Listing of all the commercials with handy links for someone who's here for a specific commercial: 0:00 Andy's Bowling 0:29 At the Old Grain Mill 1:31 Aukio Phones 1:59 Bannhammer Bank 2:39 Big Bite Burgers and Fries 3:03 Burned Bean Coffee 3:48 Colossal Ore 4:25 Dinersaurus 4:59 Dino Oil 5:39 Drome Cinema 6:14 Fault Tec Cameras 6:40 Final Insurance 7:06 Fish Brothers 7:44 Forest Foundation 8:19 Horse Economy 3: Stable Markets 9:02 Jimmy and Stallion 9:43 Jubilee Dementia 10:24 Law Accountant 10:59 Meaty Bits 11:40 Money For Nothing 12:21 Pernu Apparel 12:47 Pop Soda 13:03 Square Package 13:49 Steel Frame Sports 14:36 Stern Berger 15:21 Yakisoba 15:50 City Zoo
"Run! Don't walk" and "at Colossal Ore we care about our employees and that's why we work so hard to get our miners back in the mines where they feel at home" my favourite phrases. They get me every time
''Are we lawyers? are we accountants...? Well its a complicated question probably requiring the services of a lawyer..and an accountant. Is that us? Well what do you think?''
"At the forest foundation we care about three things, tree things, nature things, and a third thing, bird things." This took me so long to figure out. 7:44
What does it FEEEL like to drive a cloud? What does it FEEEEEL like to steer a river? What does it SMELL like to SMELL a mountain? At Jubilee, we're committed to letting you do the impossible. And now we've succeeded in letting you DRIVE THE UNDRIVABLE. THE JUBILEE DEMENTIA. The car engineers said shouldn't be made. Test drive one today, and experience what scientists claimed for decades was beyond the realm of safe driving! Jubilee! Be reasonable, or be fast!!!
I accidentally went to the old grain mill at the edge of town instead of At The Old Grain Mill Old Fashioned Family Resturant at 3:00AM. Almost Died! Not click bait! City flooded! Meteor strike! Tsunami!
I could take a guess what happened at that old grain facility - judging by how fires work in this game, it probably turned into a blazing inferno before abandonment. These are lighter, safe-for-work versions of commercials you hear on GTA.
Ad start times 0:00 Andy's Bowling 0:30 At the Old Grain Mill 1:31 Aukio Phones 1:59 Bannhamer Bank 2:39 Big Bite Burgers and Fries 3:04 Burned Bean Coffee 3:48 Colossal Ore 4:26 Dinersaurus 5:00 Dino Oil 5:39 Drome Cinema 6:14 Fault Tec Cameras 6:40 Final Insurance 7:06 Fish Brothers 7:44 Forest Foundation 8:19 Horse Economy 3 9:02 Jimmy and the Stallion 9:43 Jubilee Dementia 10:24 The Law Accounting 10:59 Meaty Bits 11:40 Money for Nothing 12:22 Pernu Apparel 12:48 Pop Soda Refreshments 13:03 Square Packages 13:50 Steel Frame Sports 14:36 Stern Berger 15:21 Yakisoba 15:50 City Zoo
Hi, I'm Greg, owner and founder of Steel Frame Sports! Due to unusually short fingers, which are a characteristic of my family line, I was unable to play sports at the elite level I would have liked to. Instead, I dedicated my life to finding YOU the best prices on athletic gear! AMA!
Everyone thinks Rockstar Games started the whole fake/parody radio commercial in games, but I remember SimCopter doing it first back in the old SimCity 2000 days.
''Got a swordfish lying around? bring it in! got a goldfish you got tired of feeding? briiiing it in! Got a fish thats been laying in the sun for a few days? briiiing iiiiit in!! What we do with our fish is no ones business but ours just enjoy your salmon 8,99 with our famous stew!'' ''everythings a great catch! ....*except the shrimp*
My top 10 favorite commercials 1. Yakisoba (15:21) 2. Colossal Ore (3:48) 3. Big Bite Burgers and Fries (2:39) 4. At the Old Grain Mill Old-fashioned Family Restaurant (0:29) 5. Aukio Mobile (1:31) 6. Horse Economy 3: Stable Markets (8:19) 7. Burned Bean Coffee (3:03) 8. Fish Brothers Seafood (7:06) 9. Jimmy and the Stallion (9:02) 10. Pernu Apparel (12:21) Honorable Mentions: Meaty Bits (10:59) Jubilee Dementia (9:43) Also, I’ve been wondering if the mention of the brontosaurus at the start of the Dino Oil commercial (4:59) is a nod to the gas station chain Sinclair.
