Bad Chair Day | Oxventure D&D | Season 1, Episode 19

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  • When an evening at the tavern turns into a massacre, the Oxventure crew must solve the mystery of Port Fairwind's ferocious furnishings instead of finally and at long last enjoying a quiet hard-earned drink. No, it's fine. See your braveish heroes set down their pints and put up their dukes in Bad Chair Day, recorded live at MCM Comic Con in Birmingham, England on 23 March 2019.
    Official Oxventure merch available now! teespring.com/stores/outside-...
    With thanks to our mighty Dungeon Master Johnny Chiodini of Eurogamer, and to Oxventure character artist Bendix Engmann.
    Previously in D&D on Outside Xbox and Outside Xtra:
    Oxventure Begins! MEET THE PARTY (Ep. 1 of 3)
    • The Spicy Rat Caper Pt...
    Oxventure Continues! SHOWDOWN AT THE CRYPT (Ep. 2 of 3)
    • The Spicy Rat Caper Pt...
    Exciting Conclusion! GNOME FIGHT! (Ep. 3 of 3)
    • The Spicy Rat Caper Pt...
    Dungeons & Dragons: A SPOT OF BOTHER! (Ep. 1 of 3)
    • Spot of Bother Pt1 | O...
    Dungeons & Dragons: A SPOT OF BOTHER! (Ep. 2 of 3)
    • Spot of Bother Pt2 | O...
    Dungeons & Dragons: A SPOT OF BOTHER! (Ep. 3 of 3)
    • Spot of Bother Pt3 | O...
    Dungeons & Dragons LIVE: WILD WILD WOODS! (Ep. 1 of 2)
    • Wild Wild Woods Pt1 | ...
    Dungeons & Dragons LIVE: WILD WILD WOODS! (Ep. 2 of 2)
    • Wild Wild Woods Pt2 | ...
    Dungeons & Dragons LIVE: An Orcward Encounter (Ep. 1 of 2)
    • An Orcward Encounter P...
    Dungeons & Dragons LIVE: An Orcward Encounter (Ep. 2 of 2)
    • An Orcward Encounter P...
    Dungeons & Dragons: QUIET RIOT! An Oxventure (Ep. 1 of 2)
    • Quiet Riot Pt1 | Oxven...
    Dungeons & Dragons: QUIET RIOT! An Oxventure (Ep. 2 of 2)
    • Quiet Riot Pt2 | Oxven...
    Dungeons & Dragons LIVE: PLUNDER SIEGE! An Oxventure (Ep. 1 of 2)
    • Plunder Siege Pt1 | Ox...
    Dungeons & Dragons LIVE: PLUNDER SIEGE! An Oxventure (Ep. 2 of 2)
    • Plunder Siege Pt2 | Ox...
    Dungeons & Dragons: A FISHMAS CAROL! An Oxventure (Ep. 1 of 4)
    • Video
    Dungeons & Dragons: A FISHMAS CAROL! An Oxventure (Ep. 2 of 4)
    • A Fishmas Carol Pt2 | ...
    Dungeons & Dragons: A FISHMAS CAROL! An Oxventure (Ep. 3 of 4)
    • Video
    Dungeons & Dragons: A FISHMAS CAROL! An Oxventure (Ep. 4 of 4)
    • A Fishmas Carol Pt4 | ...
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  • @micahgodofpuns2285
    @micahgodofpuns2285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1203

    the barkeeper asked us why we carried our weapons into the bar. I said mimics the barkeeper laughed, we laughed, the chair laughed, we killed the chair it was a good time.

    • @admiralthrawnbar4899
      @admiralthrawnbar4899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Old but gold

    • @HazeEmry
      @HazeEmry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      The basis of this oxventure Basically

    • @snubabubba2745
      @snubabubba2745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@HazeEmry nah, that's only if they cooked and ate the chair

    • @SpydersByte
      @SpydersByte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@admiralthrawnbar4899 exactly what I was gonna say :D I have an image somewhere on my backup harddrive of a mimic and that quote that I've held onto for ages :D

    • @Brandon-lz2wb
      @Brandon-lz2wb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@snubabubba2745 i mean in some dnd worlds mimic organs are a delicacy

  • @tanguygautier5371
    @tanguygautier5371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    So, just to recap : half of Port Fairwind's merchants have closed and Egbert invented Ikea.
    Just a normal day in the Oxventure crew.

    • @Sirfinchyyy
      @Sirfinchyyy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Corazón is the ancestor to Edvard (maybe Egbert, we dont know) for a reason.

    • @Lord_Of_Night
      @Lord_Of_Night 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Sirfinchyyy Is that canon? I don't remember if they confirm the DND characters were direct ancestors to the Blades characters...

  • @georgesears934
    @georgesears934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    “Human palace guards just trying to do their job? Murder the hell out of them. Zombie pirates who can reconstitute from any injury? Let’s trap them in a shed and run. Mindless murderous mimic chairs? Time to negotiate.”
    -Dob’s train of logic

    • @flamesofchaos13
      @flamesofchaos13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Seems 100% moral and legit...Why you questioning it?

    • @Storyman09
      @Storyman09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      This is where we’re reminded that Dob grew up in the wild and without parents.

    • @bezerkoid
      @bezerkoid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      They didn't murder any guards in Plunder Siege, they did however truly annihilate some brigands that kept harassing them

    • @georgesears934
      @georgesears934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      bezerkoid I was referring to the ones guarding the palace containing the Owl Bear.

