Love Never Dies: A Magnificent Musical Trashfire Sequel to Phantom of the Opera

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  • @badassitudepostergirl4229
    @badassitudepostergirl4229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12045

    “We can’t all be Christine”
    High school theatre kids at a party would beg to differ.

    • @Rebecca-oh5yh
      @Rebecca-oh5yh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      This is vastly underrated comment.

    • @thecoolerrats7144
      @thecoolerrats7144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +432

      Now I’m just thinking of a phantom of the opera show where every character is just a Christinified version of that character. We got Raul Christine, Phantom Christine, Meg Christine, Primadona Christine, Christine Christine…

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute 2 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      I admit, once I made my CAT a Phantom costume for Halloween, and dressed as his Christine, with the leash from his harness ending in a collar around my neck.
      We know who owns who in this house. 😼

    • @ItsMzPhoenix
      @ItsMzPhoenix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@neuralmute w h a

    • @voidify3
      @voidify3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      (The sound of 20 teenage voices aiming at that high E note)

  • @qwertyTRiG
    @qwertyTRiG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8138

    The Phantom determines that Gustav is his son because he's musical. Because of course there's no musical talent on his mother's side of the family.

    • @stellablake6200
      @stellablake6200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +740

      Nah singing isn't genetic lol just playing the piano

    • @SpawnRevenge92
      @SpawnRevenge92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      lol, excellent point.
      Erik is such a dick.

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +407

      Hence the punnet squares. Cos I guess being musical is...recessive?

    • @abigailc8829
      @abigailc8829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Apparently Christine sucked at singing before the Phantom trained her, so who knows honestly

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +387

      @@abigailc8829 But her father was a violinist.

  • @kevinrsnow
    @kevinrsnow ปีที่แล้ว +2548

    My wife and I saw a showing of this on tour. At the end she asked me "Was there anyone to root for?" And I answered "The gun."

    • @boop79
      @boop79 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Spot on 😂

    • @kyleshea384
      @kyleshea384 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Excellent answer

    • @vsGoliath96
      @vsGoliath96 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      Oh, the good old gun. The only thing that gave the show any joy and laughter.
      *Replays the scene of Meg shooting Christine by accident*

    • @RS-tc2ct
      @RS-tc2ct 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      "~Give me the gun, Meg~"

    • @waywardmind
      @waywardmind 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂

  • @sleepysteev2735
    @sleepysteev2735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3143

    Opinion: "Only ten years OOOOOLD" is the musical theater equivalent of "Somehow Palpatine returned"

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      That is correct

    • @lillianward2810
      @lillianward2810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      You’re right and you should say it.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      "Luke Skywalker is missing"
      "Put down the gun Meg!"

    • @cat_bag_cat_bag
      @cat_bag_cat_bag ปีที่แล้ว +18

      absolutely!!!

    • @phastinemoon
      @phastinemoon ปีที่แล้ว +140

      "Ten years OOOOOOOLD" walked so "Somehow, Palpatine returned" could fly.

  • @Claire-bz8mq
    @Claire-bz8mq ปีที่แล้ว +1994

    If the women I was ready to sacrifice my life for was still thirsting after the said person/serial killer who tried to end my life I’d probably be a drunk as well

    • @gloria.R.7286
      @gloria.R.7286 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +149

      on a more serious note, this is actually by far the most compelling reason i've heard for Raoul being a drunk in the first place. it's like, not only is the spin on his character rly fanficy, but could you please give me any reason as to *why* he turned to alcohol in the first place?! Like say whatever you want abt Raoul but he nvr seemed very mentally unstable in the first one, not to mention that apparently christine cheated on him before and nvr told him and then proceeded to marry him just for socioeconomic reasons. i was just thinking how the groundwork laid in LND, how just generally bad, if anything lends itself way more to make Raoul a sympathetic monster than the phantom, and imo it prob would have at least been way more interesting and likeable if the story ended up being about Raoul and Christine fixing their marriage and their family dynamic. There's already hints where raoul is given *some* character development and sympathy meanwhile the phantom's over here kidnapping on innocent child, and I just think that would at least work way better. (and i also confess that Ive always loved Raoul--i saw the movie first--so I would also like that way better personally😂)

    • @alisezone1800
      @alisezone1800 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      oscar

    • @SM-ky6pb
      @SM-ky6pb 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      I know this was one year ago but I absolutely despise what they did to Raoul's character. He was so lovable in the book and I never really deemed him as narcissistic (although he is kinda spoiled and naive but he did have character development). I really hate how we're supposed to look at the phantom and christine's story as romantic

  • @jupitermelichios392
    @jupitermelichios392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9520

    my pitch for a phantom sequel would involve christine becoming a new phantom because she's pissed off that she can't get any roles once she hits 40

    • @Lord_Of_Night
      @Lord_Of_Night 2 ปีที่แล้ว +600

      Ngl, I would read that.

    • @JaneDoe_123
      @JaneDoe_123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +858

      I'd SO read that. It could either go the "NOW we can genuinely feel empathy for a Phantom" route, or the "such a tragedy she ended up becoming the very thing that hurt her" route.
      Shit, I might write it myself, I'm feeling hyped!

    • @elanorniennandilme3292
      @elanorniennandilme3292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +911

      she also wears a mask and the whole show you're like "oh no, what happened to her" and then it's revealed she's just aged, has some wrinkles and got shamed for it and now feels hideous (definitely didn't steal that from batman the animated series)

    • @MrDalisclock
      @MrDalisclock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Take my money!

    • @johnlee7164
      @johnlee7164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Is this a thing in theatre? I know it's definitely a thing in movies and TV.

  • @gregvs.theworld451
    @gregvs.theworld451 ปีที่แล้ว +2078

    Okay, but giving the Phantom an entire song about hyping up taking off his mask only for his son to deliver the hottest burn ever is hilarious.

    • @kul2130
      @kul2130 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@BK Beatty why.

    • @bigjedimullet
      @bigjedimullet ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @BK Beatty yeah, but then Lloyd Webber couldn’t punish a female character for not being nice to the sad man who just wanted to love her, and we can’t have that.
      (I saw Bad Cinderella on Broadway, and between that and Love Never Dies I feel like I got an insight into Lord Andy’s mind I didn’t want.)

    • @hollyro4665
      @hollyro4665 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I laughed honestly

    • @liamroberson440
      @liamroberson440 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@bigjedimulletBig Andy must’ve forgotten all the murders, property destruction, and death threats while writing this

    • @stephaniemoura3214
      @stephaniemoura3214 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's absolutely fantastic.

  • @annef0x
    @annef0x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3181

    Love the fact Erik "so touch starved that he died from a forehead kiss" is apparently so gifted that on his first night, my dude was clapping cheeks to the tempo of 120bpm. That Wap's got power-

    • @vlad5042
      @vlad5042 ปีที่แล้ว +472

      WHY DID YOU WRITE THIS I WAS DRINKING WATER AND U ALMOST K*LLED ME

    • @jessica23claire
      @jessica23claire ปีที่แล้ว +231

      i want this comment framed on my wall it's BRILLIANT

    • @Victoura56
      @Victoura56 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Rewatching the vid and I find THIS hiding in the comments. Bless you for giving me a truly good laugh

    • @stevenirizarry1304
      @stevenirizarry1304 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      What the fuck kind of genius is this
      😂

    • @emalaw1329
      @emalaw1329 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      No Cbat needed, either

  • @NecrozmaJade
    @NecrozmaJade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4211

    The thing I hate about Love Never Dies is that Phantom is such a beautiful departure from love stories made for women where toxic romance is glorified. The entire theme of the show is that darkness is exciting and alluring and sexy, but when exposed to it for too long, it drives Christine mad.
    It’s acknowledged that Christine’s attachment to the phantom is largely because he came along at the right time to fill the hole left in her heart by her father dying.
    Although she feels warmth for him, because she is kind and she is pure, she teaches him that he’s been seeing himself as the victim this whole time because his face is ugly, but the real reason no one can love him is because his heart has grown ugly as he has stewed in his own persecution complex. Honestly a commentary on incels truly ahead of its time.
    In the end she pursues a healthy relationship and leaves him crying on the ground.
    But the message behind Love Never Dies retcons and reverses the eNTIre message of the original and goes “um no actually the excitement you feel around a toxic partner is actually true love” and then they make everyone else in Christine’s life so horrible that the Phantom starts to look good by comparison and then she gets shot and dies. Cool.

    • @LittleSisterShotgun
      @LittleSisterShotgun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@SpoopySquid oh shit 😬

    • @jakek1735
      @jakek1735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +479

      "You're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole."