I like Elle, she hosts one radio channel and does the chili bowling / Banhammer Bank / Big Bite commercials, she sounds like a girl you take to meet your parents but when you go back home she gets real freaky ;D
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2:00 - LOL. “We have even more metaphors that allow us to avoid saying what we really do with your money!”
Feed the money monster!
Horse Economy 3: Stable Markets
I want this to exist
Buy low. Sell hay
This one always crack me up. :)
Spreadsheets have never been hotter!
Timestamp 8:19
"We all want to be sure that the people we leave behind don't think we're jerks."
That's a hard sell right there.
DeadhoofofWind lol
Ooofff
6:43
Colossal Order learned with Rockstar, how to make true radio commercials.
Stoopid lol agreed
Basically the censored version of GTA commercials
Just as punny, but without the sex jokes
I knew someone had to make the GTA connection, lol.
Listing of all the commercials with handy links for someone who's here for a specific commercial:
0:00 Andy's Bowling
0:29 At the Old Grain Mill
1:31 Aukio Phones
1:59 Bannhammer Bank
2:39 Big Bite Burgers and Fries
3:03 Burned Bean Coffee
3:48 Colossal Ore
4:25 Dinersaurus
4:59 Dino Oil
5:39 Drome Cinema
6:14 Fault Tec Cameras
6:40 Final Insurance
7:06 Fish Brothers
7:44 Forest Foundation
8:19 Horse Economy 3: Stable Markets
9:02 Jimmy and Stallion
9:43 Jubilee Dementia
10:24 Law Accountant
10:59 Meaty Bits
11:40 Money For Nothing
12:21 Pernu Apparel
12:47 Pop Soda
13:03 Square Package
13:49 Steel Frame Sports
14:36 Stern Berger
15:21 Yakisoba
15:50 City Zoo
you are a gentlemen and a saint
Even aligned the text so it's easy to read. A true hero.
@@liesdamnlies3372 OCD is the gift that keeps giving and giving... even when you beg it to stop.
This should be pinned.
Our Hero
Probably the best commercial ads I've ever heard in my life!!!!
"At The Old Grain Mill" is probably my fav. :)
mpkio I k ow right it sounds very good
I also really like Meaty Bits and that "money for nothing" one.
Also Steel Frame Sports.
@@Zappygunshot "money for nothing" is absolutely hilarious and brilliant piece of art, at the old grain mill" just brilliant.
@@ZhekUA "...That awful, awful night."
It feels really suspicious, for some reason.
Horse Economy 3: Stable Markets
Crab Economy 3: Shell Corporations
Ship Economy 3: Everything's for Sail
Garden Economy 3: Hedge Funds
...I'llllllllll show myself out.
Pigs On Wall Street 2: Bringing Home the Bacon
No wait, Colossal Order should hire you to turn these games into reality. 👀
Bee Economy 3: Buzz Investments
Fish Economy 3: Net Gains
Space Economy 3: Rocket Portfolios
Coffee Economy 3: Espresso Profits
Book Economy 3: Chapter Assets
Tree Economy 3: Rooted Finances
Cake Economy 3: Sweet Dividends
Music Economy 3: Note-worthy Returns
Cloud Economy 3: Sky High Returns
Dog Economy 3: Fetching Funds
"Run! Don't walk" and "at Colossal Ore we care about our employees and that's why we work so hard to get our miners back in the mines where they feel at home" my favourite phrases. They get me every time
Wether you know us ORE not
*ORE*
Something like Portal 2 vibes, ahah.
when you realise that Co(a)lossal Ore is also a reference to the makers of Cities Skylines... Colossal Order...
Colossal Ore is definitely owned by Cave Johnson
''Are we lawyers? are we accountants...? Well its a complicated question probably requiring the services of a lawyer..and an accountant. Is that us? Well what do you think?''