    • @bezerkoid
      @bezerkoid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@georgesears934 ah right. To be fair they had killed a few town residents and should have just been upfront about the Owlbear...

  • @fenvy9566
    @fenvy9566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    'Well played Dob,' Johnny says, before a cold and foreboding shiver of dread runs down their spine.
    "Don't encourage him!" Corazon's warning comes too late. Before Johnny knows it, the guild is drunk, Corazon is a drowning chair, Merilwen is sailing away to start a new life, the whole town is awake , a crew is dead, a warehouse is on fire and Prudence is surprisingly less chaotic than usual.

    • @kyleking6101
      @kyleking6101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah Prudence wasn’t chaotic at all… was she feeling alright this session???

    • @Sirfinchyyy
      @Sirfinchyyy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      To be fair they all survived... VICTORY!!

  • @LoriasGS
    @LoriasGS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    I love that drunk Corazon has about the amount of sense as sober Dob.

    • @bitequation314
      @bitequation314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And still more than sober Egbert.

  • @LadyBlackmoor
    @LadyBlackmoor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    "My name is Chairizon d'Ikea and I object to this treatment", while being thrown overboard

    • @Sheldon1985
      @Sheldon1985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      This comment gets even better when you get to the whole IKEA rebrand bit later on 😂

    • @alexanderzhmurov9624
      @alexanderzhmurov9624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Newest SCP..?

    • @grimnir1018
      @grimnir1018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ha you get inspiration

    • @axoltols6489
      @axoltols6489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pure comedy gold

  • @Mr_J_Ralph
    @Mr_J_Ralph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    Johnny: I've crafted a well thought out story with intricate plot points and developed characters.
    Dob tuning his lute: We'll see about that...

    • @danneko4308
      @danneko4308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Josh Ralph Dob loading his lute: shame.

    • @cinaedcollins4331
      @cinaedcollins4331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Johnny: I made an adventure you can't ruin
      Corazon: Hold my rum

    • @scorpix96
      @scorpix96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@jocosesonata "plot" actually means cone (like a traffic cone) in French. with that information in mind, _bon appetit_

    • @BeardslapRadio
      @BeardslapRadio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Johnny does a fantastic job as ‘everyone else in the world’

    • @alexanderzhmurov9624
      @alexanderzhmurov9624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Still waiting on his backstory to come to fruition though, I mean besides him being awesome as is...

  • @Sp4rkler3rickson
    @Sp4rkler3rickson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1135

    Merylwen: “I’m 15.”
    Corrazon: “17.”
    Dob: “I’m 6.”
    Prudence: “Also 6.”
    Egbert: “4.”
    Was that initiative, or the characters respective emotional ages? 😄

    • @jonintheredZ06
      @jonintheredZ06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Oh please, anyone who uses a shield-explosion jump to clear a wall can't possibly have a mental age of 4.
      More like -17.

    • @og5921
      @og5921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It is merilwen not merylwen

    • @Sp4rkler3rickson
      @Sp4rkler3rickson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      O G If we are being that particular, I also misspelled “Corazón,” and you, in turn, made a few grammatical errors.

    • @bbrbbr-on2gd
      @bbrbbr-on2gd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Spark_E_Muntz
      This is my head canon now. 😂

    • @scorpix96
      @scorpix96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Sp4rkler3rickson Prudence has to much anger against the world to be 6 :p
      (good one though ^^)

  • @Paplefication
    @Paplefication 5 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    "Oh my god! ... I mean ... I mean... Chair!"
    Has me in absolute tears!

    • @beholdnonsense5100
      @beholdnonsense5100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Literally everything Corazon did in this episode was gold

    • @someoneelse2412
      @someoneelse2412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      OH NO! DOB IS GONNA GIVE HIM AWAY

    • @dallydaydream
      @dallydaydream 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I absolutely lost it at that point too XD

    • @michiev
      @michiev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@beholdnonsense5100 Corazon's going to need more gold after Dob... keeps...doing..that

    • @johnsharplin
      @johnsharplin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Most definitely my new favorite Oxventure moment.

  • @antzonk1736
    @antzonk1736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    Egbert and Prudence’s team name could be “Fire and Brimstone”!

    • @kallasantysanty6092
      @kallasantysanty6092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      More like team Hellfire :P

    • @Integer_Overload
      @Integer_Overload 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Add Corazon and it's "Fire, Brimstone, and Rum", which doesn't actually sound that bad

    • @antzonk1736
      @antzonk1736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It if you add Dobb it could be, “The good, The bad and The Dobb”

    • @antzonk1736
      @antzonk1736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It if you add Dobb it could be, “The good, The bad and The Dobb”

    • @antzonk1736
      @antzonk1736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It if you add Dobb it could be, “The good, The bad and The Dobb”

  • @upupdowndown8592
    @upupdowndown8592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    Shopkeeper:"What do you want?"
    Everyone:"CHAIRS!"
    The green and purple sofa's crying
    Both of them:"How could you?"

    • @kaushtubhchauhan
      @kaushtubhchauhan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      UPUP DOWNDOWN sofas:are we a joke to you??

