Robot Girlyman: don’t try to stop me Marius: my lord, the codex demands a shakily handled camera and the shouting of Worldstar. I volunteer my services.
Watching Guilliman lose his shit is always peak cinema because he is THE reasonable Primarch, but when someone truly gets under his skin, his lines would make Jaghatai proud
Guilliman can be a bit boring (Which yah, Logistics are boring, He still wins wars), Sometimes it feels like he is treated like a super special choir boy, but when he is on the extremes of the emotional spectrum, I fucking love it. Whether it be Ultra-Fury or Ultra-depression, Guilliman is at his most fun when he sets down his pens and paper and starts to strangle a bitch.
@@Flesh_Wizard 9 out of 10 word bearers can attest to that, even though they have no way of saying it (GIrlyman slapped them so hard their melon's exploded).
"Don't object Marius" "Object? Boss I "Object" to not putting it on pay-per-view. The entire imperium's treasury would be *set* for the next 10,000 years alone!"
This is why Guilliman’s my favorite character. Get him mad enough and suddenly the very calm Roman man in blue power armor is casually ripping you in half and mailing you across the galaxy
@@VallornDeathblade”because we have radios in our helmets genius. Doesn’t change the fact that we’re absolutely dead when he gets back in though.” - unfortunate word bearer #5
In fairness the man is so list oriented I don't think he even has a choice in the matter. He just reflexively forms orders of operations. Sometimes they are tight complex logistics instructions and other times he just paints with broad strokes "Destroy the enemy. Any means necessary."
@@craigstege6376 Step 1: Retract peace offering Step 2: Compose Threat 2.1: Express your immense anger 2.2: Reference their lack of a maternal figure Step 3: Personally head a strike team Addendum: Preempt any attempt from subbordinates to tell you to reconsider Side Note: Review financial reports after fight
And when he DOES face Lorgar at one point, Guilliman terrifies him so deeply that for a moment Lorgar actually considered APOLOGIZING and PLEADING for mercy.
Left out the best part. Shortly thereafter we get Lorgar's perspective, and he realizes that all those slights, jabs, insults and hidden hatred he thought Guilliman had against him before then were completely imagined
@@ambuknight SIR WE ARE OUT THE BARS ARE EMPTY ALL OF THEM ACROSS THE EMPERIUM it appears oh god LORGAR AND ERUBUS AR EINT HE RING BY THE EMEPEROR WHERE ARE THE FUCKING DRINK WE NEED OUT STASHES SHOULD BE REFILED BY EVERY PYSCHER WE CAN FIND i DON'T CARE IF IT' SHERESY I'M NOT MISSING THIS SHIT NOW
Of ALL the primarchs, girlymans rage is probably the MOST white hot. Considering a guy literally named ANGRON is in this roster, I'd still say when Gmoney is pissed, it's freaking scary.
@@starhammer5247 i can be said to every primarch,its just emps and erda should be a good parents, even tho primarch actually made for war, just gave them hints of love and they will be loyal
@@Obnax Not every Primarch. Vulkan had a great dad and Guilliman had a great mother. Lion didn't really have anyone outside of Luther, but he ended up alright, he just needed better social skills.
@@kinguchiha6212 we’re talking Flaming sword Gullimen and Deamon Primarch Corax too Lorgar would be gone in under 5-10 minutes without a army or his traitor brothers
@@MrKeserian “don’t worry about what’s in our hands these weapons are fake we aren’t mad you at all brother” (Lion sneaks up with his shield to bash Lorgar head up like Anagron)
I never get why GW tried justifying that bit logically. He's a primarch, just pin it on warp shenanigans and say he was too angry for the laws of physics to apply to him
When the lore finally decides to have Corvus and Lorgar reenter the setting, imagine this: Lorgar enters real space to go raid imperial space. The ultra marines drive back his raid and Guiliman faces off against Daemon Lorgar. The undivided prince might be a Daemon, but he's still Lorgar. One of the most inept primarchs in a duel. Guiliman has had practice, and he has the Emperor's sword. After a fight, Lorgar opens a warp rift and tries to escape, but there's something in the rift. A swarm of VERY angry looking Ravens. The swarm manifests into a single person. "I still have your scent, Lorgar."