    • @turkicnomad5632
      @turkicnomad5632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      I don’t really agree, though I desperately wish that I could, that the content of Phantom fully divorces itself from admonishing the Erick by the end. Yes, the text directly very much lays out in plain English that Erick is a murdering narcissist with a chip on his shoulder as large as the chunk of his flesh peeled from his face. However, it still, to the very end, wants to give the him not just an explanation, but an excuse. The second act constantly plays with Christine’s paranoia (“Twisted in Every Way”) and somehow unrelenting lust (“Past the Point of No Return”). “Track Down This Murderer” and “Down Once More” mirror each other sonically and thematically, just like the mob that chases the Beast and his violent attempt at escape where we’re supposed to sympathize with this unfair generalization. In only the last 5 minutes of the show does he realize that, oops, he was the asshole all along, and dare I say it??, a murderer. And even so, there is a little more than a hint that Christine’s pity and compassion is one out of true adoration, rather than coerced admiring.
      The direction that LND went was the cemented descent into incel degeneration that was kind of hinted at in Phantom.
      I sincerely believe that ALW wrote what he knew, figuratively, in the development of the libretto. He was teetering on the edge of self-awareness and self-pity, subconsciously or consciously. This is huge speculation, but I think his failing relationship and divorce from Sarah pushed him firmly in the wrong direction. Really, it could have been a moment of incredible growth. if he had wanted to reconcile in his mind what went wrong, LND could have been a truer character study of an abusive person who makes an effort to actually fight their demons for the love of their partner. Not necessarily for the hope of reunion, but to honor a love long lost. A love that never dies, not because the love of another can fix someone, but the loss of another is often and unfortunately the slap in the face that people need to change, be it distance, divorce, or death. (But that’s just me “writing what I know” so to speak.)

    • @xStormOfRosesx
      @xStormOfRosesx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      HOLY CRAP BEAUTIFUL , well said

    • @Dotmw
      @Dotmw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      It's like every bad fanfiction that demonized demonized Canon pairing to make their OTP work

  • @jojothebard6687
    @jojothebard6687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3132

    “We can’t all be Like Christine” has the grace and emotional understanding of “Shut up Meg.”

    • @nadansiri
      @nadansiri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      This needs to br higher

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      It's "Shut up Meg," but wearing a pretty mask to sound more sophisticated. Or, well, half a mask at least.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      "Shut up Meg, give me the gun!♫

    • @amandapr1me
      @amandapr1me 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Funny, "Shut up, Meg" was my review for this show

    • @ladydemando
      @ladydemando 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’m screaming

  • @The-bi5ry
    @The-bi5ry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3473

    Something about the Phantom singing "Give me the gun, Meg" actually broke me.

    • @erickamakeeaina1649
      @erickamakeeaina1649 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Hundredth like

    • @cloudstrife4534
      @cloudstrife4534 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      🎵You don’t want to do this🎵
      🎶You have so much to liiiiiive for!🎶

    • @applemask
      @applemask ปีที่แล้ว +112

      "Give me the hurt and the pain and the gun, Meg"

    • @SomeGuyNamedPhil
      @SomeGuyNamedPhil ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I just like to imagine that what if SWAT Team Hostage Negotiators have to sing to the perp to get them to calm down.

    • @megmccombs453
      @megmccombs453 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah me too 😔

  • @andrewbrasfield1104
    @andrewbrasfield1104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2636

    Love Never Dies has the same energy as a direct-to-DVD Disney sequel

    • @mariic2
      @mariic2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      That's an insult to _Pooh's Grand Adventure._

    • @rwilcox
      @rwilcox ปีที่แล้ว +46

      ​@@mariic2oh my God somebody else remembered that masterpiece

    • @queerqueen098
      @queerqueen098 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      ​@@rwilcox prince be like: I can't go down the stairs? Ok. *Yeets himself out a window*

    • @ebaugh7320
      @ebaugh7320 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      At least the bad ones

    • @exogenesus6841
      @exogenesus6841 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I prefer the Hunchback of Notre Dame II over love never dies

  • @blastbowman9026
    @blastbowman9026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3355

    Christine sleeping with the Phantom minutes after the original story was over is fucking hilarious
    It's like after the curtains fell, she was like "Oh hey I gotta go pick up some stuff at my Ex's place, don't worry I'm not gonna sleep with him or anything"

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +475

      "That is an extremely specific denial but I suppose I believe you."

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      It's like that infamous Luke abandoning the Jedi, oh, 5 minutes after Return of the Jedi

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@Tareltonlives Been a hot minute since I've seen TLJ, but didn't he abandon the Jedi _after_ the Ben Solo incident? Which had to have been at least 15-20 years after the original trilogy?

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@timothymclean I know: I'm saying Love Never Dies would be basically 10 minutes rather than 20 years

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@Tareltonlives Ah. Guess I'm too used to people making sh*t up to sh*t on TLJ.

  • @mpsmith9913
    @mpsmith9913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3389

    The grossest thing about this is how post-divorce, ALW wrote/commissioned a story in which:
    - The young singer, a role originated by his ex-wife, regrets not choosing the genius composer;
    - She confesses that she still loves him;
    - And then she dies

    • @SpoopySquid
      @SpoopySquid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      Jesus that makes it so much worse

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      Wow. And I thought Twilight and Rise of Skywalker had painfully misogynistic "storytelling".

    • @Elimikoart
      @Elimikoart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Wait wait….I think you’re onto something here.

    • @ramirolosadamedina7843
      @ramirolosadamedina7843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Yikes

    • @Topher0523
      @Topher0523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Oh…..oh damn.

  • @dovalayn
    @dovalayn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3467

    "despite his virgin status he hits it and quits it like 30 times in one night. stamina. phamina." i am SOBBING

    • @sodadrinker89
      @sodadrinker89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Teh Masterful Virgin, back when Phanwank was a thing.

    • @Xondar11223344
      @Xondar11223344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      It builds up after not doing it for years. That's what I heard anyway!

    • @Moonhermit-
      @Moonhermit- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Ol' Phanty singing an entire duet about turning her into a splooge filled eclair. Truly one for the ages.

    • @captaincrunch784
      @captaincrunch784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@Moonhermit- LOL LOL LOL So romantic

    • @elboob1921
      @elboob1921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      The Cosmopolitan magazine cover at 12:49 that keeps bringing up the sex doll broke me.

  • @Hollyberrystreats
    @Hollyberrystreats ปีที่แล้ว +886

    Why couldn't Webber save that weirdly orgasmic sounding song about "tasting/accepting/embracing the beauty underneath-YES!" for the Phantom reseducing Christine? WHY have him sing like that to his own son?!

    • @arambles1
      @arambles1 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Well then, he’d have to be critical of the Phantom’s actions. And we can’t have that, now can we?

    • @ZeldaQueen64
      @ZeldaQueen64 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      I actually just realized that song feels like it was written as the sequel version of "The Phantom of the Opera" (a really charged, rock opera number). As for why it's being sung to a CHILD... I got nothing.

    • @morgangunning30
      @morgangunning30 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      thank you for putting it into words why this song always made me uncomfy

    • @elliart7432
      @elliart7432 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Bro I legit thought that song was FIRE as a dumb 13 year old, I showed it to my mom and told her a bit too vagualey what the context was and she was horrified 😭😂

    • @eviefromthemummy
      @eviefromthemummy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I nearly had a stroke from laughter too

  • @s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657
    @s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657 ปีที่แล้ว +1931

    Imagine being so stone cold that you sing a ballad called "Love Never Dies" while actively planning on leaving your hubby for a serial killer

    • @low-keydrama1260
      @low-keydrama1260 ปีที่แล้ว

      A serial killer who threatened to harm/kill her child and only backed off when he realized that it was his kid too

    • @quinnaddison420
      @quinnaddison420 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      You’ve never been to divorce court

    • @gloria.R.7286
      @gloria.R.7286 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      oh my gosh I NEVER noticed that 👀

    • @herestia_photography
      @herestia_photography 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MAMA XD That BURN!!! I can smell the barbecue from here!! (Spain :D )

  • @natmorse-noland9133
    @natmorse-noland9133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4002

    How did literally NO ONE involved in the making of this musical ever stop and think, "Hm, maybe having a TEN YEAR OLD CHILD emphatically, repeatedly yell 'YES' in response to the phantom asking 'Are you ready for what I'm about to give you?' isn't a great idea."

    • @toericabaker
      @toericabaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +778

      every time Lindsay replays the clip i lose 50% of my hp

    • @unluckyone1655
      @unluckyone1655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +411

      😳 my face never strayed from this expression the whole time. Sounds so wrong

    • @ravendevino6419
      @ravendevino6419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      I just violently spat out my drink, how did I not catch that?!

    • @shinyskunk
      @shinyskunk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      All I could think of was Dee in it's always sunny singing "tiny boy, baby boy, little boy i neeeeed yoooooou"

    • @NINI-xc6my
      @NINI-xc6my 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      oh im sure a lot did...sadly the only person that Mattered ..Lord Andrew didnt.

  • @nik700
    @nik700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3677

    "See how I glitter"
    "I'm losing to a bird!"
    "I ate the whole plate"
    ...
    and now "Give me the gun Meg"

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +460

      “Hal, it’s about cats”

    • @theuncannydag
      @theuncannydag 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The quartet is complete

    • @BiologicalClock
      @BiologicalClock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      More like "Ten years OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD"

    • @nik700
      @nik700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@warlordofbritannia I knew I was forgetting one!

    • @casperchristiansen2458
      @casperchristiansen2458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Where's "I'm directly beneath the enemy's scrotum"?

