*Go Feesh!* 0:04 - Aldo Again 4:57 - A Nightmare on Elm Street 18:31 - Battle Cheese 24:55 - Tongue of the Fatman 31:45 - Mario's Game Gallery 46:32 - Choose an Enemy 52:20 - The Jetsons 55:17 - Skunny: Back to the Forest 59:36 - Rex Blade 1:08:49 - Human Killing Machine 1:21:09 - Dr. Rudy 1:22:52 - Plexu 1:26:29 - Mega Man III
Vinny: "This is what it looks like when god abandons us and we are on our own..." Vin I think god abandoned us way before this, specifically when the Civil War happened.
I still have no idea what the hell happened with Cheese Wars. Every test I did, it ran fine. I'll do some testing and see if I can get it working, but it's just a really shitty version of Risk.
Oh my God, it took me a second, but I realized that the theme song in the Jetsons game is Good Bait. That's a bebop standard, you sick computer fucks. Apologize to Dizzy Gillespie right now.
Vinesauce, thanks for taking a look at my old DOS game from '95! Sorry that you couldn't get it working. I wrote this game mostly as a learning experience and as an entry to a local "Weird Software Contest". I just saw SmashTom's videos, and I'm not sure how he managed to get it working.
As a Yahtzee player, I think I felt physical pain when Vinny got a small straight on the first roll but went for fives. IT WAS RIGHT THERE. YOU HAD 2-3-4-5 AND TWO MORE CHANCES TO ROLL A 1 OR 6 UUGGHHHH
Hahaha 6 years on, I see this comment and I'm like: just like me fr I mean I'm sure vinny just didn't know much about how to play yahtzee / was distracted by Mario's dulcet tones. Still hurt me a little though lol
When I was a kid back in the early 90s, with a DOS computer, we actually had Aldo Again. It was on a floppy disk with the word "WALDO" written on it. It broke when I was very young and all I remembered was that it was a game involving platforms, and I liked it a lot. I was a simple child.
A Skunny game came with an order from Silvio's Pizza (it doesn't exist anymore) in Australia sometime in the 90's. It was a dark time and I don't like to think about it
I think gaming historian did an entire video on how those dos mega man games came to be. Pretty interesting watch if you do actually want some answers.
I wish I was kidding, but I remember having fun playing Aldo sometime in the late 90s. Though my favorite game was Blockout, the 3D Tetris game because I was a fucking baby genius.
1993 an onwards there's a fuckton of cool DOS games from probably every genre you would want so that'd be a no. These shitstain games here are so bad they didn't even appear on those shitty pirate "200 russian games" cd's that kept circulating round these parts.
Well, playing platformers or any kind of action game with a keyboard just sounds like hell. And i tried, many times. I did like Jazz Jackrabit but I kept telling myself I'd rather be able to play it on my SNES.
Before Steam or internet, you could try some games for free with some limitations before buying it. These games were called shareware. A lot of indie devs from that time made some weird shit like the stuff you watched here. But not everything was bad. Without DOS we'd never had some great FPS like Doom or Quake and many RTC like Warcraft and Command and Conquer. If Ultima and Wizardry wouldn't never existed we wouldn't have RPG games like Final Fantasy or Elder Scrolls (which also started in DOS). And forget about Silent Hill and Resident Evil if Alone of the Dark didn't existed. Maybe the plataformers weren't as cool as the console counterparts (despite there are some great DOS plataformers, mainly the Epic and Apogee ones) but there are gems too.
Keep in mind, you're getting a biased sample. The point is that all these games are shit. If the only NES games you were aware of were, say, the LJN ones, you'd probably hate that system too. ...No, wait, the ANoES game here beat out the one by Rare and LJN on sheer crappiness (I was surprised too)! And yes, by "Rare" I do mean "Donkey Kong Country Rare". They had a pretty iffy start.
@@vinesaucefullsauce It’s been five years now, I’ve watched this stream I don’t know how many times now, and I never once noticed the face in the corner of the screen. Amazing.
If anything GOOD came out of Mario’s Game Gallery, it would be that it gave us Mario’s iconic voice. Imagine how he would sound in Mario Kart if they used the Mario’s Early Years Mario voice.
