Messi: I have most assists (378) Messi: I also have most goal in a year (91) Bro: I have 536 goals in a game☠️ Bro: I also have 815 assists in a game☠️
Once upon a time in the grand theaters of football, a legend was born-a man whose career started in the lush fields of Barcelona, took an inexplicable turn through the swamps of Everton, and ended on the lofty peaks of Manchester City. His name, long whispered among football aficionados, was synonymous with impossible statistics, yet he always remained humble-or perhaps he just didn't have time for the spotlight. At his first club, FC Barcelona, this maestro played a mere 32 games. But, in that short stint, he proved that he didn't need time to establish himself as a force of nature. Thirty-four goals and 42 assists-an astounding feat, considering some players can't even manage half that in a decade. The fans were sure they were witnessing the next Messi, but this player? Oh no, he was beyond such mortal comparisons. Then came the odd detour to Everton. No one knows why or how, but in one single, solitary appearance for the Toffees, he produced a miracle. He netted 536 goals and supplied 815 assists. To put this in perspective, one might say this game alone should have gone down in history as the football match of the century-if only it hadn't mysteriously been lost to time. No recordings, no coverage-just whispered rumors and tales from the lucky few who witnessed that singular, godly display of footballing genius. After that, where could a man like him go? He retired-obviously-but not in the traditional sense. Instead, he gracefully descended into Manchester City’s ranks, not as a star reborn, but as a veteran still running circles around his opponents. In his twilight years, across 21 games, he managed 25 goals and 25 assists-casual numbers for someone who once toyed with entire defenses for fun. And so, the legend quietly walked off the pitch, his boots hanging in the locker, his statistics immortalized.
They won their opening game 1351-0 against Blackburn rovers and then proceeded to lose every game after that and get relegated to League 1 (this is next year).
Everton vs Barcelona 2026 Champions league quarter-round official score: Everton 1351-4. This has been the most dominant. 1 goal every 0.06 seconds 💀💀💀💀
Guys I was very young when I went to watch a match in a stadium and by heavens grace it was Everton vs Man City . I was lucky enough to see 1351 G/A contribution by my GOAT
1 game, 536 goals, and 815 assists, that means in 90 minutes, he'd score a goal per 10.08 seconds, and every assist is per 6.58 seconds (that shit's unreal bro tf 💀)
For those who don't know:this guy is a footballer.he played 1 game in everton.after he goal 536 and assisted 815 times,he got injured really badly😢 He was forced to go the hospital and forced to go to
Format: apps/goals/assists/g+a/g+a per game First: Liverpool: 56/32/42/74/1.321 Prime: Arsenal: 960/653/921/1574/1.640 Retirement: Newcastle: 45/56/44/100/2.222 Overall: 1061/741/1039/1780/1.678 damn that's pretty impressive if you ask me
Messi : I scored 91 goals in 1 year
The goat Razza : I scored 536 goals in 1 game💪🗿
bro messi didnt score 91 goals in 1 season he scored 91 goals in a calendar year
@@Niko_nm7Isn't one season = one year?
@@Nothinghappenedin1984 No way you actually think that 😂
@@Niko_nm7then what is it 1 season is 1 second wowwwwwwww
@@Niko_nm7no, he is right, a season could last for 6-10 months, is a year.
Biggest what ifs in football history:
“What if Neymar stayed at Barca”
“What if Ansu Fati didn’t get injured”
“What if he played two games”
Erm its soccer
ITS FOOTBALL
1072 goals
1630 assist
@@therealcheatexo soccer in usa bro
@@JoshuitaPR yeah but they tried to correct something that wasn't wrong
Lewandovsky:5 goals in 9 minutes🤩
Messi: 91 Goals in one year🤑
Bro: 536 goals in 90 minutes💀
😂😂😂😂😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣LOL
1 goal every ten seconds
Bro Pp🙏💀
Don't forget the 815 assists that's like 1k+ goals in 90 mins ☠️☠️
and 815 assist
Matches:54
Goals:595
Assists:882
Goat for a reason🐐
Edit:Thanks everyone for 6.9k likes❤
Edit:Thanks everyone for 7.2k likes❤
averaging 27 G/A a game
@@Arsenal-ix2ssbut he scored 536 goals in 1 game🔥🔥
😂😂😂😂
He became atony💀💀
Bro scored +530 goals before the match
Bro scored a goal every 4.2 seconds 💀
I'm not good at Maths but he also got an assist like every 2 seconds too💀🙏
Bro must've cheatee thats why he got kicked out after one game
Guys when you talk of goats and mention antony nicolas jackson…..