In fact, we're legally barred from giving legal advice
These ads are really funny.
ik
The brauntasorous dino oil one is cute and funny
"At the forest foundation we care about three things, tree things, nature things, and a third thing, bird things."
This took me so long to figure out. 7:44
Caleb Knight I don’t get it
@@filipinordabest they care about three things: tree things, nature things, and bird things
@@rufocs686 I still don’t get it.
@@isaacg5438 it's a pun, they care about three things.
@@rufocs686 And they are?
I wanna know what happended at the Old Grain Mill on that awful - awful night.....
Same
Did you know you can drown in grain silos? You cannot swim, just drown. That or carbon dioxide suffocation.
@@kisachi6971 If you ever watched Witness.
"Just because you don't have taste doesn't mean you shouldn't have pants." :-D
😏
"The most valuable camera is the one you're afraid to take outside. Fault-Tech: only the best!" 🤣
Oh, wow! All this time I had been hearing this ad as Vault-Tech, and I thought it was a clever nod to the Fallout franchise! 🤣
I thought he was saying Vault-Tec, lol.
@@SomeGuyWhoPlaysGames333 thought it was spelt Fault tec on purpose so paradox wouldn’t have an issue with Bethesda.
Oh man ... I was so pumped when this feature was introduced and now ... I know nearly all of them by heart and still love em !
text dirtyBirdy to 3030 to donate a bird bath to 30 birdies.😋
ChesterWolf The Griffin has anyone tried it?
Now say that fast 30 times.
These are on the level of GTA commercials lol
1:36 admit it, you checked your cellphone at the first time you listened to this Ad in the game.
Tell me I'm not alone in this... lol
Xtreemo Productions no you arent the only one xD
Xtreemo Productions this commercial is super funny
What does it FEEEL like to drive a cloud?
What does it FEEEEEL like to steer a river?
What does it SMELL like to SMELL a mountain?
At Jubilee, we're committed to letting you do the impossible.
And now we've succeeded in letting you DRIVE THE UNDRIVABLE.
THE JUBILEE DEMENTIA.
The car engineers said shouldn't be made.
Test drive one today, and experience what scientists claimed for decades was beyond the realm of safe driving!
Jubilee! Be reasonable, or be fast!!!
Man I have dementia.
@@ETBONIFACIO yo check out this post, don’t think you’ve seen it before
I accidentally went to the old grain mill at the edge of town instead of At The Old Grain Mill Old Fashioned Family Resturant at 3:00AM. Almost Died! Not click bait! City flooded! Meteor strike! Tsunami!
[TRAFFIC JAM]
Tornado! [Part 2 is sinkhole]
Firehazard 🔥🔥🔥
#dead #person
[NOT ENOUGH EDUCATED WORKERS]
I could take a guess what happened at that old grain facility - judging by how fires work in this game, it probably turned into a blazing inferno before abandonment.
These are lighter, safe-for-work versions of commercials you hear on GTA.
"the pile of crumbled sticky brownies adventurously named the dino droppings!" HM HMmmMMMmmm... :P
Honest Commercials
Now be sure that you come down to At The Old Grain Mill Old Fashioned Family Restaurant and not the abandoned grain facility on the edge of town...
That high pitched subtle drone is normal, it's the sound your ears hear when there's nothing for your ears to hear here.
Ad start times
0:00 Andy's Bowling
0:30 At the Old Grain Mill
1:31 Aukio Phones
1:59 Bannhamer Bank
2:39 Big Bite Burgers and Fries
3:04 Burned Bean Coffee
3:48 Colossal Ore
4:26 Dinersaurus
5:00 Dino Oil
5:39 Drome Cinema
6:14 Fault Tec Cameras
6:40 Final Insurance
7:06 Fish Brothers
7:44 Forest Foundation
8:19 Horse Economy 3
9:02 Jimmy and the Stallion
9:43 Jubilee Dementia
10:24 The Law Accounting
10:59 Meaty Bits
11:40 Money for Nothing
12:22 Pernu Apparel
12:48 Pop Soda Refreshments
13:03 Square Packages
13:50 Steel Frame Sports
14:36 Stern Berger
15:21 Yakisoba
15:50 City Zoo
The city zoo - where the animals live in rooms painted to look like home! PETA, where are you? 16:29
I love these commercials.
