As a Greek, i can confirm that the 5 euro CD thing is actually a joke that was going around about 3-5 years ago. So it's quite possible that someone actually did it, either inspiring or being inspired by the joke.
I can't believe people would tell such unbelievable stories. My 2 month nephew said "I cannot fathom that homo sapiens would form these unbelievable fictional situations just to that other mortals can say how crazy their fictional worlds are. If you'll excuse me I'm going to finish reading my quantum physics novel." and I agree with him.
For that last story, as someone who worked in a fast-food place for 5 years: no way in HELL we would have live animals in the backstore. This is a sanitary nightmare. That person probably never worked in a restaurant, and as you said, probably one of those dumb PETA militants that kidnap pet dogs or "free" live lobsters in fresh water rivers.
Absolutely true, I worked at a pizza place and you couldn't even leave any food outside the fridge or the line to put it on the pizza, why would there be a whole ass animal? Where would it go to the bathroom?
I will be completely honest the one with the old lady actually sounds kind of believable to me because I've had some weird interactions with old people, especially if they have dementia or Alzheimer's
@@DearestAuthor23 or incredibly racists or downright terrifying. I worked with dementia patients and I had a lady tell me she had saw her dead sister, or start screaming "GET OUT" while staring at a corner of an empty room. Old people are terrifying
@@V3xxe yeah, when I was a Boy Scout, also when I thought I was cishet, whenever I was in scout uniform was when I would get the most weird interactions.
A 2 y/o making breakfast? What a slow learner! My 6 y/o leads the spacemission to Jupiter next week, where his 4y/o brother wil built a permanent base based on innovative ideas from his twinsister. My 2 y/o is too busy for that though. She has her university exams comming up tomorrow
4:05 I have a 2 year old brother. All he can say is mommy, daddy, puppy, kitty, hera (the name of my cat), ozzy (the name of my dog), and other simple words. He doesn't even know what mothers day is. *press X to doubt*
KFC doesn't kill their own chicken on site. Of course they don't. Can you imagine the sanitary nightmare that would be? All their chicken is bought is, already long dead. Sometimes it's pre-cut, other times they get large fillet that they cut into size themselves. Depends on the location. So that story truly is, completely false. Unless, maybe, it's in some third world country without access to proper facilities. In which case, I still don't see why the manager would get arrested.
@@watyrmelyn6244 chloroform is useful for kidnapping. Since bonking on head nay lead to head injury and trauma. No point in kidnapping dead people, is there?
"All that actually happened today was me rescuing Penny from a tribe of time traveling troglodytes and, then we made out." - Gumball Watterson, The Skull
10:37 He realizes that he takes his steroids using the same needles that his "aRmS aRe ToO bIg FoR" right? And if his arms are "bigger than Dwayne's" he's definitely on gear? Self flattery. 💀
1:46 Most of these are actually slang for drugs like Lightning in a Bottle is LSD and pixie dust Magnesium and Boston C are both slang terms for Cocaine
HOLD UP, so your telling me she's TAKING DRUGS WHILE SHES PREGNANT! Not only is she stupid but her child could possibly be stupid... Hope she doesn't actually take drugs
I once wrote a comment on youtube, and several Russian mobsters replied: "Now you're part of our gang. Nobody messes with you. Oh and by the way, we're emailing you a list of people we want you to kill." Then everybody in the comment section clapped.
One time when I was fresh out of the womb, I walked into a university classroom teaching quantum mechanics and tried to take over the class. I was stopped by the professor, who said there was no way I could teach the class, since I was a naked newborn baby, not even a day old. I proceeded to explain to him the in and outs of quantum science, in detail, and why I was best suited for this position. Then I finished with the line "get taught, professor 😎". That's when the whole class immediately stood up and clapped and cheered. The loud noise startled me and I started crying and screaming profusely, since I was literally a newborn baby. Sometimes, you can't judge a book by its cover...
0:47 if a kid told me this while i was robbing their house, i'd laugh and probably punch them in the face for trying to persuade me out of committing a crime the real way to stop someone from committing crimes is by actually making them pay, ya know, by actual money
12:56 As a person who lives on a farm where we actually slaughter chickens once a year, I find it rather unlikely that both a chicken coop and all the necessary equipment would fit in the back of a KFC, especially without being noticed. I don't know if everyone does it this way, but here we dunk the chickens' bodies in a large tub of boiling water so it's easier to get the feathers out, and that's definitely a safety hazard in such a confined area.
