Weather request: Long Neck, Delaware! We've had weather requests in 46/50 US states. The ones missing are Delaware, North Dakota, Vermont, and Tennessee. Let's get the boys to that 50/50 sweep!
I'm no expert but the UV damage on your car paint is real and thats why the wax is good. If your paint is damaged and chips you can get rust and thats a whole things thats spreads under the paint. Unless you're my car and you have terminal body rust anyway idk lol
Dear illustrious sirs with tears in my eyes I ask you , If you both were selected for a space exploration mission by the United States and upon arrival, encountered an alien civilization that believed you were gods and appointed you as their leaders, how would you guide their society? What values would you instill in them?
Conkers were a big deal when I was in school. There was so much cheating going on - lacquering them, baking them, coating them in superglue... And yeah, also aiming for your opponent's knuckles. It was brutal.
Dear illustrious sirs with tears in my eyes I ask you to please consume the animations from the channel Dungeon Soup. They are some of the most hilarious stuff my old nerd eyes watched in a while and I think you guys would love them too. The gnome feels like you two being mixed together.
Weather request: Greystones, Wicklow, Ireland. A beautiful, coastal Irish town. For a nearby attraction, I highly recommend Victor's Way.. A unique experience, to be sure.
weather request : rothwell northamptonshire uk , small town older than the founding of your country, and look up something called the rothwell proclamation, its a yearly tradition going back 800 years, where every pubs open at 6 in morning, and people in ceremonial garb and drink rum and milk while the mayor rides around in a house drawn carriage issuing fights over poles at every pub in the town
I got an apartment and bought a record stand, I have put a total of 10 vinyls away and still have 80 to go lmao they are going to be in that separate bin for years
I feel like being invisible to steal stuff might still get you caught? You'd be handling stolen goods, they could track your phone, your car, etc. feels like if you ever became a suspect it's over
I'm 31 so maybe schools in the UK don't do this anymore, but when I was a child we'd do conker fights in the playground until the school banned it. After that, it was common to do them at Bonfire's night. It really hurt when the opponent missed your conker and hit your hand instead lol
Dear illustrious sirs, with tears in my eyes i ask you: Have you ever considered doing a podcast tour? Which cities would you go to and Jesse, how would you convince Crendor to leave his house?
Weather request for Caraquet in New-Brunswick.,Canada. . We Have the Acadian Festival (Tintamare) on august 15th where we make a lot of noise during the parade to signify that we are still here.
Dear illustrious sirs, it is with tears in my eyes I ask you this question: What is the biggest animal you think you could single handedly wrestle and then tape to a lamp-post using sticky tape? Just you 1 on 1 with the animal, unlimited tape. Thank you.
Oh i remember playing the conker game at school when i was a kid. We called it kastanjeklop in belgium. kastanje = conker I also remember bruised fingers from terrible aim.
Even if I don't have the ability to just have more stuff I know what to do with, I can relate at least on some level to the whole having too much things, but it's more like, I want to know everything in my place. Like if I don't know where I got a thing, if I can't tell a story about it, then it feels almost like it's intruding on my place
Dear illustrious sirs with tears in my eyes i ask you : if you two had to rebrand and become rappers, what would your rap names be and what would your first mixtape be called
Dear Illustrious sirs, I beseech you. Jesse is most like the character King Kai from DBZ who won't train anyone who doesn't have a sense of humor and is goofy as hell. Crendor is like Yajirobi who takes credit for training everybody who is actually strong to the media in exchange for free food.
The reason 1 horsepower is much less than the power of 1 horse is when cars were first being produced it made them sound more attractive in terms of how much work they could do compared to your horse.
Jesse wants to be Max Caufield. I wonder how many time storms he'll make before the government is like, "Okay what the fuck is happening?" and go get his ass?
any good band i can get an album for from spotify or YT Premium/Music -- hell even Amazon Music (digital = no plastic tat to hafta find space for or risk losing -- i had D Va in her mekka and a nendroid Tracer and i cant find them even though i know i didnt throw them out
A polymer-based wax is a sacrificial protectant layer against harmful UV rays, water repelling or hydrophobic properties, shine and some paint sealant abilities to help maintain paints’ moisture properties. Wax does not last long, six months at most depending on conditions and how much you wash your vehicle. Waxing after each wash will help maintain your paint and help prevent oxidation and make washing off pollutants a bit easier. Undercarriage washes are important when road salts and brine are stuck to metals and the wash from melting snow and ice come in contact and begin the oxidation process, i.e. rust. This is more so in Chicago than in LA. LA is spared from rust, but the harsh sun’s UV rays every day of the year is the main harm. UV rays and heat leach the plasticizers out of tires, causing that dirty brown buildup, as well as brake dust and the fine filings of the steel brake rotor to make the wheel and tires look very dirty. For more info, check out the wide variety of detailing youtubers from fussy New Yorkers, to Chicagoans of status, or visual asmr of dry ice detailing in CA.
