"I'm gonna wrap my arms around you and take you right down to the bottom of the list." Lines like that are why Ryan should be in movies, half the shit he comes up with in the spur of the moment are better than anything a big name writer could possibly dream up as a one liner.
The best part about this fact is that they measured it by tossing a falconer out of a plane, letting the falcon out a bit later, and timing how long it took for the bird to catch up.
@@masonjerome710 because a bunch of furry's mailed him a lot of "gift's" if ya know what I mean. All due to him questioning about some creature in a game.
@@zenthedying91 oh ive witnessed, I watch way to much AH. Can't afford to miss that AHWU; I was saying it more like I shouldnt be laughing so hard at it. Pure gold all I can say
Can we all just appreciate Jeremy in these? He'll take the first shot 80% of the time, and almost ALWAYS tell people what the correct thing is to do after missing the blind shot. He's decent at the game, but lowkey wholesome.
Hell anyone who has watched his Jackbox streams will tell you when he plays Murder Party and he and other players are in the "if no one takes money you all survive but if you someone does you die" capture game he never takes the money and announces it to the stream to encourage them to in a way buck the system
He got his facts wrong though. He said a peregrine falcon tops out at 112 MPH. It's closer to 212 mph but the fastest ever recorded was clocked at 240 mph.
29:00 If you watch Gavin’s salt shaker ball trail thing, it’s timed perfectly with Michael getting salty and saying “yup” repeatedly. I can’t tell if it’s a wonderful happenstance or an extremely clever edit (there’s a little blob in the footage immediately thereafter that makes me think it was timed intentionally) but damn, it cracked me up.
Just a little tip for Jeremy at 4:22 it's peregrine falcon, not peregwin. Also, according to google, their top speed is about 390 Km/h, which is about 240 mph, twice as fast as the 120 mph you said.
LetsPlay videos you guys should make. - VR the champions: FNAF Help Wanted VR - Play Pals: Just Shapes and Beats - Lets Watch: Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney or atleast first chapter of Danganronpa w/ Fiona, Michael and detective Roger Davis. (I know you guys wont play the whole of either games)
Jeremy: fuckyouGAV!
Gavin: Did you just try to kill me?
Jeremy: No. I’m just letting you know how I feel.
20:50
Gavin: "Useless little limp wristed bastard!"
The insults this guy comes up with are amazing 🤣
Literally can hear the rage in his voice.
Yeah you can hear the build up xD
Its almost as good as when you can hear Jeremy hitting his desk in absolute frustration lol
@@Hannah-wh3vo Limp-wristed?
cocka doodle dick head might be my favorite
"I'm gonna wrap my arms around you and take you right down to the bottom of the list."
Lines like that are why Ryan should be in movies, half the shit he comes up with in the spur of the moment are better than anything a big name writer could possibly dream up as a one liner.
Uh.
This did not age well.
Peregrine Falcons have been clocked diving at 240+ mph (1/3 the speed of sound). Fastest animal in the world, and my personal favorite.
The best part about this fact is that they measured it by tossing a falconer out of a plane, letting the falcon out a bit later, and timing how long it took for the bird to catch up.
@@_Stormfather didn't even notice the mispronunciation haha. That makes it so much worse
Jeremy under-selling the peregrine falcon, it is THE fastest bird and can get up to 200+ Mph in a dive
He's more concerned with other...bird facts. If you know what I mean.
Jeremy the furry.
fucking jeremy the furry, god damnit why is that so funny
@@masonjerome710 because a bunch of furry's mailed him a lot of "gift's" if ya know what I mean. All due to him questioning about some creature in a game.
@@zenthedying91 oh ive witnessed, I watch way to much AH. Can't afford to miss that AHWU; I was saying it more like I shouldnt be laughing so hard at it. Pure gold all I can say
Jeremy: Dude I love Paraguin falcons
Peregrine falcon: Am I a joke to you
Jeremy: They can go like 120 MPH
Peregrine Falcon: is my ability to go 1/3 the speed of sound a joke to you?
Gavin trying to get people to say Gav Schwa is still funny to me
It's a solid linguistics joke for sure haha
I think you mean "Gav an upside down e"
It's pronounced gav-uh
I'm genuinely surprised Ryan doesn't know what a schwa is
Jeremy announcing things about the course is golden.
"YOU CAN GO TOO HARD"
"THERE'S NO BACK WALL"
Can we all just appreciate Jeremy in these? He'll take the first shot 80% of the time, and almost ALWAYS tell people what the correct thing is to do after missing the blind shot. He's decent at the game, but lowkey wholesome.