Vinny you can just drag the Dos game executable or batch file or whatever onto the DOSBOX executable and it will automatically do all that mounting garbage etc for you.
Wait, I remember playing Mario's Game Gallery! I didn't even know I had this memory, and for some reason the frog dudes eating other monsters in chess scarred me for life or some shit. Holy crap, am I dreaming?!
My first experience with Aldo was with Aldo's Adventure on the Microforum's Complete Encyclopedia of Games, of which I'm planning to play all the games in the whole collection and post the footage to TH-cam. Really wish I could stream it, but the internet and my computer are shit.
How the absolute FUCK did Vinny get the music to work in Mario's Game Gallery? Every single download I've tried doesn't include the music. At least the title screen music, the music in between games plays fine.
Huh... I remember finding an old book about game development in a library recently, apparently written by the guy who made Rex Blade. I recall a foreword from the editor, saying how he once worked with the author on Rex Blade, and how they were able to finish the game in an amazingly short development cycle. So THAT'S what they made...
Funnily enough, there'd eventually be an actual Torch Man, whose stage is much more appropriately themed, given his characterization as a campsite counselor who teaches people about fire safety. Then his whole personality is basically martial arts, because he got concerned about even the slightest frustrations burning the whole f*$@ing forest down.
24:56 Mike Myers (in Scotish brogue): "I'm dead sek-seh! Look at muh sek-seh boo-deh!" Sorry. That's just the first thing that came to mind when I saw this.
I hope Vinny went on to see Ashens' Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of as he talks about Human Killing Machine as well (and the fighters)
It's a shame you didn't get Battle Cheese to work properly (I think you're not supposed to push ANYTHING during.. well.. anything. Or it skips the menu forever). Dumb I know, but the game is actually pretty good. It's basically risk, but with cheese. Even the music in-game is well... cheesy. I have a few videos on my channel if you're ever that curious about this silly game.
Man, Aldo really tried to be as good as his brother Mario in the games...after that he was just in his shack all day and night and one day, was never seen again..probably for the best.
In 1532 a.c.(after cheese) the gouda rose up to the tilsiter cheese and began to take over the world of cheese. Cheese has never been the same ever since..
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*Go Feesh!*
0:04 - Aldo Again
4:57 - A Nightmare on Elm Street
18:31 - Battle Cheese
24:55 - Tongue of the Fatman
31:45 - Mario's Game Gallery
46:32 - Choose an Enemy
52:20 - The Jetsons
55:17 - Skunny: Back to the Forest
59:36 - Rex Blade
1:08:49 - Human Killing Machine
1:21:09 - Dr. Rudy
1:22:52 - Plexu
1:26:29 - Mega Man III
Vinesauce: The Full Sauce I love you.
MAYRO, GO FEESH.
Making a level in an html5 game, would you like to stream it?
is one of those BMX bicycle rider thing.
Vinny: "This is what it looks like when god abandons us and we are on our own..." Vin I think god abandoned us way before this, specifically when the Civil War happened.
Stick this
"There's no chance Torch Man is gonna be a water level. That wouldn't make any s- and it's water."
Vinny's reactions to all this shit are priceless.
39:21
Mario predicts TH-cam years before its conception. Facecam and all.
Okey-dokey, your move!
Nintendo pulls a fine bros
mario was the first v-tuber
Aldo Again is the most masterful way of titling a sequel. Next Call of Duty game should just be called Call of Duty Again.
I'm still depressed that we never got to see the cheese people
sargento is run by real cheese people though
I AM THE CHEESE!
I AM THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE -SHOW- GAME.
Mic They're beautiful.
Just look up battle-cheese you WILL be disappointed
conspiracy theory --> spongebob is actually made out of cheese and not sponge.
31:41 - *MARIO HAS LOGGED IN*
*come here, fishy-fishy!*
Feesh.
I still have no idea what the hell happened with Cheese Wars. Every test I did, it ran fine. I'll do some testing and see if I can get it working, but it's just a really shitty version of Risk.
You have a real special talent for finding stuff like this.