  • @DanieTei
    @DanieTei 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +149

    The thing that always makes me laugh is when Gustav goes missing and there's a fakeout where you think Raoul might have kidnapped him, so the Phantom is all like "what kind of monster would hurt another man's child for revenge?" and it's like YOU!. You were totally down with threatening Gustav 15 minutes ago, before you realized he was yours.

  • @staticradio724
    @staticradio724 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +472

    This whole love child thing just gets me. In the original show, there's literally a time skip while Christine is in the phantom's lair (in between Music of the Night and Stranger than you Dreamt It) during which they totally could have knocked metaphorical boots. Yes, it's suggested Christine is waking up after falling unconscious in the previous song, but she could have just been asleep after they did the horizontal tango. The movie even played with this idea by having her wake up without her stockings on. And she wasn't even a couple with Raoul at that point!
    Still makes infinity more sense than, "Oh, the whole ending is null and void now because as soon as the play ended she changed her mind and booked it straight back to the phantom and they totally had loads of crazy sex you guys."

    • @Ringothetankengine-qy1vl
      @Ringothetankengine-qy1vl 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I guess they didn’t because it would’ve maybe implied to some audiences that he had raped her, which would’ve interfered with their hot steamy romance.

    • @peccator4050
      @peccator4050 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      honestly, this is genius. i have not thought of this before and now i shall let it live rent free in my brain

    • @MissCassieXxX
      @MissCassieXxX 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I have a feeling they don’t go with this because she also at that time thought he might be her dads ghost 😂

    • @Artemitenx
      @Artemitenx 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      after Christine wakes up, there's the scene of basically entire cast going nuts because she's gone since "last night". Eric also says they have to go back because they will be looking for her. the thing would've looked different if there actually was a time skip there

    • @elliart7432
      @elliart7432 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Idk, I'd take a LOT of issue with that because the phantom is meant to be somewhat sypathetic. The original story (both the book and musical) invite us to empathise with him. You're idea in practice would very intensly suggest that he SA-ed Christine, which would make that basically impossible

  • @ethanyoder9953
    @ethanyoder9953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2006

    "So, Christine dies..."
    Well she's not named Christine Live-ae is she?

    • @Stefengris
      @Stefengris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      YOOOOOOOU. best comment

    • @PS-dm1dq
      @PS-dm1dq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Please exit the building now

    • @FiteMeMage
      @FiteMeMage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That right there that is a real knee slapped buddy pal friend

    • @Rasafrag
      @Rasafrag 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      /angry thumb's up Now, don't do that again, or I'll stifle a laugh in your direction EXTRA hard!

    • @spacemanspiff01
      @spacemanspiff01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HAHAHA amazing

  • @SP3CTR0L1T3
    @SP3CTR0L1T3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2821

    Love Never Dies is the epitome of bad fanfiction where everyone is horribly out of character all for the sake of the author's OTP.

    • @t3hmaniac
      @t3hmaniac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      It is the Metroid: Other M of Musicals.

    • @luiginastro8831
      @luiginastro8831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Cursed Child.

    • @jacob4920
      @jacob4920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Basically, the internet taking over Broadway. 99% of all fanfictions are garbage. And that's really only because fanfiction is not a true expression of art, nor a dedicated continuation of the original material. It is someone literally vomiting their inner fantasies, all over the web, and writing it the way that a horny teenager would write it, with no actual talent for storytelling.

    • @esobelisk3110
      @esobelisk3110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@jacob4920 just how dead is the ok boomer meme, because it feels appropriate

    • @andysmith5806
      @andysmith5806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@jacob4920 Wow. It’s just fanfiction dude, it’s not that deep.

  • @shai17altamiranoanco77
    @shai17altamiranoanco77 ปีที่แล้ว +1315

    I support a Two man and half based spinoff about Raoul and Erik doing their best to look happy together in front of Gustav

    • @lovesigurd6183
      @lovesigurd6183 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Would have been a better idea than adding Aston Kutcher

    • @rancidkippa4589
      @rancidkippa4589 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      You know, I see the enemies-to-friends-to-lovers potential there

    • @4amlibra
      @4amlibra ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@rancidkippa4589 OH MY GOD

    • @AMinibot
      @AMinibot ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ​@@rancidkippa4589 I'm pretty sure Nellachronism went through a whole twitter fever dream about this during lockdown. The clearest thing I remember was a reference to Raoul's 'career' in the navy.

    • @baintreachas
      @baintreachas ปีที่แล้ว +26

      time to check ao3

  • @Kfroguar
    @Kfroguar ปีที่แล้ว +482

    In all honesty, love never dies seems like it would have been an enjoyable AO3 fic. It's rare for that fanfic energy to make it to a mainstream production

    • @TheQuashingoftheTub
      @TheQuashingoftheTub 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Nah, man. I've read a livrary's worth of fanfic that's definitely better than this. I'd say this is specifically Fifty Shades/My Immortal/Born to be Bred(???) quality of fanfic big brain.

    • @xxwolfrocksxx1829
      @xxwolfrocksxx1829 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@TheQuashingoftheTub I'mmmm sorry, born to be WHAT?

    • @TirOrah
      @TirOrah 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@xxwolfrocksxx1829 It's real. I had to look it up because--despite my experience with the highs and lows of fanfiction--I still had to double-check. But yeah, it exists.

  • @geertjehoogenboom2533
    @geertjehoogenboom2533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2553

    1. if Christine doesn't know the full significance of performing, her choice to perform doesn't carry any weight
    2. it's hilarious that everyone assumes Gustav must be the Phantom's son because he's musically gifted. Hello?! His mother is a world-famous soprano?!

    • @melissam597
      @melissam597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      And her Dad was a world-famous violinist!

    • @HelgaCavoli
      @HelgaCavoli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Melissa beat me to it.

    • @chiefpurrfect8389
      @chiefpurrfect8389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      I mean the script in its entirety treats Christine (and tbh the rest of the female characters) as an afterthought so no wonder Gustav's talent has to be credited to his father as if it's the only logical explanation. Watching the Phantom trying to put two and two together like some sort of off-brand Sherlock is worth it though. His "*gasp* he's just ten years old1!1!!!1"/"omg he plays like me!!1!1!" scenes are still unintentional comedy gold, so I'm glad Love Never Dies exists in the trashfire form that it does.

    • @peccantis
      @peccantis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      If Christine doesn't know the weight of her choice, it only comes down to "who has more control over her by any means (force, manipulation, whatever), wins".

    • @dragongirl7978
      @dragongirl7978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I think it was more the fact that Gustave is also a nightmare fetishist that makes the Phantom think he's his son.

  • @LazKoal
    @LazKoal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4960

    “They gave Andrew Lloyd Webber total artistic control” is a sentence that can never ever EVER have a good conclusion

    • @kimberlyterasaki4843
      @kimberlyterasaki4843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      I mean, can’t be much worse than giving Tom Hooper total creative control

    • @mitchelljakubka
      @mitchelljakubka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +379

      “Do you want Cats? Because that’s how we got Cats.”

    • @Olivia-dg4fb
      @Olivia-dg4fb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      @@kimberlyterasaki4843 I hope Cats made everyone collectively decide that he can never have full control again. God my dislike for him grows everyday.

    • @PristianoPenaldoSUIIII
      @PristianoPenaldoSUIIII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@Olivia-dg4fb isn't he a tory who flew in from the US to the UK just to vote in favour of welfare cuts?
      Edit: nvm he ended up not doing it. He's still a tory tho

    • @Olivia-dg4fb
      @Olivia-dg4fb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@PristianoPenaldoSUIIII I didn't know he wanted to do that! Okay now I am good with saying I hate him.

  • @FindingHisLight
    @FindingHisLight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    When I walked out of that theater... I literally said, "Love should die," and then burst into tears. No joke it was that bad.

    • @xandrinecohoe5191
      @xandrinecohoe5191 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      😂😂😂

    • @minastone155
      @minastone155 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Sometimes…your ship becoming canon is the worst thing that can happen to you

    • @madeline6951
      @madeline6951 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ​@@minastone155I'm sorry but this brings me back to my starco trauma

    • @ghostofyou9721
      @ghostofyou9721 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      I saw it live and we call it Paint never dries.

    • @apollosperineum
      @apollosperineum 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@madeline6951not a spn fan but they got it BAD with their super hell gay ship.

  • @notoriouswhitemoth
    @notoriouswhitemoth ปีที่แล้ว +683

    Gaston leRoux's day job was as a newspaper journalist. Phantom of the Opera was based on a real sequence of events, when the chandelier at the Garnier theater fell, crushing an audience member, an upcoming prima donna went missing, and a skeleton was discovered at the edge of the lake under the theater. In reality, the three events were nothing to do with each other - the chandelier was a tragic accident, the skeleton and the disappearance were unrelated coincidences. LeRoux was well aware of that, but recognized that making a conspiracy theory tying the events together would make for a compelling gothic thriller.
    The music box is based on _Jolly Chimp,_ a battery-operated doll designed in post-ww2 Japan. It's a total anachronism.

    • @Sailormac2
      @Sailormac2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      What Leroux did was actually very clever. He not only told a bloody good tale, he predicted the whole QAnon school of “Tie it all together, IT MEANS SOMETHING!!!”

