefoirfe1224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    Her : i have a medical condition and need to...
    Me : yeah, well i have that too...what are the odds.
    End of story.

    • @hadizaabdul4902
      @hadizaabdul4902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😃😃👌

    • @Luckimee
      @Luckimee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or just no

    • @ForOrAgainstUs
      @ForOrAgainstUs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What do you have?
      Uromisatisis.

    • @watersbey25
      @watersbey25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Smile, shake head no.done.

    • @meramail
      @meramail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah am gonna use that.. :)

  • @SkillLevel0
    @SkillLevel0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11250

    Am I the only one who thinks Larry is right 90% of the time?

    • @cubefish2320
      @cubefish2320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      I Am Groot except Larry thinks he’s right 100% of the time

    • @saysHotdogs
      @saysHotdogs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Larry’s messed up as fuck that’s what makes the show so funny
      You may wanna get that checked out friend

    • @Forestgravy90
      @Forestgravy90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +641

      No the point is usually is correct about things and other people are irritating but he usually handles things in the worst way possible and says things he never should.

    • @apurugganan
      @apurugganan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      All I know is, American Express decided to immortalize Larry's coach experience in a print ad (like he never left)

    • @LeoWhalen1933
      @LeoWhalen1933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Yes. The rest of intelligent life believes he is right 100 percent of the time.

  • @GenXersJustWalkItOff
    @GenXersJustWalkItOff 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1938

    Flossing... "No. No. No." 😃

    • @nathanreaperz8229
      @nathanreaperz8229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Michelle Stewart LOL

    • @alexkg1
      @alexkg1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Who the hell flosses out in public? Go to the restroom for that!

    • @radioheadtv3131
      @radioheadtv3131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Michelle Stewart my mom flosses in the sinner table but she’s a sensitive person so I have to tell her to please stop Nicely but she still gets offended😒

    • @Arkuzian
      @Arkuzian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@radioheadtv3131 what the fuck is the sinners' table?

    • @moneyspider1
      @moneyspider1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alexkg1 I used to have a coworker who would floss at his desk.

  • @freebee8656
    @freebee8656 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2960

    At least they were both groomed and clean. Things get significantly worse when the person is sloppy and smelly.

    • @djmotise
      @djmotise 7 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Wrong. They were both gross. She was flossing and doing her nails and blowing on him. How is that "clean." ?

    • @sajjadkazi1806
      @sajjadkazi1806 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's describing your mom

    • @olo9512
      @olo9512 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Never fly economy!

    • @tonyroca279
      @tonyroca279 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I've never had a person as bad as the lady next to Larry.

    • @thegiddyjoy
      @thegiddyjoy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lmao how can you interject with a political bias about unkempt people on airplanes?

  • @cecilyerker
    @cecilyerker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    When the music burst into Rhapsody in Blue while Larry was being tortured, that was pure poetry.

    • @mindy561
      @mindy561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was hoping some cultured viewer would name the song. Thank you!

    • @plekkchand
      @plekkchand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mindy561 It's not a song- its a kind of concerto for piano and orchestra

    • @harvey364
      @harvey364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@plekkchand What a nit-picky comment.
      OK we get it -- you know more about classical music that Mindy.

    • @KM-nw7be
      @KM-nw7be ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was (is?) also United Airlines theme

  • @korosanchez940
    @korosanchez940 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    2:30 Cliff knew about Jimmy working at Cinnabon. Bravo Vince

    • @berrog2
      @berrog2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hell yeah, BCS reference

  • @askhowiknow5527
    @askhowiknow5527 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4373

    "And I can upgrade you lol"

    •  7 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      what does that even mean??

    • @peteparker22
      @peteparker22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Ganarg☣Kraken think he means give her some cash

    • @jorgenvonstrangle000
      @jorgenvonstrangle000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      "...suh"

    • @tylertyler82
      @tylertyler82 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Bribe?

    • @justicewarrior9187
      @justicewarrior9187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Big DICK

  • @edmerc92
    @edmerc92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    I can see now how George Costanza's character is based on Larry David.