I once posted an exaggerated story on reddit because I thought that was a great idea at the time and I'm just terrified that I'm gonna randomly show up on this sub one day
7:05 You think of a scenario like this as Made Up, but I live in Maine. That shit Can happen. Also some of those on tumblr usually have respectful LGBTQ+ Allies of parents, so the Be The Gay Shakespeare thing is probably true. Not 100 percent certain but people need to actually have some fucking hope for the world.
True story 5 years ago I found REAL aliens and they said “we will come again in 2022” and now I know I’m gonna be seeing my homies the aliens again next year
That kid, age 22, writing an essay for college: "According to Marxist economic theory, the proletariat will seize the means of production and your mom will take half your legos".
3:59 as an older brother to a two and a half year old, i can confirm toddlers do this. my sister woke me up with a huge platter of pancakes and said, "just because you don't like dad doesn't mean he doesn't love you. now eat these carbs." what a sweetheart 🥰🥰 if you couldn't tell, this is sarcasm. my sister doesn't speak that much lmao
Me @ 9:14: "A Portrait of Dorian Grey" Also me, Circa 1990s; being educated in high school with this book as mandatory reading in class in conservative Oklahoma: "Is this Gay literature?" Teacher: *Refuses to answer, while desperately changing class topics.*
at my place where we buy fresh butchered chicken, we literally pick the chicken while it's still moving and shitting, and pick which fatass we wanna eat and watch them being butchered in front of our eyes. and that one kfc "real stories" really made me laugh.
3:48 As a Greek, this has happened to me as a kid. I remember my dad buying a kids' movie, and it was just a guy telling us we got robbed over and over. These people are usually selling fakes, but sometimes you miiiight find a legit one
“When i was younger about 11, someone broke into our house to burglarize it” nah dude you just accidentally put the jeans with the rock collection into the washer
I actually overheard some kids talking about how horrible it was that somebody 'came up with a word just to be horrible to black people' and such and I was like 'wow this conversation sounds like it could be an r/thathappened post' Then one of them yelled 'look there's a bulldozer!' and they all took off and I was like 'ah there it is'
We should start responding to the various "My very young child said impossibly coherent thing that totally affirms my worldview" with "Wow, kids sure are stupid"
0:41 When my friend wouldn’t let me pick music for chill time, I grabbed lotion, and began rubbing lotion on my jeans. She still didn’t let me pick, but it irks on other people.
"I even occured my toes and affective my pain ON" "like just pretend that im 11 year old and someone break into our house and just be chill family" "Me: *Dust Shake C* " "Robber: No, i am atheist." "Me: Then to regular toyota flex" Crap lowkey mode
Guys the most amazing thing happened to me tomorrow. I walked in to the gym and this 2 year-old kid, who was lifting 250 kilogram weights, gave me ten billion pounds!
I was thinking the exact same thing. In some places, that's not only a good enough reason to be fired from your current job, but it can also prevent you from teaching ever again...
10:45 my dad works in drug rehab and actually knew a guy who used heroin or smth and got a needle stuck in his arm. They tried to remove it with surgery but my dad said they couldn't remove it as it was lodged in a blood vessel. I don't see how that could be possible but ok...
That obstetrician thingy was from a naturopath. They said that garlic is good for you when you have cancer, that cabbage patches are good for skin conditions and lumps, and that chilis can save you from a heart attack. Just had to say it. Their products are now illegal to distribute and shit so I don't think saying their name would make any difference.
10:15 I said that exact thing to my uncle but I didn't say that college part and I was older than 7. It was also about sunflower seeds not watermelon seeds
Refusing to pay more taxes: I'm not going to pay for some idiots hurting themselves! They hurt themselves: I should not lose my house because the hospital is too expensive! 🤦🏻♀️
6:31 Well this is at least slightly believable because there are plenty of ignorant people here that think English is the official language of the US and everyone has to speak it all the time When in reality, there isn't one
Well, England took over America and half the world in some age, America only gained there independence a few hundred years ago. So English is the official language to some degree.
I’m gonna steal that whenever someone tells me this is Canada speak English I’m gonna say “if you wanna speak English go back to England” cause it does sound kinda funny
The "my toddler said..." stories are a bit more believable when you hear the things my friends kids repeat that they have heard their parents saying in private.....