To be fair if both of them somehow managed to corner Lorgar then I see this more as the meme from Jojo of the guys kicking the tar out of someone on the floor
wouldnt it be funny if hed end up doing research about the insults thrown during shooters... and hed end up constructing the ultimate string of convoluted insults
@@crustybomb115 Rapdaddy G-Man: I found these words in some ancient books from Terra, I shall use them whenever someone worthy of scorn appears before me"
Guilliman: "I will not be persuaded to back down!" Marius: (already getting an extra large bucket of popcorn, extra large soda, his foldable chair, and his servitor camera)
"Motherless bastards" I do believe Guilliman was one of the few primarchs, if not the only one, who had not only a solid father figure but a mother figure as well in his life. He freakin' loves his parents, and they're a huge part of what made him the man he is
The funny thing? They kinda are. You can find them all throughout history in basically every culture. It's one of the few nigh-universal threads of human culture. That and d*ck jokes. Seriously.
"The murder of one's children" "What?" "You asked me to define filicide" -- "You don't get it. I hate this. The vibrations through my fists on contact... The taste of blood in my mouth... The sound of my heart in my ears... I hate it. I always have. But right now... in this moment... The only thing I hate more than it... is you."
I find it extremely funny that later he says to Lorgar: "(the emperor) should have fed you to Russ when he found you". Like Leman is the family dog or something
Yeah that sounds like throwing scraps to the family dog even though the vet already told you that sort of food ain't good for it, I imagine Leman having stomach ache due eating some of that remaining Lorgar no one else would finish.
@@julianpradarodriguez7336 -Malcador: Roboute, stop feeding the dog that crap, do you want him get ill and be put down like [REDACTED] and [REDACTED], don't make me tell your dad about it.
Guilliman’s anger is most terrifying of all the primarchs, bc you can never guess someone who is so usually calm has so much fury in him, if a tactical man like that begins to plot against you with a spirit fueled by hatred? Boy you are cooked
The best part about the whole thing is that the Ultramarines have kept the Mark of Calth going since then. That's 10K years of the blue boys screaming into the void: "I didn't hear no bell"
“I was merely going to object to being absent at the moment” this is the most strangely sociopathic thing I have ever heard. So intelligent. So dark. So soft yet delivered meaningfully. And just so much fucking insanity in that line. Radiating off his words like corium. I am starting to genuinely love 40k
The funniest thing was that if I recall from the novel this was even after he was vented out of his ship without a helmet during the initial attack in which he got stranded on the outer hull of his flagship. Was literally there for hours beating the shit out of word bearers barehanded, venting his anger and frustration and he still wasn't content after brutalizing Lorgars sons for hours when he made the mic drop 😂
Freshly recruited Primaris: Why is everyone so scared of Gillimun? He just on his desk all day doing paperwork? A random Custodes: And you better pray it stays that way if you know what's good for you.
I would love to see a wounded Lorgar, on his last breaths unable to stand and can barley crawl, not nearly fast enough to escape Gulliman and Corvus who have teamed up to defeat him, and during the end of the battle, Corvus in his deamon form and Guilliman wielding the empties sword, have a argument about who gets last blow.
Lorgar:*resurface from the warp* Guilliman: LORGAR IM GONNA MANGLE YOUR SPINE Lorgar: *goes back to the warp* Corax: Lorgar...... Im gonna fucking skin you alive Lorgar: nowhere is safe now
Rowboat: Don't try to stop me Marius"
Marius: "Stop you? My Lord, I want front row seats"
Thiel: Let me get out my pocket rain poncho.
Ride or die typa homie
Marius: AND GUILLIMAN HAS LORGAR OVER HIS HEAD, OH DEAR GOD, IT LOOKS LIKE GUILLIMAN IS GOING FOR THE BANE-BATMAN BACK SNAP CRACKLE POP!!!