I don't find the trash. It finds me.
That and there's archive of the stuff I've been digging through. Good shit.
You should give him Alley Cat, Megapede 95 and The Last Eichoff next time. I'm pretty sure that will blow his mind
I must return to the lab for more tests; the cheese trash did not react as anticipated based on previous projections.
Oh my God, it took me a second, but I realized that the theme song in the Jetsons game is Good Bait. That's a bebop standard, you sick computer fucks. Apologize to Dizzy Gillespie right now.
"thats-a my butt"
I was working on stuff with this in the background, and that part made me lose my composure
Fun fact, Mario's Game Gallery gave my dad's computer the blue screen of death.
was it running through dos virtualization
Vinesauce, thanks for taking a look at my old DOS game from '95! Sorry that you couldn't get it working. I wrote this game mostly as a learning experience and as an entry to a local "Weird Software Contest". I just saw SmashTom's videos, and I'm not sure how he managed to get it working.
Wait which game did you make...?
@@po1sonseede9001battle cheese, im guessing?
Hey Aldo, it's me! Your brother Luis!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALDO
Waldo
@@user-wk6tp1og3l much better villain cuz you can’t see him easily
Wh
"Imagine if this was your first entry in the Megaman series..."
The story of my life right there. Then i played Megaman X4 and i've loved the series.
Fun fact about Skunny, the developers stole the souce code to Wacky Wheels and made their own Mario Kart clone.
They're real skunts.
13:00
Hotline Miami Alpha (RARE)
As a Yahtzee player, I think I felt physical pain when Vinny got a small straight on the first roll but went for fives. IT WAS RIGHT THERE. YOU HAD 2-3-4-5 AND TWO MORE CHANCES TO ROLL A 1 OR 6 UUGGHHHH
Hahaha 6 years on, I see this comment and I'm like: just like me fr
I mean I'm sure vinny just didn't know much about how to play yahtzee / was distracted by Mario's dulcet tones. Still hurt me a little though lol
Seeing Aldo for the first time in maybe 20 years triggers memories I didn't even remember I had.
When I was a kid back in the early 90s, with a DOS computer, we actually had Aldo Again. It was on a floppy disk with the word "WALDO" written on it. It broke when I was very young and all I remembered was that it was a game involving platforms, and I liked it a lot.
I was a simple child.
Nipple Face With Blood is what they called me in highschool
A Skunny game came with an order from Silvio's Pizza (it doesn't exist anymore) in Australia sometime in the 90's. It was a dark time and I don't like to think about it
I don't know about that. I don't remember the pizza today; I do, however, still have nightmares about Save Our Pizzas
@@vermis0161 gah i cant tell if ur truthful
1:31:00 Strange thing is, Torch Man actually exists now in Mega Man 11.
@capcom WE WANT ANSWERS
I think gaming historian did an entire video on how those dos mega man games came to be. Pretty interesting watch if you do actually want some answers.
"He's got more powerful than I am!" - Vinny's Pearls of Insight circa 2017.
If I would've grown up playing DOS games instead of Nintendo, pretty sure I'd have hated video games for the rest of my life.
I wish I was kidding, but I remember having fun playing Aldo sometime in the late 90s. Though my favorite game was Blockout, the 3D Tetris game because I was a fucking baby genius.
1993 an onwards there's a fuckton of cool DOS games from probably every genre you would want so that'd be a no. These shitstain games here are so bad they didn't even appear on those shitty pirate "200 russian games" cd's that kept circulating round these parts.
Well, playing platformers or any kind of action game with a keyboard just sounds like hell. And i tried, many times. I did like Jazz Jackrabit but I kept telling myself I'd rather be able to play it on my SNES.
Before Steam or internet, you could try some games for free with some limitations before buying it. These games were called shareware. A lot of indie devs from that time made some weird shit like the stuff you watched here.
But not everything was bad. Without DOS we'd never had some great FPS like Doom or Quake and many RTC like Warcraft and Command and Conquer. If Ultima and Wizardry wouldn't never existed we wouldn't have RPG games like Final Fantasy or Elder Scrolls (which also started in DOS). And forget about Silent Hill and Resident Evil if Alone of the Dark didn't existed. Maybe the plataformers weren't as cool as the console counterparts (despite there are some great DOS plataformers, mainly the Epic and Apogee ones) but there are gems too.