Please ignore the Muslim person who tried to "convert" people into Islam. On behalf of that person, I apologise, we do not force people into our religion. May Allah bless you all.
@@HaliaxOfTheChandrian It only goes if you're into EA sports or have a random trivia fact that companies like the NFL purchase future tech to have first dibs like hologram replay technology signed into their leases which the taxpayers pay for.
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 249 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
i will fully believe sexual harassment grandma at 10:13 because i had that happen to me too. was at work, stocking the bottom shelf and this lady walks by and says "mmm i love the sight of a young man on his knees" and then walked away.
A lot of these stories sound believable. Especially the "go back to Mexico" guy. I'm pretty sure there's a video with a Karen, about it. And it also happened to my Filipino aunt. She told me that she was speaking Filipino with her friend and this old white guy came up to them and told them to "Speak English or go back to India"
The fact that the chickens have to be killed to be served at KFC no matter if it's off premises or not, but they get mad when they actually have to acknowledge that they are slaughtered dhwjscwvwsj
10:34 funny thing is, the kids wrong. Seeds grow into saplings without the sun, that’s why they can grow through a but of dirt and THEN they start to photosynthesise. It’s not gonna grow to full size bit it is gonna sprout and possibly burrow it’s roots inside of you...
As a Greek, i can confirm that the 5 euro CD thing is actually a joke that was going around about 3-5 years ago. So it's quite possible that someone actually did it, either inspiring or being inspired by the joke.
Ontos
@bf geia
Chues the right word
@bf I’m greek too! :D
Hello fellow Greek I didn’t grow up in Greece tho (immigrant grandparents and great grandparents
I can't believe people would tell such unbelievable stories. My 2 month nephew said "I cannot fathom that homo sapiens would form these unbelievable fictional situations just to that other mortals can say how crazy their fictional worlds are. If you'll excuse me I'm going to finish reading my quantum physics novel." and I agree with him.
Lol
@@ylipr edit your comment so that someone gets it then
My 1 month old dog just said the same thing! They seem to have very interesting opinions.
My non-existant child also said the same thing!
Oh I brok have my pet homonoid alien said that as well
For that last story, as someone who worked in a fast-food place for 5 years: no way in HELL we would have live animals in the backstore. This is a sanitary nightmare. That person probably never worked in a restaurant, and as you said, probably one of those dumb PETA militants that kidnap pet dogs or "free" live lobsters in fresh water rivers.
Nice pfp
Absolutely true, I worked at a pizza place and you couldn't even leave any food outside the fridge or the line to put it on the pizza, why would there be a whole ass animal? Where would it go to the bathroom?
@@hiashi1943 the food
@@joshuatartar2731 what about the food?
@@hiashi1943 “where would it go to the bathroom”
I will be completely honest the one with the old lady actually sounds kind of believable to me because I've had some weird interactions with old people, especially if they have dementia or Alzheimer's
Old people really do say the weirdest shit. They just don't care anymore
@@KappaClausNick yeah, they can either go the ultra pure way, or the freaky horny way when they get senile
@@DearestAuthor23 or incredibly racists or downright terrifying. I worked with dementia patients and I had a lady tell me she had saw her dead sister, or start screaming "GET OUT" while staring at a corner of an empty room. Old people are terrifying
Same. Back when I was masc presenting this actually happened to me at work. Dementia does weird things to people.
@@V3xxe yeah, when I was a Boy Scout, also when I thought I was cishet, whenever I was in scout uniform was when I would get the most weird interactions.
A 2 y/o making breakfast? What a slow learner! My 6 y/o leads the spacemission to Jupiter next week, where his 4y/o brother wil built a permanent base based on innovative ideas from his twinsister. My 2 y/o is too busy for that though. She has her university exams comming up tomorrow
My 2 month old already has 30 degrees
My 8 y/o picked a booger off his nose and ate it.
My 0.1 month old has figured to out how to bend the space time continuum
@@5cvc So does that mean you got to watch all episodes of "Loki"?
@@thebrownieman5293 More than 37 degrees and she'll be running a fever.
4:05
I have a 2 year old brother. All he can say is mommy, daddy, puppy, kitty, hera (the name of my cat), ozzy (the name of my dog), and other simple words. He doesn't even know what mothers day is.
*press X to doubt*
X
Hopefully he doesn't turn into a little devil when he gets older
@@kris_user7744 He's already a little devil.
