Was looking for this comment.. i mean who would wanna fist fight a man that aint dying of 1000 shots + carrying all the different guns in the world lmao
I wouldn't mind a mod where if you reach a certain wanted level Police helicopters eventually get replaced with Hunters with guns and rockets and Tanks can actually fire at you, more military soldiers spawn and arrive or chase you in other vehicles such as the Patriot, Cargobobs can combat drop troops and deploy vehicles, also every pursuit vehicle other than police motorcycles can also free aim fire through the passenger windows, also i think they should be able to use different weapons, like a missile launcher, grenades, satchel chargers, combat shotgun, miniguns etc.
Saran Epic I played this when I was a kid and now that I’m an adult, I think I need this game back even more. It releases stress just killing people and police in the street in this game.
President: So what is the status in San Andreas? Is that crazy guy dead? Advisors: ...we recommend a tactical nuclear strike. President: Whoa!!! What the hell is happening over there???!!!
@@_migs._.19 What the fuck i just sayed the avengers are too week for cj How is that a boomer move Are you just looking for people to say ok boomer to Im okay with that But you don't call a meme lord a boomer Do not recite the magic to me witch i was there when it was created
If you probably got 20 stars The military will be probably keep sending units in every 1 second using miniguns rocket launchers and bullet proof turret buggatis with mini nukes with you and god aim
Your grammar is atrocious, stop using y'all, it is grammatically incorrect. You could've used 'Your' instead of your wanna be 'y'all' you see on shitty Instagram posts.
Pink Lemonade Russian force would be more better since they have one of the most advanced military system as well with Israeli they have tons of nukes!
ImahinionTM what are you talking about about lmao the brits have a much more technologically advanced military plus they have way more experience in likewise situations
Sam Borremans No *1 Star Level*:Normal Cops *2 Star Level*:Normal Cops (With Cars) *3 Star Level*:Helicopter *4 Star Level*:SWAT *5 Star Level*:FBI *6 Star level*:Tanks
"Even health bar is increased." Police 1 : Hey! This man used to die earlier before. Police 2 : I guess him to be The Wolverine gaining strength over time.
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And after all this.
CJ still spends one day in jail.
One day in jail and he’s charged for a small misdemeanor
Just 6 hours
Just 1 second
Think about that for a moment.
No, he will just spawn near the police station.
After get 10 stars:
New engine and paint job .Cops wont recognize you 😂😂
Gta Logic😂
-_-
Also new haircut
@Flame Skull i think i forgot about that
Just change your pants lol
3:14 this girls has high level of confidence 😂😂
She my hero😂
Lol yeah 😂
@Atheist she brought the manager of the military 😂😂
Was looking for this comment.. i mean who would wanna fist fight a man that aint dying of 1000 shots + carrying all the different guns in the world lmao
Was thinking 😁
The sound of the mini gun is so satisfying
Tbh i Always liked more the vice city minigun sound. This One sounds "suppressed"...
Right! I love the mini gun in SA
Remember The famous GTA San Andreas AMBULANCE:
That kills 10 people to save life of 1
[Br]avo 35 memeries
Get rekt the people walking at the streest just to save 1 life.
😂😂😂😂😂😂✌👌👌
😂😂
And then you kill that person once again after they revived him 😂😂
A normal day in Cj's life..
Bravo
Algérie
True af😎😎😎😎
Yes
😂😂
CJ can defeat thanos single handedly with his cheat codes.....
And to think, all it takes to make the cops, FBI and military completely forget this ever happened is to drive a vehicle into Paint N’ Spray…
So Happy to see someone still playing GTA SA . Actually remembering childhood
السلام عليك
سبة
Man I still play this game
Superman and Batman will come for him
i love barcelona
Yall remember how you needed to get a paper for the cheat codes😂💀
Edit:Thanks for the likes
Lmaoo fax
We need to bring this shit back.
true🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@capolean2902 هعفنزفهبنب
Yeah now I use phone
I wouldn't mind a mod where if you reach a certain wanted level Police helicopters eventually get replaced with Hunters with guns and rockets and Tanks can actually fire at you, more military soldiers spawn and arrive or chase you in other vehicles such as the Patriot, Cargobobs can combat drop troops and deploy vehicles, also every pursuit vehicle other than police motorcycles can also free aim fire through the passenger windows, also i think they should be able to use different weapons, like a missile launcher, grenades, satchel chargers, combat shotgun, miniguns etc.
miniguns are a 1 shot weapon to us pretty sure.
