Hey can you do one of these for Morrowind? It's one of my favourite games and the speedrun is so fucking broken and hilarious you would spend like 20 minutes with the video paused just to explain the bullshit going on but I really want to see that.
Rly loving your speedrun commentary. Ive seen a few commentaries from FearulFerret but it doesnt satisfy my commentary needs/explanation of glitches etc.. Thanks for that.
it means that he is not playing the whole game though perfectly, he is loading a save of each level, and speedrunning that level near perfectly (presumably after a couple of tries), then the saves are edited into eachother to make them look like he just did a perfect speedrun of the game with perfect luck (speedrunners often do this for practice or to test what could be a faster way to complete a level)
@@RandomPerson964 That is the intent of many of these videos. Since the speedrun community has noticed the average person (assumimg _youre_ an average person) sees a speed run amd wants to know *WHAT* they're actually seeing, and *WHY* they're doing it. Because like... Watching a dude do otherwise random movements that _somehow_ propel them through the firmament is jarring, but once explained its suddenly super cool.
@@brosephnoonan223 besides some out of bounds climbing this speedrun is very good when it comes to visuals too. Some games have such insane skips and mechanics that they aren't fun to watch unless You also run the game at comparable level.
Holy f*cking shit ,i was reading the comments while re-seeing the vídeo (actually listening) and I started to read and listen your comment ,my BEST timing ever...I know....its ridiculous
Fun fact: before the Emily skip was found or when doing a glitch less run. The fastest choice is to tell Emily that you will play hide and seek with her because it is less dialogue. Meaning you promise her to play and run straight past her immediately.
4:20 “we then briefly console the empress in her dying moments, before being found and aprehended by nosferatu and the seinfeld car salesman”. Ah yes of course, that completely normal moment from the story
If you do a high choas playthrough he snitches you out at the beginning of the last mission by shooting off his pistol after saying he thinks you're a monster. Luckily you can murder him before he even has the chance.
@@bickyboo7789 while that's true, most speedruns of this game are low chaos. it's actually really hard to go fast and kill a lot of random people. so the runner is just dunking on sam here
@@DankLordDemaar It's not that he doesn't say that in this video, it's the fact that he's not that Burger King Foot Lettuce guy, and I'd never made the comparison before he mentioned it, but now I can hear his voice saying that line and I hate how hilarious it is.
I like to imagine on the first mission that once Samuel arrived at the place to pick Corvo up, it’s just like Samuel: “Okay so I’ll just wait here for a hour or-“ Corvo breaking his legs landing infront of Samuel: “START THE FUCKING BOAT!!!”
@@gervenen8598 He got it comming , also if u ever played High chaos run - he actually shoots his gun at the end to let everyone know you arrived and says you deserved it
Even when watching a speedrun that stretches this game to its limits, I still find new ways to traverse through the levels (even without glitches), just like each one of my Dishonored playthroughs. This game will never cease to amaze me.
You probably don't remember me, but like 3 years ago you hosted my stream while i was running dishonored, bringing my viewer count from 1 to 40, and i saw your name in my recommendations and immediately knew i had to watch. Phenomenal video!
"we initiate our ass" "samuel seems unimpressed even thought we just left him for 50 seconds" my god im dying, you are amazing and i have to thank the algorithm for guiding me here edit: "we hold F to keep our ass loaded" ok wtf, maybe im immature but you are seriously killing me
16:36 "after taking out both twins... we make our mad dash to the boat to meet up with Samuel again. Upon arriving at the boat, Emily somehow beat us here, and isn't even out of breath, 'showing that she has great promise to be a speedrunner herself come Dishonored 2." lmao
'Almost as hard as I was dropped as a baby' 'Emily beat us here, and isn't even out of breath, showing us that she has great promise of being a speedruner come Dishonored 2' 'Samuel continues to row because he's sick of seeker's shit' 'The heartless bastard now begins his final push to end the game' I fucking love this, thanks tomatoanus
Best commentary ever, I haven't seen a 30 minute video in years, but this game and the way you make the jokes and commentary in general just made me not be able to leave this video unfinished
You should definitely do a speed run breakdown of Control, they do some interesting things in that, they play most of the game with no character model just the gun floating around on the ground. Definitely worth a watch
I love how much you said "ass, "prepare our ass", &" double ass" in this video. You need to "double prepare your ass" for more speed run breakdowns to accommodate the assload of subscriptions you're gonna get because of this video!