@@Skiritai lol 😆
@@Skiritai Rapdaddy Gigachad: "The fire rises, brother"
Robot Girlyman: don’t try to stop me
Marius: my lord, the codex demands a shakily handled camera and the shouting of Worldstar. I volunteer my services.
"But my lord, I'm bringing the boss music theme for the show."
So that’s why the cameraman never dies!
Pffft.
Worldstar
@@theemperorschosen7607and a couple of servoskulls to carry a healthbar
I happily march forward recording device in hand smiling with camera man plot armor... : )
Watching Guilliman lose his shit is always peak cinema because he is THE reasonable Primarch, but when someone truly gets under his skin, his lines would make Jaghatai proud
Meanwhile, Dorn is hearing red static in the Cage, and Vulcan is using Curze's face to open his hammer's lockbox.
*Robute Guilliman has joined the server*
Chaos: Why tf did BFG Division just kick in?
Guilliman can be a bit boring (Which yah, Logistics are boring, He still wins wars), Sometimes it feels like he is treated like a super special choir boy, but when he is on the extremes of the emotional spectrum, I fucking love it. Whether it be Ultra-Fury or Ultra-depression, Guilliman is at his most fun when he sets down his pens and paper and starts to strangle a bitch.
He turned curze into a can opener @@gigaus0
The Khan just going “bruh” in his head after hearing what you said.
Traitor primarchs:: We have chaos gods on our side.
Guilliman:: I have a mother on my side.
In Pharos Guilliman broke a hole in reality to reach Tarasha
Guillimom FTW!!!
The might of Chaos is no match for good old Mom.
Big E is most likely an amalgam of 12 shamans so he's got more mums than anyone if you don't think about it@lukeBryen2
Boom! Mic drop
Reboot Gigabyte: I will end him with my bear hands
Marius: At least let me get some popcorn and drinks first
Robert Guillotine's bear hands slap the hardest
@@Flesh_Wizard 9 out of 10 word bearers can attest to that, even though they have no way of saying it (GIrlyman slapped them so hard their melon's exploded).
@@Flesh_Wizard Some of the word bearers found slaps from Reginal Goldylocks to be quite... mindblowing 🤣
I have to do this..barehand
Bro getting respect for being a bad ass and yall still won't call him by his real name 😂
Robby Angryman: "Don't object Marius"
Marius: "I want to be in the splash zone"
Robby Angryman: "Don't object Marius"
Marius:"I was doing the popcorn for the show my lord"
"Don't object Marius"
"Object? Boss I "Object" to not putting it on pay-per-view. The entire imperium's treasury would be *set* for the next 10,000 years alone!"
BIG G"dont stop me marius"
Marius (holding a boombox loading bfg devision) "would dare to sire"
Bobby G: "Don't try and stop me."
Marius: [Already putting on his rain poncho like he's sitting front row at SeaWorld.]
Marius: "GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT! THE OL' DICK TWIST!"
Gotta love Marius Gage.
Guilliman: "Don't hold me back."
Gage: *Hold you back? I'm hopping in.*
Gage
Bro really said "fuck it, we ball" 😭😭
Marius: “Hold you back? I wanna ride shotgun”
For personal reasons, this is awesome.
@@augustus_lex6126
For personal reasons... this is VERY awesome.
Lorgar has reemerged from the eye of terror after 10,000 years and OH MY EMPEROR ITS GUILLIMAN WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
The raven lord on the side line handing guilliman more steel chairs
@@ayethe4603 Nah, he got a ladder and a sack of Lego pieces.
Caw! Caw! Motherfcker!
-Corax said calmly to lorgar while he rushing em with the speed of Mac Jesus.
AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, LORGAR IS BROKEN IN HALF!
watch out Watch Out WATCH OUT!!! RKO!!!!! RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!!!!
