Do Crab Legs Lead to the Craziest Buffet Fights?

When crab legs come out at the buffet, it can be chaos and sometimes things even get violent. In Alabama, a woman was charged with assaulting an elderly man when police say a fight broke out over crab legs in February. The man suffered a cut to his head. Another video online shows absolute mayhem at a buffet in New York City over crab legs. And still more footage captured a customer barging into a kitchen at another restaurant to ask for more crab legs after they ran out. Now, some restaurants are carefully dishing them out to cut down on the chaos. #InsideEdition

[@michaelcastillo3231]

If you have ever fought someone for crab legs at an all you can eat establishment, you really need to re-evaluate the priorities in your life.

[@tiffanybridges2656]

Thank you!

[@clownchaostime3024]

What? It's part of being an American! It's just what we do.

[@hibiscushoney3759]

🤣🤣🤣

[@grumet100]

@@clownchaostime3024 u speak for yourself go back to school lol

[@clownchaostime3024]

@@grumet100 I ain't need no school to know nothing! I quit in 8th grade and started my aluminum can collecting business to much success for me and momma.

[@greglees4011]

OMG it’s Black Friday at the buffet! 😦

[@theprettystar3021]

XD

[@sarameiwayne2816]

When you put it like that, Yeah

[@nenaj1]

🤣😂

[@jasonye3559]

Should’ve put “everyday” at the end... lmaooo

[@yeahidontevenknowanymore]

LOL

[@27273100]

"Crableg War" is a very accurate description of this story.

[@shadowman2192]

They need to make the crab legs faster. And make more of them.

[@Sum__777]

Imagine spending life in prison over crab legs.

[@originalog6995]

She got a life sentence for cutting a guys head?

[@bringbackstpatties2967]

@@originalog6995 yeah, but CAUSE she wanted crab legs

[@shizzynwa]

Then catching crabs in prison

[@eec589]

Ironically, prisoners were fed shellfish back in the day because it was considered peasant food.

[@bedrantje]

@@eec589 liar only in one prison.

[@SomataProduction]

They look like children grabbing candy when the piñata breaks open

[@antisocialpotato._.1635]

Ong 😂 when it breaks its everyone for themselves

[@georgewbush7021]

Dude what you mean the piñata was like ww3

[@katoca81]

It's every man and woman for themselves.

[@rangel8498]

So true in mecican parties

[@delphoxy1260]

I have flashbacks when you said that

[@HopperYTRealChannel]

and to think crab legs were given to prisoners when people thought they were for prisiooners

[@HxMxS4]

Road rage? No no no , its food rage

[@lilianvuong2790]

Dude, they’re just crab legs. Calm down, they aren’t going to run away.

[@muhammadghifari2379]

who knows

[@TheMeloettaful]

Yeah there good, but me personally it's too much work for too little meat. So I very rarely get any if I'm at a buffet. I'm more about the desserts than anything 😂!

[@whatbear3804]

Nice pun

[@lagabbybubbles9344]

Lmaooo

[@Alba_Mata]

XD

[@boedykim]

That's insane!! Damn you'd think they haven't eaten all year.

[@QueenSlime007]

@@newjersey-thesupertrucker now thats just fkn rude to say smh whats wrong with people....

[@criticalthinking6929]

boedykim 😂😂😂😆

[@cooperrathnam3299]

New Jersey wtf does that mean

[@bobbiusshadow6985]

It wouldn’t surprise me at all if the next news about buffets is someone getting shot

[@johnh8705]

All you can eat

[@chanteleoglesby1632]

Do like there’s cub logs

[@matthew3088]

*Mr. Krabs has left the chat*

[@rapturous1167]

What about Larry the lobster

[@exphodia9043]

The Dude there is no lobsters

[@kylieee1234]

MattMercs LMAO 😂😂😂😂

[@noby_huangkonghsiong]

He's feeling a little crabby right now... Please don't disturb him.

[@luvv4maee]

He been left

[@rhea3750]

When you're eating in the buffet and people start fighting; entertainment.

[@zombiemichaeljackson9751]

Dinner and a show 🤷🏾‍♀️😂

[@MushroomManC]

S E R V I C E

[@neonthepartycat4990]

My god your right...