as a fallout fan, i'd love to see an elder scrolls game. oblivion or skyrim?? that would be fantastic :) plus the current any% for skyrim uses this route where you get married then fail your wedding in the middle of the run which is pretty hilarious and I know you'd make it 10x funnier lmao
Just discovered your channel, I have next to no interest for speedrunning content but the perfect pace of your script and the witty humor really has me hooked, incredibly good content
After Emily gets escorted away from us, we're told that Lord Pendleton wants to speak with us briefly "Corvo, the-" After the short chat with him, we head to the pub for another brief pow-wow.
"Who surely is complaining to his friends in his xbox live party about what he's seeing on his killcam". Rofl, this genuinely made me laugh and is why I'm subscribing.
Yeees make them videos with talking! Keep 'em coming so I don't have to face my addiction of falling asleep to your videos and voice! You and Kripparian (hearthstone) put me right to sleep, which is a complement! Plus I love learning about the technicalities of speedruns.
Cmon man, you got me real exited for the fan fiction. Didnt have to blue ball me even more by saying what it was gonna be about The fan fiction would be great in my opinion
Sometimes the dryness of the jokes blends in so well with the actual informative explanations that I only snort-chuckle about five seconds after the joke when my brain catches up.
my twitter also serves as an update feed for my never-ending quest to get sponsored by the rainforest cafe @tomatoanus
Hey can you do one of these for Morrowind? It's one of my favourite games and the speedrun is so fucking broken and hilarious you would spend like 20 minutes with the video paused just to explain the bullshit going on but I really want to see that.
If you havent yet can you do legend of zelda botw?
Rly loving your speedrun commentary. Ive seen a few commentaries from FearulFerret but it doesnt satisfy my commentary needs/explanation of glitches etc.. Thanks for that.
@@l0lLorenzol0l i second this
Your channel's entire tone is a work of art. Thanks for all the entertainment.
Emily: Corvo! I missed you!
Corvo: *Climbs onto the roof like a scared cat*
Bob Bob he's got no time for child support
@@patrickripleyiii134 I was about to say that, dang
Wala naman sakwn tol hahaha
Iilan nalang sila
Mhen
Loved your fallout ones but... this is something extra special. The sarcastic flatly delivered jokes have me crying. Amazing job on this series!
:kissing face emoji:
You should watch modest pelican he does the same stuff but is more seasoned of a youtuber
@@punchysphinx1170 LOVE modest pelican
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Hey there
"Hey tomatosanus, you should do a video on Dishonored."
"I dunno, I don't know the game well."
"One of the strats is called A.S.S."
"Say no more."
Mak Siiiskam it was all the convincing I needed
Mak Siiiskam and one a slipclick
@@Nuyube hmmmmmmm
"Named after the person who discovered the trick"
Eriko. Oy It should be called the Requiem section. Or the Connelly Section.
27:00 If speedruner spends 1 second of his time to kill you when he doesn't need to, that means he really hates you.
he probably cancelled a voiceline or so
@@pascalwiery7129 uhhh wdym
Pascal this is not a record, this is a segmented run, so he just did it for laughs
in Seekers WR, he does not kill Sam
@@sevenpolar3483 wait wdym be segmented run
it means that he is not playing the whole game though perfectly, he is loading a save of each level, and speedrunning that level near perfectly (presumably after a couple of tries), then the saves are edited into eachother to make them look like he just did a perfect speedrun of the game with perfect luck (speedrunners often do this for practice or to test what could be a faster way to complete a level)
*Empress dies*
"... so we start holding F"
idk why or when i made this comment, even less why it has 1K, but i see it's from a tomatoanus vid so i'm sure there's nothing to worry about
@Arino Meh, i've seen it happen before, i once saw a comment with 1.9K and a single comment
I still am a little suprised tho
F
For what frame?
empress dies, you hold F for A.S.S
"This A.S.S. to A.S.S. section is typically referred to as the double A.S.S." I don't know how to feel about that.
👁️👄👁️
remind me of requiem for a dream :D
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I'm loving these random ANY% speedrun explained videos
Me too. It's nice to learn a bit about these runs that I probably never would have checked out on my own.
