i was just thinking that ´´mhhh china vs usa is from fallout´´ lone wanderer:hey my pipboy can show what happened during the cold war and what the people said elder lyons:play it vault-man! *50 mintues later* elder lyons:... this is ..... information.... lone wanderer:maybe it tells some info about the power armor or? elder lyons:burn it, no one else needs to see this *the elder throws it to a empty corner and yells* elder lyons:OPEN FIRE!
MrTurbowhitey makes sense because in fallout it was the U.S. vs China in total nuclear war. Thank you jobel for the excellent game series that is fallout.
This is the story of one Man's vision to save the world from syrup-drinking sodomy-enjoying gay Islamic Rabbi Moose. This is the story of how one Man stood up to the tyranny of Canada. This is the story of President Joel.
So, in Joel's world, the Cold War would've ended in probably the worst way possible: World War 3 - The United States and many other nations such as Spain, France, Germany and the United Kingdom are all joining together against China, forming what seems to be a new version of the Allied Forces. Taiwan would also probably join them. - North Korea and the USSR (despite cutting off trade relations) would probably rush to China's side (and possibly Iraq too, seeing as they tried to increase peace levels with them and were just nuked by the US), forming what seems to be a new version of the Central/Axis Powers, which I shall call the Eastern Powers (or the Communist Powers, if Iraq does not join them). - Honestly, I am unsure what side Japan would take, seeing as they are allies with the US now, but are also dangerously close to China and its spreading radiation, and may be bitter over how World War 2 ended. - Everyone has nuclear bombs now, unlike World War 2. - We are all doomed.
***** I don't think I've heard anyone say he was communist. I don't doubt those people exist, but they are the minority. So, I would've defended you had that point come up.
You might be thinking of President Harrison. Garfield made it six months, albeit half of that time bedridden from his (soon to be) fatal wounds. Harrison made it barely over a month because he decided to give a long ass inauguration speech in the freezing rain, and got pneumonia.
holy, I never really heard the 'MERICA song before, it sponsors Texas? coolio and I would say "fuck yeah" to certain books... not 50 shades of gray... naughty people
i did an actual spit-take when joel realized he was looking at Zambia and not Zimbabwe. i think that means i am legally required to call Joel an A+ funny guy.
That's a lot of dead canadians. The numbers in this game are a bit odd. But when it says 21,700K it means he killed approximately 21.7 million people! He reduced the population of Canada to 5 million people. To put that in perspective, 5 million people is less than the amount of people that live in Massachusetts.
Joel: ''Guys, do you think I should strike Iraq?'' Emperor Palpatine: ''Dew it.'' Joel: *Pressed ''Do it'' and performed a surgical strike against Iraq. Received lots of popularity*
Nice to know S of S's biggest objection to nuking Canada is it would hurt your popularity. Anyway, I'm from Canada! Joel, I'm gonna have to nuke Sweden to balance this out. But I don't have this game, so it'll have to be in Civ 5. See you in several hours.
![[Vinesauce] Joel - Shadow President ( Part 1 )](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qNHLqwZThPw/mqdefault.jpg)
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![[Vinesauce] Joel - CyberJudas ( Part 1 )](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VXiRoexT_Sc/mqdefault.jpg)
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Joel accidentally created the Fallout Time Line.
I can just see a paladin thinking the holotape he was reading was fake when it said president Pepper sent 2500 nukes to Norway
i was just thinking that ´´mhhh china vs usa is from fallout´´
lone wanderer:hey my pipboy can show what happened during the cold war and what the people said
elder lyons:play it vault-man!
*50 mintues later*
elder lyons:... this is ..... information....
lone wanderer:maybe it tells some info about the power armor or?
elder lyons:burn it, no one else needs to see this
*the elder throws it to a empty corner and yells*
elder lyons:OPEN FIRE!
MrTurbowhitey lol
Fallout actually happened in an alternate reality where the culture of the 50s lives on until 2077.
MrTurbowhitey makes sense because in fallout it was the U.S. vs China in total nuclear war. Thank you jobel for the excellent game series that is fallout.
38:20: "It's just one nuke." -Joel, moments before instigating nuclear war.
-Joel, moments before beginning WW3
[First nuclear attack]
[Death total of 21,700k]
"Is that a lot of people?"
...Joel...that was almost twenty two million people you just killed.
Arrow Skye Don’t worry about it.
Almost 22 million. Still shitty aiming xD
It was a joke
"does Canada even have people, isn't it, like, a hockey wasteland?"
I live in Canada, Joel. Think about our polar bears watching your videos! We don’t want them hearing that!
Damn, I actually loved watching this. It's like a well played tragedy.
And I love watching you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Who watches the watchmen?
The NSA
+George W. Bush The City Watch, obviously.
Me too!
3 days.
5000 nukes.
1 America.
The story of President Jobel.