@@dunnynop358 mine too
*EXCEPT HES 5*
@@Sigurdur_the_bumbling_idiot GOD THAT'S EVEN WORSE
@@dunnynop358 he even said "for fucks sake"
Post: "MMA training"
Lexi:
Ah yes, mama training
Someone: NFL training
Lexi:
Me: For the love of God, do not say "Niffle".
MMA
Just killed a man
Yes thank you!
@@thewholecircus that was good! 😂
If the legos represent money, then I think they're forgetting what taxes are, and that's a crime.
KFC doesn't kill their own chicken on site. Of course they don't. Can you imagine the sanitary nightmare that would be? All their chicken is bought is, already long dead. Sometimes it's pre-cut, other times they get large fillet that they cut into size themselves. Depends on the location. So that story truly is, completely false. Unless, maybe, it's in some third world country without access to proper facilities. In which case, I still don't see why the manager would get arrested.
Exactly, not to mention how the OP would suddenly became manager.
Fantasy: **Burglar contemplates life**
Reality: **Burglar pulls out Ye Old Cloroform™️**
Or the ol' big iron
@@GuttfraNorge5605 The burglar with the big iron on his hip
Do criminals even use chloroform? Isn't it easier just to bonk people
@@hamchurger4566 yes. it is easier to bonk people. it takes way too long for chloroform to be practical
@@watyrmelyn6244 chloroform is useful for kidnapping. Since bonking on head nay lead to head injury and trauma. No point in kidnapping dead people, is there?
"All that actually happened today was me rescuing Penny from a tribe of time traveling troglodytes and, then we made out."
- Gumball Watterson, The Skull
Did he actually say that?
@@scarfstrings.134 Yes, he did.
LIAR
@@TheHotBlade WE said that
So he rescued Penny, then made out with the tribe of time-traveling troglodytes? I can relate.
Because apparently, if it's a child saying controversial things, it makes it less cringy!
10:37 He realizes that he takes his steroids using the same needles that his "aRmS aRe ToO bIg FoR" right? And if his arms are "bigger than Dwayne's" he's definitely on gear?
Self flattery. 💀
So what he’s saying is that when flexed he can deflect bullets.
"We just had the Rock the other day, and today we get Iron Man. I quit!" Then everybody clapped.
Use your hands.
1:46 Most of these are actually slang for drugs like Lightning in a Bottle is LSD and pixie dust Magnesium and Boston C are both slang terms for Cocaine
Obstetrician: "How old are you?" Lady: 42. Doctor: "Not bad for a newborn"
HOLD UP, so your telling me she's TAKING DRUGS WHILE SHES PREGNANT! Not only is she stupid but her child could possibly be stupid... Hope she doesn't actually take drugs
just search dr.farrah products
and don't buy any of her products
@@UnbeknownsttothemIamadark So that post was just spam for diet supplements? What a waste!
Somehow someone as wholesome as Lexi reading stuff from this subreddit makes it better
That happened is literally everything that comes out of our mouths nowadays
sad
r/thathappened...HAHA i will never make sense
You can’t “accidentally” join a gang… and it’s definitely not that easy… the people behind these are… *a different breed*
I once wrote a comment on youtube, and several Russian mobsters replied: "Now you're part of our gang. Nobody messes with you. Oh and by the way, we're emailing you a list of people we want you to kill." Then everybody in the comment section clapped.
@@DoctorZisIN that don’t happen where I’m from
"Gang bangers" how did they know some kid? I have lots of questions
One time when I was fresh out of the womb, I walked into a university classroom teaching quantum mechanics and tried to take over the class. I was stopped by the professor, who said there was no way I could teach the class, since I was a naked newborn baby, not even a day old. I proceeded to explain to him the in and outs of quantum science, in detail, and why I was best suited for this position. Then I finished with the line "get taught, professor 😎". That's when the whole class immediately stood up and clapped and cheered. The loud noise startled me and I started crying and screaming profusely, since I was literally a newborn baby.
Sometimes, you can't judge a book by its cover...
0:11
and then all the Lego bricks clapped!
0:47
if a kid told me this while i was robbing their house, i'd laugh and probably punch them in the face for trying to persuade me out of committing a crime
the real way to stop someone from committing crimes is by actually making them pay, ya know, by actual money
12:56 As a person who lives on a farm where we actually slaughter chickens once a year, I find it rather unlikely that both a chicken coop and all the necessary equipment would fit in the back of a KFC, especially without being noticed. I don't know if everyone does it this way, but here we dunk the chickens' bodies in a large tub of boiling water so it's easier to get the feathers out, and that's definitely a safety hazard in such a confined area.
