Ppl making of lyrics for opening be like: "Let's just type some random english words associated with food and make Valkyries sing them to melody in any way they want"
"But dad, how are we going to cook them? The electricity was cut off by the 2nd Eruption, so the oven and the microwave don't work..." "Kiana, modern problems require modern solutions"
Dante: Pfft who uses an op family heirloom to cook pizza bread, you have to be more delicate behold ( pulls out Red queen) the ultimate Pizza tool. Nero: Behold a corpse in my garage. Kyrie: um Vergil sir may I ask why you're taking my camera? Vergil: To take a picture of my son bonding with his idiot uncle.
@xi faxxdeacct not always, there are many, many examples of very good japanese VAs. Good anime studios pick very appropriate voices for characters, don't let some bad apples spoil the bunch.
Kian Rodriguez if you know vocaloid like I do, you have the constant belief that Meiko was the inspiration of himeko. Meiko was shown very drunk in vocaloid merchandise.😅
Apparently it has a story with lots of detail/lore that make fans care about it a lot more than most mobile games? At least that’s what I got from most of the older comments by fans.
No one: No Honkai beasts: Not Cecilia: Not even the Anti-Entropy: Siegfried: *pulls out Judgement of Shamash and uses it to toast bread instead of the Honkai Beasts*
Honkai lore: Judgment of Shamash is (currently) the strongest piece of weapon ever exist, capable of burn an entire city and even one shot a herrscher Siegfried: Imma use half of this weapon's power to cook!
That means if Otto...uses the Judgement of Shamash copy to cook... he won't burn it since it's only 10% of the power....*GASP* WE HAVE DISCOVERED THE TRUE POTENTIAL OF HIS WEAPON
I've always found kiana to be my favorite ever since gun girls. Even with all the other girls she still remains one of my favorites.... And now current day kiana is extremely depressed due to the incident with himeko. She can use part of the god kiana powers though.
Kiana didn’t get all that stupid from her mother’s side, we already knew that much. So yea, he almost certainly did that. Hell he probably died in an unfortunate accident while shaving with it, and they’ve just changed the story to avoid embarrassing her.
He was just making sure the weapons wouldn't go dormant and lose power... except they did... and now we have to grind all these raids and use all these gem materials to bring them back to being useful...
So I watched this a few weeks ago and I tried making this for my photography project. I’m a beginner on chopping veggies and chopping onions was the worst part. The toast was cold after taking pictures but it’s still so good 😭 I made another batch for my brother (this time it’s hot) and he also like it!
3:40 Wait, isn't that Judgement of Shamash? Siegfried no! One single slip and you are going to toast that entire region along with the toast! 4:27 Don't you guys hate it when miHoYo plays with our hearts. Edit: Now time for some Fried chicken and cream stew.
Ppl making of lyrics for opening be like:
"Let's just type some random english words associated with food and make Valkyries sing them to melody in any way they want"
I mean, i have to admit it works surprisingly well
dat fckn random english food words is stuck in my head aaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Genius!
end result is pretty cute, chi chi chi chi chicken chicken wings
And then there's me:
pi pi pi pi pizza pizza
summer beach barbecue
chi chi chi chi chicken chicken
chicken wings oh my love
Kiana:
Siegfried: *burns breads with the Judgment of Shamash*
xD
Lol I wonder if they make this a healing stigma after using the gun's skill XD
Kiana: surprise Pikachu face
And that's how you use it, lil tuna
surprisingly someone is an even worse cook than Kiana lol
"But dad, how are we going to cook them? The electricity was cut off by the 2nd Eruption, so the oven and the microwave don't work..."
"Kiana, modern problems require modern solutions"
Just shoot it with a world ending flamethrower.
@@ajwatcher it'll be fine...
@@polox6571 nothing bad will ever happen, right?
That is actually an ancient solution
@@LilBirb264 PLOT TWIST IT BURNED THE HOUSE DOWN
Did this man just use the Judgment of Shamash to cook toast!?!
What a legend.
I agree with you
Literally what I died laughing at 😂
Eh, isn't that how you used that weapon? I mean Kiana did use same method too when cooking on game version
I thought the same, madlad
I don’t have it in game, but I like looking at the list in the profile thingy so I know it’s strong.