NEVER FORGET RAZZAMATTAZZA!!
he had an G/A every 4 seconds*
@Giminivlr my bad
The amount of edits I’ve seen of this video is crazy💀💀💀
Yes
Yeah
Yeah
Real
Real
Everton scored at least 1351 goals in one game 🤣
Edit: I added “at least “ 😉
Still gonna get relegated 😂
The other team probably scored 1352
@@jimg6458everton probably x2
@@TheBaconismLOL😭😭
At least😂😂
One match wonder 😂
Lmao, thats funny
Like arshavin
Statement was made for him 😅
@@abdelg05arshavin placed 6th in the ballandor, so no, he wasn’t a one match wonder.
Played 1 game, and someone kidnapped him for the rest of season 😅😂
His teams goalkeeper:🤯
The other goalkeeper:😢
Prime Messi ❎
Prime Ronaldo ❎
Prime Razza ✅🔥💀
hi pence-pence
if you translate it it is
Prime Messi ❎
First Ronaldo ❎
First Breed ✅🔥💀
I HATE how both the cross and the tick emojis are green
First Breed 💀💀
Bro won a game 1351-0💀💀💀
10 years for an legendary carrier❌
1 game for a legendary carrier✅
(Just banter)
Do you need some spelling lessons on how to spell career
@@AgentFR10nobody asked
Like manolas
@@mohax9348 hey I just had to say it, it irritated me enough to say it ok
@@arsidtala4421 and what
Messi: I have most assists (378)
Messi: I also have most goal in a year (91)
Bro: I have 536 goals in a game☠️
Bro: I also have 815 assists in a game☠️
Bro was so good Ronaldo and Messi teamed up to kidnap him 😂
Underated Comment😂😂😂
Bro won the ballon dor in one game
😂😂😂😂💀😶
more like the super ballon dor in one game
Messi:1219 g/a in his career
Bro:1351 g/a in a game
1351 G/A ratio in a single match 😂
Messi still wins ballon d or 😂
@@naniman7020 Ronaldo still cries 😂
@@ambientwishwalker8908 why roasting Ronaldo?
@@naniman7020 Why trolling Messi?
@@itzEditsAndGaming bro is a joke lol.
I've seen enough. Deduct 10 points from Everton. 💀💀
That was the reason why everton got 10 points deduction💀💀
@@YTBRSosyalEmreHAHAHAHA
Bro scored 1 goal every nano second 🗿
Bro won 23 ball'on'dors in 1 day 💀Edit: 658 LIKES!!! Also Subscribe if you like this comment
536 goals in one game is crazy
Nah ball'on'dors will be with the stealer messi
@arnavtiwari8324 fr
@@arnavtiwari8324lol
@@arnavtiwari8324fr
Bobby Endrick 1958 Prime🥶
but better lets be honest bro every like 4 secs he has to hit a goal or pass
Yeah bro he's not Bobby Charlton
Bro is the goat🔥🔥🔥
Messi: I scored 91 Goals in A Calendar Year
Razza: I played 1 Game and scored 536 goals. THE SCORE WAS 1351-0
Bro is park ji sung x10000
With a squad good enough to finish 815 goals in one game, they probably also scored some without his help
Bros career :
54 matches
595 goals
882 assists
Bro average 27.35 G/A per match
( I guess he is reincarnation of Gullit 💀💀💀)
Reincarnation of no one
gullit? yeah you probably plays fc 25 or fc mobile 25
he wasnt even that good like you said
Bro reincarnated Pelé, Maradona, Bican and Cruyff 💀🙏🏼😭
@@IzuukiiHe is the reincarnation of all football players who died
⚰️☠️
💀 1 game
💀 536 goals
💀 815 assists
GOAT 🐐 for a reason 💀💀💀🐐🐐🐐🔥🔥🔥🔥👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Once upon a time in the grand theaters of football, a legend was born-a man whose career started in the lush fields of Barcelona, took an inexplicable turn through the swamps of Everton, and ended on the lofty peaks of Manchester City. His name, long whispered among football aficionados, was synonymous with impossible statistics, yet he always remained humble-or perhaps he just didn't have time for the spotlight.
