{ Obey Me! } Toxic Chocolate

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  • @nightshade9177
    @nightshade9177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +959

    Nobody:
    Solomon: **proceeds to chase one human and two terrified demons down to force feed them chocolate**

    • @rocket313
      @rocket313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Two terrified demon *LORDS* with a friendly smile 😳

  • @kaleidokey9382
    @kaleidokey9382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    Solomon casually disables two rulers of hell and calls it a day

  • @m4rshm3ll0wb0b4
    @m4rshm3ll0wb0b4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    solomon deadass killed two of the 7 demon lords

    • @tut28Angel
      @tut28Angel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Its been his goal along.

  • @alexstrife-sinclair6391
    @alexstrife-sinclair6391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    Solomon's cooking is going to be the death of them one day, I swear.

    • @Natalie-dg5bi
      @Natalie-dg5bi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      We literally fainted because of his cooking

    • @Natalie-dg5bi
      @Natalie-dg5bi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @Serenity Chan lesson 42-12

    • @oksanathompson5771
      @oksanathompson5771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Natalie-dg5bi HSHS

    • @dman_7432
      @dman_7432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMAOOO IT ALREADY HASSS🤣🤣🤣

    • @Gonnakmsheartemoji
      @Gonnakmsheartemoji 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YES LMAOO

  • @JApple97
    @JApple97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    Where were Simeon and Luke to prevent Solomon from cooking??? 😭😭😭

    • @geekgal3477
      @geekgal3477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I think Sol already forced them to try it, so they are down and out

    • @user-md8fm1uy3o
      @user-md8fm1uy3o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@geekgal3477 😵

    • @geekgal3477
      @geekgal3477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@user-md8fm1uy3o I am so sorry little buddy (even tho you're taller than me-)

  • @anxietea5531
    @anxietea5531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1245

    hELPP THIS IS SO FUNNY THEYRE SO DRAMATIC OVER A SINGLE PIECE OF CHOCOLATE 😭😭

    • @orewareitomori
      @orewareitomori 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Cuz they prob gonna die from Solomon's cooking HAHHSAHHSHS

    • @jaetists
      @jaetists 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      CUZ ITS SOLOMON WHAT DO YOU EXPECT 💀✋

    • @gianjonelfadrigon5024
      @gianjonelfadrigon5024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Good thing asmo save us from Solomon I though I'm gonna die there....they should cancel Solomon to cooking duties and don't let Solomon go to the kitchen

    • @storyshiftchara1291
      @storyshiftchara1291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@gianjonelfadrigon5024 me: solomon i will eat anything you cook also me: looks at Satan and Asmo Asmo and Satan: thank....you

    • @bakatoaster6000-yt
      @bakatoaster6000-yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Id say its very reasonable considering Solomon is about to kill them

  • @shioriroy8385
    @shioriroy8385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    Solomon honey I adore you but please for the sake of the three realms PLEASE STOP MAKING ANY SORTS OF FOOD-

    • @ryn_.3518
      @ryn_.3518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I know i simp you solomon but please, PLEASE stop cooking

  • @nailpolishjellyfish
    @nailpolishjellyfish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    1:53 PLEASE ASMO IS SO FUNNY 😭

  • @natalie1576
    @natalie1576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    This turned into a horror game super quickly.
    Ps Solomon we love you but use a cookbook

    • @SquirrlesInPants
      @SquirrlesInPants 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I bet even cookbooks explode once they land into his hands 😭

    • @jasonstormsong4940
      @jasonstormsong4940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@SquirrlesInPants Nah, he’d just find a way to follow the recipes to a tee and still make inedible food.

    • @sophiesleeps12
      @sophiesleeps12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He'll probably add a "personal touch" and make it inedible

    • @chiarybLuE
      @chiarybLuE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      he cooks like he doesn't have a tongue XD

    • @amuu8216
      @amuu8216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@chiarybLuE it probably died trying to consume his cooking

  • @sinssmol1156
    @sinssmol1156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Satan, Asmo, your sacrifices won't be in vein 😭 I live because of you 😭 (lol dang so funny 🤣)

    • @sinssmol1156
      @sinssmol1156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Prachi Naik not a lesson but a devilgram "Beware the Chocolate"

  • @mrlegal712
    @mrlegal712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    It's one thing to not feel the effects of your own cooking, but to not realize that the reason people are terrified whenever your cooking is brought up is something else.

    • @pollo4210
      @pollo4210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      maybe Solomon has a disease that disables the sense of taste

    • @endlessmarchesa497
      @endlessmarchesa497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@pollo4210 it's prob because he's old that's why his taste buds are ruined? he's human after all

  • @em-erson_1406
    @em-erson_1406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Satan: *legit collapses*
    Solomon: 😀

  • @Raquel96
    @Raquel96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Asmo’s じゃあね!(byee!) when Sat’s got caught, I almost choked LMAO that voice clip was so appropriately placed 😂

  • @thatoneperson8042
    @thatoneperson8042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "Now that I've finished what I came here to do-"
    He killed two people in cold blood 😔
    What a way to go out.