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
My TH-cam ads:
literally same thing that happened to me
- 7heEdge - same
Same. Had a feeling this had something about dolphins so I clicked on this video...
Preach
DA TRU SAMA omg i havent watched anime in a long time, is this japanese😭😭
Kiana: But how do we cook our pizza toast?
Siegfried: *_GRABS Judgement of Shamash_* *Modern problems require modern solutions*
Ahem~ That's not modern
@@cnash5647 IT'S THE FUTURE
Modern problems require future solutions
Too modern.
no wonder it went wrong, judgement of shamash is from thousands of years ago
The only good way to use Judgment of Shamash
No, its the only known way
just use your life to cook some toast!!!
The only way to use Shamash without harming people.
edit: you can also use it to make bonfire, I guess.
You need to sacrifice some of your life to do that though.
Dante: Pfft who uses an op family heirloom to cook pizza bread, you have to be more delicate behold ( pulls out Red queen) the ultimate Pizza tool.
Nero: Behold a corpse in my garage.
Kyrie: um Vergil sir may I ask why you're taking my camera?
Vergil: To take a picture of my son bonding with his idiot uncle.
Kiana: *Doesn’t turn the toast into charcoal.*
Me: Impossible.
KIANA cooked it and It's actually EDIBLE?!
*WHAT SORCERY IS THIS*
The archive must be incomplete
Stop being mean!
It was a joke. - . -
She's evolving!
TH-cam, what are you recommending me?
...alright, that was cute.
Honestly though lmao
Thomas Harris no that was gay.
Mike Russo yu ar gei
Thomas Harris more like gay
Higurashi said the homosexual
Mandarin sounds way more adorable than I predicted. I can dig it.
Yeah, I feel like the Mandarin dub is wayyy more bearable to listen to than the Japanese voices.
@xi faxxdeacct not always, there are many, many examples of very good japanese VAs. Good anime studios pick very appropriate voices for characters, don't let some bad apples spoil the bunch.
@@tabbycat2513 To me it just sounds less sharp
@@tabbycat2513 And Otto sounds less rapey
@@tabbycat2513 It's so weird to me that I don't like the CH VA in-game particularly in the cinematics. But here in these episodes, I can dig it.
Awwwww Kiana and Siegfried :3 when I red the title, I expected the pizza toast to be completely burned since it was Kiana in charge of it xD
He just used judgement of shamash to cook
WHiTE CAT i hate when people think that Kiana is an bad cooker! >:C
@@poopenundfarten902 but she is
Emily Quesada if you watched this video, you learnt that she is not
@@poopenundfarten902 If you play the game you know she is not
When the audio isn't in japanese
*"YEARS OF ACADEMY TRAINING WASTED."*
I love this
DONT YOU GET IT!?! SEE THE HAT?! I am MISSES, NESbit. EHAHAHAHEOHO
I also noticed it wasn't in Japanese. Sounds like mandarin
Grand Master Mawile BuT tHaTs A oRaNgE
Joking aside it is actually mandarin
Mei: Kiana why are the dorms burning, where did this fire come from!?
Kiana, holding Judgement of Shamash: ...i was making some pizza toast.
Maybe Kiana could send the flames to the void.
Me : oh valkyrie is cooking
Also me : why am I crying?
Is it because Himeko and Fu Hua still exist?
Its because its an short chinese animation for a mobile game, they tend to have that effect
The onion fumes were so strong they made it out of the video
maybe it's because of her remembering how her old man had taught her all she had knew
Onions, perhaps?
*My God that opening is cute af.*
It made me vomit blood it was that sickening.
Oda Swifteye ok boomer
@@dollqutie ok weeb
@@WonderingFrog wtf no. and this game is chinese and its way better than japanese.
Nah it cringes me
I love how randomly drunk Himeko appears out of nowhere
Kian Rodriguez if you know vocaloid like I do, you have the constant belief that Meiko was the inspiration of himeko.
Meiko was shown very drunk in vocaloid merchandise.😅
@@johnmoore483 hey you. we dont care
@@RR-js9dj maybe you dont
@@johnmoore483 Meiko's always drunk! xD
It appears its from heaveb
Imagine Hu Tao and Zhongli have daily basic like this, because Kiana and her Dad CN VA is a same person for HU tao and Zhongli
Now that you mention it, it does O.O
This is honkai no genshin here please T^T
Wrong game.