    • @shyamsundarrajan2469
      @shyamsundarrajan2469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yeah that was so George. Jason made the role for himself as well

    • @qnzman578
      @qnzman578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You know we're living in a society!!!

  • @NateZ6
    @NateZ6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1246

    The music somehow made this 1000% more relatable.

    • @aidanjames6368
      @aidanjames6368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Nathan Zhao is called Rhapsody in blue at the beginning

    • @optimisticwhovian1726
      @optimisticwhovian1726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The last song is Aint She Sweet.

    • @gaguy1967
      @gaguy1967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@aidanjames6368 those are United's seats

    • @blackopsguy1023
      @blackopsguy1023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Aidan James It’s the song for the safety video on United flights.

    • @t_mac41603
      @t_mac41603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@aidanjames6368 it's the theme song for United.

  • @McClain3000
    @McClain3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    The way he says no when she pulls out the floss killed me.

  • @DanielWilliamIronside
    @DanielWilliamIronside 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Tynnyfer! 😂
    And I just love how all that happens before the plane has even taken off 😂
    Genius!

  • @lekoman
    @lekoman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3801

    "Can you switch seats?"
    "No."
    "I have a medical condition."
    "No."
    "I have a..."
    "I heard you... you should've picked an aisle seat when you booked like all the rest of us did."
    "But..."
    "No."

    • @annamelanie5151
      @annamelanie5151 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      lekoman damn right!

    • @Luchingador
      @Luchingador 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      you do really that the hole thing with this tv show is that Larry david is acting like a dick right?

    • @geneparmesan8748
      @geneparmesan8748 6 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      Luchingador - not necessarily. Sometimes he's a dick, sometimes he's just a victim of circumstance. It turned out this woman actually did play him: she didn't get up once during the flight.

    • @cjok8367
      @cjok8367 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      So sweet when she wanted something.

    • @dewanmdurnto3592
      @dewanmdurnto3592 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lekoman I'm not that bold ,I feel bad if I say no

  • @bootdude7527
    @bootdude7527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1150

    I wonder how many times doctors never took the call to action on a flight because they didn't want to be delayed

    • @mashakalinkina7207
      @mashakalinkina7207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      It’s definitely a thing.

    • @enricog9540
      @enricog9540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Too much for the Hippocratic oath!

    • @terencejay8845
      @terencejay8845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Or sued.

    • @quackerzdb
      @quackerzdb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Wouldn't a dead passenger still cause a delay?

    • @enricog9540
      @enricog9540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There are bad apples everywhere!

  • @chrisgill2478
    @chrisgill2478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    This why I always fly shit faced. I just hold it together long enough to get on the plane and fall asleep.

    • @Pauly421
      @Pauly421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Thats actually totally legit tactic that I use a lot. Get drunk and stoned before flight so you can crash balls when on the plane and not have to deal. Just make sure you dont reek of weed lolz

    • @Geritopia
      @Geritopia 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yay!

    • @andyc9979
      @andyc9979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @William Loudermilk I've only flown twice. Well 4 technically. I never actually sleep but drift away because I'm so scared I let go after a while and block it all out. But idk maybe my subconscious doesn't allow me to sleep or I'm overtired. Usually have to wake up by the time you go to bed for early flights. I have to have a plan next time to knock myself out. I'm delirious when I get off a plane and have no clue what's going on. I look to my wife and say hey take charge

    • @BeefGeneral
      @BeefGeneral 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      And this guy’s the pilot

    • @_wormlet
      @_wormlet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@BeefGeneral A+ Comment

  • @jzarwel
    @jzarwel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I learned my lesson long ago: NEVER give up your isle seat.

  • @jordondegroote3355
    @jordondegroote3355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Such a brilliant choice to play Rhapsody in Blue (United’s safety video music) over this scene- made it way too real for me

    • @russiatellsonlytruth373
      @russiatellsonlytruth373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      United has used Rhapsody in Blue in their commercials going back to the 1980s.