Maybe Jesse is suffer from OCD i also suffer from OCD and maybe his visiion is to be clear and have nothing so ther voice that drive to him that you need less and less I suffer the same thing it ia hard thing to live with I hope this help
Crendor is in a state of perpetual sickness what's the switch that just goes on and off every 11 to 12 days or less.... mostly less. And Jesse is in the state of romance dysfunction.
Jesse's frantic missing record questing low key giving me the vibe of those carbon monoxide/gas leak stories, stay safe out there y'all
Weather request: Long Neck, Delaware!
We've had weather requests in 46/50 US states. The ones missing are Delaware, North Dakota, Vermont, and Tennessee. Let's get the boys to that 50/50 sweep!
Undercarriage cleaning is really important for getting ice-melt/road-salt off, which will lead to rust and corrosion.
Which is why it's better to use sand on a winter road.
I grew up in Essex, UK and our local chippy was called The Codfather. I lost my mind when you found another one 😅
It's a top tier goof
I'm no expert but the UV damage on your car paint is real and thats why the wax is good. If your paint is damaged and chips you can get rust and thats a whole things thats spreads under the paint. Unless you're my car and you have terminal body rust anyway idk lol
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Start: 0:44
Traffic: 28:32
Weather: 29:03 (Pontypridd, Wales, United Kingdom)
Sports: 34:58
Fact of the day: 36:17
Dear illustrious sirs: 37:31
Big news story: 43:22
I had RSV in June, then covid in July, then the flu in August.
Being sick sucks.
Dear illustrious sirs with tears in my eyes I ask you , If you both were selected for a space exploration mission by the United States and upon arrival, encountered an alien civilization that believed you were gods and appointed you as their leaders, how would you guide their society? What values would you instill in them?
after writing a letter of frustration to my boss, which may lead to me possibly resigning, I do need Cox n Crendor in the morning!
never resign... make them fire you.
Conkers were a big deal when I was in school. There was so much cheating going on - lacquering them, baking them, coating them in superglue...
And yeah, also aiming for your opponent's knuckles. It was brutal.
Dear Illustrious Sirs, with tears in my eyes, I beseech you.
How do I convince my friends that you are a reliable source of news?
Dear illustrious sirs with tears in my eyes I ask you to please consume the animations from the channel Dungeon Soup. They are some of the most hilarious stuff my old nerd eyes watched in a while and I think you guys would love them too.
The gnome feels like you two being mixed together.
Jesse what was the album? Was it reel big fish?
Weather request: Greystones, Wicklow, Ireland. A beautiful, coastal Irish town. For a nearby attraction, I highly recommend Victor's Way.. A unique experience, to be sure.
Dear illustrious sirs with tears in my eyes.
if you were a walking talking food what food would you be
Oh Jesse, in the modern world of infrared/thermal cameras you'd be found so quick
weather request : rothwell northamptonshire uk , small town older than the founding of your country, and look up something called the rothwell proclamation, its a yearly tradition going back 800 years, where every pubs open at 6 in morning, and people in ceremonial garb and drink rum and milk while the mayor rides around in a house drawn carriage issuing fights over poles at every pub in the town
Jesse has a moriarty in his life who is secretly breaking in and stealing one object at a time to make him think he is going crazy.
I got an apartment and bought a record stand, I have put a total of 10 vinyls away and still have 80 to go lmao they are going to be in that separate bin for years
I feel like being invisible to steal stuff might still get you caught? You'd be handling stolen goods, they could track your phone, your car, etc. feels like if you ever became a suspect it's over
Grog Shop is a music venue in Cleveland thought they were talking about that for way to long.
I'm 31 so maybe schools in the UK don't do this anymore, but when I was a child we'd do conker fights in the playground until the school banned it. After that, it was common to do them at Bonfire's night. It really hurt when the opponent missed your conker and hit your hand instead lol
I feel that 'HOW DID I LOSE THIS THING I DON'T GO ANYWHERE WITH IT!!'
I have a history of just magically losing stuff I swear I never lose. It plays on my mind years later.
Dear illustrious sirs, with tears in my eyes i ask you: Have you ever considered doing a podcast tour? Which cities would you go to and Jesse, how would you convince Crendor to leave his house?
Weather request for Caraquet in New-Brunswick.,Canada. . We Have the Acadian Festival (Tintamare) on august 15th where we make a lot of noise during the parade to signify that we are still here.
You can tell Crendor was sick, it was nearly a whole episode of him doing the "Question thing".
Dear illustrious sirs, it is with tears in my eyes I ask you this question: What is the biggest animal you think you could single handedly wrestle and then tape to a lamp-post using sticky tape? Just you 1 on 1 with the animal, unlimited tape. Thank you.