    • @notoriouswhitemoth
      @notoriouswhitemoth ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @Sailormac2 LeRoux didn't invent that, not by a long shot. Conspiracy theories have always been a thing

    • @theoscout9205
      @theoscout9205 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Who did the skeleton belong to and who went missing?

    • @notoriouswhitemoth
      @notoriouswhitemoth ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @t heoscout I don't know that anyone knows who the skeleton was, or ever will. It might have been someone who drowned in the swamp in the Middle Ages for all I know. I also don't know anything about celebrities in 19th century France, so even if I knew anything about the singer, the only context I would have for her is the book itself. Given how huge the Garnier is, the scandal around Christine and Raoul might have been artistic license.

    • @theoscout9205
      @theoscout9205 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@notoriouswhitemoth Where'd you learn the thing from? I wanna know more. Thanks btw!

  • @lukekirkpatrick3668
    @lukekirkpatrick3668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2549

    "The Phantom of the Opera" is a supernatural entity like Freddy Krueger or Candyman that will disappear from existence if Lindsay goes too long without talking about it.

    • @wademcginnis9361
      @wademcginnis9361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You are not wrong

    • @mikkolaunis2556
      @mikkolaunis2556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      "It was you, Lindsay, it was always you."

    • @snf-queen
      @snf-queen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes

    • @aaronduerst
      @aaronduerst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      so...never?

    • @thewall1179
      @thewall1179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Funny since Robert Englund played The Phantom in the 1989 Horror version of Phantom of the Opera.

  • @thepartygirl1414
    @thepartygirl1414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3778

    ALW commissioning an author to write his self-insert Phantom fanfic and then hating the finished product is the most hilarious thing I’ve ever heard

    • @turkicnomad5632
      @turkicnomad5632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      You’d think that would put into perspective how utterly demented his perspective on his failed marriage was. But, nope, son of a bitch doubled down.

    • @margaretgibbs6673
      @margaretgibbs6673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Especially given how hard the dude was sucking up to ALW lmao

    • @williamwritepony9322
      @williamwritepony9322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Kinda reminded about how Placido Domingo commissioned Gian-Carlo Menotti to write an opera about the artist Fransisco Goya for him to star in.
      But the opera didn't go over very well so he went over to Maury Yeston (the guy who wrote that other Phantom musical) and commissioned him to write another musical about Goya.

    • @Nadia1989
      @Nadia1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      A trainwreck only surpassed by Cats (2019)

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      And he had it changed...in Extremely minor pointless ways that didn't solve the biggest problems, which makes me think LND's worst points are all from Sir Andy himself

  • @aircraftcarrierwo-class
    @aircraftcarrierwo-class 2 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    I feel like a better way to sequal-ize Phantom of the Opera would be the "poetic justice" or "reversal" style story where the Phantom, trying to go legit, is stalked by a female admirer who has developed a similarly toxic obsession with him after the first play, and how he contends with that. Perhaps he wrestles with the darker side of himself that he's tried to put behind him. His growth as a character is challenged and tested.

    • @BrendanJSmith
      @BrendanJSmith ปีที่แล้ว +184

      And the obsessive female fan has to be Meg. It's too perfect to not do.

    • @alim.9801
      @alim.9801 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I wish I was a writer, I'd love to take a crack at a story like that. That's fantastic dude! Maybe you should write it

    • @Sailormac2
      @Sailormac2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That would be AWESOME and a much better sequel than this!

    • @nathanl8622
      @nathanl8622 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@alim.9801 Go for it! Being a writer's not some divinely bestowed gift, it's something anyone can do if they're willing to strive for it.

    • @carriemoscoe3159
      @carriemoscoe3159 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I would PAY for this! Not so fun is it anymore, eh buddy?

  • @shouldbewritig
    @shouldbewritig ปีที่แล้ว +704

    Love Never Dies is fanfiction brought to life. It only made it this far because ALW has his name on it. The first time I heard it I got to Beneath a Moonless Sky and went “what is this shit?”

    • @noahkarpinski1824
      @noahkarpinski1824 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Still a masterpiece compared to the Harry Potter stageshow
      Now THAT is actual fanfiction

    • @dahken417
      @dahken417 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The bad kind, where the author has no grasp on good story telling, English is their barely-understood second language, and dyslexia is their middle name.

    • @madkoala2130
      @madkoala2130 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@noahkarpinski1824 I thought Rings of power IS the worst fanfiction brought to life (it undermines everything that was written by original author and while making The Hobbits look good in comparison - and I would call it "The Star wars prequel syndrome")

    • @cam4636
      @cam4636 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@noahkarpinski1824 For a second I thought you meant A Very Potter Musical and I got very upset. That IS actual fanfiction AND it's better than any other Harry Potter work.

    • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
      @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And it certainly wouldn't be the last fanfiction either. Because a mere two months after Lindsay published this video, we got The Matrix Resurrections. Which, to my utter joy, shares a LOT of plot similarities to Love Never Dies, only much better written and a lot more self-aware about itself. And it's made all the better by the fact that Lana Wachowski is a known Phantom contributor (*coughs* V for Vendetta *coughs*). I've since spent the last few months writing an extended essay on their relations. 😎🌹

  • @henriquebastosbernardoni3630
    @henriquebastosbernardoni3630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3053

    And once again Leroux's century-old version of the Persian is SOMEHOW the most progressive representation of the character thus far.

    • @brxzbze
      @brxzbze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +385

      When the original Persian, a typical ‘19th- century (not technically as the book is from early twentieth century but you know) foreign guide who knows more’, is still more progressive than every subsequent version of the character, then you know something’s gone wrong…

    • @Boredmom482
      @Boredmom482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

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    • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
      @imveryangryitsnotbutter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Boredmom482 I think this guy had a stroke.

    • @Boredmom482
      @Boredmom482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@imveryangryitsnotbutter lmao it looks like my kid got a hold of my phone 🤣🤣

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      #justiceforNadir

  • @ASMRBookclub
    @ASMRBookclub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4033

    Boy, that cast is trying so hard with so little. Gotta admire it

    • @karinmaria6455
      @karinmaria6455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +620

      Same with the costume and set design. Ngl, the show looks gorgeous

    • @ASMRBookclub
      @ASMRBookclub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Yeah everyone really went all in on this 😅

    • @cgm530
      @cgm530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      @@karinmaria6455 the aussie show design was stunning. can't say the same about the original sadly :(

    • @unluckyone1655
      @unluckyone1655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      Those performers sang Beneath a Moonless Sky so straight faced and seriously, they deserve all the awards

    • @ASMRBookclub
      @ASMRBookclub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@unluckyone1655 all 8 minutes of it

  • @multi.instrumentalist
    @multi.instrumentalist ปีที่แล้ว +314

    I love that the story of Love Never dies (from the phantoms pov) is basically the same as the metanarrative of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s relationship with Phantom Of The Opera. He spends ten years thinking about it, tries to do more with it, and like in the show, he should probably have just let it be.

    • @DarkwingDash
      @DarkwingDash ปีที่แล้ว +25

      No, but it’s honestly shocking how well it works. The Phantom (ALW) can’t give up on Christine (Phantom of the Opera), but the most he can get is Meg (Love Never Dies)
      Due to Meg’s “Watch me! Watch me! Watch me!” nature, Christine dies and the Phantom is left traumatized and sad.

    • @quinkana1
      @quinkana1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      lol even in phantom of the opera ALW is written to be phantom considering that Christine is written to be played by ALW's wife before they got divorced.
      it is funny and cruel that ALW kinda becomes the phantom in some sad asf ways.

  • @ayaanshah2417
    @ayaanshah2417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    it's almost fitting in a tragic sense
    Her first Official video essay was about Phantom of the Opera
    and her last was about Love Never dies
    So long Lindsay.
    I hope that you find comfort and happiness someday soon

    • @briandaaranda9735
      @briandaaranda9735 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Wait, what happened?

    • @ninarances9074
      @ninarances9074 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@briandaaranda9735 LND was the last video essay Lindsay made before quitting YT after people bullied her off the platform and dug up past stuff.

    • @alissapenridge7516
      @alissapenridge7516 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@ninarances9074 she’s still making stuff! She took a break for a few months (all of this went down while she was already dealing with a difficult pregnancy, and then she had a new baby so she didn’t really have the time/headspace to make videos). But she pivoted to Nebula last year and has been posting videos there.

    • @LindsayEllisVids
      @LindsayEllisVids  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      It's true! Nebula has 8 new videos so far that she never posted to TH-cam, as well as several of her videos that can no longer be found on TH-cam. You can watch them all here: nebula.tv/lindsayellis
      --Lindsay's assistant

  • @impish_snake3526
    @impish_snake3526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4395

    Raoul and Erik raising their dead love interest’s child is the spin-off sitcom series that we deserve.

    • @ManOutofTime913
      @ManOutofTime913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      One and a Half Phantoms (And a dickless man)

    • @cardwitch91
      @cardwitch91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Maybe that'll be the third instalment in the 'Phantom' series lol

    • @gwendolynstata3775
      @gwendolynstata3775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +488

      Babe, wake up, new Enemies-to-Lovers ship just dropped.