  • @erickruckenberg8716
    @erickruckenberg8716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    Person : "Can I ask you a really big favor?"
    Me : *Inserts Earbuds*

  • @sparx2391
    @sparx2391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Larry David is a genius, love this show. Seinfeld was brilliant too.

  • @kaohsiung99
    @kaohsiung99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "Spend the night in Lubbock, Texas at a Days Inn with a $15 voucher from Cinnabon." LOL

  • @EPA18
    @EPA18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    This has literally happened to me! I was on a transatlantic flight. Initially, I did not have an aisle seat, but I was able to get one through using an app that told me when one became available. I get on the plane, and a woman in my row (in the window seat) said she had a medical condition that made her go to the bathroom a lot. I did not change my seat with her - and we both survived just fine.

    • @bendover2684
      @bendover2684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I Always pee in a bottle i carry with me, but it Takes some Seconds everytime to explain, why you come with more than 100ml Out of the plane

    • @englandbengal
      @englandbengal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      EPA18 kind of a dick move though.

    • @AlphaQHard
      @AlphaQHard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      EnglandBengal
      Not really. If the person knows they have a medical condition they should schedule seats ahead of time, not inconvenience others because of their poor planning. Sorry but someone’s inability to plan ahead doesn’t constitute an emergency for me.

    • @locallyringedspace3190
      @locallyringedspace3190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@englandbengal I would never leave my aisle seat for some self-centered asshole. If they really do have a medical condition, they should have booked their ticket further in advance. The only condition that I have no sympathy for is stupidity.

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AlphaQHard exactly. Thank you

  • @ondrejsedlak4935
    @ondrejsedlak4935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I always make sure to reserve the aisle seat and have never given it up for these sop stories.
    If you’re too cheap to spend an extra $10 for a seat reservation, live with your choices.

    • @rao8559
      @rao8559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      exactly. In many airlines, it doesnt even cost extra to request a specific seat- as long you book early enough

    • @calsavestheworld
      @calsavestheworld 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are the worst kind of person.

    • @prtdiva
      @prtdiva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@calsavestheworld lol no the worst kind of person is someone who booked last minute and wants to guilt other responsible people who booked early and chose their preferred seat to give up said preferred seat to the lazy last minute passenger. Nope not doing it 😬

    • @SomethingSomethingg
      @SomethingSomethingg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What airline are you flying that only charges ten extra dollars??? In the US I think it's a minimum of 50.

    • @ondrejsedlak4935
      @ondrejsedlak4935 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SomethingSomethingg Jetstar Australia. It’s a bit more now but it used to be between $10-$12 for a standard seat. $40 for an emergency aisle seat.

  • @smeejay4876
    @smeejay4876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Once had a flight to Paris from Denver and the whole time people on both sides were coughing. I felt my sanity slipping every time they coughed

    • @jacobgarcia7918
      @jacobgarcia7918 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Smee Jay did you get sick?

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Smee Jay: NOW you didn't know how lucky you had it.

    • @smeejay4876
      @smeejay4876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jacobgarcia7918 I surprisingly didn't though I was sure I would

  • @lynnturman8157
    @lynnturman8157 7 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    At least he got to enjoy a little Gershwin...

  • @Courtneyemily91
    @Courtneyemily91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love June Diane Raphael. She and Larry must've really had a hard time keeping a straight face during this one.

    • @iconoclast137
      @iconoclast137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i love her on how did this get made

  • @jjh1899
    @jjh1899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    I feel like larry gets paid to play basically himself 😂😂😂😂

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      People got tired of watching Jason Alexander do it.

    • @theyellowlightsaber3193
      @theyellowlightsaber3193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      what gave it away?

    • @markcollins2666
      @markcollins2666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And he still comes off like the king of all assholes.

    • @markcollins2666
      @markcollins2666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Dankenstein, because he whines about things that most of us see as ordinary bumps in the road. I know so many people who hate Seinfeld, when it's not Jerry, it's Larry David's writing. You would think, with a guy, David, with 400 million, he could somehow rise above his problems. Yet he's a great guy for charity. but, like Guy Fieri, is he an asshole, or just plays one on TV?

