This brings back a lot of memories. Years ago when I was at college I went out with my friends. Sitting in my car getting wasted and watching TH-cam on some "borrowed" WiFi and for some reason I can't recall, I searched for Dolmio. Watched this video and literally laughing until my head was hurting. Still funny as fuck.
One of the funniest clips i have seen on TH-cam!! All credit to the makers of this, and the rave part at the end was pure genius!! Thanks for posting and for making this!!
Back when I was in high school in 2010 i was 14 at the time i went to my friends for a sleepover and I remember he burned this onto a disk at first i thought we were watching a movie but then when I heard the dubb I knew that it wasnt a movie and he put it on repeat and after the first 5 minutes we just absolutely pissed ourselves laughing i kid you not we were laughing for a whole hour to the point where I actually pissed myself what good times.
Winston Churchill - "Of all the small nations on earth, perhaps only the ancient Greeks surpass the Scots in their contribution to mankind." even mr churchill realised how awesome the scots are
All these videos were edited by the same guy. Oringinally they were only available on his site which was called rainybeetle, The pic you spotted was the site logo.
the original creator of the whole glaswegian dolmio ads was called Beetle summin. Cant remember what the actual name was, but it included a Beetle, so...yeah. xD
OOT There Further, Where Matt McGinn (RIP) and Billy Connolly left off ! Reminds me O'Maryhill "Tongs Ye Bast" ! "Put Yer Razor back in yer Pocket" Get the video "That Sinking Feeling" for more Glaswegian !!! Sean th' Fou Piper
These Glasgow Dolmio ads were my introduction to TH-cam
Me tae!
Same here. It was perhaps the very first video I saw on TH-cam.
@@HappyRussians same man
Best way to be introduced to YT
used to piss my self laughing watching these in school haha cany beat a classic
A classic indeed 👌😊
This brings back a lot of memories. Years ago when I was at college I went out with my friends. Sitting in my car getting wasted and watching TH-cam on some "borrowed" WiFi and for some reason I can't recall, I searched for Dolmio. Watched this video and literally laughing until my head was hurting. Still funny as fuck.
We need to see more of these. Thanks for sharing. I had tears running down my face watching it.
“Ooh a text, fckin yaldi” I’ve been quoting that for 16 yrs 😂 kills me
One of the funniest clips i have seen on TH-cam!! All credit to the makers of this, and the rave part at the end was pure genius!! Thanks for posting and for making this!!
First seen this in about 2006/2007 me and my mates where obsessed with it we still quote it daily. 😂😂
me too man #fannybaws
Mum: "Cannae believe you're still scared o' chickens"
Dad: "Peck yer eyes right oot yer fuckin heid!"
Why can't the adverts be like this? this is class!
canny believe this is still on here 😂😂 best hings oot man
Still buckles me to this day 🤣🤣🤣
I think everyone over looks the best statement
"ahm pure brul-yant at hidey!"
I love the 'aw fur fuck's sake' remix. pure mad brul-yant by the way!
WHENSA YOUR DOLMIA DAY
During the war in Greenock there was about 150 of us stationed there, we survived for about three weeks on just pasta sauce lol
You're talking rubbish mate!
Cryin' Daniel Bryan YAH BIG BALL BAG!!
Cryin' Daniel Bryan ah ah ah ah :(
Did ye aye?
That's cute alright lad, Cute Cute.
‘Kin hell the description even has only a bebo link… legendary
Good it will teach the Italians as Lesson they will Never forget
As soon as ah'm finished this, ah'm goin oot in that big field tae shag a coo.........pure quality, i'm in tears laughin at this
"git a hotel room ya clatty bastards" LOVE IT
you gotta do more of em they are hillarious, im choking on my own laughter feckin brilliant. lmao!!!
1:51 is my favorite part!
*YOU* *WANNA* *SHOVE* *IT* *UP* *YOUR* *ARSE*
😂😂😂😂
"Oh a text, fucking yeldy"
"Ohh a text, she's oot hooring int she!"
"Shut it, sadsack."
LMFAO
Brilliant.
pure classic these a mind pishing masel when these came oot
This is one of the only things on the whole of youtube that actually makes me cry with laughter! Fucking Brilliant.
A good amount of the original ads have been found, these versions r still hilarious today 😂😂
17 years later and I still use 2:47 on a daily basis.
They get better every time
Classic!
the bebo link in the desc :')
+friendswithamonster♥ Yep this is ancient.
Like for Scotland!
That dug is fuckin rotten! He's getting put doon the morra!! 😂😆👍🏻
GOD LIKE GENIUS The first
GOD LIKE GENIUS l
you english guys just now naebody in the world likes yous and we are loved throughout
HALT NEVER MIND THAT UPSTAIRS AND PUMP ME
HEH HEH
Haw! Never mind that upstairs n pump me! Haha class
this video is legendary some of the funniest stuff i have ever seen.
(Fart)
That dug's fuckin rotten, he's gettin put doon the morra!
LOL XD
"Peck yer eyes right oot yer fuckin' heed!!"
....done me!!
That was so fucking funny I almost shat myself
i'm glad these made it back on youtube.
everytime i watch this i PMSL, it's one of the funniest things on the web imho
Good advertising, and I watched it as a child.