This is why Guilliman’s my favorite character. Get him mad enough and suddenly the very calm Roman man in blue power armor is casually ripping you in half and mailing you across the galaxy
And then there was that time they thought spacing him would help
And with his logistical prowess he makes sure your ass gets sent to hell same day shipping.
@@thorclarke8600 "I can hear him screaming in rage. WE'RE IN A VACUUM WHY CAN I HEAR HIM SCREAMING!?" ~ Unfortunate Word Bearer #4
@@VallornDeathblade”because we have radios in our helmets genius. Doesn’t change the fact that we’re absolutely dead when he gets back in though.” - unfortunate word bearer #5
@@silentshadow9983uh, Guilliman was missing his helmet during his space walk.
“Hey Lorgar? Monarchia was bad, but do you think we took it too far?”
-Word Bearer watching Guilliman survive being spaced.
*Watching a red with fury Guilliman SWIM his way back to the ship in a vacuum*
"Uhhhhhhh, I don't know about this boss...."
a man so angry he created his own momentum in the vacuum of space is not one to be screwed with
@@Dr.LightMarker5613
"THATS NOT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!"
"Do you want to tell HIM that?"
Robot Goldman was so angry that he made a numbered list.
You know shit has become real when G.Money makes a list of only two points
YOU'RE ON THE LIST!!
In fairness the man is so list oriented I don't think he even has a choice in the matter. He just reflexively forms orders of operations. Sometimes they are tight complex logistics instructions and other times he just paints with broad strokes "Destroy the enemy. Any means necessary."
@@craigstege6376
Step 1: Retract peace offering
Step 2: Compose Threat
2.1: Express your immense anger
2.2: Reference their lack of a maternal figure
Step 3: Personally head a strike team
Addendum: Preempt any attempt from subbordinates to tell you to reconsider
Side Note: Review financial reports after fight
And when he DOES face Lorgar at one point, Guilliman terrifies him so deeply that for a moment Lorgar actually considered APOLOGIZING and PLEADING for mercy.
Even if it was a Moment THAT MOMENT MADE HIM RETHINK. LMAO
"you without mercy now pleads for it I thought you were made of sterner stuff"
-Optimus Prime
Gilliman "Mercy? I'm Fresh Out Of Mercy!"
Was that the same fight that happened as angron hit max level?
@@MyXyle666 yes.
Left out the best part. Shortly thereafter we get Lorgar's perspective, and he realizes that all those slights, jabs, insults and hidden hatred he thought Guilliman had against him before then were completely imagined
Lorgar sitting with his head in his hands just like: “I done fucked up this time!”
I love his dawning realization of "Ohhhhh, IM the asshole....."
@@arkhaan7066 "... and now the blueberry is gonna tear me a Legion's worth of those."
- The park bench, immediately after that.
Wasn’t that in Betrayer?
its when he realized he was screwed.
Guilliman: why are you trying to stop me Marius!
Marius: Sir, the popcorn and drinks aren't ready yet.
The kitchen is full of Ultramarines getting their drinks Popcorn and Bets like it was a gladiator coliseum
@@ambuknight SIR WE ARE OUT THE BARS ARE EMPTY ALL OF THEM ACROSS THE EMPERIUM it appears oh god LORGAR AND ERUBUS AR EINT HE RING BY THE EMEPEROR WHERE ARE THE FUCKING DRINK WE NEED OUT STASHES SHOULD BE REFILED BY EVERY PYSCHER WE CAN FIND i DON'T CARE IF IT' SHERESY I'M NOT MISSING THIS SHIT NOW
Haha!
@@ambuknightand not a single person there bet on Lorgar so instead of making bets on who will win they decided to bet on how long Lorgar will last
Damn I never knew Papa Smurf had the fighting spirit of a WWE champion
Put one W away and Angron would be proud with his blue berry cousin
All his speeches, and you think he can't cut a promo?