    • @taroman7100
      @taroman7100 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      DUH

  • @jimjimskimmer1935
    @jimjimskimmer1935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    One of televisions GREATEST comedy scenes. Never gets boring. Love Larry's face in the middle.

    • @michaeldoran4367
      @michaeldoran4367 ปีที่แล้ว

      78" veiny black COX glistening in the MOONLIGHT after exiting the BUTTTWHOLE of an old man who was the unwilling PARTICIPANT of some BUTTTWHOLE magic. Volleyball sized BALLZSAX with a 2" SHAFT, trying to enter the scene. "You're too short!" The 78" KOK shrugged.
      A Puerto Rican whipped out his WEENER on the school bus. 65" Diameter COK only 1" long. Bloody WEENER exits the BUTTTWHOLE of a Walmart employee's BUTTTWHOLE. BUTTTWHOLE DESTROYED. DEMOLISHED BUTTTWHOLE. BUTTTWHOLE WRECKED. Pieces of the bloody BUTTTWHOLE remains vacuumed up by a Honduran maid.

  • @edwinombac
    @edwinombac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    “With a $15.00 voucher from Cinnabon, think about it.”

  • @savehimgffff1777
    @savehimgffff1777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I have a rare condition that makes me compulsively rewatch curb your enthusiasm episodes hundreds of times. If there is a doctor watching this video please press the comment button to help.

  • @Springbok314
    @Springbok314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I like how after switching seats the woman is put out when Larry has to get up to use the W.C. That plus the United/Gershwin music is perfect.

  • @woodson21
    @woodson21 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My father in law, a surgeon, told us he was always loathe to jump in and help because if anything went wrong at all, the patient would sue the crap out the doctor trying to help. You’re covered in a hospital setting, in the rest of the world you’re a target.

  • @juneclark3584
    @juneclark3584 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like Larry. He seems so nice. Like he'd stop and talk to anyone. Such a nice man 🙂

  • @firemarshallbill4454
    @firemarshallbill4454 7 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    I cant sit in the middle im claustrophobic

    • @lynnturman8157
      @lynnturman8157 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I can't either cause I've got a medical condition.

    • @firemarshallbill4454
      @firemarshallbill4454 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Lynn Turman And not once did she get up and go to the restroom

    • @nathanreaperz8229
      @nathanreaperz8229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fire Marshall Bill LMFAO

    • @JRABFILMS
      @JRABFILMS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You can't sit in the middle because you're afraid of Santa Clause?

    • @TKinfinity01
      @TKinfinity01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JRAB FILMS you beat me to it.

  • @Joseph-rx9tp
    @Joseph-rx9tp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    "I can upgrade you" lol what does that even mean?

    • @ccamilodonneys
      @ccamilodonneys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      plastic surgery :)

    • @alcoholya
      @alcoholya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      get a better stewardess in first class is what I think he meant..

    • @bobo42024
      @bobo42024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      A bribe

    • @Beelzebunge
      @Beelzebunge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Breast implants. 👍

    • @LetsGoGetThem
      @LetsGoGetThem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jewtalk for somethin

  • @Mandy_714
    @Mandy_714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    She’s funny. Love her on Grace & Frankie.

    • @sarahl.4885
      @sarahl.4885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you!! Couldn’t remember where I saw her. I love her on Grace and Frankie, too!

    • @PhillyLeotardo25
      @PhillyLeotardo25 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Looks like she could play a lawyer

  • @svant3
    @svant3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Cinnabon?😳 Ed Begley Jr.?😳 Better Call Saul????😳😳

  • @mohammadfurkanmir7934
    @mohammadfurkanmir7934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    a girl once asked me to give her my window seat, she was already sitting there... i smiled and in a cheerful voice asked her, do you want to sit there really? and she did that girly yes... then i frowned and shouted get out of my seat... she was pissed

    • @labinot1363
      @labinot1363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In Germany we call this "Geschichten aus dem Paulanergarten"

    • @mohammadfurkanmir7934
      @mohammadfurkanmir7934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@labinot1363 no, this is true... but feel however you want...