    • @AP-xj3iz
      @AP-xj3iz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      @@gwendolynstata3775 you can't comment this and not drop the ao3 link

    • @TheAkinomek
      @TheAkinomek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@gwendolynstata3775 thanks for telling us... I guess

  • @kaifisshhh
    @kaifisshhh ปีที่แล้ว +248

    What made phantom so appealing to me was that there is an actual Palais Garnier in Paris that had some random rumours about a phantom haunting the place in the past, a box reserved only for the phantom, an underground “river” etc. While Gaston’s story is fictional, it has basis in real myths from the past, and has the atmosphere of the haunting essence surrounding the Palais Garnier. The Phantom is mysterious, he’s some unknown magical force surrounded by tragedy. Phantom of the Opera is not just about some characters in a love triangle, it’s about the haunting atmosphere, the tragic love. To strip that away and make the phantom just some guy in america gets rid of what made the original so alluring

  • @danielhubbard2703
    @danielhubbard2703 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

    "Give me the gun said the phantom of the opera" is one of my all time favorite lindsay lines

  • @Maylott
    @Maylott 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1461

    Lindsay: "...filmed ten years ago."
    Me: "Wait, no don't..."
    Phantom: "TEEEN YEEARS OOOOOOOOOOOOLD."

    • @jcav9410
      @jcav9410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Just imagine you’re the Phantom’s actor’s kid and then it’s your 10th birthday...
      *Knocks on the door*
      - Happy birthday, my child!
      - Thanks Dad!
      - Today you are...
      - Wait... NOPE! DAD! I KNOW YOU’RE THE PHANTOM IN LOVE NEVER DIES BUT PLEASE...
      - TEN... YEARS... OLD!
      *Goes face first into cake in sheer cringe*

    • @lordyeetus6317
      @lordyeetus6317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I could hear Lindsay laughing maniacally when that realisation popped into her head.

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      She was sitting on that joke for a while.

    • @kieronireikets7884
      @kieronireikets7884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It made me cackle very loudly

    • @mitchh3092
      @mitchh3092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jcav9410 I plan on doing EXACTLY this next year

  • @sayven
    @sayven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    If Cursed Child is a fanfiction, then Love Never Dies is a wattpad fanfiction

    • @turkicnomad5632
      @turkicnomad5632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Christ, that’s high praise

    • @soleil1953
      @soleil1953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Honestly I would switch the two. yes, I dislike cursed child that much 😂

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      They’re from the same nightmare

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@soleil1953 please vent about it
      I want to know why

    • @Tustin2121
      @Tustin2121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Joseph Misinec - Time travel plot solely used to shamelessly wallow in the original story for the length of two stage shows, instead of (as mentioned repeatedly in this video) using the established world as a spring board for new adventures with new characters. (Also, Albus and Scorpius as a couple had ALL the buildup and then was paid off with a last minute “no homo” because we can’t have gays now.)

  • @crimsonmaverick8237
    @crimsonmaverick8237 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Just what was Webber thinking. The ending of Phantom is breathtaking; and the arc Erik goes through is amazing. He loved Christine so much he knew he had to let her go. WHY WOULD YOU UNDO THAT.

    • @cyanmanta
      @cyanmanta 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I would say money, but A) Andy doesn't need the money, and B) this show didn't make him any money. Certainly not Phantom-level money.

    • @lukaluukaa
      @lukaluukaa 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      EXACTLY wasn’t the entire point that he realized “oh shit i am actively hurting you, you should probably leave now because i’m slowly realizing that’s the only way you’ll really be happy”

    • @SteveCancel78
      @SteveCancel78 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@crimsonmaverick8237 especially the one and on,y Michael Crawfords performance, I saw a bootleg on TH-cam of it, and while it wasn’t if the best quality obviously, the pain and cries he lets out when he realizes he can never be with Christine, and then to ultimately do something to atone for his sins and let her go, just a beautifully perfect period. This monstrosity as far as I’m concerned is not canon. I refuse to recognize it as such.

  • @JoeyArmstrong2800
    @JoeyArmstrong2800 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

    "Love Never Dies" is the equivalent of Jean Valjean coming back to life with paper mache wings and tap dancing his way off the stage.

    • @GrainneMhaol
      @GrainneMhaol 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Javert didn't really shatter his pelvis falling onto that fountain from a thousand feet high... He's back with a burning desire for revenge/sex with Jean Valjean. I will write this. Pay me.

    • @vitoc8454
      @vitoc8454 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      He comes back with a tattoo on his arm that says " *24600* "
      "Les Miserables 2: Edge of Tomorrow"

  • @prankhan3097
    @prankhan3097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1560

    “We can’t… all be… like… Christine.”
    Masterful negotiation

    • @buckleygeneration
      @buckleygeneration 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      "Give me the gun, Meg" is a hilariously delivered line, no doubt, but it can't hold a candle to the pure poetry of this line.

    • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
      @imveryangryitsnotbutter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      To be fair, he did make Charisma his dump stat.

    • @silvercheetah92
      @silvercheetah92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "Marcia Marcia Marcia"
      "Jan this isn't about you"
      "It never is!"

    • @rahlmaclaren1478
      @rahlmaclaren1478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bardic Inspiration should definitely use the line, if they haven't already.

    • @NINI-xc6my
      @NINI-xc6my 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      other sentences the Phantom could have used as the Masterful Negotiationer that he is
      "You better shot us or you are going to jail, Meg!"
      " No Meg, shooting the child wont solve your Problems...aim for the real problem here..."
      "Meg! Are you only doing this because Christine completly replaced you in my Eyes?"
      "dont hurt that child! he is the Product of my passionate lovemaking with this woman right here"
      "Dont do it Peg...Peggy? Maggie? or whatever your name is ...Christine , Love of my life, what is that womans name?"

  • @marianahernandez4679
    @marianahernandez4679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    Being that Erick wrote trash songs, I guess it makes sense he’s impressed by a ten year old playing chopsticks

    • @shambles.8989
      @shambles.8989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @mollymcdade4031
      @mollymcdade4031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      “He plays just like me-“

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "And he's a hack, just like me!"

    • @thefonzkiss
      @thefonzkiss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He doesn’t play friggin chopsticks it’s a joke for the review.

    • @lordyeetus6317
      @lordyeetus6317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is the thing that gets me more than anything - Love Never Dies is simply not a great song. It just isn't as good as anything in the original musical. And all of Meg's songs are just fucking annoying.

  • @micahlee4625
    @micahlee4625 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    22:02 "give me the gun," said the Phantom of the Opera
    I'm fucking dying 😂😂😂

  • @Salocinist
    @Salocinist ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Ugh Lindsay Ellis did so much for this site. I miss her so much as an essayist, but I hope she's 10000x happier now.

    • @stephaniemoura3214
      @stephaniemoura3214 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      She has actually produced more essays to Nebula.

  • @KristenK78
    @KristenK78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    And are we also going to ignore the “ALW is bad at maths”, because if this is ten years later, Gustav should be…nine.

    • @ellew999
      @ellew999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      that's what i was thinking! does this all take place like a week before his birthday??

    • @DillonExner
      @DillonExner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Not to mention the first play being set in, like, the 1880s, and this one in the 1920s.

    • @gandalfbutfancier5216
      @gandalfbutfancier5216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @@DillonExner They thought "FORTY YEARS OOOLLDDDD" didn't sound good so they changed it to ten

    • @santheshark-6139
      @santheshark-6139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@DillonExner Love Never Dies takes place in 1907, but yeah, weird. 👍

    • @FreyaEinde
      @FreyaEinde 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@santheshark-6139 Yeah, that confusion is from the style of the musical acts being a bit more flapperesque than the early Ziegfeld follies style.

  • @richardharoldmeddows728
    @richardharoldmeddows728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Lord Andy didn’t want to introduce new characters apart from Gustave. But he changed all the characters enough so that it felt like brand new characters

  • @michaelchesnut865
    @michaelchesnut865 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    We are all now burdened with knowledge. I didn't want to know this exists.
    I love the original Phantom of the Opera, and Raul and Christine singing "All I Ask Of You" for me feels like an allegory for depression, and having people there during your darkest moments.
    And now I have to live with the knowledge that Raul is a drunk, a gambler, and a horrible father. Yippee.

  • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
    @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3108

    Alright people, assume the positions: She’s talking about Phantom again.

    • @guncannon109
      @guncannon109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Alright this is happening! Its happening! Everybody stay calm!

    • @ecoRfan
      @ecoRfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I live in New Jersey. Now with Broadway shows back, the advertisements are everywhere. Especially Phantom.

    • @himwiththehair8118
      @himwiththehair8118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/m6grVB1xT1I/w-d-xo.html

    • @m.r.2066
      @m.r.2066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      See how she glitters!

    • @guncannon109
      @guncannon109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@m.r.2066 I'm losing to a BIRD!