@@RandomPerson964
That is the intent of many of these videos. Since the speedrun community has noticed the average person (assumimg _youre_ an average person) sees a speed run amd wants to know *WHAT* they're actually seeing, and *WHY* they're doing it.
Because like... Watching a dude do otherwise random movements that _somehow_ propel them through the firmament is jarring, but once explained its suddenly super cool.
@@brosephnoonan223 besides some out of bounds climbing this speedrun is very good when it comes to visuals too. Some games have such insane skips and mechanics that they aren't fun to watch unless You also run the game at comparable level.
"Pressing the interact key while holding F will break your ASS" Ok this got me laughing on the floor XD
I woke up my mommy at 3 am and now im grounded, she took my phone but im watching this on my 3ds. worth it.
Holy f*cking shit ,i was reading the comments while re-seeing the vídeo (actually listening) and I started to read and listen your comment ,my BEST timing ever...I know....its ridiculous
"And then we setup our A.S.S"
And you said there was not going to be any fanfic in this video!
"don't release the key or it's gonna break your ass"
Fun fact: before the Emily skip was found or when doing a glitch less run. The fastest choice is to tell Emily that you will play hide and seek with her because it is less dialogue. Meaning you promise her to play and run straight past her immediately.
Just like my dad...
I'd listen to you explain my parents divorce proceedings if you made a video on it
...you ok buddy?
Video 2 uhh you ok man?😅
Video 2 same dude
GOD mood
He explains speedruns, so where is the speed in that divorce?
"Corvo, what do your Royal Protector-eyes see?"
"The assassin on the right has blinked for the first time!"
"Excelle- wait, what?"
“F.”
4:20 “we then briefly console the empress in her dying moments, before being found and aprehended by nosferatu and the seinfeld car salesman”. Ah yes of course, that completely normal moment from the story
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27:01 imagine putting a world record at risk just to kick some old guy off a boat for going to slow
If you do a high choas playthrough he snitches you out at the beginning of the last mission by shooting off his pistol after saying he thinks you're a monster. Luckily you can murder him before he even has the chance.
@@bickyboo7789 while that's true, most speedruns of this game are low chaos. it's actually really hard to go fast and kill a lot of random people. so the runner is just dunking on sam here
@@bickyboo7789 He's right to do that. Anything Saint Samuel does is just and righteous.
"Knock-off burger king foot lettuce guy" hat me CTFU, and now I can't stop hearing it
I'm so upset that I can hear him saying the line
That is what I always hear. Is that not what he says?
@Lightning Underpants Cracking the fuck up
@Lightning Underpants Cracking the fuck up
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@@DankLordDemaar It's not that he doesn't say that in this video, it's the fact that he's not that Burger King Foot Lettuce guy, and I'd never made the comparison before he mentioned it, but now I can hear his voice saying that line and I hate how hilarious it is.
I like to imagine on the first mission that once Samuel arrived at the place to pick Corvo up, it’s just like
Samuel: “Okay so I’ll just wait here for a hour or-“
Corvo breaking his legs landing infront of Samuel: “START THE FUCKING BOAT!!!”
"wasted my time by navigating too slowly it's a speedrun god damn it"
Said the heartless bastard
@@gervenen8598 He got it comming , also if u ever played High chaos run - he actually shoots his gun at the end to let everyone know you arrived and says you deserved it
Raimazuki bro. He saved Corvo’s life by only giving him half the poison. Samuel is a beast. Firing a shot is way less harmful than killing you.
@@Raimazuki He's probably the only person besides low chaos Corvo and Emily with any sense of morals. On high chaos he IS the only guy with morals.
I forget what's about the game but why killing him would make the run faster?
Seeker really held all that ass just to save enough time in the run to be able to turn around and kill Samuel in the end.
What a legend.
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'Look here for A.S.S in action'
10/10 best video game prompt
The best joke in all of this was when he mentioned Emily being fast af and perfectly capable of being a speed runner in dishonored 2
Emily: Corvo! I missed you!
Corvo: Gawd, girl, I was gone literally for 6 minutes.
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Everyone: Nobody can beat Dishonored in less than half an hour
Seeker: Hold my ASS
Well it's definitely not less than half hour because I saw some fast forwards
@@gamerzera4265 You must be popular at parties
"Dropped to the ground almost as hard as i was as a baby"
“Alright, I’m on a schedule and I need to shave off even 0.2 seconds if I can!”
