I wouldn't mind a mod where if you reach a certain wanted level Police helicopters eventually get replaced with Hunters with guns and rockets and Tanks can actually fire at you, more military soldiers spawn and arrive or chase you in other vehicles such as the Patriot, Cargobobs can combat drop troops and deploy vehicles, also every pursuit vehicle other than police motorcycles can also free aim fire through the passenger windows, also i think they should be able to use different weapons, like a missile launcher, grenades, satchel chargers, combat shotgun, miniguns etc.
Was looking for this comment.. i mean who would wanna fist fight a man that aint dying of 1000 shots + carrying all the different guns in the world lmao
Saran Epic I played this when I was a kid and now that I’m an adult, I think I need this game back even more. It releases stress just killing people and police in the street in this game.
Sam Borremans No *1 Star Level*:Normal Cops *2 Star Level*:Normal Cops (With Cars) *3 Star Level*:Helicopter *4 Star Level*:SWAT *5 Star Level*:FBI *6 Star level*:Tanks
If you probably got 20 stars The military will be probably keep sending units in every 1 second using miniguns rocket launchers and bullet proof turret buggatis with mini nukes with you and god aim
Your grammar is atrocious, stop using y'all, it is grammatically incorrect. You could've used 'Your' instead of your wanna be 'y'all' you see on shitty Instagram posts.
Pink Lemonade Russian force would be more better since they have one of the most advanced military system as well with Israeli they have tons of nukes!
ImahinionTM what are you talking about about lmao the brits have a much more technologically advanced military plus they have way more experience in likewise situations
@@_migs._.19 What the fuck i just sayed the avengers are too week for cj How is that a boomer move Are you just looking for people to say ok boomer to Im okay with that But you don't call a meme lord a boomer Do not recite the magic to me witch i was there when it was created
"Even health bar is increased." Police 1 : Hey! This man used to die earlier before. Police 2 : I guess him to be The Wolverine gaining strength over time.
And after all this.
CJ still spends one day in jail.
One day in jail and he’s charged for a small misdemeanor
Just 6 hours
Just 1 second
Think about that for a moment.
No, he will just spawn near the police station.
Remember The famous GTA San Andreas AMBULANCE:
That kills 10 people to save life of 1
[Br]avo 35 memeries
Get rekt the people walking at the streest just to save 1 life.
😂😂😂😂😂😂✌👌👌
😂😂
And then you kill that person once again after they revived him 😂😂
After get 10 stars:
New engine and paint job .Cops wont recognize you 😂😂
Gta Logic😂
-_-
Also new haircut
@Flame Skull i think i forgot about that
Just change your pants lol
And to think, all it takes to make the cops, FBI and military completely forget this ever happened is to drive a vehicle into Paint N’ Spray…
Pay n spray *
A normal day in Cj's life..
Bravo
Algérie
True af😎😎😎😎
Yes
@@amphibioustank76 ,
So Happy to see someone still playing GTA SA . Actually remembering childhood
السلام عليك
سبة
Man I still play this game
Superman and Batman will come for him
i love barcelona
1st wanted lvl: Cops
5th wanted lvl: FBI
10th wanted lvl: *Hookers with black Icecream Vans*
lmao
Өхөө
And ice cream that looks like dick hahahaha
Yeah like WTF
some hookers are better than the C.I.A and F.B.I and a shit ton of cops?
*ROCKSTAR LOGIC*
CİA ⁉️
I wouldn't mind a mod where if you reach a certain wanted level Police helicopters eventually get replaced with Hunters with guns and rockets and Tanks can actually fire at you, more military soldiers spawn and arrive or chase you in other vehicles such as the Patriot, Cargobobs can combat drop troops and deploy vehicles, also every pursuit vehicle other than police motorcycles can also free aim fire through the passenger windows, also i think they should be able to use different weapons, like a missile launcher, grenades, satchel chargers, combat shotgun, miniguns etc.
miniguns are a 1 shot weapon to us pretty sure.
3:14 this girls has high level of confidence 😂😂
She my hero😂
Lol yeah 😂
@Atheist she brought the manager of the military 😂😂
Was looking for this comment.. i mean who would wanna fist fight a man that aint dying of 1000 shots + carrying all the different guns in the world lmao
Was thinking 😁
The sound of the mini gun is so satisfying
Tbh i Always liked more the vice city minigun sound. This One sounds "suppressed"...
Right! I love the mini gun in SA
@@hackn001 Same! And i agree
At 10 stars *YOU will be FOLLOWED by the damn train*
Nice one
All we do is follow the god damn train😂
After painting the car.
*ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN CJ, TRAIN!*
Lol
You'll get your rent when you STOP THIS DAMN TRAIN
So much chaos in the whole city.. Yet pedestrians are walking casually as if it is a normal day...😂
Pubg is just a game but
GTA San Andreas is an emotion 😭 nostalgia
Saran Epic I played this when I was a kid and now that I’m an adult, I think I need this game back even more. It releases stress just killing people and police in the street in this game.
PUBG Is DeadShit GTA Will Never Die
They're both good games honestly
Machi😂😍
@@wakanda4eva740 just because u suck at it doesn't mean it is shit.
0:39 I'm not wearing deodorant
Lmao
Laughing my a off
I heard it as well
WTF 😂
that's nasty
Yall remember how you needed to get a paper for the cheat codes😂💀
Edit:Thanks for the likes
Lmaoo fax
We need to bring this shit back.
true🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@capolean2902 هعفنزفهبنب
Yeah now I use phone
CJ can defeat thanos single handedly with his cheat codes.....
*Everyone is saying things like '' it's exactly like 5 stars'' but gta san andreas had a 6 star wanted level*
lol
😂
Probably kids who've played only gta 5
Gta
Gta androt
12:45 Pay and Spray never fails to impress😂
@@Aakash_Goswami1 aaahhh!!! Everyone just stop it... The oh yeah yeah😂😂
@@BJ-xk3ef One comment can't change the world
@@Aakash_Goswami1 true that😂😂
Bharadwaj Ananthkumar Oh yeah yeah
Way better and faster than Los santos customs if you ask me.
CJ : Gets 10 Star Wanted Level
Cops : *REEEEEEE*
Errreree
*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
4:18 Lamborghini Aventador in 1992? Nice!
When you can't pass fly school missions you start doing this stuff 😂
اثن
Yes
Yeah the mision was very hard
I finish on pc n ps n mobile
I finish on pc n ps n mobile
John Wick Chapter 3 is looking sick
Indeed it is
Hopefully John Wick meets agent Smith in chapter 3
5:39 that lambourgini
Rip
Its a mod dats iproved
Lamborghini *
Can someone give me the link of that lambo?
@@seemaskitchen7164 English people's*
The moment, when president declares war on one person
💀☠️
Headquarters: How many cassualties today boys?
Me: Aprox. The whole US army
Headquarters: Who did this? Was it the mafia?
You: No sir. It was just one man
* you show him the pic *
Headquarters: Jesus christ it's Jason Bourne.
.
@@romilkrishnani7200 It was me
@@tar-maironlordofgifts5702 you are Jason Bourne?
@@romilkrishnani7200 Possibly
With 20 stars Shaggy replaces the police and starts chasing you.
Lmao
Yep
*ultra instinct song start playing*
Shaggy memes are so trash
True
@@COLDoCLINCHER37 shaggy is not a meme.
All started when a cop bike bumped into me...
Same
Wait if you accidentally hit it, I.know they don t attack you
@@vincenzosiciliano335 they still attack you, they only don't attack when theyre chasing a criminal and hit your car
6:33 everybody gangsta till the kidnapper show up
4:05 Dubai Police enters.
Oof
LANDLو
Dubai police have a full fleet of Lamborghini cars. This comment is true.
They look so cool
This killed me lmao
Nfs America police: hold my beer
The fact that it's 2019 and got 4.7 million views in 2 weeks is amazing, truly one of the greatest games of all time🔥🔥
17 mil in 2022
@@heehee5472 yes
😊😅😮😂🎉😢😮😮😮😮😮😂😂😂ثنثنصننصججثحثخهثنسههص😊😮😂😢❤❤❤❤😊😊😊😊
3 ⭐️ Normal cops
4 ⭐️ SWAT
5 ⭐️ FBI
6 ⭐️ Army
10 ⭐️ Ex gf’s coming after you
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10000000008642725552569384016837880965762855948$$$$+1000000000000000$$$$$$$$100000000
Lol
Sam Borremans No
*1 Star Level*:Normal Cops
*2 Star Level*:Normal Cops (With Cars)
*3 Star Level*:Helicopter
*4 Star Level*:SWAT
*5 Star Level*:FBI
*6 Star level*:Tanks
Lmao
3:15 this girl just couldn't mind her business
Madd Carl: what if u get 20 stars wanted level in gta san andreas?
CJ: ah shit! Here we go again
Yeah 😂
Madd Carl: What If you get 50 Stars Wanted Level in GTA San Andreas?
CJ: I hate San Andreas!
@@IneedmoresubsOnline 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@IneedmoresubsOnline Madd carl: what happens if you get 100,000 stars?
Cj: FUCK YOU, IM LEAVING EARTH
If you probably got 20 stars The military will be probably keep sending units in every 1 second using miniguns rocket launchers and bullet proof turret buggatis with mini nukes with you and god aim
5:21 aww they so kind look how they waited for him to get up (:
Llol
With 10 stars even the CIA comes after you and if doesn't help,better call the Avengers then 😂
No, thanks. Big Guy crashing my plane with no survivors - I can live with that.