    • @lukasnummer1
      @lukasnummer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mohammadfurkanmir7934
      You're a real Mohammad.

    • @MrTotalluck
      @MrTotalluck 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Epic. Such a héroe.

    • @red2977
      @red2977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I once gave up my window seat because a mother and child sat next to me and the mother said the kid wanted to look out the window. She was willing to trade me the aisle seat and sit in the middle herself so I would have felt like a jerk to say no.

  • @hipnhappenin
    @hipnhappenin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    I was triggered right when she said “medical condition”

    • @lovethieves1383
      @lovethieves1383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I had an aisle seat, the person next to me asked If she can sit next to her friend. she wanted me to sit in the middle?, her friend was on the other aisle (middle seat). I said yes, if she has an aisle seat since I reserved one 4 months ago. Nope. They were both watching movies, slept half way through the flight. I had to go piss about three times and nice to stretch my legs and arm to the aisle side in an 8 hour flight. Never give up your aisle seat. that shit is luxury for the economy class.

    • @arx754
      @arx754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was triggered by the fact that she's young, blonde, and beautiful. I have no doubt that women like that are masters at "playing" men and others in order to get what they want. I figure it's good for them to hear NO once in awhile. : )

    • @vando0
      @vando0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg Hipnhappenin... Whats goin on???

    • @apedike
      @apedike 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment has a new meaning now

  • @josephalphonse9494
    @josephalphonse9494 7 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    A380 on takeoff transforms into a A340 on landing!

    • @ThePaperSun
      @ThePaperSun 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I was hoping I was the only one who noticed.

    • @dirkgates584
      @dirkgates584 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Sounds like another thing Larry would add to his list of complaints. "Annnnnd, not only was I downgraded, so was the plane!"

    • @samuelclemens1691
      @samuelclemens1691 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How very, very interesting.

    • @dontreadtoomuchintomycomment
      @dontreadtoomuchintomycomment 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      strong observation, i take a bow to your prowess.

    • @lynnturman8157
      @lynnturman8157 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      psst...(it's not real, it's pretend)

  • @SomethingSomethingg
    @SomethingSomethingg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Flying in the US is particularly uncomfortable because every airline sucks. I've flown them all and either you get stuck on the tarmac or your plane gets delayed or if you're flying Southwest you get separated from your family because there's no assigned seating. It's all a big c**********

  • @Fredric_Cedrich
    @Fredric_Cedrich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I remember being about 8 years old & flying to Florida from the UK. It was my first time flying & I was on an aisle seat on the left hand side right in the middle. In the other section of coach was a water cooler but fixed on the right hand side & the easiest way to get to it was to walk up the aisle a few rows & cross over from the front row of the next section which had an extra 2 1/2 foot extra leg room so someone moving across was no fucking inconvenienced to them. In the space of an hour I must have got up 3 times. Once for myself the other times for my family. The fourth time a woman on the row shouted at me “no, you can go round the other way!” I went back & told my dad & he essentially had a Larry David moment where he got up & ripped into them “it’s no inconvenience for you to let someone walk by to get some water. You don’t own the fucking plane”
    Back then, pre-9/11 squabbles on planes were normal & weren’t treated as a law being broken.

  • @micmaliss
    @micmaliss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Only Ed Begley, Jr. can deliver such a cold line with life threatening consequences and make it logical.

    • @geronimojr7534
      @geronimojr7534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He was awesome in better call saul

    • @PR--un4ub
      @PR--un4ub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@geronimojr7534 The Cinnabon connection!