I once posted an exaggerated story on reddit because I thought that was a great idea at the time and I'm just terrified that I'm gonna randomly show up on this sub one day
"All these things are true because these people said so!" - Twitter, probably
Oh, you didn't know that EVERYTHING on the Internet is true?
The "and then everyone applauded" and "my toddler says something philosophical" ones are my favorite! People are so full of crap online! lol
Once, i went to a concert.
*Everyone clapped.*
R/Wooooosh
r/woooosh
7:05
You think of a scenario like this as Made Up, but I live in Maine. That shit Can happen.
Also some of those on tumblr usually have respectful LGBTQ+ Allies of parents, so the Be The Gay Shakespeare thing is probably true. Not 100 percent certain but people need to actually have some fucking hope for the world.
Whenever I hear what’s up sexy I’m Lexi makes me so happy
Fun fact: Coffee beans are berries
I did not need to know this, but thank you
Really?
So are bananas
Fun fact: Someone below will say he doesn't care
And therefore coffee is juice
True story 5 years ago I found REAL aliens and they said “we will come again in 2022” and now I know I’m gonna be seeing my homies the aliens again next year
Really?
that's more believable than the crap in R/That happened. I mean at least nobody applauded.
You mean from Mexico? I don't think they exist.
@@DoctorZisIN no the ones form mars they just came to Mexico
@@cobalt1154 Oh, OK, that makes sense.
daily dose of intellect:
Black holes are the darkest known thing in the universe.
thanks, tired kid.
2nd, 1st is a black hole, nice fact tho
Musou Black?
Daily dose of intellect. VANTABLACK ISNT THE DARKEST. MOSOU BLACK IS
Daily dose of intellect: *N* *O*
Real conversation today:
Me:*holding a dish*
Me to my parents: do I put this on the washing machine?
Let that sink in for a moment for how dumb I am.
Yes but then everyone clapped.
r/thathappened
@@DoctorZisIN yes indeed! Everyone clapped, how did you know?
@@peachycrow9462 That's what I would've done!
@@DoctorZisIN wow!
6:50 every time someone says "stop speaking english your family is finnish and you have always lived here" i am one step closer to genocide
Only one step? you've got more control than me
Ah. The fake story subreddit voiced by my favourite narrator. A perfect recipe for great jokes.
Edit: favorite for the Americans in the comments.
Favorite*
It's a delicious episode of emkay
@@thewholecircus I'm Australian. Therefore, favourite is correct for me.
@@gunsandroses896 You replied to the wrong person
@@thewholecircus Ah. Sorry, let me correct that.
7:10 situations like that have actually happened before, not specifically with people speaking Navajo but other native American languages.
14:08 Wait. Wouldn't that mean that all of the restaurants would be closed down for several health code violations?
4:48
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and freaking died
3:06 wow! He’s so much better and cooler than everyone because he drives a big car, eats only red meat, and hunts!
I love how its ALWAYS a very young kid talking about america
Frick it. No presidents or lives matter. We've all been assaulted at this point.
Mmmm _police brutality_
A t s u o v e r
@@MythicalLoaf baby atsuover
That kid, age 22, writing an essay for college:
"According to Marxist economic theory, the proletariat will seize the means of production and your mom will take half your legos".
3:59 as an older brother to a two and a half year old, i can confirm toddlers do this. my sister woke me up with a huge platter of pancakes and said, "just because you don't like dad doesn't mean he doesn't love you. now eat these carbs." what a sweetheart 🥰🥰
if you couldn't tell, this is sarcasm. my sister doesn't speak that much lmao
I once have shrex with an alien but when the alarm screamed in my face, i woke up realising that alien is next to me
Thathappened
I don't get it ;-;
@@p-5199 simplified:
*Me and alien go bang bang
*Alarm woke me up
*Was actually not a dream
*Alien sleeping next to me
Hope this helps :)
@@REEEPROGRAM so you have a outer space wife?
@@M4rxx.69 hell yeah, which planet is your girlfriend/boyfriend from?
Me @ 9:14: "A Portrait of Dorian Grey"
Also me, Circa 1990s; being educated in high school with this book as mandatory reading in class in conservative Oklahoma: "Is this Gay literature?"