0:30 favourite for humour
10:25 favourite for nonsense
10:59 favourite for dialect
13:49 favourite for mimicked unprofessionality
Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet!
0:30 actually inspired me to name an “Organic and Local Produce” specialized commercial building in my city “At the Old Grain Mill”.
8:19 favourite for I ACTUALLY WANT TO BUY THIS!!
11:40 favourite for crime
14:36 all-time favourite
*GET YA HEARTRATE ABOVE 120, THIS IS EXCITING!*
THIS OFFER IS JUST FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT!
COME ALONE!
@@ehsn Bro... Right?
THE WORM IS A BUS AT 133 INDUSTRIAL WAY THAT LEAVES AT DAWN
I would like to store my money at Bannhammer bank
Yes, feed the money monster, fool. >:)
"FEED ME PAPER!"
You know, just come in and talk to us.
@@Skyler827 we have even more metaphors to avoid saying what we really do with your money
Hi, I'm Greg, owner and founder of Steel Frame Sports! Due to unusually short fingers, which are a characteristic of my family line, I was unable to play sports at the elite level I would have liked to. Instead, I dedicated my life to finding YOU the best prices on athletic gear! AMA!
They're so funny and really sarcastic, but if you weren't listening closely you wouldn't be able to tell. Great job CO!
I love the commercials more than the music
Yea :D
Same
This reminds me of Rick and Morty multiverse ads
Yeah! Sounds very improvised
This is more like GTA ads
Greg, owner and founder of Steel frame sports is definitely right out of the Rick And Morty TV commercials episodes. 13:49
@9:03 I think "Jimmy and the Stallion" is Seth McFarlane, because Jimmy sounds like Quagmire, and the host sounds like Stan Smith.
Holy crap, now I can't unhear the resemblance.
I hear Quagmire the first time I heard the commercials 😂
is this really true? i thought instantly "quagmire!" when i heard it for the first time years ago.. always wondered though
Where EVERYTHING is a great catch!
(except the shrimp)
''Final insurance ...the last insurance youll ever need''
We put the miners back were they feel at home! lol
I'm a new cities skylines player and these commercials make me laugh when I play. Dino Oil and the City Zoo are just classic.
List of my faves:
Aukio
Banhammer Bank
PopSoda
At the Old grain Mill
Andy's Bowling Alley
holy shittt i got real high before listening to this forgot i was high and i thought i was listening to real commercials
Why does the guy in the Steel Frame Sports commercial sound like Paul Joseph Watson? XD
The "Old Grain Mill" one cracked me up.
We don't talk about what happened on that awful, awful night.
Everyone thinks Rockstar Games started the whole fake/parody radio commercial in games, but I remember SimCopter doing it first back in the old SimCity 2000 days.
I see the pop soda, yakisoba, Big bite and Dino Oil a lot.
Jimmy and Stallion kills me every time
SoMeOne's hOrsIng ARoUnd
Voo voo easy easy boy :d
"SOMEONE IS HORSEING AROUND oh oh Okay" 😂😂😂
2:22 you feed your money pet and after digesting it XD that was funny
💩💵
Extremely reminiscent of GTA San Andreas commercials. A lot of the voice actors sound similar too.
Definitely on the level of gta or saints row 1
The box commercial was so wholesome
''Got a swordfish lying around? bring it in! got a goldfish you got tired of feeding? briiiing it in! Got a fish thats been laying in the sun for a few days? briiiing iiiiit in!! What we do with our fish is no ones business but ours just enjoy your salmon 8,99 with our famous stew!'' ''everythings a great catch! ....*except the shrimp*
13:50 sounds like a commercial of the interdimensional cable of Rick and Morty
Not Dino Oil trying to convince us that using gasoline is recycling
13:49 Greg from Steel Frame Sports is trying to tell us that the mafia chopped his fingers off
My top 10 favorite commercials
1. Yakisoba (15:21)
2. Colossal Ore (3:48)
3. Big Bite Burgers and Fries (2:39)
4. At the Old Grain Mill Old-fashioned Family Restaurant (0:29)
5. Aukio Mobile (1:31)
6. Horse Economy 3: Stable Markets (8:19)
7. Burned Bean Coffee (3:03)
8. Fish Brothers Seafood (7:06)
9. Jimmy and the Stallion (9:02)
10. Pernu Apparel (12:21)
Honorable Mentions:
Meaty Bits (10:59)
Jubilee Dementia (9:43)
Also, I’ve been wondering if the mention of the brontosaurus at the start of the Dino Oil commercial (4:59) is a nod to the gas station chain Sinclair.