  • @kessieexe
    @kessieexe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    OMG HE ACTUALLY FOLLOWED THEM WTH 😭😭😭

  • @Gaxb_ufg
    @Gaxb_ufg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I LOVE HOW SOLOMAN JUST IGNORE THE FACT THAT THEY PASSED OUT FROM THE CHOCLATE

  • @ithseem
    @ithseem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Solomon: would you like me to make you something else?
    Me: make for the exit please if you're going to show up with your cooking

  • @beyfamily998
    @beyfamily998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Solomon: i tried a few myself i'm confident that you will like them
    Me: YOUR TASTEBUDS ARE BLIND! EVERYONE KNOWS THIS!

    • @spiritualelement757
      @spiritualelement757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He may be immortal but his taste buds sure aren’t

  • @Soup_phobic
    @Soup_phobic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Imagine marrying Solomon
    The fights to see who is going to cook

    • @noken4842
      @noken4842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      and also eating his food literally have some possibilities > in between "accidently instant death" or "suddenly become immortal" like him :>

    • @spiritualelement757
      @spiritualelement757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If that were the case I will not hesitate to pin Solomon down, love the dude but I’m not dying for this

  • @jin-xx
    @jin-xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Asmo... You were such a beautiful and a kind herted demon
    Satan..... You were so smart and a cat lover like me
    We will miss you

  • @marcelacaroline6140
    @marcelacaroline6140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Asmo and Satan are my heros✊

  • @memealicious787
    @memealicious787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Soloman just finished killing two people with his cooking 😵‍💫😭

  • @theclown256
    @theclown256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Me a Solomon simp: *I'll risk my life for you to be happy, give me the goddamn chocolate*

  • @chillaxxzzz4324
    @chillaxxzzz4324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Why does this feel like they're playing a survival game 😂🤣🤣😂

  • @carrot-uj3jh
    @carrot-uj3jh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Actually, Solomon knows how to cook if only he wasn't thinking he's making potions💀

    • @Somyboo
      @Somyboo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Are they that similar that you can treat cooking like potions 💀

    • @mon-S0L0
      @mon-S0L0 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@Somyboo of course it is.

  • @Ghosteaa
    @Ghosteaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    solomon’s like that one grandma that’ll beat you if you turn down her food offer

  • @Somyboo
    @Somyboo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I still can't believe this is all over a piece of chocolate 😭

  • @shamina3262
    @shamina3262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Imagine him coming towards you like a serial killer but with chocolate

  • @Daijoor_56
    @Daijoor_56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    OMG they actually put tears in asmo's eyes?? Poor asmo😭😭

  • @3ratsinatrenchcoat342
    @3ratsinatrenchcoat342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ngl asmo saving mc just made me love him more 😩😩 what a sweetie

  • @kenmakozume4935
    @kenmakozume4935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This should be Solomon the horror movie because he cased us down, forced us to eat chocolate?? And almost killed Us, Satan and Asmo so... um yeah

  • @bakatoaster6000-yt
    @bakatoaster6000-yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2:13 MAN DOWN

  • @SleepySenpaiZzz
    @SleepySenpaiZzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    You gotta love asmo man 😂😂😂💀

  • @Arcadiafairy
    @Arcadiafairy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Someone needs to tell Solomon that his cooking is lethal to anyone who isn't him

    • @sufzku8456
      @sufzku8456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I feel like someone already has, he's just that determined (stupid)

    • @Somyboo
      @Somyboo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Welp Rapheal exists now so 🤷‍♀️

  • @annaannabella1236
    @annaannabella1236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    No! Asmo! 😭*Here lies Asmodeus, bravely sacrificed so MC could live*. Solomon you!!!

  • @lovelyKyo_
    @lovelyKyo_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I love you Solomon 😭👌

  • @shogosgummybears2841
    @shogosgummybears2841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Asmo last words killing me😭😂😂😭

  • @Gonnakmsheartemoji
    @Gonnakmsheartemoji 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LMAOOO THEY'RE SO DRAMMATIC I LOVE THEM

  • @cyvane3112
    @cyvane3112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Solomon is immortal so maybe that's why he's not dying Everytime he taste/eat his own cook

  • @huangquans
    @huangquans ปีที่แล้ว +2

    same energy as "WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!!!! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING???"