*goes out of his way to murder Samuel*
Even when watching a speedrun that stretches this game to its limits, I still find new ways to traverse through the levels (even without glitches), just like each one of my Dishonored playthroughs.
This game will never cease to amaze me.
You probably don't remember me, but like 3 years ago you hosted my stream while i was running dishonored, bringing my viewer count from 1 to 40, and i saw your name in my recommendations and immediately knew i had to watch. Phenomenal video!
Dishonored is my favorite game series. I'm glad you covered the Speedrun!
dishonered 1 is amazing. couldnt get in to dishonored 2
@Glorious Bastard there is no dishinored 3. There are only 2 games
@@metalvideos1961 3 games if you count death of the outsider
"we initiate our ass"
"samuel seems unimpressed even thought we just left him for 50 seconds"
my god im dying, you are amazing and i have to thank the algorithm for guiding me here
edit: "we hold F to keep our ass loaded"
ok wtf, maybe im immature but you are seriously killing me
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Thank you so much for explaining one of my favorite games, its nice to get an explanation on the run!
i did it specifically for you pastor
@@tomatoanus you're too kind, dongus minimus.
"It will break your A.S:S."
Awwww yeah, it's all coming together
not interested in dishonored speedrunning at all
but my god is this shit funny
16:36
"after taking out both twins... we make our mad dash to the boat to meet up with Samuel again. Upon arriving at the boat, Emily somehow beat us here, and isn't even out of breath, 'showing that she has great promise to be a speedrunner herself come Dishonored 2." lmao
I love these videos. They're funny, informative and concise. keep 'em coming
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"Hey guys, my name's Tomatoanus"
Hold it right there. I'll take one subscription, please.
*in the most serious voice*
“Hey guys, my name’s Tomato Anus.”
Who's a gluten-free, organic, vegan good boy?
It's you!
Espettoratoh :(
hmmm
That was amazing. I can't even imagine the amount of work that goes into memorising these moves, and your commentary was thoroughly entertaining.
Me: Struggles to complete hide and seek tutorial with emily for about 30 minutes.
Seeker: Casualy completes the whole game in 30 minutes.
19:24 ONCE WE WAKE UP AND HIDE OUR MORNING WOOD😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I was expecting also known as needle peen not the knockoff Burger King foot lettuce guy
Classical Memes He’s number 15 in my heart
Me too
'Almost as hard as I was dropped as a baby'
'Emily beat us here, and isn't even out of breath, showing us that she has great promise of being a speedruner come Dishonored 2'
'Samuel continues to row because he's sick of seeker's shit'
'The heartless bastard now begins his final push to end the game'
I fucking love this, thanks tomatoanus
“And momentarily kabobs the empress”
That voice would've put me to sleep, but the jokes kept me awake.
Also RIP Sam.
"As worded by several Dishonored runners, pressing an "interact" key while holding F will break your A.S.S."
This commentary is so funny and clever, yet immensely informative at the same time
Good shit dude, I'll be sure to watch the next one as well :D
5:27 "pressing an interact key while holding F will break your ASS"
The sole propose of this video.
Best commentary ever, I haven't seen a 30 minute video in years, but this game and the way you make the jokes and commentary in general just made me not be able to leave this video unfinished
"Pressing an interact key while holding F will break your ass"
"We hold F to keep our ass loaded"
sounds good
Btw i love your SP explanations, you make them both funny and interesting
The subtlety explained speedrun with side jokes is the kind of content I needed
Subbed and ring-a-ding-dinged
“Wake up and hide your morning wood” lmfao
@tomatoanus dude i know im late but your explained speedruns are legit entertaining.
"we're dropped on the ground almost as hard as I was as a baby" wheres the double subscribe button?
Cracking vid. Serious skills on display, and the narrative was funny and informative. Fantastic effort.
>this A.S.S. to A.S.S. section is typically referred to as “Double A.S.S.”
Honestly, I mostly like the speedrun scene for shit like this
Been watching speedruns of games I enjoy for a while now, but listening to your commentary has changed the game. Love it!
omg thank you for this - I was just about to try and learn this run
I've not watched dishonored content for months, but this popped up in my recommended the day it uploaded
Nice to watch it, quality commentary
You should definitely do a speed run breakdown of Control, they do some interesting things in that, they play most of the game with no character model just the gun floating around on the ground. Definitely worth a watch
3 years later, he finally did it.