Keep in mind, you're getting a biased sample. The point is that all these games are shit. If the only NES games you were aware of were, say, the LJN ones, you'd probably hate that system too.
...No, wait, the ANoES game here beat out the one by Rare and LJN on sheer crappiness (I was surprised too)! And yes, by "Rare" I do mean "Donkey Kong Country Rare". They had a pretty iffy start.
Thank you for doing this Vinny, I am so grateful for all the free entertainment you provide me.
15:03
"Freddy never had any good games, did he?"
He guest starred in a couple of Mortal Kombat games. Does that count?
No, because any MK game after Armageddon sucked.
why is there a tiny man's face at 21:10
verizon
and at 24:08
Do not presume
Keeping a layer of verizon hidden on Xplit just for the right time.
@@vinesaucefullsauce It’s been five years now, I’ve watched this stream I don’t know how many times now, and I never once noticed the face in the corner of the screen. Amazing.
"I'm using dog strats on Helga." 😂
Not a plumber ._.
but close to the Mario movie which I saw
Battle cheese? That's a gouda one.
Edam right it is.
.......I actually like the Hotel Mario music....not sure why...
It’s pretty catchy. No shame in liking it.
NO! NO!
HITTING
A TOAD
IS NOT
A GOOD
IDEA!
!COOL!
YOUR
FRIENDS
ARE SAFE!
LETS SEE
HOW YOU
SCORED.
@@poble I remember some of the games from this video, but I have no memory of that one whatsoever. No brain is immune from the yotting
@@dancinswords whats a yotting
@@po1sonseede9001 "Vin-yot" "brain-yot" "the yotting hour" yotting = brain getting dumb/forgetting things/making mistakes/etc.
@@dancinswords ah
If anything GOOD came out of Mario’s Game Gallery, it would be that it gave us Mario’s iconic voice. Imagine how he would sound in Mario Kart if they used the Mario’s Early Years Mario voice.
Mario’s Game Gallery is good to be honest
I remember being in the chat for when battle cheese crashed the screen. Man was it in chaos.
Aldo was the secret origin of Supra Mayro
Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics should have been like Mario's game gallery for every of their game
Oh wow, I played the demo version of The Jetsons when I was a kid.
Come here fishy-fishy!
Never made a puff of marijuana
Binny y u plae doos gems
bee rael Binyot ind plea cok gaems
Boy this stream sure brought back some memories. Memories I didn't realize I even had. I didn't realize I played so many bad dos games back then.
30:46 I swear I've heard that somewhere else but I can't remember where.
Within the first ten seconds of the video I already knew this was gonna be good.
I think even Ashens gave up when he got to Franz when he reviewed HKM quite a few years back.
I had a fucking spit take at "Sexterra" and "Nymphoborgs." Fucking Christ.
"I don't think you can go there"
Vinny you can just drag the Dos game executable or batch file or whatever onto the DOSBOX executable and it will automatically do all that mounting garbage etc for you.
They had Mario's Game Gallery on my school's Mac computers back in 2003 lmao.
Wait, I remember playing Mario's Game Gallery! I didn't even know I had this memory, and for some reason the frog dudes eating other monsters in chess scarred me for life or some shit. Holy crap, am I dreaming?!
ItS-a YoUr TuRn-e
My first experience with Aldo was with Aldo's Adventure on the Microforum's Complete Encyclopedia of Games, of which I'm planning to play all the games in the whole collection and post the footage to TH-cam. Really wish I could stream it, but the internet and my computer are shit.
I wonder what a netplay version of Mario's Game Galley be like
man the new Russian VR punch out looks pretty good
"Somehow Battlecheese Crashed My Computer" would be a great song title in the Myspace days.
35:06 this is what Chris Pratt sounds like in the Mario movie
Only with a lot less enthusiasm
Skunny makes Awesome Possum look like Sonic 3 & Knuckles...