Jesus, a Bebo link, now I feel old
funny man. im from glasgow. lived in england 20 years, always good to hear the accent again. bawbags.
Love these, haven't seen them for years. What are you lot all arguing about anyways, jeez just ignore each other already would yis.
Pant-wettingly funny, i have tears running down my face & my face hurts from laughing so much
Back when I was in high school in 2010 i was 14 at the time i went to my friends for a sleepover and I remember he burned this onto a disk at first i thought we were watching a movie but then when I heard the dubb I knew that it wasnt a movie and he put it on repeat and after the first 5 minutes we just absolutely pissed ourselves laughing i kid you not we were laughing for a whole hour to the point where I actually pissed myself what good times.
Watching in 2019!!!
"Summin' smells like shite I'm oota here!" Amazing!
aw, fer fuck sake! :'D
Man, this his been around for years and i still kill myself laughing at it!!!
That classic Glasgow greeting...'pick the eyes right oot yer ****** heid'
brilliant...just...just...brilliant!
"Haw, bawbags, yer dinner's oot!" Haha... I love Scotland. ;)
This has added more hilarious insulsts to my vocabulary.
GITITRIGHTUPYERYAHOORE!
thats the best eva....ill neva see that advert the same again.......raxi 4 sad sacs
LOL this reminds me of home. "Gotta make ma own dinnar. Gi'er 10 poond a week keep money an awe." Classic!
Cheers I never knew that, I thought it was some weird subliminal thing lol. Happy New Year :)
its nice having one of these adverts on kids channel
Aye and then the boss says to me this morning, you’re always ya cheeky bastard
that amuses the fuck right out of me
"Fancy yir nat king the night?"
"That'll gie ye the dry boak that will"
Lmfao
You want mair, ya wee tart? Legendary
4:12 Why did I laugh at the beetle?
this is funny as fuck by the way,good to hear a bit of scottish humour in our way of saying things.
this is the funniest videos ive ever seen im still laughing quality
the fucking funniest thing i have seen in ages XD
I'll never look at this family the same way again
Winston Churchill - "Of all the small nations on earth, perhaps only the ancient Greeks surpass the Scots in their contribution to mankind."
even mr churchill realised how awesome the scots are
That bit at 5.05 kills me 😂
this is probably one of the funniest things i've ever seen...... XD
nah this is fuckin funny as shit ken what ah mean, the bloke that made this is a fuckin genius!
Dunno about the pish at the end but the rest is pure quality.
LOL at the one where the guy in the blue shirt comes from under the car he says
'Ahhhhhhh ahm brilliant at hidy'
XD
"Aye hen, but it's no as good as, the boabie." Funny as hell.
Big thumbs up to Rainybeetle who made all these, pure dead brilliant!
Is their channel still active d'ye ken?
i'll never be able to take these adverts seriously again!
a hink the music at the wan where he says "ow auld yen bet a cin make this quicker then u cin make a cup ea coffee"
3:58: "Kick heez baws!"
lol
There pumpin on the table!
First time I heard Bawjaws. Never left my vocabulary.
'hawl big man ma nipples are like fitba studs'
'is stir-in sauce is fukin brammer, int it big man'
LOL
a love these
"Naw you fuck up" Most said sentence by me and my sister.
The wan the da dusney know wit a tomato is is the best i have to admit... " do u want more u wee tart " ha ha quality
Funny as hell. Brilliant.
"Aye that'll be shining bright."
"Taxi fir sad sack!"
Lol
“A text, fuckin’ yeldi” 🤣
hahahahaha thats so good. lol
i canny read it cos it's all in Italian! haha genius
"Am the winner."
"Aye, but yir still a fuckin sack!"
Lol
'Fuck it n' ah shat in the bastard's dinner' Brilliant.
ther shud be more adverts like these fucking class
This is so funny. Funniest parts:
3:36 - 3:40.
4:31 -
Not Glasgow, but Greenock. Check 4:14 in.
Forget that last comment, the whole video is fucking hilarious!!!!
All these videos were edited by the same guy. Oringinally they were only available on his site which was called rainybeetle, The pic you spotted was the site logo.
Iv never laughed so much!
this stirring sauce is bramma big man aye but its noo as good as the.... BOABY
But why is there a pic of a beetle at 4:13!!!???
Funny vids :)
Despite the ropey editing - this is a cultural fucking icon, like Limmy's very early vids and Wee Man ft. Ned Kru.
It's all in Italian, have to make my own fuckin dinner give ten pound a week keep money ti always makes me laugh
Is that what he saying haha
the original creator of the whole glaswegian dolmio ads was called Beetle summin. Cant remember what the actual name was, but it included a Beetle, so...yeah. xD
RainyBeetle
2020 STILL GOLD!
@conerwilson john stuart from boness?
HaHa The Remix At The End Wiz Pure Funny Man Ha Yaaaas
OOT There Further, Where Matt McGinn (RIP) and Billy Connolly left off ! Reminds me O'Maryhill
"Tongs Ye Bast" ! "Put Yer Razor back in yer
Pocket" Get the video "That Sinking Feeling"
for more Glaswegian !!! Sean th' Fou Piper