@@SanSanSen I agree....however, that's not a bad idea now that I think about it
WTF
*Lets see we’ll have English for the opening and the rest a kawaii Chinese anime*
*Perfect*
Prefectly balanced, as all things should be
Don't make a English dub
Kawaii and chinese next to each other doesn't sit quite right
@@xiu1741 nah make one -me woth CallMeCarson's brain cells, 2019
The opening is actually in "chinglish" which is coherent with the rest...
Me, a Chinese anime fan: Fine, I guess this looks cute, I'll watch it
Audio: **is Chinese**
Me: N-NANI?!
Cat Lamp Damn
SAME
I swear to god same
Samw
Cat Lamp so it *was* Chinese
Dear TH-cam,
Give me the option of saying "More of these kind of ads"
Mom: Why are you watching your phone!? Your supposed to be looking up something to learn how to cook!
Me: I am. I'm learning how to cook.
Tbh,this looks bomb af
There IS a recipe at the ends of the episodes, so yeah..
Jam Jam: 1
Mom: 0
Well, dont forget some judgement of shamash to burn your toast
1st episode : Bronya's cooking
2nd episode : Kiana's cooking
3rd episode : *THERESA PLS*
3rd episode will be Mei first...
next is Mei actually
Check the manga
you can see himeko cook
That's 5 or 6 ep depends of they gonna adapt beach chaper.
Me : watch the video till 1:44
My Phone : *Honkai Impact 3 Mei Lunch Notification*
Me: “Wakes up at 3 am”
Also me: scrolls through TH-cam recommendation list.
Also also me: plays this video
And finally me: I’m gonna be up for a while
cooking utensils you need to prepare before cooking pizza :
knife
microwave
*JUDGEMENT OF SHAMASH*
Then theresa **stuffs judah wih cooking utensils**
*Sees thumbnail*
Me: Hey, isn’t this that one mobile game...?
*clicks and watches*
Me: Why do I suddenly care about this game?
I have it but i don't care enough to play it
Same 😂
Once you watch, it's been givin a personality.
It's pretty fun once you really get into it... I've been playing for a year and a half now.
Apparently it has a story with lots of detail/lore that make fans care about it a lot more than most mobile games? At least that’s what I got from most of the older comments by fans.
No one:
No Honkai beasts:
Not Cecilia:
Not even the Anti-Entropy:
Siegfried: *pulls out Judgement of Shamash and uses it to toast bread instead of the Honkai Beasts*
With the right positioning, you can do both.
Life hack how to make sandwich pizza with a Judgment of shamash.
@@tuxedokamen2958 how to basic but that is in HI3
Kevin: *Sneezes*
Judgement Of Shamash
Best User(s)
Siegfried Kaslana
•Suitable For Old Man Who Set Fire
# Kiana 1Sandal 1High Heel
ur not alone felt that way hahaha
At first I thought the anime was called burned pizza toast
XD
Did I just click on a ad about anime girls singing about food
nah this series is just the side story of the game, the real story is way more devastating.
Why is Jojo everywhere I go
Vanilla Ice it’s like what toshikazu Said stands are drawn to another maybe it’s the same for us jojo fans
Vanilla Ice it’s ok cuz jojo is good but honkai is good too
That opening tho... I now imagine Gyro sing pizza mozzarella like that cuz there’s no official sheet music for it afaik
Honkai lore: Judgment of Shamash is (currently) the strongest piece of weapon ever exist, capable of burn an entire city and even one shot a herrscher
Siegfried: Imma use half of this weapon's power to cook!
Otto's god key is the strongest imo, after all in can copy all god keys at will
Radu Alex but only at 10% of the actual weapon power.
@@patricknoriega5194 I didn't know that 🤔
@@radualex7069 yes only 10% of it's actual power
That means if Otto...uses the Judgement of Shamash copy to cook... he won't burn it since it's only 10% of the power....*GASP* WE HAVE DISCOVERED THE TRUE POTENTIAL OF HIS WEAPON
Siegfried : * use Judgment of Shamash *
Also Siegfried : *I see this is an absolute win*
as long as its slightly burnt
Could be worse, imagine if he used the Cleaver instead?😂😂😂😂😂
@@w3lc0metomyl1fe C H R I S T. then it would just be cooking with Siegfried Kaslana aka how not to cook.