  • @goetiamoth
    @goetiamoth ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This whole thing had me cry-laughing LMAOOO WHAT IN THE WORLD ⚰️💀

  • @SerenaPheles
    @SerenaPheles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Why is this so funny lmao 😂

  • @rinrinz8319
    @rinrinz8319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Asmo: "I'm allergic to chocolate"
    MC: *prepare 6 valentine choc*

  • @txtloverforever4545
    @txtloverforever4545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is like a romance drama💀

  • @rabanorz8514
    @rabanorz8514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How can he be so calm seeing those two on the floor with the soul outside?😭😭😭

  • @mehak5066
    @mehak5066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    he killed them, R.I.P. asmo and satan 😭😭

  • @noken4842
    @noken4842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dear Satan and Asmo,
    your sacrifices for eating those chocolates will be remains in my heart for forever
    nice to knowing you guys- 😶

  • @rain-lo1ww
    @rain-lo1ww 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    THIS IS SO DRAMATIC IM GONNA CRYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • @boingooingo3317
    @boingooingo3317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    SOLOMON THE AXE-MURDERER, BUT HE CHASES AFTER PEOPLE WITH HIS COOKING
    Also Istg Solomon actually turns a blind eye to people's reaction to his cooking, bc every time they literally scream in horror at his cooking he's just like 🤨🤚🤚 Yall hear sumth??? Speak up again?

  • @ashyplayz
    @ashyplayz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    More reasons as to y im scared of making Solomon work in Hell’s Kitchen or Ristorante Six:

  • @naominanaa
    @naominanaa ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:45 i jUST REALIZED THERE IS A LITTLE TEAR ON THE CORNER OF HIS EYES.

  • @rocket313
    @rocket313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I'm a Satan simp, so when I saw this scene...
    Satan: 2:12
    Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
    ...I died with him 😔
    And of course I was really shocked when Solomon said that he could take a picture of Asmo after eating the chocolate. Dude, he didn't want a picture of his corpse 😳
    But anyway, thank you for saving me, Asmo babe 😅

  • @this1isoldthenewchannellin266
    @this1isoldthenewchannellin266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Indeed.They appear to be harmless."
    Chocolate: HA BICH, SIKE

  • @sugawarasricebowl7886
    @sugawarasricebowl7886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    THEY JUST FAINT LIKE THAT BYEEE-

  • @pumpkinice2335
    @pumpkinice2335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This man needs Gordon Ramsay!

  • @ayabeypi55
    @ayabeypi55 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just thinking that Solomon chasing mc and others demons with a smile i can't stop laughing 😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣

  • @rhonnak.1530
    @rhonnak.1530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I swear I love their dramatic asses sm😆😆😆🖤

  • @korihasdied
    @korihasdied 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    SOLOMON IS BAKING CAKES!!!!
    WE NEED TO TELL THE WHOLE DEVILDOM!!
    SOLOMONS BAKING CAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!
    (Ben and holly reference)

  • @memealicious787
    @memealicious787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ASMO IS SO FUNNY😭😭😂
    He’d kill me if he heard me but your suffering is funny without context my king, forgive but I cannot control myself🤣🤣

  • @AvErAgEsUcKeRgIrL
    @AvErAgEsUcKeRgIrL ปีที่แล้ว +3

    game went from cute/hot dating game to horror game real fast

  • @randomlyherelol1559
    @randomlyherelol1559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Not me thinking about jumping down the stairs to avoid him lol still I feel bad for Satan and Asmo

  • @Alexis-fo1su
    @Alexis-fo1su 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Solomon babe I love you but please stop yourself from making any kind of food at all

  • @cecilia7946
    @cecilia7946 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Moral of the story: never give Solomon ingredients

  • @operagirl0101
    @operagirl0101 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I laugh so hard my stomach hurts...

  • @nggyu17
    @nggyu17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Its ok Solomon, i’ll gladly try your chocolate!😭😭i feel so bad for him because no one wants to eat his chocolate..😭

  • @memealicious787
    @memealicious787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ARE WE BEING THIS DRAMATIC OR IS THE FLAVOR THAT ASTRONOMICALLY HORRIBLE😭

    • @sophiesleeps12
      @sophiesleeps12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pretty sure it's capable of killing so yes. Yes, it is that bad indeed. Solomon is a sweetheart and a man of many talents...cooking is not one of them though!

  • @owo2760
    @owo2760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is dramatically funny.

  • @T1G3RZ
    @T1G3RZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    R.I.P. Satan and Asmodeus

  • @LexieBear98
    @LexieBear98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can't believe they're dead..fly high asmodeus and satan fly high 😔

  • @bluegirl278
    @bluegirl278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For Fs sake, someone tell him he sucks at cooking. 😂just tell him.