@@DuongNguyen-fs2eecousin? They are literally brothers
You should have seen him against a horde of berzerkers
Of ALL the primarchs, girlymans rage is probably the MOST white hot. Considering a guy literally named ANGRON is in this roster, I'd still say when Gmoney is pissed, it's freaking scary.
You know shit hits the fan when Bobby G yelled "Seize your motherless behaviour"
He just grabbin and yankin all that behavior
Cease?
@@wanderhillen2435
It means "stop"
@@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy Yea but OP wrote "seize".
@@wanderhillen2435 Oh shit, why didn't I catch that?? Haha
"Dont try to stop me, Marius."
"Stop you, my lord? I call shotgun."
Marius then offers Guilliman the shotgun.
Guilliman actually Mic Dropped in lore. Holy shit LMAO
Man Learned of Mic drop in the old terra codex's "History's badass rap battles" LMAO
@@ambuknight imagine he did a distrack on lorgar
@@littlelw319The 40k music community have a new mission: Give Guilliman the best disstrack against Lorgar that there has ever been.
Primarchs Lion and Vulkan in the background have expressions mixed of eagerness at Guilliman's wrath and slight trepidation
@@littlelw319Kendrick vs Drake: Warhammer 40k Edition? Take my money!
Lorgar:Im cool, All the chaos gods loves me
Guilleman:no mother tho
Guilleman: Motherless heretic
Lorgar probably would've ended up better with a mother. Like how Angron would've been better if the Eldar didn't attack him.
@@starhammer5247 i can be said to every primarch,its just emps and erda should be a good parents, even tho primarch actually made for war, just gave them hints of love and they will be loyal
@@Obnax Not every Primarch. Vulkan had a great dad and Guilliman had a great mother. Lion didn't really have anyone outside of Luther, but he ended up alright, he just needed better social skills.
@@starhammer5247 Well it could been better with mother too right?, Become Slightly different from human
“Local logistics officer too angry to die.”
Nothings scarier than a spited logistics officer
Hell hath no fury like a quartermaster scorned
"Justice means identifying something for what it is objectively, then treating it accordingly." - Steve "Guilliman" Ditko
His commander riker be like: can i watch?
I understood that reference
Gulliman: "I'm gonna kill him"
Marius: I want to watch
When the silver-tongued orator politician starts talking bluntly, you know you fucced up.
Balthazar Gelt, is that you?
Calm Guilliman: I, Roboute Guilliman, 13th primarch and imperial regent do solemnly ratify this planet...
Angry Guilliman: YOU MOTHERF-
No mic had been dropped any harder than this in 40000 years of human history
Guilliman: 'Don't object!'
Marius: 'Dad, I just want some popcorn.'
Gage out here providing Guilliman with a cheerleading squad
In M41 Guilliman can have proper Cheerleaders:
Enter the Sisters of Battle and their Holy PonPoms
@@painlord2kDon’t forget about the Sisters of Silence (probably).
There's a mental image for you: Space Marines in their seldom-seen cheerleader armor.
Impressive? Traumatizing? *Yes.*
Corax and Gullimen working together to kill Lorgar would be A Deadly Duo
Ohh he’d be totally screwed and that would be payback for when Lorgar and Angron jumped G-Man
Mental imagof Corax, Russ, and G-man showing up, "Lorgar, we just wanna talk..."
@@kinguchiha6212 we’re talking Flaming sword Gullimen and Deamon Primarch Corax too Lorgar would be gone in under 5-10 minutes without a army or his traitor brothers
@@MrKeserian “don’t worry about what’s in our hands these weapons are fake we aren’t mad you at all brother” (Lion sneaks up with his shield to bash Lorgar head up like Anagron)
Featuring Kharn tagging along to jump Erebus
Lorgar: Have you lost your temper, Roboute?
Guilliman: I am going to _gut you_
Lorgar: You _have_ lost your temper...
guiliman can't find where the fucking thing is any more
*Near vacuum muffled screaming intensifies*
I never get why GW tried justifying that bit logically. He's a primarch, just pin it on warp shenanigans and say he was too angry for the laws of physics to apply to him
@@86pp73GW Aka "Too angry for the laws of physics to apply to him"
Guilliman: I'm coming for you Lorgar
Corvus: Not if I get him first!