@@w3lc0metomyl1fe
XD that's a real death sentence.
@@w3lc0metomyl1fe *full power
My poor little heart
God I love kiana
Yes! She's adorable!!
Same she is so cute😍😍😍😍
I've always found kiana to be my favorite ever since gun girls. Even with all the other girls she still remains one of my favorites.... And now current day kiana is extremely depressed due to the incident with himeko. She can use part of the god kiana powers though.
My best girl is theresa or seele
he hey hey hey hey um.....me um
Stupid old man: “Cut the onions with your eyes closed to keep out the burns!”
*continues to cut himself*
Me: :|
._.
:|
.-.
Why do you think I got this prosthetic hand?
Seigfried is a whole idiot dont worry he's like that
Friend : So what kind of cooking show do you watch?
Me : Well.... it's hard to explain it for you
I bet kiana’s dad used to cut bread with the judgement of shamash in its claymore form too lmao
The whole kaslana family sucks at cooking lol
Kiana didn’t get all that stupid from her mother’s side, we already knew that much. So yea, he almost certainly did that. Hell he probably died in an unfortunate accident while shaving with it, and they’ve just changed the story to avoid embarrassing her.
when the Oath of Judah is a makeshift bed as well, great for summer BBQ. along with the Judgement of Shamash, great for Winter as well :3
Nice, im gonna make this later today.
Also Kiana is beautiful.
and i demand more drunk Himeko.
:3
I'm bad at cooking but I agree with the other points of your comment!
@@KianaK0423 try it, doesn't matter if its a bit burned.
Looks pretty good to me
Don't forget to use Shamash to cook them ;).
Agreed
Gotta use that shamash in the era of peace
He was just making sure the weapons wouldn't go dormant and lose power... except they did... and now we have to grind all these raids and use all these gem materials to bring them back to being useful...
Thanks to this anime, I now eat pizza toast for a living
So I watched this a few weeks ago and I tried making this for my photography project. I’m a beginner on chopping veggies and chopping onions was the worst part. The toast was cold after taking pictures but it’s still so good 😭 I made another batch for my brother (this time it’s hot) and he also like it!
3:40 Wait, isn't that Judgement of Shamash? Siegfried no! One single slip and you are going to toast that entire region along with the toast!
4:27 Don't you guys hate it when miHoYo plays with our hearts.
Edit: Now time for some Fried chicken and cream stew.
This used to be an ad, and the first ad where I actually watched the whole thing. Now I just watch this whenever I feel like it 😅
Ovens are so primitive, just use the judgment of shamash
@@iamthethebeginningiamtheen9555 yeah i forgot about the cleaver 😂😂
Bluburris - or, just BAKUNETSU GOD FINGA! the whole piece of toast. Sure, it’ll be scattered and all, but what’s life without a little explosion?
1:01
"kiana. wake up, sleepyhead. ...or else, daddy's gonna eat your favorite pizza toast!"
Bro they always put in that slight emotional punch at the end that always always always hurts my heart AGHHHH
Nobody:
Sieg: *burns bread with the Shamash*
Ps:We need more drunk Himeko XD
Siegfried: doesn't own a oven
Also Siegfried: using Judgement of Shamash to cook pizza toast
*Modern Problems Requires Modern Solution*
I just love that Siegfied uses Judgment of Shamash to cook things.
A better version
-turns bread to ashes-
“U-um it’s better if it’s turned to ashes”
Bread: I don't feel so good.....(PTSD warning)
I usually get politically motivated advertisements on TH-cam
But this? This video is finally a representation of what advertising should be
did... did he just use the judgement of shamash to cook the pizza?
That's how man cook!
Yes, yes he did
I think in the comic he actually made a small explosion instead of just a flame.
Yes, yes he did.
And Cecilia be like : Get you a man who uses God Key weapons to cook!
Me: Ooh cute anime girl. I click
Video plays*
Me: this don't sound right
Also me:Bruh it's Chinese
*Bruh it’s Vietnamese*
Puff -_- woah man stay at ease
@@PuffDaGoat dude im from vietname and the video is FUCKING CHINESE DUDE!
