Man, Patrice was a great genius, and there are plenty of guys out there with his same wisdom, they just don't get publicity. Screw these so called 'experts', people need advice from people who have LIVED these things, so put THEM on these stations
Add "don't come without checking with me first". It's not even a cheating thing, it's a I'm playing xbox and chilling...don't show up and expect me to go to the farmer's market because I'm not busy...IN YOUR EYES!! I've been trying to beat Dead Space for weeks...I'm in the zone bitch.
Patrice was the man! So many comedians went to him for advice on relationships and personal issues because he never sold out to the fame he was genuine with the people in his circle. Never going to have someone like him again..
Ha ha, Patrice was the one who prodded Ant to get together with Jill in the first place! Ant really does bring this on himself with his pathologic inability to end relationships. You just bring over and flaunt other women you're fucking, of course she's going to go crazy. What man wouldn't go nuts if his woman did that? If only Ant was as able to pull the trigger on finished relationships like he does with guns.
I don't think patrice was a prophet. I think he failed so much before and learned from his mistakes and developed a philosophy around it. It's like sales. Eventually you get so good at them it becomes easy to predict a situation and take control of it. The master has failed more times than the beginner.
I’ve been living on my own for 7yrs and no one has the key to my place. Not my parents... no one. The mother of a buddy of mine used her key to you know drop off some stuff but she also helped herself to half the food he made for he and his girlfriend. And I know my mother would do the same shit too. 🤔 matter of fact she did, she had a key to her brothers home and was in the neighborhood used the bathroom, then decided to make an egg only to find out that man don’t keep fresh eggs (or much food 😂 ) in the house.
i love how Colin breaks this up. 90% of what Patrice says is dumb shit. funny as fuck with a lot of truth in it, but in a very wrong way for a normal human. thats why he was special - because there was nobody who would say dumber and more honest shit and get so much respect for doing it.
Colin was a mentor to patrice so even when he was on a roll, Colin would come in and end that shit. I don't necessarily see it as evidence of patrice being full of shit but more evidence of patrice's and colins special friendship.
Patrice comes on at 10:16
Thank you so much
Lord's work
Thank you Boze, I'm here for Patrice O'Neal
You're awesome
No all heroes wear capes thank you
“After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.” - Cato
That is so fire
Man, Patrice was a great genius, and there are plenty of guys out there with his same wisdom, they just don't get publicity. Screw these so called 'experts', people need advice from people who have LIVED these things, so put THEM on these stations
love how Patrice immediately diagnoses the situation
Ant really took this advice and ran with it.
These dudes need to stop giving women the keys to their house/apartment.
Add "don't come without checking with me first". It's not even a cheating thing, it's a I'm playing xbox and chilling...don't show up and expect me to go to the farmer's market because I'm not busy...IN YOUR EYES!! I've been trying to beat Dead Space for weeks...I'm in the zone bitch.
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Patrice was the man! So many comedians went to him for advice on relationships and personal issues because he never sold out to the fame he was genuine with the people in his circle. Never going to have someone like him again..
“Leave my laptop????” … yes Mr Millionaire BUY ANOTHER ONE!!!
Patrice was Red pilled before the word even existed!😂😂
I WISH PAT WAS STILL AROUND TO TEACH
I reckon Patrice was only about a couple of years away from having his own cult, why is he so damn persuasive?!
This might be the best Patrice appearance ever, and that is saying something. This is fucking masterful and hilarious.
Couldn’t agree more
"She lit a fire?"
Patrice was right she did put it out there to get back. The man was a full blown prophet
Bob D the legends die way too young
He was Hoestradamus
@@brandonobaza8610 lmao
Opie is the ULTIMATE mood,flow,comedy good time KILLER!
Damn I miss Patrice!
Annnnnnd again the showstopper ends the bit...
"My house is made for strange women." Spot on!
"A beautiful 35 year old ain't as good looking as an ugly 19 year old" - Patrice O'Neal
“Saying we like 19 year olds is like saying we like steak” - Patrice O’Neal
"this is like a cut scene from Hustle&Flow" Collin rules
Damn, that 13yr old had great insight. 👏👏👏👏 impressed.
Ha ha, Patrice was the one who prodded Ant to get together with Jill in the first place!
Ant really does bring this on himself with his pathologic inability to end relationships. You just bring over and flaunt other women you're fucking, of course she's going to go crazy. What man wouldn't go nuts if his woman did that?
If only Ant was as able to pull the trigger on finished relationships like he does with guns.
He's not responsible for how he was moving within the relationship tho.
I don't think patrice was a prophet. I think he failed so much before and learned from his mistakes and developed a philosophy around it. It's like sales. Eventually you get so good at them it becomes easy to predict a situation and take control of it. The master has failed more times than the beginner.
Mid way when colin interjects! Hahaha "dont listen to his fake bravery.."
The Black Philip Show was brilliant.
Dom's Sketch Cast I know this is an old comment but I fucking love your videos
Patrice was the one who instigated Ant to date Jill.
I have to say he's so good Patrice. RIP>.
13 yr old is smarter than 90% of us
You need to cut off the bank of Anthony!
Lmao
I know it makes no consolation but the Black Phillip Show as a whole is the book.
We'll never get that book now :( :(
ugh. thank you.
I’ve been living on my own for 7yrs and no one has the key to my place. Not my parents... no one.
The mother of a buddy of mine used her key to you know drop off some stuff but she also helped herself to half the food he made for he and his girlfriend. And I know my mother would do the same shit too. 🤔 matter of fact she did, she had a key to her brothers home and was in the neighborhood used the bathroom, then decided to make an egg only to find out that man don’t keep fresh eggs (or much food 😂 ) in the house.
They're laughing...but Patrice is dead on
"she just wants to poison my rice"
HAHAHAHAHA
Oops!
Is this post or pre anthony announcing that jill left a 2 foot in diameter leakage stain in his bed?
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WHEN DOES PATRICE COME INN?
LOL @ these comments. Like any of you tough guys wouldn't give up the keys in a hot minute
Was the “girl” Sue lightning? Or was that after Jill?
what happend to keith the cop?
he is still ants home helper or w.e or his wife is.
He's the producer of the new show.
no bag. no nothin. jersey city...
See our status is our vagina.... SO TRUE. 23:30
Also she stole his shit and hasnt been arrested. Shit is crazy.
those guys are hilarious ;-)
Jack Black is an innocent by standard haha
Patrice
9:20
i love how Colin breaks this up. 90% of what Patrice says is dumb shit. funny as fuck with a lot of truth in it, but in a very wrong way for a normal human. thats why he was special - because there was nobody who would say dumber and more honest shit and get so much respect for doing it.
Colin was a mentor to patrice so even when he was on a roll, Colin would come in and end that shit. I don't necessarily see it as evidence of patrice being full of shit but more evidence of patrice's and colins special friendship.
The quality of this is garbage