    • @geronimojr7534
      @geronimojr7534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@PR--un4ub Davis and Main the lawyer

  • @SiddharthBhandari_official
    @SiddharthBhandari_official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i once booked a window seat in a cab on my trip to mountains.. and a woman kept bugging me saying she has motion sickness, i told her i have it, and i can't control mine.. but she kept insisting, and people around started bothering me as well and throughout the journey she just sat there peacefully, lied about her sickness.
    Sadly for her.. I wasn't lying.. and i threw up all over her clothes..

  • @littletangerine1324
    @littletangerine1324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    A girl who looked younger than me asked me to switch seats because of her bladder. I told her I had the same thing so no. She only got up twice during the international flight.

  • @TheRubberStudiosASMR
    @TheRubberStudiosASMR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Why do they have to cram so many seats on a plane. People are too big these days, it is like being smothered for 8 hours.

    • @alexscott730
      @alexscott730 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      TheRubberStudiosASMR It's called making a profit.

    • @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335
      @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Alex Scott it's called being a fucking pos human who only gives a shit about money

    • @alexscott730
      @alexscott730 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      dog person I guess you just got the news😂😂

    • @shawnmd
      @shawnmd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      IIRC, economy makes up a pretty comparatively small percentage of the flights profit, they just like making you suffer so you upgrade next time.

    • @alexscott730
      @alexscott730 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      shawnmd Thats totally false.More people fly economy than buisness class.70% of the planes capacity is for economy seats so your math is weak.

  • @MrDrivingFaster
    @MrDrivingFaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    June!!! She s such an underrated actress. Loved her cameo at The Legue

  • @fergalosanchez7675
    @fergalosanchez7675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Honestly if I were Larry id have gotten up several times to use the bathroom out of spite

  • @Farhadk1989
    @Farhadk1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    To paraphrase Stewie: your poor planning doesn't constitute an emergency.
    I usually wouldn't mind moving, but sometimes i pay extra to get a specific seat, and at that point, no way i am moving.

  • @aristotle719
    @aristotle719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    For those that claim Coach is nowhere near this, consider yourself VERY VERY lucky to not have two randomly annoying travel passengers with two different angles. It happened to me before, and I can feel Larry's suffering.

    • @randolphpinkle4482
      @randolphpinkle4482 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've flown hundreds of times, and I've never had a situation this annoying or obnoxious. There was once a free seat in the middle (I had the aisle seat), and the guy sitting at the window invited his friend to sit there. I nipped it in the bud immediately. Not gonna happen. The secret to resolving most issues is just to say no.... and mean it.

  • @JANKOLLPLAYZFX
    @JANKOLLPLAYZFX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I feel this guy on so many deep emotional levels

  • @Englandforever11
    @Englandforever11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this Woman so much, she plays this so amazingly....

  • @Wordlifematt
    @Wordlifematt 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Your poor planning does not constitute an emergency for me. However, I will gladly get up if you mean to pass by"
    Larry doesn't have to say verbatim, but basically this.

  • @larvitardratini5965
    @larvitardratini5965 7 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    2 can play her game. If larry really wanted to win he could have gotten into first class easily.

    • @npc1377
      @npc1377 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      quosmo1 being nice to a flight attendant

    • @Eddy_Kusanagi
      @Eddy_Kusanagi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Larvitar Dratini q

    • @crunch9876
      @crunch9876 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      By bitching about the person he’s next to.

    • @anonymouse4138
      @anonymouse4138 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      By saying, I am worth 400 million dollars, opening his smart phone bank balance up and getting her phone number.

    • @marinarose46
      @marinarose46 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Have you not seen this show? Then you don’t now how it’s gonna work lol

  • @GeoffsSousChef
    @GeoffsSousChef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    this may be the one case in which Larry is COMPLETELY without fault❗️

  • @tinyturnip7676
    @tinyturnip7676 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That's why I'm a fan of smaller planes with 2 seats on each side.

    • @direwolf6234
      @direwolf6234 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      instead of 3 & 3 with one aisle they could have 2 / 2/ 2 with 2 aisles ...