    • @spiritualelement757
      @spiritualelement757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr I mean I don’t like to hurt people’s feelings but for god’s sake guys he’s nearly killed us so many times say something! 😂

  • @Alf3y4
    @Alf3y4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    THIS IS SO FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ricodasheep7163
    @ricodasheep7163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Solomon killed my two pets 😦

  • @anonymousina9210
    @anonymousina9210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If only Solomon knew his food is poisonous...

    • @titaniumrode6177
      @titaniumrode6177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel like he def does

    • @sophiesleeps12
      @sophiesleeps12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@titaniumrode6177 he def does but is secretly a sadist :P

    • @titaniumrode6177
      @titaniumrode6177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sophiesleeps12 i mean everyone does call him shady

  • @nurdamiazara
    @nurdamiazara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    PLS WHAT IMAO I CAN'T- THIS IS TO FUNNY 😭😭😭

  • @deadspiderlily
    @deadspiderlily 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    poor satan and asmo... solomon did a 2 in 1 and killed 2 demons

  • @CheeseDoggyPal
    @CheeseDoggyPal ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is so funny lmao

  • @ashash_1857
    @ashash_1857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Me: Wait- they don't like the chocolate? Why?
    *realization*
    Me: *Understandable have a great day*

  • @audenetanaudenetan8648
    @audenetanaudenetan8648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Somebody bring satan and asmo to their bed! Now!

  • @lalumie6324
    @lalumie6324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    t-this is so dramatic omg im crying (༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ)

  • @_hasic_
    @_hasic_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    OKAY BUT HOW DO I EXPLAIN THIS TO LUCI????

    • @bluegirl278
      @bluegirl278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Lisa Hasic All you have to say is “Solomon made chocolate/ Solomon fed two of your brothers”. He’ll get the picture 😂

  • @Lili-zc4sl
    @Lili-zc4sl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:50 lol asmo

  • @nhungla4501
    @nhungla4501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    WHY THIS IS SO FUNNY LMAOOOO

  • @euri4967
    @euri4967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So Solomon able to tell we we're trying to make him cry in one event but somehow he's not able to tell how bad his cooking is?!?!?!?! (I feel like he knows its bad but he feeds them to us for amusment)

  • @keiimorinosuke914
    @keiimorinosuke914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Are we watching a horror movie??😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Mingki1117
    @Mingki1117 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not me just saying alot of times
    " Give me the freakin' chocolate i want it GIVE ME "
    JSBSJVSJSVS

  • @goodbyemaia
    @goodbyemaia ปีที่แล้ว +1

    noo they were my favourites 😔😔
    SOLOMON GRRR WHY'D YOU HAVE TO KILL MY HUSBANDS

  • @user-cn8oe8yk6f
    @user-cn8oe8yk6f 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Solomon’s Toxic chocolate makes me think of what would have happened if I ate the chocolate my cousin made.

  • @idkwhatthisislol0
    @idkwhatthisislol0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I FEEL LIKE I JUST WATCHED A DRAMA MOVIE BC LIKE WTF IS THIS

  • @mydeitymel
    @mydeitymel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    IM PEEING MYSELF

  • @walnutkitsune1737
    @walnutkitsune1737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Are they just unable to eat human food since they're not human? Or is Solomon's cooking really THAT bad?

    • @specklesthebunny9567
      @specklesthebunny9567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      His cooking is… impossible. It shouldn’t be possible for food to be that bad.

    • @aeiztaloraezi7687
      @aeiztaloraezi7687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If even Beel can't stomach Solomon's food.. Well.. That should tell you something

  • @Hayatannefretediyorum
    @Hayatannefretediyorum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LMAO DRAMATIC

  • @saeko600
    @saeko600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wait but like I wanna try some tooooo

  • @pikyumi_
    @pikyumi_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please give him a cookbook 😭

  • @Zaandik
    @Zaandik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    THIS IS SO FUNNY LMFAO

  • @reginalee5955
    @reginalee5955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rip satan and asmo have to die because of a piece of chocolate

  • @jellyalexi_lofi1358
    @jellyalexi_lofi1358 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    With those chocolate the whole devil doom will prob die LOL

  • @kellymi7568
    @kellymi7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    AHAHAHHAA THIS IS SO FUNNNYYYY

  • @MoonxSun4ever
    @MoonxSun4ever 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    next time choose "later Satan!"

  • @allxs0n_06
    @allxs0n_06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would literally eat that chocolate ^-^

    • @thatoneperson8042
      @thatoneperson8042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eating his cooking is like playing Russian roulette with your life though 😭

    • @allxs0n_06
      @allxs0n_06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thatoneperson8042 and that's fine with me 💀👌✨

    • @_eyedex_3563
      @_eyedex_3563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@allxs0n_06 everything for our solomon

  • @jajaazz
    @jajaazz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    wait i cant stop laughing stoooopp theyre so dramatic. Solomon please stay away from the kitchen!