[@brookeeavenson7045]

@@neonthepartycat4990 dinner and a movie

[@rodeandre7187]

True

[@soulassassin0g]

Bro that video of people swarming towards the crab legs is like watching all the chickens swarm after you throw some corn out to them.

[@glitzyglam7827]

Notice the “ type” of ppl fighting over crab legs. Ahheemm

[@Wolfy-gy1xd]

Jeeze they really like them crab legs...😦

[@nuckinfuts7610]

Well God damn.

[@EappleSandbox]

Electro_Yellow goddamn dude, just let some people speak; your religion shouldn’t get in the way of them

[@whynot2644]

@@nuckinfuts7610 I love the Hell out of your name. 😆😂👍👍

[@SUGAR_XYLER]

Human life was put here by aliens. There's your ET

[@nuckinfuts7610]

@@whynot2644 😘👍

[@prabin1637]

People with 0 class fight over food buffet. I am working class poor but I don't think I need to go fight people just to eat something that I like

[@ivydeborahdiaz3289]

Exactly!!! Thank you... These people have no class🤦 u cant take them anywhere🤷

[@lamar310]

Thank you...if I pay money to eat then I expect a CIVILIZED MEAL and not a mini prison riot. Fighting over fast food or a buffet is just stupid and embarrassing

[@sirgalahad1376]

Stuff fat people like

[@prabin1637]

@@BenevolentPasserby from when did shoving senior citizens for crab leg became a culture?

[@LifewitNaez]

Ha! You seen nothing looking at these videos...it gets worse 👀

[@nilehoruseus]

Unbelievable fighting over Food

[@davanansalick6126]

Oh the irony of crabs fighting for crabs

[@bedfordroberts8983]

Over some crab legs tho😂

[@CeeCeeB.]

For REAL they should have shown their faces

[@marcusmagice]

I’d do it over less

[@mikeythewolfutau571]

@Mike Lee that's vore

[@mikeythewolfutau571]

@Mike Lee speak smartly

[@PureAloha78]

LordBando right?!?!? This is ridiculous

[@thehardertheyfall2702]

The Humans act like Crabs themselves 😕🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀💥

[@somonapiewalker2577]

Lol

[@lisabethhernandez7084]

U right!!!!!!!!

[@semicolon593]

They have tons of babies.

[@tiana2028]

Lol 😂

[@ismaelsierra9946]

This is so true.

[@25KSubsWithNoVideosChallenge]

When money can't buy manners and decency.

[@whysomadlove4480]

Jesus dude it's like quarantine all over again except with the toilet paper it's crab legs

[@chillvibes3031]

(Meanwhile in the ocean)
Crabs: *Fighting over human legs*

[@cuongtkong58]

Lobsters: Human legs? No, we don't eat junk food, here.

[@redkings6976]

Mr Krabs: *I don’t feel so good*

[@josiahcaporuscio6962]

Red Kings R u feel it mr krabs

[@Mythical4227]

THat SOunDs wROng

[@sarahlong3182]

Dam it, I was going to do tabt

[@kevinthemedic.4497]

You feeling it now Mr Krabs you feeling it now ?

[@finleythegolden2909]

Red Kings Mr. Krabs is actually a lobster lmao.

[@Johnniewalker78]

Now when the aliens invade Earth they will know our weakness.

[@mr.h3603]

Johnnie Walker nah, Aliens only invade America.

[@nerdinout1100]

bro i don't think aliens want to invade with humans like this around

[@nowyourenragedtrollterror5833]

Aliens better be not on menu or they get devoured.

[@mr.h3603]

TROPIC Loco bwahahahahah

[@mr.h3603]

Nowyourenraged Troll terror humans will eat anything including aliens

[@raymondjjohnsonjr363]

BC (a cartoon) SAID "clams got legs!"

[@coastdweller]

Once you have fresh crab that you caught a few hours before, you won't ever want this frozen slop.

[@AtMr8MinutesIsReal]

At my local buffet there’s a lot of crab legs and most of the people take 1 or 2

[@grapejuice1092]

King Rockitcool what people take half the rack

[@boostedmaniac]

Yeah same here.

[@esthcord4463]

same

[@UltraEgoMc]

Same

[@angeliquevioleta8324]

Where y’all at?