Going up against THIS GUY? Fuck that, let Batman handle him.
Pfft, get John Wick.
10 stars the city is nuked lol
Call the whole Justice League.
CALL SAITAMA!!!
Me when i got 6 stars: I am the most wanted criminal. CJ: Hold my 10 stars wanted level
I owed when it reached 6 stars, all you had to do was go quickly to an apartment or house and save the progress and thus the 6 stars were erased..
Or pay n spray
Y’all childhood isn’t the best if y’all didn’t play San Andreas
Your grammar is atrocious, stop using y'all, it is grammatically incorrect. You could've used 'Your' instead of your wanna be 'y'all' you see on shitty Instagram posts.
@@FKrueger2000 that's f-ing true
@@FKrueger2000 exactly
Dont say "yall" it aint your gear
The game is 18+ and you are calling it your childhood
11 stars
Donald Trump builds a wall lmao
Trump 2020
@@dustincasey1000 As a Repuican, fuck Trump. He is NOT a true Republican.
@@joshuac3957 Tulsi Gabbard ftw
@@joshuac3957 Well he atleast wants to complet his promises, the USA is lucky to have a president like that.
😂🐐
0:33 the way that cop tried to block 😂😂😂
Thelonious Vic well at least he tried
“Watch it, I’m not wearing deodorant”
0:26 - "I ain't backing down, bitch!"
lol
the swat pulling up in a lambo lmao
Dubai police lol
This shit is intense even@the ice cream truck
Lol
Military:I SEE HIM
*comes out of garage with red car*
Military:terminate the search i couldnt find him
Yeah or, Military: This guy just wont die let American fast food chain diet take its natural cause.
Yhurie
On 20 stars, British forces come in to help out, eventually a Nuke gets dropped on San Andreas.
Pink Lemonade Russian force would be more better since they have one of the most advanced military system as well with Israeli they have tons of nukes!
But he is still alive😂😂😂
ImahinionTM what are you talking about about lmao the brits have a much more technologically advanced military plus they have way more experience in likewise situations
TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!!!
Fake kafir
I like how the entire national guard is outside and CJ just standing there like:
🧿👄🧿
11 Stars
The Avengers goes after you
The Batman hahahaha wtf
Hahaha😂😂😂
Nah they're too weak
@@oreo5892 Okay Boomer
@@_migs._.19
What the fuck i just sayed the avengers are too week for cj
How is that a boomer move
Are you just looking for people to say ok boomer to
Im okay with that
But you don't call a meme lord a boomer
Do not recite the magic to me witch i was there when it was created
Once i got 20 stars, police came to my house
Then your mum turn ur fking computer off lol
Once i got 30 stars police came to meet on venus
Once i got 40 starts and i became the police
Once i got 50 stars and they put me on death row
Once I got 60 stars, I became Cj.
I edited this comment so no one will know how it got so many likes
Stfu CJ!
ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!
Your a legend CJ
Wtf😂
@@MultiKilll I also
Police: How many wanted level you want?
Cj: yes
Cj: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
I just like how the police waits for him outside the casino patiently,well thats life in san andreas folks get used to it
After all this, you can walk outta the nearest hospital as a free man.
Akashdeep Singh lmao
As it should be.
Have the car repainted and the police and other law enforcement guys will not recognize you
Phahaha thats true you feel like "nothing is happened"
But only after paying $100
2:03 i feel sorry for that FBI personnel.
سانادرس
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
BBOHTUPDSA
tu.
I
Saving him from the car outside the police station CJ be like a legend is always a legend 🔥
11:58 "Think you can stop me?" *gets ran over by a tank* Yes I think we can stop you!
Not funny meme idiot
@@zaisukobe9357 No one told you to laugh either.
7yt
He didnt die though
When u know it is mod but keep scrolling in comments 😂
Yup
What is the mod for 10 stars?
I can't believe people still playing this game after for good while.
@Tre Israel True
Mostly for fun and nostalgia
KaheemMini It's still the best game though
@@IDK83 thats true
This is still a great game
01:11-01:32-02:26 SUSPECT LAST SEEN x3
03:25 MOTORBIKE CRASH
The way cj speaks and curses over the shots of the guns always gives me chills it just sounds good especially with the AK 47
7:42 those tank drivers think they are driving a submarine
@@petergriffin42030 ف٦فففففلتتة⛹🏻♀️🎑🎀🎊🎊🎊
LOL
Soldier:Dont worry sir we have the best intel in the world
*CJ goes to barber and have a mustache
Soldier:Um sir about that...
I think your invincible, keep up the good work pal!