The moment, when president declares war on one person
At 10 stars *YOU will be FOLLOWED by the damn train*
Nice one
All we do is follow the god damn train😂
After painting the car.
*ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN CJ, TRAIN!*
Lol
You'll get your rent when you STOP THIS DAMN TRAIN
0:39 I'm not wearing deodorant
Lmao
Laughing my a off
I heard it as well
WTF 😂
that's nasty
Me when i got 6 stars: I am the most wanted criminal. CJ: Hold my 10 stars wanted level
I owed when it reached 6 stars, all you had to do was go quickly to an apartment or house and save the progress and thus the 6 stars were erased..
Or pay n spray
So much chaos in the whole city.. Yet pedestrians are walking casually as if it is a normal day...😂
*Everyone is saying things like '' it's exactly like 5 stars'' but gta san andreas had a 6 star wanted level*
lol
😂
Probably kids who've played only gta 5
Gta
Gta androt
1st wanted lvl: Cops
5th wanted lvl: FBI
10th wanted lvl: *Hookers with black Icecream Vans*
lmao
Өхөө
And ice cream that looks like dick hahahaha
Yeah like WTF
some hookers are better than the C.I.A and F.B.I and a shit ton of cops?
*ROCKSTAR LOGIC*
CİA ⁉️
8:11 that agent shot off the molotov lol
2022 and no game compares that's wild 😣
Pubg is just a game but
GTA San Andreas is an emotion 😭 nostalgia
Saran Epic I played this when I was a kid and now that I’m an adult, I think I need this game back even more. It releases stress just killing people and police in the street in this game.
PUBG Is DeadShit GTA Will Never Die
They're both good games honestly
Machi😂😍
@@wakanda4eva740 just because u suck at it doesn't mean it is shit.
12:45 Pay and Spray never fails to impress😂
@@Aakash_Goswami1 aaahhh!!! Everyone just stop it... The oh yeah yeah😂😂
@@BJ-xk3ef One comment can't change the world
@@Aakash_Goswami1 true that😂😂
Bharadwaj Ananthkumar Oh yeah yeah
Way better and faster than Los santos customs if you ask me.
4:18 Lamborghini Aventador in 1992? Nice!
20 star wanted level, meanwhile the police start bringing Miniguns!
With 10 stars even the CIA comes after you and if doesn't help,better call the Avengers then 😂
No, thanks. Big Guy crashing my plane with no survivors - I can live with that.
Going up against THIS GUY? Fuck that, let Batman handle him.
Pfft, get John Wick.
10 stars the city is nuked lol
Call the whole Justice League.
CALL SAITAMA!!!
President: So what is the status in San Andreas? Is that crazy guy dead?
Advisors: ...we recommend a tactical nuclear strike.
President: Whoa!!! What the hell is happening over there???!!!
hahahaha
😂😂😂
*after the nuke*
"sir bad news"
😂😂😂😂
*after the nuke*
I think we should just build a walll
I like how the entire national guard is outside and CJ just standing there like:
🧿👄🧿
69 stars
Johny sins- aah shit here we go again.!
CJ : Gets 10 Star Wanted Level
Cops : *REEEEEEE*
Errreree
*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
When you can't pass fly school missions you start doing this stuff 😂
اثن
Yes
Yeah the mision was very hard
I finish on pc n ps n mobile
I finish on pc n ps n mobile
Police: How many wanted level you want?
Cj: yes
6:33 everybody gangsta till the kidnapper show up
The fact that it's 2019 and got 4.7 million views in 2 weeks is amazing, truly one of the greatest games of all time🔥🔥
17 mil in 2022
@@heehee5472 yes
😊😅😮😂🎉😢😮😮😮😮😮😂😂😂ثنثنصننصججثحثخهثنسههص😊😮😂😢❤❤❤❤😊😊😊😊
Once i got 20 stars, police came to my house
Then your mum turn ur fking computer off lol
Once i got 30 stars police came to meet on venus
Once i got 40 starts and i became the police
Once i got 50 stars and they put me on death row
Once I got 60 stars, I became Cj.
Who's like cj
I think your invincible, keep up the good work pal!
With 20 stars Shaggy replaces the police and starts chasing you.
Lmao
Yep
*ultra instinct song start playing*
Shaggy memes are so trash
True
@@COLDoCLINCHER37 shaggy is not a meme.