[@credible_1]

3 dangerous wars you do not want to be in
1. Crab legs war
2. The Vietnam war
3. Russian Afghan war
Thanks for the 1k likes

[@wolfystudios5416]

Lol 😂

[@commanderbell1965]

That why I eat at home

[@fredyrodriguez8881]

Commodore Bell but your family could go nuts from the crab legs

[@credible_1]

Fredy Rodriguez lol

[@credible_1]

Fredy Rodriguez my family hates crab legs

[@Elijah1916_myhighway]

0:25 The dude who walked into the kitchen would've gotten jumped at my old job.

[@Jumanjihum]

Bigger crab legs station should be available it is a buffet all you can eat place after all .

[@wolverinefangowings]

2019: fighting over crab legs
2020: fighting over toilet paper
2021: I'm scared to ask
Edit: ok I get it 2022 is bonkers as well.

[@eehhh636]

2021: Fighting over it with Bennett Foddy

[@Wayhoo]

@@eehhh636 lmaoo

[@Wayhoo]

@@eehhh636 great joke but I bet no one will get it

[@jreteeksjreteeks8868]

2021: Fighting over Election

[@Haz_wizZYT]

2020 December: fighting over PS5 console

[@henny7734]

WhErE ThE CrAb LeGs CoMe On!

[@kidshotgun5690]

You Forgot the *CLAP* *CLAP*

[@JoeyAnthonyGuerra]

Lol

[@CeeCeeB.]

😳😳😳🙄🙄🙄

[@bradquinn4500]

Lmao

[@kidshotgun5690]

0:22

[@AreyemMeyera]

Imagine a world where crabs fight over human legs

[@thatoneintrovert9618]

Ok but why do they all sound like turkeys when fighting over the crab legs

[@francisgolpo5945]

Kids: *getting candy and starts slapping each other*
Adults: *getting crab legs and starts a war*
Edit: u happy now

[@dzipsisPW]

Francis Golpo aren't kids humans too?

[@nazs8089]

Francis Golpo someone pulls a ak from his butt

[@videojohn5531]

Nice one

[@emmemanzano8195]

I don’t get it?

[@alikaraphington64]

Ur telling me kids arent humans 😨😨😨🤤I'm not human?!!???!!!this is depressing😭😭😭

[@princessamaechi3885]

It's like Black Friday, but with food

[@sensarmy]

Ikr

[@taniyagreen5380]

I said the same thing I have never sing this video and I said I never in my life seen no s*** like this and then I said oh yes I have I'm lying Black Friday but I never seen nothing like it's over no food what happened to class nobody have class no more self respect and on top of that they wasn't even king crab not even jumbo $7.99 a lb all day long at Ralphs Dallas most embarrassing should I've ever seen in my life and I wasn't even there and I felt embarrassed LOL I'm at home laying in my bed just got through eating a holiday dinner my Memorial Day Jeremy and my little cat and I ran across this video and almost choked to death off of damn rib I cannot believe this s*** LOL

[@mexican_konnichiwasenpai8292]

Princess Amaechi/ It's a black Friday food bro. Or Black Food Friday.

[@jfvinte5977]

Lmfaoooooo the guys New York accent at the end 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@OperationNonsense]

Lowlives. Seriously low. Raise the prices of entry to filter them out.

[@srbrant5391]

It’s amazing what people will do for a bite of underwater bug meat.

[@ilovesesshomarusama716]

SR Brant omg😂😂😂

[@justinhillman5690]

For real, crustaceans used to be peasant food

[@rotekkable]

@@justinhillman5690 still is.

[@grovermarchand3282]

It only takes 110 of them to fill you up

[@nickyblue4866]

Crab and lobster is so gross.

[@SARAH-xe7xx]

I almost cried at that poor old man, he just wanted some crab legs and he was attacked...

[@LoserShane]

sister shalissa they forgot to mentioned that was his wife too. They just both crazy old ppl

[@tahn1229]

Loser Shane crazy for what? Wtf he didn’t do anything

[@LoserShane]

Tahn *facepalm* not saying he did anything bad. I meant he is crazy to be with her lol cause I’m sure they fight all the time. Don’t think that was the first accident between them I bet.