  • @Gfysimpletons
    @Gfysimpletons ปีที่แล้ว

    The music takes me back

  • @billscannell93
    @billscannell93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I flew a lot when I was younger, and just once my uncle treated me to a first-class seat. It is SO much better, it is indescribable. There are lots of funny things about flying. This reminds me of a Seinfeld episode (I think) where a stranger sitting next to George or someone says, when they hit some turbulence, "Hello, my name is Bob Nelson, and I might be the last person you ever talk to."

    • @cat3584
      @cat3584 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bi

  • @tonybleau6219
    @tonybleau6219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    His face when he says "bullshit story" has me rolling lmaooo

  • @nea415
    @nea415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “I can upgrade you 😏” 😂😂😂

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    He should’ve asked her what the condition was and asked the doctor next to her the legitimacy of the claim lol

    • @buster5661
      @buster5661 ปีที่แล้ว

      Urinary tract infection is the general condition

  • @tbmaynard
    @tbmaynard ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The use of Rhapsody in Blue is amusing since United has used it in their ads for years

  • @unwelcomemotivation
    @unwelcomemotivation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I actually like it when people do weird sh*t on planes, helps with my flying anxiety, I think to myself like who is going to floss their teeth right before dying???

  • @jcnot9712
    @jcnot9712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Lol, I love how Larry drew the line at the flossing. Such a weird boundary too, considering everything else they did.

    • @PearsAreOkay
      @PearsAreOkay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That has an off-chance of flinging day-old decaying food particles into the same ether that you breath with; bleggghhhh. Please floss in the sink, not onto the bathroom mirror!

  • @a.sydney5036
    @a.sydney5036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Larry thinks he’s Beyoncé 😂” I can upgrade you”

  • @Kurzux
    @Kurzux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    1:31
    *Coronavirus enters the chat*

    • @MrGoocher
      @MrGoocher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What the actual fuck is your profile picture?

    • @Kurzux
      @Kurzux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daniel Malaj
      A human blud

    • @davejohnsen8540
      @davejohnsen8540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sad thing is your post is 3 months old and its getting worse!

    • @vando0
      @vando0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davejohnsen8540 and even worse

  • @Dragonflylane77
    @Dragonflylane77 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ive learned over the years it doesn't pay to be nice and no good deed goes unpunished .

  • @ptysme
    @ptysme 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "$15 vouchers from Cinnabar", had me in stitches.

  • @xosammyb
    @xosammyb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I once had someone come up to me and yell at me for taking their seat on the plane because they specifically wanted the window seat that i was sitting in. I told them its my seat and they started getting even more furious. The flight attendant came up and had to calm them down. A few seconds later i showed them my ticket and they were in the row behind mine 😂

    • @emptiester
      @emptiester ปีที่แล้ว

      Its an honest mistake and its easy tk get confused. Ots easy to blame the person for getting worked up but its a stressful situation. Id like to blame the airlines for creating such environments rather than the fliers. But then again i like cheap flights because of the wide difference in airfares.
      In summary, stay home if you dont want to meltdown or be exposed to the general public. Honestly if youre on the plane at all youre just as big of a part of the problem.

    • @craigbeade8654
      @craigbeade8654 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@emptiester I mean the dude could have just asked politely instead of being a jackoff about a seat.

    • @manjira4444
      @manjira4444 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I hope he didn’t kick your seat the whole flight

  • @quiesce8882
    @quiesce8882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This truly is the epiphany moment for a Curb Your Enthusiasm rhapsody

  • @edwinombac
    @edwinombac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “With a $15.00 voucher from Cinnabon, think about it.” Lol

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ed Begley Jr, Imdb.com . His father was on the hit 1980s era series: St Elsewhere...

    • @daverogers5609
      @daverogers5609 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DavidLLambertmobile his father? sure about that?

    • @marklowney8862
      @marklowney8862 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      1441

    • @714cjp
      @714cjp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was HIM , not his father !

  • @surfdocer103
    @surfdocer103 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The Saturday night live sketch where he appeared in every interpersonal argument, and decided the outcome was absolutely genius

  • @weetuscren
    @weetuscren 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Those actually look spacious and comfortable for coach seats.