Teacher: *Refuses to answer, while desperately changing class topics.*
The dirty little old lady story could totally happen. My husband had a similar experience when he was doing cable at an old folks home.
Timestamp?
I smell cap
Laying cable at the old folks home? 😂
9:56 sooo I work retail in Florida. you will not believe the number of old ladies who hit on me when loading their vehicles.
i start levitating when lexi says “hey sexy i’m lexi” 🕴
Lexitating
@@trashmammal9203 i hate and love this
at my place where we buy fresh butchered chicken, we literally pick the chicken while it's still moving and shitting, and pick which fatass we wanna eat and watch them being butchered in front of our eyes. and that one kfc "real stories" really made me laugh.
I hope that he is vegan to complain about that. Because it's actually great to have your animal slaughter on place
my goals are beyond my understanding
Oh ok
Noice
His goals are beyond my understanding
Cool
Good to know
4:30 mma trainning "lexi this person clearly does not know grammar"
mixed martial arts: am i a joke to you
Plot twist: All of these people are joking and everybody just got r/whooooshed
3:48 As a Greek, this has happened to me as a kid. I remember my dad buying a kids' movie, and it was just a guy telling us we got robbed over and over. These people are usually selling fakes, but sometimes you miiiight find a legit one
3:45 being greek and living in greece, i can confirm it is cap because they dont charge 5€.
“When i was younger about 11, someone broke into our house to burglarize it”
nah dude you just accidentally put the jeans with the rock collection into the washer
So I’m up at 12:31 am watching Emkay.
R/thathappned
I watch Emkay at 4 in the morning
@@Crinlask WOAH!
happned
Ah 3:43 am here..... Is that bad?...
I have come back for an update that I am watching at 4:57 am
My eyes hurt😢
I actually overheard some kids talking about how horrible it was that somebody 'came up with a word just to be horrible to black people' and such and I was like 'wow this conversation sounds like it could be an r/thathappened post'
Then one of them yelled 'look there's a bulldozer!' and they all took off and I was like 'ah there it is'
3:30 the CD is real, this has happened to other people as well, look it up
We should start responding to the various "My very young child said impossibly coherent thing that totally affirms my worldview" with "Wow, kids sure are stupid"
This subreddit makes small lies like not eating someone’s lunch seem better then this bull crap
0:41 When my friend wouldn’t let me pick music for chill time, I grabbed lotion, and began rubbing lotion on my jeans. She still didn’t let me pick, but it irks on other people.
"I even occured my toes and affective my pain ON"
"like just pretend that im 11 year old and someone break into our house and just be chill family"
"Me: *Dust Shake C* "
"Robber: No, i am atheist."
"Me: Then to regular toyota flex"
Crap lowkey mode
what
what
what
The "what" cult
what
9:25 *casually forgets harry potter*
“be the gay shakespeare”
shakespeare: 😐🏳️🌈
i like how some of these are just literal toddlers supposedly saying some of “wisest words”
More like the widest words
my puns are so bad
10:27 you literally could’ve searched up another way to make it seem real, something like conditions for seed germination or something.
Guys the most amazing thing happened to me tomorrow. I walked in to the gym and this 2 year-old kid, who was lifting 250 kilogram weights, gave me ten billion pounds!
Emkay just cures my Boredom watch out for fan art 👀
Same :)
@@RetroShows :)
"Fake stories. Fake stories everywhere" - Buzz Lightyear
Wanna hear something cool?
Regardless of age, it’s illegal for a professor/teacher to sleep with their students
:D
Uh oh...
I was thinking the exact same thing. In some places, that's not only a good enough reason to be fired from your current job, but it can also prevent you from teaching ever again...
10:45 my dad works in drug rehab and actually knew a guy who used heroin or smth and got a needle stuck in his arm. They tried to remove it with surgery but my dad said they couldn't remove it as it was lodged in a blood vessel. I don't see how that could be possible but ok...
Lexi sounds like the ten year old kid trying to sound like an adult at the family reunion.
That obstetrician thingy was from a naturopath. They said that garlic is good for you when you have cancer, that cabbage patches are good for skin conditions and lumps, and that chilis can save you from a heart attack.
Just had to say it. Their products are now illegal to distribute and shit so I don't think saying their name would make any difference.