Corvo did all this one handed, remember that.
"Hey guys, my name's tomatoanus.."
righty-o. this is my type of speedrun.
I love how much you said "ass, "prepare our ass", &" double ass" in this video. You need to "double prepare your ass" for more speed run breakdowns to accommodate the assload of subscriptions you're gonna get because of this video!
as a fallout fan, i'd love to see an elder scrolls game. oblivion or skyrim?? that would be fantastic :)
plus the current any% for skyrim uses this route where you get married then fail your wedding in the middle of the run which is pretty hilarious and I know you'd make it 10x funnier lmao
The amount of potential for fanfic too...
Just discovered your channel, I have next to no interest for speedrunning content but the perfect pace of your script and the witty humor really has me hooked, incredibly good content
hey its the tomatoanus guy
Hey!
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Way!
After Emily gets escorted away from us, we're told that Lord Pendleton wants to speak with us briefly
"Corvo, the-"
After the short chat with him, we head to the pub for another brief pow-wow.
Mans be like: I gota go in 40 minutes, let me beat Dishonored real quick
"Who surely is complaining to his friends in his xbox live party about what he's seeing on his killcam". Rofl, this genuinely made me laugh and is why I'm subscribing.
“Once we wake up and hide our morning wood” lmaooo
When he said "Holding an Interact key will break your A.S.S", I flipped my shit lol
Elevator gang who even like out bounds
bst47k 1 Imagine not flying up walls
This comment was made by elevator gang 💪😔👌
5:28
tomatoanus: pressing an interract key while holding f will break your ass
some rando: ooooh ~
im never gonna speedrun but i find it fascinating, especially with an explanation.
almost 200k subs now. discovered your channel yesterday. good stuff man
19:26 LMFAO BRO I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT
Another great video Tommy!
I couldn't care less for Dishonored but listening to your commentary is what makes it worth it.
Love you KetchupAnus
I played full chaos run and when samuel said “get out of my boat I don’t like what you’ve become” broke my gamer heart a little bit
Because you didn't put the fanfic in this video, you are obligated to make a purely fanfic video
5:30 "Will break your A.S.S." I'm losing my shit
"And now we're going to begin holding F...to skip the cutscene." Oh.
this is the best commentary ever "as hard as i was as a baby" had me rolling
"Shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?"
Indeed, I believe so.
Never doubt it.
Do you think you'll get your own squad after what happened last night?
Shut up!
Congratulations on getting your own Squad
This is the best voice over anyone could have asked for for a dishonored speed run, bravo
Fallout 4 /and/ Dishonored?!?! Uh oh! I'm having an aneurysm! ♡♡♡
Sorry bout that
Yeees make them videos with talking! Keep 'em coming so I don't have to face my addiction of falling asleep to your videos and voice! You and Kripparian (hearthstone) put me right to sleep, which is a complement! Plus I love learning about the technicalities of speedruns.
instructions unclear, I now have a grenade in my deep fryer
Cmon man, you got me real exited for the fan fiction. Didnt have to blue ball me even more by saying what it was gonna be about
The fan fiction would be great in my opinion
Now this is a run I’ve been waiting for.
Also, question: Why do we give Lord Shaw the letter? The little side quest still fails.
Kade Sitton because as said, he doesn’t mention it when you go to meet Lord Pendelton back at the Hound Pits.
3:46
Daud: Blinks
Corvo: Floats in the air without any supernatural power
“We need to hold F”
I agree
Can we get some F holds in the chat for the Empress
Dude, you owned me over at that fucking intro man, I lost my shit at "knockoff Burger King foot lattece guy"
Oh, I love all ASS to ASS sections (requiem for a dream had a good one too)
oh man. as a kid i was so impressed with this scene. that brings memories
Love the in depth step-by-step explanation 👌
“Allowing us to continue holding our *ass*”
I don’t think-
I don’t think naming it A.S.S was a good idea 😂
Speedrunner: *discovers a move that saves 12 nanoseconds*
Also speedrunner: “Sometimes my genius, it’s almost frightening.”
Seeker: Kills Samule
*Everyone disliked that*
*Everyobe liked that*
Sometimes the dryness of the jokes blends in so well with the actual informative explanations that I only snort-chuckle about five seconds after the joke when my brain catches up.