3030 to dirty birdy
@@brianwillis8447 to donate a bird bath to thirty birdies
SimCity had llamas, this has horses?
And dinosaurs.
I’ve never been so happy listening to what I hear on the school run
so at the Old Mill restaurant...theres actually a restaurant by me named that , i laugh every time i pass it...
It's the sound your ears hear when there's nothing for your ears to hear here
3:48 Collosal Ore is my favorite commercial. ❤
The one that extracts ore or/and natural resources?
@@yato3335 yep the one that work so hard to get their miners back to the mines where they feel at home
5:42 This guy sounds like Chris Trager from Parks and Rec.
What even happend during the andy bowling chili incident
Fr I can’t wait till the end for my chili
if i actually had to guess id assume its because people get the free chili and then dip
That "Old Grain" guy feels really suapicious about the incident on that awfull, awfull night.. ... ...
Also... I'll never drink coffee the same way again. Mmmm... bitter bean juice.
I laugh way too hard at "sippy sip, coffee fans"
9:14 wait... is that Mark Hamill?
“Embrace the power of bones” 🤘
These commercials reminds me of GTA SA commercials, i mean they got a bit of that little dark humor too
I have heard these all like 400 times
"The last insurance you'll ever need!"
Brilliant!
youtube ads skip 🤣
in games radio ads "we need this" 😊
3:05 is that Nathan Fillion? The one who plays Richard Castle on Castle
I love these commercials
so funny
but the best one was the SPAZM Electronics they banned it's out of this world
I like Elle, she hosts one radio channel and does the chili bowling / Banhammer Bank / Big Bite commercials, she sounds like a girl you take to meet your parents but when you go back home she gets real freaky ;D
Which radio does she hosts?
@@daniellxnder cities radio
Almost all of this commercials are rated H for Honest... :3
did they get actual commercial voice actors to make these? I fucking love the yakisoba one by the way. had some for lunch lmao.
I literally was sitting next to my roommate and he said "I just bought some yakisoba" and I said "it literally means fried noodles"
it sucks Fault-Tec, a clear Parody of Vault-Tec, creates cameras.
Mark Unread I don’t think it is xD. Cause they would not do that.
Who are we?
Well we're the #1 dreammakers in the region
And you're a motivated, driven, confident individual who has a desire to make it big!
COME ALONE
GO ON! Is yars for da taking!! MONEY FA NATHIN!!!!
5:03 Dino Oil! LOL if you liked that, go check out imperatur's 4 minus moments in cities skylines. Has a funny section with Dino oil.
Those most FIIIIIINAL of noodles... LMAO.
''Jubilee...be reasonable ...or be fast!''
SOMBODYS HORSING AROUND!!!!!
These are on the same level as GTA commercials in terms of humour. Just a PG version of GTA commercials
8:19 HORSE ECONOMY 3!!!
Stable markets😎
THIRTY DIRTY BIRDIES! 7:44
I think you'll find that Greg from Steel Frame Sports has a Boston accent, not a New York one. :)
Reminds me of You Don't Know Jack's commercials! I love it!
11:40 Danny DeVito ??
Square Packages feels like it'll be a hit on TV
Akane Miyoshi Na, that’s a Golden globe caliber movie
The fish brothers ad is hilarious Xd
RIP whoever owns 3030
I always thought the Steel Frame Sports guy was supposed to be Australian
At the Old Grain Mill
Old Family Restaurant
Who knew that when not messing around with Roger, Klaus spends his time selling cars...
Buy Low, Sell Hay.
11:40 is like next gen funny
Banhammer bank: one some time
Big bite: four in 4 meters
Dino oil AHAHAHHHAHAHHAAAHJAAHAHAJAHAHAH
Wait are these made for the game???
These commercials are golden :)
Tony McGony!