10:15 I said that exact thing to my uncle but I didn't say that college part and I was older than 7. It was also about sunflower seeds not watermelon seeds
1:00 ''the poleas found the little girl with 11 bullets in her chest''
Fun Fact: In america we have no native language, not even english
facts
english is like two kids in a coat pretending to be an adult, it’s just latin and greek mashed together like potatoes
We have no national language. But Native American languages are arguably just as Native as the people who speak them.
Refusing to pay more taxes: I'm not going to pay for some idiots hurting themselves!
They hurt themselves: I should not lose my house because the hospital is too expensive!
🤦🏻♀️
6:31
Well this is at least slightly believable because there are plenty of ignorant people here that think English is the official language of the US and everyone has to speak it all the time
When in reality, there isn't one
Well, England took over America and half the world in some age, America only gained there independence a few hundred years ago. So English is the official language to some degree.
@@RetroShows no it's not, the most popular language doesn't mean the official language
I’m gonna steal that whenever someone tells me this is Canada speak English I’m gonna say “if you wanna speak English go back to England” cause it does sound kinda funny
The "my toddler said..." stories are a bit more believable when you hear the things my friends kids repeat that they have heard their parents saying in private.....
nah
2:10 yo that man look like a bird
Please ignore the Muslim person who tried to "convert" people into Islam. On behalf of that person, I apologise, we do not force people into our religion. May Allah bless you all.
yeah I'm pretty sure it's against the religion to pose threats, regardless of their choice of belief
@@ghetoknight7801 You are correct, thank you for understanding.
Im atheist so i see gods and religion as "enlightment search" but you... you are approved, might you never be ridiculised because of your beliefa
@@lishark843 Thank you very much. I actually have some Athiest friends and I am glad to see that all of you are so supportive.
"what's up sexy im lexi"
Is the line that made lexi my favorite emkay host
G'day Lexi! Love your narration. Be well!
Yes, because a 2 y.o. can totally prepare breakfast and serve it to his/her mother, while telling her all of that...
Your my fav narrator :D
how tf could a 2 year old cook an entire breakfest while me a 13 year old could barely cook bacon right by myself
I clicked off a EmKay video to watch a EmKay video. Yeah.
wow that's- wow.
Lexi: has a large amount of knowledge on video games and tech
Also Lexi: *doesn't know what MMA is*
What's MMA
@@staples. its the mymama
How does Mixed Martial Arts go hand in hand with gaming and tech?
@@HaliaxOfTheChandrian it doesn't but MMA seems to be a universally known term (at least where I'm from)
@@HaliaxOfTheChandrian It only goes if you're into EA sports or have a random trivia fact that companies like the NFL purchase future tech to have first dibs like hologram replay technology signed into their leases which the taxpayers pay for.
Lightning in a bottle is a well knows science experiment and is usually shown as a fun experiment in classrooms.
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
Day 249 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Anyone:
-r/HumansBeingBros
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
found ya again :D
stop
@@Terratetradon why tho? theyre just suggestions
If the nuggs I'm eating were alive just a few hours ago, I'll think - "That's awesome, fresh chicken for once."
Your intro song in 1.25x speed is 🔥 🔥
i will fully believe sexual harassment grandma at 10:13 because i had that happen to me too. was at work, stocking the bottom shelf and this lady walks by and says "mmm i love the sight of a young man on his knees" and then walked away.
A lot of these stories sound believable. Especially the "go back to Mexico" guy. I'm pretty sure there's a video with a Karen, about it. And it also happened to my Filipino aunt. She told me that she was speaking Filipino with her friend and this old white guy came up to them and told them to "Speak English or go back to India"
The fact that the chickens have to be killed to be served at KFC no matter if it's off premises or not, but they get mad when they actually have to acknowledge that they are slaughtered dhwjscwvwsj
bruh 2:30 is just stupid
why was there an 11 year old that probably still thinks hes a black belt that can protect the entire school against terrorists in an nsfw channel
9 views,
38 comments.
MOOOOOOOOOOM~
TH-cam IS HIGH AGAIN
Real conversation:
Me: what did you have to eat today?
Me: yes.
Ok
10:34 funny thing is, the kids wrong. Seeds grow into saplings without the sun, that’s why they can grow through a but of dirt and THEN they start to photosynthesise. It’s not gonna grow to full size bit it is gonna sprout and possibly burrow it’s roots inside of you...
Claim your "Here before 5 minutes ticket here"
Hi, I work at KFC and some asshole released all our chickens so now I have to tell all the customers that we only serve mashed potatoes and corn.