[@suoppr2710]

@@LoserShane -_-

[@melonpan8892]

@@LoserShane bruh

[@lorenajauregui4506]

Wow! Like piranas 😱

[@politecat4236]

America truly is a land of wonder. I have never seen crab legs like this available at a UK buffet 😩

[@thehunterx1973]

I came for the puns but okay so I guess humans can be so shellfish

[@2ndtonone289]

😁

[@HihiItsJen]

😅

[@minalkamat6502]

Such a cheap joke

[@lemonke3774]

Nice

[@TheBigYosh]

Du dum tiss

[@Russmans44]

That's just damn ridiculous, People don't have any home training anymore just a bunch of damn animals !!

[@downtownj9730]

Rusty Morton dude why tf do you have a confederate flag as ur profile pic

[@maxc6047]

Says the dude with the confederate flag as their profile pic

[@Russmans44]

@@maxc6047 Move along pest an go bug someone else !

[@creola2910]

Downtown J because it’s their choice, leave them be.

[@militaryedits8688]

Last I checked you're a animal

[@keeperzero]

I don't even bother using the tongs I just take the entire tray to my table of crab legs

[@jstudios6116]

Imagine being arrested for years over stupid crab legs.

[@teddyl2647]

Everyone: fighting over the crab legs
All of the other good food sitting there: am I a joke to you?

[@riceisgood1825]

😂👌

[@sacalicious]

Chunky Pee the random pizza 😂

[@fritzneo6041]

IKR do they even know the word "Healthy" 😂

[@nazs8089]

Teddy L lol

[@andrjsjan4231]

Teddy L not funny that’s a karens joke, jeez you must be something like 4 year old lol.

[@markschannel3769]

Glad I live in the pacific, unlimited crab legs 😏

[@davidaguilarg.7093]

In AZ ppl I guess people treat em like anything because there's always crab legs available in buffets

[@StoneMoneyRootz]

Crabs and lobsters 🤙🤙🤙

[@karma4821]

Yeah over here in WA we never really have fights over crab legs

[@markschannel3769]

@@karma4821 exactly lol

[@plushyy1]

Ikr 😂

[@passingthroughtime3033]

Rocky is to blame. You have 150 people in your restaurant, then you put out enough for 5 people.

[@tm562s]

You ever come into my kitchen while im cooking and ill make damn sure you wont even get a glass of water.

[@lilianvuong2790]

2:10 *Gotta love the sweet sweet sound of demonic laughter.*

[@ragzup4317]

Lol

[@altmelpitch64]

Dolphins:

[@Wayhoo]

@@alexanderpineda845 *HahHahahHhaahhAhahhHaHhahaa*

[@ledjournal]

That’s actually scary

[@Graphics_Card]

Plot twist: those were circus actors

[@kristyroberto8966]

Imagine a life, where a human being actually fought over crab legs. Wtf

[@asuiee2062]

Imagine a life, where crabs fought over human legs, O wtf

[@ericksaenz4055]

Sur eis a shame isn't it... Lol

[@kristyroberto8966]

OreoWelp literally 😂

[@beamerboyy1375]

Shii

[@Lostinmyhead23]

It’s because of climate change

[@Despair331]

Yo That's just Crab Legs
It's not like it's a one day food supply for refugee camp

[@furiousdestroyer966]

The selfishness displayed in this video, it's astounding.

[@lockjaw5161]

the man that came in the kitchen I would have banned him from the restaurant if I owned it.

[@charlesjakesamadan4008]

I would have increased Security aswell

[@Modelo646]

Well its trespassing and its a crime.

[@abolisher]

😂😂🤣🤣

[@Mr-Ad-196]

@@Modelo646 soooo can I shoot em?

[@bruh8545]

@@charlesjakesamadan4008 GET THE COMBINES

[@gunscotthdgaming69420]

Crab legs: *Exist*
Everyone: *Time to Ppppppuuuurrrrrrggggggggeeeeeee!!!*

[@adrian5206]

Dead Rising intensifies 😂😂😂

[@JavierMorales-ky1yy]

GunScott HDgaming damn they sure do love crab legs 😂

[@BerryBabaBear]

Mr Krabs: "My legs! My leeegs!!"

[@aspectoftheyeti1232]

I have been to at least 5 buffets with crab legs and I have never seen this before.