Hell anyone who has watched his Jackbox streams will tell you when he plays Murder Party and he and other players are in the "if no one takes money you all survive but if you someone does you die" capture game he never takes the money and announces it to the stream to encourage them to in a way buck the system
Jeremy spouting bird facts claiming he “likes animals” some say he might like birds a little too much
“Bill Nye, how do you fuck a bird?”
And we have come back to Jeremy the animal lover.
Well Jeremy you don’t.
Oh yeah, I forgot Jeremy has his Ryan moments with Birds.
Probably aspecial interest
He got his facts wrong though. He said a peregrine falcon tops out at 112 MPH. It's closer to 212 mph but the fastest ever recorded was clocked at 240 mph.
Ryan: I'm just here to play golf.
Ryan: Gavin's already flustered so I'm not gonna target him.
Ryan: I'm just here to play golf.
Aren't you supposed to hit the other balls off the course? What's the point then?
“I was the day walker of bipping”
You just need face cams for everyone. This is already gold, but let's bump things up to platinum!
Gotta save that face cam gold for when Geoff shows up
It's waisted on just Alfredo. Doing it for everyone would be better.
I wonder, if Jeremy knows the average air speed velocity of an unladen Swallow?
African or European?
He's a Monty Python fan so it's possible
Mason Murphy I don't know.
Detective "Ryan" Davis strikes again! Best one yet at 2:48
Gavin: who's responsible for the buncing of 2019??
Ryan: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH.......
Alfredo cam is literally the opposite of Geoff can and I love both of them hes so happy!!
18:46 a nice wittle bity of Gavin singing rock dj
29:00 If you watch Gavin’s salt shaker ball trail thing, it’s timed perfectly with Michael getting salty and saying “yup” repeatedly.
I can’t tell if it’s a wonderful happenstance or an extremely clever edit (there’s a little blob in the footage immediately thereafter that makes me think it was timed intentionally) but damn, it cracked me up.
20:49 Gavin is very creative with his insults. XD
Jeremy singing Ezekiel Jackson’s theme song just makes me want his wrestling podcast even more
18:44
Alfredo: Can I cut it?
Gavin: Yes, you can!
I hear your Robbie Williams “Rock DJ” reference, Gav.
I think a Peregrine falcon top speed is really 200mph. I love how there’s salt over Gavin’s ball showing how salty he is.
18:43 lmao I love Gavins reference to a tribe called quest
Shoutout to Jeremy for busting out Ezekiel Jackson’s WWE theme
Of all the wrestlers lmao
I thought that’s what it was but wasn’t too sure
@@Wibblybingle that like getting david otungas theme name lol
I said the same thing haha
@@Wibblybingle his theme was awesome, even if he was just.... ok.
Gavin makes these videos so much more funny because he says random shit that nobody else does and it's hilarious!
Just a little tip for Jeremy at 4:22 it's peregrine falcon, not peregwin.
Also, according to google, their top speed is about 390 Km/h, which is about 240 mph, twice as fast as the 120 mph you said.
He must have been watching Benedict try to say penguin in that one documentary
That last hole was amazing 😁
Jack being affected the same way as literally everyone else: OH COME OOONNN, BULSHIT, COME ONNN
Ryan is like the scorpion in the scorpion and the frog it’s in my nature story.
Jeremy putting out them Animorphs facts.
I haven't seen such high numbers since Funhaus gamed the dollal market.
Wanna get drunk by the end of the video? Drink every time Jack yells “come on!”
legend has it that as soon as the doctor had Jack in this arms instead of crying he went “COME ONN”
>The Bipper becomes the Bippey in part 26 of Fore Honor!
Oh, this is gonna be _goooooood..._
It turns out Jeremy just watched that kids show, wild Krats. That's where he got all his knowledge
You're thinking of Zaboomafoo, the anthem of our youth.
24:05
Shout out to Ezekiel Jackson's WWE Theme. Thanks Lil J
Maybe a Geoff win at mini golf? Or a Ryan vs bipageddon? 🤔
I don't know which is more Geoff. Micheal's defeated sighs, or Jack's angry cursing.
Cock-a-doodle-dickheads.... I died laughing! Gavin you're a freaking treasure, don't ever change man
When they said Kobe mad me sad
24:03 Jeremy singing "Domination" as he sinks the hole? Shout out to Ezekiel Jackson.
"Its just a bong..... gong hole." Gavin free lol
Ryan proving whether he is in 1st, or last he gets you every time. Ryan plays a very different golf game.
That last hole was amazing!