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This demands fanart

    • @upupdowndown8592
      @upupdowndown8592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah strictly

    • @sparty1744
      @sparty1744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not to spoil it for you but the green and purple sofa is one and the same, it even turns blue when Eurogamer use it

    • @matthieumeewis
      @matthieumeewis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sparty1744 it's the KLIPPAN sofa from IKEA, you can get various covers for it, I own two in grey

  • @andymcp4752
    @andymcp4752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    "dob will remember that"
    Now I want the telltale 'X will remember that' to show up in the corner every now and again
    *Prudence kills someone*
    *(!) Cthulhu is pleased*

    • @Sp4rkler3rickson
      @Sp4rkler3rickson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Ha ha!...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...No, seriously, someone edit this video to have those visual cues!

    • @happykiller14
      @happykiller14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      [Cthulu liked that]

    • @scorpix96
      @scorpix96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      *Johny was derailed by that*
      *The player characters will forget that*

    • @TMWriting
      @TMWriting 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This could be the greatest innovation in D&D since dragons were invented.

    • @alexanderzhmurov9624
      @alexanderzhmurov9624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One of my favourite moments!

  • @Liveebee
    @Liveebee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    "I'm ready to spring into action and hide at a moments notice" ... you can say what you want but Andy has mastered playing a rogue

  • @fakjbf3129
    @fakjbf3129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    Andy: I turn into a chair
    Johnny: Welp, I can already tell that my prepared notes are going to be useless today.

    • @youkofoxy
      @youkofoxy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Johnny: Improvise time.

    • @notoriousbmc1
      @notoriousbmc1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      ''Keep Calm And Chair!''

    • @sonofpears4691
      @sonofpears4691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Johnny: grabs a lighter and burns notes “okay”

    • @danielarosindo
      @danielarosindo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@notoriousbmc1 that would make an awesome t-shirt that only people who see this would know

    • @kyleking6101
      @kyleking6101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I hope you’ve seen the video that they did about how players will derail campaigns because Johnny goes into detail about how worried he was during this session

  • @Corbald
    @Corbald 5 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    Dob - Finances
    Egbert - Advertising and Demolitions
    Prudence - H.R.
    Corazon - "Procurement"
    Merilwen - Knocking things off of the tops of shelves
    I think it's the only time in DnD history that the party starting a business is a _good_ idea!

    • @captainzac24
      @captainzac24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I love that you put advertising and demolitions together

    • @Corbald
      @Corbald 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@captainzac24 It's one department ;P

    • @Storyman09
      @Storyman09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sounds like a crime family.

    • @nickmcguinness7016
      @nickmcguinness7016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Do you really think Dob being in charge of finances is a good idea

    • @HowlingWraith
      @HowlingWraith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Someone needs to make sure Prudence knows that Human Resources does not mean using humans as resources. No blood or entrails.

  • @Remain_Unseen
    @Remain_Unseen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    I kinda love how Johnny holds their hands throughout their adventures, and that despite the handholding, they still almost die.

    • @claytrimble4599
      @claytrimble4599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      That's the beauty of being a benevolent DM

    • @shadowtech9158
      @shadowtech9158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Right my DM from my first D&D campaign allowed me to roll when I wanted to mess with a computer, it was a 1 epic fail we all died instantly (plus all the people on the planet) and the villian was able to escape and do whatever he wanted till the end of time. The DM was a bit pissed to say the least, it was still around the beginning of the campaign.

    • @hush9639
      @hush9639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Shadow Tech holy shit dude

    • @caseybaker7935
      @caseybaker7935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@shadowtech9158 If that much happened from a single nat 1, then the DM had already planned to scrap that campaign

    • @cptteacosy6158
      @cptteacosy6158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@shadowtech9158 The DM was pissed that he chose to kill everyone bc you rolled a 1? Sounds like he has no reason to be pissed off he chose that 😂

  • @fenvy9566
    @fenvy9566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Corazon: why have one wooden leg when you could have FOUR?

    • @0megaX777
      @0megaX777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kirsten O'D-W this comment is so underrated

    • @humanatee6639
      @humanatee6639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don’t chairs usually have five legs though?

    • @MigattenoBlakae
      @MigattenoBlakae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A Dog
      u wot m8?😅

  • @johnpaulespana1212
    @johnpaulespana1212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    I wanted them to name the pub "The Spicy Rat"

  • @the_dark_soul_of_man
    @the_dark_soul_of_man 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    It took 23 minutes for Johnny to bury his face in his hand in despair. He really has the patience of a saint.

  • @mattball8622
    @mattball8622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    "I immediately hide" - Corazon de Ballena, pretty much any year you can think of

  • @maxlittlewood
    @maxlittlewood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Johnny needs a character banner that's just a huge crowd of people

    • @twanbijpost9050
      @twanbijpost9050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      or just "everyone else in the world"

    • @Weezle13
      @Weezle13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      A picture of the world with the name Everyone

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      With a big god head above the crowd doing a face palm =)

    • @polkarrty
      @polkarrty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or just the earth

    • @kaushtubhchauhan
      @kaushtubhchauhan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Loula so basically eurogamer sign with everyone else written on it

  • @Lanoira13
    @Lanoira13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Corazon: **squishes Dob and ominously speaks into his ear** We're gonna have a talk later...
    Dob: Think I'm getting a ~promotion~!
    Corazon: **sighs**

    • @VinylSebas
      @VinylSebas ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the question is, was this Corizon talking to Dob or Andy talking to Luke? Wont lie, in this position. id have been both.

  • @brady376YT
    @brady376YT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    I would just like to point out that Merilwen was a cat for nearly this entire episode.