  • @emily4gov007
    @emily4gov007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is really a guide for surviving a flight on Spirit.

  • @lutu1321
    @lutu1321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love how the world seems to be always against Larry 😂

  • @nicolasferraro4632
    @nicolasferraro4632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just noticed this scene has Cliff Main and Kim Wexler from Wish.

  • @jenniferreynolds1565
    @jenniferreynolds1565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had some young guy sit in the aisle seat on a US coast to coast. He didn't have a bladder problem, but he did have a drinking problem. He tried to get me to buy more with his card bc they cut him off. What a guy. All that before noon.

  • @fatimashaama
    @fatimashaama ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He has the most real emotions that he honestly vents when everyone else don't have the balls to!

  • @TheWestTXgal
    @TheWestTXgal ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:12 “you ever been a part of an emergency landing? Is that what you want Larry to spend the night in Lubbock, Texas at a Days Inn with a $15 voucher for Cinnabon? THINK ABOUT IT!”

    • @evg67
      @evg67 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What's he talking about?

  • @viviennea.293
    @viviennea.293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love June Diane Raphael. She is hilarious.

  • @AmarOriginal
    @AmarOriginal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I watched this whole thing thinking it was a "curb your" meme

  • @ace11sarcens70
    @ace11sarcens70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The coughing and sneezing! Omg i feel like I have covid just by watching this scene!

  • @42luke93
    @42luke93 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Okay at first I suspected the Dr. was Clifford Maine (Ed Begley) in better call Saul. But then 2:27 he mentioned “Cinnabon”! Coincidence I think not! It’s him

  • @CanadianLoveKnot
    @CanadianLoveKnot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I also prefer the aisle seat, so I can get up without asking someone to move. If someone wants to change seats with me, I throw out some absurd price to switch. That gets rid of them pretty quickly.

  • @-Zevin-
    @-Zevin- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Once I was dreading this kind of situation on a flight to Malaysia from Chicago, it was a long haul, the longest leg was going to be 14hours or so on the same plane. Who would sit next to me? How bad could it be? Ending up getting booked in economy with not a single person in the row, window seat, lifted the arm rests and laid down. Air host sat and talked to me at one point, gave me a bunch of free food and snacks in a to go bag, and we ended up meeting after the flight and hit the town together. 10/10 would fly with Air Malaysia again (If they still existed RIP)

  • @davidmeredith4561
    @davidmeredith4561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The look on Larry's face when she says she has a bladder condition! lol

  • @aeopmusic
    @aeopmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    glad to see Ed Begley, Jr. for the single-button Cinco-Fone from Cinco!

  • @tylerkochman1007
    @tylerkochman1007 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Just realized she’s the same actress that played Tynnyfer on Parks and Rec 😂

  • @Mrius86
    @Mrius86 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Rhapsody In Blue, amazing piece of music, the Bernstein version is epic.

    • @donnalevin4208
      @donnalevin4208 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sorry that United took such a soaring piece of music and turned it into a commercial. Now when most of us hear it we think of having to get half-undressed to go thru security.

  • @s559tja
    @s559tja 7 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Tynnifer is the worst.

    • @eesus55
      @eesus55 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Harry THAT’S TYNNIFER?

    • @jaromanderson2877
      @jaromanderson2877 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      She was heading to a celebrity's house to accidentally break in

    • @artonline01
      @artonline01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I wanna travel the world with her.

    • @hgyt1001
      @hgyt1001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My god parks and rec

    • @billygarcia9885
      @billygarcia9885 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Juuuuuuuuuune

  • @postmastergeneral711
    @postmastergeneral711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    TheManIsMyMuse💡ISayThatWithaStraightFace🤣

  • @mugentuner
    @mugentuner 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Doc was like I'd rather someone die than get delayed and overnight in Lubbock with a 15.00 cinabbon voucher 💀

  • @TheProGamerHW
    @TheProGamerHW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cliff Main just doesn't give a sheit anymore