This is the story of one Man's vision to save the world from syrup-drinking sodomy-enjoying gay Islamic Rabbi Moose.
This is the story of how one Man stood up to the tyranny of Canada.
This is the story of President Joel.
5000 nukes
1 man
"If I can't nuke myself, I'll nuke America's hat!"
--JOEL 2016
July 10th, 1990. The year President Joel almost accidentally ordered an assassination against himself.
December 12, 2024. The heat death of the universe.
This game is awesome! It needs an HD remake!
Jol, what would your dad say about nuking, Jol??
"JOEL! HAVE YOU BEEN DOWNLOADING NUKES AGAIN, JOEL?"
Maz Hades Hahahaha xD
"JOEL, WERE YOU LAUNCHING NUKES AGAIN JOEL?!" -Kermit the Frog
"JOEL! ARE YOU ATTACKING NORWAY AGAIN JOEL? AT 5 AM IN THE MORNING JOEL? JOEL!?"
JOEL!? JOEL! DID YOU START WW3 AGAIN JOEL?!? JOEL WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT STARTING WW3! GOD DAMMIT JOEL!
'WORLD Peace Levels'
"I'm at cold peace with myself?"
Joel pls.
So, in Joel's world, the Cold War would've ended in probably the worst way possible: World War 3
- The United States and many other nations such as Spain, France, Germany and the United Kingdom are all joining together against China, forming what seems to be a new version of the Allied Forces. Taiwan would also probably join them.
- North Korea and the USSR (despite cutting off trade relations) would probably rush to China's side (and possibly Iraq too, seeing as they tried to increase peace levels with them and were just nuked by the US), forming what seems to be a new version of the Central/Axis Powers, which I shall call the Eastern Powers (or the Communist Powers, if Iraq does not join them).
- Honestly, I am unsure what side Japan would take, seeing as they are allies with the US now, but are also dangerously close to China and its spreading radiation, and may be bitter over how World War 2 ended.
- Everyone has nuclear bombs now, unlike World War 2.
- We are all doomed.
***** I don't think I've heard anyone say he was communist. I don't doubt those people exist, but they are the minority. So, I would've defended you had that point come up.
***** Yes.
@@DylanDude Depends on whose playing ball when the hammer comes down my friend
**Joel put America Fuck Yeah before surgical strike**
**Me goes absolute crazy and tries to give 100 thumbs up**
Joel's top priorities as US President:
-Absolutely destroy Canada (D:)
-Start WW3 against China
OH OK
And nuking Norway
Definitely nuking Norway
I played this game and managed to get every country to hate another country so that nukes were everywhere
"JOEL! ARE YOU NUKING THE WORLD AGAIN?! JOEL?!?"
One nuke, ah, ah, ah! Two nuke, ah, ah, ah! Three nuke, ah, ah, ah!
Joel:
The only president who gets impeached after 2 days of service.
So, can we award Joel the title of 'Duke "Nuke 'Em"'?
kills 300,000 people
"oh, is that a lot of people?"
300,000 K people
1K = 1000
so i guess its 300,000,000 peoples
300,000,000 people = 94% of USA population
#VoteJoelforpresident2016
Matt D "I cannot count" 😭😂😂😂😂
Who else put on a huge pog face right after his approval went **up** following the bomb drop.
Joel should fucking play a Plague game
I'd die happy if he played and streamed Plague Inc.
who's been droping nukes
At least Joel lasted longer than Garfield (not the orange cat, the president who lasted only a day before getting assassinated)
You might be thinking of President Harrison. Garfield made it six months, albeit half of that time bedridden from his (soon to be) fatal wounds. Harrison made it barely over a month because he decided to give a long ass inauguration speech in the freezing rain, and got pneumonia.
I loved the ending when I caught it in Nov. '16, and it hasn't aged that badly since.
"I thought they were my friends!" LOL!
I actually got popularity for nuking iraq out of the blue when I played it
Joel wants to set the world on fire
Then he sets a flame in EVERYBODY'S HEART
FALLOUT 4 CONFRIMED
40:03 and 41:55
It is confirmed. Uncle Jobel started Fallout
THE MAPLE SYRUP BELONGS TO ME
Kills over 330,000,000 people
Is that alot?
I love the way Joel says Quebec.
Canada You would.
Canada your back frome the dead how
Joel almost assassinating himself was amazing
I died when Joel became Count and started going
"One nuke, ah hah hah..."
War. War never changes.
Joel. Joel never changes.
Please do more shadow president!!!
*number of nukes rising into the hundreds of thousands as "Murica, Fuck Yeah!" plays
"Chocolate Putin". That's the best one.
WE NEED MORE
36:48
i was litterally fucking choking. oh my god.
"bed bath and beyond! Fuck yeah?"