    • @beholdnonsense5100
      @beholdnonsense5100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I would be too, if I played a druid tbh

    • @Taracinablue
      @Taracinablue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's implied that she was in elf-shape for the "montage" part, but yeah, lol

    • @bustinarant
      @bustinarant ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@TaracinablueI think she specified that she was still a cat and painted the pub as the cat while Dob played his ukulele lol

    • @plotholedetective4166
      @plotholedetective4166 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That's a lot of butthole waving..... Cats.....

  • @beladendron
    @beladendron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Corazon: "Where is the money?"
    Dob: "Port Fairwind's bay"
    Corazon: "What's it doing there?"
    Dob: "Recirculating."

  • @johnoneil9188
    @johnoneil9188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Corazon went from Jack Sparrow to Edward Kenway. I dig it.

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I know right??

    • @itisALWAYSR.A.
      @itisALWAYSR.A. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Next stop: Haytham

    • @derschwartzadder
      @derschwartzadder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Eh, more Guybrush Threepwood.

    • @jessiegagnon2453
      @jessiegagnon2453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      der schwartzadder Have you seen how many lists he puts Monkey Island games on?
      Edit: forgot the ?

  • @dallydaydream
    @dallydaydream 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Corazon, drunk: "I'm a chairman! Whaddaya think of me now, dad?"

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Lord Milquetoast: "Well, it's about time you started taking things seriously, Percy."
      Corazon: "No, I mean I'm LITERALLY a chair."

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +1 inspiration for you XD

    • @dallydaydream
      @dallydaydream 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cherrydragon3120 Why thank you! : D

  • @GGemin0-TTRPG
    @GGemin0-TTRPG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    We need some fanart of a tiny wood elf Merilwen talking to a giant lumberjack about her favourite kind of tree

    • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
      @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Merilwen would totally think appropriate flirting talk would be questions like "what's your favourite non-deciduous tree?" and "would you rather be stung by Dendrocnide moroides (the suicide plant, people have shot themselves after touching it) or Hogweed (basically makes you allergic to sunlight and can blind you).

    • @ym2045
      @ym2045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human I see you are a man of culture (i.e. because science) as well

    • @Storyman09
      @Storyman09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Miles Mitrijevas Yeah, but not much of a conversation. Everyone knows cedar is the best kind of tree after all

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      And in the background there's a chair dressed like a man dressed like a pirate

    • @kmnbvcmnbvc9741
      @kmnbvcmnbvc9741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i feel like this is ispired about a critacal role skit

  • @amezification
    @amezification 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    "For God's sake...Chairs!!!" For god's sake I can't take it anymore... I literally can't see through the tears my laughter has wrought

    • @danielarosindo
      @danielarosindo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I had to stop the video just so I could laugh and not loose the rest of the adventure

  • @brianlewolfhunt
    @brianlewolfhunt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Critical Role: Serious journey with serious characters that very often do stupid hilarious stuff.
    Oxventures: Team of 5 silly people, stumbling around the world, wrecking havoc, and somehow avoiding all the boss battles.
    All brought to you by the same TTRPG.

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      And both are now incredibly suspicious of chairs

    • @Cp2020_animations
      @Cp2020_animations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I prefer the latter myself

    • @polomat14
      @polomat14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And now look me in the eye, as I peek out of that kettle, and tell me Jester or Tary are serious characters.

    • @Cp2020_animations
      @Cp2020_animations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@polomat14 I hope you never change your profile picture just for the sake of this comment.

    • @polomat14
      @polomat14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Cp2020_animations I use it since, IDK, 2009? :P

  • @RRaxor
    @RRaxor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Corazon: Cthulhu's Pride
    Prudence: The Silvery Trout
    Me: Something seems a little off there.

    • @Acide950
      @Acide950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Obviously, Prudence is far better at marketing than Corazon.
      If you want to sacrifice your customers to Cthulhu, you cant lead off with a name like that. You would never have customers!

    • @alexanderzhmurov9624
      @alexanderzhmurov9624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Acide950 well, Dob..?

    • @Acide950
      @Acide950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexanderzhmurov9624 ?

    • @jefferycrouse5654
      @jefferycrouse5654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The Inn's Mouth would have been my suggestion

    • @sambakich7494
      @sambakich7494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jefferycrouse5654 old thread, but if there's an awning over the door, that would cast a shadow over the inn's mouth

  • @boomoloney
    @boomoloney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Expertly derailed campaign 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
    Cannot wait for the revenage of the salesmen

    • @wolfybat3335
      @wolfybat3335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Aaaahh the dreaded chair, Matt Mercer must be have leant them from his campaign

    • @beholdnonsense5100
      @beholdnonsense5100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Johnny and Matt need to get tshirts that say something like "I've got 99 DnD problems and they're all chairs"

    • @kurotoruk
      @kurotoruk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Will there ever be a campaign that they *don’t derail? (i hope not)

    • @tommaggs8903
      @tommaggs8903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Poor Dunnekin. Vile Dunnekin

  • @Musikur
    @Musikur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    Do you guys ever have a debrief with Johnny where he tells you what was "supposed" to happen?

    • @serezelveydawn
      @serezelveydawn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I want that

    • @andrewlodge8065
      @andrewlodge8065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      We need this

    • @ApMignonne
      @ApMignonne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Yes, please, we need a "behind the scenes" extra content here!