  • @laurena9563
    @laurena9563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    "Chose beauty and youth- over genius and art." Like the Phantom wasn't a raging murderer and Christine was just some flighty airhead who was "taken" with a good looking dude. YOU HUNG A MAN FROM THE RAFTERS PHANTOM-

    • @doll_dress_swap1269
      @doll_dress_swap1269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Ugg wamman. Always choosing some jerk Chad like Roul who’s empathetic and financially stable and tries to save you from your stalker and who you have fond childhood memories with over the nice guys like serial murder phantom. So shallow.

    • @HobGungan
      @HobGungan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@doll_dress_swap1269 TRUUU

    • @laurena9563
      @laurena9563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@doll_dress_swap1269 I mean, that's why he had to develop a raging alcohol/gambling addiction; because all good-looking, socially outgoing, and emotionally stable men are just truly Chads in disguise and not a nIcE guY like Andrew Lloyd Web- IMEAN- THE PHANTOM-

    • @InvaderTak176
      @InvaderTak176 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@laurena9563 ya...

    • @morganalabeille5004
      @morganalabeille5004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And he was the one who left her. Literally in the same musical he explicitly states that she came and found him and he ran away while she was asleep.

  • @James84800
    @James84800 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The first movie was about Christine escaping a toxic relationship, the second one is about Christine going eh what the hell I'm feeling masochistic

  • @derekditkowski5399
    @derekditkowski5399 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    If Eric was shot instead of Christine I think it would have been significantly a better ending but still not a great story. Ending Eric’s story but his love continues on past his death, hence “love never dies”, also Gustav taking off that mask while Eric dies would’ve given him closure knowing he’s not a freak as he dies

  • @DrakeyC
    @DrakeyC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1538

    "We can't all be like Christine."
    ...wooooooooow. Are we sure the Phantom wasn't secretly TRYING to get her to shoot herself after all?

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      That also would have been a better ending. Phantom is all "If you must" and then when Meg's brains have painted the balcony he shrugs it off because he fucking loves solving all his problems with death.

    • @hanonondricek411
      @hanonondricek411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      So...it looks like Meg is the star of the Phantom's super-commercial 'Murican sellout of his music writing talent. But they never communicate, so like...he writes her all these goofy up-tempo numbers instead of the chromatic weirdness of "Don Juan Triumphant" and she's - I guess mad that the phantom doesn't looOOOooove her?
      Seriously I haven't laughed out loud at a video so much in a long time!

    • @UnreasonableOpinions
      @UnreasonableOpinions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It would be more in character at least.

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I almost read it as an attempted "I also cant be like Christine, I understand you, I'm also not as awesome as her". Hence, we.
      But yknow, still obviously terrible approach

    • @KristenK78
      @KristenK78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@FFKonoko me too-which is why it’s exactly the WRONG thing to say, because it still involves Christine.

  • @guyofminimalimportance7
    @guyofminimalimportance7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1785

    The Phantom singing "Give me the gun Meg" is such a perfect example of a sequel missing the tone of the original.

    • @TheSecondVersion
      @TheSecondVersion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Nostalgia Critic had "OF COURSE" and "BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT"
      Lindsey needs " *Give me the gun Meg* " in her running gag repertoire

    • @brifox
      @brifox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Has very similar energy to "She had a *gun*, Anna."

    • @VICTORZITOSS
      @VICTORZITOSS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@TheSecondVersion The big lipped alligator moment was Lindsey's thing from the beginning and she was pretty proud because it got her a mention on TvTropes. Don't take that away from her

    • @hbdragon88
      @hbdragon88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@TheSecondVersion I feel like she has a bunch of meme moments, even though she doesn't repeat them like NC does. It's mostly us the peanut gallery.
      Like on a video for "Beneath a Moonless Sky" someone recently commented, "Stamina. Phanima" and got a nice reply like, "welcome fellow Lindsey Ellis watcher."
      On a recent upload of the "give me the gun Meg" video I quoted Hal Prince's famous line about CATS and got a bunch likes and replies also quoting from other Lindsay Ellis videos. (Like "I'm losing to a bird.")

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nah American Psycho 2 misses the point even harder

  • @regisatlas
    @regisatlas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    so I went to see the original POTO yesterday for the 2nd time (thanks for that Lindsay) and you know what's not helpful? remembering Lindsay saying ''he hits it and quits it like 20 times'' and giggling like hell during melodramatic scenes

  • @olivercharles2120
    @olivercharles2120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Love Never Dies truly is garbage, but it did three great things for which we all should be grateful for:
    1. Ramin Karimloo
    2. Sierra Boggess
    3. Hadley Fraser
    They all are amazing and were brought back for The Phantom 25th Anniversary!

  • @huscarl149
    @huscarl149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1029

    "Love never dies" sounds more like a James Bond movie then a sequel to phantom of the opera.

    • @porsche911sbs
      @porsche911sbs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Probably because the very similar _Tomorrow Never Dies_ was the name of a Bond movie. "Love" is also part of the title of _From Russia With Love_ and _The Spy Who Loved Me._

    • @tinstargames
      @tinstargames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Honestly I saw every ad for love never dies all over Australia and only now figured out it was a sequel to phantom

    • @caffeinatedkatie4696
      @caffeinatedkatie4696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THANK YOU!,

    • @KryssLaBryn
      @KryssLaBryn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Originally it was going to be called "Phantom: Once Upon Another Time", which made it sound like a Disney movie. >

    • @caffeinatedkatie4696
      @caffeinatedkatie4696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@KryssLaBryn ugh seriously? Just call it Phantom of the Opera 2: Electric Boogaloo

  • @csousher
    @csousher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1798

    A couple of notes:
    1. I love how Lindsay has been dunking on “beneath a moonless sky” for over a decade
    2. That song with the phantom and the 10 year old is the most disturbing thing I have seen in a long time
    3. “GIVE ME THE GUN MEG”

    • @TheSpearkan
      @TheSpearkan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      4: Raoul got his dick shot off by performing a heroic deed in Paris.

    • @overlydramaticpanda
      @overlydramaticpanda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Re: your second point, the version on the OLCR is arguably even worse. The kid honestly gets *far* too into saying "yes".

    • @Baiswith
      @Baiswith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@overlydramaticpanda I am so glad I wasn't the only one to notice this; I was listening rather than watching during that section, and it's goddamn *disturbing*

    • @henninggirl261
      @henninggirl261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@TheSpearkan “thinking quickly, he whipped out his dick and successfully stopped the stray bullet from hitting any Parisian orphans…but at great personal cost.” 🤣

    • @MM-jf1me
      @MM-jf1me 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@overlydramaticpanda Agreed! The first time I listened to this song I was so appalled--I wasn't impressed with the show up to that point, but that song tipped this musical from "disappointing" to "wtf." Ofc, I then had to share this one song with my friends who enjoy musicals so I could cackle watching the changing expressions on their faces as they listened to it.

  • @zfighter3
    @zfighter3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I really miss this channel. I still don't really understand why she was canceled, but the videos were always witty and intelligent. Hope she's doing well.

    • @LindsayEllisVids
      @LindsayEllisVids  ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Lindsay is now posting all her new videos on Nebula. You can watch everything here: nebula.tv/lindsayellis
      --Lindsay's assistant

  • @SitaraAleu
    @SitaraAleu ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I actually really like “The Beauty Underneath”. The only thing that stops me adding it to my music collection are two points: one, the context is super squicky and two, having to explain who and what that other voice is if someone ever asks. I think it would be fine if it were just an intense sexy slab of 80’s butt rock if it were sung to someone of legal age

    • @Caldella
      @Caldella 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      This is my take of it, too. It's catchy, and it's well sung, but the context of the actual scene is horrendous.

    • @alissapenridge7516
      @alissapenridge7516 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      It’s a really fun, campy seduction song. If I rewrote LND, I’d definitely keep it and change the context. Maybe I’d have Phantom sing it to Raoul in an extremely ill-advised but ultimately somewhat successful attempt to weasel his way back into Christine’s life by seducing her husband.

    • @dogwithgun6724
      @dogwithgun6724 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@alissapenridge7516that’s such an insane but intriguing idea that I feel like I need now

    • @tesstucker3311
      @tesstucker3311 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Just tell anyone who hears it that it’s about a father introducing his son to heavy metal music for the first time.

    • @SitaraAleu
      @SitaraAleu 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@tesstucker3311 🤣🤣🤣 Oh my god and it’s not wrong either!! 🤣

  • @leedriver7029
    @leedriver7029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2433

    This musical is more than…
    TENNNNNNNNN YEARSSSSSSSS OLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

    • @KyraHogue
      @KyraHogue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Lol. That's so bad, and yet still so good of a joke. XD

    • @OceanbornAngel
      @OceanbornAngel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Oh my God....such unnecessary dramatic notes for a few silly words.

    • @kat_the_ot
      @kat_the_ot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I cackled at this.

    • @BrotherMag
      @BrotherMag 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg 😆

    • @dreamingofastranger
      @dreamingofastranger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was hoping someone would make this joke. You have not dissapointed!