A sleepover with goldeneye and pizzas, the key to any man’s heart
I would love a hd remake of this game
+TheSuperslajsaren Could anyone make that?
42:53 Yes Joel, 334 MILLION people is a lot of people.
Holy shit, HE started the fallout series
lol why is Vladimir Putin a weeaboo in the Joelverse?
Because in the Joelverse, Putin has good taste.
HammerspaceCreature Thats implying Putin isnt a weeaboo in thise universe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+HammerspaceCreature Because Joel hates Putin apparently. Screw weeaboos.
In Fallout, America has a war with China, And America annexes Canada in the first Fallout game. :)
Too bad fucking nuking isn't really annexing
+Max Roberts They didnt nuke Canada, they annexed them. They invaded Mexico.
@Tacdelio did you even watch the video? Joel nukes canada a couple hundred times, lmfao
Joel for president 2016
I wonder if Joel will play this game anymore. Seems like he has a lot of fun with it.
When Joel said "I'll blame Canada", I cried a little :( why Jorbel, Why
+Zedshan South Park reference.
Kermit:Joel, are you nuking Norway again, Joel?!
"I'm terrible with Africa."
-Jobel, 2014
still want to see more
...morepls?
Clearly, Joel wrote the story for Battlefield 4.
*Fallout
Joel managed to recreate 2 period in American History at once.
Sorry 3
I liked the attention you gave Canada, Joel. *_We_* *_never_* *_get_* *_attention_*.....
Did he ever figure out that the screen at 2:20 is for the world, and not the country he's targeting?
he was too busy erasing zambia to prevent desert storm in iraq, good on u jobel
Just watched the first one last night. What a cooinkydink.
Holy crap. Only 2 views. Rad. Love the vid Joel. Thanks for uploading.
In the video he also said why r u nuking the world? Cause I'm the president I can! He replied
joel needs to stream this again
funny thing is joel basically recreated fallout since china and USA started throwing nukes everywhere
joel kept confusing the 'world' tab for individual country stats.
Sleepover with Golden Eye and Pizza sounds fantastic.
holy, I never really heard the 'MERICA song before, it sponsors Texas? coolio
and I would say "fuck yeah" to certain books... not 50 shades of gray... naughty people
i did an actual spit-take when joel realized he was looking at Zambia and not Zimbabwe. i think that means i am legally required to call Joel an A+ funny guy.
Day one of presidency *NUKES CANADA*
joel what have you started
"China has hit the U.S. mainland with a nuclear assault... they are also sending Jackie Chan and Pai Mei over!"
Also, 19:25 is the most insane of troll logic.
this was streamed on my 14th birthday XD
That's a lot of dead canadians. The numbers in this game are a bit odd. But when it says 21,700K it means he killed approximately 21.7 million people! He reduced the population of Canada to 5 million people. To put that in perspective, 5 million people is less than the amount of people that live in Massachusetts.
26:51 (for myself)
legit thats actually cool how they teamed up against china jezzuuusss
PART 3 PLZ
The most interesting part starts at 40:00
George Bush simulator.
3:30 is actually real footage of Fuck Freedom Cheeseburger Man's first decision as President.
Does anybody remember that South Park Movie?
49:31 - Top 10 Anime Betrayal
I imagine this happening in real life because of this video
THESE FUCKING PLOT TWISTS HAHAH
Canada is the home of the best cartoonist, Danny Antonucci.
Creepy game
Joel: ''Guys, do you think I should strike Iraq?''
Emperor Palpatine: ''Dew it.''
Joel: *Pressed ''Do it'' and performed a surgical strike against Iraq. Received lots of popularity*
What did Rev do to Joel
God bless JoelMerica
The Maple syrup belongs to me!
5 minutes in and Joel has already nuked Canada. 😂😂😂
Nice to know S of S's biggest objection to nuking Canada is it would hurt your popularity. Anyway, I'm from Canada! Joel, I'm gonna have to nuke Sweden to balance this out. But I don't have this game, so it'll have to be in Civ 5. See you in several hours.
*we wait for cyberjudas*
can someone explain what it means by Shadow President
+rob jackson It's just the name if the person you play as. The Shadow President.
How tf do you make it tick 8 hours at a time. Mine only does 1 hour lol it's slow as fuck.
Joel doesn't like Canada and I don't blame him for it.
I wonder how Joel is running this
+UlteriorMaple Probably using DOSbox
5:57 300M ppl man
All the nukes XD
"putin, you ass goblin!" xD
Hey Joel, will you play Brutal Legend? Or there's no store that sells it?
hes said before he really wants to like it but it just ended up being really shitty, in his opinion
Jobel I live in Canada, I hate hockey
rexon01 Bullshit,you live in Australia.
Cameron West i forgot to change it, shhhhhhhh... don't tell youtube
I live in America, I love hockey.
Let's be friends.
***** k