[@plushbombproductions4505]

Account name fits perfectly

[@phatphatbear1509]

I know right

[@user-zv5bl8qp2n]

Just Pathetic exactly, they’re left alone

[@alias4795]

Ikr

[@stakkteam7684]

Neverlit Zamora i said the same thing every buffet i been to ain’t nobody barley touch the crab legs aha probably the buffets in Las Vegas and etc 😂😂

[@VelocityBeat]

Just when I thought buffets couldn’t get anymore disturbing😷

[@GLITCH12349]

Zachery C For real

[@adamwatson6473]

No doubt. I stay away from them!

[@angelminaj617]

I think its more about the principle than the food. Why be selfish and take a whole tray of food that everyone in line has been waiting for? Leave some for others

[@aserher215]

You look like the guy who would take all the crab legs

[@VelocityBeat]

@@aserher215 thank you!

[@benjaminfranklin2836]

Is it just me or this does looks familiar with the boondocks scene when they fight over a chicken restaurant

[@Kamishani926]

Imagine fighting over crab legs with no seasoning or butter. 🥴🥴🥴🥴

[@ytd3r3k43]

0:57: The guy behind them wanted some crab legs 😂🤣

[@izxyiai8867]

😭🤣

[@moistkookie]

😂

[@DSJVNdsjnvf4356]

he sure had some crab legs, chicken legs, crab legs, get it? haha ha...i have no life..

[@essence9013]

Lmaooo

[@Haz_wizZYT]

@@DSJVNdsjnvf4356 but you have a soul

[@TheRealShigekatsuRei]

Any other buffet restaurants : **people fights over crab legs**
Asian buffet restaurants : *We don't do that here.*

[@MilkyWhite1]

You clearly didn't see how Asians got down over those jumbo shrimp. People lose their minds when it comes to seafood even though it's gross.

[@athamahfuzh4585]

@@MilkyWhite1 you clearly have never been to asia

[@catcertifi3562]

@@MilkyWhite1 Video proof please.

[@MilkyWhite1]

@@catcertifi3562 Search "Chinese tourists buffet"

[@catcertifi3562]

@@MilkyWhite1 Well don't say Asians then. Say chinese. Most of the asian buffets Ive been to weren't like that. I'm in the philippines.

[@NightfallShadow]

I would get my garrot wire if some just scarfed up all the crab legs for themselves.

[@matthewfaulkner4323]

I've seen this happen. The restaurant would wait another 30min to bring out more.

[@xxterrorxxyolomeme3324]

Their like seagulls when you throw chips at them😂

[@dooineblue4591]

Lol

[@lifeisgoodbanks6390]

Over 🦀 crab legs 🤦🏽‍♀️ it don’t get that serious 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@JavierMorales-ky1yy]

Life Is Good Banks The last emoji doesn’t match with anything

[@rinq2430]

I love crab legs but I don't even like the ones at buffets

[@markjonesse2556]

@@rinq2430 Maybe this is not real but put on by the news...

[@beezubop_8377]

Life Is Good Banks I love crab legs but I would never hurt someone over them

[@mrstravel9381]

I thought people fought over my legs, but wow. This crab is really stealing that from me

[@Poobyskates]

this makes me embarrassed to be a lobster

[@josh-zu1jn]

Meanwhile:
Getting soft serve ice cream😂

[@caseyoreo7978]

People go to far most of the time over anything. It’s just crab legs

[@shannonpalma4226]

That's just insane to fight over any food like that. Just stupidity at its finest!

[@ramprashad29]

The lowest of the lows. Quite shameful. I am planning a visit to Bacchanal buffet in Vegas I don’t think they have food fights there 😁

[@traverse_danikuuu]

BRUH WHY IN THAT VIDEO DO THEY ALL SOUND LIKE HYENAS THEY'RE WHEEZING TAKING THOSE THINGS LMAO

[@iTobbz]

When they all started grabbing it I was imagining the meme
“MINE MINE MINE MI- MINE”

[@inkedg0d943]

"I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT"

[@timeshare1444]

LOL

[@frizzy9919]

Mine phase

[@cyanide8838]

Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine

[@billythekid1729]

Imagine after all that fight and arrests, dude comes out from the kitchen and goes “all right everyone we got more crab legs coming out in next 5 minutes” lmfaoo

[@jahir1102]

2:10 one of the most cheapest audio ever.I bet you whoever recorded that had a brick as a phone