    • @SpydersByte
      @SpydersByte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      would be great to see

  • @tomothy1625
    @tomothy1625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Prudence should introduce herself as “I’m Prudence, the tiefling warlock who has set Egbert back several atonement points”
    Also tell him that the unarmed attack is just attackers strength mod

    • @oscarmccormack1611
      @oscarmccormack1611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And Cthulhu is most pleased =)

    • @scorpix96
      @scorpix96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      She should just push him to being an evil paladin in the service of Cthulhu, it'd save everyone a lot of time :p

    • @ethanlappin
      @ethanlappin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He's doing it to himself effectively enough

    • @temporaryhalfdecentname8452
      @temporaryhalfdecentname8452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tom Of the cool 1+Str for a standard unarmed strike (or if he had the tavern brawler or Dragonborn claws feat 1d4+Str)

  • @voltzoen6262
    @voltzoen6262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    A burning Prudence interrogating someone sounds absolutely terrifying.

    • @jellysharkbat
      @jellysharkbat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think I fell in love in that moment.

  • @crowsandcryptids
    @crowsandcryptids 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    There are 3 types of dnd party’s:
    Critical role- professional follows the rules to the letter has a vast world with intricate story
    The adventure zone: family dnd that doesn’t follow the rules fully its all about having fun and starts as a disaster but as time progresses gets deeper and deeper
    Then theirs oxventures: a fuckig disaster and nothing goes properly and how the resolution is reached no one knows

    • @nicktaylor897
      @nicktaylor897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The resolution is reached through Johnny's sheer fucking will

    • @crowsandcryptids
      @crowsandcryptids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nicktaylor897 hahahaha

    • @WinterPains
      @WinterPains 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are most DnD campaigns done in basically completely vocal like this? Or does Johnny have a small position board where he's moving character pieces that represent the Crew?

    • @crowsandcryptids
      @crowsandcryptids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@WinterPains it depends its up to whos playing and what recorses everyone has

    • @WinterPains
      @WinterPains 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crowsandcryptids That makes sense.

  • @lucasm.3864
    @lucasm.3864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Chairs: the deadliest enemies... With doors a close second.

    • @ryankelsay5984
      @ryankelsay5984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lucas M was looking for this comment, lol

    • @mart84
      @mart84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lucas M horse can be a problem if your the Mighty Nein as well

    • @mattball8622
      @mattball8622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I see you too are a man of culture.

  • @christophmuller3511
    @christophmuller3511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    We need an after party Q&A where Johnny can elaborate on where and how the train left the rails :) Also, I was waiting for Dob getting an evil alive chest with hundreds of tiny feet as a “pet”…

    • @andrewlodge8065
      @andrewlodge8065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sapient pearwood......I like your style

    • @Storyman09
      @Storyman09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pretty sure the train left the rails as soon as they skimmed over the way in-voices work.

    • @ryadinstormblessed8308
      @ryadinstormblessed8308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes to both! And when the hundred-legged chest opens, a "Wizzard" pops his head out to see what all the ruckus is, and decides he's better off staying in Ankh-Morpork where it's saner!

  • @shadowcat1606
    @shadowcat1606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    23:42: Narrator: It was at that point that Johnny the Dungeonmaster realized that this adventure, once again, would not go as he certainly meticulously planned in hours upon hours of work.

  • @mcmillan20101
    @mcmillan20101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    It’s great that corazon is now an edgy early 2000s teen

    • @beholdnonsense5100
      @beholdnonsense5100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I mean, he is the party rogue, it'd be wrong if he *wasn't* edgy

    • @michiev
      @michiev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      When wasn't he?

    • @queenoffabulous2156
      @queenoffabulous2156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      His back story is hes rebelling against his dad

    • @mcmillan20101
      @mcmillan20101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Should I now say. He looks like an edgy teen

    • @johnsonbaroncaveler6634
      @johnsonbaroncaveler6634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mcmillan20101 he IS

  • @CaitlinRC
    @CaitlinRC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Who needs to follow the carefully planned plot? NOT THE OXVENTURERS!

    • @thomasgodridge5945
      @thomasgodridge5945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think he's used to their shenanigans by now.

    • @Storyman09
      @Storyman09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Thomas Godridge Yeah, the look on Johnny’s face throughout was really the look of a man resigned. :D

    • @colinbaker5306
      @colinbaker5306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Storyman09 Its like Ive agreed to THREE more of these in TWO weeks WHY WORLD WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU?????????

    • @Storyman09
      @Storyman09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He’s the real D&D MVP. The sacrifices he makes being around these people, for our sakes’. T_T

  • @ragingrhino101
    @ragingrhino101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    fell like there should be a new shirt by Corazon - "Dont be a Dob, be a chair"

  • @JCWCentreBack
    @JCWCentreBack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    With Merilwen occupying that chair, does that make her Chairman Meow?

    • @matthieumeewis
      @matthieumeewis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chairwoman, maybe. Chairman, wait what

    • @hasumeokaasan6533
      @hasumeokaasan6533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh i see what you did there, Shadowhunters.

    • @polkarrty
      @polkarrty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh hey good city of bones reference

  • @iangallagher6252
    @iangallagher6252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    After learning about the house-houses, I can't stop hearing warehouse as were-house and imagine people turning into houses on a full moon then naturally worried if Corazon was actually some kind of were-chair. I am now terrified of all furniture.

    • @darthfenrir7773
      @darthfenrir7773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Were-chairs? Where? Men that are chairs?

    • @BadWebDiver
      @BadWebDiver 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They hinted at that idea in the Xanth series.