All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ...
is*
@@jackthebeastlol6969........
1,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos? Real niggas know bout dis mission
I poke my head.... out of the gutter..... for one freakin second and fate shovels shit!..... right in my face
😂😂😂😂
Me : *Kills the whole police in the appartement*
Game : *Reduces one star*
No majiy
xhb
xD
No
Mea app ka fan
N M It reduces because now all of the police that were tracking you are dead so that have to find you with luck
0:38
*Watch it i'm not wearing deodorant.*
Now i can't unhear that
lol
😂😂😂
Police is genius.
Lol
Let’s just appreciate the fact he got this far without getting “WASTED”.
Its mod..
You know he's using cheats, right?
10:40 wtf those fbi get jailed😂😂😂
Cj Jian djdj
These are not fbi noob. These are gangsters.
Fuck h babe b b
XD
@@neelon247Then why was he wearing coat and pants?
@5:28 ...that cops became coffin dancers 🤣
XD
2:23 that moment when u are still alive feeling badass but then a helicopter crashed towards you
Or you get knocked over by a taxi which is the police in disguise
4:11 SWAT in Lamborghini 😂
8:11 that agent shot off the molotov lol
"Even health bar is increased."
Police 1 : Hey! This man used to die earlier before.
Police 2 : I guess him to be The Wolverine gaining strength over time.
"This man used to die earlier before"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love you GTA San Andreas ❤❤❤
And I love guns and roses
Rocketland 11 هههههههه
يعني أنا أحب جي تي سان اندرياس
اعرف أترجم 😂
@@صلاحالرشيديرياضياتجراند ثيفت اوتو سان اندرياس
Cj has been a war
I sad to yu, nutin hapen after ten stas...
2022 and no game compares that's wild 😣
10:42 Now that's the beauty of San andreas.
Pubg is nothing infront of this old classic 🤩
@@abdullahsharif8413 Ok, go and play fortnite without internet connection jaja.
Abdullah Sharif Fuck off lmao
Lol very bad joke🤣🤣🤣pubg is 50× more competitive than this..... all are "BOTS" in this🤣🤣🤣
Jot S It is obviously a fucking joke chill your tits
@@lxvejot7469 right lol
"Watch it im not wearing deodorant" 😂👏
20 star wanted level, meanwhile the police start bringing Miniguns!
MADD Carl: da cops can’t kill me
The cops: am I a joke to you I did once
CJ looking like wesley snipes he even backed out the sword what is this new blade 😂😂😂
Cops be like: years of acadamy training wasted!
0:18 very questionable weapon of choice 🤣
3:14 Undercover agent
This dude is reliving my childhood memories
Awesome moment 😂
3:25
Everyone in GTA San going to Police department:
Where is that purple wand?
0:15
Better than GTA 5 ?
*OF COURSE!*
Yes. It's better
No
Its the best storyline in the series
better than gta 6
yes
8:12 molotov beated by ammo
0:38 I'm not wearing deodorant 😂😭
😂😂🤣🤣👎👎👍👍👏👏😜😜😛😛😋😋
3:09 RIP she tried to sacrifice herself for CJ
They Also has come to kill cj 😂😂
8:12 wow he destroyed your molotov in the air
LOL
Level 100 Godfather
i also had it
A future serial killer or mass murderer is definitely playing this game
Anon 100 bitch fuck off you anti violence shite
I lost it when the swat guy showed up in a Lambo
مرحباايهاالقوي
So what did you think friends is lost
GTA Vice City had that
We're
Police: u are under arrest
CJ: BUT IAM A SECURITY GUARD
Now CJ is an Avengers level threat...
avengers assemble😀
3:46 Im a nude Jake Paul
@Adrian Sandy Sound similar
@@daquariousnigaspell3129 nah lol, yours is way closer to what it sound like.
@@lyrics2challenged I think i misheard it
@@whdstudios1054 Im also in Team Deji and ksi
@Killer Dude true dude
*10 Stars*
Send In The CIA
But Sir They're Dead
Avengers Assemble
👏👏 osnm
Who's dead?
Tankers in GTA SA were so smart that despite they had such a powerful vehicle, they preferred to get out of it to shoot you with AK-47 😂 😂
13 star: John Wick
Basty Laureta who cares
Basty Laureta you got none
Basty Laureta nobody gives a shit simpleton.
14 Stars: God
16 star: Japanese empire
most brutal cj ever exist in this universe
4:17a LSPD cheetah? Founded in mod only???
6:58 lol a mr whoopee police!!! 🤣🤣🤣!!
its modded and hes running cheats
@@tylerlabine9360 ok
adib mouhanna lambo aventador*
OK 👌
I like how he uses his homies to fight against them and don’t shoot them 💯
9:07
@@jodye3833 😂😂