Headquarters: How many cassualties today boys?
Me: Aprox. The whole US army
Headquarters: Who did this? Was it the mafia?
You: No sir. It was just one man
* you show him the pic *
Headquarters: Jesus christ it's Jason Bourne.
.
@@romilkrishnani7200 It was me
@@tar-maironlordofgifts5702 you are Jason Bourne?
@@romilkrishnani7200 Possibly
i wish there was the hunter heli chasing you after 6 stars and above along with the police maverick and the news copter. (maybe even a cargobob)
All you had to do was install the Wanted Level Editor, CJ!
4:05 Dubai Police enters.
Oof
LANDLو
Dubai police have a full fleet of Lamborghini cars. This comment is true.
They look so cool
This killed me lmao
Nfs America police: hold my beer
the swat pulling up in a lambo lmao
Dubai police lol
This shit is intense even@the ice cream truck
Lol
Saving him from the car outside the police station CJ be like a legend is always a legend 🔥
This really shows how good the game is.
11 Stars
The Avengers goes after you
The Batman hahahaha wtf
Hahaha😂😂😂
Nah they're too weak
@@oreo5892 Okay Boomer
@@_migs._.19
What the fuck i just sayed the avengers are too week for cj
How is that a boomer move
Are you just looking for people to say ok boomer to
Im okay with that
But you don't call a meme lord a boomer
Do not recite the magic to me witch i was there when it was created
All started when a cop bike bumped into me...
Same
Wait if you accidentally hit it, I.know they don t attack you
0:26 - "I ain't backing down, bitch!"
lol
The whole us army and cj never dies
John Wick Chapter 3 is looking sick
Indeed it is
Hopefully John Wick meets agent Smith in chapter 3
5:39 that lambourgini
Rip
Its a mod dats iproved
Lamborghini *
Can someone give me the link of that lambo?
@@seemaskitchen7164 English people's*
Let’s just appreciate the fact he got this far without getting “WASTED”.
Its mod..
You know he's using cheats, right?
I like how he uses his homies to fight against them and don’t shoot them 💯
9:07
@@jodye3833 😂😂
Madd Carl: what if u get 20 stars wanted level in gta san andreas?
CJ: ah shit! Here we go again
Yeah 😂
Madd Carl: What If you get 50 Stars Wanted Level in GTA San Andreas?
CJ: I hate San Andreas!
@@IneedmoresubsOnline 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@IneedmoresubsOnline Madd carl: what happens if you get 100,000 stars?
Cj: FUCK YOU, IM LEAVING EARTH
If you probably got 20 stars The military will be probably keep sending units in every 1 second using miniguns rocket launchers and bullet proof turret buggatis with mini nukes with you and god aim
Y’all childhood isn’t the best if y’all didn’t play San Andreas
Your grammar is atrocious, stop using y'all, it is grammatically incorrect. You could've used 'Your' instead of your wanna be 'y'all' you see on shitty Instagram posts.
@@FKrueger2000 that's f-ing true
@@FKrueger2000 exactly
Dont say "yall" it aint your gear
The game is 18+ and you are calling it your childhood
Steve:Hi again Carl you are now with 10stars!!!⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Imagine if you were 20 stars and the troublesome cops wouldn't leave you alone. Not even comfortable at home
5:21 aww they so kind look how they waited for him to get up (:
Llol
Military:I SEE HIM
*comes out of garage with red car*
Military:terminate the search i couldnt find him
Yeah or, Military: This guy just wont die let American fast food chain diet take its natural cause.
Yhurie
3:09 RIP she tried to sacrifice herself for CJ
Moment of silence to people who thought this was real 😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂
On 20 stars, British forces come in to help out, eventually a Nuke gets dropped on San Andreas.
Pink Lemonade Russian force would be more better since they have one of the most advanced military system as well with Israeli they have tons of nukes!
But he is still alive😂😂😂
ImahinionTM what are you talking about about lmao the brits have a much more technologically advanced military plus they have way more experience in likewise situations
TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!!!
Fake kafir
11 stars
Donald Trump builds a wall lmao
Trump 2020
@@dustincasey1000 As a Repuican, fuck Trump. He is NOT a true Republican.
@@joshuac3957 Tulsi Gabbard ftw
@@joshuac3957 Well he atleast wants to complet his promises, the USA is lucky to have a president like that.