When the lore finally decides to have Corvus and Lorgar reenter the setting, imagine this:
Lorgar enters real space to go raid imperial space. The ultra marines drive back his raid and Guiliman faces off against Daemon Lorgar.
The undivided prince might be a Daemon, but he's still Lorgar. One of the most inept primarchs in a duel. Guiliman has had practice, and he has the Emperor's sword.
After a fight, Lorgar opens a warp rift and tries to escape, but there's something in the rift. A swarm of VERY angry looking Ravens. The swarm manifests into a single person. "I still have your scent, Lorgar."
@@phantomwraith1984That would be the coolest scene ever.
Both brothers were pretty close. They even drank together and played some VR simulations.
The fact they both have a vendetta against Lorgar.
To be fair if both of them somehow managed to corner Lorgar then I see this more as the meme from Jojo of the guys kicking the tar out of someone on the floor
This is why we need corax back@@phantomwraith1984
Gulliman: *Talks about hurting people and to not ask why*
Marius : Whose thunderhawk we taking?
Same energy as yo wanna help me hide a body?
Best friend which car we taking yours or mine?
I see Guilliman has discovered cod lately
wouldnt it be funny if hed end up doing research about the insults thrown during shooters... and hed end up constructing the ultimate string of convoluted insults
He clearly plays split screen COD with Corax.
@@crustybomb115 Rapdaddy G-Man: I found these words in some ancient books from Terra, I shall use them whenever someone worthy of scorn appears before me"
He definitely joins the iron warriors whenever they game
@@SvengelskaBlondie TURBORACISM
Gulimen is a beast. This man is the very definition of "one day I'm going to say fuck it, and let the demons out"
Guilliman: "I will not be persuaded to back down!"
Marius: (already getting an extra large bucket of popcorn, extra large soda, his foldable chair, and his servitor camera)
Marius : "Go on sir, i just gonna watch a new film of the centuries in entire galaxy."
Taxman Bobby G: "Don't try to stop me, Marius."
Marius: "Stop you, Lord? Nah, I'm grabbing the cameras and immortalizing this moment."
"Just give me a moment to get a bucket of popcorn"
Fear the fury of a patient man...and Roboute is a very patient man
well he's no doctor but he does have alot of patience
@BIGBOSS-bu1jt he's like an over booked hospital. He has more patience than he can admit.
@@alpha9605
Ok, that was good😅
Damn, I didn't know that the Avenging Blue Bean Counter could be so aggressive, and the motherless part was perfect.
Guilliman: “Marius don’t u dare try to stop this.”
Marius: “My lord, I would never do such a thing, I’m simply hurt u didn’t invite me to help.”
"Do not deny me this."
"My Lord, I was just going to say I want to get my camera."
"Motherless bastards" I do believe Guilliman was one of the few primarchs, if not the only one, who had not only a solid father figure but a mother figure as well in his life. He freakin' loves his parents, and they're a huge part of what made him the man he is
Gil: Don’t try to stop me!
Mar: I was gonna ask if you want me to film it landscape or portrait
This is why Roboute’s return is necessary for the blueberries, only with him around they can say “FUCC THE CODEX!”.
I mean, he did literally write it, so he has the power to overrule it.
Ah yes. Mom jokes. True pinnacle of humanity
Always have been and always will be
Lorgar's mom was so ugly, even Nurgle got sick from looking at her 🤣
The funny thing? They kinda are. You can find them all throughout history in basically every culture. It's one of the few nigh-universal threads of human culture. That and d*ck jokes. Seriously.
When you can flex just having one, the sentiment hits a million times harder😂
It must be a terrifying sight to see the calmest primarch Inraged.
I thought the calmest wad Vulcan?