  • @arsen4512
    @arsen4512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Oh my God!
    Argh!
    Oh! Urgh... I mean... Chair!
    Brilliant, flipping Brilliant!

  • @Binary-
    @Binary- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "You wanna romance the chair?!"
    Knowing Luke he's more likely to adopt the chair creature :')

  • @NisansaDdS
    @NisansaDdS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    LoL at Oxbox sneakily raiding the bar while oxtra is going through paperwork.

    • @Stoneysilence
      @Stoneysilence 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They are the newbies, they get to do all the hard work.

  • @cheetarah9199
    @cheetarah9199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    That was brilliant! Poor Johnny, they properly broke him, but he got it back on track like the true hero he is.

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He is really good at being the whole world

  • @kirbsters4851
    @kirbsters4851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Prudence: I got disembowelled... I got better
    We need that on a shirt XD

  • @magunbfp9030
    @magunbfp9030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I would ,love to see Johnny DM a group therapy session for NPCs who have been “innocent bystanders” for these Oxventure Adventures

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh yeah! That'd be....the chicken-man's wife, the harbormaster, those guys they stole a table from, the one surviving goblin in Wild Wild Woods, at least half the guards in Quiet Riot, Katie Pearlhead, whoever met them at the party in Heist Society, and the entire town that they helped "rebuild"

    • @HazeEmry
      @HazeEmry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brentage5000 wait who did they steal a table from? Which adventure was that?

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HazeEmry in their second adventure, they were in need of a table to eavesdrop onto Corazon's crew from. They got one by terrifying some fishermen into vacating their table (and kidneys, and bowels). That's the table theft I'm referring to.
      Edit - to be more specific, it went like this:
      Fisherman: "Oh, we're good for drinks, thanks."
      Prudence: 👹*"LEAVE THIS PLACE, WE WANT THIS TABLE."*

  • @Rabbitmancer
    @Rabbitmancer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Last time I was this early, Egbert was still on track for absolution.

    • @alexandersttk
      @alexandersttk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      More like on a road crossing those tracks

    • @someguyshere6968
      @someguyshere6968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Look there just beyond the horizon, Absolution"

    • @rabidcheesehead2914
      @rabidcheesehead2914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So before egbert joined

    • @danielarosindo
      @danielarosindo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That ship as sailed and crashed on the shore

    • @Rabbitmancer
      @Rabbitmancer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danielarosindo Bless him, he keeps trying though. 🐲

  • @beholdnonsense5100
    @beholdnonsense5100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    I'd just like to say it's been two weeks and I'm still not over Andy's updated Corazon costume

    • @amezification
      @amezification 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      none of us are... it is fabulous

    • @cheetarah9199
      @cheetarah9199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      His hair certainly is fabulous!

    • @Cbyneorne
      @Cbyneorne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cheetarah9199 I assume you're talking about the hair on that magnificent chest.

    • @cheetarah9199
      @cheetarah9199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All of the hair! 😉

    • @Icam_here
      @Icam_here 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it is a great costume

  • @lathamsmith4171
    @lathamsmith4171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    What do you want? Is it chairs or information about chairs?
    *Y E S*

  • @d3sTr0y4h
    @d3sTr0y4h 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I feel we need a d&d t-shirt with a "poor johnny" design

  • @sisiissiisslsosioss4621
    @sisiissiisslsosioss4621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Ok 37 minutes in and it’s all corazon is a Human speed boat...... I’m loving it!

  • @daniellockley-smith9766
    @daniellockley-smith9766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Poor Johnny, I wonder how it was supposed to go

    • @mattball8622
      @mattball8622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It's honestly a testament to his prowess at DMing that he managed to get some sort of conclusion together from this. He said in the Q&A afterwards that this was the most violent derailment he's ever dealt with, haha!

    • @DiZtheJedi
      @DiZtheJedi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mattball8622 I'm just waiting for the day when Johnny says screw it and instead of adjusting the story to fit them, he just outright tells them that they messed up and now the entire city is burning and the populace are out for their blood.

    • @anna-flora999
      @anna-flora999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DiZtheJedi also, cuthulu is pissed at Egbert and shows up in power armor to fuck everyone up

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DiZtheJedi two sessions later.....we get Stop! Hammer Time ending in juuuuuust this fashion

  • @U_C_G
    @U_C_G 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Vox Machina's arch enemy: Doors
    OxBox arch enemy: Chairs
    For my campaign I'm absolutely making the final boss a futon

    • @damiwayne8289
      @damiwayne8289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Alex Healy Unexpectables almost got killed by a Carpet in one arc.

    • @U_C_G
      @U_C_G 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@damiwayne8289 what is it about this game and killer furniture?

    • @U_C_G
      @U_C_G 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@damiwayne8289 Actually, I do remember once my party almost got TPK'd when a stone golem fell down some stairs onto us

    • @l0stndamned
      @l0stndamned 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Had some fun with unleashing doors on my gaming group. Also a windmill.

    • @thecadaver
      @thecadaver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@U_C_G the simple answer is that when DMs can create their own monsters, theyre basically always made to mess with players. That's how you get treasure chest mimics.

  • @DC90
    @DC90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Let's fight some chairs" I have been waiting for those words all my life.

    • @P3x310
      @P3x310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Them's fightin' words!