I love how Ryan has found a way to keep a relatively low score while still causing chaos
Jeremy with the Ezekiel Jackson entrance music lol
Ryan "I know, I know..." like he's consoling one of his kids.
It would be great to see you guys as a group trying to bunce one ball to victory.
Good thing about being so early is nobody spoils that Geoff wins
You should have Biptoberfest or Hunt for Red Biptober
Alfredo: "That fuckin' hole cucked me!" 7:48
Jeremy likes animals sOoOoO much but doesnt know its peregrine not peregwin lmaooo
20:50... “Useless little limp-wristed bastard” - Gavin 2019
Jeremy singing Ezekiel Jackson’s theme. I haven’t thought about ECW in ages.
Ryan is so good he can keep BIP everyone and still get a good position
Omg for a second I actually thought Alfredo just straight up hacked to go back up the hill
Whoever came up with the title deserves props.
Golfing Ryan is so tranquil.
Omg I love gavin so much bloody “ oh cock-a-doodle dickhead !!“
So, we now have a very good sound bite of Jeremy saying he likes animals at about 4:36.
19:48
Was completely unexpected and hilarious
Detective Roger Davis, reporting for bipping!
"aT lEaSt RyAn BiPs FaIrLy!"
Jeremy with the subtle WWE reference at 24:00
Jeremy "you can do to much" Dooley
Gavin being geoff this episode of golf it
huh...i didn't know Mists of Pandaria came with a golf course...
So glad someone else recognised that and I wasn't just drawing parallels
There's so many bridges on these maps, if only Geoff was here so it could be full on Geoff Bridges.
5:56 Jeff Steitzer
: "Double Kill."
Jeremy with the Ezekiel Jackson reference!
Yas! The return on Bip Pirate Haywood!
Jeremy really hid how much of a wrestling fan he was at first. My man spitting ezekiel jacksons theme
I see you Jeremy with the Ezekiel Jackson theme song!
I wanna see gav, Michael, Alfredo and Jeremy play pogostuck. Maybe a cash prize or something for distance so it's really rage inducing
25:50 Owen Wilson “wow”
9:25 Galvanize - The Chemical Brothers
Jack a few videos ago: "Is that a yeet or a kobe"
Jack: "Kobe"
While I appreciate the attempt, it's a dead meme lmao
4:07 is where he uses the cool hip kid lingo!
Another great Golf It video. If only everyone had a facecam.
How did no one make a bird fucking joke when Jeremy brought up the falcons?
I need a Protecting Mr. Free
Ryan could have won but choose to bip Alfredo instead. Never change Ryan.
Detective "Bipper" Davis
and here I was thinking I was the only one who remembered only one who remembered Ezekiel Jackson
Oh boy jeremy bring out random bird facts..... its like he has a thing for birds or something.......
Honestly surprised the guys haven’t done a shenanigans or between the games of covering Jeremy’s desk in bird related items. I’d support that
@@athena_geronimo8233 sounds like trevor has his next desk beautification video lol
And now we need a Gav cam for these when Geoff ain't here
Of course Jeremy knows bird facts
they need to do a secret geoff wins in this
Michael: "I'M GONNA STROKE OUT!"
Me: "I bet Lindsay likes it when you stroke out if ya know what I'm saying"
Never thought I'd see the day an Ezekiel Jackson theme reference made it into an AH Video
And I'm glad I have
peregrine falcon are the fastest animal in the world, diving through the air at over 200mph and have been measured at 242mph on a TV show for Nat Geo.
It's not an upside down e, it a schwaaaa
TIL Velvet is really good at golf
Idea: Geoff wins in fore honour via selective bips to get hole in ones
Ah yes, the Fore Honor series aka the Only Fredo Face Show
You know, I (as a fan) love Geoff, But boy do I miss the Rage he has when he and Ryan are playing golf games.
LetsPlay videos you guys should make.
- VR the champions: FNAF Help Wanted VR
- Play Pals: Just Shapes and Beats
- Lets Watch: Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney or atleast first chapter of Danganronpa w/ Fiona, Michael and detective Roger Davis. (I know you guys wont play the whole of either games)
I feel like Danganronpa is too wordy for the guys to stay focused on theyd probably just skip through a lot of it
I read it as the Dong Show, and now I’m disappointed by the lack of dong.
You mean things you can Do Online Now Guys?
Ryan cares not for your win, only the bip.
24:05 Jeremy randomly starts rapping Ezekiel Jackson's wrestling theme lol
Lets see some jumping and random balls again!
Peregrine Jeremy, "in". And they are the fastest bird, can swoop at 240mph.