BATTLE CHEESE
Jovanni Vallejo NESS GRAND DAD!
*RAPID CANNON FIRE FROM WITHIN A BLOCK OF CHEESE*
31:45 Oh so that's where SMG4's sound effects are coming from xD I see
So, Vinny. What's this I hear about you interfacing with nymphoborgs?
How the absolute FUCK did Vinny get the music to work in Mario's Game Gallery? Every single download I've tried doesn't include the music. At least the title screen music, the music in between games plays fine.
It's called Copysoft for a reason. Skunnycart. 'Nuff said.
Huh... I remember finding an old book about game development in a library recently, apparently written by the guy who made Rex Blade. I recall a foreword from the editor, saying how he once worked with the author on Rex Blade, and how they were able to finish the game in an amazingly short development cycle. So THAT'S what they made...
Oh God, this brings back so many memories from elementary school
Skunny. By copysoft. That guy is the fucking early version of Conker
Funnily enough, there'd eventually be an actual Torch Man, whose stage is much more appropriately themed, given his characterization as a campsite counselor who teaches people about fire safety.
Then his whole personality is basically martial arts, because he got concerned about even the slightest frustrations burning the whole f*$@ing forest down.
That Jetsons game was the Flintstones: Lost in Bedrock game
Holy SHIT, Vinny plays Human Killing Machine
Vinny should play all the Skunny games! desert plane one was my fav!
Mario, go fish! AAAAAHHH
24:56 Mike Myers (in Scotish brogue): "I'm dead sek-seh! Look at muh sek-seh boo-deh!"
Sorry. That's just the first thing that came to mind when I saw this.
I hope Vinny went on to see Ashens' Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of as he talks about Human Killing Machine as well (and the fighters)
I looked up images for Battle Cheese and it looks like one of those map strategy games
CHECKORS
I sensed Tongue of the Fatman from a mile away, after the Genesis stream.
On another note, anyone have any eye bleach please?
Man, that domino game... that was DSP-level ineptitude on your part.
1:19:07 But they're having a sale!
WHY CAN I FLATTEN LIKE A PANCAKE
"I saw cheese people" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
59:37 Oh shit, I own the shareware of this game.
You should try out Chasm: The Rift, it's actually pretty good.
Grimreaper Dean, to be honest if you made a video on the games I'd watch them seeing as how you seem to have a good understanding of them
44:43 threes HU-line
3:59 when Terminal 7 finally kicks
FIEST and QUCKER
What is with Nightmare on Elm Street games where the most stereotype Halloween cliches like ghosts and skeletons seem to swarm around?
52:20 GRAND MA.
Kwon is strong.
Half of these games look like something I would make in Ms Paint.
you havent seen town with no name yet
Step right up.......to a world of addiction.
9:00 vinny "found" freddy's house (he missed it)
ALL
GONE
Chessebob Battlepants
1:01:20 - Oh, wow, Andre LaMothe? Not one of his finer moments, to be sure.
JETSOOOOONNNN!
It's a shame you didn't get Battle Cheese to work properly (I think you're not supposed to push ANYTHING during.. well.. anything. Or it skips the menu forever). Dumb I know, but the game is actually pretty good. It's basically risk, but with cheese. Even the music in-game is well... cheesy. I have a few videos on my channel if you're ever that curious about this silly game.
Freddy had a good game on the NES IMO
Terminal 7 has logged in
4:10 aldo has commited suicide
SilvyTheMemeMachine we were already in hell though, so we never really entered it
game gallery was martinene's first game
Vinny is awesome, but I'd also love to see a streamer who longplays all these awful games to completion.
Check out awful games done quick.
@@theadamblock I've seen nearly all of the GDQ blocks. I wish it were more like an ongoing community than a marathon block you only get twice a year!
Search Google/Bing for:
The eXoDOS Collection Version 2.0
You're welcome.
Man, Aldo really tried to be as good as his brother Mario in the games...after that he was just in his shack all day and night and one day, was never seen again..probably for the best.
In 1532 a.c.(after cheese) the gouda rose up to the tilsiter cheese and began to take over the world of cheese.
Cheese has never been the same ever since..