  • @bwilhelm8232
    @bwilhelm8232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Andy: *comes out dressed as Corozon w/new wig*
    Me: oh no he’s hot

    • @dragon-kitty
      @dragon-kitty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      To be fair he was always hot - it was just easier to ignore it before he became a pirate 😇

    • @madalice5134
      @madalice5134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dragon-kitty Too true.

  • @DreamerOnDrugs
    @DreamerOnDrugs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    As someone who follows both OXventure and Critical Role, I'm starting to believe that the word 'chair' is just code for 'plot derailment'.

  • @alicia9290
    @alicia9290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I think if Egbert had a wisdom score not normally reserved for a woodland critter, he might be a bit worried about becoming a fallen paladin. The only thing that saves him, repeatedly, is that he can't form intent to violate his oaths.

    • @misterthegeoff9767
      @misterthegeoff9767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      In my headcanon the only reason his god hasn't taken away his powers yet is because they are watching from the higher planes out of morbid curiosity over what he's going to do next, and maybe one day it'll go so far that his church can call a crusade to go stop him.

    • @dragon-kitty
      @dragon-kitty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Does that whole Ikea thing count as positive or negative atonement?

    • @zacharystanger9856
      @zacharystanger9856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dragon-kitty yes

    • @Bigal3031
      @Bigal3031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Meanwhile, Prudence is like um so Egbert if you ever lose your paladin status, theirs always Cthulhu.

    • @jimpadgett8233
      @jimpadgett8233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@misterthegeoff9767 that sounds great! But also a headcanon can be that there is some form of prophecy that Egbert will save the land completely by accident. So the God is just watching, extremely worried about whether it's true 😂😂😂

  • @webgiant7123
    @webgiant7123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    DOB, now starring in "Romancing The Chair"

  • @joshhammer5518
    @joshhammer5518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "You've got to be the worst adventuring party I've ever heard of!"
    "But you have heard of me"

  • @TimmyShea12
    @TimmyShea12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I like how Egbert picked up right where he left off in the last Oxventure...covered in urine

  • @phylion6067
    @phylion6067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Let me take another look.... 20!"
    "Oh thank god"
    I have somehow never, as a fellow DM, related more to Johnny's turmoil.

  • @williambritt8445
    @williambritt8445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    From what I learned from all my D&D people watching chairs and doors are always the villains

  • @madalice5134
    @madalice5134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    We need an Oxventure shirt with Johnny in the background facepalming while the party strike a "heroic" pose.

    • @NecRomant1c
      @NecRomant1c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Standing on a pile of wrecked furniture and a gnome skeleton.

  • @jamiemcnally3222
    @jamiemcnally3222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Andy: Oh my god
    *johnny gasps*
    Andy: wait wha- I mean CHAIR

  • @TheTravelerww
    @TheTravelerww 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This reminds me of the DnD Joke: The bartender asked us "why we bring weapons into the tavern."
    "Because of Mimics" we replied
    The bartender laughed
    We laughed
    The Table (or in this case chair) laughed
    We killed the Table (or in this case chair). It was a good time

  • @Charmknight015
    @Charmknight015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Can we get a "Team Working on It" Shirt please?? lol :D

  • @junaidkamalie3088
    @junaidkamalie3088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Corazon: We need to fall in love with the bar owner
    Dob: I'm on it
    That's a true bard in action right there

  • @brentage5000
    @brentage5000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    HOW NOT TO BREAK:
    1. Go on fifteen minute break
    2. Complete break
    3. See the notification for the new Oxventure upload you've been waiting for for three weeks

  • @nickjeffery536
    @nickjeffery536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    So Corazon went from being a pirate to being a cors-chair???

  • @Integer_Overload
    @Integer_Overload 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Merrilwyn: "can anyone here... Read?"
    Jared, who's 19: *breathe in* "WHADDUP, IM-"

  • @danykilson4950
    @danykilson4950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    *Corazon:* "What's with the breathing chairs?"
    *Barkeep:* "You what?"
    *Corazon:* "WHY ARE THE CHAIRS BREATHING?"
    Andy is my favourite Oxventurer.

  • @Coramelimane
    @Coramelimane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    dob pulled a dob before the adventure even started. Amazing.

  • @wardrecaridius3740
    @wardrecaridius3740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Johnny hands out inspiration like it's candy sometimes and for the most rediculous things...and i love it

  • @00blaat00
    @00blaat00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "If you all could leave my shop and go on a montage ..."
    Some excellent DM'ing right there!

  • @ChaosMan
    @ChaosMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Who needs Avengers: Endgame or Game of Thrones when we got this :D:DD:D

    • @kristopherruiz7644
      @kristopherruiz7644 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair Endgame does have a pretty sick Fortnite cameo so...

  • @almostirrelevant9181
    @almostirrelevant9181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I am incensed, INCENSED I TELL YOU, that Jonny wasn’t an option on the video poll. The DM is always the MVP!
    Love Oxventure of course:)
    Edit for spelling

  • @earmite100
    @earmite100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The barkeeper asked why we carried weapons on us in the pub.
    I said, "Mimics."
    The barkeeper laughed, the party laughed, the table laughed, we killed the table.
    It was a good time.

  • @shawnheatherly
    @shawnheatherly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That salesman is gonna show up months from now looking for revenge, and our heroes probably won't even remember he exists.

  • @patience1926
    @patience1926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Man I’m loving Andy’s hair. His look is kinda reminding me of Chris Hemsworth’s Huntsmen Eric from Snow White and the Huntsman.

    • @maxvel0city906
      @maxvel0city906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You totally nailed it, I was thinking who does Andy look like now, then I read your comment, of course Chris Hemsworth.