At his first club, FC Barcelona, this maestro played a mere 32 games. But, in that short stint, he proved that he didn't need time to establish himself as a force of nature. Thirty-four goals and 42 assists-an astounding feat, considering some players can't even manage half that in a decade. The fans were sure they were witnessing the next Messi, but this player? Oh no, he was beyond such mortal comparisons.
Then came the odd detour to Everton. No one knows why or how, but in one single, solitary appearance for the Toffees, he produced a miracle. He netted 536 goals and supplied 815 assists. To put this in perspective, one might say this game alone should have gone down in history as the football match of the century-if only it hadn't mysteriously been lost to time. No recordings, no coverage-just whispered rumors and tales from the lucky few who witnessed that singular, godly display of footballing genius.
After that, where could a man like him go? He retired-obviously-but not in the traditional sense. Instead, he gracefully descended into Manchester City’s ranks, not as a star reborn, but as a veteran still running circles around his opponents. In his twilight years, across 21 games, he managed 25 goals and 25 assists-casual numbers for someone who once toyed with entire defenses for fun.
And so, the legend quietly walked off the pitch, his boots hanging in the locker, his statistics immortalized.
Barely any likes and reply I can fix that
This is beautiful 😂
This is beautiful ❤❤❤😊😊😊😊
I ain't reading allat
Bruuuh, this is more better than Peter Drury's poetic commentaey in the wc final
"De EvE-On" is fire 🗣🗣🔥🔥
Bro played his prime in his backyard with that amount of G/A😂😂
Anyways ur the goat m8❤
Bro got 536 goals in 1 match 💀
Because he was banned after it
1351*
Nice win 🏆 1351 - 0 ⚽️🥅🥇Ballon d’or
Everton still manage to not pick up the 3 points.
They prob went against leverkusen
I remember whet Everton beat Liverpool 1351 0 with Razza scoring 536 and assisting 815 💀
Edit:Thanks for 500 likes
That's like 15 goals per minute.
Why LP 😭😭😭
@@Muhammad-r7z7v Their rivals with Everton
@@shari_33 That's insane 💀
Bro must have scored tons of Tim Howard style goals in one game 😂
This will forever go down as the greatest My first career club in history
Antony: Finally a worthy opponent
Just 2 appearances in his prime club would be probably around 1072 goals 💀🐢🔥🔥
fr
@@suseibakait wouldn’t. If you doubled it, then yh
@@suseibakau can’t tell time
@@ZakIsHereRN Are you stupid or yes im just agreeing tell that stupid no sense making shit to collector
so people score the same amount of goals every match?
As a wise man once said
"Theres a reason its called Prime Club🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Bro played against dead people or something? 💀💀
😂😂😂😂 fr
Nah, it was Man United…even worse
Bro got a G/A in every 4 seconds 💀🥶
I love this song, especially rhe tripppie redd part ❤❤❤
Bro made Everton win the Prem under 1 match
Imagine if he had played 5 more💀💀
Only 3 points though. Lol
@@blue24563 Dont forget goal diffence and goals for is a thing👀.
They won their opening game 1351-0 against Blackburn rovers and then proceeded to lose every game after that and get relegated to League 1 (this is next year).
championship*
Finally found the OG video 😪
Same
Everton vs Barcelona 2026 Champions league quarter-round official score:
Everton 1351-4. This has been the most dominant.