Jesse needs the power to find things. Because if he had the power of invisibility he would be doing it to peep.
Oh i remember playing the conker game at school when i was a kid. We called it kastanjeklop in belgium.
kastanje = conker
I also remember bruised fingers from terrible aim.
maybe you put it back in the wrong record sleeve
Did you ever give the name of the band in this episode?
I'm slowly catching up with the recent episodes, at epsiode 433 now.😃
Weather request for: Burst, Belgium
I think the record is in another record folder.
I need you to know that everyone in the UK knows about conkers and it's wild to me it's not a thing outside the UK
Even if I don't have the ability to just have more stuff I know what to do with, I can relate at least on some level to the whole having too much things, but it's more like, I want to know everything in my place. Like if I don't know where I got a thing, if I can't tell a story about it, then it feels almost like it's intruding on my place
Weather request: Östersund, Jämtland Sweden.
Dear illustrious sirs with tears in my eyes i ask you : if you two had to rebrand and become rappers, what would your rap names be and what would your first mixtape be called
Dear Illustrious sirs, I beseech you.
Jesse is most like the character King Kai from DBZ who won't train anyone who doesn't have a sense of humor and is goofy as hell. Crendor is like Yajirobi who takes credit for training everybody who is actually strong to the media in exchange for free food.
Deer Illustrious Sirs, with tears in my eyes I ask you this question; what is the worst dog breed?
Jesse, your carwash person is Watto? 😂
Maybe it's in with your other records? Though weird the shirt is missing too...
23:32 lol bro frontin' like he reads the comments
weather request; SPACE!
Going back to dinosaurs was on heroes
The reason 1 horsepower is much less than the power of 1 horse is when cars were first being produced it made them sound more attractive in terms of how much work they could do compared to your horse.
Dear illustrious sirs, with tears in my eyes I ask you this: Why are dangerous animals like bears and hyenas not friends, when they are friend shaped?
Teleportation is the best power to get shit done, Invisibility is the best power to be criminal. This checks out. :D
What record was it, did he say???
Jesse wants to be Max Caufield. I wonder how many time storms he'll make before the government is like, "Okay what the fuck is happening?" and go get his ass?
Chekov's live album.
Weather request: Dakar, Senegal, home to the largest statue in Aftica which was buily by a North Koresn company.
Dear Illustrious Sirs, With tears in my eyes, I write to you, "What's something you still hope to achieve in your time on the internet?"
Dear illustrious sirs, with tears in my eyes, I ask you this question: how can I cheat at conkers and get away with it?
I dont ever wash my car. Just let the rain do it.
OMG! Me n Crendor had laryngitis at the same time. It started on Wednesday. It’s not fun. Don’t get laryngitis.
Jesse, get with the times and just buy cassette tapes for your music.
I have a confession... I was the one who stole your record Jesse
any good band i can get an album for from spotify or YT Premium/Music -- hell even Amazon Music (digital = no plastic tat to hafta find space for or risk losing -- i had D Va in her mekka and a nendroid Tracer and i cant find them even though i know i didnt throw them out
Did you borrow the record to one of your parents? 😅
or did you upset an ex who took it to drive you nuts after you broke up? 😂
It’s the weekend.
Wait where am I?
Dear illustrious sirs with tears in my eyes, I ask you: Will Jesse finally experience fine dining at Alinea?
A polymer-based wax is a sacrificial protectant layer against harmful UV rays, water repelling or hydrophobic properties, shine and some paint sealant abilities to help maintain paints’ moisture properties. Wax does not last long, six months at most depending on conditions and how much you wash your vehicle. Waxing after each wash will help maintain your paint and help prevent oxidation and make washing off pollutants a bit easier. Undercarriage washes are important when road salts and brine are stuck to metals and the wash from melting snow and ice come in contact and begin the oxidation process, i.e. rust. This is more so in Chicago than in LA. LA is spared from rust, but the harsh sun’s UV rays every day of the year is the main harm. UV rays and heat leach the plasticizers out of tires, causing that dirty brown buildup, as well as brake dust and the fine filings of the steel brake rotor to make the wheel and tires look very dirty. For more info, check out the wide variety of detailing youtubers from fussy New Yorkers, to Chicagoans of status, or visual asmr of dry ice detailing in CA.
Maybe Jesse is suffer from OCD i also suffer from OCD and maybe his visiion is to be clear and have nothing so ther voice that drive to him that you need less and less I suffer the same thing it ia hard thing to live with I hope this help
Jesse might need some ADD meds
Crendor is in a state of perpetual sickness what's the switch that just goes on and off every 11 to 12 days or less.... mostly less.
And Jesse is in the state of romance dysfunction.
I think you guys can do just fine without Twitter