    • @Joearango481
      @Joearango481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I saw snake pliskin and I think that's more accurate

    • @beholdnonsense5100
      @beholdnonsense5100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andy dressed up as Snake for Halloween once and it was excellent

    • @oynque8965
      @oynque8965 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was kinda thinking John Travolta as Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction.

  • @tiannaroberts6153
    @tiannaroberts6153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    *Eats lunch while watching TH-cam*
    *Notification for a new Oxventure pops up*
    *Chokes on ramen while trying to click on the notification as fast as possible*

    • @EST84x
      @EST84x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Never has the involuntary "Show less" YT censorship felt more appropriate.

    • @sisiissiisslsosioss4621
      @sisiissiisslsosioss4621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @leigheaux_venere
      @leigheaux_venere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same

    • @madalice5134
      @madalice5134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did you do a saving roll?

    • @Claudia-pm7wg
      @Claudia-pm7wg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was drinking coffee and trying to wake myself up when I saw the notification. I snorted warm coffee out of my nose in excitement.

  • @keyblademasterkatsu7839
    @keyblademasterkatsu7839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Bless your hearts, im having a particularly bad day due to my break up and seeing this video surely cheers me up!

    • @depressedknicksfan6060
      @depressedknicksfan6060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I get you I just got out of a toxic relationship myself just know it’s always darkest before the dawn and know there’s people who care about you

    • @cheetarah9199
      @cheetarah9199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sorry to hear that, best wishes Katsu.

    • @scottsanerd
      @scottsanerd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That sucks dude/dudette. Let the ridiculoucsoness of the oxventurerers wash over you, and remember that it does get better.

    • @madalice5134
      @madalice5134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry, best wishes and I hope you feel better asap.

    • @gonegoose9985
      @gonegoose9985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hope things get better soon

  • @TheLegend-rx7gn
    @TheLegend-rx7gn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Merilwen, you like wood but this is weird."

  • @seanvibing6995
    @seanvibing6995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Alright so the pirate is a chair now” 😂😂😂

  • @nibbles135
    @nibbles135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Prudence: "Dob I know you don't like killing guards"
    Dob 2 minutes later: "I'll throw the guards into the water, they'll wake up"
    Me: At that hight, it's like throwing them onto concrete, there's a reason Johnny didn't say they woke up

  • @Technoir444
    @Technoir444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The Oxventurers went off script and really put Johnny in the hot seat. 😉

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BEST PUN EVER!!!!!

    • @Bigal3031
      @Bigal3031 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair, when haven’t they gone off script? Wait there’s a script?

  • @dexterxstar
    @dexterxstar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Just noticed the pub they made should have been called chairs. "Where everybody knows your name and furniture wants your brain. "
    Thank you, cheers. Tip your waiter in here all night.

  • @jeffreywells1832
    @jeffreywells1832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    First "Critical Role" and now here. Are we nowhere safe from the chair menace?

    • @SarahAndreaRoycesChannel
      @SarahAndreaRoycesChannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well Nott was not safe from being a Dob, so a bit more crossover is only fitting.

    • @beholdnonsense5100
      @beholdnonsense5100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I propose tshirts for Matt and Johnny that say "I've got 99 DnD problems and they're all chairs"

  • @bilbo_t_baggins2762
    @bilbo_t_baggins2762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I was in the audience. Before the show started, these people cosplaying Gandalf the grey and Aragorn walked past in the distance and someone in the queue for d+d said "there's a commentator called Bilbo Baggins , I wonder if that's him?" I've been noticed, I thought. Then the conversation started, just to pass the time. 5 minutes later and I'm part of a group of around 8 random strangers all talking to each other. Well done oxbox for making that happen. Bring on the next campaign.

  • @MrDudeshutup123
    @MrDudeshutup123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Love how stress Johnny got by them derailing him! 😂😂😂

  • @sjorsfarla3767
    @sjorsfarla3767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Me: I'm going to study tonight
    Outside Xbox/xtra: New D&D video
    Me: Well who cares about my study and future, lets watch this

  • @Incoherent-excitement
    @Incoherent-excitement 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how with each and every show they get more and more in character with their costumes. Like one day I won’t be surprised when an actual 6 foot dragon-man walks on stage. 😂

    • @BloatedSpoon
      @BloatedSpoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jane and Luke tattoo their skin

  • @kyleking6101
    @kyleking6101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Corazon joins Dob in searching the Land lord's office "let me just put my name on these ownership papers whilst I'm at it"

  • @GriffinWolf
    @GriffinWolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Only just realised this on the rewatch. The ship they sank was, according to Johnny, operated by the same warehouse that they were ransacking, which had paperwork saying Dunekin. Since Dunekin was only making Fairwind style furniture out of evil wood, Corazon did a very good thing sinking that ship and stopping all those evil chairs escaping the town.

  • @jonathanlowe8755
    @jonathanlowe8755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Wicker, wicker, wild, wild wood."
    Dying.

  • @CortashGaming
    @CortashGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    You have found the rare Chairizon!!

  • @I-sparkydash-I
    @I-sparkydash-I 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    omg!..Andy looks amazing with that long hair! :-O ....The others look great, too.

  • @pipparobinson2035
    @pipparobinson2035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I think Johnny's local got took over and he's still not happy about it

    • @JohnnyChiodini
      @JohnnyChiodini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ...actually that did happen last year