  • @HisRedCoat
    @HisRedCoat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    The sequel is like watching your friend get back with their toxic ex, but we're supposed to be happy for them. In reality you're like "yeah I know the d is good but he's an asshole remember? And he's totally love bombing you right now"

    • @melissam597
      @melissam597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I love this analogy 😂

    • @Nadia1989
      @Nadia1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Or the last two seasons of Sherlock. I like to pretend they don't exist.

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Nadia1989 There were more than two seasons of Sherlock? Not in my universe there weren't!

    • @SylentVoidkeeper
      @SylentVoidkeeper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@neuralmute I'd prefer we just get rid of everything but the unaired pilot episode.

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SylentVoidkeeper Great idea, but I have to admit to loving Andrew Scott as Jim. He was just way too much fun. None of his plot might have fully made sense, but his acting was absolutely worth it.

  • @Jabadamazo
    @Jabadamazo ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Hey Lindsay, I know you're retired from TH-cam but I wanted to say that I read Axiom's End recently and I was blown away. It felt so much like old-school sci-fi that's about culture and humanity and understanding rather than pew pew spaceships. I will definitely be reading your next book. As an aspiring writer myself, this is super encouraging :).

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf ปีที่แล้ว +73

    For anyone wondering about where Lindsay's been, she's basically switched entirely to Nebula for her new videos.

    • @pavvlichenko2943
      @pavvlichenko2943 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Is Nebula worth the subscription if you are a huge Lindsay fan?

  • @TheoMcAllister
    @TheoMcAllister 2 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    I guess Raoul knows he's in Love Never Dies and that's why he drinks some more.

    • @selectedshipper8282
      @selectedshipper8282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean you can’t blame him. I’d drink to if I was in love never dies

  • @WinningSidekick
    @WinningSidekick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +987

    "...So he spends most of the novel being confused in French." What a marvellous sentence

    • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
      @imveryangryitsnotbutter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      [French noises intensify]

    • @Charon.1
      @Charon.1 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Confused AND french

    • @WinningSidekick
      @WinningSidekick 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Charon.1 Upon a rewatch you are correct, but I think the (wrong) thing I heard was funnier

  • @kingrabies4468
    @kingrabies4468 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    holy damn this video has me in stitches. It started with "and then Erik busts in like the Koolaid man" and just conitnued soaring from there, definitely peaks at 14:44, 26:33, and 29:16

  • @daftward9292
    @daftward9292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Remember you're no Phantom, Lindsay. You are not condemned to stay in darkness forever.
    The world may be cruel and unforgiving, but they seek only to have a control over most things they feel powerless for. But that is their fault, not yours.
    Continue to exist, to write, to create. Prove to them you can survive and not sink to their desires nor to their level. These people will fade away in time, they always do.

  • @bladerunner12
    @bladerunner12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    "Cosmo's top 10 positions to try beneath a moonless sky" is getting underappreciated in this comment section

    • @EvanCWaters
      @EvanCWaters 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Had to pause the video to read all the captions.

    • @GuiSmith
      @GuiSmith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That visual _sent me_ to the moon and back

    • @skepticmoderate5790
      @skepticmoderate5790 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time stamp?

    • @4amlibra
      @4amlibra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@skepticmoderate5790 12:47 It’s great

    • @voidify3
      @voidify3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Every part of that frame is gold lmaooo

  • @oddbobproductions781
    @oddbobproductions781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    Christine sighed, her luminous orbs turning toward the moon. “Erik would never treat me this way”

    • @Sableagle
      @Sableagle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Luminous orbs that turn to look at things? What is she, a frickin' BEHOLDER?

    • @didiercollard
      @didiercollard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I'd like to imagine that her breasts turned to face the moon, but she didn't. They just snake right out of her chest.

    • @elvellarambles9151
      @elvellarambles9151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@didiercollard snek boob

    • @ToaArcan
      @ToaArcan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dark Balls of Sight

    • @maristiller4033
      @maristiller4033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      "Be quiet I'm trying to get drunk and spend money."

  • @stephaniemassine
    @stephaniemassine ปีที่แล้ว +44

    As someone who simultaneously loves this show and loves to make fun of it, this video slaps. Thank you, Lindsay, for this gift to the phandom.

  • @abigail4569
    @abigail4569 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    19:24 "Gustav's like 'Mom I love you' as she looks into the middle distance longing for death" I'M CRYING LMAO

  • @DM-it1qf
    @DM-it1qf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1183

    “So this show ends with the Phantom of the Opera negotiating a hostage crisis” is an iconic quote.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Imagine if things like this happened with other famous musical characters. “Sweeney Todd busts a food tampering scheme”.

    • @TheSecondVersion
      @TheSecondVersion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      "Give me the gun Meg" deserves to be a running gag

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@merrittanimation7721 All of the Cats defuse a bomb

    • @bepisthescienceman4202
      @bepisthescienceman4202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@merrittanimation7721 Jean Valjean stops a dude from commiting tax evasion

  • @vsGoliath96
    @vsGoliath96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    "My favorite sequel is a fanfiction that was published by a mysterious author like ten years ago."
    Oh, so the fanfic is TEEEEN YEEEEEAAARS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!

    • @ilovetolovemylove
      @ilovetolovemylove 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      can't believe Lindsay didn't drop the name of the fic 😤

    • @bluestone_alley1617
      @bluestone_alley1617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@ilovetolovemylove a comment by _combustible-lemons_ actually mentions it. It’s entitled “a stroll on sunday” that’s published on ao3! (where they found it at least)

    • @Laublack
      @Laublack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@bluestone_alley1617 now I'm hoping Angelina and Lindsay drop more fic recommendations because Stroll On A Sunday was everything 😭

    • @edenontheorbit9778
      @edenontheorbit9778 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      AKSKDFKFKSKSKDDKS

  • @en5722
    @en5722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “They go on. They leave Omelas, they walk ahead into the darkness, and they do not come back. The place they go towards is a place even less imaginable to most of us than the city of happiness. I can not describe it at all. It is possible that it does not exist. But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.”
    - Ursula K. Le Guin, The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
    ...Hope you’re doing well, Lindsay. I know you’ll probably never see this, but my heart is out to you.

  • @weaselchan8309
    @weaselchan8309 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Not me in 2023, rewatching all of her vids cuz I miss her T^T Lindsay, I hope whatever platform you are on now, youre happy and making bank

    • @KattReen
      @KattReen ปีที่แล้ว +10

      She uploads to nebula sometimes, and to her patreon. She has a good income.

  • @gabi0h
    @gabi0h 2 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    I always had this theory that Love Never Dies is Lord Andy's attempt to give himself a happy ending. To him, Brightman is his Christine (even today when he talks about her it's clear he is obsessed) and after the divorce, he was the phantom (a genius composer punching above his weight dating wise). The sequel makes a lot more sense if you look at it through that lens.

    • @missybarbour6885
      @missybarbour6885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Yup, this checks out

    • @briefisbest
      @briefisbest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Exactly. He wrote a self-insert fanfic where his ex realizes she was crazy to leave him and his genius.

    • @Unpoeticirony
      @Unpoeticirony 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Straight up Christine goes “but he’s such a good composer I MUST star in his show!”

    • @UnreasonableOpinions
      @UnreasonableOpinions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      No, no, it's just about a brilliant genius composer that every woman around him was hopelessly in love with, whose beloved brilliant performer he made happen left him for another man who was terrible and ruined her life and wasted her talent, until the brilliant genius composer made a show so brilliant and genius she couldn't help but come back to perform it and falls in love with his genius brilliance?

    • @garvhome
      @garvhome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yep. I’ve been saying for years that LND is his self-insert fix-it fanfic.

  • @milhousevanhoutan9235
    @milhousevanhoutan9235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +856

    I love the editor's note: "I saw it while six months pregnant with my daughter. We are no longer on speaking terms." I wheezed

    • @turkicnomad5632
      @turkicnomad5632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      I like to think her (what I imagine to be) toddler, even in the womb, had the wisdom and intuition to know that what she had experienced was like the opposite of playing Mozart for a fetus.

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Should've been "pregnant with my damn baby."

    • @CrazyDyslexicNerd
      @CrazyDyslexicNerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The notes throughout were excellent but this one stood out

    • @BrotherMag
      @BrotherMag 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol tragic

    • @dracu9833
      @dracu9833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@slimerancherjulie5895 my dumbass thought lindsay was pregnant

  • @colewagner
    @colewagner ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1986: “She sings to bring down the chandelier!”
    2011: “Give me the gun, Meg.”

  • @teasharp
    @teasharp 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    "give me the gun said the phantom of the opera" best line

  • @combeferret
    @combeferret 2 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    When it was on in London, everyone (critics, fans, and industry professionals alike) called it Paint Never Dries.

    • @oldvlognewtricks
      @oldvlognewtricks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Specifically the West End Whingers, but it certainly caught the imagination.

    • @jakek1735
      @jakek1735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's gold Jerry

  • @Mel-jr5cz
    @Mel-jr5cz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1273

    Raoul being an inexplicitly terrible person despite being the opposite in the original musical gives me big "just found out my high school sweetheart got married so I'm going to write a musical where her new husband is terrible and she comes back to me" vibes. Move on Richard.
    Edit: Just remembered that the first play starts with Roul and Christine old and married and financially stable bidding for the big chandelier at an auction. Richard. She's happy. Get a hobby.