@@rubberman302 Vulcan may be the calmest one ngl
But there is a reason Guilliman is called the avenging son
Guilliman is so collected and methodical that even when he makes a serious death threat he still has bulletpoints.
Terms and conditions apply* 😅
The Ultrasmurfs in the Horus Heresy is why Gunkman and his sons are my favorite legion.
Know no Fear is one of the absolute best books in the Heresy series.
Marius went “Bruh I’m gonna be there shouting Worldstar”
Love how one of his insults is calling them motherless. Man had the best mother in warhammer
Wait didn't all the primarchs technically have the same mother?
@@rubberman302Not the mother of the Primarchs but the G Man's mother.
The one who raised him.
The math nerd when he's finally tired of everybody's ish:
The mass of my fist +sudden acceleration divided by the difference of your face.
Gulliman = DBZA Gohan? I can see it.
"The murder of one's children"
"What?"
"You asked me to define filicide"
--
"You don't get it. I hate this. The vibrations through my fists on contact... The taste of blood in my mouth... The sound of my heart in my ears... I hate it. I always have. But right now... in this moment... The only thing I hate more than it... is you."
Ever since his resurrection, Guilliman has been getting pissed A LOT and flying into rages. His marines note he wasn't like this previously.
He has to run the entire Imperium, and he's surrounded by incompetent bootlickers. Give him a break, he needs it.
@@mihacimpric745 it was probably why Big E was such a harsh bastard all the time too. Gildedboots Robochad 'The Serious Son' on his dad ark.
There's a lot to be pissed about I suppose😅
*Marius:* Can I join?
*Girlyman:* No, but you have front row seat.
I find it extremely funny that later he says to Lorgar: "(the emperor) should have fed you to Russ when he found you".
Like Leman is the family dog or something
I mean that's not entirely wrong
He is tho
Yeah that sounds like throwing scraps to the family dog even though the vet already told you that sort of food ain't good for it, I imagine Leman having stomach ache due eating some of that remaining Lorgar no one else would finish.
@@g.sergiusfidenas6650
Leman "Guilliman, I mean it, I cant eat anymore"
Guilliman "FINISH YOUR LORGAR DISH, LEMAN. FINISH IT"
@@julianpradarodriguez7336 -Malcador: Roboute, stop feeding the dog that crap, do you want him get ill and be put down like [REDACTED] and [REDACTED], don't make me tell your dad about it.
Everybody makes fun of Roboute for being a boy scout and accountant. But everybody is scared of the tax man.
My dude is absolutely terrifying
100% MORE TAXATION, YOU UTTER BASTARDS!
All fun and games until the Warhammer equivalent of the IRS knocks on your door
With a power sword.
@@werewolfhunter1347And he aint there for the money
@@werewolfhunter1347check out the Badab wars
The Imperiul doesn't f around taxes
@@alecdeter1999 BOBBY G: YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO PAY, NOW YOULL JUST HAVE YO PRAY!
Dont try to stop me, Marius
Stop you? I wanna join
Marius really said "Fuck it, we ball!" 💀
Guilliman’s anger is most terrifying of all the primarchs, bc you can never guess someone who is so usually calm has so much fury in him, if a tactical man like that begins to plot against you with a spirit fueled by hatred? Boy you are cooked
Him AND Dorn's.
Remember the Black Templars are also sons of Dorn...where do you think their intensity COMES FROM?
Never underestimate just how much chills papa smurf can give especially if he's literally demigod dad of a legion of protagonists
Papa Smurf gets a lot of slander but he's still objectively one of my favorite loyalist primarchs beside Lion and Corax
Corax getting out of the warp and reforming back to his human form from his demon form: "Can I join?"
"Guilliman was so boring during the Crusade and Heresy"
Guilliman during the Heresy:
There is nothing more terrifying than a calm man pushed to the point of true rage
Marius : But i wanted to watch !! I already got the pop corn!! 🤣
Bro pulled out the motherless card which is WILD 😂😂😂
The best part about the whole thing is that the Ultramarines have kept the Mark of Calth going since then.