😂🐐
3:01 The Show begins Here
😎😎👍👍👍👍
So no ones going to acknowledge that there was a Lamborghini?
I just like how the police waits for him outside the casino patiently,well thats life in san andreas folks get used to it
4:56 Deadpool be like:
0:15 May shower cream
Harder 🗿
3 ⭐️ Normal cops
4 ⭐️ SWAT
5 ⭐️ FBI
6 ⭐️ Army
10 ⭐️ Ex gf’s coming after you
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Lol
Sam Borremans No
*1 Star Level*:Normal Cops
*2 Star Level*:Normal Cops (With Cars)
*3 Star Level*:Helicopter
*4 Star Level*:SWAT
*5 Star Level*:FBI
*6 Star level*:Tanks
Lmao
2:03 i feel sorry for that FBI personnel.
سانادرس
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
BBOHTUPDSA
tu.
I
Cops in gta sa are so smart, they would literally drive into water knowing that they cant swim
definitely.. my favorite GTA series game✨💯💙
0:38
*Watch it i'm not wearing deodorant.*
Now i can't unhear that
lol
😂😂😂
Police is genius.
Lol
0:33 the way that cop tried to block 😂😂😂
Thelonious Vic well at least he tried
“Watch it, I’m not wearing deodorant”
Tankers in GTA SA were so smart that despite they had such a powerful vehicle, they preferred to get out of it to shoot you with AK-47 😂 😂
How it feels to star a gang war for the first time be like
In 6 Wanted stars Military Is police
In 10 wanted stars everyone is police
even the hookers are becoming police
Second ammendment glitch
basically cops offers money to the person who will kill cj
@@harshjain287 really
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ...
is*
@@jackthebeastlol6969........
1,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos? Real niggas know bout dis mission
I poke my head.... out of the gutter..... for one freakin second and fate shovels shit!..... right in my face
😂😂😂😂
Police: u are under arrest
CJ: BUT IAM A SECURITY GUARD
That was a cool game
I'd end that 6 times
7:42 those tank drivers think they are driving a submarine
@@petergriffin42030 ف٦فففففلتتة⛹🏻♀️🎑🎀🎊🎊🎊
LOL
Me : *Kills the whole police in the appartement*
Game : *Reduces one star*
No majiy
xhb
xD
No
Mea app ka fan
N M It reduces because now all of the police that were tracking you are dead so that have to find you with luck
it should be those missile launches like in GTA V or drones attacking CJ lol
MISS THIS
11:58 "Think you can stop me?" *gets ran over by a tank* Yes I think we can stop you!
Not funny meme idiot
@@zaisukobe9357 No one told you to laugh either.
7yt
He didnt die though
The way cj speaks and curses over the shots of the guns always gives me chills it just sounds good especially with the AK 47
*What happens if you get 10 stars in GTA San Andreas?
SWAT Team: arrives in Lambos
This is what we call full scale war against one man army
I love you GTA San Andreas ❤❤❤
And I love guns and roses
Rocketland 11 هههههههه
يعني أنا أحب جي تي سان اندرياس
اعرف أترجم 😂
@@user-jz4wy6sd2cجراند ثيفت اوتو سان اندرياس
Cj has been a war
I sad to yu, nutin hapen after ten stas...
"Even health bar is increased."
Police 1 : Hey! This man used to die earlier before.
Police 2 : I guess him to be The Wolverine gaining strength over time.
"This man used to die earlier before"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a kid i never understood hoe to use that purple thing... Now i finally got it
Wanted
Level 5 - Global Superstar
Level 6 - Space Star
Level 7 - Space Superstar
Level 8 - galaxy star
Level 9 - universe star
Level 10 - Universe Superstar
When u know it is mod but keep scrolling in comments 😂
Yup
I can't believe people still playing this game after for good while.
@Tre Israel True
Mostly for fun and nostalgia
KaheemMini It's still the best game though
@@IDK83 thats true
This is still a great game
Here in Acre, Brasil, GTA SA is the new game released.
I wonder where do all the cops go after you spray the car
3:14 Undercover agent
10:40 wtf those fbi get jailed😂😂😂
Cj Jian djdj
These are not fbi noob. These are gangsters.
Fuck h babe b b
XD
Tanks coming out of the ocean
Very realistic
This is heavy black Air Force one activity.. those double shotguns fckin nasty
8:12 molotov beated by ammo