1 goal every 0.06 seconds 💀💀💀💀
1 game-536 goals and 815 assists
Truly the goat🐐☠️
Guys I was very young when I went to watch a match in a stadium and by heavens grace it was Everton vs Man City . I was lucky enough to see 1351 G/A contribution by my GOAT
lol
1 game, 536 goals, and 815 assists, that means in 90 minutes, he'd score a goal per 10.08 seconds, and every assist is per 6.58 seconds (that shit's unreal bro tf 💀)
Bro was banned in the name of fairness after scoring 500 goals in one game
Prime club is the best 🤣🤣🤣
Playing for everton:
Prime club ❌
Prime game ✅
He said "one match is enough" and earned the goat title
Bro became antony 💀
The legendary video that all the youtubers edit about
Bro had a perfect prime ☠️
He is underrated
This was freaking amazing 😂😂😅
Thanks razza for always making our day wonderful
Can't wait for 10,000 goals challenge
Good luck to whoever plays against everton with this guy in team
It makes sense... You contributed over 1300 G/A in one game and you were deemed too dangerous to play.
I would be scared too if someone scored 500 goals in a single match
After 1game you get bann from football
Imagine getting banned cause you’re too good 💀
WeLCoMe To My FoOtBaLl CeReEaEr got me on the floor dying while rolling😭😭💀💀💀💀
The way his face just DROPPED lol
The amount of edits made out of this video is wild
Edit:HOLY SHI HOW DOES THIS HAVE A 100 LIKES THANKS YALL
Real😂
What edits? I haven't seen any
it got me with the "WHUA-🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅"
For those who don't know:this guy is a footballer.he played 1 game in everton.after he goal 536 and assisted 815 times,he got injured really badly😢
He was forced to go the hospital and forced to go to
He didn't get injured he was BANNED for being too good
Bro used cheat on his prime and then got banned 😂😂😂
This comment hilarious 😂
Finally, I get to see the original video
Bro's prime is on the next level🗿
Imagine Everton 1315-0 Manchester City
IMAGINE LOL OR MADRID
pele:I scored 10 goals in one match
meanwhile bro scores 536 goals in 1 match☠☠💀💀
BRO EVERTON GOALS GOT ME ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING LOOOOL
Bro is better than everyone
First time seeing the original instead of the edit
Bro is Arshavin pro +
Bro breaks the game 😂
rumor has it, he tore both his ACLs and Achilles and was out for 8 seasons 😮😮😮😮😮😮
My man Played against 11 onanas 😂
lmao
Even razzmataza finds this funny 🤣
595 Goals
882 Assists
In Just 54 Matches
🗿A True Opponent For Antony
Format: apps/goals/assists/g+a/g+a per game
First: Liverpool: 56/32/42/74/1.321
Prime: Arsenal: 960/653/921/1574/1.640
Retirement: Newcastle: 45/56/44/100/2.222
Overall: 1061/741/1039/1780/1.678
damn that's pretty impressive if you ask me
Bro Turned Prime Messi Levels 👽☠️
Bro is better than Ronaldo plus Messi times 100
@@Wintdidnothingwrong world cup
@@erenyeygerkenny shut the .... up kid
Next goat🔥🔥🔥
1351 g/a in 90 minutes 😂
Bro, Arshavin prime ☠️
This will live down as the unbeaten career simulation for the next century (and this)
54 Matches
595 Goals
882 Assists ☠️
Dude is the most successful guy in history, incredible 1477 In 54 games, simply the New Goat💀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
1351 in 1 game
How has he got 1,351G/A in one game!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂
This is so cold 🥶
One game one reason to live
And hes scored 595 goals in 34 games lol 🤣🤣🤣
I can see the troll face edits already
Who's excited for 10,000 goals challenge
👇
I bet he will fail the challenge today 😅
@@bretgamertv yh he always fails lol
Messi:I scored 5goals in a single game
Ronaldo: I also scored 5goals
Halaand: I scored 9goals in one game
Bro: I scored 536goals in single game☠️
1,351 goal contributions is insane
Ended the goat debate in one game, razinho the footballing god
eu amo seus vídeos carry on ❤
Dudes hamstrings are dead after scoring 500 frickin goals in a game
"I'm not hacking I swear"
Bro's stats:
Ah yes the famous Everton 1351-0 Southampton
You telling me this guy not only scored over 500 goals in a game but the team overall scored over 1.5K goals in 1 game?
Finnaly i found the full video
I FINALLY FOUND THE ORIGINAL SHORT
1351 GOALS IN ONE GAME IS CRAZYYY bro bouta be the next ULTRA GOAT
Bro, made every goal in his prime straight from kickoff🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
Finally found the original 😂