@@PuffDaGoat are you sure about that
bruh its not vietnamese,im swear to god this is definitely 100% chinese cuz im vietnamese too
4:34 I'm definitely gonna have to try out that recipe! 👍
I heard the song in an ad and I immediately search if it has an anime and that’s how I found this
1:47 Kiana was in such a hurry she left the house with two different footwear. 😅
Finally. When TH-cam doesn't disappoint with ads.
Can already tell it’s chinese by the ‘sh’ or ‘ch’ sounds 👀
Kiana without her Twin Braid, I can now die peacefully
Okay this is just absolutely adorable. Also Siegfried using judgement of shamash to cook toast Is hilarious.
I tried the recipe.
WHY IS THIS SO GOOD MY GOODNESS
Drunk himeko and kianna trying to cook is awesome and cool
The music makes the atmosphere, it feels so good to recognize it from different parts of the game.
3:37 I just can’t stop thinking about how her dad used a fucking mini flamethrower to cook his food.
IM NOT WORTHY
Lore wise it’s capable of burning down a town (or was it a city?)
So technically he used a tactical weapon to cook bread.
eve akane typical kaslana level of thinking there
@@eveakane6563 no it's bigger based on manga. Also a note for the other guy it's a weapon called judgement of shamash
Can I just talk about how good they cook and
I LOVE ANIME COOKS THEY LOOK SO YUMMY
The fact that they give you the information on how to actually make the food is great
3:43 MY FAV PART
DA FACE 😂🥺
Man I love the faces 🥺❤️
TH-cam: i wont stop recommending this until you watch it
Me: o...ok
Ok
I’m slightly irritated at the combination of your name and profile picture
This episode was precious. Plus I've been cutting onions wrong my whole life. Had no idea you were supposed to wet the knife first.
Just cut the Onion in the water.
Judgment of Shamash not only toasts tuna but also toasts bread. Good to know
Why is this an advertisement? *I didn't ask for this*
Noons asks for ads
I see what you did there, EC reference
Well your here now
That's it. Today became a wonderful day! But who can blame me~?
Oh my poor heart. It hungers for more shredded cheese...
Someone call the Captain. This Needs to be preserved in the Hyperion archives.
This is good to see himeko and kianna get along..
Kianna be Brave!!
Too wholesome
side note:
Imagine if in the future, we start cooking with laser guns.
Why is this in my recommended?
I love chicken wings that's why
Omg I actually cried, it's good to know even more about my dear Kiana
I've been waiting for this 😄
Now this I can totally do at home 😆
I think my heart just exploded out of cuteness.
But where is my animated Otto? T^T
I have a feeling we will see him in Theresa episode.
Otto is dead to us
Do you see me shitting on your waifu? Then don't come and shit on my husbando.
1:32 when she tries to find bacon it’s right over there
Now THIS is the proper way to use an ad on the main page when using the mobile app.
You think if I'm gonna cook this then you've got one thing comi-
**Sets down plated pizza toast**
*_GODAMMIT_*
First my music then, my friends, And now my beloved anime? I have no other choice but to strike you down!
I CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ITS IN CHINESE!!
Same
Siegfried using Shamash's judgment to cook, that's right this is the only way to use the weapon
2:02 why does she look completely different
YESS PART 2!!!!
FINALLY
Me and the boys when KFC is closed 😞😢😥
I'm gonne fallow this 😍! This is the series i've bin waiting for👍👍
Thanks TH-cam.. you really are telling me to make pizza toast at 3 in the morning
This is amazing you guys!!! Keep up the work
*_Its not a Honkai Impact without Za Warudo Evasion_*
Kiana: The bacon, onion and cheese are all blended in one.
Me: I see ... Eins also watched this.
can't relate
my dad doesn't love me
I legit took a screenshot of the recipe. I wanna tase burnt pizza toast
What’s an adorable way to show the lore of our story? Oh! A cute cooking short!!
Well the first time I saw Kiana didn't do stupid things
wearing a flip flop on one foot, a boot on the other... is not stupid... I can see where this is going... lol
0:40 *”Going going go to hell.”*
That goes dark real quick 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:55 omg Himeko is drunk once again 😂
came back to this after a while. the main storyline is far more devastating than this. came back for some relief lol.
shut up gay
Did his dad just freaking cook pizza with judgement of shamash?