[@pker3293]

Put that in a horror movie I bet it'll make millions

[@jobmateos4470]

😂😂

[@moon-xq6qx]

Android users be like😂😂

[@gustavolemonke]

I just hear demonic laughing

[@jahir1102]

@@moon-xq6qx ma son probably had the first gen android 😂

[@ohshootizarat8009]

1920: the future will have flying cars !
2019: *[grown people fighting over crab legs]*

[@mirandastrickland5704]

Ur trying so hard to be funny🙄

[@ohshootizarat8009]

@Miranda Strickland - omg is it working ? 🤩

[@zombiemichaeljackson9751]

Miranda Strickland r/whooooooosh

[@Asa-zm3kf]

@@mirandastrickland5704 No one asked...

[@WesternSouthDakotaRailfan2006]

Miranda Strickland nobody cares

[@BeFunnyMakelove]

Funny which color of peeps fighting

[@CreeperNationgaming1]

They’re like the seagulls meme
“Mine,mine,mine”

[@MelinaAcosta569]

My dogs have better manners than those people.

[@ahhwe-any7434]

A guinea pig will play w/ it's own poop. But at least it's just a vegan pellet turd.

[@scottly4818]

I guess you could call that a....
*Crab Rave 😏*

[@daijhamccollum]

Pls stop 😂

[@lilfiddlesticks8804]

Stop

[@user-zq1lb3lx4m]

Fail

[@aidancole9056]

😂

[@s4sauhan]

More like a Crab Crave

[@Brian-hm9te]

Outlaw crab legs at buffets!

[@nellysol76]

Imagine your in prison, starving for crab legs

[@donnalin7928]

Mr crabs I lost so much friends cousins and legs out there it’s madness...

[@MINGH_LEE2000]

Lmao

[@sidneylacroix204]

Krabs*

[@luvjnell]

I mean the Krusty Krab is shaped as a literal crab trap lol

[@eltitoparcero7030]

Atleast he made money from all them crab legs

[@firstname3993]

@@luvjnell bikini bottom

[@Darksnake87]

I swear the world is going down the drain quick

[@victormarine7732]

Because they be bussin plus I'm eating one rn

[@Silenced_by_nazi_youtube]

Meanwhile my shellfish allergic a** over to the side grabbin sausages, pause.

[@THUNDERCAT37c]

Never tried crab legs, so I don’t know.

[@melonexist9070]

its ok in my opinion

[@jiffygaming1822]

The fact the old man had a bandaid and a smile just made my day but that poor man

[@a1myt457]

imagine fighting over crab legs couldn't be us

[@essxo2885]

This wouldn’t happen if people weren’t being greedy and grabbing half of the legs for themselves

[@War666]

Imagine beating up an old man over crab legs

[@nastybigJim]

IG canthitmehoeツ initially I read this and my brain thought the old man has crab legs instead of human ones lol

[@Victoria420]

The buffets here in Canada no one touched the crab legs

[@nicozhenenchen2497]

Victoria C ikr I wait for 3 hours still crab legs

[@Victoria420]

Vivian Chen were more civil lol

[@nicozhenenchen2497]

XD lol

[@spadeathlete]

bruh when I go eat at a buffet. I see no one getting the crab legs

[@drummerboy1545]

The easiest way to stop that is put it on the menu and not on the buffet & charge almost double for them to be ordered!

[@Desertyeti7]

“It’s like a crab leg war out here” lol

[@Levi_Skardsen]

What's really stupid about this is that crab legs cook very quickly, and it's not like they're going to run out of them. I get that crab is expensive and this is probably the most affordable way to have it, but this really highlights how entitled the average American is.

[@ChrisSmith-kh2gu]

USA is the greediest country and less giving country on earth.

[@SuspiciousBread]

Honestly I’m not gonna be surprised if there is a mass shooting at an all you can eat buffet due to crab legs

[@57abs]

@@SuspiciousBread I wouldn’t control myself if some guy and his boyfriend took all the food for themselves like everybody’s time is worthless , it’s so insulting...

[@jasonluis8895]

I just don’t understand why they have to interview dj Khaled

[@btxfornow3188]

So you think in a situation similar to this an average non-American would be more civilized? Don't spend too much time on the internet dude