    • @Anna-ks3ct
      @Anna-ks3ct 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      how did I never consider the opening scene of the first show you're so right 💀

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      This means she came back to life
      She is officially Jesus

    • @brkh96
      @brkh96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Isn't it just old Raoul?

    • @oilcrab
      @oilcrab 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      So glad someone commented this lol raoul becoming a terrible person doesnt add up to me

    • @razmiddle9410
      @razmiddle9410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      It's not too hard to draw the line between Sarah Brightman leaving ALW and the Phantom being presumably perceived as romantic by ALW in Love Never Dies...

  • @johnnygymrat4335
    @johnnygymrat4335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    it's so sad a great content creator was chased off the internet by people who could have spent their time trying to cancel actual racists. there isn't any shortage of people who actually deserve criticism

  • @MononokeLynn
    @MononokeLynn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    We miss you Lindsay. Hope you’re doing good. Followed your career before The Dark Nella Saga debuted. Thanks for being a fellow LotR Expanded Edition Forever buddy as I chugged through college, trying to obtain a film studies minor. You deserved so much better.

  • @MichaelBurmy
    @MichaelBurmy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    The show's reputation got it so many nicknames...my favorite is "Paint Never Dries."

    • @Mjsmecha
      @Mjsmecha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Oh my god, you made my morning. Thank you. XD

    • @bepisthescienceman4202
      @bepisthescienceman4202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'd totally watch paint never dries

  • @zigzagzoom369
    @zigzagzoom369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +930

    One of the best sequels of all time, 'Shrek 2', really illustrates your point about good sequels not disregarding where the previous entry left off.
    An early scene is Shrek & Fiona enjoying their honeymoon, running from angry mobs with pitchforks in soft focus. Being reviled for being ogres isn't a source of shame or resentment; because they have each other it doesn't even dampen their mood. This scene fundamentally couldn't happen if the sequel disregarded how their character arcs developed.

    • @midlight9758
      @midlight9758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Shrek 2 truly was a great sequel.

    • @vsGoliath96
      @vsGoliath96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Unironically, Shrek 2 is such a good sequel that it's just as good, if not better, than the original.

    • @Nightman221k
      @Nightman221k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Imagine if Shrek 2 ignored the character development and had everyone regress and become worse like LND did. (That was kinda what Shrek 3 did with them rejecting being good leaders of a kingdom despite Fiona and Shrek making amazing leaders, but we pretend Shrek 3 didn't happen and Shrek 4 is the 3rd one.)

    • @hotcheetos304
      @hotcheetos304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      👏👏👏

    • @afoolishfopdoodle3284
      @afoolishfopdoodle3284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like Schaffrillas Productions… and it’s great

  • @paulmaloney4387
    @paulmaloney4387 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I would pay good money to have Lindsay produce an essay on Rings of Power

  • @ninasgro2043
    @ninasgro2043 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Living for Madame Giry who feels like she's playing Patti LuPone as Eva Peron as Madame Giry.

  • @Carolina57685
    @Carolina57685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    the existence of LND just shows that ALW totally forgot about the first damn scene in Phantom with an older Madame Giry and older Raoul, who clearly still has a bunch of money

    • @ruupuu8862
      @ruupuu8862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Unless after LND Erik and Gustave either died or run away and Raoul get over alcoholism and someway earns more money and Madam Giry actually gets Erik's business?!? I haven't watch both musicals but is this good enough for a fanfic

    • @theShaggy
      @theShaggy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Also, that scene which takes place two years *before* the events of LND.

    • @ruupuu8862
      @ruupuu8862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@theShaggy i guess LND is an alternate universe

    • @KryssLaBryn
      @KryssLaBryn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@ruupuu8862 Well, it *was* originally going to be called "Phantom: Once Upon Another Time," so you could be onto something there

    • @c.harper6042
      @c.harper6042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Guess they had life insurance?

  • @UnreasonableOpinions
    @UnreasonableOpinions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    Is it deeply creepy to anyone else that Weber wrote a story about a brilliant genius composer that every woman around him was hopelessly in love with, whose beloved brilliant performer left him for another man who was terrible and ruined her life and wasted her talent and turned her against him, until the brilliant genius composer made a show so brilliant and genius she couldn't help but come back to perform it and fall in love with his genius brilliance again?

    • @Kathy_Loves_Physics
      @Kathy_Loves_Physics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yep

    • @rafaelmarkos4489
      @rafaelmarkos4489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Remember, she also died at the end.

    • @turkicnomad5632
      @turkicnomad5632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      What I find especially interesting by the finale is that Christine’s death isn’t really the result of anything she had done or Erick had done. It was just the result of a just wild B-plot with no underlying logic and coherency that just violently collided with the A-plot. It feels like it’s written for sadness sake; star crossed lovers and whatnot.
      You’d think ALW, in his obvious contempt for his failed relationship and desire for reconciliation, would essentially make Christine cause her own death. What does that say?? I really don’t know.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oh yeah. to the point of hating the original author so he can hijack the story to be about him.

    • @UnreasonableOpinions
      @UnreasonableOpinions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@turkicnomad5632 Given the tenor of the Phantom-Christine relationship, it seems more sad than angry, so punishing her would feel excessive. Maybe it's more a realisation that it's over, permanently, can can't come back? Or he just really needed the show to end and threw together some drama so the plot could stop, and it was weird because the plot had also barely actually started.

  • @info_dash313
    @info_dash313 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    God dammit Lindsay, you were by far my favourite video analyst and seeing your last video published 2 years ago really breaks my heart (But I understand why you had to leave). I truly hope that whetever you're doing now you have some modicum of peace. You're brilliant and your videos will forever remain timeless. Much love.

    • @owenleal
      @owenleal 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Lindsay Ellis continues to upload on Nebula.

    • @LindsayEllisVids
      @LindsayEllisVids  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      You can watch all of Lindsay's new videos from the past 2 years here: nebula.tv/lindsayellis
      --Lindsay's assistant

    • @rickrose5632
      @rickrose5632 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lindsey has an assistant running her youtube now?

  • @christyeck8050
    @christyeck8050 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I laughed out loud when I saw the credits with Cat's in the Cradle playing over the top of a slideshow of the Phantom and Gustav. Well done.

  • @lindsey5751
    @lindsey5751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    LND 🤝 Cursed Child
    "What if villain but has secret baby?" plots that we all got out of our system on ffn decades ago

    • @anyanP
      @anyanP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Does Rise of Skywalker counts as one of these?

    • @EvieCorwell
      @EvieCorwell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@anyanP Rise of Skywalker doesn't exist. Keep that madness sealed.

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anyanP At least I don't wish death on Lord Andy...yet.

    • @brxzbze
      @brxzbze 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If I had a nickel every time...

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't believe this shit happened 3 times!

  • @housecat5958
    @housecat5958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    The character assassination of Raoul. Unreal. The man who literally stayed with this woman despite being either out of her mind, or is targeted by a murderous stalker is now a drunk abusive gambler????

  • @marinao4412
    @marinao4412 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    okay here's my solution: if the pitch has to include endgame christine/phantom, and the whole finale of the og musical rests on erik having a change of heart deciding to be good, then christine has to be the motivator for the action. by happenstance, christine & co end up at coney island where the phantom is working, and hey, he's reformed and is a pretty normal guy now. christine and raoul have a son, and while raoul has problems with alcohol and gambling, he's not like a capital b Bad guy, but christine is getting increasingly frustrated with him because she's having to put in more and more effort to keep them all afloat. she's exhausted from the responsibility and it's been enough time that she kind of yearns for a fantasy version of what the phantom offered her back in the day, being beloved but not having to hold power. so she takes a look at erik, now in his normal citizen arc, and something in her subconscious goes "well. could I induce him to go back to his sexy bad boy ways and give me no choice but to leave my husband?" cue her trying to set up scenarios where he has the opportunity to manipulate her but in doing so just ends up manipulating him. still fundamentally ridiculous, but a little more fun. [christine voice] give me the gun raoul.

  • @chillpenguin3481
    @chillpenguin3481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    been rewatching Lindsay’s vids lately and I have to say, I’m gonna miss her though provoking video essays and witty sense of humor. I hope she’s doing better.

  • @poppyameiIa
    @poppyameiIa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    the absolute _character assassination_ of meg is easily one of the most heinous aspects of love never dies in my opinion.

    • @Makverus
      @Makverus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Was there really that much of a character to assassinate?

    • @bluefire9147
      @bluefire9147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      I’d argue that the Raoul character assassination is worse imo

    • @lookatthiscutekittyc2903
      @lookatthiscutekittyc2903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      ​@@bluefire9147 I agree. Raoul is a sweetheart in both the original AND in the books. But here he suddenly becomes a piece of shit? How?

    • @kaniamia
      @kaniamia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Raoul surely gets it worse. Even the wink-wink-here-you-go-Phantom-stans movie made him a sad useless puppy but still a kind person.

    • @MackenzieChandlerDunnavant
      @MackenzieChandlerDunnavant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Tfw your character is so assassinated that you assassinate the protagonist.