That's 10K years of the blue boys screaming into the void: "I didn't hear no bell"
Uncle Bobby G: "Dont stop me cuh...."
Marius: "I aint stoppin ya, I wanna watch homie."
“I was merely going to object to being absent at the moment” this is the most strangely sociopathic thing I have ever heard. So intelligent. So dark. So soft yet delivered meaningfully. And just so much fucking insanity in that line. Radiating off his words like corium. I am starting to genuinely love 40k
I love the names this community comes up with for robot girlyman
The funniest thing was that if I recall from the novel this was even after he was vented out of his ship without a helmet during the initial attack in which he got stranded on the outer hull of his flagship. Was literally there for hours beating the shit out of word bearers barehanded, venting his anger and frustration and he still wasn't content after brutalizing Lorgars sons for hours when he made the mic drop 😂
Robute gullliman is the embodiment of "these hands rated e for everyone" and *T H E H A M M E R O F J U S T I C E I S U N I S E X*
Marius' line there was the cherry on top.
Guilliman: "Don't try and stop me, Marius."
Marius: "Stop you? I got the popcorn ready and everything."
Robute: "Not another word Marius, I don't want to hear it"
Marius:"But sir, I want to watch it"
Gorillaman: Don't even try to stop me Marius.
Marius: Father, I was about to ask if I should grab a nice chair to watch.
Robot chicken: I WILL SLAUGHTER HIM
Marius: "worldstar"
Freshly recruited Primaris: Why is everyone so scared of Gillimun? He just on his desk all day doing paperwork?
A random Custodes: And you better pray it stays that way if you know what's good for you.
"Fuck this, burn his planet" "but my lord the Emperor already burned his pla--" "BURN. IT. AGAIN."
Doom music somehow audible in the vacuum of space intensifies
“Don’t try and stop me.”
“Father, I wish to watch.”
Guilliman: don't stop me marius
Marius: stop you? I was gonna grab the camera
The "taken" clip is perfect
Lorgar: Lost everything he and his people built just because the Emperor is a fucking Redditor.
Guilliman: "Fuck you. Catch these hands."
The more I hear of Mr. Guilliman, the more I am absolutely a fan of everything he says and does.
It absolutely hilarious how he decided to formally broadcast his anger.
"Motherless bastards" is such an accurate insult...
I would love to see a wounded Lorgar, on his last breaths unable to stand and can barley crawl, not nearly fast enough to escape Gulliman and Corvus who have teamed up to defeat him, and during the end of the battle, Corvus in his deamon form and Guilliman wielding the empties sword, have a argument about who gets last blow.
It should absolutely be Guilliman, personal vendetta and all.
Lorgar:*resurface from the warp*
Guilliman: LORGAR IM GONNA MANGLE YOUR SPINE
Lorgar: *goes back to the warp*
Corax: Lorgar...... Im gonna fucking skin you alive
Lorgar: nowhere is safe now
Lorgar: "hehe, I'm in danger!"
Damm guilimane is cold
Marius fr said "stop you? My lord I want front row seats."
"Motherless bastards"
G-Man is just flexing at this point, knowing Lorgar grew up with just Kor Phaeron as an abusive dad.
I think he had 2 fatherly figures (he killed the kinder one)
Gillamin: "Before you say anything, SHUT UP!"
IT'S GUILLIMAN WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!
You may all have chaos gods on your side, but I have an eldar waifu. -Guilliman
"Stop you? No, I'm bringing the popcorn"
A literal mic drop from Roboute the gigachad is awesome.
I love these reminders that even the pencil pushers are violent maniacs
Calling lorgar and his troops "motherless" is an top tier insult
“Rescind my previous looped broadcast, replace it with this…SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BI-”
Damn it, FINE... I'll start reading the books, because this is gold!!!
And at this moment, Corax finally felt a familial bond with Bobby G.
"My brother in the emperor- you are motherless"
dude got so angry he made an itemized list
Well he is an accountant